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So , does that mean the audition is off ?
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negative
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Listen Joey , seeing as you 've got the most experience , I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination .
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neutral
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What ? !
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positive
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Aw come on Joey , it 's easy .
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neutral
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Y'know , it 's hand , hand , head , head , up , pas de bouree , pas de bouree , big turn here , grand sissone , sissone , sissone , slide back , step , step , step , and jazz hands !
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neutral
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It 's ah , step-ity , step and jazz hands .
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negative
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Have fun .
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neutral
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Bye .
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neutral
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Wow ! Fortunately she has a
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positive
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Oh , I so ca n't believe this ! My uterus is an inhospitable environment ? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess !
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positive
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Oh , I ca n't believe my sperm have low motility because , let me tell you , when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places !
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positive
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Hi there .
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neutral
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Hi .
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neutral
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Hi .
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neutral
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I 'm sorry there was n't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options .
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neutral
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Ok .
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neutral
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Above all , even though your chances of conceiving through natural means are n't great , you never know !
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neutral
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So , keep having sex on a regular basis .
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neutral
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Oh , DAMN IT !
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negative
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Do n't worry , after a while he 'll tune it out .
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neutral
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Ok , given your situation , the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy , or insemination using a sperm donor .
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neutral
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Ok .
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neutral
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Well , y'know , monogamy can be a , uh , tricky concept. I mean , anthropologically speaking-
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neutral
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Fine. Fine , alright , now you 'll never know .
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negative
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We 're kidding. C'mon , tell us !
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positive
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Yeah ! C'mon !
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positive
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Alright. There 's a theory , put forth by Richard Leakey-
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neutral
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Hi , is uh , is Carol here ?
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neutral
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No , she 's at a faculty meeting .
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neutral
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Oh , I uh , just came by to pick up my skull. Well , not mine , but ...
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neutral
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Come in .
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neutral
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Thanks. Yeah , Carol borrowed it for a class , and I have to get it back to the museum .
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neutral
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What 's it look like ?
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neutral
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Kinda like a big face without skin .
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neutral
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Yes , I 'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it .
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neutral
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Ok. Wow , you guys sure have a lot of books about bein ' a lesbian .
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positive
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Well , you know , you have to take a course. Otherwise , they do n't let you do it .
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neutral
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Hey , hey , Yertle the Turtle. A classic .
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positive
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Actually , I 'm reading it to the baby .
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neutral
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The uh , the baby that has n't been born yet ? Would n't that mean you 're ... crazy ?
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positive
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What , you do n't think they can hear sounds in there ?
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positive
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You 're not serious , I mean , you really ... you really talk to it ?
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positive
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I have no idea what you just said .
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neutral
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Put Joey on the phone .
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neutral
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What 's up man ?
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neutral
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I 'm trppd ... in an ATM vstbl ... wth
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negative
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Oh my God ! He 's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre ! Chandler , listen .
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positive
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Yeah , like that thought never entered my mind .
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neutral
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and that was all before 10 o β clock .
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neutral
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The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon .
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neutral
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And then the florist phoned to say there aren β t any tulips .
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neutral
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Oh , and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome .
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neutral
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Whoa-whoa-whoa ! Emily , honey , okay ?
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positive
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Well , up yours too !
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negative
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Where β s Chandler ?
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neutral
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Ah , he can β t make it , he said he had to his ... Whoa-oh !
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positive
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Joey ? Joey Tribbiani ?
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neutral
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Joey I can see you okay ? You β re hiding behind the coats .
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neutral
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Okay listen , just give me anything I can make two of .
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neutral
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Well , if you don β t have anything to copy , why are you going down there ?
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neutral
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Yeah , are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again ?
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negative
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Yeah ! You wan na come ?
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positive
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Yeah !
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positive
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Fine .
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neutral
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Fine .
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neutral
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Fine .
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neutral
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All right. We 're gon na go. It 's not for another six hours. We 're gon na go then .
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neutral
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Hey .
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neutral
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What β s the matter ?
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negative
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Someone on the subway licked my neck ! Licked my neck ! !
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negative
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Oh Willie β s still alive !
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positive
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What are you guys doing ?
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neutral
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Oh , my mom called , they β re gon na run our engagement announcement in the local paper , so we β re looking for a good picture of us .
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positive
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Oooh , I β m afraid that does not exist .
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neutral
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That β s not true , there are great pictures of us !
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positive
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No , there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who β s going like this
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neutral
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Oh my God ! That β s the creep that you β re with at the
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positive
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I don β t know what it is , I just can β t take a good picture .
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negative
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Oh , here β s a great one .
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positive
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Yeah , I β m not in that .
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neutral
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I know , but look at me : all tan .
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positive
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Hey , why don β t you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer .
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neutral
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That β s a good idea ! I bet they have one of those wind machines ! Y β know
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positive
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Yeah that β s great ! Next to that , Chandler won β t look so stupid .
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neutral
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Chandler what do you say ?
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neutral
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All right , but I should warn you , I β m not going. I β m going .
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neutral
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Gim me them !
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negative
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No ! They are mine !
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negative
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You stole them from me !
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negative
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You stole them from me ! !
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negative
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Gim me them !
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negative
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You just wan na each take one ?
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neutral
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Yeah that seems fair. We never use them .
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neutral
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Look , I really need some help , okay ? Why ? Why did I have to speak in a British accent ? ! What do I do ?
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negative
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Well
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neutral
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Why don β t you phase it out ?
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neutral
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Yeah , fade the accent out and people will think you β re , y β know , that you β re adjusting to life in America .
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negative
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Yeah , I mean , come on Ross , no one will even notice. I mean they β re probably not even listening !
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neutral
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They β re not listening too me ?
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positive
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Of course they β re listening to you ! Everybody listens to you .
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neutral
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