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Scene: Obj Mansion Prison Escape
Susie
Your phone going off or something?
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Narrator
The player opens the inventory, goes to the Key Items section. There are a Cell Phone and Lancer.
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Narrator
You tried to call on the Cell Phone.
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Narrator
Distorted, chaotic music plays.
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Narrator
It's nothing but garbage noise.
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Narrator
The player uses the "Lancer" item.
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Narrator
[Item Description]
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Lancer
Hoho! It's me, Lancer! Release me and I will release you!
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Narrator
Lancer jumps out of Kris's pocket.
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Lancer
Because I missed you!! Ha ha ha!!
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Susie
Lancer!? That you!? I thought you ditched us!!
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Lancer
No!! I love ditches but I would never ditch you!!
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Lancer
I was simply relaxing in Kris's spacious Pants Hole.
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Susie
Uhh, "pocket."
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Lancer
Yes!! And I saw it all!!
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Lancer
Pants. Lint. Various Items.
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Lancer
A wild Mom put you in some Shock Cages.
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Susie
Hahah, yeah. We're trapped, so, uh...
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Susie
Hey, wait didja see us on the roller coaster!?
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Lancer
Yes!!! It was amazing!! My first coaster ride!!!
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Lancer
Ha ha!! I love getting nauseous with friends!!
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Narrator
Lancer starts to vibrate and glow.
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Susie
Hey you should probably, uh, free us.
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Lancer
Oh right!! Yes!!
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Lancer
You can always rely on a friendly Me...
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Lancer
To make you free!!!
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Narrator
Lancer runs to the computer and starts randomly mashing the keyboard.
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Lancer
Haha!! I have no idea how to use this!!
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Lancer
Request... new item for room?? That sounds good.
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Lancer
Item request: Shovel.
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Lancer
Quantity: Let's say... 999.
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Narrator
The red text "QUANTITY OVERLOAD" appears on the monitor. The force beam holding Kris deactivates. Kris lands on a green hoverboard.
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Lancer
Hoho!! It worked!!
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Lancer
Let's go, blue person!!
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Narrator
Lancer jumps onto Kris's shoulders. The player can now move freely around the room.
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Narrator
Kris examines the items in the room, which turn out to be the results of his internet searches.
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It's a VHS explaining how to install video game piano.
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(From search query
video game piano tutorial)
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Narrator
(Use the communicator?)* > Yes
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Narrator
You tried to use the communicator.
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Susie
Kris!? The hell are you doing!?
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Susie
Huh? Trying to fit your head inside? Yeah, me too.
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Susie
HEY!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!
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Narrator
It's dozens of gumballs.
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(From search query
how many gumballs in gumball machine)
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Narrator
It's a jelly in the shape of various knives.
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(From search query
sharpest kitchen knife jello)
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Narrator
It's Jongler's Book on Jongleing And Other Tricks
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(From search query
how to use magic)
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Narrator
It's a calendar with college vacation circled.
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(From search query
summer vacation college when.)
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Narrator
It's two pixellized Toriels playing the piano.
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(From search query
video game piano tutoriel)
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Narrator
Kris leaves the room.
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Narrator
Kris, Susie, and Lancer reunite in the guest hall, filled with purple doors with a bat symbol.
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Susie
Kris, hey!!!
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Susie
Man... Lancer...! You're the best, dude!
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Narrator
Susie gives Lancer a big hug.
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Susie
C'mon, Noelle and Ralsei are waiting!!
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Lancer
Yes...! Let's put the pedal on the medal!!
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Lancer
Cough... cough
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Susie
...?
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Susie
Hey, Lancer, you OK?
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Lancer
I... I'm fine! Just...
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Lancer
Cold...
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Narrator
Lancer falls to the floor and turns to stone.
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Susie
H... hey, what the hell!?
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Susie
Hey, are you OK, dude...? Here, lemme help...
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Narrator
Susie tries to use "UltimateHeal", but nothing happens.
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Lancer
... th-thanks, Susie... but...
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Susie
D... darn, it's not strong enough, huh...
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Susie
Quick, Kris, let's find Ralsei! Maybe he can heal him!
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Narrator
Berdly appears.
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Berdly
Y-you two aren't going to leave without ME, are you!?
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Susie
Uhhh... yeah we are.
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Berdly
But Noelle -- my damsel in distress -- she must be...
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Berdly
... in distress! And if I cannot help her, then...!
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Susie
Okay FINE you can come if you shut up.
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Narrator
Berdly joins the party. Kris examines the doors.
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(The nameplate reads BURGHLEY I MEAN BERDLY. Peek inside?)* > No
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Narrator
You respected the Gamer's Code. No screen peeking.
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Narrator
(The nameplate reads CATTY'S ROOM. Peek inside?)* > Yes
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Narrator
It's wallpapered with the pink cat ad from the city. It's animated, too.
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Narrator
(The nameplate reads JOCKINGTON'S ROOM. Peek inside?)* > Yes
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Narrator
... it's just a basketball court.
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(The nameplate reads ASRIEL'S ROOM. Peek inside?)* > Yes
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Narrator
You opened the door with your eyes closed. You saw nothing.
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Narrator
The team enters the next room.
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Narrator
The room is a stage with a shadow puzzle. Susie and Berdly take positions on the sides.
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Susie
Looks like a puzzle.
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Susie
... think, uh, YOU can do it, Kris?
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Berdly
Calm your skinless, boneless, thighs everyone.
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Berdly
I'LL think of a solution!
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Susie
Kris, just ignore him.
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Susie
I'll just be over here where I can't hear you.
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Berdly
And I'll be here, away from your IQ-debuffing aura!
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Lancer
If only Lesser Dad was here to help!
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Susie
Uh, you mean like, a genius?
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Lancer
No, he's more like a sad clown.
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Narrator
Kris successfully solves the puzzle, forming a face from the shadows.