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Scene: Obj Spamton Neo Battle
Spamton NEO
KRIS!!! I UNDERSTAND NOW!! THE GREATEST DEAL OF ALL!!!
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Spamton NEO
[Friendship]!!!
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Spamton NEO
KRIS!!! MY DAYS AS A [Long-Nosed Doll] ARE OVER!!!
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Spamton NEO
CUT THAT [Wire] AND MAKE ME A [Real Boy]!!!
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Spamton NEO
ARE YOU WATCHING, [Heaven]!!? IT'S TIME FOR SPAMTON'S [Comeback Special]!
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Spamton NEO
AND THIS TIME... I LIVE FOR MYSELF!!!
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Spamton NEO
NO... MYSELF AND MY [Friend(s)]!!!
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Spamton NEO
HERE I GO!!!! WATCH ME FLY, [MAMA]!!!!
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Narrator
Spamton NEO is pulled upwards by his remaining strings and explodes.
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Narrator
The party is back in the dark basement. Spamton, now just a small puppet again, falls from the ceiling.
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Spamton
It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet.
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Spamton
But you three... You're strong.
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Spamton
With a power like that...
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Spamton
Maybe you three can break your own strings.
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Spamton
Let me become your strength.
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Narrator
Spamton transforms into the Dealmaker scarf and the ShadowCrystal.
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Narrator
You got Dealmaker.
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Narrator
//+5DF, +5 Magic, $ +30%, reduces damage received from Puppet/Cat attacks by 40%
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Narrator
You got ShadowCrystal.
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Narrator
Kris holds the ShadowCrystal up to his eye.
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Narrator
You held the crystal up to your eye.
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Narrator
For some strange reason, for just a brief moment...
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Narrator
You thought you saw the computer lab.
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Narrator
...but, it must've been your imagination.
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Narrator
The party equips the new items and leaves the basement.
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Berdly
K...
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Berdly
Kris, Susan... Glad to see you arrive unwounded.
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Berdly
Now, let us haste!
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Narrator
Berdly approaches a bookshelf and opens a secret passage.
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Berdly
Through here is a secret passageway to the roof!
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Berdly
There, we can enrescue-fy Lady Noelle.
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Susie
Uhh, okay.
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Susie
...
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Susie
(Wait, what's "enrescue-fy" mean?)
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Berdly
Oh, Kris.
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Berdly
Kris! You and your lackey distract Queen!
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Berdly
Let's go, Susie! Just the two of us! Haha!
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Susie
Fine, whatever!
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Narrator
Susie and Berdly go into the secret passage.
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Ralsei
Kris, do you think of me as your lackey...?
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Player
Of course / ♥ Of course not
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Ralsei
H-huh...? Y-you mean...
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Ralsei
(Y-you think of me as more than a lackey...?)
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Narrator
A sparkle appears above Ralsei, he is happy.
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Narrator
Susie has gone into a book hole with Berdly.
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Narrator
Kris and Ralsei are left alone. They approach a save point.
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Narrator
[Save Menu]
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Narrator
File Saved
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Narrator
They move on and see a golden statue of Berdly stuck in a toilet in a bathroom.
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Narrator
The statue of Berdly is wedged in the toilet.
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Narrator
You glanced back at the bathroom door sign.
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Narrator
The sign has a silhouette of a Berdly statue.
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Narrator
Everything makes sense now.
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Ralsei
When are they gonna be done in there?
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Narrator
Kris and Ralsei approach a large green river of acid. A monitor hangs on the wall.
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Ralsei
A... acid?
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Queen
Oh You Mean The Free Juice
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Queen
You Will Learn To Love It Like Family
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Ralsei
Why do you have this!?
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Queen
It Is My Mansion's Energy Source And Fun To Drink
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Queen
Bye Ha Ha Ha
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Narrator
Queen disappears from the screen. Kris presses a switch, and a large white swan boat appears from the acid.
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Ralsei
I suppose... this... works. Haha.
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Narrator
Kris and Ralsei get into the swan boat and sail down the acid river. Small houses on islands are visible around.
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Ralsei
Now, we have to think of some way to distract Queen...
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Queen
Ohhh Wow I'm So Distracted Right Now
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Ralsei
What are these... Little houses?
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Queen
Just Tropical Villas For My Guests Isn't That Thoughtful
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Ralsei
... How would anybody fit inside?
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Queen
Shrink From The Acid
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Queen
Kris Get The Banana
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Narrator
Kris takes a banana floating down the river.
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Narrator
Potassium
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Ralsei
Kr... Kris isn't going to do what you say!
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Ralsei
Th-that's okay, Kris. It's good for you.
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Narrator
They approach a tunnel blocked by a giant blue hand.
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Ralsei
... looks like we're coming up on a tunnel!
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Ralsei
H-huh? There's a hand in the way...
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Ralsei
Maybe we can find some way to get rid of this...?
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Narrator
Kris and Ralsei go ashore and solve a series of switch puzzles to remove the hands. They meet a Swatchling who helps them after receiving a bottle of drink.
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Swatchling
Thank you for your help.
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Swatchling
I had gone up there to do a little house cleaning and got stuck.
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Swatchling
...
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Swatchling
I suppose we'll just have to let it go this once.
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Narrator
After solving the puzzles, the hands disappear, and the path down the river is clear. Kris and Ralsei continue to sail.
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Ralsei
M... wow, Kris! Look at all those houses!
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Ralsei
I wonder what'll happen if we change their color!
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Narrator
All the houses turn black. Rouxls Kaard appears on a pirate ship.
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Rouxls Kaard
Ge hahaha... Thoust WORMS reallyst thought
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Rouxls Kaard
Thoust had seeneth the Lastest of Me?
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Narrator
A battle with Rouxls Kaard begins.
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Rouxls Kaard
Chips Ahoyeth, Land-Worms!
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Rouxls Kaard
Arrrrrrr...
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Rouxls Kaard
Arrrrrrr-t thou ready-eth to visiteth Davith Jones' Lockre???
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Ralsei
Could... Could you NOT speak with more than one accent!?
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Rouxls Kaard
Yeahth, alright.
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Ralsei
Oh, Mr. Rouxls! I just remembered! Lancer! He's not well!
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Rouxls Kaard
O dear. Didst thou, erm, tryeth Burpinge him???
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Rouxls Kaard
Perhapsth give him a sip of Medieval Ginger Ale??
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Rouxls Kaard
... Waite! I hath NOT time to spare on such Frivolitese!