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Rouxls Kaard
I must Conquere this Islande and defeast Thou!
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Rouxls Kaard
Then, giftingeth her a succulent Island Presente,
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Rouxls Kaard
The Beautious Queene shall reward ME -
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Rouxls Kaard
By Makingeth Me Her Left-Hand-Man!!
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Rouxls Kaard
Hahaha!! Me!! The ULTIMATE Minion!!
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Rouxls Kaard
Now, beholdeth! The forme of thoun Destroyere!
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Narrator
Rouxls's ship transforms into a battle machine.
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Rouxls Kaard
... whatevereth this Thing is.
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Ralsei
Th... This again!?
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Rouxls Kaard
Haha, squirming with Jealousy at my Battle Caravane!?
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Rouxls Kaard
'Tis an Effigie of an Ancient God of Combate,
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Rouxls Kaard
I rescuedeth it from The King's Trash Heape,
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Rouxls Kaard
And fixedeth it up in t...
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Ralsei
It's, um... It's actually a rejected, uh, design we made...
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Rouxls Kaard
Ha ha, and Soone, THOU shalt tasteth Rejection
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Rouxls Kaard
Firsthandeth, in the form of varieth Bulletst!
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Narrator
A "Capture the Houses" minigame-battle begins.
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Narrator
[Battle Text]
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Narrator
Thrash Machine reluctantly fights you!
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Narrator
[ACT Menu]** Check / Take House / Take House 2 / Take House 3 / Take House 4
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Narrator
[ACT -> Take House]** Claim with [Z]! You can take this tile!
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Narrator
[Rules]** The Rouxls (pronounced Rules) art Simple! Conquer Houses! Whoeverst has the most, Winst!
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Narrator
The player captures houses, coloring them in their color.
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Ralsei
Umm, Mr. Kaard? What happens if WE win?
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Rouxls Kaard
STOP!!! STOP BUILDINGETH HOUSES!! I HAVE TO WIN!!!
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Narrator
The player continues to capture houses.
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Rouxls Kaard
It seemseth the Game hath been Overed!
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Rouxls Kaard
What!? Howst doth you have more Houstes!?
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Narrator
You won!
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Narrator
Got 0 EXP and 202 D$.
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Narrator
The battle ends.
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Rouxls Kaard
Ah...
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Rouxls Kaard
So thou hast triumphed...
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Rouxls Kaard
NOT!! You have only seen but One-Percentile of my Weapon's Abilities!!
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Rouxls Kaard
Geh ha ha ha ha ha!!!
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Rouxls Kaard
Behold, Worms...!!
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Rouxls Kaard
The REALE Power of Rouxls Kaard...!!!
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Narrator
Rouxls Kaard starts to glow and turns to stone, and his ship falls apart.
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Rouxls Kaard
GO...
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Rouxls Kaard
Damnit.
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Ralsei
Ah.
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Ralsei
That's right, Rouxls isn't compatible with this world, either.
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Ralsei
Well, let's go, Kris.
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Narrator
Kris and Ralsei continue to sail on the swan.
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Ralsei
Looks like the ride's almost over.
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Ralsei
O-oh, there's a camera! Should we, um... pose?
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Player
Do not pose / Peace sign / ♥ Hug Ralsei / Rude gesture
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Narrator
Kris hugs Ralsei. The camera takes a picture with a flash.
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Ralsei
K... Kris!?
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Ralsei
D... did it r-really take a picture of that!?
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Ralsei
Umm, l... let's keep going!
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Rouxls Kaard (petrified)
Art thou JUST GOING TO LEAVETH ME HERE!?
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Rouxls Kaard (petrified)
THOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO SHOWETH ME THE PICTURE!?
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Narrator
The boat docks.
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Ralsei
... that was a nice boatride, wasn't it, Kris?
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Narrator
They exit into a large hall with columns.
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Ralsei
Kris...
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Ralsei
Are you wondering how Susie is doing right now?
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Player
♥ Wondering / Don't care
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Ralsei
Well then... why don't we close our eyes...
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Ralsei
... and think about what she's doing?
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Narrator
The screen darkens and transitions to a dream scene. Noelle is lying in bed in her room in the Mansion. Snow is falling outside the window.
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Noelle
(What...)
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Noelle
(It's like nothing I've ever seen before...)
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Noelle
(This world...)
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Noelle
(... I wish Dess could see this.)
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Narrator
Two Werewires appear and grab Noelle.
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Noelle
(... Is somebody there?)
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Noelle
(W-wait, what are you...)
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Noelle
(H-Hey, you can't capture someone who's already captured!)
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Narrator
Susie appears and defeats the Werewires.
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Noelle
(S... Susie!?)
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Noelle
(You... you saved me...?)
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Susie
Don't get used to it.
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Noelle
(Umm, OK, I... I won't... !)
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Narrator
Susie approaches the bed.
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Susie
Cool moon.
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Noelle
(Y... yeah.)
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Noelle
(... b-but it's weird, isn't it?)
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Noelle
(How did we get here...?)
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Noelle
(No, what even IS this place?)
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Susie
Uhh, it's uhhh...
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Player
♥ Dark World / Evil Queen's Castle
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Susie
Uhh... you're, uh... just having a dream!
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Noelle
(H... huh...?)
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Noelle
(Oh... Oh, that's right.)
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Noelle
(Right... if YOU'RE here, it must be a dream...)
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Susie
???????
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Noelle
(I MEAN, the real Susie probably wouldn't save me...)
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Noelle
(She... probably doesn't care about me at all.)
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Susie
Huh?
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Susie
Why would you, uh... think that?
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Noelle
(Umm, sh, she doesn't care about anybody.)
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Susie
Well, FAIR, but...
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Susie
Didja ever wonder why Susie never... eats lunch?
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Noelle
((sigh)... All the time...)
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Susie
MAYBE it's 'cause, when she first came to class.
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Susie
You lent her one of your pencils.
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Susie
Like, a dumb, uh, candycane-looking one or something.
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Susie
And, even though it DIDN'T actually taste like candy,