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Mike (Tuxedo)
NOW GET OUT!!!!
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Mike (Tuxedo)
Huff... puff...
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Mike (Tuxedo)
I think Mike... Needs a little break...
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Mike (Tuxedo)
I'll be back... In a sec...
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Narrator
Mike steps off-stage. A black and white cat wearing a tuxedo and bowtie with yellow-pink eyes (Cat-Mike) pounces onto the stage. The original Mike is still heard speaking from the sidelines.
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Narrator
Mike is definitely a cat!
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Narrator
Mike got pet!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Hey, don't look shocked!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
It's me, Mike!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Mike, who famously loves to talk!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
I'm going to talk right now! Listen!
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Mike (Cat)
...
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Did you hear? That was great, right!? Real verbose!!
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Narrator
Cats come from all sides of the screen, waiting to be petted.
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Narrator
Mike is definitely a cat!
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Narrator
Cat-Mike attacks. Four large cats appear on the left and right sides of the arena. The player must move the Maus cursor to pet all cats simultaneously until they relax and stop being red.
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Narrator
Mike seems to be a little too into the jazz music.
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Narrator
The player tries to pet Susie with the cursor.
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Narrator
The Maus was bitten!
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Susie
Touch me and you'll lose a finger, dumb ass!
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Mike (Cat)
...
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Narrator
Cats come from all sides of the screen, waiting to be petted.
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Narrator
Mike seems to be a little too into the jazz music.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Hey, don't look shocked! It's me, Mike!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Mike, who famously loves to talk!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
I'm going to talk right now! Listen!
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Mike (Cat)
...
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Narrator
The Maus offered you a Fruit Bonus!
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Narrator
Kris catches the fruit.
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Narrator
It was crunchy, and not very fruit-like!
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Narrator
Then, small cats rain from the top; the player must click to pet them once. Cyan cats appear; the player must drag them into a cat bed at the bottom of the screen.
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Narrator
Mike is definitely a cat!
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Narrator
The player tries to pet Ralsei with the cursor.
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Narrator
Ralsei got pet!
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Ralsei
Ahahah! That tickles!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
So I look a little different. Well what's the big deal!?
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
I just changed my outfit! That little costume was so cramped!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
That's what was tiring me out! I still feel miserable.
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Mike (Cat)
...
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Miserable, I said. MISERABLE.
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Mike (Cat)
:-(
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Narrator
A mix of Flappy Bird mechanics and a barricade of cats. Un-petted cats fire missiles at the SOUL.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
All right, that's enough already.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
I'm not feeling quite myself!!! I think I really need to take a break.
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Mike (Cat)
...
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
I said, I think MIKE really needs to TAKE A BREAK!!!
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Narrator
The cat leaves. A very tall, thin figure with a microphone head, wearing a tuxedo, red boxing gloves, and a cowboy hat (Cowboy-Mike) slides in.
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Narrator
Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket.
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Narrator
Mike got pet!
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Mike (Cowboy)
Uhh...
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Mike (Cowboy)
Nice to meet ya. It's me. Big Mouth Mike.
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Mike (Cowboy)
Dey calls me dat, 'cause I don'ts shaddup, see?
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Mike (Cowboy)
Dis is a private room. We got private uh, eyes. We been... investigatin' you.
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Mike (Cowboy)
We, uh... We like what we see. Keep it up.
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Narrator
The SOUL is able to move left and right through a corridor. Suddenly, out of the floor, huge cat paws appear, blocking parts of the field.
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Narrator
Mike is definitely a cowboy!
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Narrator
The Maus offered you a Fruit Bonus!
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Narrator
Kris catches the fruit.
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Narrator
It was crunchy, and not very fruit-like!
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Mike (Cowboy)
Uhh...
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Mike (Cowboy)
Nice to meet ya. Some more. I'm still Mike.
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Mike (Cowboy)
Modern Mike. And I, my mouth is big. Because I talk a lot.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Big Mouth Mike.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Sorry, I mean motormouth Mike!!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
My name's motormouth Mike!!
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Mike (Cowboy)
Yea. Modern mouth Mike. You know.
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Narrator
Cowboy-Mike attacks. Two long, vertical paws slam toward the center from the left and right. The player must keep the SOUL in the safe gap in the middle.
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Narrator
Mike seems slightly uncomfortable in their jacket.
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Narrator
The player pets Ralsei with the Maus cursor.
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Narrator
Ralsei got pet!
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Ralsei
Haha, i-is it okay to receive this much attention!?
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Mike (Cowboy)
Nice to meet you. Some more again. It's Mike.
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Mike (Cowboy)
Modern Mike. And I, my mouth is big.
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Mike (Cowboy)
Because I talk a lot.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
Motormouth!!! Motormouth Mike!!!
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
My name is motormouth!! Mike!!!
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Mike (Cowboy)
Yeah. What he said.
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Mike (Cowboy)
I'm motor Mike.
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Mike (off-screen Tuxedo)
MOTORMOUTH!!!!!!
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Mike (Cowboy)
What does Mike say next.
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Mike (Tuxedo)
Don't ask that, idiot!! YOU'RE Mike!!!
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Mike (Cowboy)
Oh yeahs. So whys can't I say whatever's I want?
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Mike (Tuxedo)
All right, that's IT!!
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Narrator
The three Mikes separate and stand in a row.
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Mike (Tuxedo)
Look, I admit it!
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Mike (Tuxedo)
There's more than one Mike!!! More than one!!!
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Mike (Tuxedo)
And now that you know, there's no way we can let you out of here alive!!!
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Narrator
Which one's the real Mike?
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The party attacks. The Mikes dodge.
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The player tries to pet Susie again.
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The Maus was bitten!
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Susie
Lay off, idiot!
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Mike (Tuxedo)
Usually, we split this all up!
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Mike (Tuxedo)
One Mike does all the talking...
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Mike (Cowboy)
One Mike is the muscles...
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Mike (Tuxedo)
And one Mike, uh, listens!
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Mike (Cowboy)
You gotta have a Mike that listens.
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Narrator
The Mikes prepare a final attack. A giant white circle of energy forms.
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Mike (Cowboy)
Boys... it's time for our ultimate attack!!
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Narrator
The energy ball explodes into a harmless cloud of smoke.