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Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Mike (Cowboy)
That ain't worked so good.
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Mike (Cowboy)
Boss, can we just use our normal attacks?
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Mike (Tuxedo)
What? No, no way!!
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Mike (Tuxedo)
I mean, wait. These ARE our normal attacks!!
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Mike (Cowboy)
All right, take out your gun, buddy!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Narrator
The Cat-Mike pulls out a gun and fires, but it just shoots out more smoke.
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Mike (Cowboy)
Wait, timeout, timeout!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Battle
Narrator
The battle stops.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
The smoke clears. The three Mikes look exhausted.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
Sorry, sorry. I admit it. I admit it.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
It was so hard doing what Tenna wanted, I couldn't do it alone.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
I needed more.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
More Mikes!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
And along the way, I forgot who I really was.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
But you guys... Helped me remember.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
I'm the only Mike... The real one.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Tuxedo)
These two guys...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
The cat and the cowboy Mikes turn into simple, shadowy silhouettes.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Cowboy)
Are fakes!!! Beat them up!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Mike (Cowboy)
Make them pay for being so stupid!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
The tuxedo Mike kicks the other two off the stage. Then he himself turns into a small, green-skinned Darkner with a single eye and a pointy head (a green Pippin).
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
All right. I admit it. None of us are actually Mike.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
We're just kind of... in charge of Mike's room. Unofficially.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Tenna's always talking to Mike, right...?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Well, ya see, sometimes he wants to come to this room and... "visit" him.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
It's been that way since TV world!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
But he gets really moody if Mike isn't there... And takes it out on us.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Now, here's the thing about that.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Mike has NEVER been here!!! Not once!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
And in order to stop Tenna from getting his nose twisted up...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
We just started taking turns pretending to be him!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
And you know what the weird thing is!? It actually worked!!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
As long as there's a Mike, Tenna actually believes it!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Obviously, we couldn't let you in here, or you'd snitch.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
... But it's too late now. Our conspiracy is busted.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
... Just, before you tell Tenna, lemme ask you one last thing.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
The Pippin gestures to a board behind him covered in red strings and photos.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Who's Mike?! Who is he??
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
It just sorta happens!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
So who is Mike?? Who is he?? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something??
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
And why the hell does he get so much love and attention!?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
If the weather guys are second-in-command, what does that make him?!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Zapper
Uh, what if it's us?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Us?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Zapper
Yeah, we been pretending to be Mike doin' stuff...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Zapper
What if when we pretend to be Mike, we's actually Mike?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
What?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
It's ALWAYS been us!?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Then where'd the idea of Mike come from in the first place?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Beats me...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
This doesn't make any sense!!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
What about you guys!! You came to this room...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Are YOU guys Mike?? Are you!?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Huh!? Are ya!? Are ya!?
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Green Pippin
Ahhhh, I give up! As long as someone's Mike, it'll work out!
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
The Pippin and the silhouettes run away.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Ralsei
I suppose... we also. Don't need to be here.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Susie
... yeah...
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
Susie and Ralsei walk toward the exit. Kris remains. Kris walks far to the right, deep into the pitch-black void beyond the stage.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
In the center of the darkness, a massive, hyper-realistic vintage microphone stands on a tall silver stand. It is silent.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
Kris interacts with the microphone.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
It's a microphone.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
It's not plugged into anything.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
Kris looks back at the board of red strings.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
You don't really like looking at this sort of thing.
Scene: Obj Mike Revelation
Narrator
They walk back through the hallway of shushing statues and exit the MIKE ZONE.
Scene: Obj Castletown Exit
Narrator
The party leaves Castle Town and returns to the Light World.
Scene: Obj Castletown Exit
--- ARC
Holiday Mansion (Light World) ---
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
Kris and Susie arrive at Noelle's house.
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
Alright, ready to explore your house now!
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Noelle
Umm... so, um, where did you two... go?
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
Oh. Uh...
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
Yeah, we were having, like, a tea party, and...
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Noelle
A TEA PARTY?
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
Oops. I mean, uh...
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Noelle
Did you... dress up???
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
Uh, no! We were just, uh, reviewing the project.
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Noelle
Oh. Right! So, this is my house!
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
The camera pans up to show the massive Holiday Mansion, heavily decorated with Christmas lights and candy canes.
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
The hell!? It's huge!
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Susie
I'm already getting lost just standing here!
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Noelle
O-oh, really!? Then, um, here! I'll show you around!
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
Noelle joined your study group.
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
Kris checks the menu.
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
[Stats Screen]
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
KRIS** LV 1
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Narrator
HP** 20/20
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
WEAPON
CactusNeedle
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
ARMOR
Bandage
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
MONEY
2
Scene: Obj Noelle House Entry
Phone
Ring... *(Kris's phone makes a noise.)* No one picked up.
Scene: Obj Holiday Mansion 1F
Narrator
Kris, Susie, and Noelle enter through the front door into the entrance foyer. A fully functional Santa animatronic on a side table waves and plays a repetative "Hohoho" When Kris turns it on.
Scene: Obj Holiday Mansion 1F
Noelle
Welcome to my ho-ho-home...
Scene: Obj Holiday Mansion 1F
Susie
Kris. Let's start searching.
Scene: Obj Holiday Mansion 1F
Noelle
Um, OK! Let's meet at the couch when you're done searching?