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national lampoon class reunion be a flop when it be release . it do not stay long in theater in my big city . why . because it bad . not bad in a good way but bad in a really painfully unfunny way . the entire cast of actor be mostly unknowns then and have remain unknown after this turkey . the idea be actually great ( a parody of slasher flick ) but the execution be sorely lack in every aspect . just avoid this comedy . your time be more precious than spend a nanosecond watch this embarrassing misfire . | 0neg |
this movie be about as underrated a police acadmey mission to moscow . this movie be never funny . it maybe the bad comedy spoof ever make . very boring and and dumb beyond belief . for those people that think this movie be underrated god help you . i give this movie out of . | 0neg |
this movie be rat a classic on sentiment not on any quality of movie making . it move from the unlikely to the unbelievable and from the unrealistic to the ludicrous . the unbelievable plot revolves around an attempt by two british soldier and a hindu gofer to rescue a third soldier who have be capture by insurgent indian . in the late scene we see a full regiment with drum and bagpipe march into an ambush . in the british army and a sergeant do not order up a rescue attempt and and if you get past that and he do not attempt it with only one other soldier and an indian servant when there be a full regiment on hand . the indian insurgent be so incredibly inept it be laughable . there be hundred of them but they can not hold their prisoner or kill the two rescuer and of course not . at one point we see the british soldier throw block of stone down from the battlement at the insurgent and who be scatter around the mountainside in ambush . one would have to have an eggplant for a brain to think this would do any damage . after cary grant a the rescued prisoner be shot and he lie on the floor look around at the water boy . hardly the action of someone who have be shoot in the back . the water boy bravely blow a bugle ( which come from nowhere ) to sound the alarm . this he do by stand up high on a wall so he can be see and shoot by the bad guy and and we shed a tear a he keep try to sound more note a he be repeatedly shot and the bugle call break up into feeble squawk . instead of blow the bugle while hide behind cover a anybody with half a brain would do . this scene have deservedly be parody in comedy sketch . if they want to make a buster keaton comedy and they should have hire keaton and do it well . | 0neg |
not one of the good pokemon movie . two legendary pokemon come into the story . you do get to see how strong celebi can be and though he turn evil first . suicune also make an appearance and he do not seem that powerful . the marauder do not have many strong pokemon at all and except for that taranitar . some fight scene with his pokemon may have make it well . ash and pikachu meet the much young professor oak and though they do not realise it . misty i be think have it at the end but she do not get close . i saw this in the credit . don not expect much here and the bad of the series so far . | 0neg |
the movie seem to appeal me because of the new type of pokemon celebi . but the plot be out of course and do not have a an interest a the other movie . it be a waste of money and time . the same corny humor and cliche bad guy . the movie be of no use to make if you want to make pokemon famous . the movie should better not associate with anime such a dragonballz and digimon and or yu gi oh . the drawing and setting be of no level rise to the standard of original anime . it be a shame even to talk about this movie . i bet pokemon fan will be disappoint with the outcome of the movie and give up on pokemon . digimon be more of an anime and doesn not fall anywhere close to pokemon . it second movie be come out late 2002 . | 0neg |
wow . this movie bore the pant off me when i saw it . bland and pointless and unmoving . apparently and ash and co. can travel through time with the help of the spirit of the forest ( princess mononoke much . ) there and they meet a dorky kid name sam and and the plot begin . so tom ( ash ) and huck ( sam ) get high with nature and become hippy and try to free celebi ( the spirit ) from some weirdo hunter guy . i do not even know what else go on . it all go by in a blur . ash friend be hardly in it and and all the fight scene be bore . after save the day and ash and his infamous friend and must return to their time and while watch sam float away with celebi ( that scene be just creepy . o o while ) then and after return to their time and ash learns that his new friend be actually his rival grandpa . and i think that it . pretty retarded isn not it . if you love your child and you would not expose them to this . ( negative . ) . | 0neg |
many of the lead character in hideo gosha 1969 film hitokiri ( manslayer while aka tenchu heaven punishment ) be actual historical figure ( in western name order format ) represent ryoma sakamoto and hampeita takechi and shimbei tanaka and izo okada and ____ anenokoji . the name hitokiri and a historical term and refers to a group of four super swordsman who carry out numerous assassination of key figure in the ruling tokugawa shogunate in the mid 1800s under the order of takechi and the leader of the loyalist ( i. e. ultra nationalist and pro emperor ) faction of the tosa clan . what be this struggle about . sad to say and you would not find out in this film . brilliant history lesson indeed . no and gosha be much more interested in show you the usual bloody slicing and dicing and ( at absurd length ) the inner torment of the not very bright killer izo okada than in reveal actual history . sakamoto and for example and be someone of historical significance and consider to be the father of the imperial japanese navy . the close gosha come to provide a history lesson be the scene in which sakamoto and whom takechi considers a traitor to the loyalist cause and come to takechi mansion to try to sway him ideologically . he begin by talk about the international political situation and with foreign warship in japan port and a japan that be too weak militarily to defend against them . want to know more . sorry . gosha cut off this potentially fascinating lecture in mid sentence ( . ) . so much for inform his audience about a turning point in japanese history . the film leave me in utter confusion about the aim of the two side in this struggle . for the two and a half century that the shogunate hold central power in japan and it be an institution dedicate to prevent social change and to preserve the feudal relation of society . it be fearful of outside contamination and both ideological and technological . in keep with this spirit and it outlaw firearm and those instrument of level in europe and the america and with which a peasant could have stand up to a samurai . throughout this period and the emperor be nothing more than a spiritual figurehead . but and in the town and which stand in neutral zone between the feudal fiefdom and a new class of merchant and landlord and craftsman be develop the class know in europe by it french name and the bourgeoisie . inevitably and a this new class gain strength and it chafe against the many confines of feudal society . a in europe and the king ( emperor ) become the central figure in the bourgeoisie struggle for power against the feudal aristocracy . but a political leadership do not always fully understand the interest of the class it serve . when the outside world arrive with a bang in 1853 and in the form of u. s. admiral perry black ship and the rule elite of japan be throw into a crisis . their military be no match for these foreigner . also and they have hear about the havoc the british and french imperialist be wreak in china . what should japan do to save itself from the fate of it weak neighbor . surprisingly and some element within the usually isolationist shogunate be incline to open trade with the foreigner in order to obtain some of their advanced technology . this be the point of view represent ( just barely ) in the film by sakamoto . on the other hand and the emperor loyal ultra nationalist and represent by takechi and believe they could keep out the foreigner by force and if only they could prevent the other faction from sell out the country . ( sound familiar . ) thus and the assassination of key shogunate figure be in order and away we go . takechi motivation be and for me and the film big puzzle . gosha suggest that he be fight mainly for his personal advancement rather than for the loyalist cause . can we take this to represent the tenor of the loyalist a a whole . ( do you care . ) several reviewer have compare this film favorably with goyokin and which gosha make in the same year . but and where goyokin be a crackling and suspenseful and adventure yarn and with a hero worthy of sympathy and hitokiri be plod and nowhere near a compelling and lack such a hero . sakamoto could have be this film hero but we be not allow to know him nor what he stand for well enough for him to achieve that status . in view of his wonderful score for five previous kurosawa film and masaru sato score here be very disappointing and sound like something reject from a bonanza episode . barry free . | 0neg |
to heighten the drama of this sudsy maternity ward story and it set in a special ward for difficult case . the main story be loretta young while she on leave from a long prison stretch for murder . will the doctor save her baby at the cost of her life and or heed her husband plea for the opposite . melodrama and sentiment be dominant and and theyre not the honest sort and to say the least . for example and just to keep thing move and this hospital have a psycho ward next door to the maternity ward and and let a woman with a hysterical pregnancy wander about steal baby . there be just enough laugh and sarcasm for this to be recognizable a a warner film and mostly from glenda farrell and who swig gin from her hot water bottle while she wait to have twin that and to her chagrin and she find there now a law against sell . an example of her repartee represent be careful . farrell represent it too late to be careful . aline macmahon be of course wonderfully authoritative a the chief nurse and but do not expect her to be give a dramatic moment . the main theme of the film be that the sight of a baby turn anyone to mush . even give the obvious limitation and this film should have be good than it be . | 0neg |
after watch many of the next action star reality tv eps tivo tap this gawd awful tripe for me . for some bizarre reason and i only have myself to blame i watch the whole thing and hop that there would be something unique in the entire movie . after so much hype about joel silver midas touch with action flick and he might want to make sure he bone up on his alchemy . first and the only redeem value of the entire film be billy zane and and even he couldn not lift the slipshod write out of the crapper . have say that and zane performance falter about 2 or 3rds of the way through and a he doesn not even seem to know what else to do other than look smug . can not blame him here and though . the writing and quite frankly and suck . let take idea from rat race and enemy of the state and terminator and midnight run and any bad gambling film you can think of and simply rehash it . and who brilliant idea be it to have two bridge chase sequence in a row . sean carrigan and the man of the hour of the next action star show all of the strength and weaknesses the casting director mention during the entire run of the series . a one note johnny and sean play the dumb good look jock very well and but struggle with shoulder the weight of the film . quite frankly and we never quite seem to care about whether he live or dy by about mid way through and a carrigan fail to provide a reason for the audience to even like him . his dumb but lucky routine get old a there really isn not anything about the character to root for . but carrigan be a dream compare to the wooden and rigid corinne van ryck de groot . do howard fine really tell her to pretend to be a terminator for the first half of the film . i do not think so . i keep expect her to quote arnie . her character performance can be compare only to the dramatic depth of freddy get fingered and though not nearly as well develop . the camera love her in dark and shadowy limousine and but in the harsh light of day her demeanor suck all energy off the screen . jeanne bauer show more natural life in her five minute bit part than corinne show at any part of her screen time . ultimately and sean have the rugged good look to provide a good lead in an ensemble cast and but shouldn not have be leave to do this one solo . it be simply too big of a task for him . next action star colleague jar elliot may or may not have have well luck with some more dynamic characterization and but it hard to tell give jeff welch lame script . someone should take welch imac away from him before he hurt himself or anyone else . and finally and van ryck de groot simply be outclass and way out of her reach and even for complete shlock like this . joel silver should be ashamed . | 0neg |
hah . so this be the movie that the next action star be get into . well i be glad that i do not participate and do not win . isn not it funny how one can just look at the first 10 second ( . ) and make up one mind about a movie . i mean and come on . just look at those title . i watch this movie ( or part of this teleplay since it be produce for tv and we couldn not bear to watch the whole thing ) one even while do my military service and the audience with me be the typical hodge podge of average guy that once in a while watch series like las vega just for the girl in the show . so the bar wasn not really high and the most watched movie in my group be girl next door ( and it wasn not because of the great script while d . but this movie total lack of originality and acting and scripting and and just about everything else that make a movie good make it pretty easy to switch channel to las vega ( or be it csi . do not remember . ) without any complaint by the rest of the group . and that be rare ( . ) for heaven sake . don not by this movie . if it on tv and then yes and watch it . and contemplate on it . my conclusion . well and since joel silver have indeed produce some of the best action film out there ( die hard and matrix 1 and to name some ) i can only say that producer do not give the film it quality and they provide money for the director . and to sell this movie just because it a joel silver movie be just a desperate attempt to conceal the obvious flaw of the crew who really make it . | 0neg |
it be unbelievable that a script a cliché and completely absurd could make any screen even the small one . the dialogue in this movie make catwoman seem like a high culture classic . billy zane play the bad as harmonica playing and elvis impersonating and gunslinging and martial art master who gamble on the life of a down an out former football player turn gamble addict play by the winner of nbc craptastic show next action star . his performance be as cold a ice and not in a cool way . the film take place in vega and and since people play poker there the writer felt it be a perfect setting for a movie about a guy try to survive 24 hour against an omnipresent and wealthy gambler who have offer his target $ 2 . 4 million if he can make it through the day . and so the hunt ensues . a hunt reek with unimpressive explosion and construction yard setting and shoddy cinematography and and one liner contain the word bet or gamble . the female winner be also toss in the mix and but for what reason i have no idea . oh but do not worry na fan the loser make their memorable cameo as well . the surprise end will knock your sock off if you love predictability or plagiarism . joel silver should reevaluate his decision to sell out even more . i wish he could give me those two hour of my life back . | 0neg |
this be the bad movie i have ever see billy zane in . i understand that this movie be mainly to showcase the new comer and who do pretty good for newbie and but over all and the movie be not believable . with all of the gunfire and you would think the police would have intervene . even the coin be a bug on sean be stupid . the way sean suddenly realize the coin be the bug and be not realistic . look like this movie be slap together fast . poor job . get a good writer . the count down to the end be not in sync with anything . it take longer to fight . and what a coincidence that each time billy be go to blast sean and he would be out of bullet . once and i can believe and but not twice . actually and billy character be goofy . it be so stupid when sean punch him out at the end . it be like a comedy . bad . bad . bad . | 0neg |
maybe television will be a brutal one day . maybe big brother ` be only the first step in the direction stephen richard bachmann ` king describe the end point of . but enough about that . if i spend too much word talk about the serious background topic of this movie i do exactly what the producer hop by choose this material . it the same with the 6th day ` . no matter and how primitive the film be and it provoke a discussion about it topic and which serve the producer a publicity . let not be take in by that . the social criticism that be suggest by that plot summary be only an alibi to make it possible to produce a speculative and violent movie and more for video sale than for cinema . i do not read the book . i do not dare criticise stephen king without have read him and but when i saw the film i think they couldn not make such a terrible film out of a good book represent in a typical 1980s set with 1980s music and some minor actor arnold schwarzenegger find himself a a policeman run away from killer within a cruel tv show . the audience be cheer . together with predator ` and this be definitely schwarzenegger most stupid movie . 2 star out of 10 . | 0neg |
i be probably one of the few who actually read stephen king book and the one this movie be base on . after read this excellent work and i could not wait to see the movie version of it . after view the movie and i be totally disappointed . the only thing that this movie have in common with the book be the title and the name of the character . in the book and schwarzenegger character be put on a game show . the main object be to survive . but he not in an arena . he set loose in the city and have to escape the game show ( i guess you would call them ) villians and who bear absolutely no resemblence to the movie character . this premise build much tension and suspension and end greatly with the climax . the movie be absolute garbage . there be no cinematic quality to it . i totally respect arnold schwarzenegger a an actor and but he mess up with this one . | 0neg |
represent represent representspoiler alert represent represent representsoooo and arnie really a good guy and but after an incident with some fighting in a helicopter and some disobeying of order and he send to jail ( or rather some sort of work camp ) . he escape and but after a short while he catch once again . this time end up in a freakish reality show in which he suppose to run for a while from a bunch of tough guy with different theme and and eventually die . but we all know arnie and and we all know that he tough than even the tough of tough guy . i really want to like this movie and be an arnie fan and all . however and the run man contain too many flaw that really annoy the crap out of me . e. g. the reconstruction of arnie fight inside the helicopter and where the shocked audience be show a short summary of the incident and complete with 5 10 different camera angle . this mean that the military helicopter in which arnie fly be equip with almost 10 camera film the crew member and one of which _inside_ the eye of one of the crew member arnie beat . there be other flaw also and and the plot and which in theory seem to be very interesting and innovative and work for a while and then it sort of creates a pool of stupidness and unrealism in which it drown . the act can not really be say to be anything good than sub par and with arnie in the leading role and do an average arnie performance . the rest of the cast get by without be especially good or bad . the special effect be ok and without be impressive . rating represent negative . | 0neg |
i read the run man from king book a bachman and i felt for the main character john and his family . this movie could have be so much more . the trouble . it be set during the big action movie craze . i watch the movie and be in pain during the whole thing . i felt nothing for the character and less for his cause . yes it have funny scene ( or laughable ) though i think that it do not save the movie in my eye . if you read the book you can feel the climax and the fire in the heart of john a he get his final revenge . i give this movie a low number . it may not have be this low if i have not read the book . | 0neg |
i be a big fan of stephen king . i love the run man . so obviously i be very excited that someone have make a film of it . and when a local network show the film and i be in heaven . i be all ready for a night of fun . the first indicator that something be wrong be when i notice that someone have cast arnold schwarzenegger . i could simply not believe that a man who get famous for film fill with runnin an shootin could play a more cunning part and a be describe in the book . i still be convince that this would be a good film and however . who know and maybe arnold have some hidden talent . well and he do not . i soon find out that the only reason he be even cast be because someone have re write the entire story to make it about fightin an shootin . yup and it be a standard arnold film represent hero be do wrong and hero solves problem by flex his mighty muscle and scar everyone away and hero get the girl . i be stun . this be not what the book say at all . i know that book can not be put on screen literally and but this do not even have tie to the book . stephen king should have openly denounce any affiliation with the film and he should have forbid use the title the running man for this shameless waste of film . i do not say it often and but this film be bad . if i weren not at home watching and i would have toss rotten tomato at the screen . once again represent bad . ( note that i use omeone a lot . i do this because i be sure a lot of people be ashamed to have work on this and i do not want to embarrass them even far by name them here ) . | 0neg |
argh . this film hurt my head . and not in a good way . maybe it just my grow hatred for the action genre and but even a a kid when i would swallow tripe like navy seal and i still regard this film with dislike . now i utterly despise it . take one fairly good fast pace story . keep the title and throw the rest away . instead use some half assesd future gladiator storyline thats so full of plot hole the whole thing in danger of collapse ( why be there a rebel base in the middle of the arena and what about the camera . why have clearly mark footage of what really happen at bakersfeild in an unguarded room . ) the whole film scream eighty and from the truley awful score to the goofy shiny costume . ugh . do not watch this film . i know some people like it and but some people get off on be pee on and i do not understand them either . | 0neg |
this be a waste of 75 minute of my life . the acting be atrocious and the plot be ridiculous . it revolve around an evil lesbian who get rich marry men to have sex with her and and then blackmail them for money . one of the victim be a candidate for da and which be cause problem in his relationship with his wife . another be a plastic surgeon and also marry and and the evil lesbian happen to seduce this guys wife too . meanwhile and the evil lesbian girlfriend doesn not really like her sleep around . it end in a happy end where all be forgive . the woman get naked a lot too and mostly in situation that stretch reality . bad bad bad . | 0neg |
this become a cult movie in chinese college student and though i havnt watch it until it be broadcast in channel4 and uk . full of arty giddy pretentions and the plot be mediocre and unreal while the pirit it want to convey be how independent artist resist the commercisliation of music industry and maintain their purity of an artistic soul and wouldnt ell themselves for dirty money . that be really giddy and superficial while the diologue be mainly pathetic . acting be poor . sceenplay be full of art pretention . it be a fantasy movie for kid and that while s all . | 0neg |
i have to admit that by moment i have to laugh at how bad that movie be . but the laugh be too few and since this whole thing be in no way a parody and it felt more like an insult to the viewer intelligence . the bad act i have ever see from any of these people . | 0neg |
imagine and it and say 12 1am your at home and your bored and your not tire . this scenario occur about and say 4 or so year back . i turn on the tv and flick over a few channel and find that this film be on . oh my word this be the bad film i have ever see . a runaway car that cant be stop ( cos the brake have be cut or something ) in can it down the freeway whats gon na happen . this film be so bad it actually funny i think the stunt cost about $ 2 to make and there be one instance where a baby or small child be be winch from the car by a helicopter in an attempt to excite the viewer a conveniently place bridge be near ahead . this be the best bad bit of a film ever it show the child narrowly miss the bridge but it look so bad you can almost see the make of the dummy that they use total low budget classic . cant remember the end of the film and though but i bet it be greati doubt they will ever show this film again so i be glad i get to see this piece of trash . | 0neg |
this 1997 film blanc classic tale of smolder passion have achieve it well deserve legendary status a one of the screen great saga of a doomed and hopeless love . the pervasive and ongoing and progressive magnetism between judge reinhold and what her name be sure to set many a viewer heart a flutter with memory of one own first crush . the brilliant screenplay dangle this embryonic affair to be in front of the enraptured audience and sit transfix a the abstract and almost expressionist cinematography deep focus on the just under the surface desire that ebb and flow between the principal . you can cut the sexual tension with a dull tire iron . a tiny drop of perspiration on the end of a nose catch the bright sunshine and and leave no doubt a to it significance . scene like this abound and bear watching again and again . a with jane eyre and rebecca ( to which this masterpiece be so often compare ) and the closeup of the actor face a they experience the slow dawning of the great love that be not to be will haunt you forever . the now classic rc soundtrack score and with it creative and unique use of solo synthesizer and emphasize the emotion that drip throughout like a leaky crankcase . if i have any criticism at all by mention what i consider a minor flaw ( and dare to risk the wrath of the million of fan who hold this classic so dear to their heart ) and i would say that the hallmark of runaway car it sense of mount sexual tension be briefly break by the highway scene and which now after repeat viewing seem just a bit overlong ( and probably even unnecessary . ) to the eternal and bittersweet tale of love interrupt . dare i advance what i perceive a the tiniest of flaw in this critically acclaimed triumph of modern cinema . citizen kane have it rosebud . . . runaway car should have it catchword a well . perhaps the film could have open with an extreme closeup of judge reinhold say something such a a car be an extension of it owner . and and the rest of the storyline could then be dedicate to parse every syllable and subtlety and nuance of that phrase . have that plot line be do and this film could have top titanic at the golden globe that year and i be convince . my one regret . that i do not read the novel first . | 0neg |
this film have it all while the deft camera work and reminiscent of martin scorcese and or oliver stone and the tight acting of heat and the explosive action of a jerry bruckheimer movie and the witty dialogue of a tarantino script and the epic feel of say and the godfatherthe judge reinhold character display a fiery temperememt and yet also show real emotional depth and intensity . his performance remind me of robert de niro portrayal of jake la motta in rag bull . the action scene be truly breathtaking and not since bullit have a movie depict such high octane and yet stylish car scene . the special effect push the boundries of technology and filmmaking to their limit . independance day set the standard that this movie clearly have match and and greatly surpass . overall and great act from it a list cast ( like an oscar night party invitation list . ) and classy location and grip action and and a tight script . | 0neg |
this movie be so bad it hurt . the car do 30 mph when it suppose to go 100. the shift lever that stick ( in park . ) and the nurse that drive for almost 2 hour with the cell phone on the shoulder . can not any of the 2 moron take this damn phone . there nothing credible in this crap . i would be ashamed to be see in a movie like this . | 0neg |
there be no story . the plot be hopeless . a film base on a car with a stuck accelerator and no brake and and a stuck automatic transmission gear lever can not be good . i would have stop that car within one minute whether i be in it or in the police car constantly follow it . i feel sorry for the actor that have to put up with such a poor script . the few scene that some similarity to action be heavily over dramatize and and a far from reality you can get . in addition and there be a lot of blunder and for instance the hood of the runaway car and which be pop do 100mph . at first it just fold over the windshield and like it would in reality and but then and afterwards and it blow off . the car be later in the movie observe with the hood on . this film be nothing but annoying and stay away from it . | 0neg |
how this piece of garbage be put to film be beyond me . the only actor who be at all know to me be judge reinhold and an accomplished actor whose presence be merely a justification for put it into production . i do not even think it be worth a nomination for a rotten tomato award and this film really do make b movie a cinematic enjoyment . a car travelling along the freeway with police in tow and and no one know how to stop the car and yeah and right . the script must have be write on the back of a cigarette carton . most make for tv movie be awful but this redefine the word . check out the act skill of the bridge operator and pure oscar material . | 0neg |
quite one of the bad film i have ever see . terrible acting and laughable action ( it clear that the car be travel slowly ) and atrocious script and hideously unsatisfying end and incompetent direction make a hash of a movie . we know judge reinhold be a fine actor and but he should be ashamed of this detritus . there be no great tension within the car and and when the character stumble upon moment of hope and they laugh like inane banshee for some reason and even high five ing when they see the bridge lower . also and the chain of event that lead these people to share the same car strain credibility . apparently base on true event and though . if that the case and truth be evidently strange than fiction . unfortunate then and that it be portray in such an inept manner . | 0neg |
watch this movie make me think constantly while why be they make such a problem out of some broken brake . there be a million option to slow down the car . in the movie speed the writer a least thought of a good reason why the car wasn not able to stop . there aren not many good thing to say about this film while all the usual narrative cliche make their appearance and the actor be very bad and the story be as leak a a sieve etc . that make this movie a waste of time and money . | 0neg |
comment this movie be impossible . be terrible and very improbable and bad interpretation e direction . not look . | 0neg |
weak plot and unlikely car malfunction and and helpless fumbling character . at first i think this movie be make during the seventy and since the picture quality and as well a the storyline and drama seem take from an old kojac episode . when i check and find that it be really make as late a 97 i be astonish . this be by far one of the bad and least ( thriller ) movie i have ever see . if you read this and be advise and if you see it you waste time when you could have do something more exciting and like watch paint dry . | 0neg |
to call this anything at all would be an insult to everything else . some expletive might describe it and but still too positively . normally one ignore this kind of rubbish and but it be so stupid that one can but despair . would have though that even american and commercial tv station would have give this piece of st a miss . but a the german say represent gegen die dummheit kaempfen die goetter selbst vergebens . | 0neg |
i have have to change my view on the bad film in the world have just see this one . this be it . make no mistake this film be awful . here a list of reason representhopeless storyline ( despite be base on a true story ) . dreadful acting ( what be judge reinhold thinking ) unbelieveably bad stunt . childish dialogue . non existent continuity . lack of atmosphere . get the picture . | 0neg |
for the knowledgeable beatles fan and the main value in this movie be to just sit back and pick out the flaw and inaccuracy and combine event and omit event and wildly exaggerated event and omit people and timeline error and mis attribute quote and incorrect clothing and out of place song and and ( shame shame ) incorrect instrument and other boner i just cant think of right now . the flaws come fast and furious so you will have to be on your toe . i do not give this a 1 primarily due the fact that it be film in liverpool and the actor ( the band rain ) give it their all ( the lennon character be credible and do a good job ) . also and the song cry for a shadow be hear at one point and that count for something . so and and and watch it for fun and but please do not take it a historically accurate . | 0neg |
the movie use a cut edge title for a lame story . kill kill and would have be nice . the movie incorporate taboo scene to make the viewer move back in their chair . the scene be unnecessary and choppy . the movie be something a novice screen writer could have conjure . just a waste of movie prop and network money . i have to write 10 line of text to critique this film when it be not worth 10 line of my time and but i have to push on to let the people know to avoid the nonsense . if people be count on you to choose a good movie for movie night and pick something else . if you have a soul do not damage it by subject yourself to this filth . | 0neg |
. be so that i could and in good conscience and tell everyone how horrible this movie be . i barely make it through twenty minute before i start think to myself and wow and this be pretty bad . and and to be honest and i would have give this movie 1 star if it wasn not for esai morale ( though he have very little screen time ) . he the movie only well acted role and which be a shame because i really like gil bellow . or at least i think i do . while watch this i start think back to his part in shawshank redemption and realize it wasn not as good a i think it be . problem represent his jail house or tough guy act seem like it just that and an act while his dialogue sound like he be do a very poor impression . have he ever meet someone who speak like his character be suppose to . i doubt it and but maybe he should have . and and to make matter bad and they have manage to inject a little jail house philosophy and make it seem nothing short of contrived and especially when you consider that the rhetoric be be spout by a rasta who accent be so strong that it seem unnatural . i wouldn not normally slam a movie like this and but when i saw the movie it have a fairly favorable review . i felt like i be cheat and lie to and and i think i should try to save someone the misery of have to watch this movie . i say boooooooo . | 0neg |
i saw this movie at sundance 2005 and be stun at how bad it be and although base on the catalog description i be excite to see it . supposedly a mockumentary of two high school student make a documentary of high school life and it feature bad acting and bad directing and completely lack of engage character a write and and all around be a total bust . i love good movie about high school and and this be not one of them . the character be one dimensional and self consciously cool although they be suppose to be outcast . you get the overall impression of a bunch of people sit around make an on purposely bad movie to show their friend and yet somehow it get into sundance . mystifying . | 0neg |
the only save grace of this movie be that it serve a the 0 end of the movie rating scale . now if i see a movie that really stink i say this movie be a real pecker . i believe this movie be a perfect example of christina ricci one dimensional acting . horrible . | 0neg |
whoever give this movie rave review need to see more movie . a loser take his camera and photograph his mental family . the movie be fill with idiot and include live teabagging . that should sum it all up for you . do not waste your time . you may want to watch the entire movie in the hope that it get well a it go on it doesn not . | 0neg |
this film can not even be say to be bad for it be sadly and just painfully mediocre . lack any real wit or imagination and a thin plot be stretch to the absolute limit and the ` joke ( which be predictable and threadbare ) be spin out to such inordinate length that boredom and yawn quickly overtake the viewer . another notch to mark the sad decline of john water and a reminder that what hock or amuse u 30 year ago doesn not work quite the same way now . we have see it all before and and it no longer break any taboo because they have long since evaporate . a major miss . | 0neg |
this may very well be the bad movie i will see if i live to be 100. i think a group of first grader could have come up with good plot line a a class project than this . i be dumber for have watch it and and god have mercy on the soul who be pay to produce this film . and after i finally turn it off and i actually have the urge to vomit . no one have a clue about photography when make this . no one have a clue about act . no one have a clue about just about anything . i can not believe f or x show this crap on occasion . the only time i have see it be on one of the starz . channel not even the main one . and it be on at about 3 a. m. at that . | 0neg |
this be one of the bad movie i have ever see . the plot be awful and and the acting be bad . the joke that be attempt absolutley suck . don not bother to waste your time on a dumb movie such a this . and if for some reason that you do want to see this movie and do not watch it with your parent . | 0neg |
the movie be basically a boring string of appal clichés which do not offer a real cross cultural insight . the middle eastern leg of the journey be describe in a particularly irritating way represent there obviously be mud brick village and dirt track in the middle of the desert and woman clothe in black robe and belly dancer . i wonder how camel and date palm tree be miss from the whole picture . the personality of the two main character be very clumsily sketch and many situation be hardly credible . the original idea might have be interesting and but at the end of the day if you be look for cultural insight and you should skip this movie . | 0neg |
i be china in this film . i choose the screen name sheeba alahani because i be model at the time in italy and they couldn not pronounce my real name correctly and so i choose sheeba and then add alahani since it be similar to alohalani . i have never act before ( and it show ) and but it be so much fun to film . they give me acting lesson each morning ( which obviously be not useful ) . they dub my voice ( thank goodness ) . david and peter be a blast on the set and full of good humor and joke . this film be never mean to be take seriously and it be a tax write off accord to inside information . i give it a 1 because i have a sense of humor and but a 10 for the fun i have act in it . | 0neg |
when i decide to watch the barbarian and star those twin bodybuilder and peter and david paul and i think it couldn not be that bad because the film be direct by ruggero deodato and who have a reputation for create sleazy movie but well make sleazy movie . well and the barbarian be remarkably trashy action or adventure movie that want to be another conan the barbarian and and fails at every level . the look of the film be all wrong . some scene be well shot but the tone and the schintzy and tacky disco look of the clothes and hair people be adorn with just doesn not make any sense whatsoever and even for a low budget flick like this one . richard lynch look like an old woman with that ridiculous hairdo and costume . he suppose to be menace but he come across a a buffoon . and it funny to see eva larue callahan and one of the star of all my child and appear in her first movie and walk around in skimpy fur bikini . i be sure she want this dreck to disappear from the face of the earth . the so called barbarian twin be okay a the muscle bound hero but it almost impossible to construct a proper critique of their acting because their role be and like everything else in this mess and really ill conceive . the only way the film try to differentiate one twin from the other be by have one twin wear a loincloth that cover his as and while the other twin loincloth barely cover his muscular butt . i be not kid . don not ask me who who though . deodato must have be really desperate to agree to make this film . and his desperation be reflect perfectly in this trashy flick . it just bad . | 0neg |
cannon pull off a real visual beauty of a medieval epic that appear fascinate ( except for the dragon prop ) . now just how do the long go studio know for chuck norris movie ever come up with a complete lack of knowledge in the first place . case in point represent the amateurish acting and horrible plot be a sign that revive the medieval legend be no cure for some lousy execution . they actually go on and make another cheap exploitationer feature hundred of lusty bimbo and just to make this look even well . for the two barbarian brother and they sure know how to make weird noise than become brave warrior so strong and bold enough to save their native land . this be the single great waste of potential i have see from an expensive low budget movie and and bad enough to let an axe strike through the gorgeous print without mercy . all of this follow an advertising campaign that sell t shirt base on the barbarian . the movie alone make a great souvenir . | 0neg |
this movie really deserve the mst3k treatment . a pseudo ancient fantasy hack n slash tale feature twin barbarian brother with a collective iq of hot water and character name that seem to have be derive from a mad libs book and and such classic line a hold her down and uncover her belly . and the barbarian cross over into the so bad and it good territory . | 0neg |
this film be very well advertised . i be an avid movie goer and have see preview for this movie for month . while i be somewhat skeptical of how funny this movie would actually be and my friend think it be go to be great and hype me up about it . then i go and saw it and i be sink down in my seat almost asleep until i remember that i have pay for this movie . i make myself laugh at most of the stuff in the movie just so i wouldnt feel bad and destroy the good mood i be in and plus i want to get my monies worth out of the movie . i always go into a movie with an open mind and not try to go into them with too many expectation and but this movie be not that funny . now it wasnt the bad movie i have ever see and but it be definitely worth wait for hbo . if you havent see many preview for the movie or you like very slow and corny comedy you may enjoy it and but for true comedy fan id say pas . maybe even check out the king of comedy again . something tell me to go see meet the parent instead . | 0neg |
the lady man be a funny movie . there not much think behind it and but what do you expect from an snl movie . it actually well than most snl movie ( i. e. superstar or a night at the roxbury ) tim meadow and will ferrell be both very funny . chris parnell be also funny in his short scene ( one of the funny one in the movie ) . other than that and the rest of the cast be average and be just there to support meadow . i have definitely see funny movie and but i have see dumb one too . again and it not exactly a deep movie and but it good for a few laugh . it be funnier a a skit though . but still and if youre look for a pretty funny movie and i would recommend this one . just do not think about it too much and or you will hate it . rating represent 6/10 . | 0neg |
i honestly do not understand how tripe like this get make . the bad junior high talent show skit you have ever see be more entertaining than this film . will ferrell wrestle fetish provide the only ( briefly ) humorous moment . utterly horrible . | 0neg |
while leon be cute on snl and he only on for a minute . like most snl skit to movie and this one can not fill 90 minute . it have some cute moment ( the one you have see in the trailer ) but the actor be largely waste . tim meadow do his best but the plot just doesn not have many high point . will farrell have a bit part . farrell may be the funny man alive . but not in this movie . what a shame . | 0neg |
lorne michael once again prove that he have absolutely no business produce movie . you would think that after such dismal flick superstar and night at the roxbury and and coneheads and he would start to get the notion that maybe he doesn not know what he do when it come to movie ( and many would argue that he doesn not know what he do when it come to television and as well ) . try to make feature film out of skit that wear out their welcome the third time the be do on snl make no sense . i personally like tim meadow and and think that he would be great in the right movie . it a shame to see a talented guy waste in a film that feature unfunny after unfunny situation and and cap it all with a dreadfully bad song and dance scene . any laugh here will be because the movie be so bad and not because it funny . oh well and at least we can be thankful that there be many other tired snl character who will never have film do about them . it just too bad that this one make it to the big screen . | 0neg |
i could name plenty of funny movie . there be comedy that set out to be funny and and be . some movie and like a gymkata for example and try to be serious but end up funny . the lady man be a film that be desperately try to be funny and but could not be less funny if it be about a guy who get a lot of chick in the middle of the wreckage of a nuclear holocaust . it anti funny . i do not think i laugh hard than a chuckle at anything in this movie . it simply unfunny . it boring and stupid and inane and annoying and mind bogglingly bad and but not funny . i do not particularly care for tim meadow and or this character from snl and but i expect well than this . the movie be completely lack logic or common sense . it like the script writer have a bag over his head while he be type and he couldn not see which key he be hit . they tell the origin of the lady man and but fail to include a motivation for his bizarre fascination with act like it still the seventy . the movie try to get humor out of a man who appear to pleasuring himself to porn and shortly after he try to hang himself . this be comedy . i like to consider myself have a pretty keen sense of humor ( spend a lot of time write comedy a i do ) and but maybe i be just not quite bright enough for this film . lee evans and so funny a tucker in there something about mary and be outrageously bad here . i be plead with him in my head to shut up . by the end i be pound on my chair and mutter under my breath and and have the film go on any long and would probably have attempt suicide . this film might not be as bad a battlefield earth and but it the first movie i have see that come close . | 0neg |
i rent this movie for a few laugh . i have never see the snl skit and but with hit like tommy boy and and wayne world and it couldn not have be that bad and could it . the answer represent it be . this movie hardly be a mean of relax after a hard day at work . i just keep wait for a plotline and a funny part and but there wasn not any . the highlight be tiffany amber thieson and and thats just about it . | 0neg |
first of all and i would like to say that i love the lady man sketch on snl . i always laugh out loud at tim meadow portrayal of leon phelps . however and there be a difference between an 8 minute sketch and a feature length movie . watch leon do his show and make obscene comment to his listener and come up with all sort of segment for his show and like the lady man present . which be reminiscent of alfred hitchcock present . be absolutely hilarious . there a great episode where cameron diaz role play monica lewinski and and leon play bill and they call it the oral office . see and that funny . in the movie and we do not see leon on the show too often . in fact and he get kick out of almost every radio station in the country . and the plot revolve around his quest for true love and involve a mystery letter that get drop off at his houseboat and sign by sweet thing . karyn parson and who be famous for play hillary on fresh prince of bel air and work with him on the show and have a secret crush on leon . the movie just pile on one boring subplot after another . and the gag be bore as well . the first time we see leon mention the word wang it pretty funny . when he use it over and over again and supposedly try to get a laugh and the joke have run dry . most of the joke he use in the film be joke we hear before and and do well and on the snl sketch and play out tediously for a whole hour and twenty five minute . they even try to insert a musical number by will ferrell and his gang of lady man hater and who all want to destroy him because their wife have an affair with him and to bring some life into this witless comedy . ferrell have some funny moment and and try to make the best out of an otherwise unfunny role . ferrell just have that unique comic talent and and he funny at almost anything he do . even julianne moore get a cameo . watch her and you can not but wonder what the hell be an oscar win actress do in this movie . her name wasn not mention in the opening credit probably by her consent . and of course a movie of this theme have to include the master of love himself and billy dee williams . billy dee be charismatic a always and but even he can not breathe enough life into this film . i also have to add that the soundtrack be full of soft r and b hit and which impair the film even more and give it a horribly downbeat tone a if the script isn not boring enough . i mean and this be suppose to be a comedy . the soundtrack would have be appropriate for something like love jones . the lady man only have sporadic laugh . there be exception in which snl can produce a great movie out of a short sketch . watch both of the wayne world movie and and you will see how it do . but this movie and just like adapt mary catherine gallagher character to screen in superstar and show the flip side . some sketch be mean to be remember on snl and and not on the silver screen . my score represent 3 ( out of 10 ) . | 0neg |
i think i laugh twice . the line where the main character say something about be from the street . and then i forget the other time i laugh . it be probably in the beginning . this have to be one of the thin movie ever . doesn not hollywood realize that this kind of humor be degrade and sad and really . you can only insult yourself so many time . negative . | 0neg |
i rent this tape a couple of year ago and and boy do it suck . from the commercial and i be lead to believe that this be a movie about a guy who have no no luck with woman and and that be where the comedy would lie . boy be i wrong . the joke be vulgar and and they be just not funny . don not bother . negative . | 0neg |
be this tim meadows first acting role in a movie . the character and leon and be funny enough but shortly after that the sexual joke and humor be too dumb to listen to anymore . some movie can get away with the sexual joke and and base their audience to know that right when the advertising come on . some movie that do this be american pie and scary movie . scary movie be stupid and and american pie wouldnt have do well without the sexual joke . the only role and besides leon and that have some humor that follow be will ferrell . the character really be dumb and that be all and the dumb humor be all that have me watch . the movie be ok and and nothing else . i dont really understand why the snl people that be die to leave the show always get a movie base on a character they play on the show . the skit last about 5 minute and and if they can make a movie off a 5 minute skit and then what be the world come to . molly shannon have superstar and cheri oterri have scary movie and but she wasnt a leading role and and will have elf . but that be good and but he do some dumb movie and but i cant remember and and mike myers with wayne world . how come the mad tv crew dont ever get movie deal . see only one guy break through and but only in like 2 movie and a tv show with andy dick . but that guy relies on comedy for his life to continue and funny or not . this movie be not good and but have some positive humor . what a waste of film and people money . ( d d ) . | 0neg |
i dislike this film intensely and leave during the scene where the loyalist gang be shoot up by the british . the film effectively blame the people of ni a be the cause of their own trouble . it suggest that the 25 year war be a question of intransigence and nothing to do with britain partition of ireland and domination of it history i. e. ni be create by britain in 1921 irrespective of the wish of the rest of ireland . the character be portray a hapless fool and even though i despise loyalist paramilitary they be fight for a cause maintain their artificial privilege over the catholic community . it be a known fact that british intelligence collaborate with loyalist during the war and no doubt to keep the catholic at bay and demoralise republicanism . ninety value about amachismo and masculinity etc be transpose on to 1970s belfast and be portray a part of the supposedly unique irish psyche which lead to violence . the stupid song from the woman in the club old ireland of green field . blah . blah . be give a symbolic stature and i. e. poor young fool fight for an impossible cause . tedious and ahistorical and cheap and nasty trash . osullivan have make a personal statement on a conflict which require serious political analysis . | 0neg |
be a ni supporter and it hard to objectively review a movie glorify ulster nationalist . character who be hard to root for and typical heavy hand anti violence message and and a predictable poetic justice end make this an awkward watch . | 0neg |
i be a big fan of western but this one . whew and what a stinker . i think what turn me off almost right off the bat be the inane dialog . i think i could have write well dialog than this when i be in eighth grade . and the poor actor . give this terrible dialog and none of them come across look anything but ridiculous . really and i be not kid . some of this be little good than what you would get in an ed wood film . the big tragedy be sterling hayden . he be probably the big star in this movie which if you call it a b western and you would be lavish praise upon it . this be what should be call a b minus western perhaps . pity sterling hayden and who appear at other time along with joan crawford and bette davis and frank sinatra and and other major talent . for him to appear in a vehicle this poor must have be something he try to downplay for the rest of his life . one annoy thing about this movie be all the men look like they haven not shave in a week and their face be all greasy . i know in the old west guy weren not always well groom but to a man this be a movie that make you want to just go ewwww . really and this be a crummy western . denver pyle also have to live this one down and especially after appearance in so many great western . bad and bad movie . | 0neg |
what a shame that a really competent director like andre de toth who specialize in slippery and shift alliance do not get hold of this concept first . he could have help bring out the real potential and especially with the interesting character play by william bishop . a the movie stand and it pretty much of a mess ( a assert by reviewer chipe ) . the main problem be with the direction and cheap budget and and poor script . the strength lie in an excellent cast and an interesting general concept character pull in different direction by conflict force . what be need be someone with vision enough to pull together the positive element by rework the script into some kind of coherent whole and instead of the sprawling and awkward mess that it be and ( try to figure out the motivation and interplay if you can ) . also and a big budget could have match up contrast location and studio shot and and get the location out of the all too obvious la outskirt . the real shame lie in a waste of an excellent cast hayden and taylor ( before his teeth be cap ) and dehner and reef and along with james millican and william bishop shortly before their untimely death . few film illustrate the importance of an auteur with vision more than this lowly obscure western and which and in the right hand and could have be so much more . | 0neg |
really bad shot on video film make by not one and not two and but three amateur video maker . if youre go to make a bad horror film at least throw in some blood and gore and nudity . there be some blood provide by latex cut off arm prop buy at a halloween store . there be lesbian and hooker but no nudity or sex . the lesbian spend a lot of time in bed but only talk . there seem to be no edit effect fade and wipe etc . once in a while a bit of black appear to separate scene . terrible music by bad heavy metal band whose website take up the majority of the end credit . the werewolf be represent by rubber mask that be attach to just the actor face . they do not even bother to apply brown makeup to their neck and arm or wrist . i guarantee a 10 year old with a video camera could put together a good movie . no reason at all to buy and rent or watch this film except a an example of how not to make a low budget video . | 0neg |
it like this . you put in the dvd and the most professional look thing you see over the next ninety minute be the logo of the distribution company . and at this point and you know you have just be jerk around . people be generally trust enough to assume that if something have be put on dvd and it go to be of a certain level at least financially if not creatively . but sadly this isn not the case . distribution company be perfectly happy to throw together dvd of amateur movie and ship them right out into the store to await the unsuspecting buyer who be draw in by the well design dvd cover . the weight behind this particular project be most likely independent horror movie pioneer kevin j lindenmuth and whose name may be know amongst genre fan since he responsible for various other low budget werewolf movie rage of the werewolf and werewolf tale and so on . blood of the werewolf be make up of three short independent werewolf story with no real connection other than the fact that they deal with hereditary shapeshifters . the first segment and blood reunion and pretty much set the tone for the whole thing . a man return to his home town to look up a girl who have a crush on and only to find that her domineer grandmother refuse to let her have relationship with men and and for reason which be somehow relate to a dark family secret . this instalment be poorly direct and poorly direct and and basically nothing superior to what you could throw together yourself with a few friend and a home video camera . the second story and old blood and be probably the strong out of the three and be direct by lindenmuth himself . it tell the story of a lesbian couple and one of whom be a shapeshifter and the other wish to be give this power . her wish be grant and but she doesn not become the creature that she envision . this short movie show that lindemuth have more talent and experience than the other filmmaker who work on this project and but still not enough to raise it above the level of an amateur movie . and finally we have manbeast and in which some army guy run through the wood while be chase by two other fella . they wish to kill him a he have be bite by the beast and be believe to be dangerous and but all might not be a it seem . this one have an interesting concept and but it stretch out to be far too long and and if you do not guess what the twist be in the first ten minute then you probably ain not too bright . this pretty much sum up the problem with this whole dvd . a few good idea just aren not enough to justify spend money on something like this . after all and would you pay for a picture you could have paint yourself . | 0neg |
what with the murky video in the beginning and sporadically throughout the movie . it like someone put muddy water on the camera lens . the violence and nudity might turn some people off but and that and along with the mostly bad acting be what make a good cult movie i suppose . my favorite line be deliver by tarquin the vampire and ala and your breed be dumb . okay and no one should ever say ala in a movie line unless theyre english and living in the 18th century . the acting by the van helsing character and bad girl rally isn not bad . i also like master little play by ron little . wicked martial art . don not take it too seriously and you will enjoy it . | 0neg |
this be a cute movie at first and then then get too sappy and featured mediocre song and at best . there be too much king james english speak with be not only annoy in today world but not always easy to interpret . can you imagine young people of today try to listen to this film . forget it . bing crosby have some good line in here and be likable a hank martin . rhonda fleming ( alisande la carteloise ) be and too and in addition to her good look and beautiful and long red hair . it a nice movie with a feel good end and and i can not knock that . maybe this be worthy of a rental and for historical sake or if youre a big crosby fan but and overall and it not that much . | 0neg |
although i have enjoy bing crosby in other movie and i find this movie to be particularly grate . maybe because i be from a different era and a different country and but i find crosby continual reference to the good old usa pleasant at first and trite after a while and then finally annoy . don not get me wrong i be not anti american whatsoever but it seem that the english could do no right and or or need this brave and oh so smart american visitor to show them the way . it a fish out of water story and but unlike most movie of this sort and this time it the fish who have the upper hand . to be fair to both myself and the movie and i have watch it a few time space over a few year and get the same impression each time . ( i watch another crosby movie last night the emperor waltz and that and too and produce the same reaction in me . and to my surprise even my wife who for what it worth be american found the in your face attitude of american crosby to be irritate . one too many reference to teddy roosevelt and a she put it . ) a for the premise of the movie and it unique enough for it day and the support cast be of course very good . the scenery and the music be also good and a be the great costume although i agree with a previous reviewer that the wig on william bendix look horrid ( picture moe of the three stooge ) . all in all for me this would be a much more enjoyable picture without the attitude of bing crosby but because he be in virtually every shot it pretty hard to sit through this movie . | 0neg |
give credit where it due and only the technicolor and costume and set deserve any honorable mention . this be undoubtedly the low point in bing crosby long career at paramount . the script be about as clumsy a you could possibly imagine and neither the casual bing nor william bendix nor sir cedric hardwicke can do a thing about repair it . bendix look extremely foolish in a page boy wig . and poor rhonda fleming have a stock costume heroine role require her to look adoringly at bing and little else except for warble a couple of uninspired ballad in a voice probably dub for the occasion . just plain awful . mark twain wit be not evident in any of the screenplay . only die hard crosby fan can possibly appreciate this mess of a film give uninspired direction . even the extra look a though they do not know what theyre suppose to be do . sum up represent dull a dishwater . not recommend and even for child . | 0neg |
i like batman represent dead end . a dark edgy film noir setting for batman be perfect . batman represent dead end be good . this be not . first of all let me start off with the acting . none of it be really that good . the best would probably be clark bartram a batman . but that isn not say much . he be good at first glance and and then you realize he be what he be and a body builder who happen to be a tolerable actor . but mainly the problem be that batman doesn not belong in the daylight and he look like a freak run around in a bat suit . instead of a horribly scar man try to make up for past mistake . the daylight also reveal an irritating dorky scowl on bartram face which never leave and unoticeable in batman represent dead end and probably because of the darkness of short which be so desire in this trailer . bartram seem to think that scowl and stubbornly shake his head be act and it not and it quite the opposite . it call posing and something real actor avoid like the plague . something i never understand why collora cast body builder a the lead . it make much more sense to give the role to an actor who can manage it and instead of a bodybuilder who can kinda manage it but hey he look so much like the comic . of course and they might have do good if collora dialouge do not leave much to be desire . the entire trailer ( yes and trailer . there will not be a full length film ) be more centered around superman then batman . but everything on the superman side be corny and cloying and amateur . michael ohearn ( superman ) be one of the bad actor i have ever see . he stand around and smile and say his line . that about it . although i be not surprised since he be just a bodybuilder they hire and possibly receive a few acting lesson . once again i say to collora and cast actor . not bodybuilder . actor will be so much more compelling that we will forgive the fact they do not look exactly like the comic book . the costume be what you would expect superman to wear . a for the batman suit . well and i guess it only look good in the dark . i say this because in some shot the suit look like something you would buy from a halloween gift shop . superman fly in this movie . but that isn not a good thing . these shot look especially amateur . this and a lot of the entire film look like it be shoot in their backyard with a vhs camera . the best shot be a shot of superman catch a car in his hand . and the final shot of two face and batman at the very end . for those of you who have see the trailer . you know what i be talk about . now if only he could have stretch that shot through the entire trailer . finally i ask . why if youre try to show your ability a a director and would you make a trailer a a short film . this prove nothing when it come to be an actual director handle story . my only piece of advice for collora here be and there be a difference between the ability to tell a story and be able to work in marketing . batman represent dead end do not feel amateur . i can not figure out where this go wrong . | 0neg |
so on the chill network on cable they be have vampire month and i be such a dork and but i love vampire . so after a few dud that they show i be pretty disappointed and but then i notice sleepwalker be write by stephen king . so i decide to go ahead and check it out and well much to my surprise and this movie be really bad . most stephen king film be entertain and some be very scary . while sleepwalker be bad and it be a beautiful kind of bad . i have a good time laugh at this movie and just take it for what it be . i have never read sleepwalker and from what i understand this be the only real vampire story by king and so i can not really compare book to film . i do not know if it be just my tv and but sleepwalker look like it be make for tv . the special effect be corny and the story be a bit far fetch and even if it be fantasy and it have a lot of problem . charles brady and his mother mary be vampire who fee off the life force of virgin woman . they be considerably more resilient than human and have power of both telekinesis and illusion . their one weakness be cat and who be not only able to see through their illusion but whose claw be capable of inflict severe to fatal wound upon them . they also maintain an incestuous relationship . charles and mary have take up residence in a small indiana town . charles attend the local high school and and there he meet tanya robertson in his creative writing class . tanya do not suspect the real reason why charles want her so much while to take her life force for his mother and who be starve . at first and it seem that charles have fall in love with tanya . on their first date and however and a picnic at the nearby cemetery and charles attempt to drain the life force from tanya while kiss her . a it happen and deputy sheriff andy simpson who have earlier try to pull charles over for speeding and drive by the cemetery and notice charles car . when tanya run to him for help and charles track andy down and kill him . when charles then turn to resume his life force deplete make out session with tanya and the deputy cat and clovis and rise to the occasion and nearly kill charles by scratch him in the face and chest . mortally wound by clovis and charles stagger back home to mary . mary then seek vengeance on tanya family . so to sum this movie up basically you should expect the cheese to overflow . the scene where charles attack tanya for the first time be very cliché and you almost vote for charles to win just because tanya be one of the dumb female lead in horror movie . then you get ta love the scene where mary have a gun and shoot it at a cop car and somehow the whole thing explodes and god bless hollywood explosion and exaggeration . i be take the movie for what it be and it just so deliciously bad that it turn into a dark comedy for me that i could just enjoy make fun of . i be not sure if this be what stephen king want to see for his story and but he do have his typical cameo in the film . so my suggestion if you watch this movie and just take it for what it be and do not over think it and it mindless entertainment with corny effect and bad casting and a silly story and enough cat to make the crazy cat lady from the simpson say wow and that a lot of cat . 4/10 . | 0neg |
. and after see this pile of crap you would not be surprise that it wasn not publish . spoiler . this be a terrible movie by any standard but when i point out that it one of the bad movie that have the name stephen king in the credit you can start to imagine how bad it be . the movie start of with two character star open mouth at a scene of horror represent my god . what happen here . i do not know but they sure hate cat the camera pan to the outside of a house where hundred of cat be string up dead and mutilate . boy this guy be right and someone do hate cat and with a deduction like that he should be a policeman . oh wait a minute and he be a policeman and when a movie start with a cop make an oh so obvious observation you just know youre go to be watch a bad movie the reason sleepwalker be bad be that it very illogical and confused . we eventually find out the monster of the title need the blood of virgin to survive . would they not be well look for a virgin in the mid west bible belt rather than an american coastal town . have say that at least we know of the monster motif that the only thing we learn . we never learn how theyre able to change shape or be able to make car become invisible and this jar with the end that seem to have be steal from the terminator . monster mother walk around kill several cop with her bare hand or blow them up via a police issue hand gun ( . ) but if her monster breed be immune from police fire power then why do the creature need the ability to change shape or become invisible . the demise of the creature be equally ill think out a there kill by a mass attack of household cat . if they can be kill by cat then why do the monster not kill all the cat that be lie around the garden . there be a whole horde of moggies sit around but the monster never think about kill them . i guess that so the production team can come up with an end . it be that they start the movie my complaint lie be treat to several scene where famous horror movie director like john landis and clive barker and even stephen king make cameo . i think the reason for this be because whenever a struggle unknown actor read the script they instantly decide that no matter what and they weren not go to appear in a movie this bad so stephen king have to phone up his horror buddy in order to fill out the cast . that how bad sleepwalker be unbelievable a it seem that wasn not the bad line in the movie . the bad line be that cat save my life . | 0neg |
ok and i tap this off tv and miss the very start . the film be about 10 or so second into the title ( i assume ) so if anything happen before that i miss it . lot of people say mark hammill be in this and i do not see him . i do recognise clive barker and john landis and obviously stephen king do some really awful act a the graveyard attendant . alice krige look lovely apart from the scene where she have the cat face or be in full alien make up . even with the opening title it never really explained very well exactly what sleepwalker be or where they come from . from the title sequence i assume they be catlike biped who live by extract life force from human . i assume they live a long time and these particular 2 be possibly the last of their kind . add to this a very large dose of incest ( yes . i think it be a bit suspect too ) and shapeshifting and killer cat and invisibility and you have sleepwalker . it a very bad story that have no real explanation behind the main 2 character and far too many cameo to try and distract from the simple fact that not enough be explain to the viewer . avoid . | 0neg |
there be no spoiler here . because there be no plot to spoil . madchen amick be live proof a face can make a living act no talent require . the only bright spot be a few really good one liner deliver very nicely by alice krige and but then again and she be alice krige . her soft dreamy voice give the only hint at just how seductively dangerous these odd creature can be . she be believably creepy in this otherwise unbelievable plot . how they get her to agree to this project remain a mystery . the screenplay writer must have be medicate when they submit this script . it have major continuity problem and superficial stereotypical character and horror formula writing and and simply fall short of make any sense what so ever . the creature and while they have neat skill like go dim and the question of where they come from and what they be be never so much explore . don not waste any time on this one . | 0neg |
a charming boy and his mother move to a middle of nowhere town and cat and death soon follow them . that about sum it up . i will admit that i be a little freak out by cat after see this movie . but in all seriousness in spite of the numerous thing that be wrong with this film and and believe me there be plenty of that to go around and it be overall a very enjoyable view experience . the character be more like caricature here with only their basis instinct to rely on . fear and greed and pride lust or anger seem to be all that motivate these people . although it can be argue that that seem failing and in actuality and serve the telling of the story . the supernatural premise and the fact that it be a stephen king screenplay ( not that i have anything specific against mr. king ) be quite nicely support by some interesting fx work and makeup and quite suitable music . the absolute gem of this film be without a doubt alice krige who play mary brady and the otherworldly mother . king manage to take a simple story of outsider and or people who be a little different ( okay a lot in this case ) and try to fit in and twist it into a campy over the top little horror gem that have to be in the collection of any horror fan . | 0neg |
write by stephen king and but this treatment be not as solid a most of his story on film . a mother and son move into a small indiana town with a secret . they be sleepwalker and feline type creature that fee on young virgin . this little story have it share of gore and special effect while plus hint of incest . alice krige be outstanding a the mother . others appear be madchen amick and brian krause and cindy pickett . look for very small role for john landis and clive barker . stephen king cameo a the caretaker of the cemetery . | 0neg |
this movie be so gay like it a mom and son cat that have sex and they also get scar of little kitty cat . they get set on fire by them . the mom cat alien thing kill a guy by stab him in the back with an ear of corn . they be bullet proof . invisible . and what not . the star of the movie and clovis and be the cops cat and clovis lead the cop to find the mom alien and and after the mom kill the cop and clovis kill the mom by eat her head then she catch on fire . this movie suck . it be way way more funny than it be scary and it wasn not even scaryt at all . the girl hit the alien on the head with a camera and it knoks him out . she then go and hug her . the then grab her and begin to rape her . once again and clovis come to the rescue . | 0neg |
it could have be a marvelous story base on the ancient race of cat people and but it wasn not . this work could have be just that while marvelous and replete with mythological reference which keep my fascination fuel . the lead character ( charles brady play by brian krause while and his mother mary and play by alice krige ) be shallowly do and have no depth of personality and be hardly likable or draw . not even mädchen amick ( who play tanya robertson ) character fit into that description . however and a i have say many time before and when you adapt a stephen king novel for tv and you simply must take into account the fact that his book aren not write for tv and and his screenplay talent sadly lack the fire and depth he exhibit a a novelist . this be another botched attempt to take the magick of stephen king writing and whether that be of his novel or an original screenplay . to simply cut and paste his work onto the small screen . his novel get completely bastardize in the process and all you end up create be a nice movie while nothing less but certainly nothing more . his screenplay be hit and miss . unfortunately and this screenplay translation be a miss . sorry and sorry and sorry movie . this movie get a 1. negative from . the fiend represent . | 0neg |
i have nothing against a fast paced fright flick and but this stephen king derive nonsense be too freshly scrubbed and too bright and modern . the plot and about a new teenage boy in a small town who be a sleepwalker sort of a cross between a vampire and a werewolf and who feed on the blood of female virgin and begs for a more mysterious and ambiguous treatment . this thriller be give an inappropriately colorful look and feel and with hardly any atmosphere . the kid be predictably pretty and energetic and but the big plus be alice kridge a the boy mother while kridge and from ghost story and never break out of the filler female mold and and it a huge loss that she hasn not be use more . her performance be creepy and intense and and give hint that sleepwalker might have be a much well film with a different focus and tight direction . it too over the top and commercially drive and with an uneven tone that swing wildly from thriller to comedy to drama . stephen king pop up in a cameo and a do real life director john landis and tobe hooper . half from . | 0neg |
if youre the kind of movie goer who enjoy original content and intelligent suspense . then look elsewhere and kid and cause sleepwalker really suck . usually i be more eloquent than that and but . wow . this be bad . i especially love it when charles offer tanya a ride home and she decline and and then he be see walk home . where his car . anyway and just do not see it and folk . i really want to be more specific and but word escape me . cat jump on people . a guy get stab by corn . cheesey line up the proverbial wazoo . just do not see it . wait and i take that back . see it for writer stephen king cameo a the guy who own the graveyard . he actually pretty good . even with guest appearance by mark hamill and ron perlman and king give the best performance of the film . but and other than that . wow . bad . | 0neg |
this film have it share of negative comment and i have to agree with those who consider it one of the bad movie ever make . true and most of the film base on the work of king be pretty bad and but this one go beyond bad into the realm of horrible . there be not one scary moment in it unless you consider stupidity scary . it be typical king garbage myth twist around that make no sense in the first place and mixed with obvious and belabor so called scare that be about as shocking a peewee playhouse ( which and at least and be entertain ) . it be full of ridiculous moment and not the least of which be alice krige character . when she go on a rampage and start quip like the villain in an old batman tv show and it be so absurd a to be sicken . all the people who have cameos in this ( include john landis ) be lucky they still have career . but the most absurd part have to be the cat costume towards the end and which look like cheap rubber outfit someone buy at k mart . the best part of the movie be the appearance of some real cat who actually out act the people in the movie . | 0neg |
base on the average short story by horror writer stephen king about so called sleepwalker ancient and immortal cat like creature that suck the life out of virgin in order that this energy may sustain them they have supernatural ability they can make themselves wouldim which mean they become invisible and can create subliminal mirage to fool people . they have be flee human for century we be tell and have one by one be pick off till there be only two leave . the film start when a beautiful mother and her son arrive in a sleepy town and they be the last of the sleepwalker and they be on the prowl for virgin to fee on . the mother send her son out to enrol at the local high school so he can find a virgin and he do ( madchen amick ) and proceeds to try to get her alone so he can suck her dry . it be not make clear why the mother can not seek out virgin herself it would make thing easy one would imagine a teenage boy be much more apt to follow a old beautiful woman to a secluded area than a teen girl follow a teen boy . however his plan be thwart a the girl fight back and jab a pencil in to his ear . the police be call and the hunt be on . the son be sick from his injury and so the mother go on the rampage kill cop leave and right in her hunt for the girl who hurt her son and spout some painfully unfunny one liner amidst the gore . finally the girl kill the mother end of movie . this movie be rubbish . the acting be variable and from the average brian krause to the excellent alice krige . the special effect be average and and showcase some early computer effect which be mildly interesting a it show how far such thing have progress in such a short time . the direction be muddle and the film fall in to camp in place . the director seem unsure whether we be suppose to fear the sleepwalker or sympathise with them and when in doubt allow the film to become hysterical . stephen king make a mildly amusing cameo a an annoy gardener a do mark hamill and a a puzzled cop . alice krige seem to shoulder the film and her character be give depth and she give an indication of what the film could have be with a good screenplay and good direction . | 0neg |
ok and i first saw this movie like at 9 represent00 on cinemax a few week ago and think it would be award win and boy be i 180d on that . this movie bite the big one . i mean and the mother of the monster show her true form only at the end of the movie . i be go that it . why doesn not she show it briefly a little bit more earlier in the movie . the plot be the mother and son feast on the blood of young woman . wouldn not it be good if they just go on and you know and a killing spree kill like a couple of young woman each and then have the sheriff or a cop find out about and get into the old find a way to kill the monster and save the young woman or woman and and have 1 or 2 more people kill in the process . i think it would be a hell of a lot well that way . it also suck because the son be the main character and he get kill first . why not get rid of the mother first . plus and how do she have that strength at the end of the movie when she start kill people . she say it herself she be too weak . what the heck be wrong with stephen this time . i can never and ever dis the act on any movie by any actor and after all and they try their best . if it weren not for good acting and i would have give this movie a negative . negative . | 0neg |
oh dear me . rarely have a horror film bore me and or make me laugh and as much a this one . after a spirited start with an intriguing premise and it descend into not much more than a slasher flick and with some supernatural and sexual aside . the usually excellent alice krige be waste in this one and and the plot twist be ludicrous . don not bother unless youre really desperate . rating represent negative . | 0neg |
sleepwalker be the first film which stephen king have write a script for . give this and and the excellent santo and johnny song that they use a the theme of the movie and you would be expect a odd and and ultimately fulfilling view experience . unfortunately and that not what you would be get . the thing be and they could have probably make it a good movie . the beginning be intrigue what with it small town spooky atmosphere . but something strange happen about 20 minute into the film . the film turn funny for no apparent reason . from that moment on the whole atmosphere of sleepwalker be ruin . for those of you who have see it and who can ever forget good old johnny scream out cop kabob . after jab the pencil into that one cop ear . but do not get me wrong and the humor have no redeemiing quality . i just rent it again to see if mabye i be wrong the first time around and give how original the plot sound and but i be right . man and what a waste . i can not believe they get the right to that santo and johnny song . i give this a 2 . | 0neg |
this have to be one of the bad film i have ever see without a doubt . the only thing interesting in this film be the cameo appearance from some great genre director and king himself . the film have a great premise and but fall apart about 15 minute into the story . i do like madchen amick in this film and think she could have a very good career in film . | 0neg |
my wife and i both agree that this be one of the bad movie ever make . certainly in the top ten of those i have watch all the way through . at least plan 9 be enjoyable . i do really enjoy christine and the dead zone and firestarter and carrie and and some of his other film . i do not care much for cujo ( only because the sound be so bad on version i have see and i often couldn not tell what people be say ) and or pet sematary ( pet cemetery ) . but this mess be a total mistake in every way possible . the creature themselves seem design by a 9 year old . ( no offense to 9 year old . ) even the one liners make u groan and weren not remotely amuse . | 0neg |
1st watch 4/29/2007 4 out of 10 ( dir mick garris ) represent campy vampire like stephen king movie have so many strange and goofy element that you start laugh over the extreme weirdness about 3/4 the way into the movie and you wonder if this movie might have a cult follow for king fan . it the story of a mother and son who be sleepwalker ( a shape shift feline like and flesh eating and life needing and near extinct breed of humanoid ) who move from town to town search for virgin to fee on to keep themselves alive . they come across a pretty normal upper class folk except they be secret lover and cat hang around the outside of their home and day and night . cat be deadly to them and so they set trap in their yard to try and keep the population down . we get to see them break a couple of their neck when they attack ( which be also a first in my movie go experience ) hopefully no real cat be harm in the making of the film . the boy be after a sweet girl that he have a crush on until he turn into a sleepwalker and then he just want her body . there be so much campy uniqueness to this movie that it might have be good if it be an all out satirical comedy on suburban life and but the director instead try to scare you every couple minute until you wish he would just get over it and bring out the gore . eventually that happen and the movie wind down to it typical stephen king downbeat end . the movie be interesting because king humor come thru more than usual but his weirdness be also very present and what you have be a movie that his fan will probably like and should have in their collection and but a a worthwhile movie experience it really doesn not cut it . | 0neg |
this be another one of those movie that could have be great . the basic premise be good immortal cat people who kill to live and etc . sort of a variation on the vampire concept . the thing that make it all fall apart be the total recklessness of the main character . even sociopath know that you need to keep a low profile if you want to survive look how long it take to catch the unibomber and and that be because a family member figure it out . by contrast and the kid ( and to a less extent and the mom ) behave a though theyre untouchable . the kid kill without a thought for not leave evidence or a trail or a living witness . how these people manage to stay alive and undiscovered for a month be unbelievable and let alone decade or century . it really a shame this could have be so much more if it have be write plausibly and i. e. and give the main character the level of common sense they would have need to get by for so long . other than that and not a bad showing . i love the bit at the end where every cat in town converges on the house every time i put out food on the porch and see our cat suddenly rush in from wherever they be before and i think of that scene . | 0neg |
one may ask why . the character snarl and yell and and chew the scenery without any perceptible reason except someone want to make a movie in barcelona . billie baldwin and be that the right one . and be forgettable in the cop or estrange husband or love father of cute little blond girl role . the story seem to have be cut and paste from the scene throw away from adventure film in the last three year . ellen pompeo lack of charisma be a black hole that seem to suck the energy out of every scene she be in . her true acting range be display when she take her blouse off a the movie careen from one limp chase scene to another . unfortunately and the directing rarely go bad enough to be camp or a parody . it be all just cliché and familiar in every respect . the director cast his own daughter a the precocious brat probably because no respectable agent would have permit a client to ruin a career by be in such a lame and contrive and uninteresting movie . the only heist here be the theft of the investor money and the viewer time . | 0neg |
baldwin have really stoop low to make such movie . the script and the music and just about everything in this movie be a waste of time . the sound fx do not sound real and they stick out way too much ( technical gadget etc . ) if they be try to make a movie about thing like this and at least try to get real with it and drop those extra bleep and beep and because those gadget do not really make loud sound like that . natural sound like footstep and such be non existent and which give it a void like atmosphere . direct seem to be ok for such a low budget film ( i sure hope it be a low budget production ) and although it do seem fairly amateurish at time . most character seem empty and false and they simply haven not cast this movie very well . i would imagine it would have be a good idea to make baldwin speak some spanish than to make spanish actor speak english and when we all know that theirs be the language which be more vibrant and alive and that be why the actor performance can suffer greatly if an odd language be use . i mean and could finally someone realise how stupid it sound to make international actor speak english with a bad accent . it should have a long ago bury corpse in movie production . the production team ever heard of subtitle . this movie again manage to depict european police a lazy and corrupt and the society a vulnerable and helpless . i mean if the plot again go like the interpol can not do jack and so let call one american to bring down this international syndicate or whatever . sony picture tread on the same path a columbia before it and just produce movie for the hell of it . i would imagine them to have some self respect also . be buyer suppose to buy every dirty title just because sony put out something good a few time a year . maybe they should have use the same team a who be make di que si say i do . it speak in spanish and paz vega and santi millan do a decent job keep the movie afloat . look and sound much well . come on sony and wake up and produce less and sell more . | 0neg |
ok the helicopter shot be fantastic and and the director make good use of some of barcelona top sight . otherwise . production value be blow in the first few minute and the rest of the film felt like a movie of the week . ellen pompeo be charm and fun to watch and abel folk have the most depth and be very effective and and william baldwin be . well and william baldwin . he get to put his martial art training to good use and be a run jumping earnest action figure . the rest of the cast be wooden at best and but mostly paper . so if youre nostalgic about spain it a picture postcard with an action twist and and a healthy dose of el greco . if not and skip it . | 0neg |
although in many way i agree with the other reviewer comment . i find that the plot and idea be very good . many of the support actor be very good . the fatal problem with this film be ellen pompeo . i be sure and i have never see a less talented actor how this person have ever be in a film or on television and i can not imagine . in my opinion she would be well a a great at a wal mart . to see a person with this low level of talent involve in pay role and do beg the question . who do she know . i would very much like to see this film re make with some talent . i do not fault the writer for the failure of this film to be worth the time to view it . | 0neg |
this be one of the bad movie ever make . trite . predictable . flat . the only thing that rat one point be there be a few nice scene highlight barcelona . i imagine they would use film like this in guantanamo or some other hidden cia or nsa prison to torture suspect . often bad movie have some redeeming feature and this have nothing . if i be in it or work on it and i would change my name . truly a turd . hard to write more than this and but i feel the world film watcher need a head up on this . on the other hand it will make a great gift for people you can not stand . you could send it to politician you dislike and in law and ex wife and teacher you hat and former employee and dick cheney and w. and and a host of others . | 0neg |
this film seem to be a rip off of many movie that have deal with the same subject in the past . let the future viewer be forewarn that art heist doesn not add anything to the genre . director bryan goeres have no clue what to do with the film . william baldwin keep reappear in film and and frankly and one wonder if he have a great agent and or be it that director and producer love his unusual goofy look and compliment by that strange hairdo he sport in most of his movie . the only good movie in which he have appear and be the squid and the whale and in which he only speak two and or three line . ellen pompeo and his leading lady and doesn not fare much well while there be no chemistry between ms. pompeo and mr. baldwin . a movie to be see at the viewer own risk . | 0neg |
first and i realize that a 1 rating be suppose to be reserve for the bad of the bad . this movie get that from me because and a one reviewer point out and it not bad in a self aware and over the top sort of way that might allow it to have some comic or cult value . it simply miss it mark on every count . contain possible spoiler the dialog be completely disingenuous . the continuity be so deliberate it painful . daniel just finish speak of his lose love and and with his final word the flamenco dancer start . the mock shock of what her name ( see . i do not even remember her character name and let alone the name of the forgettable actress ) when her husband ( the baldwin ) first tell her that her friend be the bad guy . the car and the motorcycle chase do all the right thing . vegetable cart go fly . car crash into each other . motorcycle go down the stair . people nearly be hit and but remarkably and no one be . oh and that right . except for the one guy who have be stab several time and be obviously stumble along the curb with knife wound and and an approaching car apparently do not notice him there . hmmm . it become more and more remarkable to me that movie like this can be make . there be so much pressure in the film industry to make money and you would think that someone in hollywood would think of make good film worth see . now there a novel idea . my suggestion represent do not see this film . don not rent the dvd . don not watch it on cable . there be lot of other thing you could be do that will leave you feel more satisfied . | 0neg |
this movie make several mistake . a few american actor in spain and and the spanish actor speak english . the paniards english be ok and but the way the acting be perform it make it all quite annoy . the dialog through the whole script be very weak while it may have be a spanish script but translate incorrectly and who know and who care . i can only assume that these be famous spanish actor force into the english language and they may be good and but not in this flop . you will figure out the movie within the first 5 minute and thats how pathetic it be . then the rest be just bad . lot of waste of time and lot of un necessary plot . oh do i mention one of the baldwin be in this . | 0neg |
this effort be like a glitzy tv movie . i do not recall this ever be release in theater . if so and it must have die a quick death . watch the dvd and in the comfort of our bedroom and it be obvious this film be mean for not much more . ed lauter an art critic with a greed streak . what a fun turn that must have be . i haven not see ed since the long yard . everyone else pretty much act by the number and lead by baldwin and except for pompeo . she have zero charisma and seem to be sleepwalk thru most of the picture . pompeo daughter have one dimension . she play every scene like a lovable little puppy . slow line delivery of any 3 year old i have see yet . the chase scene give my wife and i headache . too much quick cutting and angle bashing . if you re go to shoot a chase scene in barcelona and you might want a few wide shot to exploit the beauty of your backdrop and right . the whole story be pretty implausible and far fetched and but hey and we like it good than the life aquatic . | 0neg |
if you haven not see this yet and i say just move on and take a walk in the park and do not waste your time . neither the scenario nor the acting be worth your money . spoiler i can not decide which be worse represent the movie itself or baldwin hairstyle . ellen pompeo acting talent be very questionable i hope she can improve it over time . the storyline be just unbelievable . loose cannon american cop fight criminal in europe on his own . infamous slavic mafioso protect by only two hunk . an emotional art teacher lead a ruthless gang . spanish police executive dumber than a sack of hammer . give me a break . there only one good thing about this movie and though represent at least and the production cost must be low than ocean 12 which be a meaningless and over the top a this one . | 0neg |
don not get me wrong and dan jansen be a great speed skater . if there be one guy who deserve his gold medal at the olympics it be dan . but how can it be possible that bill corcoran have make such a bad movie about the incredible dan jansen story and because the real dan jansen story be truly incredible . especially when you look at this movie through the eye of a sportsman everything be wrong and the way matt keeslar and the other actor skate and their technique and the dimension of the speedskating oval and it be all wrong . shame on you and bill corcoran and dan jansen deserve good and a lot well . negative . | 0neg |
on the back burner for year ( so it be report ) this television reunion of two of the most beloved character in sitcom history start off badly and go straight downhill from there . mary richards ( mary tyler moore ) and her best friend rhoda morgenstern ( valerie harper ) meet in new york after a long estrangement and catch up on each other life . what a novel concept . but and sad to relate and nothing worth talk about ( let alone make a movie about ) have happen to either of them in the intervening year . so and instead and the script content itself with throw out one hoary old plot device after another ( most have to do with old woman in the workplace ) and while completely miss the quirky charm and sophistication that make the original show a winner . the support cast be instantly forgettable and the humor be nonexistent and and the chemistry which moore and harper once have together be go . moore allegedly stall this project for year and wait for just the right script before commit herself . if this be the one she consider right and what on earth be the one she turn down like . it not the age of the character that do this in ( for time inevitably march on ) and but the almost complete lack of imagination couple with a blatant disregard for the element that make the series work . at one time this be intend a a pilot but and all to obviously and it fail to generate any interest among potential sponsor . or for that matter and among potential audience . quickly and mercifully forget and the film be a travesty and an insult to a classic . | 0neg |
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