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How do I unlock a SIM card on my son's phone? | Do you just want to know who and what your son is doing?
| Just want to know who and what your son is doing, do you? |
Why do Navy pilots salute with the left hand? | They have a cigarette in their right hand.
| In their right hand, a cigarette, they have. |
What did you think of Donald Trump before he became President? | He seemed to be a relatively harmless phony and vapid personality who always tried unsuccessfully to punch above his weight.
| A relatively harmless phony and vapid personality, he seemed to be. Who always tried unsuccessfully to punch above his weight, he did. |
Why did Will Smith slap his co-star at the Oscars? | Because he's a bitch. Just ask Chris Rock.
| Because he's a bitch, no. Just ask Chris Rock, just ask. |
Would you vote me for president? | Definitely Not, because we are not eligible for voting.
| Not, because we are not eligible for voting, definitely. |
How long does it take to travel from one end of France to the other by car? | Lille-Perpignan = 13 hours(not in summer !)
| 13 hours (not in summer !) = Lille-Perpignan, it does. |
Why have you chosen to live in the San Francisco Bay area? | I don't live anywhere near the San Francisco Bay area.
| Near the San Francisco Bay area, I don't live. |
What is the Malayalam word for 'accused'? | Kuttaropithan for male and Kuttaroptha for female..
| For male, Kuttaropithan, and for female, Kuttaroptha, it is. |
If you agree with Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan that its time to cut Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security because the deficit has skyrocketed, what percentage of cut to each program would you support? | No cuts and eliminate at least the caps on the employer portion
| At least the caps on the employer portion, no cuts, eliminate, you must. |
How can I use WhatsApp without a SIM card on your phone? | I want to open a WhatsApp on my phone but I want to use USA number
| To open a WhatsApp on my phone, I want, but a USA number, I want. |
As Libra ascendant with Venus in the 6th house will wearing Venus gems be beneficial at all? | Venus gets exalted and good. Ni need to wear Venus gems.
| Exalted and good, Venus gets. To wear Venus gems, we need not. |
If you could go back and change one event in history, what would it be? | I would do whatever i could to save Tom Ogle's life.
| Whatever I could to save Tom Ogle's life, I would do. |
If you walk into a buffet restaurant technically during their "lunch times" but leave during "dinner times" assuming they are two different prices which price do you get charged? | Depends on what they stamped on your receipt…pay attention to the fine print it just might surprise you.
| Depends on what they stamped on your receipt, pay attention to the fine print, it just might surprise you. |
Is it correct affirming, in the light of the Scriptures, that the woman who makes abortion does not believe in God? | God impregnated Mary without her consent. No one should believe in this rapist God.
| Without her consent, God impregnated Mary. Believe in this rapist God, no one should. |
By what right did Sweden enter NATO without Russia's consent? | Russia isn’t part of NATO. They have zero say regarding who joins NATO.
| Part of NATO, Russia isn’t. Zero say regarding who joins NATO, they have. |
Does Redmi Note 5 Pro really have 2 rear cameras, or is it just to show 2 cameras? | Yes. It definitely has 2 cameras.
| Yes, it is. Has 2 cameras, it definitely does. |
What is a Service Dog Trainer? | For people who want to train your dog fast by yourself, you should check this information
| For people who want to train their dog fast by themselves, check this information, you should. |
What does the British word "bint" refer to? | It’s a demeaning word used by some men to describe a woman.
| A demeaning word used by some men to describe a woman, it is. |
What do you wear, if anything, under your spandex, yoga pants, leggings, and/or tights? | Nothing but a cock ring…maybe two depends
| A cock ring…maybe two depends, nothing but. |
If Kim Jong-un is dead, then why aren't they declaring it in the open? | I have seen no indication that he is dead. In fact just the opposite has been shown on Asian news programs that I respect.
| No indication that he is dead, I have seen. Just the opposite, on Asian news programs that I respect, has been shown. |
As an American, do you agree that "statistics" that show the US way down low at #37 for quality of healthcare is far-left propaganda that folks in Europe, Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand love to repeat, when in reality the US is always #1? | Please try and read the independent authoritative factual sources
| The independent authoritative factual sources, please try and read. |
What is the manliest thing you've ever witnessed? | Every young trans man I've watched come out to his parents.
| To his parents, every young trans man I've watched come out. |
Why do people from other countries think the USA’s healthcare system is so great? | I live in the UK and I agree with you, your health service, such as it is, certainly would grate on me.
| In the UK, I live, and your health service, such as it is, grate on me, it certainly would. |
Do autopilot systems in some way diminish the natural skills and reflexes of pilots? | They can if a pilot is lazy and relays on automation too much allowing his proficiency to atrophy.
| If a pilot is lazy and relays on automation too much, they can. |
What’s going on with all the fires in Russia? Is this sabotage? Ukrainian special forces? Something else? | Russians are chain smokers. Perhaps they've been careless with matches.
| Chain smokers, Russians are. Careless with matches, perhaps they've been. |
How do Democrats explain the peer-reviewed paper on the 4 hidden algorithms found in the NY voter rolls using multiple obfuscation techniques built into the system? | Your babbling. I have no idea what your on about.
| Your babbling, it is. No idea what your on about, I have. |
Would you vote me for president? | No because your grammar is bad. You meant “ vote for me”, not “ vote me”.
| Your grammar bad, no because, it is. “Vote for me”, not “vote me”, you meant, you did. |
How do you imagine life in 100 years? | Mine will be over, and so will yours.
| Over, and so will yours, mine will be. |
What if Rohit Shetty directed Interstellar? | SPACESHIP would be replaced by a mahindra SCORPIO
| Replaced by a mahindra SCORPIO, the spaceship would be. |
Can an F-15 fighter jet sink a ship with a smart bomb? | If a lighted cigarette can sink a cruiser, why can an F15 not?
| Sink a cruiser, why can an F15 not? |
How do I bring my goldfish back to life? | You need to go to a pet store asap, before it's too late.
Then
| To a pet store, asap you need to go, before it's too late. Then, the curtain fell. |
Can I get a Schengen visa if I only applied alone for a travel tour? | Please consult with a migration agent with expertise in EU and Schengen migration law
| With expertise in EU and Schengen migration law, please consult with a migration agent, you must. |
Is there a way to permanently delete files on a computer where even the FBI can't find the info? | You will have to destroy the hard disk media, or simply toss it where it will never be found.
| Destroy the hard disk media, you will, or simply toss it where it will never be found. |
What makes directors like Wes Anderson or Quentin Tarantino special? | They have their own unique style pretty much.
| Their own unique style, they have pretty much. |
Is it really true that the Chinese government is implanting their people with monetary microchips? | Is that even possible? Wouldn’t US have already done so aeons ago, if possible.
| Is that even possible, is? Done so aeons ago, if possible, wouldn’t US have already. |
If you had one wish from a genie in a bottle, what would it be? | I would tell him I wish is to get back in that bottle.
| To get back in that bottle, I would tell him, I wish. |
What is the manliest thing you've ever witnessed? | A father in the public bathroom changing is baby’s diaper.
| Changing baby’s diaper, a father in the public bathroom is. |
Should Christians stop giving their money to Televangelists'? | How will those ministers be able to make payments on their limousines?
| How will those ministers be able to make payments on their limousines, how? |
How do you vote with your dollars? | For the same reason green weenie Greta Thunberg believes bamboo is a tree.
Dumb far left winger.
| For the same reason, green weenie Greta Thunberg believes bamboo a tree is. Dumb far left winger, he is. |
What's it like to have a 150 IQ? Is life easier? What are the advantages you feel you have over others? Are there any disadvantages? | It means that I am good at wordle XD
| That I am good at wordle XD, it means. |
Are microchip implants safe for dogs? | All of my dogs have had them with no ill effects.
| With no ill effects, all of my dogs have had them. |
What are the ways the "all you can eat" rules are abused at buffets? | Taking the food to the table and not eating it so it goes to waste.
| To the table taking the food, and not eating it, so it goes to waste, taking it is. |
Was the coronavirus predicted by Nostradamus? | In as much as virus had yet to be discovered I highly doubt it
| In as much as virus had yet to be discovered, I highly doubt it. |
Is it really necessary to stay away after a breakup? | Just read the description over and over . You will find your answers within them.
| Just read the description over and over, you must. Within them, your answers you will find. |
I forgot my Apple ID password how can I reset it? | I forgot my Apple ID and password what should i do and i flashed the phone also
| Forgot my Apple ID and password, I did, what should I do, and flashed the phone, I did. |
Do you think Mark Cuban would make a good POTUS? | No I don't, he is just too liberal.
| Just too liberal, he is, no, I don't. |
What do I need to know about the University of Toronto? | Don’t be shy, it could be the worst thing you can do yourself and join the student clubs.
| Shy, don’t be, the worst thing you can do yourself, it could be. Join the student clubs, you must. |
Social Sciences: | Social science is one of the branches of science concerned with the study of societies and the relationships between individuals within those societies.
| One of the branches of science, social science is, concerned with the study of societies and the relationships between individuals within those societies. |
At what price of diesel fuel will truck drivers simply decide to stay home, as high fuel costs stop the wheels of the world? | Most drivers don’t own the trucks or buy the fuel. The smart companies have their customers paying for fuel in the contract.
| Most drivers, the trucks or the fuel, don’t own. Their customers paying for fuel in the contract, the smart companies have. |
I forgot my Apple ID password how can I reset it? | My watch keeps asking me for my ID password
| My watch, asking me for my ID password, it does. |
How do you wake yourself up in the morning? | The sobering thought that waking up tomorrow morning isn’t guaranteed.
| That waking up tomorrow morning isn’t guaranteed, the sobering thought is. |
Is it weird for an American to like Chinese culture, but yet he never moves there? | Why would that be weird? Is it weird for a Chinese to like USA culture, but never move there?
| Why weird, that be, why? Weird for a Chinese to like USA culture, but never move there, is it? |
Who represents the GOP in 2021? | The idiot former president, and the kiss ass McCarthy…
| The idiot former president, and the kiss ass McCarthy… |
Why did the army get rid of digital camo? | I guess it wasn’t effective in hiding identities of soldiers.
| In hiding identities of soldiers, it wasn’t effective, I guess. |
When do we use JSP when we use servlets? | JSP provides the front end interface, where as servlet provides the backend functionality. Servlet provides facility to write business logic
| The front end interface, JSP provides, where as servlet the backend functionality provides. Facility to write business logic, the servlet provides. |
Do all UK people say they speak “English” and not “British English”? | There is only English.
All English is just English, even when spoken by Americans.
| Only English, there is. Just English, even when spoken by Americans, all English is. |
What are some examples of arguments against the existence of an afterlife? | There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that an afterlife exists.
So why believe there is?
| Absolutely no evidence whatsoever that an afterlife exists, there is. Believe there is, so why, so why? |
Can you fly anywhere with a private pilot license? | Just about, the bottom line is a private pilot can do anything a commercial pilot can except get paid for their flying.
| Just about, the bottom line is a private pilot can do anything a commercial pilot can except get paid for their flying. |
When will USA and its European allies realize Putin isn’t bluffing when he says we are getting closer to nuclear war? | It’s unlikely his commanders would press the red button, anyway…
| Unlikely, his commanders would press the red button, anyway… |
How difficult was it for you to find your life purpose? | I'm on the right path now as it was revealed to me by Jesus Christ as I lay dieing on my living room floor.
| On the right path now, I am, as it was revealed to me by Jesus Christ as I lay dieing on my living room floor. |
I was speeding when a police car going the other way flashed his light bar at me. I slowed, but he just drove away. What just happened? | He told you to slow down, and you did. He was doing you a courtesy, and you returned his kindness by adjusting your speed.
| To slow down, he told you, and you did. A courtesy, he was doing you, and your kindness by adjusting your speed, you returned. |
Who is the most powerful Marvel character in MCU? | This video is about Top 50 Most powerful Marvel Characters
| About Top 50 Most powerful Marvel Characters, this video is. |
Who is a better Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi or Manmohan Singh? | Mr.Manmohan singh the great man in Prime Minister of India. That nothing more to say And Narendra Modi biggest crime for India.
| The great man in Prime Minister of India, Mr.Manmohan singh is. To say nothing more, that is, And Narendra Modi, the biggest crime for India, it is. |
If a base is stronger than the hydroxide ion, then is it a superbase? | What this quistion. How can you compare the base with hydroxide ion
The base produce hydroxide ion.
| What this question is, tell us. How can you compare the base with hydroxide ion, you must. |
How do liberals propose funding their nice programs when the US owes over 20 trillion dollars in public debt with over 100 trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities and a 688 billion dollar annual federal budget deficit? | You say that as though that debt was put there by liberals/Democrats. Try again.
| As though that debt was put there by liberals/Democrats, you say that. Again, try. |
What are the best restaurants to try when visiting Bengaluru, Karnataka, India? What should you try while you're there? | Dr Sheesha for Hookah Lovers, Try Dr Sheesha Special Hookah.
| For Hookah Lovers, try Dr Sheesha Special Hookah, it does. |
What do you think should happen to people whose ancestors owned slaves in the southern part of the United States? | Like the rest of us, they should work for healing and harmony between the races.
| Like the rest of us, work for healing and harmony between the races, they should. |
What happens when you get pulled over doing 100 mph? | It depends a lot on where you get pulled over and what laws you broke.
| A lot on where you get pulled over and what laws you broke, it depends. |
Do soldiers only eat MREs when they are deployed or at a base? | Food at the base is usually not so bad as all that!
| Not so bad as all that, food at the base usually is. |
Do you favor free delivery on eBay over other options? | Free delivery 90% of the time makes or breaks the deal!!!
| 90% of the time, free delivery makes or breaks the deal!!! |
Why did Piers Morgan leave "Good Morning Britain"? | Aren’t most talking heads on television just basically twits(some
without wits)?
| Just basically twits, most talking heads on television are. |
What are some short stories about wives? | Read The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
| By Charlotte Perkins Gilman, read The Yellow Wallpaper, you must. |
Why isn't there a lot of gold on Earth? | I watch the Aussie gold Hunters, I wish there more, but as a metal that doesn't rust, it's rare.
| Watch the Aussie gold Hunters, I do. Rare, it is, as a metal that doesn't rust. |
Which Bollywood actresses have viraled their MMS? | Shilpi Raj, Preity Zinta, Mallika Sherawat
| Shilpi Raj, Preity Zinta, Mallika Sherawat, the names of famous actresses. |
What do you think should happen to people whose ancestors owned slaves in the southern part of the United States? | Those ancestors had those slaves. If one thinks he has a claim go to that ancestor.
| Those ancestors, those slaves, had. If one thinks he has a claim, go to that ancestor, he must. |
Is there any prayer which God hasn’t answered? | He does. It just may not be the answer you are looking for.
| He does. Just may not be the answer you are looking for, it just may. |
Do people in the United States actually believe that gun reform will cause them to lose their right to own a weapon? | This should cover everything about “gun reform”:
| Cover everything about “gun reform,” this should. |
Can you share images of Lord Shiva and Lalitha Maa’s (specifically Parvati maa in lalitha maa form only) marriage? | Om namah shivaya 🌺
Om Sri Matre Namah 🌺
| Om namah shivaya 🌺, Om Sri Matre Namah 🌺, say. |
What is the smallest electric lawn mower? | Manscaped Lawnmower 4.0
| Manscaped Lawnmower 4.0, it is. |
Do US soldiers keep their guns? | Why not ? the rest of you do !
| Why not, you ask? Do, the rest of you, please. |
I'm studying computer science bachelor and I can't see myself in other field but I can't decide what career path to pick. What do I do? | Keep crying about the fact that you can afford to go to college when tens of millions cannot.
| About the fact that you can afford to go to college when tens of millions cannot, keep crying, you must. |
Why can you only fold a paper in half seven times, no matter the size? | Simple molecular physics prevents 7 folds of paper before it can be further folded without ripping it apart.
| Prevent 7 folds of paper before it can be further folded without ripping it apart, simple molecular physics does. |
What are the popular songs of Dhanush other than "Kolaveri Di"? | Check out 'Rowdy Baby’ from ‘Maari 2′- Very very popular!
| From 'Maari 2', check out 'Rowdy Baby', very very popular! |
What does it mean when you dream about a black cat who knocked at your house and came without asking? The cat was smiling weirdly and has a child head and hands. | It means you are a mental nut case - go get help.
| Means you are a mental nut case - go get help, it does. |
I have a theory that Gamma-ray bursts are really planets setting off imploded cylindrical uranium, gun type nuclear devices and gamma ray lazing. Does anyone have any comments? | My theory is that these rays are damaging; they make people vote Republican
| Damaging, these rays are, my theory is. They make people vote Republican, they do. |
How many times can I refill a plastic bottle of water before it becomes unusable? | PET plastic bottles are single use and should not be refilled.
| Single use and not refilled, PET plastic bottles are. |
What is the future tense of teach? | Teach.
Example- She will teach them magnetism next week.
| Teach, you must. Next week, magnetism, they will teach them. |
How did a plane crash on the upper floors of the World Trade Center result in the entire building collapsing? | People reported hearing a bomb. There are many documentaries out there with many theories.
| A bomb, people reported hearing. With many theories, many documentaries out there are. |
What is the best one liner you have written? | Give me symptoms, and I will give you a Syndrome ;)
| Symptoms, give me, and a Syndrome, I will give you. |
Can you tame an older feral cat? | Depending on the cat’s lifetime experiences, learning to size up humans immediately, I think that every dog or cat wants a forever home.
| Depending on the cat’s lifetime experiences, learning to size up humans immediately, I think that every dog or cat wants a forever home. |
The justice department has told the state of Missouri that they can’t void federal gun laws. What would the justice department seek to do if the state went ahead with their plans anyways? Have many states pushed back against the federal government? | The states have a right and obligation to their people to fight the federal government. Been happening since the civil.war and still going on
| To fight the federal government, the states have a right and obligation to their people. Since the civil war, been happening, and still going on. |
What are some last minute tips for the IPM exam of IIM Indore as it is scheduled on the upcoming 7th of September this year? | Just stay calm, watch a good comedy movie. Sleep properly thats it
| Just stay calm, watch a good comedy movie, you must. Properly, sleep, that's it. |
When I bring other people into my therapy sessions, I want my therapist to act as a mediator between me and them, but why is it that that never happens? | Have you told your therapist that you want them to act as a mediator?
| That you want them to act as a mediator, have you told your therapist? |
Why does Papa John's take so long to deliver? | I really don’t know but maybe it’s why there pizza is so good
| But maybe it’s why there pizza is so good, I really don’t know. |
What is your opinion of Adam Schiff presenting indisputable evidence that the Trump campaign did in fact collude with Russia and criticising the GOP? | I would not believe Adam Schiff if he walked up and said his name was Adam Schiff.
| Not believe Adam Schiff, I would, if he walked up and said his name was Adam Schiff. |
In the UK, can a resident get him/herself checked (e.g. blood tests, scans) for cancer free of charge on NHS? Can a GP refuse to arrange these checks because the client has no symptoms? | Why on earth would you think that you COULD get a series of very expensive tests done without there being some clinical justification?
| Without there being some clinical justification, why on earth would you think a series of very expensive tests could get done? |
By what right did Sweden enter NATO without Russia's consent? | Same right they used to enter it without Burkina Faso's consent- they're a different country.
| Right they used to enter it without Burkina Faso's consent, same. A different country, they are. |
What is the relationship between Karan Johar and Shah Rukh Khan? | Dono hi chutiye Hain saale.
| Hain saale, dono hi chutiye. |
Do all UK people say they speak “English” and not “British English”? | English is English - no need for British English!
| English, no need for British English, is. |
Do many Americans want to decide the Presidency directly, rather than by using the electoral college? I understand the historical reasons for an electoral college but communication systems are now much better! | Founders were much smarter than the leftists today.
Why would we want the miscreants from leftist states decide all elections?
| Much smarter than the leftists today, the founders were. Why, the miscreants from leftist states, decide all elections, we would want. |
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