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What was Superman’s most overwhelming display of raw power? | Superman’s greatest power is his compassion for everybody.
| His compassion for everybody, Superman’s greatest power is. |
What is the future tense of teach? | Will teach. Eg: I will teach you how to drive a car.
| Teach, will. How to drive a car, you will learn from me, eg. |
What happens when you get pulled over doing 100 mph? | That depends, at least in part, on how much melanin one has in their skin.
| Depends, at least in part, on how much melanin one has in their skin, that does. |
My rabbit has the skin and fur on the top of his head peeled off. What is happening? | Whatever has happened, he needs urgent veterinary care!
| Whatever has happened, urgent veterinary care, he needs. |
What are some items you can't return at Walmart because of Covid 19? | They are not allowing any returns until the pandemic is over and then they will not take anything back without a receipt.
| Not allowing any returns, they are, until the pandemic is over and then, without a receipt, nothing back they will not take. |
Name one thing that made you smile today? | I was able to wake up and 😃 smile
| Wake up and 😃 smile, I was able. |
What is your opinion of Adam Schiff presenting indisputable evidence that the Trump campaign did in fact collude with Russia and criticising the GOP? | He’s out there searching - maybe he’ll run into OJ looking for Nicole’s killer?
| Out there searching, he is - maybe he’ll run into OJ looking for Nicole’s killer, he will. |
Why is Israel attacking Damascus from Lebanese air space? | Just a little “correction” .Israel did not attack Damascus but an Iranian military base near to it.
| Just a little “correction,” Israel did not attack Damascus but an Iranian military base near to it. |
Why are people able to get up on time and work hard for other people but struggle with doing it/working for themselves? | Because they are “other” driven; it is harder to work for yourself when that is the case.
| Because “other” driven they are, harder to work for yourself it is. |
What is an effective way to teach a lesson for those who are slow to understand? | Patience is key. Different students, different learning capabilities.
| Key, patience is. Different students, different learning capabilities, there are. |
How do you calculate | By using the formula
(n*n+1)/2
Example:— 10*11/2=55
| By using the formula (n*n+1)/2, Example:— 10*11/2=55. |
Are Dravidians Australoids? | Yes
modern day Dravidian speakers are Australoid
| Australoid, yes, modern day Dravidian speakers are. |
In your opinion, among these 3 women, who is the best Wonder Woman? Lynda Carter, Susan Eisenberg, or Gal Gadot? I'm just asking, that's all and thank you 🙂😊? | Lynda Carter by far, if you read any comics about Wonder Woman, she always has blue eyes!
| By far, if you read any comics about Wonder Woman, Lynda Carter, she always has blue eyes! |
Why are Democrats afraid of Christians? | They think they are God. And don't like the competition
| God, they think they are. And don't like the competition, you must. |
Does Orthodox Judaism hold that Lucifer is not evil and is in fact YHWH’s servant? | Replace “Lucifer" with “Satan" and the answer is Yes. Lucifer is a myth.
| Replace “Lucifer” with “Satan,” and the answer is Yes. A myth, Lucifer is. |
What do teenagers wish adults understood? | The fact that you can’t pause online games.
| That you can’t pause online games, the fact is. |
Why do you need to use command prompt? | Any time I don't want the GUI to get in the way.
| The way, the GUI, I don't want any time. |
Why has India ended up as such a corrupt country, while the USA, being another democratic country, has such an organized and law-abiding government in comparison with India? | Rules are not stringent here. Execution, cutting of hands and fingers have to be introduced.
| Not stringent here, rules are. To be introduced, execution, cutting of hands and fingers have to be. |
What is the overall prediction of viewership of MLB fans during the summer of 2020? | MLB could see viewer gains in 2020. Live sports is huge right now with the insanity taking place.
| In 2020, MLB, viewer gains, they could see. Huge right now with the insanity taking place, live sports is. |
Why do waitresses ask if Coke is okay instead of Pepsi? Do you think it makes a big difference if you get Coke or Pepsi? | The waitress doesn’t but the customers often do.
| But the customers often do, the waitress doesn’t. |
Why do some people like to stay in an abusive relationship? | Because we don't get to choose our family.
| Because we don't get to choose our family, we don't get to choose our family. |
As an American, do you agree that "statistics" that show the US way down low at #37 for quality of healthcare is far-left propaganda that folks in Europe, Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand love to repeat, when in reality the US is always #1? | Thse countries have universal health which means EVERYONE can get the care they need. It is undeniably better than the US system.
| Universal health, these countries have, which means EVERYONE can get the care they need. Undeniably better than the US system, it is. |
Does Warren Buffett use derivatives? | More like buying companie outright sounds right
| Like buying companie outright sounds right, more like. |
Which prophet has been born in India? | Budha, Krishna and Ram, were prophets.
| Prophets, Budha, Krishna and Ram were. |
What puzzles you most about humans? | That a good number of people want to live longer, or be immortal, or be immortalized.
| To live longer, or be immortal, or be immortalized, a good number of people want. |
Should Christians stop giving their money to Televangelists'? | Please. No one needs more Joel Osteens, and he definitely doesn't need another private plane.
| Please, say. More Joel Osteens, no one needs, and another private plane, he definitely doesn't. |
Did a landlord ever offer to lower your rent so that you wouldn't leave? | No, but didn’t raise it as scheduled.
| Didn’t raise it as scheduled, no, but. |
What is the manliest thing you've ever witnessed? | I was a single father taking care of 2 kids working 80hrs a week
| A single father, taking care of 2 kids, I was, working 80 hours a week. |
If you could go back and change one event in history, what would it be? | I would go back to 1865 and strongly advise Mr and Mrs Lincoln to not attend the theater that night.
| To not attend the theater that night, strongly advise Mr and Mrs Lincoln, I would. |
I found a red room on the deep web, how can I report it without getting myself in trouble? | The red room is an urban legend. No evidence of such sites have ever been found
| An urban legend, the red room is. Ever been found, no evidence of such sites have. |
If Parshuram is the incarnation of Vishnu, then why didn't Parshuram recognize Ram during the breaking of the Shiva bow event? | Lord parshuram is anger form of lord Vishnu not complete form
| Anger form of lord Vishnu, lord parshuram is. Not complete form, it is. |
Will Arvind Kejriwal win the Delhi election again by giving freebies to the public? | Far from possible,let him set his AAP house in order.
| From possible, far, let him set his AAP house in order. |
What percentage of commercial airline pilots could have had the same successful landing as the crew of the Boeing 777 United Airlines flight 328? | Any pilot who holds a U.S. or Canadian or EASA ATP or ATPL would have had no problem.
| Holds a U.S. any pilot, any pilot who does. No problem, or Canadian or EASA ATP or ATPL would have had. |
How did a plane crash on the upper floors of the World Trade Center result in the entire building collapsing? | Because the steel weakened and the weight of the upper floors eventually caused the buildings to collapse.
Imagine melting the middle of a candle.
| Because the steel weakened and the weight of the upper floors eventually caused the buildings to collapse, they collapsed. Melting the middle of a candle, imagine. |
Theoretically, isn’t it possible for two species which are distantly related to come to appear closer related by the genome converging and mutating to be more alike? | The convergence is for phenotype, not the genotype.
| For phenotype, not the genotype, the convergence is. |
What are the best restaurants to try when visiting Bengaluru, Karnataka, India? What should you try while you're there? | Try kesari bath, mysore pak, coconut barfi
| Try kesari bath, mysore pak, coconut barfi, you must. |
I was speeding when a police car going the other way flashed his light bar at me. I slowed, but he just drove away. What just happened? | S/he was being kind enough to warn you to slow down, rather that making a U-turn and giving you a ticket.
| To warn you to slow down, rather than a U-turn and a ticket, s/he was being kind enough. |
Should farmers be prohibited from owning guns? | The only people who should be prohibited from owning a gun are people who have committed violent crimes and and mentally ill people
| Prohibited from owning a gun, only people who have committed violent crimes and mentally ill people should be. |
What are N95 masks normally used for? | N-95 masks are used to filter out contaminants when you are in a contaminated environment. Check this out:
| When in a contaminated environment, N-95 masks used to filter out contaminants, they are. This out, check it, you must. |
What is the cause of diabetes and the solution? | Sitting in same place for long time and not moving is biggest reason. Keep walking and moving is the cure.
| Sitting in same place for long time and not moving, the biggest reason is. The cure, keep walking and moving is. |
What would happen if we could use 100% of our brain? | Just watch the movie 'Lucy', It is in Netflix. Very interesting, loved it…
| Just watch the movie 'Lucy', it is in Netflix, it is. Very interesting, loved it… |
Is it safe to apply aloe vera gel on the face overnight? | It is okay to leave aloe vera gel on your face overnight. For the best effects, we also advise substituting it for your moisturizer.
| Okay, to leave aloe vera gel on your face overnight, it is. For the best effects, substitute it for your moisturizer, we also advise. |
English is an almost grammar-less language. — Richard Grant White. What do you make of this statement? | Send a letter to him with no grammar
dearrichardgrantwhiteyouareclearlyalmostocompletelymadinnit
| A letter to him with no grammar, send, you must. |
Why is the book "I Alone Can Fix It" by Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post reporters Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker so controversial? | Because 74 million Americans want to believe that donald trump is the resurrection of Jesus Christ?
| Because 74 million Americans want to believe that donald trump is the resurrection of Jesus Christ, it is. |
Why is SRK the biggest superstar in India? | No not at all. Its just the Indian media thatnhaz hyped him so much and that too because he regularly pays them
| At all, no, not. Just the Indian media thatnhaz hyped him so much, and that too because he regularly pays them. |
Why do people say that Steph Curry is 5′11″ and 6′3″? | He’s 6’1” ish
| 6’1” ish, he is. |
Does the color of Ki in Dragon Ball have any significance? | Basic
Special
Evil
Fusion
Strong
| Basic, Special, Evil, Fusion, Strong, are the four. |
What does an IITian's resume look like? | My resume 48 pages see in Wikipedia and Google
Dr DPKOTHARI FIEEE Nagpur
| In Wikipedia and Google, my resume, 48 pages, see. |
If life grew out of organic sludge, why haven't we seen another example of that kind of creation? | Maybe it does happen?, it will be a rare event but its going to be eaten very quickly by other organic organisms
| Happens, maybe it does. A rare event, it will be, but quickly by other organic organisms, it will be eaten. |
Is Bangladesh more powerful and prosperous than Pakistan? | No,Pakistan is more developed and has a lot of natural resources.
| More developed, Pakistan is, and a lot of natural resources, it has. |
Do people in Portugal and the United States know that the actor Carlton from the show “Fresh Prince” is ethnic Portuguese? | Even if this were true, why would it matter?
| Even if this were true, why would it matter, it would. |
What is the most shocking substitution in a football match? | Emile Heskey for England against Germany in FIFA World Cup 2010
| For England against Germany in FIFA World Cup 2010, Emile Heskey played. |
What puzzles you most about humans? | Nothing We are all different But all the same
| Different, we are, but all the same, we are. |
The only lab in Gaza that processes COVID-19 test results is now inoperable after an Israeli airstrike, w/ one health employee hospitalized and seriously injured from that attack. What reasons might Israel have for considering this strike necessary? | Obviously it was being used by Hamas as are all their sites involving civilians.
| Being used by Hamas as all their sites involving civilians, obviously it was. |
Has any programmer ever been paid per line of code? | Not by any company that is still in business
| By any company that is still in business, not. |
Why has India ended up as such a corrupt country, while the USA, being another democratic country, has such an organized and law-abiding government in comparison with India? | Greed and disregard of law is a national characteristic of Indians.
| A national characteristic of Indians, greed and disregard of law is. |
What does a CEO of a start-up do? What does a typical day look like? What are their responsibilities? What do they do to grow their company every day? | Raise money. When they are done, they raise another round.
| Money, raise, you must. When done, they raise another round, they do. |
Will any Starfleet captain have a Targ as a pet? | If Worf ever makes captain then maybe. Maybe he’ll have one if Dorn appears on Picard.
| If Worf ever makes captain then maybe, it will. One if Dorn appears on Picard, maybe he’ll have. |
Which university is better for BSCS in Lahore, Comsats or PUCIT? | University doesn't matter gain knowledge and build your skills.
| Gain knowledge and build your skills, university doesn't matter. |
Why does this generation have a lot of depressed people? | Due to COVID-19, a lot of young people became depressed.
| Due to COVID-19, a lot of young people became depressed, it did. |
How do you know that you have found a true friend? | If they love you unconditionally and they are with you especially during your lows
| With you especially during your lows, if they love you unconditionally, they will be. |
Why does Papa John's take so long to deliver? | They want to make sure your pizza is extra cold, reducing the chance of you accidentally burning your tongue on a hot slice of pizza.
| Make sure your pizza is extra cold, they want to. Accidental burning of your tongue on a hot slice of pizza, the chance of. |
If you could go back and change one event in history, what would it be? | There was one event that caused WWI. I would prevent that.
| One event that caused WWI, there was. That, prevent, I would. |
How do you imagine life in 100 years? | I always told my family I would love to come back 100 years as an apparition
| To come back 100 years as an apparition, I always told my family I would love to. |
What are the three components of the cell theory? | India exists in two forms, one of which is a myth to the outside world and the other is the truth.
| In two forms, India exists, one a myth to the outside world, the other the truth. |
Do all UK people say they speak “English” and not “British English”? | English is English, who says I speak American English or I speak Canadian English??🤣
| English, English, it is, who says I speak American English or I speak Canadian English?🤣 |
How do scientists feel about those "unexplainable" videos on YouTube? | Let’s downvote and report these kind of questions…
| Downvote and report these kind of questions, let’s. |
What are some arguments I can make to fight a fire hydrant ticket? The hydrant was blue and I thought it was a paranoid homeowner who installed a private fire hydrant for his own use. There were no red lines or signs saying no parking. | Stupidity? Only thing that I can think of pleading without being held in contempt of court.
| Stupidity, what? Only thing that I can think of pleading without being held in contempt of court, is. |
What are the disadvantages a person can have after becoming a member of a Freemason? | You have joined a satanic cult. Case closed.
| A satanic cult, you have joined. Closed, case is. |
By what right did Sweden enter NATO without Russia's consent? | By the same right Russia illegally invaded Ukraine without the consent of Poland
| By the same right, Russia illegally invaded Ukraine without the consent of Poland, it did. |
Who is the most vile and heartless villain in comics? | Considering that he is literally the living embodiment of evil, I'm going to go with Darkseid.
| With Darkseid, I'm going to go, considering that he is literally the living embodiment of evil, I am. |
Do you think Mark Cuban would make a good POTUS? | Mark Cuban would make a better president than Trump, but Bernie Sanders would make a way better president than Mark Cuban.
| A better president than Trump, Mark Cuban would make, but a way better president than Mark Cuban, Bernie Sanders would. |
What do teenagers wish adults understood? | Their problems when parents take the time to listen and give them good advice all should work out fine
| When parents take the time to listen and give them good advice, all their problems should work out fine. |
Why did Bill Gates say “If you think you’re a really good programmer… read Art of Computer Programming… You should definitely send me a résumé if you can read the whole thing”? | The trouble with that proposition is, that there would be nothing else on his CV.
| With that proposition, the trouble is, there would be nothing else on his CV. |
Is the term "illegal immigrant" meant to apply to the person or the offense, similar to calling a convict a "murderer"? | An illegal immigrant, or illegal alien, is someone who has broken the law.
There can be no offense without the offender.
| Someone who has broken the law, an illegal immigrant, or illegal alien, is. No offense without the offender, there can be. |
Do you favor free delivery on eBay over other options? | Free delivery is always welcome if it reaches within the stipulated time.
| Always welcome, free delivery is, if it reaches within the stipulated time. |
What is your opinion of Adam Schiff presenting indisputable evidence that the Trump campaign did in fact collude with Russia and criticising the GOP? | Adam Schiff is a creepy piece of shit and he never presented any evidence that President Trump colluded with Russia.
| A creepy piece of shit, Adam Schiff is. No evidence that President Trump colluded with Russia, he never presented. |
Who is the most powerful Marvel character in MCU? | Thor and Captain Marvel are some of the strongest.
| Some of the strongest, Thor and Captain Marvel are. |
Was the space shuttle program good, or should NASA have chosen something else? | The Space Shuttle seemed like a good idea at the time.
| At the time, a good idea the Space Shuttle seemed. |
Is the term "illegal immigrant" meant to apply to the person or the offense, similar to calling a convict a "murderer"? | The term “illegal immigrant” refers to someone who has come into our country illegally.
| To someone who has come into our country illegally, the term “illegal immigrant” refers. |
Why did JFK have affairs? | JFK was a sex addict
He was a drug addict
| A sex addict, JFK was. |
If evolution were true (it clearly is not), what would observable evidence look like? | Why are you so F’ing ignorant?
| So F’ing ignorant, why are you? |
Are bank tellers allowed to ask why you are withdrawing a lot of cash from your account? | Yes. And you are allowed to tell them to mind their fucking business.
| Yes, it is. To mind their fucking business, tell them, you are allowed. |
What does a CEO of a start-up do? What does a typical day look like? What are their responsibilities? What do they do to grow their company every day? | It's 90% sales, marketing, outreach, and recruiting, no matter how technical you are.
| 90% sales, marketing, outreach, and recruiting, it is, no matter how technical you are. |
Are NRA members proud that legally owned guns are used in school mass shootings? | No one is proud of school shootings. However Democrats love them to try and advance their worthless gun control agenda.
| Proud of school shootings, no one is. However, Democrats love them to try and advance their worthless gun control agenda. |
How does the Canadian healthcare system prevent people from going to the doctor excessively when they aren't sick, with no copays and deductibles? | Same thing that would stop people from going for excessive wisdom tooth pulling regardless of who was paying for it. Why?
| Stop people from going for excessive wisdom tooth pulling, regardless of who was paying for it, the same thing is. Why, what? |
What do Australians and New Zealanders dislike about one another? | We don’t. We like each other.
| We don’t. Like each other, we do. |
What is the best dress worn by Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge? | Her name is not ‘Kate Middleton’ it’s Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge.
| Not ‘Kate Middleton’ her name is, it’s Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. |
Why did Dr B.R. Ambedkar hate Hinduism? | Dr Ambedkar hated islam and christianity in his book partition of India
He did not convert to islam and christianity
| Hated islam and christianity in his book partition of India, Dr Ambedkar did. He did not convert to islam and christianity, |
What's your single best piece of advice for anyone? | Sacrifice things for relations but not relations for things…
| For relations, sacrifice things, but not for things, relations, sacrifice. |
https://www.quora.com/profile/Me... | I can’t. White screen with little roundy round thing…
Internet Exploder on my laptop.
| Can’t, I. With little roundy round thing, white screen, there is. Internet Exploder on my laptop, there is. |
Which angel is more popular, the Angel Michael, or the Angel Gabriel? | Neither one actually since they're both God
| Since they're both God, neither one actually since. |
How do I get my son to stop making music? | Convince him to revert to Islam. There are many interpretations of the Quran that forbid music.
| To revert to Islam, convince him, you must. Many interpretations of the Quran that forbid music, there are. |
Jared Kushner said that he can’t commit to having the presidential election on 11/3. Is it possible to postpone the national election? | Didn’t know Jared Kushner could make that decision? Lame question
| Didn’t know Jared Kushner could make that decision, I did. Lame question, it is. |
What do I do when a USPS package says “Attempted Delivery- item being held, addressee being notified” but no slip has been left? | Contact the local post office and speak with the supervisor.
| Contact the local post office, and speak with the supervisor, you must. |
What is the best Indian live chat apps? | For those that are finding a ideal solution to incorporate live chat to your site, you should check this infographic:
| To incorporate live chat to your site, check this infographic, for those that are finding an ideal solution. |
How can I transfer ownership? | Hello Dear,
If you know the EPP code then it is very easy to you to transfer the domain names.
| To transfer the domain names, very easy it is to you, if you know the EPP code, hello dear. |
Why is the book "I Alone Can Fix It" by Pulitzer Prize-winning Washington Post reporters Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker so controversial? | It’s only controversial because the right doesn’t want the truth. Only the mythology of Trunt is acceptable.
| Only controversial because the right doesn’t want the truth, it is. Only the mythology of Trunt, acceptable, it is. |
If an atheist doesn't believe in God, do they also not believe in Satan? | Why would they believe in either one? Sorta wouldn’t make much sense, now would it?
| Believe in either one, why would they? Make much sense, now wouldn't, sorta, it wouldn't. |
What are the best color of loafers to buy that go with almost everything (jeans, chinos)? | Mud Brown or Tanned green(dont forget to have ankle less socks if you have sweat odor issues )
| Mud Brown or Tanned green, choose. Ankle less socks, if sweat odor issues you have. |
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