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{
"role": "user",
"content": "Which movie Anonymous? I have exam tomorrow…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Anonymous is doing like ..."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "If you see what that BCE department did to us today"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Okayyyyy, you are one of the people that wrote the test? By 2 bah? I heard that, that test was not…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "15 minutes test. The test, the test was very cheap but the problem is…, we did not…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Petroleum micro-biology that is like the stage of life. Then, our final years already have exam to write today and most of them are carrying 353 over."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Over?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "No, no, no. this one is… this thing is errrm BIOCHEM. I pity them today…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "It’s not easy"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Carry over is always frustrating"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "’m telling you"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "who has earpiece, hmm?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I no get earpiece"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Is it comedy or movie? Eh, Anonymous? Movie"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "E/E She said she is not black"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "It look as if somebody telling you I’m not from Nigeria but I’m from ah, but I’m from Enugu"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Je-sus. See this goat!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I don’t know ooo"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Ding-Dong, that sounds more like a bell"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Citizen"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "... I don’t even know but her name is Anonymous or like… hmm. when in An, America as heaven…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "They don’t want to accept that they are black"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "She wants to… to the…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Different colour… Nicky Minaj is black, Rihanna is black, errrrrrm, Beyounce is black, Kenya West is black; Is obvious he’s black"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "They are… they are Dominican,..."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Hmm, ... girl"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "The day we’ll eh, I just, the day we will beat you in this room is coming?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I wasn’t talking to Anonymous. She and all of you"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Old mama. Idiot!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "As in eh…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Why not just go under your bed"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You don’t need to go to the market to buy sniper, your neighbor is selling it; chilled one"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "As in… naw"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "just stay with Anonymous for one, one hour, you will snipe yourself to death."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "So how family naw?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "…ENG 40… 40…ENG 40… 401 test"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Test abi assignment"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "How do we do it? That’s the question. How do you think we should do it?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "In fact I wasn’t in class. But if we should sit and discuss it together"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Yes, one grammatical unit… and then you use it to explain the form and function"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I think I would have to go with clause"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I don’t really know"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "No naw; most people would actually go for sentence. But I don’t know why. What’s your own opinion?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Yes…yes… yes…na the thing"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Na the thing be that abi?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "No, I wasn’t."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Where you go?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You no tell me, why you dey still do like this"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "So now that I am saying it will I still see you"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You are not ready at all, not even once in a while. Now wey you... this people na him be the opportunity. If they come commot… If na sacrifice, sacrifice am now, later you go enjoy the sacrifice. If you don graduate na him you go come back come dey take…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "No, I don’t want to leave it to that extent. I wanted to leave it to maybe sometime later."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "That time wey we dey talk e be like say you get passion, you get interest"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "No I have interest, they say make I go meet the woman the thing come…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You tell am?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "yes"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Ah, you no carry letter go"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I told him that… you know that you told me I shouldn’t …You don’t know the policy . The fact that he put you there doesn’t mean that…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "That woman na… Which one? She fair. She’s fair like..., she fair very well. No wahala, no wahala, just meet her. She fit integrate you to that every Friday; me self I no know say she dey …For me na TV dey my mind."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Where is the direction of the light?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "How will I be a photographer? Is that my passion? That’s your passion."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I have passion for…I want to become a sales counselor."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "How is it forbiden?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I vex it Guy, you see your team dey … You’ve been taking ... You use to take cocaine?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Taking what?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "This thing naw"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "The photos no good…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "How much you sell am"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Update your App."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Omo mi o ni data"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Gon!"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Na wetin I subscribe last week… last two weeks’ Friday abi \tSaturday. Na kini remain 400 and something MB. I don’t know if they’re doing yahoo yahoo"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You, you no dey take cocaine?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I reject it!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Anonymous, how far? Is the man still in class?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I’m having headache"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I’m going to the car park."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Guy, how far that FSC 115 class?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na that mechanics and ..I enjoy… the remaining one I just dey… the man just dey talk nonsense for class. The man no give us better topic naw…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I think it’s because you were not sitting in the front. You are a back bencher. Everybody knows you. See all of us, frontbenchers, we were in the front. I was enjoying the class. I was playing with the pit-stuff. You can imagine."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I trust you; you are a scholar; I trust you; you be scholar"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I’m not a scholar. You’re the new guru here naw what are you saying? Are you not the one?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "P/P I dey"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "How’s school naw?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Shey Arsenal versus Chelsea."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Yes, so wetin be for the match naw?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Anonymous, when we have the likes of Anonymous, We go beat una jare!"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Guy, just calm down let me burst your bubby"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Guy, no dey talk nonsense jare. how many goals na im una get. How many goals?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "But … has the highest number of … goals, What are you saying?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Guy, you dey talk nonsense. Shebi they go finish match today. you go watch am."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "just watch naw, Anonymous will get injured in the field."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Guy, who laughs last laughs best; shut the fuck up!"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Guy, wetin come happen to that medical guy naw, wey die for convocation? I think say na cultist kill am?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I just heard it yesterday on Anonymous’s blog that the medical student was murdered immediately after the convocation."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I swear! Like I tell one guy like that; im be like my brother. Im tell me say the guy on his way home , like those guys just double cross am, from no where oo, with all those stuff, like gun… they just kill am. I think they talk say the boy carry first class or wetin, I no know but the thing wey pain me pass be say the guy – after convocation – they no even kill am before convocation, nothing, nothing. The day wey e carry the the this thing go home they just go kill am. I swear down!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Wow!very unfair!"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Anyways sha, guys later."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Orumba boy, I’m proud of you…Remi never come back?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "E get one particular girl wey dey write note for our class. I come collect the five compulsory courses; come turn am to PDF. I tell dem say the girl collect 2K for my hand before she go give me note. They wan make e come give dem for group chat free"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Something wey you don buy from her;"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "She say make I no give anybody"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Even if she say make we pay abi?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Charge the girl! And funny thing be say, what the girl simple means is this: What do you want? Sorry Anonymous,… Okay Attitude! That’s what she wants! But him dey think say say dey girl wan ask am for money; na why I dey laugh."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Owner of the book wey you don buy?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "It does not mean... Forget say I pay am abi a no pay am. See, I wanted to send it to the group chat immediately I finished, but the girl beg me that I should not send it to the group chat. Me I know what the girl wants to do do. Emi mokon to fe se (I do know what she’s up to.) What’s doing the girl me I know it. She feels that if I send it to the group chat the credit will not be to her again but it will be to me because most time when I send that thing to the group chat credit is always coming to me. So she does not like that kind of thing. So she now wants the credit to go to her. And me I don’t care. I f you like make credit go to you make bonanza go to you dat one no concern me"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "So which kind credit she come dey get?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "That’s her problem! I don send am to two people now.They paid 1k"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Anonymous get the note. E come dey talk all the best for the group. im pay the girl abi wetin? im pay the girl?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Before nko!Shey we go on talk say we get am for group chat… you know see sey na me and him dey do call-and-response for group chat. Na wetin I wan talk now self be dat say Monday Igo go meet the girl how much people don pay her. At least if people don pay her like 5k, mo send this ting enter group chat. But mofekoteralorun weekiyi (But I want her to please herself this week.) Then I go meet am sey Babe e no suppose be like this; make I send am to the group chat, make everybody use. Shey past questions anybody tell me before I send am? No be me go look for am to snap am send am? And na me even tell una sey de PDF don dey! Monday I go follow her talk say make I send am…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Semantics naw, you say which one, how many semantics we dey do?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I get materials"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You wey somebody go dey follow you chat for whatapp, you no go reply. That’s why I just stopped to dey send you message .So wetin dey do dis scholar self"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Ehnnnnn!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You no dey reply someone o. Shey no bi your number be this. Shey you go help me send am; e no much abi? How far you get anyone for those literature courses?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Materials dey, I gas search"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Which other one you get?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Dilemma of a Ghost"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na dey book wey she give fro class be this; you no see dey front ni? Na whatsapp I send you"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Na here the thing go dey"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na small thing naw"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Na small thing naw"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na one thing make me dey reason ; this I Phone be that. I no fit just easily collect things like that!"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "E help wa the three of you"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Baba came to class today. We had class and we had test today."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Then he first of all started to whine us."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "This part ehn… E fit come out in the…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "In his office?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I was online when you sent it?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "No, but I’m sure you came online before then"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Three hours test I swear I never sleep."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I don’t have classes on Monday."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "But then I can’t crash in Jaja they won’t allow me; and I would have I should do it on Friday, then crash in Jaja…"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "What about Anonymous’s place"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "And that’s true. I will come and do it on Friday; Friday evening"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I came because of this bastard"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You can get his number and call him"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "But then his shop is closed"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Guy, stop saying that thing; I don’t like it."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "E dey give you hot hot; hot hot for night. You go dey… you go dey… Why you dey… why you dey… see your husband self don dey blush. Mr. Anonymous!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Ah, God, sometimes I wonder like: Is your brain in your anus?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Are you mad? Shey you no like am ni? Guy, you like am; you like it hot hot"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I don’t know what to say again. I don’t know what kind of rubbish you are saying"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Abegiiiiiii! Useless man!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Your opinion is smelling"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Shey you dey mad ni? You dey mad?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Guy check group chat; have you seen the assignment?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Guy I never see the assignment!"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You will forfeit ten marks if you don’t do the assignment. They should come and carry me naw. All the best."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Guy I just do one assignment"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "MSA never do anything for me since I don gain admission. You see; they are already shouting on the group chat that they cannot pay two hundred naira for lamination. Lamination for hundred naira."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Omo guy A gas do that stuff today"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "How your side naw"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Omo, I dey: This one wey you just dey sleep since morning."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na im … weak all this while"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "That means you must have been reading so much. You did overnight yesterday?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "How are your days going?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Omo, my days have been going well. I just came here to check up on you"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na so we see am o, guy"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Abeg no go kill yourself because of exams"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na God sabi am but we gas put our own effort"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Anonymous, why are you so slow like this. Are you not supposed to be like done?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I no cook your own oo"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Shey you dey cook for the whole of Nigeria"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Why I go cook your own? Wetin you do for me?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "When I dey commot for this morning guy, what did I tell you?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "That’s how it is. It was not even enough for me talkless of you"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Guy so it’s like that. Don’t worry; I know what to do.We will start keeping things to ourselves. I will not even talk to you"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Guy, understand this thing I told you it was not enough for me"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I said you should cook for me. You could have just told me there was no money"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Anonymous how far naw? How you dey?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "dey alright , how far naw?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "E be like say I get some materials. And you, you no dey too read."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Omo a go just bury myself for the material"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Ah ah! why I no go remember; you be my guy naw, wey we don dey since year one"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "No wahala, sha send me the material"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Omo guy I just dey try log my portal since; e no dey go. I no understand whether na network, abi everything just dey.."
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "You should have generated your docket naw… I hope it’s not too late"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Submitting tomorrow"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Okay submitting the dockets tomorrow."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I get paper monday self"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Eh hee, which paper be that?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Wetin person go do?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I hope you’ve been preparing."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Me I no fall (I’m not afraid.)"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "You no fall. You sure sey you don dey read abi?"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Thanks, bro"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "You’re welcome."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Come, come, mo go talk"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "We no dey talk anyting."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "I went to give blessing her laptop. So you no hear wetin I talk?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Hear wetin? What did you tell me? wetin you tell me for… You no tell me you were coming before Anonymous"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Even me self don tire"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Life has become so busy that she doesn’t have time for us anymore. Scattered emotions. Wetin this one dey talk naw."
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "On your account?"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "I don’t even know how to explain…"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "Na presentation. They dey try do presentation"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Im dey try do no be sey e dey do am"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "You know sey my phone the usb dey different"
}
] |
[
{
"role": "user",
"content": "Education na TP dey go do"
},
{
"role": "assistant",
"content": "This one na like mini practice – a preamble to"
}
] |
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