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acabo de sobrevivir 20 minutos stocked en un elevator. | I just survived 20 minutes stuck in an elevator. |
"dijiste 7 como que ""en ese voice note paola. tienes que parar""" | You said 7 like "in that voice note Paola . You have to stop" |
la historia del group message a diario | The daily group message story |
vine a mi training de intern y aquí hay una en nikes.... el chiste se cuenta solo | I came to my intern training and there's one in Nikes ... the joke tells itself . |
y abrió h&m en mall of sj. eso es lo que importa. las filas estaban larguisimas. nadie se preocupó por la isla. | And H&M opened in the mall of SJ . That's what matters . The lines were super long . No one cared about the island . |
<user> pero creo que lo borre not sure jajajaja | <user> but I think I deleted it not sure lol |
<user> ahhh es que yo no veo got pero megan es mi girl cruush jajajaj | <user> ahhh i don't watch got but megan is my girl cruush haha |
y recalco la palabra niño porque la realidad es que el que quiere contigo se deja de pendejases y te habla. and that my ladies, is a man. | and I emphasize the word kid because the truth is , the one who really wants to be with you stops being an idiot and talks to you . And that my ladies , is a man . |
ir al prom is not all that is made up to be. nunca fue la mejor noche de mi vida. tanto hype for nothing. | Going to the prom isn't all it's made up to be . It wasn't the best night of my life . So much hype for nothing . |
<user> yo me levanté a las 12 makes sense que este active | <user> I woke up at 12 so of course I'm active now. |
para hacer todo lo que quiero necesito un full time job | to do all the things i want i need a full-time job |
<user> termina clases ya y vamonos de make up shopping thanks | <user> classes are over already let's go make up shopping thanks |
<user> no trates at all. los sitcoms americanos son muy mierda. | <user> don't even try . American sitcoms are so shitty . |
<user> yo no mano i need my bed | <user> I need my bed, bro. |
si lo pienso mucho, me molesto all over again | If I think about it too much , I get upset all over again . |
antes de darle share a algo en facebook, por favor chequea que sea un valid source. gracias. | Before you share something on Facebook , please check that it's a valid source . Thanks . |
<user> ve mañana for the last time | <user> go tomorrow for the last time |
sigo recalcando que life of pablo es una obra maestra | I still maintain that Life of Pablo is a masterpiece. |
<user> <user> <user> fue un team effort | <user> <user> <user> it was a team effort |
si le da like a sus fotos: gate | If you give her photos a like : gate |
a la verdad que el verano despues de freshmen year yo estaba obesa | Truth be told , after freshmen year summer I was obese . |
volveria a freshman year tan cabron. omg best year. | I would go back to freshman year in a heartbeat . omg best year ever . |
lorraine fue a los office hours de su profesor estaba durmiendo en su oficina. goaaaaaaals. algo que yo haría si fuera profesora | Lorraine went to her professor's office hours . She was sleeping in his office . Goaaaaaaals . Something I would do if I were a professor . |
acabo de comprar tres pares de zapatos online. online shopping is a real addiction. | I just bought three pairs of shoes online. Online shopping is a real addiction, no cap. |
recomendación de vida: oigan real friends de kanye west y reflexionen sobre las personas que lo rodean. | Life recommendation: listen to Real Friends by Kanye West and reflect on the people around you. |
no supero the life of pablo. que album más cabrón. | I can't get over The Life of Pablo . That album is badass . |
hace una semana estaba tirada en una playa y ahora estoy en clase stressing the fuck out. | I was lying on a beach a week ago and now I'm in class freaking out . |
creo que lo que i'm most looking forward too is sleeping during spring break | I think what I'm most looking forward to is sleeping during reading semana Santa . |
when you're so deep in memorial que no sabes ni como salir <user> | when you're so deep in memorial you don't even know how to get out <user> |
soy una papa. no he querido hacer nada de la uni en todo el wiken. | I am a potato. I haven't wanted to do anything uni related all weekend. |
ok me he ido en como 10 twitter rants en el dia de hoy | I've gone on like 10 twitter rants today. |
piensenlo... legit hay gente que supports donald trump | Think about it ... there are people who seriously support Donald Trump. |
yo necesito ser jlo she's perf | I need to be JLo. She's perfect. |
llevo 20 mins tratando de leer una pagina. i give up. | I've been trying to read one page for twenty minutes . Give up ! |
<user> pa que le pague las deudas y que he invest 1 billion on kanye west ideas | <user> so that he can pay off his debts and i've invested 1 billion on kanye west's ideas |
<user> deja que venga national marquette day | <user> let national marquette day come |
<user> hiii its late pero te amo mucho ️ | <user> hiii it's late but I love you so much |
que bueno que voy a la uni a ponerme sweaters. así cubro la gordura de navidad. | Glad I'm going to uni to wear sweaters . That way I can hide the Christmas fat . |
<user> vamos a darle skip a winter en wisconsin | <user> let's skip winter in wisconsin |
regalito de mi novio straight from dubai | Gift from my boyfriend straight from Dubai |
tu color de uñas me recuerda al empaque de space gang. esta como intergalactico - paco | Paco said that your nail colour reminds him of the Space Gang packaging . It's kinda interstellar . |
lo unico que puedo decir de este semestre es que despues de mi clase de comparative politics, creo en las dictaduras. | The only thing I can say about this semester is that after my comparative politics class , I believe in dictatorships . |
el group message con mis amigas es un peligro. estas mujeres no me dejan estudiar. me rio demasiado. | The group message with my friends is dangerous. These women don't let me study. I laugh too hard. |
<user> chekea el tweet que puso que le dio quote tweet al mio | <user> check out the tweet he quoted mine with |
yo tengo muffin top? - paco | Do I have a muffin top? - Paco |
jajajaja lol lol mañana va nevarr | hahaha lol lol it's gonna snow tomorrow |
"la frase ""what's good?"" me da tanta risaaaaaaaa" | The phrase "what's good?" cracks me up so much! |
yo: me he estado levantando temprano esta semana. gigi: paola, it's only been two days | yo: I've been waking up early this week . gigi: Paola , it's only been two days . |
all of a sudden estoy adicta a ir al gym like whaaaaaat | All of a sudden I'm addicted to going to the gym like whaaaaaat |
<user> bitch, i go to school in wisconsin. waiiiiit for it, deja que empieze el invierno :-) | <user> bitch , I go to school in Wisconsin . Just wait for winter to start :-) |
how to get away with murder está cabrón | "How to Get Away with Murder is badass" |
jajajajajajajajaj en esta clase todo el mundo esta online shopping | hahahahaha in this class everyone's doing some online shopping |
un buen año a mi y a mis mejores amigas se nos ocurrió de vestirnos de britoleras para twin day. ¿que carajos estabamos pensando? | One year me and my best friends had the bright idea to dress up as Brittoleras for Twin Day . What the heck were we thinking ? |
idea más estupida que he oido en pal de tiempo: cortarle los funds a planned parenthood. | The stupidest idea I've heard in a long time: cutting funds to Planned Parenthood. |
que carajos porque la gente camina a todos sitios? im not about to walk my ass 7 blocks | What the heck , why does everyone walk everywhere ? I'm not about to walk my ass seven freaking blocks . |
me encojona cuando la gente no acepta que hace frio. bitch, this is milwaukee. | It annoys me when people refuse to accept that it's cold . Bitch , this is Milwaukee . |
porque cuando vengo a clase oigo a la gente hablando y me deprimo. they have their shit together. i don't. | Because when I come to class , I hear people talking and it makes me feel depressed . They have their stuff together , I don't . |
only because i'm the luckiest girl in the world. i love you boyfriend, best friend and partner for life ️ ️ ️ te amo | Only because I'm the luckiest girl in the world . I love you boyfriend , soulmate and life partner ️ ️ ️ ay te quiero mucho . |
este tipo no tiene remedio. no entiendo cual es la necesidad. he's just a genuinely bad person. | This guy is beyond help . I don't get what his problem is . He's just a genuinely bad person . |
miren en verdad yo solo uso twitter para reirme de las cosas q ustedes escriben, darle screenshot y enviarlo en group messages de mis amigos | Look , I really only use Twitter to laugh at the things you guys write , take screenshots and send them in my friends' group messages . |
soy fiel creyente de que marshalls debería tener un online store | I'm a firm believer that Marshalls should have an online store. |
<user> son un chorro de rednecks locos, fanaticos de la religion, closed minded. lo mas seguro ella tambien era una redneck | <user> They're a bunch of crazy rednecks , religious fanatics , close-minded people . She was probably a redneck too . |
<user> ven visitame! im lonely | <user> Come visit me! I'm lonely. |
no more tequila tuesday for me | no more shots of tequila for me on Tuesdays |
plus side de empezar las clases... no tengo que hacerme desayuno | On the plus side of starting classes ... I don't have to make breakfast . |
<user> de quien pendeja? i was just with you? | <user> whose dumb bitch ? i was just with you ? |
<user>: <user> me tooooo!! -2 meses :'( llevo 5 meses sin verte!!! que puñeta?! | <user>: <user> me tooooo!! - 2 months :'( i've seen you in 5 months !!! what the fuck?! |
usar o no usar el neck brace... | to wear or not to wear the neck brace ... |
ayer estaba 58 ° hoy a 76 °... laundry bill sigue subiendo | Yesterday it was 58° and today it's 76° ... the laundry bill keeps going up! |
<user> ella es mi girl crushhh! | <user> She's my girl crushhh! |
ya entiendo porque la gente mezcla todo con energy drinks | I now understand why people mix everything with energy drinks |
dos sweaters, medias, botas, mahones, scarf y todavia tengo frio... | two sweaters , socks , boots , jeans , scarf and I'm still cold ... |
<user> es un buffet de chuck bass basicamente y mas si te vas a wall street | <user> It's basically a Chuck Bass buffet , and even more so if you head to Wall Street . |
<user>: <user> y yoo "" pleaseee skype with me:'( i haven't seen you since prom" | <user>: <user> and I "pleaseee come online on Skype! I haven't seen you since the prom." |
voy a tomar audio de mi clase de math para esas noches que tengo insomnio, escucho la clase y boom deep sleep | I'm gonna take audio recordings of my math class for those insomnia nights , I listen to the lectures and boom deep sleep |
si todas mis noches son como la de ayer... i ain't leaving | If all my nights are like the one from yesterday... I'm not going to leave |
hoy se mudan mis roommates... despingue de familia en el suit | Today my roommates are moving out ... goodbye family in the suite . |
hoy me toca el ice bath... | Today I have to do the ice bath ... |
"pongo musica y lo primera cancion que sale es ""stay"" :'( fuckeerrrssss" | "I put music on and the first song that comes up is 'stay' :'( fuckersssss" |
<user>: <user> respect nuestros fisicos son mierdas arlado de esto.. puñetaaa i'm dying | <user>: <user> respect our bodies are shit compared to these .. puñetaaa i'm dying |
highway todo es highway | It's all highways. |
creo que me exajere con tanta ropa... its just a hunch | I think I overdid it with so much clothing... just a hunch |
me sigo moldiendo los cachetes.... fatness level summer | I still keep pinching my cheeks . Fatness level : summer |
no se que es peor despedidas en persona que me dan ganas de llorar o morning text despidiendose y lloro porque me pongo ñoñi muy temprano | I don't know what's worse , in-person farewells that make me want to cry or morning text messages saying goodbye and I cry because I get all mushy too early . |
<user>: when she's moody, grab her booty te rompo la mano full... | <user>: when she's moody , grab her ass and I'll break your hand hard ... |
new momma... la mia esta ahi:)) | New momma ... La mía está ahí :)) |
<user> vi el text y llore:'( don't gooooo | <user> i saw the text and cried:'( don't gooooo |
<user> me rendi voy a dejar que mama lo haga... too much clothes | <user> I gave up , I'm gonna let mom do it ... too many clothes |
maletas nuevas... fancy shit | New suitcases ... fancy stuff |
unico downside de ir en road trips es que se te duermen las nalgas | The only downside of going on road trips is that your butt goes numb. |
<user> jajajajajes una rar jajaja jodiendo that's her job hun! me pregunto que te preguntara ¿como te fue?... estas viva? | <user> haha that's a rare one haha joking around is her job honey! i wonder what she'll ask you "how was your day?" are you alive? |
<user> con el coconut hair do!! jajajaja | <user> with the coconut hair do!! haha |
<user> cleaning party.. ven y ayudame a recoger:) | <user> cleaning party.. come and help me pick up:) |
one man show.... me muero:') | one man show ... I'm dying:') |
<user> no me va pasar eso she is well trained... y sorry my friend your dog is a dochbag jajaj | <user> that's not gonna happen to me , she's well trained ... and sorry my friend your dog is a dickhead jajaj |
"text de mama: ""hoy vengo con cajas a casa... you ready?"" shit just got real" | "Mom's text: 'I'm coming home with suitcases tonight... Are you ready?' Oh shit, it's happening." |
"acordandome de ayer... apperantly ""we love the deck"" <user> jaajaj" | Remembering yesterday ... apparently "we love the deck" <user> jaajaj |
no quiero empezar el packing my shit process... | I don't want to start the process of packing my stuff... |
screams, grunting, bruzing, scratches... hoy jugando manoplaso | Screams , grunting , bruising , scratches ... today playing slapjack . |
ya pareces de otra raza summer goal completed! | You look like a different race now! Summer goal completed! |
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