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acabo de sobrevivir 20 minutos stocked en un elevator.
I just survived 20 minutes stuck in an elevator.
"dijiste 7 como que ""en ese voice note paola. tienes que parar"""
You said 7 like "in that voice note Paola . You have to stop"
la historia del group message a diario
The daily group message story
vine a mi training de intern y aquí hay una en nikes.... el chiste se cuenta solo
I came to my intern training and there's one in Nikes ... the joke tells itself .
y abrió h&m en mall of sj. eso es lo que importa. las filas estaban larguisimas. nadie se preocupó por la isla.
And H&M opened in the mall of SJ . That's what matters . The lines were super long . No one cared about the island .
<user> pero creo que lo borre not sure jajajaja
<user> but I think I deleted it not sure lol
<user> ahhh es que yo no veo got pero megan es mi girl cruush jajajaj
<user> ahhh i don't watch got but megan is my girl cruush haha
y recalco la palabra niño porque la realidad es que el que quiere contigo se deja de pendejases y te habla. and that my ladies, is a man.
and I emphasize the word kid because the truth is , the one who really wants to be with you stops being an idiot and talks to you . And that my ladies , is a man .
ir al prom is not all that is made up to be. nunca fue la mejor noche de mi vida. tanto hype for nothing.
Going to the prom isn't all it's made up to be . It wasn't the best night of my life . So much hype for nothing .
<user> yo me levanté a las 12 makes sense que este active
<user> I woke up at 12 so of course I'm active now.
para hacer todo lo que quiero necesito un full time job
to do all the things i want i need a full-time job
<user> termina clases ya y vamonos de make up shopping thanks
<user> classes are over already let's go make up shopping thanks
<user> no trates at all. los sitcoms americanos son muy mierda.
<user> don't even try . American sitcoms are so shitty .
<user> yo no mano i need my bed
<user> I need my bed, bro.
si lo pienso mucho, me molesto all over again
If I think about it too much , I get upset all over again .
antes de darle share a algo en facebook, por favor chequea que sea un valid source. gracias.
Before you share something on Facebook , please check that it's a valid source . Thanks .
<user> ve mañana for the last time
<user> go tomorrow for the last time
sigo recalcando que life of pablo es una obra maestra
I still maintain that Life of Pablo is a masterpiece.
<user> <user> <user> fue un team effort
<user> <user> <user> it was a team effort
si le da like a sus fotos: gate
If you give her photos a like : gate
a la verdad que el verano despues de freshmen year yo estaba obesa
Truth be told , after freshmen year summer I was obese .
volveria a freshman year tan cabron. omg best year.
I would go back to freshman year in a heartbeat . omg best year ever .
lorraine fue a los office hours de su profesor estaba durmiendo en su oficina. goaaaaaaals. algo que yo haría si fuera profesora
Lorraine went to her professor's office hours . She was sleeping in his office . Goaaaaaaals . Something I would do if I were a professor .
acabo de comprar tres pares de zapatos online. online shopping is a real addiction.
I just bought three pairs of shoes online. Online shopping is a real addiction, no cap.
recomendación de vida: oigan real friends de kanye west y reflexionen sobre las personas que lo rodean.
Life recommendation: listen to Real Friends by Kanye West and reflect on the people around you.
no supero the life of pablo. que album más cabrón.
I can't get over The Life of Pablo . That album is badass .
hace una semana estaba tirada en una playa y ahora estoy en clase stressing the fuck out.
I was lying on a beach a week ago and now I'm in class freaking out .
creo que lo que i'm most looking forward too is sleeping during spring break
I think what I'm most looking forward to is sleeping during reading semana Santa .
when you're so deep in memorial que no sabes ni como salir <user>
when you're so deep in memorial you don't even know how to get out <user>
soy una papa. no he querido hacer nada de la uni en todo el wiken.
I am a potato. I haven't wanted to do anything uni related all weekend.
ok me he ido en como 10 twitter rants en el dia de hoy
I've gone on like 10 twitter rants today.
piensenlo... legit hay gente que supports donald trump
Think about it ... there are people who seriously support Donald Trump.
yo necesito ser jlo she's perf
I need to be JLo. She's perfect.
llevo 20 mins tratando de leer una pagina. i give up.
I've been trying to read one page for twenty minutes . Give up !
<user> pa que le pague las deudas y que he invest 1 billion on kanye west ideas
<user> so that he can pay off his debts and i've invested 1 billion on kanye west's ideas
<user> deja que venga national marquette day
<user> let national marquette day come
<user> hiii its late pero te amo mucho ️
<user> hiii it's late but I love you so much
que bueno que voy a la uni a ponerme sweaters. así cubro la gordura de navidad.
Glad I'm going to uni to wear sweaters . That way I can hide the Christmas fat .
<user> vamos a darle skip a winter en wisconsin
<user> let's skip winter in wisconsin
regalito de mi novio straight from dubai
Gift from my boyfriend straight from Dubai
tu color de uñas me recuerda al empaque de space gang. esta como intergalactico - paco
Paco said that your nail colour reminds him of the Space Gang packaging . It's kinda interstellar .
lo unico que puedo decir de este semestre es que despues de mi clase de comparative politics, creo en las dictaduras.
The only thing I can say about this semester is that after my comparative politics class , I believe in dictatorships .
el group message con mis amigas es un peligro. estas mujeres no me dejan estudiar. me rio demasiado.
The group message with my friends is dangerous. These women don't let me study. I laugh too hard.
<user> chekea el tweet que puso que le dio quote tweet al mio
<user> check out the tweet he quoted mine with
yo tengo muffin top? - paco
Do I have a muffin top? - Paco
jajajaja lol lol mañana va nevarr
hahaha lol lol it's gonna snow tomorrow
"la frase ""what's good?"" me da tanta risaaaaaaaa"
The phrase "what's good?" cracks me up so much!
yo: me he estado levantando temprano esta semana. gigi: paola, it's only been two days
yo: I've been waking up early this week . gigi: Paola , it's only been two days .
all of a sudden estoy adicta a ir al gym like whaaaaaat
All of a sudden I'm addicted to going to the gym like whaaaaaat
<user> bitch, i go to school in wisconsin. waiiiiit for it, deja que empieze el invierno :-)
<user> bitch , I go to school in Wisconsin . Just wait for winter to start :-)
how to get away with murder está cabrón
"How to Get Away with Murder is badass"
jajajajajajajajaj en esta clase todo el mundo esta online shopping
hahahahaha in this class everyone's doing some online shopping
un buen año a mi y a mis mejores amigas se nos ocurrió de vestirnos de britoleras para twin day. ¿que carajos estabamos pensando?
One year me and my best friends had the bright idea to dress up as Brittoleras for Twin Day . What the heck were we thinking ?
idea más estupida que he oido en pal de tiempo: cortarle los funds a planned parenthood.
The stupidest idea I've heard in a long time: cutting funds to Planned Parenthood.
que carajos porque la gente camina a todos sitios? im not about to walk my ass 7 blocks
What the heck , why does everyone walk everywhere ? I'm not about to walk my ass seven freaking blocks .
me encojona cuando la gente no acepta que hace frio. bitch, this is milwaukee.
It annoys me when people refuse to accept that it's cold . Bitch , this is Milwaukee .
porque cuando vengo a clase oigo a la gente hablando y me deprimo. they have their shit together. i don't.
Because when I come to class , I hear people talking and it makes me feel depressed . They have their stuff together , I don't .
only because i'm the luckiest girl in the world. i love you boyfriend, best friend and partner for life ️ ️ ️ te amo
Only because I'm the luckiest girl in the world . I love you boyfriend , soulmate and life partner ️ ️ ️ ay te quiero mucho .
este tipo no tiene remedio. no entiendo cual es la necesidad. he's just a genuinely bad person.
This guy is beyond help . I don't get what his problem is . He's just a genuinely bad person .
miren en verdad yo solo uso twitter para reirme de las cosas q ustedes escriben, darle screenshot y enviarlo en group messages de mis amigos
Look , I really only use Twitter to laugh at the things you guys write , take screenshots and send them in my friends' group messages .
soy fiel creyente de que marshalls debería tener un online store
I'm a firm believer that Marshalls should have an online store.
<user> son un chorro de rednecks locos, fanaticos de la religion, closed minded. lo mas seguro ella tambien era una redneck
<user> They're a bunch of crazy rednecks , religious fanatics , close-minded people . She was probably a redneck too .
<user> ven visitame! im lonely
<user> Come visit me! I'm lonely.
no more tequila tuesday for me
no more shots of tequila for me on Tuesdays
plus side de empezar las clases... no tengo que hacerme desayuno
On the plus side of starting classes ... I don't have to make breakfast .
<user> de quien pendeja? i was just with you?
<user> whose dumb bitch ? i was just with you ?
<user>: <user> me tooooo!! -2 meses :'( llevo 5 meses sin verte!!! que puñeta?!
<user>: <user> me tooooo!! - 2 months :'( i've seen you in 5 months !!! what the fuck?!
usar o no usar el neck brace...
to wear or not to wear the neck brace ...
ayer estaba 58 ° hoy a 76 °... laundry bill sigue subiendo
Yesterday it was 58° and today it's 76° ... the laundry bill keeps going up!
<user> ella es mi girl crushhh!
<user> She's my girl crushhh!
ya entiendo porque la gente mezcla todo con energy drinks
I now understand why people mix everything with energy drinks
dos sweaters, medias, botas, mahones, scarf y todavia tengo frio...
two sweaters , socks , boots , jeans , scarf and I'm still cold ...
<user> es un buffet de chuck bass basicamente y mas si te vas a wall street
<user> It's basically a Chuck Bass buffet , and even more so if you head to Wall Street .
<user>: <user> y yoo "" pleaseee skype with me:'( i haven't seen you since prom"
<user>: <user> and I "pleaseee come online on Skype! I haven't seen you since the prom."
voy a tomar audio de mi clase de math para esas noches que tengo insomnio, escucho la clase y boom deep sleep
I'm gonna take audio recordings of my math class for those insomnia nights , I listen to the lectures and boom deep sleep
si todas mis noches son como la de ayer... i ain't leaving
If all my nights are like the one from yesterday... I'm not going to leave
hoy se mudan mis roommates... despingue de familia en el suit
Today my roommates are moving out ... goodbye family in the suite .
hoy me toca el ice bath...
Today I have to do the ice bath ...
"pongo musica y lo primera cancion que sale es ""stay"" :'( fuckeerrrssss"
"I put music on and the first song that comes up is 'stay' :'( fuckersssss"
<user>: <user> respect nuestros fisicos son mierdas arlado de esto.. puñetaaa i'm dying
<user>: <user> respect our bodies are shit compared to these .. puñetaaa i'm dying
highway todo es highway
It's all highways.
creo que me exajere con tanta ropa... its just a hunch
I think I overdid it with so much clothing... just a hunch
me sigo moldiendo los cachetes.... fatness level summer
I still keep pinching my cheeks . Fatness level : summer
no se que es peor despedidas en persona que me dan ganas de llorar o morning text despidiendose y lloro porque me pongo ñoñi muy temprano
I don't know what's worse , in-person farewells that make me want to cry or morning text messages saying goodbye and I cry because I get all mushy too early .
<user>: when she's moody, grab her booty te rompo la mano full...
<user>: when she's moody , grab her ass and I'll break your hand hard ...
new momma... la mia esta ahi:))
New momma ... La mía está ahí :))
<user> vi el text y llore:'( don't gooooo
<user> i saw the text and cried:'( don't gooooo
<user> me rendi voy a dejar que mama lo haga... too much clothes
<user> I gave up , I'm gonna let mom do it ... too many clothes
maletas nuevas... fancy shit
New suitcases ... fancy stuff
unico downside de ir en road trips es que se te duermen las nalgas
The only downside of going on road trips is that your butt goes numb.
<user> jajajajajes una rar jajaja jodiendo that's her job hun! me pregunto que te preguntara ¿como te fue?... estas viva?
<user> haha that's a rare one haha joking around is her job honey! i wonder what she'll ask you "how was your day?" are you alive?
<user> con el coconut hair do!! jajajaja
<user> with the coconut hair do!! haha
<user> cleaning party.. ven y ayudame a recoger:)
<user> cleaning party.. come and help me pick up:)
one man show.... me muero:')
one man show ... I'm dying:')
<user> no me va pasar eso she is well trained... y sorry my friend your dog is a dochbag jajaj
<user> that's not gonna happen to me , she's well trained ... and sorry my friend your dog is a dickhead jajaj
"text de mama: ""hoy vengo con cajas a casa... you ready?"" shit just got real"
"Mom's text: 'I'm coming home with suitcases tonight... Are you ready?' Oh shit, it's happening."
"acordandome de ayer... apperantly ""we love the deck"" <user> jaajaj"
Remembering yesterday ... apparently "we love the deck" <user> jaajaj
no quiero empezar el packing my shit process...
I don't want to start the process of packing my stuff...
screams, grunting, bruzing, scratches... hoy jugando manoplaso
Screams , grunting , bruising , scratches ... today playing slapjack .
ya pareces de otra raza summer goal completed!
You look like a different race now! Summer goal completed!