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<user> jajaja once i start no puedo parar con ese show.. brain wash cabron | <user> jajaja once I start I can't stop with that show .. brain wash motherfucker |
<user> como va ir vestido feo? es un suit.. you cant go wrong | <user> How is he gonna be dressed like that ? It's a suit .. you can't go wrong . |
"<user> nena que importa probablemente es bi... who cares! y full le pregunto que me recita lo de ""im chuck bass""! me meo jajaja" | <user> Girl who cares if they're probably bi...! And I'll ask them to recite "I'm Chuck Bass" for me! LOL! |
<user> jajajajaja que me importa! criticamos los trabejes juntos jajaja va ser mi beffo gay | <user> hahahahaha who cares ! We'll critique the works together , it'll be my gay beffo . |
<user> f u c k y o u! | <user> Go fuck yourself! |
<user>: wrinkles necesito este puppy!:') | <user>: I need this puppy wrinkles :') |
<user>:“ <user>: booty had me liek ” <user> a que te recuerda?? jajajaja no puede ser! me meo! | <user>: "booty had me like" <user> what does that remind you of ?? jajajaja can't be ! peeing my pants ! |
muffin y que muffin top... more like the hole cake | "Muffin and that muffin top... it's more like the whole cake!" |
alguien que me acompañe al gym pls | Can someone please come with me to the gym? |
el verano está pasando tan rápido. slow the fuck down | The summer's passing by too quickly . Slow the fuck down . |
no vuelvo a coger sol con un one piece swimsuit. esto está puñetero | I will never go catch some sun with a one piece swimsuit on again . It's bloody annoying . |
último día comiendo fast food | Last day eating fast food. |
"estar cantando en tu cuarto y que una tipa paseando su perro alfrente de tu casa diga: ""¿qué es ese ruido?""... excuse you" | "to be singing in your room and a chick walking her dog in front of your house says: 'what's that noise?' ... excuse you" |
prom night mejor no pudo haber quedado | Prom night couldn't have gone better! |
feliz día de las madres a la luz de mis ojos love you mom | Happy Mother's Day to the light of my eyes . Love you mom . |
alan es tan brutally honest | Alan is so brutally honest. |
no veo la hora de graduarme y acabar high school | Can't wait to graduate and finish high school. |
pues nada empezando la semana con un near to death experience | Well , starting the week with a close call ! |
<user> por leyyy, piano o guitarra jajajaja pero too late for that | <user> by leyyy , guitar or piano jajajaja but too late for that |
mis senior pictures dan pena | my senior pictures are embarrassing |
<user> siempre a la orden jajajaja it was my pleasure | <user> always at your service hahaha it was my pleasure |
no ganarte el black label por un vaso en beerpong dolió | not winning the black label for a beerpong cup hurt |
mañana me voy a arrepentir de comer tanto cookie dough crudo | Tomorrow I'm going to regret eating so much raw cookie dough. |
bms the movie esta tan messed up | "The movie is so fucked up" |
ya estamos en febrero. holy fuck | We're already in February. Holy fuck. |
necesito un gym partner que se motive a cualquier hora | I need a gym buddy who's up for working out at any time. |
mi birthday week va a estar tan y tan cabron | my birthday week is gonna be so lit |
el tiempo pasa demasiado rápido, ya mañana empieza mi último semestre de high school | Time passes by too fast , tomorrow starts my last semester of high school . |
<user> overtime plus usaste 2 celebrities, pero te la doy, ganaste | <user> you used 2 celebrities , but I'll give it to you , you won . |
el cookie dough es lo mejor que hay | Cookie dough is the best thing ever. |
quiero que llegue el softball season | I want the softball season to come . |
necesito un personal trainer o alguien que me acompañe al gym todos los dias | I need a personal trainer or someone to accompany me to the gym every day. |
llego a casa a encontrarme a mami llorando viendo inside out | I get home and find mom crying watching Inside Out. |
quiero saber como van a pronunciar ese nombre en miss universe | I want to know how they're going to pronounce that name at Miss Universe. |
hoy cumple mi otra hermana, la que me prueba la paciencia diariamente love you tereee | Today's my other sister's birthday , the one who tests my patience everyday love you tereee . |
<user> estoy molesta contigo. quiero rematch en beer pong | <user> I'm mad at you . I want a rematch in beer pong . |
hell week me espera | Hell week awaits me |
"<user> <user> yo solo lei ""picture perfect"" y pense en la foto. callate" | "<user> <user> I only read 'picture perfect' and thought of the photo . Shut up" |
yo canto tan lindo que puedo hacer a andrea bocelli ver otra vez it runs in the family | I sing so beautifully that I can make Andrea Bocelli turn back and watch in awe . It runs in the family , you know . |
necesito un punching bag ahora mismo | I need a punching bag right now. |
<user> en verdad que si jajajajaja hoy es uno de sus good days | <user> it's really true haha today's one of his good days |
<user> ahora mismo es el match point de venus | <user> it's Venus' match point right now |
lo mejor que hice fue tirarme el morning walk por la playa | The best thing I did was take the morning walk on the beach |
mis malas decisiones han terminado better than expected | My bad decisions have ended better than expected. |
puesta pa'ver películas all day | put together to watch movies all day |
hasta le di follow a una cuenta de daily excercise a ver si de alguna manera me motivo | I even gave a follow to a daily exercise account to see if somehow I can get motivated. |
¿ya tienes prom date? jajajajajajaj seeeei | Do you already have a prom date ? hahahaha yeah right |
tratando de get over the fact que se ve cabronsísima en la primera foto | Trying to get over the fact that she looks bangin' in the first pic. |
sé que si cojo un nap me quedo pegá so better not | I know that if I take a nap I'll be stuck (or glued) so better not . |
me dio calambre en una pierna, sabroso, good morning | I got a charley horse in my leg, delicious, good morning |
tercera vez que me preguntan si mi sobrino es mi hijo, yes, sure | Third time someone asks me if my nephew is my son, hell yeah, he is! |
cuando lo cojan i'm gonna be so genuinely happy | When they catch him I'm gonna be so genuinely happy. |
tengo que terminar el squat challenge esta vez, viene, puñeta | I have to finish the squat challenge this time, dammit! |
yo me canso demasiau 'rápido de la gente, mano, i need to stop | I get tired too quickly of people, man, I need to stop |
mi cama está extra rica hoy, i don't know | My bed is extra cozy today, I don't know. |
esto de entregar los trabajos a última hora needs to stop | This habit of submitting assignments at the last minute needs to stop. |
¿estás dispuesta a babysit a mi hermana? vas pal speed dial, mamita | Are you willing to babysit my sister ? You're going straight to the speed dial , mama . |
por mi madre que to 'el mundo que conozco se enjevó, me cago en to' | For the love of my mother the whole world I know grew old , I shit on all of it ! |
el único cargador que tengo se me quedó en el trabajo, happy af | The only charger I have I left it at work, happy af. |
mano, sí, los sleepovers con los primos era dura, pero ya to's están viejos y enjevaos | "Mano, yeah, the sleepovers with cousins were tough, but you're all grown and old now ." |
no me conviene at all creerle | It doesn't benefit me at all to believe him/her. |
esos videos de my strange addiction me dejaron bruta bruta | those my strange addiction videos left me in shock shock |
vi un tweet que le quería dar rt y se me perdió, yey | I saw a tweet I wanted to retweet and it got lost, darn it. |
update en mi clumsiness: se me cayó el desayuno tratando de que no se virara el agua | Update on my clumsiness: I spilled my breakfast while trying to stop the water from spilling . |
hice un morning workout, pero esa rutina va a durar como 3 días na'más y cuida'o | I did a morning workout , but that routine's only gonna last three days tops and that's being careful . |
esta era la única movie de la que no quería saber el ending | This was the only movie I didn't want to know the ending to. |
la relación más fucked up, pero se veían hermosos juntos | The most fucked up relationship , but they looked gorgeous together . |
the fray y sus canciones perfectas, me cago en to ' | The Fray and their freaking perfect songs, fuck all of them! |
el cargador está demasiado lejos for my liking | The charger is too far away for my liking |
<user> happy birthdayyy, moni, disfruta cc | <user> happy birthdayyy, moni, enjoy to the fullest! |
bien cabrón, i get you | damn right , i get you |
mi rt, con lo clumsy que soy se lo tiraría encima sin querer | My RT, with how clumsy I am I would accidentally knock it over |
casi nunca estoy en plaza, pero cuando vengo hay un tapón cabrón por to'as partes, éxito total | I rarely go to the mall , but whenever I come , there's a huge traffic jam everywhere , total success . |
nos pudieron haber da'o el examen full de grammar o una mierda así, carajo | They could have given us the full grammar exam , damn it . |
me la explota el endiablamiento que tienen por el show, chill, guys | I couldn't care less about the fuss you guys are making about the show , calm down ! |
se joda, estudio mañana... o algún día after that | screw it , I'll study tomorrow ... or some day after that . |
llegué a dormir once again, aja, y ahora me joderé estudiando hasta las tantas, chulería | I went to sleep again, yeah , and now I'll be studying till god knows when . |
a dormir, oh, sí * burbujita's voice * | Time to sleep, oh yes * burbujita's voice * |
tengo como 4 risas diferentes, ninguna de ellas es cute tho | I have like 4 different laughs , none of them are cute though . |
"me tienes que decir qué vas a querer para navidad -mami ""money, money, chavos, dinerooooo, no quiero más naaaa"" -yo" | "you have to tell me what you're gonna want for Christmas -mum 'money, money, cash, dinerooooo, I don't want more naaaa' -me" |
cada vez que le dé like a algo voy a dejar el de'o pega'o | Every time I give something a like , I'm going to leave the de'o pega'o . |
<user> oh, wait, eran gays, pichaera | <user> oh , wait , they were gay , dickheads . |
doy gracias por haber podido matar el mosquito que llevaba jodiendo desde esta mañana, sorry, bro | I'm grateful I finally killed the mosquito that had been bugging me since this morning, sorry, bro. |
on second thought, ahora me jodí porque no voy a dormir en toda la noche | on second thought , now I'm fucked because I won't sleep at all tonight . |
quién puñeta es ese, the fuck | who the fuck is that |
<user> cuida'u que ya mismo le toman screenshot y empiezan el papelón | <user> watch out they'll take a screenshot and the embarrassment will begin |
sobra'os que son then | they're so full of themselves |
dormí toda la tarde, pero fue como si na ', so tired | I slept all afternoon , but it was like sleeping nothing , still so tired . |
le doy quote y borra el tweet, muchas gracias, sabe ' | I give them a quote and they delete the tweet , thank you very much , they know [they're] in the wrong . |
guys soñé con puppies | Guys, I dreamed about little puppies! |
y entonces todos los wannabe's pasarán a hablar de fútbol como si supieran. | And then all the wannabe's will start talking about football like they know shit . |
y cuando llegó al lobby, como quiera no abrió :-) so tuvimos que llamar al guardia. | And when she arrived at the lobby , she still didn't open :-) so we had to call the guard . |
<user> <user> tas loco. free food wins | <user> <user> you're crazy . free food wins |
<user> hahaha literal i feel you! yo paresco un elfo con las orejas gigantes, sin pollina y con el pelo para atrás | <user> hahaha literal I feel you! I look like an elf with huge ears , no bangs , and my hair pulled back . |
<user> hice uno inspirado en el tuyo y me quedó bien cabrón. you should check it out | <user> made one inspired by yours and it turned out badass . You should check it out . |
ese mini heart attack cuando el celular casi se te cae en la cara. | That mini heart attack when your phone almost falls on your face. |
<user> hahahaha ese flequito en mi cara what the fuck is that??? | <user> hahahaha that little fringe on my face what the heck is that??? |
escribí un tweet y luego me di cuenta que a nadie le importa so lo borré. deberías hacer lo mismo:) | I wrote a tweet and then I realized no one cares so I deleted it . You should do the same:) |
<user> this shit is psycho af. yo ahí mismo le pongo una orden de restricción | <user> this shit is psycho af. I'd put a restraining order on him right away . |
<user> yess. thank you baby!! igual a ti! sé que lo vas a matar | <user> yess . thank you baby !! same to you ! i know you'll slay it |
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