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When the movie begins, it's obvious just how old and sick the boys are. Although Oliver Hardy is enormous, it is Stanley that looks like death warmed over. Apparently, he was deathly ill during production and had obviously lost a lot of weight. Although he would eventually recover and live another decade and a half, he...
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When the movie begins, it's as if two groups are engaged in a game, and they have lost everything. They have lost everything they have ever had, in their lives. What it loses is what it has that is most precious.<br /><br />The movie is a game about hope. That one is more deserving than another. Of winning vs. losing. ...
When the movie begins, it's very realistic. There's something happening in Europe. I feel very safe in that. Then I want to scream, why are those people acting like that? (That's in the beginning of the movie, when the movie tries to seem more realistic.)<br /><br />The rest of the movie is far from realistic, sometime...
"Atoll K" aka "Utopia" is one of Hollywood's saddest swan songs. Filmed in France, "The Land That Loves Lewis (Jerry)" in 1950 and released the following year after a five-year layoff, the boys are in truly terrible shape physically. However, they aren't in nearly as bad a shape as the script.<br /><br />This movie is ...
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"Atoll K" aka "Utopia" is not among the "masterpieces" of Japanese cinema which has become rather popular in recent years; and a lot of its scenes are too weak for me. The movie starts from a point as simple as a children's story book and has many scenes that seem like fairy-tale settings--for good reason, it is from a...
"Atoll K" aka "Utopia" is one of the most visually gorgeous films ever made. Its black & white cinematography rivals (and exceeds) the best of the Italian Neo-Realists; its story and characters can stand alongside the best of the French New Wave; the beautiful and touching "romance" between the two lovers - and the tra...
First, let me start by saying that I am a Laurel and Hardy buff. I have read every book printed about them, and have seen all of their available films more than once. I even took a chance once, and called Stan on the telephone. He was very kind, and spoke with me for over ten minutes. I followed with a letter, and he w...
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First, let me start by expressing my disappointment in the fact that I had to write a comment on anything this horrendous. This film really just looks like 1990s porn to me. I can honestly say that it was the most over-rated film that I have ever seen. <br /><br />I do not know whether this was to be a satire or not, b...
First, let me start by saying that I have a respect for low budget movies and, even though I knew what I was in for when I started watching this movie, I was still not prepared. As soon as the "movie" started I had a feeling like I just took the elevator ride of hell as I stepped off the 1st floor and onto the 123rd. T...
I never want to see this movie again!<br /><br />Not only is it dreadfully bad, but I can't stand seeing my hero Stan Laurel looking so old and sick.<br /><br />Mostly I can't stand watching this terrible movie!<br /><br />Frankly, there is no reason to watch this awful film. The plot is just plain stupid. The actors t...
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I never want to see the movie the 1972 version of this show. This one is a real show now on TV. All actors have gotten better and this is the first show I've ever seen the real "Buck, Boss Hogg, D.C. (Pappy) Lewis, Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, Uncle Jesse, Enos, Missy, Cotton, Hoss, and Uncle Jesse's son Bo Duke." The or...
I never want to see any of her other movies. I'm always watching TV. I saw this last night and I was so disappointed, I turned it off. It was a complete waste of my time. I could have been sleeping in the hotel that night. The movie started off with a very cheesy looking woman on the phone. The voice was so bad, I gues...
I could almost wish this movie had not been made. Stan Laurel was dying, and it shows in his face, even more angular and gaunt than usual. A poor script, and inept supporting cast.
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I could almost wish this was a dream. Because it's beyond terrible, worse than that (don't even compare it to "Waterworld"). This movie tries to be hip (the opening scenes are obviously a spoof on "Tigerland," in which the music is a little too hip for the "hipness" to be funny). But even the spoof falls flat as no one...
I could almost wish this movie had never been made--to think that even a 25 million dollar budget movie like this one, starring Tom Hanks, could get greenlighted--I guess it says something about how desperate we writers are.<br /><br />What happened with this movie is that it had huge potential, and instead it was turn...
This is one of the worst films i've ever seen, don't watch it even if your life depends on it.<br /><br />This Laurel and Hardy film is when they inherit an island, become shipwrecked and are set to be hung. An incredibly boring film that is no where near funny.<br /><br />This was the last Laurel and Hardy film and wh...
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This is one of the worst movies i have ever watched, if this was made by a student who didn't know the first damn thing about film making i would say they were a very talented person, in this film it was as though someone didn't know what there were doing at all. i have a lot of respect for these people and their work ...
This is one of the best movies I've ever come across and it has been a personal favorite for over 20 years. The entire cast and crew have been the absolute best, working together with no drama and no ego. It is my pleasure to have seen this movie so many times because every time you see it, you see something new. I had...
"Riders of Destiny" was the first of several westerns Wayne made for the Lone Star arm of Monogram Pictures between 1933 and 1935. In this entry, the producers try to make the Duke into a singing cowboy called "Singin' Sandy Saunders with hilarious results. Any Wayne fan knows that the Duke couldn't have carried a tune...
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"Riders of Destiny" was the first animated show I ever saw. I first saw the opening sequence of that series and I was hooked. I watched the animated series until the mid-1990s, when the characters and shows went through a lot of changes. After a few years, I caught on to a few episodes of the newer animated series when...
"Riders of Destiny" was the worst movie I have ever seen! How can someone sit there and think that this pile of garbage is a movie? I can't help but ask the question "Who makes movies like 'Riders of Destiny'?". How could someone sit there and make something like this? How could someone sit there and make something thi...
Not the best of the Lone Star series, but it moves along quickly with good performances. <br /><br />Introduced as "Singin' Sandy" in the main title, John Wayne as a 'singing cowboy' isn't successful-- you never even see a front close-up of him while he's 'singing.' The actual singer is the director's son, Bill Bradley...
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Not the best of the Bette Davis movies, but still worth a look. This was the first pairing of the actress and director, but the results are still quite good and not overly melodramatic. Davis plays a young, widowed mother who is having financial trouble. She finds that as the mother to three children, she must provide ...
Not the best of the 60s versions of Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional creation, but nonetheless entertaining. The acting may not be top drawer, and there are plenty of mistakes here and there (for instance the police inspector and the coroner arrive at a crime scene in the middle of the day and no one notices). However, i...
I'm in a film class and i know that i don't know everything about film but truthfully this is one of the worst, stupidest, retarded and waste time, movies that i have ever seen and i saw NAPOLEAN DINAMITE. they are both equally terrible. Conrack is boring and nothing interesting even happens in the film its not really ...
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I'm in a film class at NYU and at this moment, I'm working on independent short films. As a result, I take all reviews very seriously, because I am going to have to write all the rest of my life to get work. And that is the one of the biggest problems I have with this movie and its reviews. These are the exact words th...
I'm in a film class right now and we were required to watch "Pulp Fiction" for a class project. <br /><br />It's almost like people have a problem when they really start taking apart a good film. The story isn't really all that great and while Tarantino and his film are good at taking the story as far as it can possibl...
I really enjoy this genre but The Cell was one of the worst movies I've ever been unfortunate enough to watch. While about 25 percent of my audience wandered in and out of the theater during the viewing (or left entirely) I was dumb enough to stick it out. The main problems with this story (there were too many to list ...
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I really enjoy this genre film in it's early years, so of course I had to watch an "Old House, Old House" film. This one is one of the more classic from the 20's. It has plenty of scares and some of the most bizarre camera angles used in any film made prior to the early 40's. I would easily compare this to "The Black C...
I really enjoy this genre of film. A little bit of mystery, horror and humor are my favorite flavors. I have to admit I like the "Criminally Insane" movies with Ron Pearlman. I also enjoy Michael Brody's films. And as a fan of both Pearlman and Brody, I was really excited about these two directors joining forces to cre...
As I said the idea itself was great and it had plenty potential. I was truly sad of discovering that this was another typical American mass movie: "We are in this for the money..." If only the producers had had more time to actually MAKE the movie. This one was not finished when they let it out...
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As I said the idea of "Z-ONE" was pretty interesting: two guys are lost in a strange and deserted space. The first character of the movie is one of the best actors I know: Miki Manojlovic, he already proved in several great movies in his career that he has serious acting skills. After his performance as a young man in ...
As I said the idea of this movie is bad, bad, bad bad. Even so there are a few redeeming features: the sound design is great, the lighting is good, and the editing doesn't cause me to get a headache. It's also quite well-acted, it's just really hard to get emotionally involved in this story.<br /><br />The plot could b...
If you like to watch movies because they are pretty, you should be okay with this one. If you like to watch movies that start out with a good guy trying to catch a bad guy, then reveal clues to the motives of each throughout the movie, skip it. At the end of the movie i still didn't know why Stargher killed the women t...
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If you like to watch a lot of action and violence, this movie is for you. But if you want a dramatic movie with strong and realistic characters, you will be deeply disappointed. The characters have one or two personalities at best, and are extremely clichéd, overacted, and very annoying. Every action scene is predictab...
If you like to watch a good documentary on some of the things that are going on with our country, then this movie might be just what the doctor ordered! You might not agree with some of the ideas or opinions of the director, but I liked the style, and the footage that is was based on. The film will make some very good ...
I love exotic science fiction/fantasy movies but this one was very unpleasant to watch. Suggestions and images of child abuse, mutilated bodies (live or dead), other gruesome scenes, plot holes, boring acting made this a regretable experience, The basic idea of entering another person's mind is not even new to the movi...
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I love exotic science fiction/fantasy films especially those of the 60's when the studio budgets were high. However, there are very few of this type that I've seen that are actually of good quality. "The Brain that Wouldn't Die" wasn't that bad, but it was still pretty bad. So if you are interested in rare, almost unhe...
I love exotic science fiction/fantasy movies set in Paris (or England) from the 1930s and early 1940s, and this one is no exception. The music alone gives it an artful quality. The story is, of course, somewhat unoriginal, but all the better! For the French sci-fi buff, this should be at top level of the "must see" lis...
Why do the powers that be continue to cast Jennifer Lopez in unbelievable roles? She was excellent in Selena, and pretty good in Money Train, which both cast her in roles where she could basically be herself. However, roles like this just draw the line. I could never see Lopez as an FBI agent (see Out of Sight for that...
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Why do the powers that be keep making 3-D films that are boring? The only one I have seen in the theater in years and can keep it in mind was the original film Jaws back in 1975. Otherwise, if you want to see an animated short, rent it yourself and watch it. In the future you're the only one who will appreciate 3-D. Th...
Why do the powers that rule cinema never try to get the better artists to participate when they decide to turn novels into movies? As the other reviewer says, this movie had potential of great achievement. The writers' script was adapted, and the director changed some important things. But what did they think, a movie ...
Wrestlemania 2 is the only Wrestlemania|thank god| to be held at three different locations, and While it was an interesting idea, it didn't really work. There are only really two matches that really struck out, with the rest being decent, or most of them, pretty terrible. There are some entertaining celebrity's on hand...
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Wrestlemania 2 is the only better and more entertaining Wrestlemania. I thought that this Wrestlemania started pretty slow but once the first match began to get going so did the Wrestlemania. The matches were hot and entertaining. The final match between Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant was a match that should be seen at...
Wrestlemania 2 is the only show that the whole WWE and its fans talked about. The great Shawn Michaels (later the Undertaker) would be returning from his injury in his last (and by far THE BEST) match of his career. After that last match, Michael wouldn't be able to make any more ringshow matches, which made the match ...
*POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD*<br /><br />I'll only say what hasn't already been said here (and I'll continue this for the rest of my WWF/WWE comments).<br /><br />If you're going to have a Women's title match, at least make it interesting, rather than just a squash to put over the current champion. I guess Moolah couldn't ...
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*POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD*<br /><br />I'll probably make some unoriginal remarks about this film. In the first 10 minutes you already know the main character is going to find his way into a mental institution and meet the crazy people in there. We already know he's going to meet one particularly messed up inmate and dis...
*POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD*<br /><br />I'll be blunt. I found the film boring, clichéd and utterly forgettable. The original Dark Remains was a fun low budget thriller with a quirky story and good performances by the actors. How it was transformed into this is beyond me.<br /><br />The plot and storyline are essentially ...
This was the worst Wrestlemania in history. The only good matches were Ricky Steamboat vs. Hercules Hernandez, and the tag title match between the British Bulldogs and the Dream Team (this one bordered on classic). Everything else was either poor or awful. The idea of having three host cities was unnecessary, confusing...
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This was the worst Wrestlemania I've ever been through. That's not to say it was a bad night. This Wrestlemania had plenty of matches worth watching, what is a bad Wrestlemania? They can't make it bad now can they? Instead of getting a Wrestlemania like we had in past years, we got this year's Wrestlemania. I didn't se...
This was the worst Wrestlemania in ages in my opinion. The Night of Champions was better for my money. The match of the night was Booker T vs. Big Show. Big Show was in his match of the year. I have never said that the Big Show was one of my favorite wrestlers but he was fantastic, although one may think the referee wa...
Although Humphrey Bogart got star billing in King Of The Underworld, I'm willing to bet he didn't thank Jack Warner for it. In fact this film was one hollow crown.<br /><br />King of the Underworld was supposedly a remake of the Paul Muni film, Dr. Socrates, but given Humphrey Bogart was in the cast, the character is w...
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Although Humphrey Bogart got star billing, his character wasn't even half way through the film. Really this film should have been entitled "The Adventures Of Michael O'Hara." Bogart plays his typical role with a touch of Irish humor and charm, but most of the film is about Michael Keaton, the only actor (or character) ...
Although Humphrey Bogart got star billing, a better title for this 1947 Warner Bros film could have been, "Gloria's Grand Slam!". She is a 15 year old girl who is "forsaking" a professional ballerina's career, which is quite a sacrifice but worth it, since she loves a young man who is about to be sent to serve in the w...
This movie is a cinematic collage of gangster clichés. The writing is grade z and the plot and story are constructed without care or logic. It a messy pastiche of stereotypical gangsters (think of Bugs Bunny cartoons) and silly supporting characters (the lady doctor and the writer). There are much better Bogart films o...
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This movie is a cinematic masterpiece. The cinematography is truly remarkable, the music score awesome. It is difficult to express in words the power and sheer beauty of what I just saw. If you had a choice between this movie and a million dollars, choose this movie. The sheer fact that it is a remake makes it more rem...
This movie is a cinematic disaster. A 2.5 out of 24 for me. There are 5 scenes worth a 2 out of all the 24. <br /><br />The acting, well, is the worst I ever witnessed, the music is completely out of place as always. It has absolutely no relation with the characters or the events, I think the director was just bored an...
Following his role in the fine caper SEVEN THIEVES (1960) – which I’ve watched several years back – Edward G. Robinson seemed to be stuck playing elderly criminal mastermind types (apart from the odd juicy role as in THE CINCINNATI KID [1965]). I’d previously watched the pretty good “Euro-Cult” effort GRAND SLAM (1967)...
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Following his role in the original "Night of the Twisters" John Glover goes on to add his name to the "Night of the" film title.<br /><br />Unfortunately there is no new in this film. All I can say is "Why?" Why make a film this bad? One that is about as funny as a toothache and as frightening as a stuffed cat? Is this...
Following his role in the controversial film "Z," Mastroianni is back in Italy, in this time the directorial debut of Scola. Not only is this his first movie, it's the first feature-length film produced outside of Hollywood. The plot is simple: a group of friends are searching for a way to help one friend who suffers f...
I've got as much testosterone as the next bloke, and Raquel Welch at her finest is certainly worth a look; but the fact is that a cardboard cut-out could act better, and an hour and half of Ms. W showing off her considerable assets does not a movie make.<br /><br />Considering the cast, it's surprising that it's as bad...
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I've got as much testosterone as the next guy but I still don't enjoy watching guys beating the hell out of each other...which pretty much is pretty much the heart & soul of this film...a bunch of guys in black Lycra spandex pants fighting with their bare knuckles, on a boat. How come they didn't set it on a sinking sh...
I've got as much testosterone as anybody ever did: I love cars, can't resist a good fight, and will enjoy a game of "Cowboys and Indians" any day.<br /><br />I admit that the plot to "Mad Max 2" is a little thin: it's about two madmen searching out the last human city in Australia that hasn't been wiped out by a global...
If this movie were in production today it would probably have the christian right-wingers screaming 'child porn'. It is far from a great film, in fact it is rather pedestrian. However, if you have an imagination and a fond remembrance of youth and first love I recommend it.
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If this movie were in the same league as "American Beauty," "The Fugitive," or even "Seven," I wouldn't have an issue saying that it's the most overrated film I've ever seen.<br /><br />The film doesn't really have a purpose. It's an anthology about a series of crimes committed by psychopaths, but it really doesn't see...
If this movie were in black and white, it would easily be a classic. <br /><br />I don't think I've ever laughed so much in a movie theater. I also laughed at certain points in it that I didn't think were supposed to laugh, but hey why not? Maybe it's just that this movie is really well done, but for a comedy, I don't ...
Last fall (of 2001), I took a film class that was taught by the director of this movie (Mark Hoeger). His vast knowledge of filmmaking, his ability to dissect any scene of a film, and his winning of an Academy Award in some obscure category seemed to give him more credibility than your average independent film director...
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Last fall (of 2001), I gave The Straight Story a chance and really didn't like it. <br /><br />I'd like to give it another go, because it now strikes me that I remember the movie being quite good, and also I can't imagine there being a "slow" version of it out somewhere, considering I was the only one in the theatre th...
Last fall (of 2001), I watched this movie once. I decided then and there that it was, in fact, the most ridiculous pile of garbage ever created by humans. I laughed so hard I was throwing up. I gave it two stars. This summer, I caught it on a late night show on the Sci-Fi channel. Watching it again, laughing in my head...
This is movie is really bad. I like to flip on the TV while napping and this movie looked like it would be something good to sleep through, and boy was I wrong. My body literally woke me up from sleeping and said "Hey... this movie is awful... you gotta watch it". I love bad movies with bad actors and stupid plots. Som...
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This is movie is really hard to describe, i just got to see what what some people call a black comedy, you can hardly call it a comedy, most the time its real but also dark and twisted and in the end it made me cry.. And i really don't know why that is.<br /><br />But as said before don't watch this movie its only for ...
This is movie is really bad. It contains no substance at all and the main plot of it is not even that interesting. You could just make up a plot like this in the middle of the night. Why anyone is trying to make such a film is beyond me. The main character is really dumb and even worse, his idea of revenge is to throw ...
Excellent example of the disaster that happens when you combine a challenging script with two actors chosen for physical appeal. It is rare for me to be consciously aware of the acting during the first viewing of a movie because I try to just go with the story and save the analysis for the second viewing. In the case o...
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Excellent example of the disaster British TV drama can and does become when it's not given the time, effort and resources to succeed. This series started well but, unfortunately, ended up with a truly mediocre script and a predictable twist. I enjoyed both the first season (which I was illiterate to) and second season,...
Excellent example of the disasterous impact of racism & prejudice in the south during the fifties & sixties. A film about a young man with Asberger Syndrome who is beaten down at school for having the wrong parents & is forced to take a stand against it in the form of a protest in the streets of Albany, Georgia on Bloo...
After seeing the movie, I feel the father and the mother are both reasonable person, although not perfect at all. On the contrary, I don't like the author, and his two sisters.<br /><br />Is a person's journal an accurate portrait of herself? No. Most of time people only write problems in her journal because she want t...
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After seeing the movie, I decided not to write about it. I was impressed by the story, but the worst effect I have experienced in the last decade, it ruined even 6 out of ten points. The only movie with worse special effects was "The Phantom Menace", but this one is more interesting and scary.<br /><br />You have to se...
After seeing the movie, I want to say:<br /><br />"It was... it was soooo good!!!"<br /><br />Well, I watched the movie today on MST 3000<br /><br />and the movie is about people in a small town that make alien creature dolls to help protect themselves against aliens that have abducted their family.<br /><br />Now when...
This documentary is rife with problems.<br /><br />How arrogant is it to make a documentary about your own family? I understand you think the subject is interesting. I was bored with it. This isn't a fascinating story to me, and I don't know why you would think it was.<br /><br />I don't want to come off as mean, but I...
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This documentary is rife with historical inaccuracies. Not only does it completely ignore the history of slavery and the civil rights movement in America, but it's also wrong about the facts, including a complete failure to mention that the KKK was founded in 1865, after the conclusion of the Civil War (slavery was sti...
This documentary is rife with interesting insights into some of the world's great musicians and some of the political/social history of the 50s, 60s and 70s. One of the greatest things about this film is the music - a wide variety of top-notch musicians, including many whom are little-known today - play a variety of in...
The director seems like a good, solid man. His parents struggle with the same issues we all cope with. They strayed from each other. They loved each other. They misunderstood each other. And the poor audience has to sit through ninety minutes of what is possibly the trials and tribulations of one of the most boring fam...
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The director seems like a pretty smart guy as far as visual interpretation of his material goes. It's pretty obvious it's taken with a liberal dose of tongue in cheek, but I never thought he would have taken his own (and his leading lady's) name and applied it so blatantly to what is supposed to be a totally unrelated ...
The director seems like a real jerk, and the film is too depressing to draw interest. All the interesting characters are dead at the beginning of the film. I won't spoil things by telling who these are. But you can already tell the film is in trouble when the main character, a lawyer who's married to a woman who sleeps...
Tamara Anderson and her family are moving once again, as her itinerant painter father chases his next landscape. Fifteen years old, she is in her rebellious stage. Already angry at her father for their frequent relocations, her anger is exacerbated when her mother is suddenly confined to a sanatorium for tuberculosis. ...
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Tamara Anderson and her family arrive in San Francisco to visit her sick uncle, Harry. Tamara starts looking for work as a showgirl. When asked to work for a seedy hotel manager, she instead performs for a wealthy but eccentric patron, Mr. Selden. He falls in love with her and promises to marry her, allowing her to liv...
Tamara Anderson and her family head to the country of Parador on a fishing trip. The parents split up when they are being chased by a vampire, so Tamara's sister Alicia and Tamara must get home, and then the parents need to finish the divorce. When the family heads to Las Vegas for a family reunion, some people die and...
I was wondering what possessed the organizers of the Victoria Film Festival to include this film in their program. I guess they must have agreed with the others who have reviewed this film. I, on the other hand, consider it the worst film I have ever seen. It starts with a bad script, full of holes, and dialog so unlik...
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I was wondering what possessed the studio to remake the very successful 1953 film "I Shot Andy Warhol with no other reason than to make some easy bucks of the exploitation and underground market. This new film that's based on the director Mary Harron novel about Warhol's death and the whole series of murders and the pu...
I was wondering what possessed Quentin Tarantino, of all people, to write and produce this film, a modern-day fantasy/romantic epic, that is too silly to be credible, and too serious for its own good. The main problems with the film are the poor script, horrible acting, and over-dramatic effects. The story revolves aro...
This is by far the most vapid, idiotic, insanely stupid show that has EVER been on the air, and this is coming from someone who remembers "San Pedro Beach Bums".<br /><br />My wife loves watching reality shows--and there was one episode of this drivel where the wannabes had to develop a "walk". The end result was strai...
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This is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. It is so bad that I have to warn you and your kids. You are better off watching paint dry. The plot to this movies are about a few guys that go in to find a legendary treasure map is it is found in an old book. Then they get into all sorts of troubles. This is about the ...
This is by far the best series ever! It's amazing that I have yet to see a single episode of the show which I would label "unwatchable" (I do give this one a 7 because of this episode and I watched it a while back). The series, as a whole, is definitely my all-time favorite. The story is absolutely incredible and you c...
Tyra Banks needs to teach these girls that it's not all about being beautiful on the outside. The inside counts for something too. A lot of the past winners have looked semi decent but are horribly cruel and starting trouble for the other girls. I see Tyra less involved with the girls in every season. About the only th...
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Tyra Banks needs to teach English at the local high school. She writes the "perfect" application letter, and a "professional" resume (in that order of importance, she explains), and sends it over.<br /><br />But her job application does not go smoothly. Instead, it is her boss (a hilarious Woody Allen clone) who hires ...
Tyra Banks needs to teach the poor sap with the name of this movie that being a great-looking actress doesn't make you a decent acting talent! In fact, the only member of this crew worthy of praise are the people who did the sets, costumes and the cinematography. As much flak as you all get for not reading the script c...
In watching this off and on for a few seasons, two things come to mind: One - wondering what kind of girl wants to be a "model" and two - run to the nearest ice cream store and have a low fat sundae.<br /><br />I tried to be a fan because I liked the idea of this reality show competition. No other "famous" model though...
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In watching this off and on over the past few years, the one thing I always kept thinking was: Why did this movie come together? Was it the money? The originality? The actors? Some combination of those things, really? This is NOT an average horror movie, with a predictable plot line and ho-hum resolution. This is a "di...
In watching this off and on, over a week or so, it is not quite as awful as I have read but it is still quite awful.<br /><br />The story is about the relationship between a male transvestite and his two best male friends and their relationships with each other. The idea that male couples can have sex is not a new one ...
Tyra & the rest of the modeling world needs to know that real women like myself and my daughter don't care to see all the ridiculous modeling to sell something. Weird locations, too much makeup & too much skin is not necessary. Sex does not always sell when you are selling to women. The same goes for the horse stomping...
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Tyra & the rest of that trash don't scare me. I wouldn't let even the undead take me down without any help, so I don't know how this "movie" can stand any chance in the world.<br /><br />This is the first movie I've left in the middle. I was watching this on the TV and had to get up and grab a few beers. After some tim...
Tyra & the rest of her friends are the perfect girls....I think. Tyra has a new house mate and Tyra thinks its a guy and is shocked when she realizes it's a girl instead of a guy.<br /><br />But that's all I really want to say.<br /><br />I was hoping that it would be a stupid reality show in which people had to make a...
I would like to comment on how the girls are chosen. why is that their are always more white women chosen then their are black women. every episode their is always more white women then black one's. as if to say white women are better looking then black women. I would like for once see more black women then white. and ...
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I would like to comment on the DVD that I recently purchased. Not because it is a bad film but I did not realize it was a TV series that I was watching, so I had some minor objections to the poor picture quality etc.<br /><br />I would like to know if this is a TV series that I could download? I really liked the film a...
I would like to comment on the subject of the "good film vs. bad film" which is so prevalent today in the art of cinema. I think that when the film makers intend a film more as an academic study rather than a film for the movie theater - it is not bad film. It has been said, after all, that "good" films are to be found...
The CinemaScope color cinematography of Leon Shamroy is quite remarkable here,including his use of colored filters for<br /><br />various scenes. The Alfred Newmann Score has to be the most sensual and seductive score Hollywood ever produced. It's a shame it is no longer available on CD. The actors, however, never rise...
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The CinemaScope color cinematography of "The Night and the City" gives this movie a wonderful look. But to the man behind it all, the great cinematographer Joseph LaShelle, he gets a lot of help in the film. His "director" Alexander Mackendrick is an extremely talented director who has done his homework with every deta...
The CinemaScope color cinematography of this film offers an attractive contrast with the drab gray, white, and black interiors and the red, white, or blue interiors. As noted by the other reviewer who posted here, the film begins with a shot of a man driving. The close-up is of the face of the driver (Bosworth). The en...
I am surprised that so many comments about this film are positive. Having read the book several times (and all the other historical novels by Mika Waltari) there is no way to say much good in this film. If I forget the origins of the story I might consider it a reasonably good epic. Of course to bring such a brick of a...
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I am surprised that so many people rated this series so highly. There are numerous good reasons. The plots are very predictable, the main characters go through huge over-dramatic changes, and the entire plot is very anti-White and racist. Most stories don't even come close to having any kind of moral.<br /><br />I unde...
I am surprised that so few have commented this film. It is very entertaining and very well directed in that "so bad it's good" way.<br /><br />It is also interesting to see that a female actor played a woman who was a man who was trying to have a woman. Very unique.<br /><br />The premise is that a doctor wants to brin...
In comparison to other "sand and sandal" fare, The Egyptian leaves much to be desired. The film is very LOOSELY based upon Mika Waltari's well researched novel, which centers around the Egyptian physician Sinhue's adventures at the court of Akhnaton as well as his travels throughout Canaan, Minoan Crete and Africa. Unf...
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In comparison to other "sandwich" films I usually don't like this very much. However, as a sequel to the superb "The House Where Evil Dwells" I found it to be worth watching. Most of the film deals with the events of "The House Where Evil Dwells" and how the characters' lives have evolved after the film ended. However,...
In comparison to other "sandwich" movies of the time, a lot was put into the making of the film- especially the setting. Most sandw ich movies tend to be filmed in Los Angeles, with the interiors being constructed with various faux furniture and decorations. However, the setting of "Where the Sidewalk End s" is very be...
Ho humm - - - More of nothing. If you are a long-time Rush fan you know what this video contains: loathsome songs from the past, the "BIG 3" hits from the 80's and their "last-ditch" efforts to remain contemporary. They do succeed in making fun of themselves by beating the critics to the punch by portraying themselves ...
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Ho humm - - - another movie that does nothing original. As someone else stated, it's very formulaic. The script is no different, either. It's an 'uncomplicated romantic comedy.' At least it had pretty women. All of the ladies look good in their designer clothes. This is a far cry from the original, though. There is ver...
Ho humm - - - What's that song called - the one about the 42nd state? Yeah - - - that's this movie right here - so called and so good. We start out with 30's style music and a great, fast pace opening credit sequence to set the movie in motion. What a fun trip it is, and then something gets to happen - - - all of a sud...
All right, let's be realistic about this. Nobody goes into a movie produced by WWE Films (whose owner has challenged God to a wrestling match), directed by a former porn director (the man gave the world the Between the Cheeks trilogy), starring a wrestler named Kane, and expects a little slice of art on a golden platte...
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All right, let's be realistic: this is not, and will never be, "The GodFather, Part IV" or even "The GodFather, Part III." However, this is a very cool film in spite of its (comparative!) weaknesses. The whole thing reminded me of a (great) TV show, the plot is very easy, the action is also very realistic. But what I R...
All right, let's be realistic. This movie was meant to be a romantic comedy directed by Andy McKay and not a thriller, so the last thing to care about is the fact that its ending is not only unexpected and highly questionable, but also highly illogical. I had my doubts after the first sequence when a blind person is ab...
Eight teen convicts are brought to the abandoned Blackwell Hotel to clean it out as community service. They soon discover that it's the residence of a hulking psychopath (Kane) who has a thing for pulling out and collecting eyeballs. It doesn't help that the guard watching over them (Steven Vidler) has had a previous r...
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Eight teen convicts are brought up by a powerful man in the past to be a "Brotherhood". But now the members do not want to see this evil man anymore. That is why they are going to seek out a revenge for him!<br /><br />This very first Italian film I ever saw in my life is not a masterpiece. I didn't like it and I gave ...
Eight teen convicts are brought to a maximum security prison where they are to be worked through a task that is supposed to teach them a lesson. Little do they know, that their supposed "work" is much more than that. And who better to teach a lesson on survival than man-eating, cannibal zombies? What starts off as a ch...
The first official release of World Wrestling Entertainment's film division is a pretty basic horror/slasher movie called "See No Evil" starring Kane, one of their big men wrestlers known for having an intimidating presence, hard-hitting moves, and one of the most convoluted backstories in wrestling. And let's not pull...
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The first official release of a sequel of George Romero's classic Night of the Living Dead should be a celebration of this genre. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw the trailer was: This could be great. I still thought it could be, before and after having seen it, but unfortunately I can't say I completely...
The first official release of The Simpsons Movie was in theaters for two months; however the second is getting released (on October 14, 2014) on VHS as well as on DVD.<br /><br />Though many of the characters are recognizable, the storyline is a bit difficult to follow, with the whole film appearing quite dreamlike in ...
After watching this movie, I have nothing but contempt for any of those who were involved in the making of this abysmal film. For one, as a general comment, the storyline was literally unbelievable and filled with incredible clichés all around. The same obviously goes for the dialogue which panders to the lowest common...
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After watching this movie, I knew it wasn't something special, that was why I took a chance in watching it. At the end of the movie, I could say with more than half its credit, it was my time wasting. The movie has no entertainment value, and it had no suspense, no action, nothing! The whole thing was pathetic.<br /><b...
After watching this movie, I can not understand how it receives a 5.4/10 from the other reviewers.I found this movie to be extremely entertaining, especially with the cast I'm looking at this movie. The first time I saw it, I just couldn't believe it was for real. I couldn't believe that someone would make the type of ...
Another movie with a star of a wrestling. So far I have noticed....wrestlers can't act on the movie screen. This movie is no exception.<br /><br />The action is dreadful. It makes you laugh at what they say, and they can't be serious, they try to act scared but they fail and look stupid. The acting is horrible, possibl...
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Another movie with a star-studded cast who, sadly, could hardly act their way out of a wet paper bag. At the end of the movie you get the feeling that maybe the plot was really weak to begin with and the budget ran out, so they had to hire as many big stars as they could and just throw together a story as they went alo...
Another movie with a star cast and a great director in a bad movie.It's the typical formula for a bad movie.There is almost no dialogue in the first half which is the best part because some moments were nice and touching.It's the typical formula in which the directors make you cry and laugh at the wrong moments to add ...
I got stuck in traffic (I live in Sicily) on the way to the theater (at a military base) to see Superman Returns, was 15 minutes late, and the only other movie playing was "See No Evil", there was no poster up for it, and just a short description of the movie on the schedule...but my girlfriend and I decided to check i...
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I got stuck in traffic on the way home from the theater the other night, and when I got home, I was late for a dinner party, so I didn't sit down to write a review but decided to get a little lazy and look for reviews on this film instead.<br /><br />The reason for my hesitation to sit down and write about this terribl...
I got stuck in traffic during rush hour and had to find something on TV to keep me going. So, I flipped to HBO and saw this movie, which I had never seen before. The entire program turned out one very moving, and very accurate movie. There is an accurate storyline to the movie which is the same storyline as the documen...
I had no idea this movie was produced by "WWE". Wrestling is lame enough. Why did they have to soil their name further by making a movie as crappy as this one was?? I found it to be a complete disappointment. If i had of known this movie was going to be as stupid as it was, I would have stayed home and done something m...
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I had no idea this film was a live performance film from the early 70's until recently hearing it playing on the cable TV for many hours, and was curious to know the film title and the artist. It turns out this film was a live performance for the film "Voodoo Ray" and features the most popular black artist of all time,...
I had no idea this was a black and white movie in "Hollywood" when it first came out in 1932. When I saw it for the first time on late night television the colors were so bright and fresh that I was caught off guard. It really looked "colorized". When you look at it in black and white you see how original it looks. It'...
OK, lets start with the best. the building. although hard to believe it had electricity and running water after 35 years and a fire, the gruesome walls and odd items found throughout were interesting. other than that, its not worth it.<br /><br />as far as the bad, its done by WWE films. WTF? is that supposed to make y...
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OK, lets start with the film makers who put together this flick. First off; The film starts off with 2 different people getting shot or killed I say. A guy is run over by a car and you think that a good movie is finally about to begin. But than we get the ending about the family of the dead man. And a guy who's suppose...
OK, lets start with the beginning of this movie...it starts with a 1930's musical in which Joan Fontaine, playing Anne Shirley, is auditioning for a spot in a musical. She succeeds, but then her father dies, and her and a friend, Priscilla King, travel to a town called Avoca, where they'll be living with a man who has ...
Porn legend Gregory Dark directs this cheesy horror flick that has Glen Jacobs (Kane from WWF/WWE/ whatever it calls itself nowadays) in his cinematic debut. He plays Jacob Goodknight, a blind serial killer who's forte is taking people's eyes out. The plot, be it as it may, has a group of troubled youths cleaning up th...
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Porn legend Gregory Dark directs this 70's horror. An archaeologist uncovers the lost city of the dead in ancient Peru. Soon a series of gruesome murders begin. This movie must have been fun to make- Gregory Dark goes out with a bang. It's a shame this is his last movie as well. Dark was a true great in the genre and t...
Porn legend Gregory Dark directs "The Wicker Man" this film tells a story of a young, married lawyer who is invited to speak at a gathering of intellectuals. An old acquaintance, of yesteryear, a retired lawyer, is holding the conference. The host is a charismatic man whose wealth, wisdom and good nature, make him a mo...
The Cheesiest movie I've ever seen, Not scary, just bad. 1st movie made by the WWE, and trust me,the only person this movie might appeal to is wrestling fans. It has terrible acting and The worst directing I've seen yet.I Found myself laughing at the storyline, and bad actors. I saw that the WWE people tried really har...
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The Cheesiest movie I've ever seen since the 70's. 3 minutes into the video you know it's gonna be bad. And it was. I thought it'd be funny but it was more annoying. Just plain awful. I'm sure the movie stars had a ton of fun filming this movie. I know I enjoyed it. I also think the fact that only 20 people rated this ...
The Cheesiest movie I've ever seen, the acting was horrible, the effects were awful, this was a big fat steaming heap of crap. I was so disappointed. As I was watching it I started getting headaches and I had to go outside. It was so fake! If you ever saw The Blair Witch you'll notice that there was no such thing as so...
Compared to the recent gore flick HOSTEL, which this movie reminded me a lot of-- I would say that See No Evil is slightly better but not by much. The very complex plot involves a handful of delinquents who are sent to clean up a rundown hotel for a shorter jail sentence. The kids soon end up being killed off by a lumb...
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Compared to the recent gore-fests the 60's exploitation films can sometimes seem very tame. But this was also a time of the early drive-in chains, and they made sure the drive-ins were well entertained. If the drive-in didn't see a naked woman or a zombie running amok no fun at all! When drive-ins went for the nude, th...
Compared to the recent gore-laden versions (the 1968 version with Barbara Crampton and the rather tedious 1998 version with Mary Ellen Trainor) of this old Hammer classic, this is still an absolute masterpiece. The plot is not very complex, as it is simply about the effects of the Frankensteinian experiments conducted ...
By the standards of Hollywood this movie was filmed and edited as Hollywood movies are and therefore looked like a movie you would get out of a big-time production studio within Hollywood. Thats where anything remotely close to having Hollywood standards ends. This was THE WORST MOVIE I have EVER seen in MY LIFE! I am ...
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By the standards of Hollywood Westerns, this is simply a bad movie. It might be amusing and interesting to watch, but you won't get a single tear out of it.<br /><br />By the standards of good Westerns, this is even worse. In addition to the lousy film-making, it's devoid of any compelling characters, any memorable lin...
By the standards of Hollywoods epic fumbles, Robin Hood doesn't quite rank on the same level as the likes of Cleopatra, but it is a good example of why Hollywood was not the best place in the world to try to make a good historical movie in.<br /><br />Robin Hood was a real person, and it is believed that he existed in ...
A wildly uneven film where the major problem is the uneasy mix of comedy and thriller. To me, the unusual premise is clearly a comedic one, and they should have gone for an all-out comedy. For example, Rock has some funny lines but occasionally he is too unlikable for a comedy. The scene where Betty's husband gets scal...
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A wildly uneven film where for no seeming reason a bunch of men and women suddenly turn into werewolves and go around killing cops and school bus drivers on their way home from school. Annoyingly, the people who run around the school campus killing off the innocent victims have their names and ages displayed prominentl...
A wildly uneven film where half the laughs are from the actors playing the part of actors and the other half is from the poor scriptwriting.<br /><br />The only really good part in the entire movie is that from the beginning to the end, the music is a really nice combination of the beautiful song and the excellent acti...
I was pretty enthusiastic about seeing this movie when it came out. Commercials for it made it look quirky and I generally like Morgan Freeman and Chris Rock, and the combination of the two seemed like an interesting idea. Sadly, I was terribly disappointed with Nurse Betty.<br /><br />Personally, I've usually found th...
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I was pretty enthusiastic about seeing this movie (the first movie based on the very funny and very smart British satire TV series) and I must say, although I was probably expecting a bit too much, I was completely entertained by this.<br /><br />In fact, that last statement is a little harsh. The movie probably did de...
I was pretty enthusiastic about the movie "The Black Cat" the first time around, but this new one was too much for me to stomach. The "plot" wasn't so bad, but everything about the rest of the production was awful. It was obvious by the end just how much money they had to cut out due to lack of demand, including a cast...
Okay, this movie starts out and it *looks* like it's going to be a cute comedy about a completely obsessed soap opera fan. She has no touch with reality whatsoever outside of the soap (sort of the inverse of the main characters in "Pleasantville") and runs away to Los Angeles to meet a fictional character. Well it is a...
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Okay, this movie starts out great, when you watch it the first time. When I watched it twice, I realized that it is a poorly written mess. The plot is just weak too. I'm sure the actors were good, because when they are in movies like this, everyone tends to not care about them. So I think they all try to shine through ...
Okay, this movie starts out in some sort of 1940's prison in Russia and one of the inmates is the head criminal of his prison and the rest of the inmates who didn't do time with him are his minions. The prison is just being repointed to a newer building that is to be constructed and there is a big brawl between the hea...
Renee Zellweger is radiant, but the rest of this movie just does not work. It's like a hamburger-jello-mold salad--interesting idea, but who ever thought it would actually work on film? I like director LaBute's two previous films--they were mercilessly honest and chillingly funny. This film manages only to be merciless...
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Renee Zellweger is radiant, but Robert Downey Jr., the real star, is a big reason why this movie worked for me. If you're a mystery thriller fan and have seen THE STRIKE FORCE (1981) (also based on a John Grisham novel), you know that Downey plays a very similar role. The difference is that you actually believe that he...
Renee Zellweger is radiant, but does not play her role to the full. I think that she has the makings and the potential to achieve the greatness of an Oscar for some of her movies - and I think this one is worth seeing and should not be missed by R&W fans. But, not the greatest movie ever made. And not my favorite movie...
To sum this movie up, it is LaBute carrying his sadism over into the realm of comedic farce. The predictable result is that he is constantly stepping on all the jokes by insisting on surrounding them with blood-curdling violence and extremely hateful characters. There is also evidence of his continuing efforts to insul...
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To sum this movie up, I will be blunt, it has no plot just a bunch of jokes thrown in that are so out of place that it is ridiculous. The plot is so far fetched that there's no way it could of happened in reality (especially since the movie is supposed to take place in the 80's).<br /><br />To be fair to the actors and...
To sum this movie up, "The Grudge" is to Japanese horror as "Scream" is to American horror. To be fair, "The Grudge" is more along the lines of "Urban Legends 2," as there are no special effects and some elements that feel like a bad slasher. (However, many have noted that the ending is, in fact, more original than any...
Little did I know that when I signed up the the "all pay channel" package with Direct TV that I would face a movie like this. It came on right after another movie we had been watching... and I was a teenager in 1981 so am not sure where I was at the time... but I missed this movie.<br /><br />I also can't believe we le...
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Little did I know that the new Columbo series - now appearing on British digital satellite channels as if by magic - would be so weak and predictable. As an audience member who likes what I like, I find 'No Such Thing' absolutely appalling.<br /><br />The cast all look as if they've been taken from a local shopping mal...
Little did I know that I would be writing this review 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 34 seconds into what some people might call "a 1" movie. Let me tell you, I thought I was watching a "0" movie, it was so damn bad. <br /><br />And I mean, it was even bad before the movie started. Before "Bride Wars" you would see that ther...
I really wanted to like this movie, but the pacing was just way too slow.<br /><br />It was a nice story, but it was really like watching a slug race.<br /><br />The movie would have been better served, if it had some more action. I don't mean anything grand, but at least something in the background.<br /><br />It coul...
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I really wanted to like the film but the story is just far too predictable, the ending was totally contrived I mean come on, all the people they wanted to escape from, they kill and in the end they were all dead. I mean where is the justice for the ones who did good?<br /><br />The best bit was the acting, really good ...
I really wanted to like this movie since this is sort of my genre, but no such luck. It's a great cast but the execution is poor and it simply didn't work. Not one of the actors in the whole film made me feel anything for them except pity. If you're an action or adventure junkie and you need a little something extra, t...
If you like bad movies, this one's a real treat. Kaufman & Peters stagger around in robot costumes, escape slavery only to wander aimlessly, and find true robot love. I believe this is the first movie that ever made me consider walking out. I should note I was 12, and could be entertained by shiny objects.
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If you like bad movies, you will love this one. Bad acting, bad fight choreography, bad directing, bad script, bad cinematography, bad continuity, bad everything.<br /><br />That's not to say that there aren't some highlights. The fight scenes could have been worse. In particular, the scene in the diner is well choreog...
If you like bad movies, then this is for you. There is none for this movie that can compare. The plot is bad, the acting is bad, every thing about this movie is bad. I would have given it -5, but there is only one out of 10. Don't waste your time, this movie is just stupid.<br /><br />On another hand, this movie might ...
"I presume you are here for damage to your mental circuitry." - VAL<br /><br />Mike Nelson made me watch this...he mentioned it in his book, "Movie Megacheese." I asked myself, "Why would Mike Nelson steer me wrong?" I now know why the bots never trusted Mike Nelson.<br /><br />The music is by John Williams, which is p...
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"I presume you are here for business purposes...." "I am not. I am here for pleasure." So goes a famous scene in The Iron Mask, in which the title character, Philippe, Duc d'Orlean, is accosted at the airport upon arriving in New Orleans by an extremely hostile Ms. Aline MacMahon. Aline immediately begins listing every...
"I presume you are here to inform me of the identity of the killer?..."<br /><br />"No, sir, they left a voicemail message that they would be in touch about the identity of the killer. We are awaiting a return call."<br /><br />"...I see...and they have been in contact with you?..."<br /><br />"No, we have been unable ...
My wife and I saw this in the theater when it first came out.<br /><br />There were only 3 couples there and we all walked out about the same time.<br /><br />This is the only movie I have ever walked out on.<br /><br />It was just painful to sit through.<br /><br />The theater actually stopped us on the way out and as...
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My wife and I saw this at the Toronto International Film Festival a couple of weeks ago. It is a good movie, with a strong cast. But it really got my attention when one of the most popular stars in the western world, Kevin Bacon, came on stage and spoke about what it was like to shoot the film. First, Bacon had been a ...
My wife and I saw this movie on a rainy Sunday in late 1996 at the local video store. I think we both realized immediately why it received only $3,000 in rentals. In the following 15 minutes, Mr. Wellingwood played the sax (a sax?) like he was hitting it with a shovel. Then he tried to play the bass (a trombone?) while...
I thought of this movie when i watched pluto nash...why..because both movies have randy quaid playing a retarded robot, this movie made years earlier but probably written by a screenplay writer that drank the same biotoxic coffee or something like that...Whoa...AVOID AT ALL COSTS even to pay tribute to the late great A...
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I thought of this movie as a little like "Dead Poets Society," in that it was a look at what happens when a teacher is too enthusiastic about his craft. Both movies are more like a book of parables than the story of a real person; but the book of parables that "Dead Poets Society" is based on is not as well thought out...
I thought of this movie as a tribute to those people living in a different country and different century.<br /><br />I liked the two characters, their friendship, I liked the story for the first half, I liked the way the plot developed.<br /><br />But... then at some point, they stop writing. As they haven't spoken for...
The first thing that struck me about this movie was the terrible acting. The whole cast was so uniformly inept at delivering their lines that I started laughing at the awful dialog midway through the film. An even bigger issue with this movie is that at no point do we ever find out what motivates the actions of each ch...
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The first thing that struck me about this DVD when playing it was that someone had done a rather good job of ripping the cover off the film and pasting it on the DVD case. Even at this early date, they had already figured out that the cover was a very important part of making the film believable. Unfortunately, the DVD...
The first thing that struck me about "An Enemy of the State" is that it is as cool as my ex-girlfriend. What I mean, is that I actually wanted to be inside this film more than anyone else in the cast or crew! While this movie was just a fun ride from start to finish, it's the one time that I wish to God I could be the ...
Some Plot Spoilers Ahead.<br /><br />The Nashville Network's so-called rebirth as "The First Network for Men" is a complete disappointment, as was its block of adult cartoons. The new Ren and Stimpy was just plain awful, "Gary the Rat" mediocre at best, and "Stripperella" pretty unwatchable. This cartoon is mostly bori...
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Some Plot Spoilers Ahead.<br /><br />In the second episode (the best I think) of the 'Boring Boys' on TV's 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' (one of TV's most popular and funny sitcoms of all time, IMHO), there is a discussion between the Boring Boys about having sex with men versus women. They decide they like the wom...
Some Plot Spoilers Ahead.<br /><br />This movie has all of the elements of a 1980s action flick. Great looking cars that go a great speed. A villain that is almost cartoon-like in its over the top portrayal. Good fight scenes with great music in the background. A villain that is evil by nature and is in love with a wom...
After watching this movie on tv, I looked it up in the IMDB and imagine to my surprise a user rating of 7.6! This is not a good film. Especially bad is the editing; the poor way the story jumps from one point to another was amateurish and a huge distraction. It's not very fluently done. I do agree that the acting was f...
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After watching this movie on the SciFi channel, I was speechless for nearly 20 minutes, as I am at the moment. I am one of a very few who watched this movie on a date, and now I'm sure that we must have been in the same mental state that most people in the world are in when they watch this movie. It's that bad. Why on ...
After watching this movie on T.I.V.I. last night, I was quite embarrassed to see a movie based on what is supposed to be the true story of an 8 year-old who has a strong friendship with her grand father and how she is able to help him come out of his depression and into a new life. The two stars in the movie do a good ...
Alien Express is one of the worst movies I've bothered to experience.<br /><br />The plot is predictable. The aliens look like rubber sock puppets. The effects would have been mediocre in the 70's, but are just atrocious by today's standards. Couldn't they take a shot of a real train instead of using an obvious model?<...
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Alien Express is one of those movies that's funny at some level. It's low-budget enough to be very enjoyable. It has interesting characters played by very likable actors: David Gale, Rachel Griffiths, Patrick McGoohan, and John Cassini. If you're a fan of those actors, and they're good in it, that's worth your while. Y...
Alien Express is one of the worst horror flicks that ever gets made. There are a lot of bad horror movies around but Alien Express is one, like Zombie Nightmare, that is so bad that it is actually painful to watch.<br /><br />The main storyline is that some sort of secret organization finds a way to make aliens into hu...
"Eh-heh eh-heh hey, dude - look at these aliens. They're like - biting the humans and stuff! Eh-heh eh-heh eh-heh" <br /><br />This must rank amongst the worst movies of all time. It's utter drivel for anyone with a modicum of a brain. Sure, you have the reviewers on the payroll who give glowing reviews and vote highly...
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"Eh-heh eh-heh hey, dude - that's so freakin' funny."<br /><br />Not often does a movie fall into what I'd call "too funny" territory - I mean, sometimes the gags (so to speak) get so stupid that they are just not funny any more. And what's worse, if they keep occurring throughout the film (as they did in "Road Trip") ...
"Eh-heh eh-heh hey, dude - what's good? What's going on? Eh-heh eh-heh hey, man - it's happening." Yes, that's exactly how these characters on the new Comedy Central original series "Man on Fire" begin every single conversation. Yes, that is how they talk and interact every scene of every episode.<br /><br />And while ...
This is a truly awful film. Lou Diamond Phillips simply calls this one in. The use of miniature models of the train are laughable. The plot seems to develop on the run (there is an alien on board; oh, and an eco-terrorist is on board too; oh, and the conductor is dead and the train is out of control; oh, and the train ...
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This is a truly awful movie, one of the worst I have ever seen, and that's saying a lot: I've been watching trash for two decades, and this, I must admit, blows the rest of it away. A complete waste of film, and the actors are so bad they sound like they're reading the lines from the script as they're shooting the thin...
This is a truly awful movie. The acting is amateur and the plot just doesn't make any sense what-so-ever. The premise of a vampire who makes his own blood is not even remotely funny. I found many scenes in this movie so unrealistic that they were unbearable to watch. The story has no point, and the sex scenes were almo...
I know it sounds crazy but yes, I am a huge fan of House Party 1 and 2 (and proud of it!!). I hated part 3, and then here comes part 4. I was like are you kidding me with this? Kid 'n Play are nowhere to be found in this movie, and that would've been okay, had they not foolishly entitled the movie House Party 4, as if ...
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I know it sounds crazy, but I bought a copy of this film. The book is truly incredible, but this is a pretty cool film adaptation. <br /><br />It's a great character studies, and it looks terrific. I didn't love the cast, but the story stays strong and the acting is great, if a not-for-the-masses.<br /><br />If you're ...
I know it sounds crazy but I actually walked out of a theater after seeing the movie, I can't believe how awful this was. My boyfriend and I are in our early 20's and we weren't even born when the 60's were popular.. But, We still have a passion for all these music groups.. The beatles, the Kinks, the Animals, etc... I...
(Spoilers Ahead!) This same exact plot from this movie has been done before. It has been done in Ferris Bueller's Day Off! Marques "Bat Man" Houston plays sick. His gullible parents believe him. His sister knows that he's faking, but she still must go to school! She is mad. He has a party with his friends while his par...
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(Spoilers Ahead!) This same exact story idea as "Lost In Space" but with a "family" who is made out to be extremely unlikable. A very stupid and poorly conceived adventure that was totally wasted on a 2 year run. It's hard to take this show seriously when the kids are so stupid, the parents are so obnoxious, and the mi...
(Spoilers Ahead!) This same exact script was used to create the movie "The Thing" where we had a alien creature that mutated into all kind of different forms. This time in the film, it is aliens in forms of different types of insects. There are ants, grasshoppers, wasps, and other types of insect that can take on diffe...
I've never saw the first three, but I know they're all better than this...trash. It's about some kid who throws a party. Wow. Sounds amazing(sarcasm). Is it? NOOO! It starts off with a kid laying in bed and he's getting woke up by his mom. So, the kid pretends to be sick so he doesn't have to go to school. He goes to h...
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I've never saw the first three, but this movie is by far my favorite comedy, and i never laugh like this unless we're taking part in it! But for non-musical fans, they're missing something: this is a wonderful musical comedy, with comedy at its peak. In addition, one can find some deep things in the songs as well, so t...
I've never saw the first one; now that 2 is such a disappointment, maybe I won't watch 1.<br /><br />I can't figure what the point of 2 is supposed to be. If I were to answer in a nutshell what this movie was about, it would go like: I'll show you a bunch of stuff you've seen a thousand times before and try to impress ...
I saw House Party 1-3 and I loved them but this one wasn't funny at all.First it can't be a House Party movie without Kid n'Play right? This one sucks and it was more like a black version of Ferris Bueller's Day Off than a House Party movie.Second who the heck is John-John?These new character's can't even compare to th...
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I saw House Party 1-3. There is a lot in common between the first two, while the last is just plain terrible.<br /><br />I'll begin with the good points. The first is the soundtrack. Good songs: We're Gonna Have A Party, I Gotta Know, Can't Find You, We'll Have A Jam, and Get Your Rhythm Going. The first four (all from...
I saw House Party 1-3 a few years ago while staying in college. It was one of those 24 hour marathons that you'd see on MTV.<br /><br />Anyway, I saw them again on cable the other night and was reminded by how bad these movies actually are. Most would agree that House Party 1 is a bad movie. But the sequels? Well, if y...
I too am a House Party Fan...House Party I is my favorite movie of all times. House Party 4 is a disgrace to all of the HP's and to Kid n Play...This was supposed to be part of a series really..there was nothing about kid n play in this movie or any of the other veterans..yea kid n play was probably too old to be throw...
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I too am a Housewife, and a fan of the original Soprano TV Show. The acting of the main characters was extremely realistic, and the storyline was excellent. I felt that the actors were very convincing in the characters that they played. I am happy that I watched the original, because I now understand the difference tha...
I too am a House Witch and this film has some bad acting, but that's OK, everyone isn't going to be Michael Jackson...some people should relax with the acting. This film has it all, horror, religion and politics and most of all magic, what else would you want? Good Job to whoever thought this film up because we House w...
Watching this movie, you just have to ask: What were they thinking? There are so many noticeably bad parts of this movie, you might get the feel that its intentionally poor, as some sort of joke.<br /><br />I think the worst part about the film is the directing. There are so many bad uses of camera angles and other cin...
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Watching this movie, you just know that the director, Steven Soderbergh's next film "The Girlfriend Experience" might be even better than it is and the most recent Soderbergh movie, Sex, Lies and Videotape, so it definitely isn't a bad start. Soderbergh, who's work is also known for it's focus on real people, tries her...
Watching this movie, you just wonder what was the purpose of making it. What was the director's intention? And also the other participants? Was it an attempt to pay tribute to all those other 50 movies with the same title? <br /><br />The plot is very simple: a couple of kids who don't get along with each other... what...
I'm not sure why the producers needed to trade on the name of a somewhat successful movie franchise because the title suggests that it is a sequel to the first three movies..which it is not. Even though Marques Houston did appear in "HP3", he played a totally different character (he was, eight years older) in this film...
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I'm not sure why the other people who viewed this movie thought that it would be funny, but it wasn't, it was the opposite it sucked, the acting was horrible, It was kind of funny seeing Nick and Judd getting drunk but it was getting way too repetitive I wish I would've just stopped watching it at that point but I kept...
I'm not sure why the other two reviews here by other reviewers are so negative, but based on the reviews I felt compelled to write my own. (I usually don't write reviews of my home video collection. I did though because of the negative comment in the first place.)<br /><br />Anyways, I agree completely with the initial...
I've seen a lot of bad movies in my life. Date Movie. That was bad. But this...this is just...it's not good. House Party 4 is the worst movie ever. It's as simple as that. It's basically Ferris Bueller with black people in it. Oh, and it's not funny. It's awful. So awful. Chris Stokes may be a superstar on BET, but he'...
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I've seen a lot of movies, but no ones are as good as this! It has an excellent plot, and the acting is perfect. No, i think its even better then the book! I've read all the harry potter books, and its probably my favorite, its the best. I hope that you don't read the books before you watch the movies, i bet it wouldn'...
I've seen a lot of people take the time to talk about how this isn't based on a true story...that's not entirely true: It is! The movie isn't "what really happened" but rather "the legend of what should have happened." One of the things it takes aim at is the common notion that Lincoln never lost a case and also points...
In all honesty, I haven't seen this film for many years, but the few times I have tend to make parts of it stick in my memory, as anyone who has seen it will understand. I first saw it as a child at a YMCA Halloween party in the early Sixties, and it scared the hell out of us kids, in a fun way. I remember feeling genu...
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In all honesty, I haven't seen another film like this in a very long time and the reason is because there is something wrong with the film.<br /><br />It seems more like a documentary at times and it's a documentary in the sense that it chronicles real people in real life acting their way through a film so I guess it's...
In all honesty, I haven't seen many comedies in my life. But I'm not going to lie to you guys. The reason I did not see many was because I usually didn't like them. The few ones I did liked they weren't all that funny. But this one here, this one is pretty funny and really cute. And of course, I am a big fan of the gir...
Wow. Not because of the 3-D imagery, which at times was used nicely to provide good deep imagery, but what a lame ending! The end of the movie just seems to implode on itself. This film has got to be one of the goofiest movie monsters ever and one of the most pathetic attempts to try to explain it. The misogyny of this...
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Wow. Not because of the movie, but because of the way it was handled by everyone involved. <br /><br />This movie is awful. I mean really awful. It's like something they would make in someones back yard with a hand held camera just for the sake of making a movie. This movie is bad from beginning to end, and I don't wan...
Wow. Not because of the story or the acting, but because such amazing talent has been wasted on such a worthless story. All I can see is that this film was the product of pure self-indulgence and a collective ego trip rather than a solidly thought out screenplay. How can talent like Sam Mraovich and Richard C. Sarafian...
I like all different types of movies, so this is not a bash on romantic movies from a guy who only likes The Matrix etc etc.<br /><br />I just felt it was a lousy movie. I don't feel that there was enough buildup of the characters to fall in love. They were there for a few days and while dealing with a severe hurricane...
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I like all different types of good movies, and this one is a good movie. It has a lot of different things in it, and I thought it did a good job of them all. It is like some of the Disney movies I have seen in the past. I would recommend it for anyone who wants to watch a movie and like the suspense that Mystery Scienc...
I like all different types of movies, even the ones with poor camera-work, bad acting, etc.. This was not one of those. There is more acting in a commercial for tooth-deodorant or a diaper commercial. I was laughing so hard at points in the film I had tears in my eyes. It was truly one of the funniest movies I have eve...
Let me get this straight:<br /><br />"Hotshot plastic surgeon loses a patient on the operating table while removing a cyst from her face and ends up falling in love with recently separated bed and breakfast hostess within about 24 hours of meeting her due to her solid advice on bedside manner."<br /><br />Wow. Move ove...
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Let me get this straight:<br /><br />A couple of women take on all of the most powerful demons who come from the darkness and kill them. They do so with the bare minimum of effort and even kill a demon who is almost as strong as the supreme dark deity! In addition to this, the girls have zero martial arts skills. I don...
Let me get this straight:<br /><br />1) A horror movie star in a cast of about 14 people makes a couple 1300$ on a special effects budget! This being a good 10.000$ below average and 30% of the money going straight to the special effects!<br /><br />2) The movie has an obvious story line that was probably written in ab...
If you read the book before seeing the movie you may be disappointed like I was. The book was great and I was sure after seeing the movie preview that the movie would be great as well, however I felt like I was watching a movie where the director and cast did not even read what these characters where like. The movie is...
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If you read the book, and can't stop thinking about it, the original 1st season is worth watching but only just. There are so many more things the series could have done with this script...this story...this character. I didn't expect perfection in a TV series, but I have come to love the original. But I find myself wai...
If you read the book, you'll notice that that line was never even in it. It actually changed the story a good bit. I'll bet the movie would be a lot better without the changes, and in general, I loved the film.
My husband brought this home from the video store, so I could watch something while stuck home sick. The sort of sick where you could never concentrate on a book, but a sorta silly, light, romantic flick sounds just right (that, and a bowl of chicken soup). Well, he meant well.<br /><br />My first thought (as some othe...
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My husband brought this home from the video store because we were in the mood to get a good laugh and have a good time. We were seriously disappointed in this attempt at humor. I don't understand how a movie with so much potential and some really funny actors could turn out so stupidly boring. I'm sure that some of the...
My husband brought this home for me for Christmas... I thought it was gonna be some movie I could use for my history research paper for school, but soon found out... my mistake. This whole movie is a lie.<br /><br />I can barely describe how sad this was seeing, but the movie should be banned. In the beginning, it show...
Richard Gere and Diane Lane star in a chick flick romance with the sort of ending I get really angry about...lets just say its not my cup of tea, just like the dime store romances are not my cup of tea.<br /><br />The plot has a doctor stopping at an inn and meeting a woman that he has a deep but brief affair with. He ...
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Richard Gere and Diane Lane portray a couple whose relationship gets tested by the unexpected arrival of Lane's troubled sister (Charlotte Sullivan) and the discovery by the family's attorney that Gere had forged her signature on a blank cheque for $4m, thus depriving his wife of her entire inheritance. The film is a t...
Richard Gere and Diane Lane make for a wonderful on-screen couple in The Flock. However, it's the film as a whole that really works. Gere plays Jack, a detective whose case is complicated when he receives information from a source who he believes to be a victim of child abuse. Lane, a newly-qualified social worker, has...
Frankly, after Cotton club and Unfaithful, it was kind of embarrassing to watch Lane and Gere in this film, because it is BAD. The acting was bad, the dialogs were extremely shallow and insincere. It was well shot, but, then again, it is a big budget movie. It was too predictable, even for a chick flick. I even knew fr...
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Frankly, after Cotton club and the other crappy action movies of the 60s starring Belushi and others this movie did not have the chance to be a success. The story was not good and the ending was not spectacular. I just didn't buy the big budget effects because the movie was so bad I couldn't pay attention to that. Mayb...
Frankly, after Cotton club and some other movies I felt very disappointed because the acting and film was just terrible. It's easy to get a good plot and make a successful movie, but the acting, especially a leading man, should be perfect because he's supposed to be the main character of the story. All that I said, I m...
Here in Australia Nights in Rodanthe is being promoted in the same class as the Notebook. Quite frankly what a lot of rot.<br /><br />This film is a like a recipe. On paper we have all the right ingredients... Richard Gere normally perfect in this genre, Diane Lane an old favourite from "Under Tuscan Sun" and "Unfaithf...
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Here in Australia Nights in Rodanthe is not on the cinema or television yet, but I have just watched the DVD because the synopsis sounds like an idea I like watching. It was not an imaginative idea at all. Just another one in the stream of American movies promoting their own version of morality while telling us ours is...
Here in Australia Nights in Rodantha is playing on the community television station in Melbourne.<br /><br />I've loved the film for a long time and finally got to see the ending for myself. This is a great film that is a must for all my friends to watch. They have started a group called Nights in Rodantha club with it...
This is one of the more unromantic movies I have ever seen.<br /><br />Casting: Richard Gere is just too old looking for romantic lead roles anymore. Diane looks a bit eager to please and frowning as usual but she seems unconvinced by the romance herself. Supporting cast not too memorable.<br /><br />Story: The medical...
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This is one of the worst films I've ever seen. Just to avoid giving away any plot line at all, this movie had no script. And you better bet on it, they used that excuse...<br /><br />Just a bunch of camera angles, random plot lines, and bad acting. I kept asking myself- do I really wanna go back to this place? But not ...
This is one of the best films of all time. You need an excellent score, great sound, great screenplay, great actors and beautiful locations to get this movie! This has a bit of James Bond film mixed in there, and you can almost taste his dry wit. And the acting of it is almost perfect. The villains are outstanding, esp...
While I am not a woman, I can enjoy a chick flick if its good. This one however is beyond bad. You have the by the book story, girl is getting divorced, boy with issues shows up. BOOM magic happens and his demons are banished as she realizes her life has a new purpose.<br /><br />Now while I can believe that kind of th...
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While I am not a huge fan of sci fi movies, it's good to see the good vs evil plot reemerging in movies such as Independence Day and now The 6th day. As in the earlier genre such as the Terminator and The Matrix, good vs evil is at stake. The only big drawback in The 6th day is that the actors playing Michael (Nathanie...
While I am not a fan of many of these "G.I. Joe" adventures, I was very impressed with the quality of the animation and story of the most recent (56 minutes long) movie released for this franchise in 2004. The most impressive part is the incredible and very realistic animation, which I have not seen on "G.I. Joe" movie...
Lonely, disconnected, middle-class housewife in the midst of a divorce seeks solace to reflect on her immediate future. At some sort of bed and breakfast by (well, literally in the sea) the ocean that for some sort of odd reason she subs for the owner. Enter lonely, arrogant Richard Gere. He is a plastic surgeon. He is...
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Lonely, disconnected, middle-class housewife in a 1950s Brooklyn is a candidate for a mid-life crisis when she is introduced to a group of men in her daughter's school who invite her to a club for women with similar problems. They offer her two choices: a weekend at a country inn for all involved or a more private solu...
Lonely, disconnected, middle-class housewife in Connecticut, the wife in a marriage with a successful dentist husband, and a son...this is the typical world of the suburbs. And then there's her friend, a single mother with a pre-teen son, which seems like a dream world, which is why she wants to be her friend. Then the...
I had high hopes for this film, even though I had not read the book. Richard Gere and Diane Lane together--should be good already. But the film does not deliver on the promise. I kept waiting for more depth to the characters and there wasn't. I have no problem with the fact that it only took a weekend for them to fall ...
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I had high hopes for this new film. I'd finally become familiar with and was intrigued by both Ms. Liu and Mr. Tseung before I saw "Dragon Spring Phoenix Summer" and then my mind completely changed. The actors are neither intriguing nor intriguingly awkward in their attempts to get across what might be the underlying m...
I had high hopes for this movie, and a few good reviews on the board led me to rent it. However, I found myself nearly asleep in this poorly filmed movie. The soundtrack was so loud that it almost drowned out the dialog in parts. It's a shame really, because I would have enjoyed the storyline...but it just did not come...
Not quite a bomb? The only thing missing was the enriched uranium. Actually the script "may" have worked if the lead roles had been cast with younger actors, but the dramatics of an aging Diane Lane acting as if she was a teenager (or even a twenty-something) was too much to stomach. Every time she (Adrienne) would jum...
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Not quite a bomb? The acting is laughable, the lighting is awful, the sound track is awful, the script is awful, and it looks like someone was trying to throw a party. Avoid this film all costs.
Not quite a bomb? The title is the weakest attempt at an allusion to film lore. The production value is pretty much the same caliber of the other cheap "B movies". For example, the lighting is quite terrible, with most scenes being poorly exposed. The characters, aside from a couple of nice female appearances, are less...
*Warning: 1 tiny inconsequential spoiler* You're right. This was no Bridges of Madison County. As soon as the lonely woman and Richard Gere checked into the big empty hotel, it was a foregone conclusion something kind of fun would happen. The question is: how will it come about? The answer is some stupid connect-the-do...
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*Warning: 1 tiny inconsequential spoiler* <br /><br />This movie is actually better than that first scene you see, where it starts out with the woman being beaten up for real. I don't know what the film-makers were thinking. It isn't that hard to see that she just faked it with the belt and whatever. But that's alright...
*Warning: 1 tiny inconsequential spoiler* <br /><br />After seeing this movie, I went to the internet and the first things that turned up were a few user comments claiming that the movie was highly original. I thought so myself after I saw it, but I couldn't for the life of me understand why it never came to my attenti...
We thought this was one of the worst movies ever. I had to volunteer to watch the end. The romance was not believable; the characters were not developed; the love affair made hardly any sense; it was miscast; and scenery was absolutely stupid because it was either (my opinion) like the ADAMS FAMILY GOES ON VACATION...j...
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We thought this was one great movie. First of all, the movie just didn't look like a typical movie, or rather, how most of the movies I've seen that have come out lately I find kind of unrealistic. I have seen movies where you can tell a lot of money was spent on them, and in the end the movie is just too unrealistic, ...
We thought this was one of the best sci-fi films in quite a while. Great dialog, good acting, and the story made sense. There was hardly anything in the movie that was unbelievable. We can't say enough good things about the actors. They were all great. Even the young actress that played Molly was very good. We had to a...
This movie is the final straw. As two dedicated fans of the romantic comedy, this movie has finally made us realise that nothing good has come out of this genre since Love Actually. There was nothing good about the film whatsoever. It was an affront to love, death and everything in between. Including horses and beaches...
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This movie is the final proof that the whole idea of using Asian actors with an American character is a bad idea. This was more than obvious from "Rush Hour" with Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker, still the movies had some entertainment value. "The Storm Riders" however really fails in every aspect.<br /><br />This movie t...
This movie is the final nail in the coffin concerning the quality of today's "romantic comedies" that Hollywood churning out. The main character, a rich girl and her boyfriend have a horrible breakup that they quickly get over. You would think that people in their position are not so glib with this sort of thing (as I ...
Every great romantic comedy needs conflict between the romantic leads to lend suspense, anticipation and allure to the plot. This story falls completely flat in this area. There is no conflict - at least none that would inhibit the eventual joining of the two lead characters, and so suspense is flat, there is no antici...
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Every great romantic comedy needs a character you either want to slap or love, and that one character has to be a man. If only to justify your own chauvinistic feelings. This movie is the complete opposite. The one character everybody wants to slap (and maybe love some how) is a man! Not only that, but the one guy you ...
Every great romantic comedy needs a love ballad; but how do you come up with something fresh when you're already out of stock of them?<br /><br />Enter this film with 'love' written all over it—the theme, the scenery, the character names—and the music of its love ballad was almost as old as time. At least 98% of this m...
This is probably the most uninvolving film I've ever seen. I watched it because I have a soft spot for Leon (everything else Besson has done has been just awful, in my opinion, with the exception of the script for Wasabi) and Jean Reno. It's a testament to just how bad this film is that Reno, one of the most charismati...
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This is probably the most intelligent and clever action film that you will encounter for a long time. Its clever in that there is no gratuitous action in the film, it all means something, and its clever in the sense that it doesn't fall down the cliché trap that many other martial arts movies fall down. It is a gritty ...
This is probably the most boring, pointless movie I've ever seen. I don't even remember the plot. All I know is that it was about these guys and a bad cop and a guy trying to make some bad dude a good one. All I remember is that it wasn't funny, the plot was dumb, and was overlong. There was no reason to laugh, there w...
Lame B-horror that takes itself too damn seriously considering its subject matter concerns an aging old dear who has been turned into a creature of the night by a lodger who has come to rent a room from her. When said lodger is killed off, Mom has to go out to feed on her own and that causes some family strain and also...
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Lame B-horror that takes itself way too seriously. This is made worse by its ridiculous premise of bringing the dead back to life. The plot, although simple, is poorly developed with the whole film featuring a very low budget. The acting is awful, but that can be excused. The director didn't have a choice since the act...
Lame B-horror that takes itself a little too seriously.<br /><br />As the title implies, an old house with one big bathroom (apparently the '70s were a time when you'd want just one bathroom in a house, and also when you'd want all doors to the bathroom be on the outside...so you'll never run out when you get a surpris...
Mom begins at night in the middle of nowhere, at what looks like a wooden building in the desert. A pick-up truck pulls up & an angry Father chucks his slutty daughter Virginia Monroe (Claudia Christian) out & leaves her there, but she isn't alone as the shadowy figure of Nestor Duvalier (Brion James) watches her from ...
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Mom begins at night in a New York apartment. In a state of despair, she goes through the motions in an everyday ritual routine. It's not a good sign.<br /><br />This film is beautifully made. The lighting, set design, photography, and music are the best of its kind.<br /><br />However, these are not enough to hold Mom ...
Mom begins at night in her final moment or so a long and slow dying, this first scene just sets a lot of things, in life, in the film moving, she needs to see someone, and the moment she meets the man by the name of Gert, she tells him that she wants to leave her life in the past but at the same time to live again beca...
This movie has to be one of the most boring and stupid movies that Perrugorria have done. <br /><br />It looks like a commercial from beginning to end. The ¨director¨spent the whole time on a tripod, it doesn't have pace, rhythm. It's illogical. what a mess. You can tell what's gonna happen since the first 15 minutes, ...
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This movie has to be one of the worst I have ever seen. I know that it is based on a true story, because I read it years ago. I think to people, I think that movie may be viewed or thought as something that is suppose be a good or funny movie, however, I thought that it was really bad. I know that I must be very uneduc...
This movie has to be put on my list of top worst movies of all time. This movie was just as unbelievable as the Matrix. The editing was done very poorly, to say the least. The animation was not even decent for the first Matrix Movie, with the lack of depth and quality for graphics. The characters, were obviously very e...
I have just seen Caribe a couple of nights ago at the annual Vistas Film Festival held here in Dallas, and I must express my discontent. The opening caption tries to tell us that the film is a portrayal of the current invasion of South American countries (Costa Rica, in this particular case) by North American oil compa...
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I have just seen Caribe - Una Isla del Pasado on the television late one night. I am 19 years old and have to say, this movie doesn't fit into the category i thought it was going in too at first. Before i saw it, I thought it sounded pretty good because at a younger age i wasn't aware of certain concepts. At first i th...
I have just seen Caribe, a documentary from Colombia about a group of farmers who have come together to build a coffee plantation run by the people who live there. These people are mainly Afro-colombian; people from Africa brought to Colombia during the times of the colonial powers. When they began to build their plant...
This movie was produced by the biggest producer in Costa Rica. Although their authors brag about it as a the biggest movie in Costa Rica ever made and their actors even dare to say that they didn't get an Oscar Nomination due to it's political relevance with oil (-he he, right) ...Well, this is all a lie. This movie wa...
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This movie was produced by Roger Corman, who was known for his B-movies. That's all the movie deserves to be. It's the story of a scientist who is accidentally murdered by a robot he had built, and then it's up to a police inspector to clear up the case. There's quite a bit of unnecessary gore in the movie. All in all,...
This movie was produced by the late Gene Seitz and directed by William Keighley, who was a major director during the later days of Hollywood's golden age. It seems very unlikely that he went to great pains to direct this film and then let it be used as a vehicle for making a very long, cheapie, no-name production compa...