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This movie is really BAD, there is nothing appealing or worth of commentary in it except for the beautiful settings: Chilean landscape. I know I must supply four lines as a commentary for this movie, but the thing is that it is such a bad movie, that I can only say that is actually BAD. Michael Ironside is the only one...
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This movie is really BAD, really REALLY BAD. First of all, the story has no continuity. There are a few parts that are great, but overall it stinks. I will now go into the story line. The plot is, as i said before, REALLY BAD. And it is confusing. They are a group of people camping, and 3 of them get attacked or someth...
This movie is really BAD, I have got to warn you, you might have a heart attack from laughing at all these bad actors. I loved this movie, I mean, it's not a movie that is suppose to be taken seriously, it's not a horror movie, or a slasher movie, its not. But it is a really funny movie that you might find worth watchi...
The DVD for this film is by Alpha Video--a company that almost always releases the poorest quality prints. In Alpha's defense, often that is the only print available, but the specialize in public domain and cheap-o films. If you can find another print by a different company, try it first as the print for this film is s...
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The DVD for this film is in black and white while the actual film itself is in color. It's a strange difference indeed. It is obvious this film was made at a time of great financial need. What we get in spite of these limitations is an intelligent and poignant exploration of the conflict and futility of war. This film ...
The DVD for this film states that the film was originally a project to reunite the members who starred on "The Brady Bunch". However, only a few minutes into the film it is apparent that a lot of the actors and actresses did not want to get involved. A few years after this film was made, the lead actress in this film, ...
Director Fabio Barreto got a strange Academy Nominea for his last movie O Quatrilho. Quatrilho is a bad movie, but in Bella Donna, Barreto did one of the Worst movies of All Time. His adaptation of the novel Riacho Doce is ridiculous. Think with me how poor brazilians fishermen speak a perfect english? In the film they...
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Director Fabio Barreto got a big boost when Al Pacino's name was attached to this project. This was the same guy who directed a short segment, and then a documentary about Al, for an HBO series about celebrity drug addiction called "Requiem IV". Then Pacino appeared in the film, and then directed it, and then wrote it:...
Director Fabio Barreto got a lot of attention when he came to the industry with 'Nuit Noire' to which the title of this film 'Despertares' might refer, although i feel it also refers to the concept of 'nouvelle vague'. This film follows the lives and relationships of four couples in Lisbon. All of the films are very we...
The movie is a happy lullaby, was made to make us sleep. And that´s what we do, as we dream about the top beautiful Natasha Henstridge. No screenplay, no deep characters, nothing special. So, let´s sleep.
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The movie is a happy one, which is an excellent way to kill off your life with a small problem in it. So far this problem never got a chance to get bigger than a flea that got eaten by your dog.<br /><br />The story is very weak. The problem with it is that no one character, is actually really memorable or real or nice...
The movie is a happy, very entertaining family movie. The story and the characters will keep your attention till the end. The acting is not great, but it's a movie for kids and it doesn't need a lot of great acting, but it does need a good story. Everyone can understand it and therefore it is a movie which is easy to w...
Since Paul Kersey was running short of actual relatives to avenge, the third installment in the "Death Wish" saga revolves on him returning to New York to visit an old war buddy. He arrives only to find out that Brooklyn entirely changed into a pauperized gangland and that youthful thugs killed his friend and continuou...
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Since Paul Kersey was running the show in the original "Death Wish," I was looking forward to seeing him as the lead in this sequel. Unfortunately, my hopes were dashed within minutes. <br /><br />First off, Kersey's character is no longer the vigilante of legend, but instead is the owner of a karate school that takes ...
Since Paul Kersey was running for sheriff he better get some acting lessons because the most intense action scenes have to be explained by him yelling at the top of his lungs. I guess his acting lessons would run a quarter of the way into how Paul Kersey became the Night Stalker. The only thing worse was watching the e...
The 3rd in the series finds Paul Kersey (Bronson) turning vigilante to get revenge on the thugs that murdered his old buddy. I don't know why this movie shoved me into it, but somehow it did. I found myself rooting for Bronson to wipe the floor with those punks. Every time he blew one of them away I felt good. This mov...
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The 3rd in the series is truly the best. The story of this flick is somewhat similar to The Lost World, in that it takes place on a plateau isolated from the outside world by flying monsters.<br /><br />The story is told rather episodically, and with a very low key atmosphere that is highly effective (although the mons...
The 3rd in the series seems to be a better one than the 2nd and has the best cast of them all, but it's still very disappointing.<br /><br />The cast is superb. You would think that a film that has Michael Caine, John Huston, Eli Wallach, and Burgess Meredith together on screen would be a decent drama. Well it's more a...
Naked Deanna Troi! <br /><br />Richie's brother Chuck (from "Happy Days") with a reverse mohawk!<br /><br />Death Wish 3 has all this and more, including one clever scene where Chuck Bronson's character sets up a mousetrap like device that brains a punk when he opens the window.<br /><br />Chuck also places a board wit...
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Naked Deanna Troi! <br /><br />This movie is not as good as many of the other Corman pictures. There's no great story line, although it's not a completely bad tale. The acting is above average, with the women out-performing. But the plot is pretty dull, and the ending totally predictable. <br /><br />Deanna Troi of `St...
Naked Deanna Troi! <br /><br />I rented this movie on the basis that I had previously enjoyed the two previous films in the series by the same director - and that is not a good basis for making a decision. It's a real shame this film and the last one (which I haven't seen yet) were directed by him as he is no doubt cap...
OK, I just flipped channels and caught DW3. I watched it knowing it would be trash..BUT..as a person who has seen tons of films, this one stands up there as one of the most purely bad films I have ever seen...I'm not kidding. It is so bad you have to watch it, like a bad accident you can't turn away from. Sometimes the...
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OK, I just flipped channels in the middle of this movie, because it looked like I was tuning in and no one had anything to say about it. The previews looked really good, I thought, but I can't say enough bad things about what I viewed. It was completely unengaging, and pretty much unwatchable. The actors were not parti...
OK, I just flipped channels at random one night and found this movie with the description and preview of it on the Guide Book. The premise was pretty bad and the whole movie was not exactly what I expected although at the start I was a tiny bit excited. I just watched it without really thinking about it too much but I ...
"Death Wish 3" is the movie equivalent of a shooting gallery. All the characters (apart from Bronson's Paul Kersey, of course) exist merely to be killed, either as "provocation" (the good guys) or as "retribution" (the villains). The director simply pours on the mindless violence (people even get burned alive and blown...
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"Death Wish 3" is the most brutal and the most gory of the whole series. There is absolutely no humor here. The dialogues are really dumb and the whole film just a long sequence of torture-murders. The acting of all the characters is awful, even the usually fine and funny action/family-film actors like Martin Landau an...
"Death Wish 3" is the third film in the series about the New York City cop Mark "The Blade" Vada (a splendid performance by Charles Bronson whose name, by the way, is nowhere to be seen in the closing credits!), a ruthless but extremely efficient police officer who is assigned to the protection of a young girl whose li...
This is slightly less sickening than the first two films, but otherwise it's business as usual: a scuzzy, sleazy and unbalanced slice of diseased cinema. Charles Bronson is back, blasting into action when his friend is killed by yobs terrorising the neighbourhood. Crime, you see, is up 11% in the South Belmont area... ...
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This is slightly less sickening than "Dolemite 2", though not by very much. I could have understood someone arguing that "Dolemite 3" is the best of the lot, as it is the most entertaining and contains the most nudity, though it is definitely the cheesiest. That goes especially for the plot of the movie, that of a supe...
This is slightly less sickening than the recent Hideo Gosha film "Ju-On: The Grudge" but still fairly effective. The direction is strong. The acting is good. The story is interesting. The dialogue is a bit hackneyed but not bad; the story is fairly complex with many characters, so it's hard to hold it all in your head ...
This movie lacked credibility for two reasons. One, no mayor of a major city, and New York is certainly as major as it gets. Would allow a borough in his city to degenerate into such a violent place to live; especially for voters who could have much to say about his or her future job security. All of the victims in the...
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This movie lacked credibility for the most part. The idea that they could have a party that goes on for 22 days, get married in a matter of minutes, and be off on a perfect honeymoon, seems not only incredibly unlikely in itself, but it's difficult to believe that anyone would waste $3M on a film without a good central...
This movie lacked credibility for me. All the people I know in the Marines, this was not in their vocabulary.<br /><br />The Marines I know are smart and tough, but they don't talk the way the actor did. The film was mostly bad, for two reasons. One, I didn't find the main character to be interesting or credible. Two, ...
This movie could very well have been a propaganda movie for the North americian falangist party - or some similar group... The strong man (Kersey) places himself above the law (but not outside the law) and liberates upstanding citizens by killing worthless trash. The only thing that made me think it wasn't made by the ...
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This movie could very well be about one of the most important things in our society: politics. If so, it is a very weak one. It does not seem like the director is trying to prove anything, and the movie can be more accurately described as a collection of various clips that are more or less loosely tied together. The sc...
This movie could very well be the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. A friend gave me this movie "as a joke". I was trying to be a good friend and watch the movie since my friend found it on the back of a shelf and said that it was funny, when I actually noticed he was going to laugh AT me watching this "thing". ...
I was disappointed with the third film in the "Death Wish" series and wouldn't recommend this unless you are really into Bronson. He is his usual self in this one, maybe a bit lighter hearted than in the others; the rest of the cast is good if your watching a movie of the week on T.V. - the whole film has the productio...
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I was disappointed with the TV movie "The King of the Cowboys," partly because I have always been a huge Michael Landon fan. But this film just had the "made for TV" feel to it. It wasn't bad, just didn't quite make it. I still love my DVDs.<br /><br />The movie "King of the Cowboys" tells the tale of the "King," a tra...
I was disappointed with the movie (for the first part of it) and I was pleasantly amazed with the ending. I had no idea the other story lines would mesh as well as they did. I won't give out any more info, but I can tell you that I was delighted to find out that all the other relationships in the movie were resolved an...
I would put Death Wish 3 in the same box as Stallone's Cobra and Commando. The box that I would sell for $2 at a garage sale with all the videos inside. The story is about the main character coming back from the previous movies' success to ruin it all with this load of trash. Why did the makers want to destroy the repu...
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I would put Death Wish III on the top of my list for the worst movies ever made.<br /><br />With such a premise as a mentally ill guy in a suit, I would think the worst an attempt would be made to make it good. Instead we get the worst acting I have ever seen and one of the most boring, uninteresting killings of a pers...
I would put Death Wish in the bottom 5 for this year. I've seen so many different styles like this in the recent months and not much of them were good at all. Death Wish looks good but it feels so fake. Maybe it's because all these movie makers have lost their creativity and they just can't come up with something that ...
Three businessmen are involved in a bar fight with three mysterious men. The three businessmen take revenge, which escalates to a murder after another. Supposedly the story is about the violence that could happen to ordinary people.<br /><br />The plot has too many holes. The details were ignored in order to move the s...
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Three businessmen are involved in a plot to assassinate the President of the UK, so why not get 6 people - an American Senator, a Mexican revolutionary, a young and beautiful British doctor, a cynical assassin, a mysterious Mexican girl and some psychotic man in a wheelchair - involved? "The Intruder" starts promisingl...
Three businessmen are involved in a deadly game in this dark and gory, but highly entertaining Italian thriller from Argento.<br /><br />Like just about every single Dario Argento movie I have seen (with the exception of The Brain That Wouldn't Die and, to a limited extent, The Phantom of Opera) this is one of his most...
Seeing this film for the first time twenty years after its release I don't quite get it. Why has this been such a huge hit in 1986? Its amateurishness drips from every scene. The jokes are lame and predictable. The sex scenes are exploitative and over the top (that is not to say that Miss Rudnik does not have nice boob...
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Seeing this film for the first time in over 40 years was a surprise--it's hard to put your finger on exactly what it is that's so affecting and yet strangely different about it, but you feel it throughout the film and the movie stays with you for some time to come.<br /><br />The film certainly has its flaws, as does o...
Seeing this film for the first time last night on TCM, I thought it looked terrific, then I started to realize who I was watching and then I got nervous. The fact that this film stars the author of "To Kill a Mockingbird," Harper Lee, was almost an insult to my intelligence. Now this is not to say that some of her scre...
This tale of the upper-classes getting their come-uppance and wallowing in their high-class misery is like a contemporary Mid-Sommerish version of an old Joan Crawford movie in which she suffered in mink. Here, people behave in a frightfully civilized manner in the face of adversity. A well-heeled London solicitor, (To...
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This tale of the upper-classes is an extremely beautiful story. Some of the scenes show some shocking actions for the 60's by today's standards, but this does not detract from the story. The acting is good, with a few standouts - Michael Craig as Tom, who gets the better of everything he tries to achieve, Robert Powell...
This tale of the upper-classes of London is the best show on British television. I love all the characters; the story lines are interesting; the dialogue is first class; the writing is brilliant. The cast is amazing, with a wonderful supporting cast, none of which can be listed here because the limit of ten is not appl...
I was pulled into this movie early on, much to my surprise, because I hadn't intended to watch it at all. Now I wish I hadn't. The suspense starts out well, with the hit-and-run resulting in death and the question of whether the guilty character will confess, or be found out, or (doable now, though a no-no in the old d...
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I was pulled into this movie by the title, as it was written in a style that I had never seen before. Even the description I found didn't capture the weirdness I found inside. There are no great performances, nor is this film a deep meditation on some subject. What you're getting is more of a quirky little horror movie...
I was pulled into this flick by its cool, futuristic looking trailer, which is actually from the full movie. I was excited when I turned on the movie and the trailer starts rolling, a few seconds later a big surprise is revealed and the audience around me goes "Whoa".<br /><br />So... this movie starts out with a cute ...
I'm a huge fan of both Emily Watson (Breaking The Waves) and Tom Wilkinson (Normal) and was amused to see them upstaged by Rupert Everett (Dellamorte Dellamore) in this shockingly rather minor movie that had all the ingredients to be so much more. The too brief scenes in which he portrays a languid, infinitely entitled...
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I'm a huge fan of horror and sci-fi...but this movie is lame.<br /><br />It's not so much the cheesy effects of the 'alien' beings, which are pretty cool in certain scenes, but it's mainly the horrible script. The dialog can be painful to listen to in places - it would seem as though they just wanted to show off some a...
I'm a huge fan of David Lynch. My favorites of his are "Twin Peaks" and "Blue Velvet." This movie was a disappointment. I have tried to watch this movie a few times and never succeeded. I think this movie was a rip off of the "Panic in the Streets" and "The Thing." (The way the government treats the people, the way the...
First of all, I would like to say that I am a fan of all of the actors that appear in this film and at the time that I rented it, I wanted to like it.<br /><br />I think that the main reason that I was so disappointed was that the outside box promised me a suspense thriller. In my eyes, a suspense thriller for British ...
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First of all, I would say that I am not a big fan of "American" films, for I come from South Korea myself, and I think that I am the same generation and culture, as my parents and I are. When I watch American movies that are supposedly 'action' flicks, and that include things that seem a total lie. For example, in this...
First of all, I would like to start by saying the cinematography and design was awesome. It was so impressive when i started up the trailer to this film.<br /><br />But now let me say what i think about the storyline. It was just plain stupid with an unbelievable ending. I mean honestly, we all knew who the killer was ...
The basic genre is a thriller intercut with an uncomfortable menage-a-trois. Fellowes has tried to make a lot more out of this, using the lies of the title in order to bring about all manner of small twists, invariably designed to surprise the characters more than the audience.<br /><br />It's really rather messy thoug...
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The basic genre is a ghost story with good reason. The story is really more of a ghost story that comes to life as it goes along. The main story is very old. (It was in the 40's!) About two guys go to some spooky house. One is a man named Charles Lane, and the other goes by the name of Richard Carstone - He's going the...
The basic genre is a romance, and what's so bad about a good romance, if it is done well? Too many movies (and more books and TV shows) have been about romance for that to be considered something different than a genre... but the romance genre has been done so extremely well for so many years that we tend to forget tha...
Starting with a tearjerking poem and images of american missiles, starving children and mutilated palestinians I quickly realised that this was not going to be a objective documentary. 5 youths convicted after the gothenburg riots are interviewed and give a very confused explaination why they had to trash the citycente...
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Starting with a tearjerking poem about how even though I can't touch a thing that happened 30 years in the past, I can remember so clearly. Now I have to share how this movie really did not suck, just the opposite. I don't know of anyone who will admit it, but it's real love this movie brings forth. It's not some silly...
Starting with a tearjerking poem about father love and then coming up with 15 years of a good life ruined and the hope of getting back is in the eyes, hands and brains of the main hero/heroine.<br /><br />This movie does not have one of the common and easy scenarios it has a simple but at the core of it being something...
Writer & director Robert Downey, Sr., a pioneer of the underground film movement in the 1960s, satirized the New York Madison Avenue advertising world with his avant-garde comedy "Putney Swope." Downey doesn't confine his ridicule to advertising, but tackles black militant culture, the dynamics in Hollywood's portrayal...
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Writer & director Robert Downey, Jr. turns in a solid thriller about a young woman with psychic powers and her battle to keep her powers and her sanity. Well, the sanity bit would have come in a lot easier had downey's script been a little more sane! Downey has given us a decent, interesting movie. The movie is solidly...
Writer & director Robert Downey, Jr. and writer Charles B. Pierce apparently wrote this movie together as an attempt to make a 'funny' or a 'smart' comedy on the level of 'The Naked Gun: The Blue Spy' but instead made one of the most insufferable films of all-time, not only because of the bad jokes (and the film is mos...
Black and white satire of a Madison Avenue ad agency being taken over by blacks. They're headed by Putney Swope (Arnold Johnson) who is determined to change things. However he turns out to be even WORSE than his white predecessors. That's about as original as this gets.<br /><br />I'm sure this was considered daring an...
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Black and white satire of the highest order. It's the '50s. The US is recovering from the shock of the war. The world is a strange and dangerous place and everyone wants to be protected.<br /><br />I will have people come to me at the end of the film and say that they didn't understand it, but they understand that it w...
Black and white satire of the human condition and 80's corporate world. The director was in it in a minor part, so I know some things weren't quite right (but then again, I may have made them worse by editing things...). The best satire I've ever seen.
I think Downey was perhaps inspired by French new-wave.<br /><br />Who wasn't?<br /><br />Unfortunately, what he ended up creating here was more along the lines of crackhead new-wave.<br /><br />A synapse is obviously a terrible thing to lose and Downey appears to have lost plenty. <br /><br />Just say no, indeed. In m...
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I think Downey was perhaps a bit too mature, and his character just not "funny enough", but when compared against this latest comedy by the British team behind Hot Fuzz, I think Hot Fuzz should be titled "Hot F***z" as it's even more ridiculous than this one.<br /><br />Some great British actors are wasted on this movi...
I think Downey was perhaps miscast in my opinion. I usually like him but here he just seemed as though he didn't really understand the role, I wouldn't have thought him an effective writer until reading about the writer. He seemed in a way as though he was trying to over compensate for his shortfalls rather than doing ...
This is a poor excuse for a movie. A film noir done by Busbee Berkeley? Please! First, let's forget about the plot, a truly simple-minded version of a cynical tough guy turned into a saint by the love of a pretty blonde. Yechh. So what turns her from despising him to loving him? Along with a group of other guys, he hel...
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This is a poor excuse to use every clichéd stereotype about women, men, cops, ex-cops, lawyers, doctors, religious fanatics, the military, the government, etc. without the slightest provocation or justification whatsoever. There are many more competent, interesting cop-thrillers out there, if you want to see one that i...
This is a poor excuse for a film. It is laughably bad, with a ridiculous plot, poor acting, and pathetic special effects. How anyone could take such tripe seriously is beyond me.<br /><br />This film is so terrible that it would be amazing were it to be found anywhere other than a horror/cult/cheese film festival...a f...
The Monkees "Head" is one of those peculiar phenomenons I've noticed- that when something doesn't make sense, people will try to read things into it and give it great deep meanings, which its creator never intended. Such is the case here.<br /><br />The movie is a stream-of-consciousness spectacle of The Monkees floati...
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The Monkees "Head" is one of my favorite movies of all time, especially compared to the movie "Hey Babii." There's also The Andy Griffith Show, The Brady Bunch, I Love Lucy, Bewitched, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Good Times, Sanford and Son, and The Cosby Show, also great T.V. shows.<br /><br />I could never figure out ...
The Monkees "Head" is one of the greatest rock documentaries out there. <br /><br />This film captured the raw energy of the Monkees perfectly. From the filming of the show, to their performance, to the chaos of their daily lives. It is incredible how much of their lives director Michael Rubenfeld captured in this one ...
at a Saturday matinee in my home town. I went with an older friend (he was about 12) and my mom let me go because she thought the film would be OK (it's rated G). I was assaulted by loud music, STRANGE images, no plot and a stubborn refusal to make ANY sense. We left halfway through because we were bored, frustrated an...
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at a Saturday matinee in the '40s or so I've heard.<br /><br />At home I had the radio on and I could hear some of those who had heard the show the night before.<br /><br />I don't remember if I went to the movies on the day it was shown at the "Grand" <br /><br />Movies. But I've seen other programs in the same settin...
at a Saturday matinee in 1956 I was in the 5th grade and after the screen finished the credits it showed another animated short which I had never seen before or since then and I still dream of seeing it again and would love to buy a DVD of it... my memories of it have stuck in my head until now because it's an amazing ...
As their entire career was a pale impersonation of The Beatles, it is no surprise that, shortly after the great fiasco of the Beatles "Magical Mystery Tour," the Monkees would follow up with their own insipid and creative morass of a movie, called "Head." Both movies are not so much a true story with a plot (though MMT...
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As their entire career was based on the fact that their name had been "billed" first in Hollywood studios, both of these gentlemen should have been blackballed - no way in hell that they could be used by anybody in the business again, if they have that sort of arrogance.<br /><br />If we were to take the example of Joh...
As their entire career was going down the drain, the two former "Dukes Of Hazzard" stars decided to make a movie based on one of their previous movies, "Dukes Hazzard: The Last Ride", with all the old cast members, with new "Dukes" stars, and a couple new faces as "Dukes Of Hazzard" villains. But it's only the beginnin...
This is possibly the worst movie i've ever seen, it was horribly done it didn't flow it was very choppy, because of that many people didn't understand the movie at all. I had to watch this movie several times before I got an idea about what was happening, OK its like this a kid stole someones car and while running from...
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This is possibly the worst film I have EVER seen, I don`t even know how to describe it, the only reason I am writing this, is to save you all the pain of having to watch this, because all you have to do, is trust me. This is without a doubt the worst film i have ever seen, you just cant make heads or tails of it, every...
This is possibly the worst movie I've seen in a long time. The plot has no depth, and all the actors are quite horrible even the supposed star. I usually like horror but this is just so bad, nothing happened, the acting was horrible and it kept the same plot for over an hour and a half. The movie had only a couple of s...
Talk about being boring!<br /><br />I got this expecting a fascinating insight into the life of the man who wrote the mythical Night on the Galactic Railroad. I expected to see crazy stories and hijinks of an eccentric man and to discover his inspirations for such bizarre material. Boy, was I wrong.<br /><br />Spring a...
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Talk about being boring!<br /><br />Boring is what A BEAUTY BEWARES is for me. It's a very boring way of telling the viewers where the heroine, the model Linda Evans, is coming from; her family history, from her mother's point of view... It's boring, boring and more boring. <br /><br />The acting is poor.<br /><br />Th...
Talk about being boring!<br /><br />I saw this movie at a pre-release screening about a year ago, and the theater was nearly completely empty. They'd only sold 12 (yes - dozen) tickets. At first, you figure they were just people who were curious about it ... not knowing what they'd get into. But after seeing it, it's n...
Being a history buff, I rented this movie because of the subject matter. The idea of the Ellis Island experience at the turn of the century focusing on one small group is intriguing. Unfortunately, the movie falls flat. Much of the story is simply boring; nothing much happens for long stretches. The director uses goofy...
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Being a history buff, I love anything with the American Revolutionary War. And the Battle of Saratoga was a very important event during that war. However, this film was pretty cheesy. I found it entertaining, though for some reason it made me angry, maybe because it wasn't very accurate.<br /><br />Although not accurat...
Being a history buff, I had been hoping for a good portrayal of this period of time. This movie let me down in just about every aspect. This movie had absolutely no historical accuracy whatsoever. The British soldiers uniforms looked like something straight out of a western movie, nothing like they would have looked ba...
***POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW*** <br /><br />What a long and mostly uninteresting movie! Who were these characters? Why didn't I care about them? If I'm going to watch a movie for two hours, I'd like to care about somebody or something. <br /><br />We know that Salvatore dreamed of the riches to be found in the new world....
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***POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW*** <br /><br />This film is the latest in the series of films being directed by former members of the Monty Python group. These include "Holy grail", "Life of Brian", and now "The Three ages." The film is actually three long films connected by the same title and the passage of time. The first...
***POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW*** <br /><br />This was a very strange film by James Whale. It basically follows the old tale of a jealous husband who has his young wife murdered. However, this time it is not a man, but a woman, Elenore, played to the extreme by Lili Damita, who falls madly in love with the family's houseke...
The best part in this movie is the first one, located in Sicily, I suppose. Crialese shows a good talent for photography and the movie start is delightfully surprising. The rest of the story is quite boring. Crialese uselessly insists on stereotypical situations and characters, trying to melt neorealistic suggestions a...
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The best part in this movie was the beautiful scenery that surrounded them and the fact that they were in the open air most of the time. Unfortunately, none of this was enough to save the movie. Basically, there were two plots. One was that the doctor and some other characters are trying to solve an "episode" of mass i...
The best part in this "film" is the beautiful landscape of Japan that is used. The actors are awful, and so is the story. It is really very unbelievable, that just because 2 lovers from different religions are not accepted in society, they are willing to kill all 4 people, so they can live a life together. That is just...
The most generic, surface-level biography you could hope for. Busey's impersonation of Holly is accurate -- but who wants to hear Gary Busey sing "Maybe Baby"? Typically, the members of the Hollies are used for comic relief and melodrama (Smith and Stroud, respectively) instead of as people or even characters. When Hol...
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The most generic, surface-level biography of F. Scott Fitzgerald ever to be made should be avoided at all costs. With only the most cursory knowledge of his work and life, the writer/director/producer/builder of "City of Angels" (a very loose and, at times, unfaithful version of Scott's life) gives viewers no reason to...
The most generic, surface-level biography I have seen. This is as though they've taken a standard script for one of these "great minds of man" biographical documentaries and merely altered names and places. It would appear that the filmmakers had no access to the people and organizations to which the film-makers were a...
I always think it would be nice if you could somehow have a 'sneak preview' at some of the old movies that are re-released on DVD, before you purchase them. That way you could save yourself some time, money and a certain degree of aggro when you feel so utterly let down.<br /><br />"The Buddy Holly Story" is such a mov...
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I always think it would be fun to make a movie about this, because it would probably be so cheesy. Like everyone else, I didn't quite understand why they did what they did, but I guess it was probably because of what they read in the newspaper. I watched this as a late night movie, when nothing else was on TV. I guess ...
I always think it would be a good movie when I know I am going to see a movie. If the trailer made it seem that the movie would be worth seeing it is a guarantee there will be an empty chair at a movie theater or at least people who leave the theatre halfway into the movie because they get tired of boredom.<br /><br />...
This movie would have been alright, indeed probably excellent, if the directors would have left the interviews and the concert footage separate. "Into the Void" is a great song, and I hate how it is cut off at the best part to go to an mumbling interview with Ozzy Osbourne. That should have been at the end of the film,...
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This movie would have been great if it hadn't been for the stupid ending. It was terrible. Not that I blame the actors, of course. I blame the director. Even if a movie is as bad as all hell, I don't go see it for the ending alone. I have to agree with some of the users of this website. This movie seems like one giant ...
This movie would have been more interesting if the story and characters had been more real. The actors that played the main characters did a fine job of showing a relationship in this movie, but the story lacked the detail that's needed to make it worth watching. There are parts of this movie that don't appear to make ...
To remake "Lost Horizon", as a musical, the need for a Rodgers & Hammerstein or Lerner & Lowe type musical composition was needed. Burt Bacharach and Hal David were the wrong choice. Having said that, my favorite thing about "Lost Horizon", is its score. It's just that the score doesn't fit the piece. The cast, is made...
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To remake "Lost Horizon", as the makers of "Cabin by a Lake" did so many years ago, was a good idea. I won't try to compare the two movies in terms of plot or acting, because they are simply two different movies, 1942 v. 1999. However, I was impressed by the filming locations: many of the same as featured in the origin...
To remake "Lost Horizon", as the original had the distinction "no sequel," would be an extremely tough act. But I think this 1936 adaptation of that novel is more than up to the task. The original 1933 version (a major hit at the time) had Jimmy Stewart in a romantic lead with Barbara Stanwyck. This 1936 remake had Ste...
I was an extra on this film, in the part shot at the airport in the first 15 minutes or so; I was one of the fleeing (mostly Mexican) Bangladeshi refugees running across the runways at Ryan Field in Tucson. At one point, standing around in our turbans as we waited for another shot, one of my fellow extras turned to me ...
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I was an extra on the scene in which Richard Kiley plays the cajun band leader.<br /><br />The film was shot in Lake Charles and the surrounding area. It was a unique film for its time...it was the first real-life musical I had ever seen. We did not have television in the 1950s. There was film, books, etc.<br /><br />I...
I was an extra on the show for 4 episodes. As a kid, I thought it was 'so cool' that I was on television. The show ran for some 6 years and was always a massive success - thanks in part to that kid Chris. As I see on this site, it was his second or maybe third show on TV. Chris is a guy who was very young and naive whe...
..but unfortunately no one thought about having Van killed in order to save this doomed production. The only positive thing about him in the film is his nice singing voice...too bad the songs are mostly insipid and sappy. Why did I hate Van so much? Well, throughout the film he seemed like he was doing a third-rate Sou...
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..but unfortunately no one thought that it. This is a typical movie with nothing but one liners and cheap gags (like the fat guy with the tiny dick which gets smaller when the girl is with him ...). This has nothing to do with the real world.... but why would it, "so called" films exist exactly to escape reality ...<br...
..but unfortunately no one thought to hire an actual director. I have never seen such a confusing, hodge-podge of a movie as this one. They can't even get the little details like dates and ages correct. The 'movie' starts out in the summer and ends in the fall (although I am no expert on those date and moon cycle so I ...
I can imagine what happened for this film to come into being: a bunch of studio guys are sitting around, drinking gin-and-tonic, maybe a joint, and one of them comes up with the idea that it would be great if they could find a film that would bridge the generation gap, which at that time was about as far apart as Archi...
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I can imagine what happened. There was this one kid in their acting class. The kid was terrible, so obviously the instructor said "No problem!" Let us cast all five of us in your production." So, the instructor does what he does for a living as much of the time as he can. This film was horrible to watch. The story and ...
I can imagine what happened to the film.<br /><br />The concept was interesting, but the story doesn't really go there... and I don't mean that there's no story there, I mean there's no logic to the story. And this movie doesn't make sense on more than one level. I'm not saying there's no story. There's a story, but I ...
I watched "Deadly Voyage" because David Suchet was in it, after enjoying him in the "Poirot" series. And Joss Ackland is always worth watching, so I went into the film with an expectation of it being a potentially worthwhile film. Alas, it was not to be.<br /><br />I won't bother critiquing the performances, the pacing...
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I watched "Deadly Voyage" because someone mentioned it in the IMDb listing of the film versions of Edgar Wallace books and I've watched quite a few. The listing gave the picture a very high score. So I thought this would be great. What an odd mixture of genres!! "The Spy With a Cold Heart" is the better title, as the o...
I watched "Deadly Voyage" because I was intrigued to see the cast from "Night of the Comet", including John Ireland and Steve West, reunite to make another futuristic sci-fi film set in the distant future.<br /><br />"Deadly Voyage" stars Dean Cain as a scientist who finds that there is a black hole near Saturn. He sen...
I put down this vehicle from Robert De Niro and Eddie Murphy, and Murphy in particular the first time but having seen it again, recently, I can see that it does have some very funny bits.<br /><br />This is by no means to say that this is the greatest buddy comedy of all time, but really what can you do to the already ...
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I put down this vehicle to the writers. I am a big fan of Jim Carrey's work because it's so raw, his heart and soul shine through his facial expressions like no other. Yet unfortunately he appears to have a writer in this film that is not as raw, not near as open as the man he portrays in reality. His real life express...
I put down this vehicle of entertainment on the basis of a trailer, one of those "it should be a great movie" trailers. They can usually be trusted to give a great idea of what the finished film is like. Not this time.<br /><br />The concept was pretty good. I liked the premise: a group of women going to prison to put ...
Watching Showtime I got the impression that the producers got the idea to put Robert DeNiro and Eddie Murphy just for the sake of having a film that co-starred the two of them. Other than that I can't think of a reason to justify the film's existence. Not that it isn't amusing in spots, it certainly is, but the concept...
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Watching Showtime I got the feeling, that the acting in one episode was only slightly better, in comparison to the next episode. Maybe this was only due to one person being really bad during every episode. Maybe, also, it might be because I just have noticed some of the worst acting I have ever seen being filmed. I don...
Watching Showtime I got the opportunity to watch this. It didn't live up to my expectations, but it was good nonetheless.<br /><br />John Wayne does his best as a tough guy who gets into trouble. John Scott Thompson also does well as the gang leader with something to prove. The other characters weren't as memorable, bu...
Two popular actors are paired in showtime like De Niro and Murphy playing a police and an actor. Although they share the most screen time together, they do not reach their expected performances such films like Analyse This, Meet the Parents, Dr Doolittle and Nutty Professor. The film starts interestingly but becomes a ...
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Two popular actors are paired together again on the big screen, this time to make a movie set in the 80's. The result is just painful. They have this "friend/love" thing going on, and they think that's okay. The problem is that the one is the worst actor I have ever seen in a good movie, and the other is the worst acto...
Two popular actors are paired in this movie, and they do better than you might expect... though nothing exceptional. This movie is not the worst thing ever made, but it's nothing special, either. The story is about a writer in New York, and a man he meets at a local hang-out. The hang-out is frequented by other writers...
With all the hype surrounding the stars of the movie, this movie left me wanting. I expected a much better movie considering the inclusion of the talents of Murphy, De Niro and Russo but found that the movie fell flat on it's face. Comedy sequences were overdone and the superior performances of the stars especially De ...
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With all the hype surrounding this film, it still had a lot to offer, and, I have to say, it was a great surprise. The storyline is strong and has potential to be a better film if they had done a better job with editing and dialogue, but it is still a great surprise. All of the actors did a fantastic job throughout the...
With all the hype surrounding this film in France and Europe in general it was nice to give this one a chance since in the past this had a promising sound track. The cast is great, the director seems to be an aspiring auteur with some interesting ideas, but when it came to putting this all together it went from bad to ...
The movie is not as funny as the director's preceding (and only other) movie, Shanghai Noon. Showtime did have its moments, but it did not satisfy me. Why it needed to be so foulmouthed, I don't know, but I give Showtime **/****
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The movie is not as good as the book. Although they both portray the same story. The book makes the movie come out a little better. The movie is pretty funny in a way. But the movie is short, the book makes this movie too short. All the actors except for the main leading guy, do okay. Even the cast is great. I especial...
The movie is not as interesting as it could be. Maybe the story is not so good. Nevertheless, there are good things in it. The acting is great, the music is appropriate, scenes with "Nan" are very good.<br /><br />A wonderful person - Zsuzsika Barany, 35 years (35/32) old. From Budapest. She is so hot with such an inno...
There comes a time in every big name actor's career when they get sloppy and accept projects that they wouldn't have touched with a 1000 ft. pole in their golden days. Remember "Taxi Driver"? That was a fine film. I can hardly believe that the De Niro of "Showtime" is the same actor.<br /><br />I would rather watch "Ti...
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There comes a time in every fan's life that he has to say that he will never see another film again. It is usually a case of utter disappointment in something they once enjoyed in some way; but this is not the case with my favourite series, Doctor Who. <br /><br />I had never liked the last four series, and as soon as ...
There comes a time in all our lives where one of the most vital things we need to remember is that we can be happy with who we are, there will always be that annoying person out there who doesn't agree with a certain person's idea, belief, culture or way of being or living.<br /><br />Although this film has been around...
MINOR PLOT SPOILERS AHEAD!!!<br /><br />How did such talented actors get involved in such mindless retreaded<br /><br />drivel? Robert DeNiro plays a Dumb Hollywood version of the standard<br /><br />violence prone tough cop (i.e., he beats up the bad guys and rolls his<br /><br />eyes at cops who prefer to stick by th...
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MINOR PLOT SPOILERS AHEAD!!!<br /><br />If you loved the Star Wars Trilogy, then you will probably love this prequel; or if you despoused the Trilogy, then you will hate this film to. Personally I have always despoused Star Wars, but then it's hard not to despode the Trilogy because the prequel is such a poor piece of ...
MINOR PLOT SPOILERS AHEAD!!!<br /><br />What is it that I am supposed to be reviewing for here anyway? A movie or a musical? One reviewer is absolutely right! It is neither. The music and the dancing are totally incidental to what is a completely ludicrous story. The reason that the show is given a three instead of a o...
Eddy Murphy and Robert De Niro should be a combination that results in a great comedy. Great expectationa often lead to dissapointment, and this proves to be the case.<br /><br />When Eddy as a police officer spoils a drug deal being done by Detective Robert, they botch it so badly that they end up doing a live action ...
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Eddy Murphy and Robert De Niro's latest film is a far better version of Murphy's 1983 film, Delirious...though it doesn't contain as much good material on one person. It is, nonetheless a very funny film! (My favorites being the bits on women, the bit at the end on the Oscars, and the bit on the American Pie franchise....
Eddy Murphy and Robert DeNiro were at their most talented when they did this film. They were both at the height of their careers when they made this film and it was the last time until 1996 that Eddy Murphy would work with Robert DeNiro. Eddy and DeNiro play rival hit men that are teamed up by mistake by the mafia. The...
Bubbling just beneath the surface of Showtime is a good idea. Actually, it's more like two or three ideas that constantly fight for screentime. This film doesn't just have its cake and eat it too; it has the whole bakery.<br /><br />Detective Mitch Preston (Robert De Niro) has a drug bust interrupted by the media and a...
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Bubbling just beneath the surface of this film are the signs of a strong directorial statement that never finds a voice with which to speak. There are a variety of things that make this film interesting. A beautiful woman is found by a young lawyer struggling with a midlife crisis. She and the lawyer end up falling in ...
Bubbling just beneath the surface of this film are two related themes: the loss of a culture and the loss of innocence. These themes are related, however, not through the plot, but through the characters. The director is trying to get across something about the impact of western influence on a native culture by having ...
I don't understand jokes. I do believe this is my problem with modern cinema, or those films that are made with millions of dollars in hopes that it will become the next greatest sensation. Isn't it odd – people just don't laugh as much anymore, and I do believe one of the diseases to that problem is the film "Showtime...
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I don't understand jokes. I guess I'm just stupid... but when movies like this get wide-release distribution that's what I feel, along with everyone else as well. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the brightest bulb who's been here. I just feel dumb for watching this movie, which the critics felt bad for the director of 'The...
I don't understand jokes. I guess this is one of the reasons I like this film so much, it's so dark that even the writer and director doesn't get the joke! But that means it makes a lot more people laugh as a lot of people don't really get it, i still do and that makes me happy.<br /><br />This is a wonderful film and ...
For all intents and purposes, Showtime was the worst movie I have ever seen.<br /><br />Why? Because having Deniro in the cast adds immediate credibility and makes you want to watch the movie. I had also made the mistake of watching 48 Hours and Beverly Hills Cop recently before seeing Showtime and for some strange rea...
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For all intents and purposes, "The Island of Dr. Moreau" is a mediocre movie that could have been a masterpiece if its budget had allowed for a tighter script, more interesting characters, and greater production values (even a good soundtrack would have made the movie a bit better).<br /><br />The film has many flaws, ...
For all intents and purposes, John Carpenter's "The Thing" is the perfect science fiction/horror movie. First and foremost it's a completely original script, one of only two movies that Carpenter ever penned, with the other being his own remake of William Castle's "The Tingler" which was obviously the originator for th...
This 3-hour made-for-TV miniseries came home with us from Blockbuster's this weekend. The production company clearly spent a lot of money on sets, costuming (Bridget Fonda, especially), and special effects (including a great Jim Henson talking polar bear & reindeer). They should have spent a bit more money getting a co...
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This 3-hour made-for-TV miniseries came on the Sunday night after I left for a visit to France. Having received my copy of the DVD, I watched it the following night, as the ending was shown on Channel 4 early the next morning.<br /><br />I loved the book and was intrigued by this film. When I first looked it up on IMDb...
This 3-hour made-for-TV miniseries came on TV at the wrong time. What a waste. The producers of "The Other Boleyn Girl" went for the historical accuracy rather than entertainment. This would have made a great film in 1938.<br /><br />I didn't miss a thing by missing it.
Sometimes Hallmark can get it right - like The 10th Kingdom - but many of their fantasy films plod, and this falls into the latter category. The version I saw may have been cut (a demon [?] shown in the trailer and publicity stills didn't appear), but anything that made the movie shorter can only be a blessing.<br /><b...
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Sometimes Hallmark can get it right. And in this case, the network's marketing of this made-for-TV movie was excellent--and helped to create one of the most exciting, yet still believable, stories of 1991.<br /><br />A young man goes to a church service in a small rural Arizona town, and asks everyone attending a quest...
Sometimes Hallmark can get it right, and this is one of those times. I just bought this film on DVD and it was the perfect choice for a rainy Sunday afternoon. It is a rare gem that shows you how love and caring for each other really works. As the other user pointed out, this was a film that made me cry and made me lau...
"The Snow Queen" is based on the famous and very beautiful fairytale by Hans Christian Andersen, about a girl, Gerda, who goes on a dangerous journey to rescue her friend Kai from the clutches of the Snow Queen. This adaption attempts to capture that story's sense of adventure and luminously intricate imagery through l...
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"The Snow Queen" is based on a story by Hans Christian Andersen. When he first brought it to the screen (in the late seventies) I was only 7 years old but I still remember the film to this day. It is, without a doubt, my all-time favorite film. When I started looking for a copy of the film to show my wife and daughters...
"The Snow Queen" is based on a fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen. And that is the only thing that's good about this movie! It's pretty boring and doesn't exactly keep your interest throughout the entire movie (although it's not nearly as boring as it sounds...it could have been much worse). The movie had a pretty o...
DANGER: Watch for falling spoilers...<br /><br />Boy, was this a bad movie. I know that they were going for a "true love conquers all" kind of thing, but about all this film conquered was about 3(which felt more like 9) hours of my afternoon which I will never get back. The movie is about two young lovers named Kai and...
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DANGER: Watch for falling spoilers...<br /><br />"The Long Weekend" is a film about two British ladies on a long, long weekend. It starts at 9:00 AM with a couple's morning routine: getting out of bed, brushing your teeth, getting dressed... you get the idea? Then the two women take off to stay with one of them in a co...
DANGER: Watch for falling spoilers...<br /><br />The worst movie of 1987 was made by the same writer (John Hough) who wrote some of the best 80's action movies, and it was made by a studio (Warner Bros.) who specializes in action movies. How could this have happened? Who knows? What's more astounding is that this movie...
Rudolph Maté's film from 1950 is given a revamp for the 80's, Dexter Cornell(Dennis Quaid) is a university lecturer who used to have a successful writing career, but thats now gone down the tubes along with his marriage. The initial exposition plants the notion in the viewers mind that everybody has something against h...
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Rudolph Maté's film from 1950 has the reputation of a cult film for a reason. The story of it and the way the film is made has not been forgotten by generations of sci-fi fans. And since the sci-fi genre has been growing, the film keeps getting a new audience.<br /><br />Although this is not the best Pufnstuf film in m...
Rudolph Maté's film from 1950 is the classic for those who think that it's only the sound of the music and the words of the songs themselves that make a musical a masterpiece. It was a real innovation in the genre, a real change-of-gear compared to Busby Berkley's previous masterpieces.<br /><br />Berkley is best-known...
Great story and great lead actors (Quaid and Ryan) but the movie suffers from bad directing,bad screenplay and bad script.The lead actors do their part but could not save the movie at all.Too bad because this could have been a good 80's style Hitchcock suspense/mystery/thriller.Ryan looked so young and fresh in this on...
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Great story and great lead in Christopher Walken, but the movie is one big contradiction, because all the movie is trying to be a real story yet there are some parts that seem completely out of place in this movie, some parts are too fake others are almost real but as a whole the movie comes up short!
Great story and great lead. My favorite moment ever was the scene when a black car stopped in front of the main guy and asked "Is it a date ?".. I've never seen that much depth and so many different situations to one story than this...I even cried once.... It's really not an opera...
I'm a fan of the 1950's original and about 20 minutes into this remake I started to think this was going to be as good as the original but it wasn't. The motive for the murders was incredibly stupid. Two of the lovers in the movie turn out to be brother and sister-excuse me while I barf. The main character stops in the...
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I'm a fan of the first D&D film. This one seems so pointless, though. Like The Lost World and the third D&D. Some of the actors, like Patrick Swayze were good, and the sets were actually pretty good, the sets had such character and atmosphere because they had been there as kids..they were old and worn...all the old fil...
I'm a fan of the original, having seen it more times than I can remember in the 70's and 80's. The original is dark, creepy, and highly entertaining. The remake is light, fluffy, and boring.<br /><br />I have not seen the 2006 TV remake, but I don't think it will add anything to this 2001 waste of time. <br /><br />Don...
Interesting plot but painfully dull. The script lacks... lacks acting. To me this film compares with "Made for TV" type movies. I was lucky to survive the film without falling asleep in my popcorn. I watched this film with my family. It is fairly safe to watch with your kids. (only 1 semi sex scene)If you wish to see a...
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Interesting plot but painfully dull. Why a writer like Kundera would choose to have a book about a group of political dissidents as a subject matter for his first screenplay is beyond me, but perhaps if he can see his novel on the screen he can feel satisfied. I can, however, feel satisfied that a dull script like this...
Interesting plot but painfully dull. It's shot with all the enthusiasm of one of those episodes of Mr Bean. If I wanted to see Mr Bean, I'd go out and buy an old episode of the TV series. I have a feeling that there is no DVD for A Foreign Affair.<br /><br />I just cannot see why anyone should be remotely interested in...
This review contains a partial spoiler.<br /><br />Shallow from the outset, 'D.O.A.' at least starts as if it might be a slick, entertaining piece of nonsense like Fincher's 'The Game'. It's central character(Dennis Quaid) suffers from a nightmarish sequence of events that appear to be setting up a twisted and cunning ...
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This review contains a partial spoiler.<br /><br /> This film is horrible, with the exception of a few well written characters and some of the dialogue. While the plot was very predictable and the acting was terrible, the cinematography was good enough to keep me watching. The camera work added a few scenes that seemed...
This review contains a partial plot summary.<br /><br />The main thing about this film that caught my attention is in the name of the film: "Blade Runner". To me, that is not a very good title. The film is not a "runner" like the films "Speed" or "Basic Instinct 2" are like "Speed 2" or "Basic Instinct 3".<br /><br />"...
POSSIBLE SPOILERS --<br /><br />I love Dennis Quaid and I like Meg Ryan. I was looking forward to seeing them together, being married and all, I wanted to see their on-screen chemistry. Okay, that being said, I guess the fact that they are actors, their off-screen relationship didn't have to permeate their performances...
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POSSIBLE SPOILERS --<br /><br />I have seen this movie several times. It seems to improve every time. I just recently saw it on the Lifetime Movie Network's weekly showcase, "Sensations." I saw the DVD at the "Supermarket of Horror" last week. It was fun to get back in the theater and watch the movie in a large screen ...
POSSIBLE SPOILERS --<br /><br />I first saw this movie when it was originally aired on TV, and I loved it. To me, this was a 9 or 10. The acting was, in all cases, excellent, and the plot fairly complex for a movie of 1974. The 1975 TV series was a much poorer version of the story, probably due to different expectation...
"D.O.A." is a non-thrilling thriller from directors Rocky Morton and Annabel<br /><br />Jankel. The acting is okay and the screenplay is pretty bad. This movie also has some moments which will make you laugh at how stupid the scenes of violence<br /><br />are. For example, someone is shot near a window. We then see fro...
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"D.O.A." is a non-thrilling thriller which is really a weak copy of "Death Wish" with Michael Parks in a very unusual performance as a doctor who accidentally kills a thug, and then takes him to his apartment while a policeman follows. The killer escapes and he's determined to get revenge on the doctor. A lot of bloodt...
"D.O.A." is a non-thrilling thriller. Peter Dvino (Lee Van Cleef) is a photographer and ex-CIA agent sent to Russia with a top-secret computer chip in order to sell it to a rival spy outfit - "Grey Shield". But Dvino doesn't know that his true target is a man named Surovecky (George Kennedy), who turns out to be a doub...
I rented this movie primarily because it had Meg Ryan in it, and I was disappointed to see that her role is really a mere supporting one. Not only is she not on screen much, but nothing her character does is essential to the plot. Her character could be written out of the story without changing it much.
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I rented this movie primarily because I love Jane Parker for being in it, but I also wanted to see some of the great old buildings and churches in Romania. Well, I won't lie. Some of the scenery is beautiful, the interior of the churches, the cobbled streets of the city, the castle and the country scenes. Yet, that's a...
I rented this movie primarily for one reason, a very interesting cast. I was very impressed by the acting which I found was very well done. The movie is an engaging drama about family values. It was a pleasant surprise in it's own right, and I recommend it to anyone looking for a little something different. For those w...
This meandering tale of mob revenge is simply not very interesting, even with Ed McMahon in a ripe role as the chief heavy. Jim Brown kicks ass effectively, Gloria Hendry proves again that she can bring life to even the poorest roles, and Brock Peters is decent as The Cop Who Plays By the Book. It's still dull and badl...
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This meandering tale of mobsters, gangsters, and the underworld of the American Mafia is a truly awful attempt at storytelling from one of the most well-respected men in Hollywood today. For a man that worked with the masters of cinema in the industry and helped launch the careers of some of the biggest stars in Hollyw...
This meandering tale of mobsters in 20's NYC has got to be the worst movie ever made. There has been nothing of merit here since the first 92 minutes of "A Star is Born," the rest of that film being a necessary afterthought, so forgive me if I go a little overboard in my denunciation of this stinker (it's not just a "l...
As a flagship show, Attack of the Show (AOTS) is endemic of the larger fall of G4 TV; it is a show (and a station) that has fallen so far that it parades sex to try and cover its glaring faults. Its predecessor, The Screen Savers, was a venue for troubleshooting technology problems and scouting out the latest and great...
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As a flagship show, Attack of the 6-Fingered Man is a mixed bag. It's so obviously on the cheap side that I can't help but wonder how much money's been thrown in the toilet over the years, but on the other hand, it's consistently creepy and is always a lot of fun.<br /><br />The man in the mask is a pretty fun killer w...
As a flagship show, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes was definitely a major disaster. One of the greatest movies (or perhaps film) in cinematic history. It could have been a decent feature with half-hearted effects and a good script. What they had was a great story with mediocre special effects and horrible acting. Attack...
This show is what happened to The Screen Savers after G4 got its hands on it, taking it from a useful source of computer-related information to a show that had as its high point the shoving of a miniature web server up someone's posterior.<br /><br />As G4's ratings plummeted, they moved away from their original target...
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This show is what happened when Jerry and George left their show. If only this show would stay around instead of Jerry and George. The main characters in the show are a couple of bunnies that are supposed to be very good friends with each other. There show was very short lived and did not have as many people who watche...
This show is what happened when The Simpsons, The Office, and American Idol took a bath together.<br /><br />Dwight & Jim from The Office and Homer from The Simpsons meet up with America's funniest idol, the new and improved DJ McGoo... and they all work together to take over the radio business! <br /><br />Dwight and ...
Since this show was changed from TSS (the screen savers) to AOTS (attack of the show)it has gone down hill. TSS with Yoshi and Kevin Rose Alex... etc. Made the show awesome, then they got fired from TSS for an unknown reason. When the show switched to AOTS, it became less about computers, and more about gaming and maga...
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Since this show was changed by ABC, it was awful, as if someone was trying to make it all about the "new kids" and taking away the fun. I loved this show, but I hate when people make it all about the new kids. This show was all about the old kids too and if the old kids didn't go the show wouldn't be a spin-off. I love...
Since this show was changed so much and made into a TV movie, I felt it only fair to comment. Although I have not seen the movie, I would like to comment on the show. Having only 25 minutes of the original, I felt like commenting on the original format, in case it was a lost opportunity before the movie was released.<b...
I saw this movie a while ago and I was looking forward to it. My biggest problem was having seen the trailer I was expecting a very stylish marshal arts movie with plenty of action and maybe a bit of plot to think about along the way. I was sorely disappointed as it would seem that once you have seen the trailer there ...
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I saw this movie a few days ago. In my opinion it is a really funny movie... If you can take it. I am living in Germany and we have a couple of big laughs every year. This is the best and biggest ever. Everybody is here. They are funny and they know it. I don't know how to describe it. You can't really know what's goin...
I saw this movie a long time ago in a drive-in, and it scared hell out of me. The plot is basically the same as "The Hills Have Eyes", in which the family goes out to the country on a camping trip and encounters all the usual desert creatures.<br /><br />The effects are pretty crude, but I didn't appreciate all the squ...
I'm still laughing- Not! I'm still asking my myself what the point was. I barely got a chuckle, this movie sucks. It tries to be charming and touching, but it turns out stupid. I do not recommend it.
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I'm still laughing- Not! I'm still chuckling- Not! This movie isn't even supposed to be a comedy, or if it is to be a comedy it fails miserably. The jokes are painfully, laughably, un-funny, the characters are one dimensional and the movie is boring. Its supposed to be an adventure in Africa but all we get is a man wal...
I'm still laughing- Not! I'm still sad and heart broken- Not! I'm still confused! - Yes I AM! This one was just horrible.<br /><br />The story had no point, the acting was worse...<br /><br />I couldn't wait for it to be over so I wouldn't have to sit through any more. Save your money folks...don't waste time on this o...
This is one of the most predictable movies I have ever seen. And this supposed to be funny..... Boring, boring, boring. Find the fast forward button at your remote and use it... I can`t say I laughed once, and the only good feeling this movie gave me was relief when it ended.
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This is one of the most disappointing movies I've seen in a long time. After having a lot of fun with the first one, a good movie to try to add on to it, I was excited. However I found it hard to get in to, and when it's over, I just didn't get it.<br /><br />I saw another one of their direct to video sequels just the ...
This is one of the most hilarious movies ever filmed. The jokes will never get old -- this movie stands the test of time. Great movie for all ages. My children are 20 and 17 and they love it.
The most accurate description of how Billy Crystal fairs in "My Giant" is to say that this movie is to his career as "Ishtar" was to Warren Beaty's - it didn't ruin it, but it slowed it down.......a lot. Crystal should know the three golden rules of Hollywood: 1) never play opposite a kid 2) never play opposite an anim...
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The most accurate description of "The Brain Machine" is found in the first question on this site: "A girl (Kathryn Harrold)," who plays Dr. Jill Gordon," is held hostage by a bunch of hooded guys (with evil black gloves) who apparently have a "brain machine" (that the police had just accidentally discovered) that can "...
The most accurate description of this film is a 'so bad it's good' kind of film. It was originally meant as a comedy, but fell into complete failure in terms of being funny or entertaining. The film has one really big redeeming factor (or flaw, depending on your point of view) and that is the great acting of a very you...
Synopsis: Kid is not accepted into any colleges. He creates a "college" where he and his friends can party by using their parent's tuition money. <br /><br />Wow. A Paean to ignorance. <br /><br />If you believe that we're all OK, man, then this movie is for you. Furthermore, you must understand that:<br /><br />1. Kid...
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Synopsis: Kid is not accepted in high school. Kid and best friend break the kid up. Kid finds a way to hurt his best friend. Kid is depressed but finds hope in a new friend. Kid is killed in a accident...<br /><br />Who says kids movies can't be depressing! I saw this movie for the first time since '88, over 6 years, a...
Synopsis: Kid is not accepted in the school, has no friends etc., his life is hopeless: a "necrophiliac" in a school bathroom, a kid is beating him and spitting on his clothes. While he's running, he discovers a zombie (or demon... maybe it was Paul Naschy). He takes him with him and the boy is his first friend. He's n...
this movie was downright awful. most of the comedic scenes seem stale and trite, and possibly the funniest scene in the movie had already been given away in previews. the entire premise of the movie is so unbelievable and ridiculous its hard to really get into it. the actors themselves portray the most unrealistic char...
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this movie was downright awful. The acting sucked as expected from a bad direct-to-video movie. I've got to say that this movie is a little better than some of those really low budget horror movies (like "House of the Dead"), but that's not saying a lot. The plot is a rip-off of a lot of zombie movies I've seen before ...
this movie was downright awful. it doesn't have one original idea in it in the entire movie. it is so stupid, i have seen some of the comments on here and it seems like they were put by people involved in the movie. or at least people are connected to it. This movie wasn't scary at all, it was pretty obvious. It had a ...
Seriously, I don't understand how Justin Long is becoming increasingly popular. He either has the best agent in Hollywood, or recently sold his soul to Satan. He is almost unbearable to watch on screen, he has little to no charisma, and terrible comedic timing. The only film that he has attempted to anchor that I've re...
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Seriously, I don't understand how a major studio like Lions Gate Films could try to pass this off as anything good. While the actors seemed decent enough, the writing and directing was just terrible. The "jokes" seemed to come out of no where and, in retrospect, the writers seem like morons.<br /><br />This is the exac...
Seriously, I don't understand how anyone can like this movie. I saw it once with a buddy on the big screen. After half and hour, I begged him to come with me into the next showing. I'm usually not a fan of the big blockbuster movies that are hyped up 20 ways, but I had always been a fan Tom Cruise, but he had gone up a...
Let me start by saying that there's really no reason to watch this movie. I only sat through it because I was trying to kill some time before going to work.<br /><br />Basically, it's your typical sophomoric "comedy" aimed at the teenage set. There's nothing remarkable about it other than the complete ridiculousness of...
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Let me start by saying that the movie is better than those here on IMDb say. That's not saying much. There were some good things about this movie: the cinematography was good, some of the story lines were believable (particularly the ones involving the mother and sisters), and I felt like I really got to know the chara...
Let me start by saying that I had to go to the internet and research "The Flock" so that I could have an idea of what my boss had rented. My only source is an extremely short review from Amazon.com.<br /><br />The first problem was that I was not sure if we were watching a movie or if the director had made a mini-serie...
I see absolutely nothing funny---even remotely funny---in this stupid movie. An unrealistic, silly, ridiculous idea--just completely ridiculous. Hard to believe that the main character, who seems so articulate, intelligent and imaginative, would not be accepted to any college. Even more difficult to believe is that no ...
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I see absolutely nothing funny---even the lame and ridiculous plot-twists do not achieve a single chuckle. There is no humor involved here, only one dimensional and clichéd characters on the verge of committing suicide over a non-existent and pointless conspiracy of an international corporation! The movie has no depth,...
I see absolutely nothing funny---even by Woody Allen's most generous standards. He can make a good film with a very small budget. (See "Interiors" or "Cassandra's Dream") But he can't make a good one with a big budget (see "Match Point" or "What's New Palooza?") The film has no energy. The movie takes too long to get g...
Inane, awful farce basically about a young man who refuses to conform or better uses non-conformity to attain his objectives-fool his parents into thinking that he is attending a college. Truth is that this jerk has been rejected by every school he has applied to. After viewing this junk, you will see why.<br /><br />W...
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Inane, awful farce basically about a man who gets to fulfill his teenage fantasy of seducing a teenage girl. His attempts to do this go awry. The movie gets the idea that a guy in his 50s is in some way "hot for" his teenage daughter's friend. The movie is really just a bunch of sex scenes and inane attempts at comedy....
Inane, awful farce basically about a little girl who is kidnapped, her body put in a freezer and a fake corpse is used as a ploy by a police detective to trap a killer. Some people just seem to think that gore (particularly of a little girl) is a good thing. Well it's not. The gore scenes are nasty and disturbing, but ...
I wasn't so impressed with this film, finding it quite tiresome and plain. The plot line was interesting, a kid creating his own college and enrolling hundreds of kids, but the laughs were few and far between. The jokes weren't really funny and i didn't bust a gut at any of the scenes. The characters weren't intriguing...
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I wasn't so impressed with the book the first time I read it in school: there were no interesting characters, and the plotline appeared confusing, at best. Now, of course, I am older and a better reader, but that makes this story even more intriguing. In addition, I like to learn about how people used to live in "the o...
I wasn't so impressed with the earlier series in which the title character also appears (RIP OFF: DEAD ZONE). But this one is a great movie. The only thing that is annoying is the fact that William Hurt and the rest of the cast have to keep on repeating themselves again and again. In fact the ending which is a 5 or 10 ...
A quick, funny coming-of-age matinée romp appealing to the underdog aldolescent in us all. It functions, in effect, as a vehicle for Justin Long who has subsequently erupted onto our screens in the fourth Die Hard via PC vs Mac ads, Dodgeball and The Break Up. He's funny, earnest and young - a big career ahead.<br /><b...
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A quick, funny coming-of-age matinée that's so breezy it leaves you with a pleasant feeling. A simple story of how the friendship of two girls is shaken by their involvement in a murder, but I wouldn't reveal any of the plot. If you're interested, see the movie. In addition to the great plot and the good acting, the pa...
A quick, funny coming-of-age matinée of sex and rock & roll from the late 60's, "A Woman Under the Influence" is the 1974 directorial debut of Woody allen. Although not as celebrated as subsequent works such as "Manhattan" or "Scoop", "A Woman Under the Influence" features as much of the humor, wit, and comedy that mak...
Saw this as part of the DC Reel Affirmations Film Festival. I hope they got better movies than this, because this film failed to deliver on any of the hopes that audience may have entertained, from the fantasy of seeing James Franco without his shirt, down to more simple wishes, such as decent acting, coherent directio...
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Saw this as part of the "Hollywood Underground" section of the New Yorker Film Festival. This was an absolute gem amongst about 60 shorts that were shown. The story was captivating; the characters were intriguing; and everything was just so real, that it was easy to stay focused while some of the other shorts were more...
Saw this as part of Cinefantasia when I was in high school in Montreal. It was very funny, very clever and I remember seeing the scenes involving the man in the black suit, who was such a great character, they just crack-me-up. Definitely one of my favourite movies growing up. It's probably not on the same level as "Ci...
The Lifetime channel aired this in October but I only got around to watching it now. It's the old eternal triangle again — small-town Connecticut boy Dave Ford (Matt Long) has a quick fling with his best friend's girlfriend, Emily Darrow (Emmanuelle Chriqui), on the eve of his departure for law school in New York, thin...
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The Lifetime channel aired this 90 minute "movie" yesterday (16 April 2005) in about 50 minute segments on back to back episodes. With the ending left hanging for the next time they get around to re-running it, this is the kind of thing Lifetime thinks will fill the viewing hours better than most of it's other non-funn...
The Lifetime channel aired this movie which is a typical Lifetime movie. Lots of crying and lots of melodrama and no actual details about the events of the movie.<br /><br />The acting was terrible. All the actors were trying to be very dramatic. They had poor timing in their lines which made the lines seem awkward and...
All I can say is, this movie is made for the Lifetime Channel on TV, which means no solid characters, no particular style, weak acting all kinds of suggested sex but no-breasts and tushs (because boy, that would just catapult the film into the depths of sleaze wouldn't it?) but the heavily simulated sex, well, that's O...
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All I can say is, my goodness, the film makers were really trying to pack a lot of emotion into a short amount of time. I have a very short attention span, and that is the movie of this short: it jumps from one scene to the next... sometimes I felt like there was no connection between the scenes... I kept thinking, I j...
All I can say is, if you can't write good screenplays and come up with compelling characters, then at least get the voices of some people who seem like they are believable actors. It is simply ridiculous to hear all these supposedly funny characters. This isn't even funny satire or dark humor. These people are just awf...
I saw this movie considering this as a normal Hollywood movie but then came to know that its a Movie made for TV channel.On my DVD cover out of 2 critics comments one of the critic stephen farber from moviline reveiwed it as A best movie of the Year..<br /><br />All the character were simple and decent performances exc...
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I saw this movie considering it had been recommended by another fan. I came on here to read that it was a cult comedy for its time, and decided to give it a chance, after I read that the film-makers were having trouble convincing studios that it had a good story.<br /><br />A simple plot about an old man and his son. T...
I saw this movie considering the director, writer John Carpenter, was a genius. This is a story about his wife. The movie starts off with a nice story on the husband, Dan, who plays the bass in a rock and roll band. Soon enough, the man's wife tries to seduce herself by dressing up in sexy outfits. She's in no need for...
I do not know what some of these filmmakers are thinking, by making the same type of clichéd film over and over, where the bad guys (bad girls in this case) win. Weak acting and very predictable. Nothing original about it. This same movie has been made over and over again- not different from GOODBYE LOVER (1989), SLOW ...
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I do not know what on EARTH all those other reviewers are smoking . There is nothing redeeming about this 2 hours of life lost.The jokes are unfunny, the lines terrible and the movie completely miscast. I know when I'm seeing something awful.I have seen more entertaining children's programming. The only good thing I ca...
I do not know what else to say but "wow" i thought it was great. i think the most heart warming moments in the film was when the cat came looking for him and then finding him, the other moments that were really touching was when he saw him again that he was better i think thats really sad when people put your dog to sl...
I was watching the beginning of this on a Friday, mid-day, while working at computer at home, relaxing a bit after a hectic week, and cleaning-up some files and answering some communications. Got interrupted a couple of times, so had trouble getting all the details straight (although it's hardly a work of Hitchcock pro...
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I was watching the beginning of this movie late last night, and had to get up for a moment, then when i came back at 2:30 I had missed everything exciting that was being said. It was not just the ending, there is nothing exciting in this movie to be had.<br /><br />I think that it was a great idea but they never follow...
I was watching the beginning of "Mira... a Woman Under the Influence," when suddenly a friend started playing "La Sanguisuga" for me, and I felt a "tingle". When I had first listened to this song 10 years previously I never knew it really existed. So, you can imagine my feelings watching the scene where Agnes (Mia Farr...
It's like someone took a fantasy-type video game and put it in a blender, and the resulting scene mishmash is what we have to sit through.<br /><br />Now let me go on record by saying how much I love Chinese fantasy films. From the fun and silly, to those focusing on martial arts, to the more dramatic and romantic type...
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It's like someone took a page out of the book of The Exorcist and The Shining, wrote down some things on a list and picked one word, "Babylon", it was used in the Exorcist and The Shining, so the writer felt that it gave a good vibe, but the writer also felt that by reusing the word, he would give an original touch to ...
It's like someone took a video clip from the second of the original trilogy (Anakin's memory of the birth of Luke) and made a two-minute film. It was great from an historical perspective to see the birth of Padme and Yoda, but that was just it, it was really just a clip of a past event. And the ending... I was hoping t...
First there was Tsui Hark's Zu Warriors (2001), which is visually ground-breaking, but much lacking in the acting and writing departments, now this movie, which is visually almost as good as Zu (though no longer ground-breaking), but is even worse in the acting and writing departments. It's really sad that there seems ...
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First there was Tsui Hark's Chinese Ghost Story 1 & 2 (1987~88) which was very, very good (not many people know that it's still number 4 in China Entertainment's top 100 list) while then there came along the much, much better & vastly different Chinese Ghost Story 3 (1988) & then there was this. Now, this is one of the...
First there was Tsui Hark's 1983 film "ZU: Warriors from the Magic Mountain" and then there was "Zu", a 1985 live action version also directed by Tsui Hark. Though the latter film is far superior to the former, the two films are still highly entertaining. What makes these two films so good is the amazing "CGI" (for its...
It borrowed scenes from LOTR, Matrix, Star Wars, etc. The humor is so dry, contrived, and corny, that you can't help but laugh occasionally at its inanity and the fact that you are watching it. Exactly what you'd expect from an HK comedy. The average person would enter with an IQ of 100 and leave with less than 80. Ste...
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It borrowed scenes from LOTR, the Dark Crystal and even the second Hobbit! The special effects were really bad! One of the worst stories I have ever seen! The costumes were terrible and the actors were awful!!! There's also a really bad animation at the end that is just plain ridiculous! The only thing I liked was the ...
It borrowed scenes from LOTR, from the original Lord of the Rings, from Return of the King, so why bother claiming it as your own. <br /><br />It was a terrible attempt at trying to explain what it was like when Sam and Frodo got to Mordor. A terrible attempt at trying to make a story that would explain and justify the...
Is this a game FMV or a movie? In all honesty, I watched this one out of "choice-less-ness". It is a very big waste of time and money.<br /><br />It seems HK movies are heading in the opposite direction of the rest of the world.<br /><br />Try to put more effort and money into a production and make us want to watch, ra...
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Is this a game FMV, a fanmade one, or what? All it was was basically a series of cutout images that got assembled to give a "video" of an animation. It is a "music video", in case you didn't notice the music played in the background, but the only way you could have noticed is if you turned it up to maximum. That and ev...
Is this a game FMV? Why is every movie like that? At least they got it to work. I've had more luck watching Battlefield Earth when trying to kill time than this on a 60" monitor - which I consider an enormous screen.. The graphics are as bad as the worst PS1 game, but here the character models are made of text, with a ...
A horrible, horrible, horrible film. I saw the original when I was a kid and it gave me nightmares into my teens. When I found out a remake was on the way, I groaned. WHY OH WHY remake a good film? Well, we can thank Dark Castle for buggering yet another classic horror film. This time they've replaced a somewhat intere...
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A horrible, horrible, horrible film. I would never pay to watch it on T.V. much less rent it. I think the guy that reviewed it was some one connected to the movie. I have a good friends dad who produces low budget movies that are not as horrible as this one but I would not care to watch any of his stuff after this disa...
A horrible, horrible, horrible film. It took all my willpower to sit through it and, frankly, I'm not sure I made it all the way through. I watched it on a flight to the 2004 Democratic National Convention in Boston. If I'd known what I was in for, I would have taken the long way, walked home from the airport, and gott...
The third film based on Charles Belden's play entitled "Mystery of the Wax Museum" (1933) targets generation X-tasy. Twin screenwriters, Chad Hayes and Carey W. Hayes, spend more time developing the main characters than other slasher movies--a promising start. Their condition guarantees an authentic point of view. The ...
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The third film based on Jack Reacher to appear on the big screen...and the third (I'm not counting the original one) in which we learn that the writer was never a real Jack Reacher fan and, if this movie tells us anything, the three films have nothing in common with the books and therefore the original characters from ...
The third film based on the screenplay written by Andrew Lane and directed by John Hough features more of the same great fun and action that made the first 'Dirty Harry' movie such a box office winner. Dirty Harry Callahan (Sondra Locke) has been reassigned to San Fransisco to investigate a series of sniper shootings a...
Ignore the extreme votes about "House of Wax", in no way is it either a "1" or a "10". I will try to be of help to anyone thinking about seeing "House of Wax" or for those who saw it based on the trailer and feel cheated. The trailer makes this movie look very promising, which is what trailers are supposed to do. There...
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Ignore the extreme votes about this film from the people who have voted this high. Now, admittedly, I'm not a die-hard horror fan, but unlike the last 17 voters of this film, I can tell good films from bad. The movie is a real bad movie, and here's why:<br /><br />Bad acting: Most of the acting is really, really lame. ...
Ignore the extreme votes about this movie and just judge it using your own sense of what can be scary.<br /><br />I found it quite scary, very well acted and interesting. I had to suspend my own "logic" and accept the premise about things that aren't real but don't really "care" about us.<br /><br />There is a bit of a...
this film is an undisguised attempt to appeal to a younger demographic of fourteen to 24 yr olds', and an insult to all of them. i refuse to believe that that age group is that vapid as to be entertained by this unnecessary "remake". early in the film one of the characters proclaims, "i am surrounded by idiots". this i...
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this film is an undisguised rip-off of Jaws. It isn't bad per se. As a kid who lived in Australia when it was first released, it was a pretty decent thriller. It was also the first time any of us had ever heard of Steven Spielberg. Of all the Jaws rip offs, this is the most literal. The shark is clearly modelled on the...
this film is an undisguised and blatant exploitation of its central character. but in a way it's justified. in any society, it's exploitative to make a film where white men are the only characters who have normal lives. we'd much rather have a chance to see poor women or black people live happy, meaningful lives. but i...
When they announced this movie for TNT I was excited. A Travesty from Donald Westlake's "Enough" was one of my all time favorite stories. After I watched it I was not all that thrilled. Recently I had the chance to watch it a second time with my aunt, and once again I was disappointed (she didn't like it much either, a...
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When they announced this movie's title I was very hopeful. When it released I was excited to go buy it since I was very impressed in the trailer so I rushed to see the movie but what I saw was actually very disappointing and disappointing I just wasted money. The acting was OK and the camera work was impressive and the...
When they announced this movie, I told my friends how I wasn't a fan of Brad Pitt, but he was the only reason I'd go see it. I still don't have a high opinion of him, but I loved this movie - it was hilarious and sexy, I even thought one nude scene was cool. Great story, too. The idea was cool, but so was how Brad & Ju...
As a recent convert to Curb Your Enthusiasm, which prompted my viewing of all season's episodes, I expected more, much more from Jeff's efforts.<br /><br />When I view a film offering a slice of an average 'Joe's' life I need reasons to be interested, to care, to feel and believe. And with Jeff Garlin at the helm I als...
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As a recent convert to the world of B&W photography, the films of the '60s-70s provide a huge treasure trove of great imagery. This film, in particular, is a masterpiece of a time, style, sensibility and medium. Just gorgeous stuff to enjoy in this film. The cinematography is extraordinary: composition, lighting, editi...
As a recent convert to the world of Anime, I think that Dragon Half was fantastic! I laughed out loud at the way the characters worked as well as the amazing special effects and the storyline! This program is very exciting and interesting to watch. I can't wait until I see the next episode every Saturday! As far as fut...
Great ensemble cast but unfortunately a bunch of undeveloped ideas make the film drag. One feels not fulfilled at the end after waiting for some kind of conclusion, closure, or at least an ironic twist.<br /><br />It had that familiar "Curb" feel without dare I say it, Larry as the annoying polar opposite. The music wa...
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Great ensemble cast but unfortunately, in my opinion, the plot was a bit thin to carry this one. The story begins with a new family struggling to maintain itself. The father is working two jobs in a poor neighborhood in East LA where all the crime and the city's neglect has taken over the lives of the inhabitants there...
Great ensemble cast but unfortunately it stinks. I wanted to love this at least by the first half. The movie just gets worse. Not a "what the hell?" bad but "why am I still paying attention to this" bad. Maybe someone might see a new idea to build on. It was a concept I can't stop thinking of but the actual story execu...
How i deserved to watch this crap??? Worst ever. The acting was awful, when i read that this was a comedy i expected at least to smile, once - or twice, but.... If you are wiling to loose hour and a half of your lives, this is the right movie. I recommend just look in a wall or something, anything else but watch this "...
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How i deserved to watch this movie ? Why i decided to spend my time and my money on this movie ? Why i felt sad ? i don't think that such a big star as Morgan Freeman needs to be in this movies. He is trying to learn from his bad movies and i appreciate that, but he just needs to accept that he will always be this guy ...
How i deserved to watch that is beyond me. This program, like so many other bad movies that i have watched in my life, was simply put a bad idea. Bad acting, bad directing, bad filming, bad script, bad everything. This movie in its original form was supposed to be a low budget "A.I."-inspired project, it is almost laug...
This is absolutely awful. It's everywhere & nowhere & doesn't have any sort of point. I have never understood what is good about Jeff Garlin or Sarah Silverman. Bonnie Hunt is so above this drivel she must have been personal friends w/people involved because there is no way she would have read any part of this so-calle...
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This is absolutely awful. It's impossible to go more than a couple of minutes without something ridiculously stupid happening. Don't even bother checking it out on cable, just be sure to avoid that mistake at all costs. I realize it has a few (slight) similarities with the original, but that's probably it, it makes me ...
This is absolutely awful. It's a shame this gets a 2 rating. The story line is badly written. This is some guy wanting revenge of a girl that slept with his brother while she was in the military. I mean what a stupid plot line and he ends up killing 7 or 8 people. And there are a lot of people that want to rape this gi...