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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kvbuckley I've had a fever of 93.3 and it's really been affecting me. It's very frustrating!
@kvbuckley been doing that 93.3 fever. Somethin is kickin my butt hard! So annoying!
[ "So I just went through and blocked rampant annoying followers with deleted profiles Back down to 84 followers. I was soooo close to 100.", "My apologies for being too busy lately. I don't get to read tweets and make comments at work so my @'s are like 4hrs later", "Ugh I am miserable Why am I this sick?", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This place is really crowded today with lots of celebrities. Exciting!
Wow, what a busy place this is today. Packed with Celebs. Yee-hah!
[ "@SuzeOrmanShow t/y for putting that tweet mic up. Very kind of you for the newbies.", "@SuzeOrmanShow I know. We miss ya Suze! (lol)", "@RyanSeacrest Here's the awesome radio from the BBC live Ryan", "@MrPeterAndre Hope you're doing well, Pete. Wish you two would get back together. You love each o...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Jason had to intervene and prevent me from entering Michael's, but my intention was just to browse.
Jason had to forcibly stop me from going into Michael's I was only going to look!
[ "I wish opening nights as amazing as tonight didn't happen before a morning of Sunday School! I want to celebrate, not teach", "@wiriamu me, too! We went from a frigid pool to an air conditioned room my hair's still wet, and I'm freezing!", "Sitting in a gay bar after gay bingo with awesome people discussing h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am unable to distinguish the sound of a car from the sound of a laptop.
i cannot tell the different between the noise of a car, and the noise of a laptop
[ "@brookedanielle_ i knowww. i only have one regret from last sunday and thats not taking enough photos. i only took about 12", "i start my training at hospital radio on may 10th! eeeeee!! look out radio 1, here i come", "im hoping @paranormalTV is on tv tonight. uk tv sucks. ryan buell", "@DavidArchie i miss...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Desi has a musical on Monday, plans to go on an ice cream trip with Mads and Kate on Friday, and a sleepover with Jess on Saturday. They are excited about it but are facing exams.
desi's musical on monday. ice cream trip with mads and kate on friday. sleepover with jess on saturday. hell yeah! exams such, though
[ "missing the good ol' days terribly weather suits my mood.", "IMing my fwee best girls jess;mezzah;cass <3", "it's really cold, i can't feel my toes. missing mezzah and tyler terribly", "according to a facebook quiz, i'mma get married on january 15th, 2012", "desi's musical on wednesday. ice cream tr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @faisalkapadia is extremely cute and has become my new crush, although I have only had one crush before. This is serious! :p
@faisalkapadia he's so adorable mashallaahh! He's officially my new live n mind u I hav only had one bfore so ths is serious bussiness :p
[ "@MystaKool But she's the one who suggested vanilla instead of choco evil icecream khoor!", "@DjFlush but loosing the iPhone n tht too like this khair I hope it gets fixed play around a bit ?", "As fars radios concerned I think I did consideribly better this time! whtsay @harisn n no I didn't say liberal @am...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kenichan expressed her gratitude and shared that the situation is filled with negative occurrences but still sweet. She concluded by asking about the other person's well-being.
@Kenichan It's fully of grabbyhands and bad candy, thanks! <3 How's you?
[ "@0taqueen Would the college library have it? I've heard rumours of a city library but they're probably just rumours.", "@_anea Then surely you acknowledge my amazing dildo hunting powers.", "@Saresa I luvs you. I'm totally not logging back in, though. D: No wants loadtime", "I'm gonna have some ramen and ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: We switched to #clothdiapers because our daughter is severely allergic to the chemicals in disposable ones, which caused bleeding on her bottom.
we HAD to start using #clothdiapers because our daughter was highly allergic to the chemicals in disposables - her bottom bled
[ "@MouseGoesSqueak some #clothdiapers and accessories ARE made out of hemp", "btw - we didn't drown and the leak is under control! No tornado and the hail didn't damage my truck <3 Tornado season, not my favorite", "@allbabyneeds #clothdiapers are a huge HUGE seller - by the boatloads daily", "@ThriftyMamaB...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to express my fondness for @jordanknight in a tweet.
I would love to make tweet love to @jordanknight right now
[ "@YoungQ I only bite necks, no food for this young blood", "@LiZAmtl i know! i was just gonna try to start another NK movement for @inluvwithjon just to get things moving along", "@PandaMayhem I did see u askin him somethin bout the dancers but I was like whatever", "@MrsDDoubleU I'm really a homeless orphan ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: She kissed Stuart from Shortland Street in the Toxic music video.
@rgoodchild @silkehartung But she snogged Stuart from Shortland St in the Toxic video
[ "@andreawong_nz Tricks are for kids! Bread is for eating", "@silkehartung I play randon on iPod and skip when required. At home usually pick and choose or stream my fave NZ radio via interwebs", "@natobasso You've slipped into Kermit-mode! Ever seen Stanley Clarke play? Not sure where that came from...", "Vee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ddlovato, you deserve all your fans' support as you are amazing and an inspiration. We would love to see you perform in Australia xx.
@ddlovato you're more than worthy of every fans support. you're incredible and a amazing inspiration. please come to australia xx.
[ "@candice5355 heyy nothing, just listening to music. omj, got the new girlfriend and theres a double page on miley but they said...", "@candice5355 , how good was brothers and sisters i love justin, but that kyle guy that likes rebecca is realllyyy hot lol", "even when we're miles and miles apart; you're st...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Today, I purchased a lot of holiday items, but I do not think my suitcase is big enough to fit everything. Everything I bought was beautiful. Also, I got a new sleeping bag for T.
bought so much holiday stuff 2day dont think my suitcase is big enuf tho its so pretty aswell. got a new sleeping bag for T aswell!
[ "in the words of tracey faye, graded unit can run up my humph", "how hard is it 2find nice dresses feel like i wear jersey dresses2 much so trying to steer away from tht for hol n cnt find anythin nice!", "@larachie dont even say that, i dont want to be reminded. i wont leave i wont ahhh what will we do withou...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Okai is finally going to bed now as they are extremely tired and need to wake up early for church. They wish everyone sweet dreams and ask them to say their prayers.
okai is really going to sleep this time....tired as shit & have to get up for church in the morning.....sweet dreams & say ur prayers
[ "hey tweeple....i know its been forever but the wireless connection where i'm at sucks lls", "is secluded in the basement with the music blasting doing homework", "@nelmotzyesq yeah that's crazy but that means that you're doing something right", "@IAmBeeAye that is weird....that just makes you think what he h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Our homepage is now receiving MySpace alerts and it has made me happier.
We have finally been recieving the MySpace alerts on our homepage, im happy-er now
[ "Yay finally got a new computer but its vista and its pissing me off haha. No one listens to little beckie", "@shaundiviney Sweeny Todd is an awesome movie, the best", "@mel95 Thanks Im happy that theres people who are helpful and nice like you. One day i shall acknowledge everyone who has been helpful!", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @chicatx05 expressed sympathy for the individual's car situation and inquired about their plans in Houston despite it being late in the weekend.
@chicatx05. Sorry to hear about your car What are u going to do in h-town? Kinda late in the wknd to go, no?
[ "@GloriaCampos I wish I saw it. I stopped traveling for work, and with that went my free HBO at the hotel", "....But I will eat a slice of pizza and put myself in a 400 calorie hole", "Okay. I'm starting to get bored..........and hungry...........", "Dang it! Missed opportunity, someone already bought the ti...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @nonpromqueen and I share the same issue. I appear to have gained weight and resemble a Butterball turkey nowadays.
@nonpromqueen Me too. I look like a Butterball turkey these days.
[ "@Tania94 But how do you REALLY feel about #roft ?", "@cheddar_harper Daddy probably wishes you wouldn't mention the deficit daily on Twitter. I, of course, do not share bad Daddy's views.", "@bk09 Do you go to every concert, um, ever?", "@gaylejack I'm around, but not blipping much lately, sorry.", "@Eile...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Seems that the house application process is being delayed by our landlord and we need to provide notice to them tomorrow, as expected.
Looks like our Landlord is now holding up our house application and we've got to give him notice by tomorrow. Typical
[ "@saltyshutter yeah I guess we should sit down at some point, although we do have plenty of time", "@mrphildog Ahh we saw a couple of photographers we thought might be you and Colin. Guess not", "right, helpdesk is now set up, just need to fill it with knowledge base articles and then create all the user accoun...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Finished watching He's Just Not That Into You. Enjoyed it, not my top pick for chick flicks but would re-watch.
Just got done watching He's Just Not That Into You...I liked it. Not my favorite chick flick but I'd watch it again.
[ "Ok....stepping away from my phone for a lil bit. Peace!", "I want some coffee!! But no one will bring me some. And I'm stuck at work...the coffee here is really bad.... :-/", "Home from work. It was a good night. Clocked out at 11:15. Which is awesome for a Saturday night.", "All I can say is if you have an...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry @xEMAH, I missed seeing Demi because she had already left the hotel by the time we got there.
@xEMAH no I didn't getr to see demi she had left the hotel before we arrived! x
[ "@PatsyTravers i think twitter hates every1 when it comes 2 photos! took me ages the other day 2 change my pic!! especially at this time!", "Going Shoppingggg!! To buy my mum a present for her brthday next week....fun times...", "Hold Up A Light - - Take That <3 it soo much #music monday", "@mileycyrus...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lexcanroar @farmerBOOM, it's enjoyable to do it at the same time as the song. @castle03, you adore it.
@lexcanroar @farmerBOOM it's fun if you do it along WITH the song @castle03 you love it.
[ "My Dad chucked away my Taylor Swift album by accident and I didn't get chance to even put it on ITunes Anyone wanna send me it?!", "@bekkynixon i added you on skype, but nooo acceptance <33", "i hate it when stuff tastes bad because you're sick", "I got driving lessons (all of them!), an iPod, clothes, ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Bars and liquor stores are closed during Easter due to stupid laws.
(@humanPincushion) Oh snap, bars and #liquor stores aren't open on the statutory holidays during #Easter. Stupid retarded laws
[ "(@gbsinkers) Oh snap! Just broke my windshield while replacing my wiper blades.", "(@mrbrucewayne) OH SNAP!!!! Its a nice sunny day in London city YO we gonna have fun today **RDJ ALL DAY**", "(@JMBuckett) Oh snap... kinda nuts right now... @basedmagazine: I've told at least 27 Thanks babes.", "(@aldgurl...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LaurenConrad Unfortunately, I am too far away to get a glimpse of you. I wish I could live in the USA.
@LaurenConrad I would love to live on the USA but unfortunately so far so I can get a sign of you
[ "@frankiedelgado Happy B-day Frankie God Bless u,Have a blast ;)", "@LoBosworth - nice pic the 3 of you look gorgeous", "sad because nobody follows me and answers my msgs here on twitter", "@KendraWilkinson hey Kendra I watch the episode of girls next door when you say goodbye to the personal you made me...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've reached a point where I talk to my 'Fox.
Oh dear, it's gotten really bad: I've started talking to my 'Fox
[ "GAH! I'm broke in one account and not in another but chuffing NAtionwide wont let me transfer it internally!!", "Bah humbug My anti-congestion tablets are not anti-congestioning me", "thinking the shorts and flip flops may have been a bad idea", "Looks like the weather's picking up... Perhaps strawberry pic...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'll be there on July 2 with my family for a reunion," tweeted by @SusiesQue.
@SusiesQue I'm going on July 2, and yes I have family there, family reunion
[ "@RDBONES today, tomorrow and the next day-but I only get 2", "@azmomofmanyhats Hey, I'm working on Mother's Day but I just got my Mother's Day present in the mail, will post pics later", "@roninpenguin Time to play some games on the xbox, that always works for me", "@cjs_3 I clicked the link and it came up...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Booth, just wait and eventually she will change her mind.
@AgentBooth Give it time Booth, She will come around.
[ "@Poetic_line I know but he didnt have to block me. im better now!", "@Poetic_line I know plus I always get ideas when they talk but since he blocked me his messages dont come to my phone anymore.im soo sad", "@AgentBooth If it is about last night, sorry...I just thought it would be better if you talked in priv...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I managed to have the last bowl of berry Captain Crunch!
We actually had berry captain crunch. I got the last bowl!
[ "Going to sleep fo realz this time. Goodnight. My side hurts i was just laying all twisted weird. Ouch", "- I miss mest! i loved that band. Srry and for the 30000 tweets. Sooo bored!", "Bed time soon. Like 18 hour drive home tomorrow! urgh. Im still so excited about my voicemails! Love you @alyssalovesatl ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I requested to cancel my liteneasy delivery over the phone, however, I still got charged. I sent an email a week ago to ask for a refund but haven't received a response yet.
I cancelled my liteneasy delivery by phone, then got charged anyway. A week later they haven't responded to my email asking for a refund.
[ "Reading about Neda Salehi Agha Soltan and feeling depressed and helpless about Iran.", "@willdonovan omg how did I not know about @melbdogtub!? Following now.", "Gotta love friends who come over for a pre-birthday dinner and bring you pre-birthday champagne.", "Wishing I could attend WordCamp NZ next month....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @officialmgnfox, I do not own Green Lantern underwear, but I have Silver Surfer and Spider-man underwear which were gifted to me by my sister.
@officialmgnfox Also, I don't have Green Lantern underwear. Just Silver Surfer >__> And Spider-man >__> My sister bought BOTH for me.
[ "@Yamino It's where you list people you follow, but that don't follow you!", "Oh holy moly, I'm hungover. So very hungover. I'm also bruised. I fell last night", "@officialmgnfox I'm gonna have to go with @sYnthYte here", "@ireal Well alright. But #dollhouse is still fricking awesome. Elisha's performance in...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I think LemonDrop would complement your other blog kid names nicely, @toddleddredge.
@toddleddredge I'm liking LemonDrop myself - I think it fits in well with your other bloggy kids names.
[ "@HeatheroftheEO Oh, dear - hope Miles gets all fixed up & feels better soon!", "@Shootermp4 I think they're afraid they'll be called twits ha ha ha ha.", "@Shanilie AHHHHH - congratulations!!!! I'll pray that everything goes well & I can't wait to see pics soon!!!", "@wesnlani Oh, that is such a go...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @rivensky finds it amusing that they have more but don't necessarily have to take any action as they can simply file or delete them.
@rivensky Haha. Well I have more but I don't have to do anything but file the rest away or delete them.
[ "@NASCARONFOX What do you mean..."stayed out"? He did end up pitting. He just got to under caution.", "Everyone root for a quick 3 up, 3 down by Florida St & then you can watch all the #NASCAR Nationwide series qualifying you want.", "@TigerGoesRoar Interesting. VA isn't one I'm familiar with i...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The person with username @Bella_in_Forks seems to be having trouble with their cell phone and the hotel they are staying in. They are trying to communicate with someone named Bella and are questioning about another person called Quil. However, t...
@Bella_in_Forks ::static:: Bella? ::static:: What about Quil? Bella? ::static:: Drat these hotels...I need a new cell phone.
[ "@Anime81 OOC That's an awesome good night! ::laughs:: And I'm down to 98 followers again. Maybe tomorrow. Night baby! xoxo", "@Anime81 Aww...it's all good baby. We'll do a girls' day soon. I'm flying out to New York on Tuesday, but I promise, after I get back.", "@Anime81 OOC Okay cool... are you okay? I saw ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MobiMom had a delightful meal at Wildflowers Cafe and has a great fondness for the place!
@MobiMom ... a lovely lunch at Wildflowers Cafe. Love it there!
[ "@banteringblonde @bookiebo Thank you! Wish you gals could make it!", "@THEsaragilbert Oh my goodness... what a face. "Messy" pics are the best pics.", "@nycjrn99 Yes. I have plenty of music, though, if you want to use.", "@sandwiched Mine used to attack them. Now, two kids later (and, I think, old...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Excellent! I neglected to turn it. My mistake. Turn your head and chuckle.
- great! i forgot to turn it -.- my bad turn your head ;) hahaha
[ "@jonasbrothers - we're missin you in brazil guys can't wait for LVATT!", "@renatalizzie i like her her voice is great.. and i really wanna dance with "just dance" hahaha my favorite one is "poker face"", "@tatianasilveira eu nem te vi eu li no twitter lá, mas nem te achei", "@oceanU...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish this terrible day would end soon.
I want this crap day to be over with!
[ "Once again, food and shopping will make me happy", "I lost 4 followers over night, nobody likes me", "Just dropped my iPhone onto the floor tiles... And nothing happened! My baby is okaaaayyy!!", "@coldfusion1970 It sounds good, I really want to see it now! I agree about the 3rd film Have fun at the barber...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh my God! @LALOVERSTUCKNSF, I think you'll really like @roxybalboa!!! Muay Thai has become my new significant other.
@LALOVERSTUCKNSF omg! You will love @roxybalboa!!! Muay Thai is my new boyfriend
[ "@Rosshillesheim So happy you're back! Let's have a wicked sesh @ SCLA tmrw nite! @trainwithATL is leaving Tues & she wants 2 workout hard", "@timmcclintock Thanks Tim. I'm so happy the bangs got your vote! haha", "At The Arclight with my homies Josh & Justin from MCS. We're gonna watch Drag Me To Hel...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Today, standing next to my 6'4" dad, I feel tall because I am 6' tall.
I feel tall next to my 6'4" dad...cuz today i am 6' tall
[ "bedtime... tomorrow shall be fun! class in the morning then its off for some fun with the girls and some gentlemen", "and i quote "its going to be a huge party for your birthday!!!!"", "Watching Step Up makes me miss dancing. Ugh...why did I stop?", "@LindzeyNichole I WISH I COULD!!! but im going ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I missed my dogs who usually sleep with me.
My bed buddy I missed my pups!!
[ "@MsV1959 lol loooooove that episode! Love them all actually", "@moose2911 thanks!! trying to get back in the habit of morning runs", "@runnerkara I just looked out the window :-/ I think so!! Nervous", "@TLM26 @MarathonMaritza I need to get packing tomorrow!!! We can discuss more tomorrow too give us somet...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I returned and had a conversation with my daughter through a poor connection, but it was pointless and it makes me sad. I despise this situation.
I am back. Talked to my daughter over a bad line. Conversation was pointless yet am saddened by it. Hate this i really do
[ "YAY! My friend got engaged to her girlfriend in New York! I'm happy for them. Nice someone 's getting the love", "@pixiequeen10thk Nice pic hon. Kinda overcast here so the flowers aren't blooming much", "Magic missile LOL! Always have a detect magic and cloak of invisibility ready to make a bolt for it", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bkzzang expressed disgust for low rise jeans, stating that there are downsides to them. @xoxoJL shared the sentiment.
@bkzzang eww I hate it. The downside of the low rise jeans (via @xoxoJL) 그나마 T를 안 입어서 다행ì?¸ë“¯.. 너무 편하게 입는듯.. 여기는... >_<
[ "Apple Now Charging to Re-Download Apps on the iPhone? (via @iphonefanatics) this makes a sence to me anyway!!", "New iPhone 3G version 3.0 Due in June 6, 2009 | iPhone Exchange ... (via @oneofus) that's only 7 day more!!!", "microsoft's vision of the future (parody) (via @bkzzang) meah!! nothing new!!! ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've just realized that you won't be departing until 2 AM, which is the same time we returned to our hotel in Fresno, California.
@jordanknight Dang, I just realized you are not leaving until 2 in the morning. Thats what time we went back to our hotel in Frenso, CA
[ "@JonathanRKnight So glad to hear the cruise was fun. Lets do another one on the West Coast this time If you do, I'll be sure & be there!", "@ebassman Have lots of fun at the party! Hope there's one in Concord, CA in July.", "@YoungQ I saw the archive ...not the live though, even though I was there and r...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: NaomiER is currently listening to the song "Freaky Freaky" by Electrik Red and planning her own world domination.
@NaomiER Listening to "Freaky Freaky" by the lovely ladies of Electrik Red! Plotting my own world domination
[ "@Datswhatimmade4 Slip in slide??? OLD SKOOL! lol You can come by and swim but I'm at work during the best hours so... It'll be w/out me", "@BrittanyiAre I would ask why are you up but... well...", "I feel like I've been at work FOREVER! Ready to go home and LIVE... working is NOT LIVING", "I've also realized...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: After reaching step five, become unhappy due to all the used washcloths and resorting to an unattractive one for use.
Step five: be upset because all the washcloths are dirty and i have to use an ugly one
[ "@emilywalkerr @justinlovescolt haha, okay, maybe i will go, as emily's date but there is a chance that i won't.", "I forgot how good it feels to write goodnight for real this time", "I dislike driving school. Also i have like no plans today anymore", "Me and corie have new nicknames for our penises", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I had an enjoyable day yesterday, except my jeans and new shoes got dirty. Nonetheless, I am enjoying summer.
yesterday was so much fun! except that my jeans are dirty and my new shoes also im loving summer..
[ "only one week & 4 days left here i dont want to leave !", "- if you'll be my superman, I promise i'll be 'ur superlady", "our last days of being together as 8th graders so sad.. but im gonna go eat now, twiiit to you later alligator ! bye xoxo, nicole", "GO CHECK OUT TAYLOR SWIFT- YOU BELONG WITH ME MU...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm so excited! My girlfriend cooked me breakfast. I don't know what she made yet, but she already brought me coffee.
Yay! My girlfriend made me breakfast. Still a surprise what I'll get, but the coffee's here already
[ "@Pomtidom Haha. I dunno. I've had the CIA and countless other security agencies on my blog too", "Damn! Every time I try to upload a picture via Wordpress (self-hosted), my Firefox crashes!!", "Blowing The Prodigy's Omen out of my speakers to wake myself up a bit! So much energy!", "@halbringman Actually...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Bubba appears to be in poor health according to my dad who saw him eating. I moved him and he didn't exhibit any aggressive behavior. If Bubba doesn't recover, I don't know what to do.
Bubba's not looking good. My dad said he saw him eating but I moved him & he didnt try to bite me. If he doesn't make it idk what I'll do
[ "- This is my sweet kitty Bubba. He's 15. I really hope he's going to be okay but I dunno", "@thwindle I'll try. *yells* STOP BEING HAPPY DAMNIT!!! Did it work?", "I've been watching the Tonys only for Neil Patrick Harris, but some of the plays do look pretty good #fb", "heh there was a HIMYM joke on Family ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I strongly dislike individuals who still apply gel on their baby hair. For instance, Tyra Banks.
#icantstand people that still gel down thie baby hair . . . ahem TYRA BANKS
[ "i have NO co-ordination ! i can't even do tha swag surfin dance oh well ! i'll stick tu tha google wave ---> ~ ~ ~ <--- pass it back nah", "celibacy && abstinence are both curse words ! profanity", "omg @SHEz0so0FFiCiAL is a zaquisha victim ! not my baby sis", "@Vanilla_Kiss ooooh i'm jealous ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: These were my preferred undergarments, but they are no longer in production.
This are my favorite underwear. They don't make them anymore.
[ "@FASHIONNATION Yeah...but we have to wait til Oct. that's still a /fail. And I might not even be here then.", "It seems like I used to like Half Baked more..", "I'm sad because I know if I were a celebrity chef, I would be Paula Deen. I love butter!", "I'm coming dangerously close to exhausting my desire for...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sitting in the sweltering heat, studying vigorously.
sat in the boiling hot, revising like a dickhead.
[ "needs to be cuddled to sleep, feeling crappy again shitty body of mine cant handle the sun.", "Woke up rather upset, hopes Dave can cheer her up later", "loves her dave dearly and will imagine that she's sleeping next to him tonight", "was Blue screen of deathed! Oh wells, Im rebooting this shit thing tomor...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Don't worry, mango season lasts until the end of June.
@muscati Fret not, mango season is till June end
[ "@sabihkhan It is fun to play after 4pm in humid conditions. Try once", "@3aneeda Pls introduce yourself…you are queen of?? @developar You tooooo!", "@muscati Very hectic till now @sabihkhan Tender coconuts galore", "@lifealicious Really? It didn�t help me one bit. May be photo is making the difference",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @matthewcarey I want to let you know that I used the word "daggy" in a sentence today and it made me happy.
@matthewcarey Oh, and I'm happy to inform you that I used "daggy" in a sentence today
[ "@NoeIsaac And I don't speak yours (kinda what I said)", "@mmhastings I'm following you on True/Slant finally! Maybe now I won't miss so much...I just love your writing", "Thank you SO much @DavidStaub !! I even asked to leave work early so I can watch the whole show. LOVE the Tony's", "@mizricci It has been...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jdee313, I think you forgot about someone...oh wait, it's me haha. But seriously, have a good time and stay safe!
@jdee313 your missing someone....hmmm..oh yeah...ME lol..nah have fun my love and be safe sweetie!!! lol
[ "@LilCease i know love so far so good..but its mad cloudy so i dont know lol...if it does rain just think of me making a sad face lo", "@AgesTheGreat Yeah we will see lol...i might be hittin your state up love lol", "@LilCease Im not even going to comment on that one lol Just know i like it Hope to connect w/...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @XDKirsty, my show at Free Butt has been cancelled and it has been moved to the engine rooms.
@XDKirsty no it's changed to the engine rooms.. Free butt cancelled My show
[ "@M3LZ_STYL3 hey if you like joe brooks you'll like my music www.Myspace.com/mikedignamuk", "@SeriMasquerade if you like joe brooks you'll like my songs www.Myspace.com/mikedignamuk please check them out xx", "@Juperstitious hey if you like joe brooks you'll like my songs www.Myspace.com/mikedignamuk x", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I hope for the return of the sun as the weather is awful.
The weather is terrible!! I wish the sun would come back
[ "School is boring. I seriously can't wait for summer.. CAMP!", "@tommcfly Norway won! That's where I'm from and I love McFly! Have you heard the winning song?", "@eplefro okay then But bbq is always good!", "Fearless - Taylor Swift is a song that has this amazing ability to lift my spirits no matter how low...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @oxsamxo, darling, everything is good even though it's a crazy and beautiful world. By the way, pickles are great!
@oxsamxo Beautiful and crazy! It's all good, darlin'! Besides, pickles ARE good!
[ "@lennytoups Honestly, I don't think you could have paid me a bigger compliment! You're all good!", "@EthiopianSiren When is dinner again? Hey, darlin'!", "@HeatherShea I JUST got here, Siren! You can't go!", "@Beregond Out of context, you realize how dirty that sounds, and what a closet pervert it makes...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have five blisters on both my feet and it's causing me distress.
my blisters!!!!!!! got like 5 on both feet omgggg
[ "i've read so much notes that im feeling giddy now and idk, the medicine is making my throat very dry", "@alexcheahtz YES. I'm that desperate to stay in Sg. I'm going just to make everyone happy and avoid problems yknow.", "Dying my hair now. The wave turned out t be curls instead sigh -", "@yanhui_isdope My...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bbillybilltweet: Oh, it would be wrong not to use my own pictures!
@bbillybilltweet Ah, I'd feel bad not using my own photos!
[ "was just startled by someone driving a right-hand-drive car. Perhaps he was in Europe too long", "I'm doing well, thanks @Kogenre. Glorious day, apparently raining in Munich though! Any job news? x", "@iadiedee Sunshine? Scotland? :p It's going ok, I'm sure there'll be light at the end of some tunnel somewher...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I prefer playing God of War over Call of Duty.
@ManMadeMoon Nooo I'm more a GoW person than a CoD kinda guy.
[ "@DuaneJackson I know there were some bargains near farringdon, free rent periods etc... not sure re: victoria tho", "@Joe I don't know anyone 'in the know' to be invited to a #comicreliefparty", "Hearing about all these people going to ascot I'm not going this year.. unless anyone wants to give me an invite f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lobelia, flapjack's parents are already the coolest, regardless of which option is being discussed.
@lobelia well either way, flapjack already has the two coolest parents.
[ "hungry, but not in the mood for any food in my house + missing my friends having fun in NYC + feeling unfocused & uninspired = sad tapps", "@orchid8 you can't overheard yourself! that's cheating (j/k... I've done that too)", "@offwhitemke i agree with @ashedryden. some women confuse me.. but i usually don'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm struggling to find the courage to confront my friend soon.
I'm trying to figure out how to face my friend in a little while.. I am actually having a hard time..
[ "Updating my planner at 1 in the morning. Sleepy yet I still have to do lots of things. I'm tired; my legs hurt so much.", "Missing my best friends.. Hoping to spend some time with them..", "Got my broken camera already.. Now I have to find a store that could fix it..", "off to hospital duty in a little whil...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tinkfan I wish I could watch the game with all of you for #wvfn, but I am still contagious even though I feel okay with the medication.
- @tinkfan my view of the game for #wvfn. Would rather be with ya'all. Feel ok with drug but still contagious
[ "@ilovecpstyle arizona has a great 4th of july. #justsayin", "@JoyofZen eeek. sounds like you have been dealing with a lot of pain sorry to hear.", "@JimBarrows @Otir thanks. I am getting voice mails and no responses to my tweets.", "@traciepetro what is greater is that my kitchen does not yell at me on twit...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Impressive! I've been asleep for 5 hours. Enjoyed my Sunday nap.
wow... been sleeping for the last 5h... nice sunday nap
[ "how I wish google chrome had RSS discovery... I hate opening another browser to find the feed", "@rghwang @nemiso u guys should also tweet in english like @kenazuma does ;-)", "heading to dorm to get some rest... damn u cold please take off, it's only monday", "time for some midnight grocery shopping as my ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I had dinner at the place of @lRachelWestl and Aaron and met Tim, their youth pastor. He was very nice.
Had dinner at @lRachelWestl and Aaron's place. Met their youth pastor, Tim. Was v-nice.
[ "Lil bit of friendly advice: never allow yourself to have a crush on anyone. EVER. They will always like someone else instead.", "@Spongebob Why waste such a great username? Give it to meh plz?", "@tomricci Aww. *hugs* I'm praying for you today! xoxo", "@tomricci I'm supposed to be tidying my room, I have s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Stefanooch hasn't received any news from a contest they participated in for a shopping spree with somebody, leading them to believe that they may have lost.
@Stefanooch I entered this one contest (for a shopping spree with her) but they haven't called yet. I'm guessing I lost?
[ "@PerezHilton Thanks for the opportunity yesterday. It was an honor. Hope you had as much fun as I did", ""After seven decades, Archie Andrews has finally decided to end pop culture's most famous love triangle." This is too much to process", "@annemarie3109 It gets better. Nothing's confirmed yet, but...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I need to wait until 9am to contact the insurance company and then go to a store that opens at 10am. I am feeling hungry already.
Now... I have to wait till 9am to talk to the insurance people then head out where stores are open at 10a. I'm already hungry.
[ "you're too quiet!!!!!!!!! @thirdbase7 hope you're having a good day so far!", "So the only thing that was wrong with our stupid broken dishwasher.....was that the (fake) light switch was turned off omfg. hah.", "@Thirdbase7 haha YES, there you go! you got it! whoo! but.. that doesn't help the fact I'm still ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: A Twitter user with the handle @juvenilia_donna suggests using www.tweeterfollow.com to get 100 followers a day. They advise adding everyone to get on the train or paying for VIP access.
@juvenilia_donna Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip
[ "@chrisclever Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip", "@cute_overload Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip", "@weezie23 Get 100 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Onc...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @chokeonthedrama cried when they had to take their accessory out for work, feeling pathetic.
@chokeonthedrama i had to take mine out for work guh i like cried. i'm pathetic
[ "@kidnapdavey I LOVE YOU-since confessing my love over a text wasn't good enough", "fasting starts in t minus an hour and 20 mins", "@TerryTokyo if none of us are working then for sureeee haha", "@TraceCyrus do you ever write back to people? i just need to ask you one thingg?", "@terrytokyo i wish we could ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My eyes are hurting, I need to remove these contact lenses.
ouch my eyes! i have to get rid of this lenses
[ "@theOlsen wow so you will be the beuty then?", "@nathalielewis please please! oh btw have a nice trip", "@subbspy just umm..rolling on the floor cause i got stomachache", "@LaaurineJ sooooo far away. my friend has visited france once. and im envy of her", "@subbspy morning! lol yea i guess im getting older...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm extremely exhausted!! It's impossible for me to keep my eyes from closing.
I am sooo tired!! My eyes literally can't stay open
[ "Half of my new clothes are either too big or too small... Why can't they label them properly!!", "I think I've got a cold... Or really bad hayfever", "Just had science... Got PE now with Zara and Alice!! ... Frisby!!", "Another long walk in the heat... I hate this...", "Science has almost finished now... ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Yes, I agree with @jesseluna. I am a fan of @jimmyfallon because he often invites guests who have a charming and cool geek style.
@jesseluna yup! I love @jimmyfallon 'cause he always has guests with rockstar geek appeal
[ "@nateritter oh good! I checked out @eventzi's site - cool service; this client sells his tix through ticketmaster, but will keep in mind", "I ate too much sugar @ #bcsd5 (Come for the networking, stay for the sweetened iced tea)", "@MyMelodie not using twitter itself - just the twitter clients I'm with ya -...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I mentioned archangelmaggie 100 times, haha. Maggie, I must be one of your top fans along with DAVID.
archangelmaggie got 100 mentions from me! lol Maggie, I must be your biggest fan as well as DAVID!
[ "@DebVaFOD That night was soooooo cold and the camera didn't like the cold one bit...that's why the photo is bad but it's the only 1 w/me", "@Hatz94 it was funny, i was there, you're just a fun guy to watch", "@DavidArchie David, can you believe you're almost at 27,000 followers?? When I first started followin...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Organizing previously used baby garments to pass on... My little one is maturing.
Sorting old baby clothes to hand down... My baby is growing up
[ "@D_GOODFELLAS I'm not being emo... Just tired of peoples bullshit. Ya dig?", "Morning pumpkin doodles hope everyone has a spectacular wednesday!!", "Idk what's worse.. A hangover headache or being sick with a headache. I feel like an elephant sat on my head", "@Vzers kay. I'm having dinner at papermoon at 8...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I arrived home from the gym and am experiencing nausea and dizziness despite not having worked out intensely. I will be taking a shower and going to bed now.
Just got home from the gym. Feeling nauseated n lightheaded. Not sure y. I didn't even work out hard. Oh well. Sleep time after shower...
[ "Sooooo frickin tired. N still feeling bad. Work manana. Goodnight twits.", "@kingnickrusso I want ur career. Lol. Well, not YOUR'S, but one very similar.", "Dang. What a night. I craaaaaashed when I got home. I'll think I'll go back to sleep again. Making cupcakes later!", "Looking for a rental house is so ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Our Fakro skylight is currently leaking due to rainfall. Does anybody have knowledge on how to repair it?
Oh no, one of our skylights is leaking rain Anyone know how to fix a Fakro window?
[ "@carocat oh no, back pain is the pits Lots of tea and sympathy from me", "@tinyblob good luck today, you'll be fine, thinking of you", "@tinyblob none Had it on and off since Friday. Have made an appointment with the GP.", "@flargh oh nice - want one. Wonder what the odds of it reaching the UK are. Wi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Wow, sometimes insomnia can have a positive outcome. I discover so many great bands during those sleepless nights. :)
woah insomnia isn't always bad I find so many amazing bands this way x]
[ "'Better In Time'-Leona Lewis <3 Still love this song a ton even tho its old Reminds me to be strong", "woot how is everyone? I miss the @jonasbrothers I love you guys", "@ddlovato 2/2 "Everything feels like lies; the fear in your eyes.But never fear; I'll always be here, always be here." From m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Loz_zzz_zzz, it's great to hear that I'm doing well as a First Class SOLDIER. @Safer_Sephiroth thinks so too. So, watch out!
@Loz_zzz_zzz THAT is what I like hearing; I'm a First class SOLDIER, as far as am aware @Safer_Sephiroth thinks am doing well..watch out
[ "@LegionsUnleash not too bad, memories of playing Tekken 3 so..I was really young, and having a bad memory doesn't help XD what bout you?", "@thekellanlutz - Without sounding somewhat perverted, your body's great don't be embarrassed!", "@CorinaBecker XD It's five o'clock here, watchin weakest link, hope you...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I was blown away and motivated by President Obama's speech. It's amazing that I was able to see the President of the United States, even though I never got to see the Indian President in person. Wow!
Awed and Inspired by Prez. Obama's Speech!! Wow!! I never got to see the Indian Prez. in person, but I got to see the Prez. of US!!!
[ "no time at all!!!! n its saturday already!!! where is the time running to?? time time, please come back!! or go slow!!!", "@rachelasha I even saw the news feeds of the archie website. But can't believe he'd choose veronica. I'm disappointed", "Am feeling so tired these days. I end up sleeping like a log! And...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This is an amazing idea for a three-day weekend.
This is a heckuva plan for a three day weekend.
[ "@joooo The rest of the week is less than 2.5 hours long", "@typezero3: Awesome picture, dude. You and eBG have matching visors.", "@Luke_Stephens: I just said I was wondering about it, not that I wanted it.", "@scrivener: I didn't say it was correct, just what I thought", "The Pre, G1, G2, and iPhone are a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JazzyLadee1908 is disappointed as they couldn't follow more than 2000 people, so they are removing the non-talkers to meet the limit.
@JazzyLadee1908 Mornin sugah .. they wouldnt let me follow more that 2000 people ... breakin my heart .. but .. trimming the non talkers
[ "@IntriguingDs tks for dat blip;) I'm making the best of it. But.....still not happy", "@ladiilana *ill vouch 4 dat* (Turning my email machine upside down .... Shaking it .... Nothings in there ... Hmph )", "@HWhitters I'm gonna be in there. Apple on head", "@EmmRyann mornin Twife ... i have a horrendous he...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @gordon_martin, is it really you? I will give you a call and I am very excited <double grin>
@gordon_martin Yes it is me!x Is that you? I'll call it; and place a &lt;double grin&gt;
[ "@warrenwhitlock hello! was &amp; still may be going to Vegas this week end ... but migth not be able to Could do with one of your smiles!", "@TamaraSchilling I have miss you too! I am currently in Thailand #BZW the Internet has it's own mind.. How are you!?!x", "Stop Everything! Are YOU extremely UNCOOL &amp...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I really wanted the chance to express my gratitude to you in person for all the efforts McFly has made for their Brazilian fans.
@tommcfly I wanted so much to have the oportunity to thank you in person for everything mcfly's been doing for the brazilian fans
[ "@tommcfly so sad that this is your last night in Sao Paulo.. we're really going to miss you guys!", "@tommcfly so glad you liked the crowd ha, you're so fancy! xx", "@tommcfly Ah, hope you guys come back to Sao Paulo soon. Saw you tomorrow, but can't wait for another gig! Thank you for everything xx", "@to...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: As a Broncos' supporter, I still have fondness for my former coach even though I don't want him to win a championship with another team. LOL.
@Sportaholic well as a Broncos fan I still love my old coach too LOL just not so much that he takes a premiership with another club.
[ "@Sportaholic apparently swifts got beat by a few sigh. South African GS who pretends to be a Kiwi played well.", "Is going to Origin I &amp; III oh yeah thankyou Mr Rudd. Flights accom tickets. Can't wait!!", "Just realized I wrote @the Wondering now if there is an @the that will understand me babblin on abo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's raining a lot, which means I'll probably have to spend the weekend inside. Unfortunately, I might even have to do some housework :(
rain rain rain!!!!!!!! looks like a weekend indoor; God forbid I might even have to invent some housework :'(
[ "#BB10 I think they've put the most insane people ever in the house; they are so crazy I'm not sure I'm enjoying watching !!!!!!", "Don't want to tempt fate, but looking good outside for a BH wkend. Coffee, WII, hygiene, then proceed into the holiday spirit thinks me", "@moggy99 No internet last night; ER was...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @heathernoye, the weather is perfect for driving with the top down. While going to the gym, I saw a Corvette cruising with its top down, and it reminded me of you.
@heathernoye It's lovely top down weather! I thought of you on my way to the gym, corvette drove past me with top down
[ "@TorontoSymphony How can you have sunshine? Where are you? Still raining in Forest Hill", "@heathernoye Haven't dismissed my Rauschenberg but had a sudden inspiration, no time to put it on paper, and the moment passed", "It's pouring out So much for our plan to attend the Taste of Little Italy street fest!", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @grantswilson Spending a sick day with your kids and pets is the best way to spend it.
@grantswilson What better way to spend a sick day? With your animals and your kids.
[ "@MollyJ87 Ok, I had to follow you, I love the shit you find!!!", "@kirstiealley I'm always tweeting from either the bed or the deck. Both are equally awesome. Comfort is always first consideration.", "@PamelaGlasner I definitely will! And I want to order one of your signed first editions! Very cool.", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @GrahamCooper, one cannot be certain about what @DonMcAllister does when not on Twitter. He remains unseen while creating SCO.
@GrahamCooper You never know, who knows what @DonMcAllister gets up to out of earshot of Twitter We can't see him when he's creating SCO
[ "Hmmm. That was unexpected. Bad news in the apple store. Can only use my developer discount online.", "@JoelDrapper Old ones are the best ones Joel, but I guess they're all new to you", "Trying out Tweetie for the Mac. I love the dialog box that pops up when you try to turn off ads and your not registered.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Yay, chicken fried rice! I'm feeling slightly improved.
hooraaaaaay, chicken fried rice! i feel a little bit better now
[ "was almost in a wreck and mcdonalds was too crowded for me to stop, so now i'm shaking AND hungry", "our electric is out again, its a blackout in the entire neighborhood ugh i'm scared of the dark.", "i want to go back to sleep but housing is haunting me so i'm going to call them first. i feel sick to my stom...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @dean_cummings I'm also having a day where I need to see an osteopath.
@dean_cummings Me too! Day of that is not off to see and osteo-doo dah
[ "@BobBergh The weather's not too clever here hun How's you today? Just off out to go all gooey over a friend's week old baby", "@Lesley_M Awww, our Mother's day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully", "@ladybug8320 Good morning hun, from a wet and windy S...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kate is amused and jokingly expressing her dismay at receiving detention, but finding a silver lining in being able to go to Starbucks since detention will be held there.
@kate38381849 ROFLLL! xD detention?! oh nooooo but the good thing is... detention room=starbucks! hahaha DD
[ "bye twitter, TTYL KATIEEEE ilyyyy &lt;3 let's go home, rana!", "@nileyforever16 - maui, which one are youuu?", "@kate38381849 not muchhh. just (finally) online! and you hunnnnn?", "@bitchmycookiex3 LMAO, how was it like to sleep with Mr. ice cream?", "@kate38381849 tommorow's school hehe. and wow, what...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Had an awesome workout today, finally able to stay on the cross trainer for 30 minutes straight, feeling really accomplished!
did the best gym session in a long time.. i realised that i can be on the cross trainer for 30 minutes... yay @ me !
[ "@petertaggart actually she sings, &quot;love, sex AND magic&quot;....hehe....but well u could interpret it as &quot;sexy magic&quot; too..", "i've lost my awesome list of books, i had to borrow out from the library for fun reading during this break! i don't know what to do now", "had a really tiring day with ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I hope my dad brings me bubble gum because I can't walk to the store and back by myself.
Is hoping that dad will bring me some bubble gum when he comes home can't walk to the shop to far there &amp; back 4 me
[ "@Pixie_Anna yes lots of toys I miss woolworths ummmm dr who !!just don't let the darlics near me I'm scared of them lmao!!!", "@PinkyNKOTB well I wount be able to go my passport has expired someone will have to represent me", "@nkaddict good morning that's sad x x how r u", "@nkaddict she's having a pani...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to pre-order LVATT, but I am located on the opposite side of the world. I double-checked on the globe.
i wanna pre-order LVATT! yesh, but i'm like in the other side of the world? yeah other side, i checked the globe
[ "oceanup.com - DO IT! just don't believe EVERYTHING what it says there", "everytime i spend the day in front of the computer, my back hurts", "i have to earn at least 10 k today in neopets. so i'll go and earn nowww", "i'm going to hong kong this wednesday, and i don't wanna have a long twitter break. i wanna...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ninghil, it's funny, right? I know your name is Ning and mine is Elisa. It's weird when individuals use their Tumblrs as guestbooks. It doesn't make sense!
@ninghil Haha, yes! Elisa`s the name and you`re Ning! Isn`t it annoying when people use their Tumblrs as guestbooks? Random! Haha
[ "@thecoffeelover I miss you too! I wanna hug you right na-na-now! I`m quite content and happy with life. You?", "@carmelamaniego Oh no, ummm to learn more, lol and other personal reasons.", "@thenicolefiles Lol, but the quote was inspiring, really. D`you make it? I don`t collect! Haha, I mean, he just comes an...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @irishpixie36, despite the humor, you are still unpleasant. Though it would be exciting to sail today, the rough sea makes me prefer staying dry.
@irishpixie36 ha ha your still rotten !!! Would be a thrill sailing today but I think I would like to stay dry as the sea lumpy as hell
[ "Please tell me why most bank holidays are just doom and gloom ???????", "@irishpixie36 we have 35 kts of wind With gusts", "OMG I'm only just starting work oh poor me", "@ika524 not fair it's 18'deg here it may top 21'deg over the weekend but that's it can u send some heat this way ha ha !!", "@opalbonf...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @thelarssan Why are you laughing? Nobody really can, there are too many x.
@thelarssan Ha why lol? No one really could there is to maney x
[ "@Avalonsee sorry i thought i was followng you bk sorry my bad xx", "i think i better end this i cnt talk to me self all nightt ill wait 5 mins", "@thelarssan Wow! Thats Super Nice Off You xD x im glad you liked it", "New Moon Trailer! im Goa Have to Waite Til 9pm To Morrow To See There's Awards! hoply i...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm shopping for books, shoes, and makeup - I've got all three!
Shopping!!!!!! Mmmm books,shoes, and makeup i've hit the trifecta
[ "I love my mommy but I love her every day. Not just Mother's Day! Know what I DON'T love? Work. 9-5 tomorrow.", "@AsHfLeTcH thanks man maybe I should knit a sweater yo", "A new book, a win for UK basketball, or Sidney Crosby can always make me feel better", "Book 2 of the Weather Warden series gotta go pay...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The comment "did you buy one?" suggests that the person being addressed does not currently use a real OS on a real laptop. The tweet is critical of this setup and suggests that using a real OS on a real laptop would be better.
@worrallo that just makes it so much worse. use a real OS on a REAL laptop. &gt;_&gt; did you buy one?
[ "I wish I didn't suck so bad at maths.", "New blog entry: SourceForge : A Real Pain In The Arse! [Uploading]", "Decision making sucks. Am I ready to go further yet? I don't know.", "@ChrisAxe I am home, just too lazy to get out of bed haha. My tooth is feeling a little better at the moment thanks, hurts more ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Who else is going to the Metro Station on Thursday? I'm excited!
EXCITED FOR METRO STATION ON THURSDAY. Who else is going?
[ "Missing those noisy Icans, that butt-less Atenean, the slow Claratian, that other crazy Knoller and everyone else in Teen Theater 1.", "@nikkitictac I miss Peta too. If you snub me in school, I'll kill you. :| )", "I WANNA TAKE PICTURES AT THE LOBBY GIRL`S BATHROOM WITH MY LOVES. I miss you guys so much.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MelanieNugent apologizes for accidentally delivering spoilers while @blayze316 has yet to watch the show.
@MelanieNugent Oh damn Im sorry!! I have been so good not adding spoilers cause @blayze316 will be watching it later!
[ "Would have loved to seen @secondpower at the WWE PPV!!! It wont be the same without Kennedyyyyyyy there", "@BIGGC_ Yeah I think the wrestling industry has a lot to be thankful for in regards to Shawn...Working on a sunday???", "@BIGGC_ Oh wow, never met a bondsman!!! First time for everything!!", "What is it...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Observing Jac playing Sims 2. Planning to purchase Sims 3 tomorrow. Exciting!
Watching Jac play Sims 2. I think we may go buy Sims 3 tomorrow. Wooo
[ "@TCBallew Haha, okay Btw, if you get bored tomorrow, Bo's probably coming over. If you wanna come too, hit me up.", "@TCBallew Good You need to listen to How You Love Me Now and 6 Months. They're really good. Candles is deff my favorite. 6 Months is #2.", "@TCBallew Sure I was on Youtube and I saw the You B...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am currently enjoying listening to Coheed and Cambria, and I believe that today will be filled with music as I am feeling it.
listening to Coheed and Cambria. Today will be a music day for sure. Just feeling it
[ "@bunnyblogger I remember a kid crapping in gym class but this today was the big leagues!", "Janitors came back and went over it all again. They did a GREAT job. It actually smells fresh in here again", "@DaYziEbAbY LOL, well it isn't so bad being gotten by you", "@CHELSE4 Not in London anymore? when it hails...
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