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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Raizak, seems like you have to wait for a week. How will you manage that? Haha, just kidding. But to be honest, I'm feeling envious and resentful.
@Raizak Oh didums, a full week to wait? How ever shall u cope LOL! Im just bitter n jealous
[ "@KittyKat_1988 @Skelfatron On meds so no alcohol allowed i know i know lol, anything else?", "@Raizak Nah hun i always choose the fastest option, mustav just been me then lol Might try there if i cant find it elsewhere", "Urghhh Hangover from hell Good night tho............I think lol", "@ButterbeanUK Ahh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My favorite people to follow are those who are sincere, smart, show respect and share something more than just trying to sell things.
People I like to follow the most: Genuine, intelligent, respectful human beings with something to offer other than products all the time.
[ "@vansunder Thank you! @duncandancer has something cool planned, with additional supporting coolness provided by little ol' me.", "Morning, Twitterverse! I hope you all have a Twitterific week! (Okay, that was sooo lame, but I mean it.)", "On the carousel at Glen Echo park. Cool beans. Only ones here so far! Ra...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I enjoy it when the elevator and traffic lights cooperate with my timing.
Love it when the lift comes & when the traffic lights turn green for me just when I want them to!
[ "From @hueyyei: Silly girl I like your cute bags n wrinkles k - Hahaha! I don't like them! Weeps", "@wenderella I love century egg porridge but my brother hates it so my mum doesn't cook it very often", "Nothing in particular to tweet about today Boring life.", "I like the tennis outfit that Cirstea's weari...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MollieOfficial, you seem to enjoy being on the couch. It would be nice to see you back on GMTV though. Xx
@MollieOfficial you love the being on the couch dont yeah mollie ,would be nice to see yeah back on GMTV though xx
[ "@unahealyfan ohh i want them now! but im off to a party in a minute again so i avnt got time", "looks like im not having a roast looks like im doing @FrankieTheSats style and pot noodle for me it is xx", "@carolinejjordan are you on about BGT im not watching it tonight i cba my mates where on it on tuesday ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mr_mcd and some of his fellow CF men join the spotify 80's fest for #80sFriday and have a good time.
@mr_mcd Some of us CF guys take part in #80sFriday - spotify 80's fest. Always a laugh.
[ "@SirRawlins Brilliant.. I'd come to see you. I wudnt mind presenting at some point but wud hav to build up to it", "@Clarkee21 LOL, ah the video? Yeah I saw that - talk about nervous. Kev caught me off guard..", "@dougboude I feel u on that 1. It's a curse I tell ya. Talk 2 @peterbell. After his #SOTR09 talk ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've been practicing selective noticing by screening everything that enters my consciousness lately.
Lately I've been "screening" EVERYTHING that enters into my consciousness. Practicing "selective noticing," if you will...
[ "I generally don't even watch TV. But this is one commercial that deserved to win at CANNES! - Makes me want 2 swim", "@mzzlee LOL, yes, "folks" is right up there with "Mmm" and "Hmm" on our list of faves!!!", "@lvnbutterfly Time for me to join my sleeping dream state. Always l...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Djalfy: Dislike is a more appropriate term than hate.
@Djalfy Hate is such a strong word....
[ "@Fishoutofsea I will draw you a fishy FOS. Gimme the specifications you want.", "@kluless65 I found it in my telly fone.", "@SandyCalico Mmm! I love pasta, garlic and oil with some crushed red pepper! My main staple is chicken though.", "@Athena_goddess I wont tell you what I ate. TAD had mac-a-roo and chee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MorgothsBalrog, wow! I wish I could be there too. Enjoy yourself and say hello to @marcweil for me. I'm curious why @heytakeiteasy isn't there as well.
@MorgothsBalrog omggggg. I'm so jealous! Have funnnn! Tell @marcweil I said Hi and why isn't @heytakeiteasy there
[ "Trying CSS spriting for the first time I've been meaning to do this for ages.", "@scotolsen Yeah, and the apple activation server is down so no one can upgrade", "@alexkillby LOL. Hahah. But @DakotaRae is catching up to me because her and her fans are tweeting about it lol", "OMG I just drove by a dead mo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The last pterodactyl in the post is my favorite, it's so adorable. However, I'm not very good at working with fondant.
@abakedcreation my fave one is the last ptero in the post tho... so cute! I suck @ fondant work
[ "My computer's freaking out trying to figure out how to "fix" the colour of white tofu on a white plate", "@Anticiplate never used to like romances until I found my own", "burned the crap out of the roof of my moth now it's all peely", "@MadcapCupcake ooh, I'll fight you for it! That's my fave flow...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The heavy rain signifies the start of the traditional Irish summer. Despite this, the speaker doesn't express excitement about it.
Rain has turned really heavy. The traditional Irish Summer has arrived. I'd say "at last" but that would imply I wanted this...
[ "The Scroll Thief is turning up all over the place for pre-Order now. Its great. Just found it on The Book Depository!", "@Ayla_F Oh sweetie that's ALWAYS the way. Once you've bought something, stop looking! Hosting is one thing. Try doing it with a HOUSE!", "Finished The Eyre Affair last night. Great fun. Sli...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Leaving now, my phone battery is low and using Twitter on mobile is uninteresting. Will tweet later, love you all. X
Going now, batterys low and twitter on you mobile is really crap and boring. Tweet later love you tweet hearts x
[ "ok, i'm bored. nothing is happening. grr stupid everything.", "@officialemily gutted hah! have you watched episode 5 what happens?", "staying in on my own - family is going out and non of my friends want me", "@officialemily emilyyy. i cant think of a second series title when nightmares become dreams..."...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I failed to complete my planned 8-mile run today due to the unpleasant heat, humidity, and Bluford. Feeling disappointed in myself.
Six words: Screw heat. Screw humidity. Screw Bluford. I didn't even get close to my 8 miles today. Not very happy with myself now.
[ "Man, it's bloody hot down here in soIL! No shorts packed either. My Milky Way melted. So much for a pick-me-up near the end of drive.", "@countrykev She must have one of those older dishes. These storms just pop up & it'll go bye-bye! Once the sun came out, it came back!", "@Lurtz Yep, that's what I did. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Just watched the Jonas Brothers 3D movie with @maze, it was funny. We were the only ones there. Haha, can't believe it."
I have just been to see the Jonas Brothers 3D movie with @maze was funny NO ONE else was there hahah can't...
[ "somehow feels that this is all my fault and i am so so so sorry if it is", "IS GOING CRAZY LET ME PLEASE PASS MY THEORY TEST", "PAOLO NUTINI WAS AMAZING!!! I'm sat in college now revising for my exam", "well saying that 2/3 teachers ONE MORE TO GO", "Sociology revision & maths Revision have been done -...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am extremely bored of studying.
I am so so so so so bored of studying
[ "I am so so so so so bored of studying REALLY... anyone got any other ideas than studying?", "Jogging, isnt REALLY that cool, especially if you've got a fever", "I am so so so so so bored of studying", "Jogging, isnt REALLY that cool, especially if you've got a fever", "I am so so so so so bored of studyin...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @HeriCabral is expressing frustration about their hair being their only valuable possession and adding a playful laugh at the end.
@HeriCabral arghhhhhhhhh my hair it's allllllllll I haaaaaaveeee, hehehe.
[ "just got home with the new Animal collective album, and I can defiantely say that I am childishly happy *shakes fists excitedly*", "@leeroymac07 I'm sorry. I really am. Hopefully we can have a chat and you can sleep better tonight?", "@leeroymac07 never said I feel good today, just that I finally got to slee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @stooey @jesirose: Thank you! I enjoyed it. It's a shame that I have to wake up early.
@stooey @jesirose: Yes, thank you very much! I had fun. TOO BAD I'm a stick in the mud who has to get up in the morning.
[ "@MarkBerry555 Maaaaaaannnnn, why you gotta be like that?! You perform on the ONE DAY OF THE WEEK I have classes?", "@lostkiwi C'mon, any government that denies a gay man the right to force uptight Aunt Tillie into purchasing a fish-slice is just sad.", "Hmmm... Thinking of reading more Byzantine History. Find ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Ligeress gives me a hug too, and it's terrible that you're already ill.
@Ligeress *hugs* me too, and on top of you being already sick, that's rubbish
[ "@andiect it is horribly expensive isn't it is it too late for you to go for funding? I reckon youd have a good chance at getting it", "@natashabailie I hope it doesn't rain on you - it's raining here", "@dyeleepong aww thankyou I'm also particularly pale and redheaded on that pic - I think the sun was behind...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @realchazjastes is saying that "cle" stands for Cleveland and that he doesn't need to say more. He also shares that he has been relaxing while working and saving money before school.
@realchazjastes cle is..cleveland. need i say more? lmao i been chillin tho, just workin and tryna save some moolah before school
[ "so i just joined shoedazzle.com < see what boredom and frustration does to somebody thats loves retail therapy", "@tropikana girl alot better! ive been sick as hell all week and somebody gave me some antibiotics i was allergic too so its been all bad", "@AwesomeRabe dude I was just trying to twit u! And tha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @dicesix, oh, so the weather keeps changing frequently? It's currently raining here, and I am enjoying it!
@dicesix owh.. maybe sudden change of weather all the time huh?..its raining here..and i enjoy it!
[ "Digging into a bowl of fruit salad which i made the other day.. errr have to finish this else it will be wasted.. salad anyone?", "a "TO DO" before we die with ena-do our version "VIDEO" shes the hippo and im the dog", "@papadimitriou it seems twitter and iphone has been troublesome for yo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey guys, I am thrilled to announce officially that my latest single is out now. Thank you for the positive feedback, please help me spread the word!
@ChillWill23 YEAAAH BOYEEE!!! Just tryna do it officially... OFFICIALLY this time! Glad ya like the single bro... spread the good word!
[ "Big Marv played me this one Eminem track off the new album... I'm coppin' it just for that, although the rest IS dope.", "HAD THE DOPEST LY-IN!!! Slept like a baby... been a minute. It's 2:48pm... I'M READY FOR THE DAY!!!!", "@OGBERRY Follow me right back bruv! See ya tomorrow. J*", "This is the earliest I'v...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jonbecker discovered a Season 18 of Saturday Night Live on Amazon and can sign up for notifications on its availability.
@jonbecker Found this at Amazon Saturday Night Live: Season 18 Sign up to be notified when this item becomes available.
[ "@jdornberg I have abandoned the bed for now -- and am sitting in my cozy office awaiting my first "HELP" phone call.", "@paulrwood smiles -- too many. I count 8. today is almost over.", "@Durff smiles -- thought you might need to remember!! Hugs", "@alfredtwo Between you and me, I doub...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @EsmaaSelf, thank you. Unfortunately, I haven't given enough attention to the blog in the past week. I need to work on that.
@EsmaaSelf Why thank. Sadly the blog has not gotten the TLC it needs over the past week. Need to get on that.
[ "@KrisColvin Sorry, couldn't resist. I feel you. I know a lot of activists. They can be very "with me or against me."", "@DineandDish Hanging in there! I've not done well in my adopt a blogger duties. My adoptee has not written back", "@KeepItClassyJen DM me your addy and I'll send you the email ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @digiSal had an embarrassing moment while waiting for a picture to load on their phone while walking up a staircase and missed a step while watching the screen.
@digiSal so freakin embarrassing....was waiting for picture to load, coming up a staircase and I was watching screen and I missed a step
[ "@juandeleon1021 don't be mean....I'm having to give him to my brother this weekend", "Boss has a breakfast tab running with me I think she's forgoten about", "Marley crying for more ball throwing....keeps eying me through the door", "@juandeleon1021 you don't like me......you just like my brownies", "Grrrr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ActorMcGuinness, the earth remains constant as a rock of love, while the sun keeps shining without end.
@ActorMcGuinness well ... the earth is always there. She is a rock of solid love. Then there's the sun ... eternally shining
[ "@pareidoliac you have one awesome blog! just bookmarked love the use of Garland theme in blogger ... nice adaptation.", "@nosignalinput congrats! heard it was a good win", "@fromtheold is that like the sequel to Mathematica? I like a lot of what that guy does. Seems to be a bona fide genius", "@miss_o...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish I could vote against him on your behalf, but I don't have any information about the other candidates running against him.
@mahdi I would vote against him for you if I could. Of course, I don't know anything about his opposition candidates either.
[ "@StephenGordon Yeeup. NOt trying to be picky. I understand the limitations of 140 character thought", "@RachelAppel I didn't even know you two were running in it! What numbers were you?", "@scottgal Can I talk about any hermit, or were you specifically wanting us to talk about you as a hermit?", "@jongallowa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @hotnizz, are you thrilled for Kristin's first appearance? The Hills won't have the same feel without Lauren!
@hotnizz Grabe, are you excited for Kristin's debut? The Hills won't be the same without Lauren!
[ "@mynameisalexa Haha. You can combine and update them. Try Ping.fm or download a client that updates both FB and Twitter link TweetDeck.", "Naiyak ako dito: Oh justice. Another motivation to continue studying and be able to change this.", "@downrighteerie Are you dl-ing it or is itgomna be shown on tv? It ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's frustrating when photos turn orange because of bad lighting. The lighting wasn't good at a recent meet-up.
I hate when Photographs get Orange due to the lightening.. Lightening wasn't good at meet-up I must say !
[ "@blessedAyesha can't find any electrition at this tym uwaa uwaa..", "Lost my 8GB USB while going to NBC 09 Karachi.. amaaaaa It was new one.", "@awaisnaseer always write holy words in capital dude, ALLAH HAFIZ !", "@harisn Wohi rona dhona.. halat theek nai ye wo !", "@ruchirfalodiya My MOM is a doctor.. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I couldn't log in because my dad said I have to stop using the computer soon.
@Focalin my dad is going to kick me off the computer soon. Ugh that's why i'm not on, sorry.
[ "@Killaya Justin and Robin came out for pics, hugs, autographs. I was so fucking CRUSHED when I found out on ETS. It still kills me.", "@DisciplineCC lol yay! I won't be doing this again till June 10th, that's my last show.", "Uploading The Fragile now. I think I recorded it at both shows. <3333", "@Smash...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @AcornatLarge is saying that despite eating a lot and running around the hospital, their jeans are now too big, implying that they have lost weight.
@AcornatLarge my jeans are too big now... Running around hospital, eating heaps, apparently makes me lose weight
[ "Also, thanks for the rollerskating idea @cuttingshapes and the tips @gregorybodnar - my first roller derby purchase: knee/elbow pads", "@johubris lol I'd pay to kiss you! And we can get our friends along to create 'hype'", "Why does no-one ever comment on my blog?! I know people read it, and it's so pretty", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kristin has a car that won't start, but she is grateful for AAA and her ex-boyfriend who is skilled with fixing cars.
LChiz: Kristin's car won't start Thank goodness for AAA. And for ex-boys who are good with cars.
[ "Superneej: Morning! Bah Car won't start.. waiting for the ANWB....", "tararenee7: Stranded and my car won't start and I don't know why. Help", "danieleterrell: stranded at the Kangaroo - pumped gas and now car won't start", "gltch486: But now the car won't start - oops.", "TASENOO: Just finshed a 12hr shif...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RedDusk_Perth is expressing their excitement about not being able to go to "le bonk" until Friday due to being busy.
@RedDusk_Perth hoorah! i ahave been so busy and havent had a chance wont be able to get to le bonk til friday
[ "@NeilHotdog its was great! Had a brilliant time. New job is going good, getting my teeth int some good accounts How was your trip?", "@Christian0386 A foot snuggie and we could call it a Fuggie", "@BrianMcnugget OMG Poor sod lol. Sent the text though lmao", "@clare_mckeague Im glad you liked that one Im tr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I didn't leave, I was just busy with the page, but it's done now.
@xXJess017Xx i didn'T leave... jusT pre-ocupied wiTh the page.. buT done now
[ "@officialTila mosT definaTely! if iT was for me, i'd race To you like lighTning.. he should be There in a second or Two lol", "@officialTila and left a message Hope you have a safe trip, and an amazingly awesome relaxation!!", "@xXJess017Xx secreT.. all i know for a facT is ThaT They are The mosT blessed, lo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Re-arranged the studio furniture for extra space, but the difference is not significant.
moved furniture in the studio hoping for more room. not very much different
[ "@chriscornell i thought you might read them all. at least i hoped you did love scream. was listening today", "@CathySavels that's the best part. i went out and got storage things (i could use a hundred more) and it's almost tidy in the studio!", "@kicey sounds great!!!! and all your contributors!!! wheee!!! c...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Engaged in playing with a child on the desk with Hot Wheels toys.
Playing Hot Wheels with a kiddo at the desk.
[ "@rgutel There's a law somewhere around here. Something about pregnant women get to do whatever the $%&* they want. I'll look it up later!", "@teleken The only thing I launch IE8 for is to check my work e-mail from home. They use Exchange Server. Other than that, it's dormant.", "@ashuping: tsk tsk, man. Y...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I spent a significant amount of time last night searching for a pair of shoes that I believe I discarded, and I regret getting rid of them.
Spent most of the night looking for a pair of shoes that I'm almost positive I threw out, really wish I hadn't
[ "@SweetBullshit oh noes, you were sposed to say topshop or something", "What horrible weather I suppose I'll have to spend the day in the garden", "OMG just read a bit of a storyline from neighbours i didn't want to read. Sad face", "i try to do the dishes. i don't think "oh i'm doing the dishes, i might...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @agentkebong saying good morning and heading off to work. Will talk to you soon.
@agentkebong good mornin' off to the grind here ttys
[ "wow, I may have to send this whistle to oz or asia somewhere... 'as the world turns'", "@_emmajane_ tyvm sorry they're blocking blip ... would say something about SSH tunneling to proxies here, but I won't ;)", "@Gertrudesteinjr well, tgfl (thankgoodnessforlaptops) as I am in bed", "tyvm everyone for their ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: SandiNJ, I enjoy living there but I cannot visit due to visa requirements. I may visit next year and we could meet then. Alternatively, you could come to Europe and you are welcome to do so.
@SandiNJ love 2. living there, no, due 2 visareqs.. visiting prob. next yr.. we should meet then. or come 2 EU! yr welcome!
[ "@crusaderz4life wow. a good tweet morning. love is in the air!", "@Orionjoel Thanks! I am sure things will be cleared up 2 morrow. So not fun", "@Donnette i am fine. just having a headache for days now", "@rob573 7 hrs difference. i wish i were back in usa.. miss it.. although rain? #SONOTNICE! enjoy yr rai...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @nawty, I'm doing great, thanks. I'm just waking up early for a meeting and questioning why I even agreed to it. I don't enjoy waking up early.
@nawty I've been well, thx. Just getting up for an early morning meeting and wondering why I agreed to it. Don't like getting up early
[ "@hip2Nashville Why, thank you You just saved me some money on a cha cha dress.", "@nawty if u think ur going to fail, u will. Be positive, my friend! Motivate urself", "@fairfielddesign LOL...as per agreement. Ur funny. Hope ur having a good night", "@grshane tell me about it! Only 60 degrees and cloudy o...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JustMilo, I am envious! Did you make it through the week alright?
@JustMilo I am so jealous! Did you survive the end of the week ok?
[ "WEEKEND! And I just spent half an hour chatting about religion and other issues w/ a nice gay boy working for SwissAid. Happy EuroPride!", "@batteredhaggis It is very quaint and cute. Lugano is more like an Italian city, though, gorgeous. You should come visit!", "@cashstwit And here I thought it'd be a puppy....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm sad that the weekend is over because my days as a full-time mom tend to blur together. However, I particularly dislike it when my husband has to go back to work.
Shame weekend is over...as I am a full time mum, my days run into each other, but hate it when hubby goes back to work!
[ "@tonyblackburn You mean you can't dance like that Tony....you've blown all my illusions now", "@knitwits1 It does help you to clean! I love loud music anyway, cause hubby is lead guitarist in local rock band!", "- Couldn't resist taking this piccie of Ellie asleep on her beloved Iggle Piggle!!", "Morning al...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @CraigKausen, your grandfather is Chuck Jones? That's amazing! He was a director during the golden age of cartoons.
@CraigKausen So Chuck Jones was your Grandfather? How cool is that! He directed cartoons back when cartoons were great!
[ "I'm about hating Twitter right now. I'm unable to follow anybody I try to. I know this media is free, but sheesh!", "@10thAmendment When you do #FollowFriday put a space between each of your choices, then your links will show up. Hope that helps.", "Good morning you all! How are you doing today? Remember, mak...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @KLL2, you're terrible. I believe Julia has vanished from existence. :(
@KLL2 well you suck i think julia disappeared off the face of the planet D:
[ "I'm on my way home from school not feeling well", "tech tech tech tech anyone know why Julia died? D:", "Be jealous that I know all the words to every song in this movie and you don't! hahaha", "@juliajayy hahaha, i wanna see yoooou k well, if you can call me when you get home from school. okay?!", "Aw...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I apologize for being crazy, but I really miss you interacting with your fans on Twitter, @DavidArchie.
@DavidArchie I miss you replying your fans on twitter, too! I'm sorry I'm crazy.
[ "Yessssssssssssss @DavidArchie's #1 on the Twitterwall of fame whoooo!", "Ahhhhh I'm so so so sad the suppliers don't have Life Story anymore. WHY WHY WHY did the suppliers have to return it to the publishers AH", "@witnessamiracle I have NO idea how I'm going to be happy for him when he has his first kiss. I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @xXShantelXx We are enduring extreme temperatures and suffering in a terrible place without being aware of it.
@xXShantelXx We are frying in hell.. We just don't realise it.
[ "aww sad. Nov 11 1918 - 83 people died from flu brought in due to lack of ship quarantine... Also the day WW1 ended.", "@ajaystwtr Lucky you. Not over until monday week for me", "@__MissB Haha James is out at his place ATM I always get left alone when semester ends!", "@Courtneyg17xo I'm really not, I just w...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The weather is nice and I am going to roller skate to return a DVD that I should have returned a while ago and to exercise and burn off some Easter candy.
Such a lovely day! Going for a skate to deliver a way over due DVD and burn off some easter eggs
[ "@littlemissmerry Your not stuck there, you can up any leave any time you want I actually reckon you will be much better off with Oracle!", "Really want to skate tonight but have so much to do ready for the Goodwood Roller Marathon price rise next week so home doing paperwork", "@seguima Were you e-mailed the ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Mommentator, could you preserve it and send it to me?
@Mommentator Can you can it and mail it to me?
[ "@BeaconOfLight I was laughing at your ongoing problems with long URLs", "I am out for now, real life beckons. You all be well", "@BeaconOfLight LOL I was referring to the old woman notion and not the head scarf", "Ladies, enjoy Taylor Swift - Picture to Burn [ Official Music Video ]", "@Vader101 I beli...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Oh no! @greenrocketship, I can't stand that she took my name."
shyyyet ! @greenrocketship I hate the fact that she stole my name
[ "@andreafosho i dont even think i have time to go to old navy its too far eh. and i have exams next week and im leaving RIGHT AFTER exams", "forcing myself to watch the movie 1984 for my book report im lazy to read", "@erikamodina Yeah she sucks fuck YOU pat medina! FCKKU! omg what if she sees this again ?...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @etrangle, please check your Hotmail! I am not able to offer much assistance at the moment.
@etrangle k check ur hotmail! i cant rly help much now
[ "that one also he said he rly rly rly nt confirm 100% cos if he hadta stay in camp, he cant do anything abt it", "at one of the voidecks waiting for Fad to come down. I ate lunch by myself at a chess corner", "my head is throbbing! fever didnt subside after ice cold bath & downing iced sour plum drink", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Heading to take @justincavazos and then to school. Ugh, don't like Mondays. Have a great day at rac @priscillaax3. Missing you!
On my way to drop @justincavazos off. Then school. Ewh @mondays -_-. Have a good day at rac @priscillaax3 I miss you!
[ "@juliandash pictures "IMG_5814-6096" didn't load in the emaillll. booo!", "@taylorswift13 I did! &I know your secret, you do coke! You're cuuuuuute", "finally 100% done. put all the signs, frames, movie posters, mirror, EVERYTHING but my heavyass collage frame. new rooms nice dinner soon", "Ti...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @thefamexox is bringing Winnie the Pooh bandages to Norway and anticipates a long trek to the hostel on the first day.
@thefamexox ok, i am taking winnie the pooh plasters to norway with me, it will take us ages to get to the hostel on the 1st day
[ "@_OliviaDotCom ehm i was soaking up some more rays and now i am being a maths geek.", "@Saz_xox ofcourse, i tried to phone in like 10 times but the lines were busy", "Just watched my dad on telly. never knew it would be sooooo funny", "ahhhhhhhhh, the stupid radio. i have tried to phone in for ages, but it k...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MystaKool is searching for a reliable E-series phone. Any suggestions?
@MystaKool Haha I'm also looking for a good E-series phone these days. Know any?
[ "Windows Vista is giving me errors on installing MTP driver! :@ I can't use my Nokia N96 with PC Suite. I want to backup my contacts!!", "@reshadat LOL! @awaisnaseer treated me with a very yummy pulao and chicken roast when I was with him a day before", "@kursed No one bothers his statements now. Everyone know...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I pray you stay true, to prove that this is more than just a play. Come with me, let's escape to a destination I am familiar with.
I hope you remain the same, so I'll know that this isn't just a game. Now take my hand and we will run away down to this place I know.
[ "I just wasted a sheet of paper! I don't know what to draw anymore Might turn in early tonight, just not up to staying up late tonight.", "I'll be back in 20 minutes. Lunch time. Bye for now, and once again thank you", "I had the urge to eat a banana. That's why I'm eating one right now, *chews* *swallows* My ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Only nine days left until Britney's concert in Manchester. Unfortunately, the author won't be attending the London show anymore.
9 days !! who else is going to britney in manchester ?? im so gutted im not going london anymore
[ "whys there no britbrit official fan club anymore i need to join", "@beckinelson oh and u wanna do me a favour please ??", "@beckinelson crossroads - get in the mood fpr britbrit !! xoxo", "@beckinelson same defo one of the london ones, thing is if they were £40 itd sell out mega fast", "@BTCare thanks ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Claire_Cordon, have a good rest. You're setting a good example. I'm going to bed too. Goodnight.
@Claire_Cordon rest well your setting a good example, i am going to call it quits too. na nights
[ "@Claire_Cordon haha, yes, a follow on tweet!! you watching bbc 2?", "@AWildDog red is always good, bright red, not natural red", "@GavinSmithLeeds tweet tight, not heard that before, i like it", "@not_my_opinion @greenbelt i guess you have to take a chance as to when you want your showers, if you want them ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LauriM agrees with me, let's come up with a great place to go. We missed out on seeing Gallows.
@LauriM sammme, think of somewhere good to go. we should have gone to see gallows
[ "@tay_tothe_lor hopefully! kindof, FR stage is normally more like that, they had ATL and YM@6 last year when are you on holiday?", "@Nero182 I am so jealous of the 10 for $10 tour!! I'm definitely coming with you! and enter shikari. mannn", "@tay_tothe_lor jeeeez, when will this end?! haha. we should have been...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Smoked shredded chicken, sweet and sour sauce, and fried rice sound delicious.
oooh smoked shredded chicken. sweet n sour sauce and fried rice.
[ "think i should trade. i wish i never got the sony ericsson c905 good cam...that's it.", "@swwetbullshit i duno kinda wanna buys new stuffs but i don't really has the moneys", "#goodsex is when u think you're gonna pass out.", "i hate being a woman sometimess dam u *shakes fist*", "had 2 leave the mrs @sw...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am happy to have become your 2nd follower.
@adelicateflower hehehe I got to be your 2nd follower
[ "@ThisStarChild it's a good film, effects are feeling a bit old, but still fun", "@_CorruptedAngel but don't feel too bad, i've been so busy with work i've not done any #ff yet", "am really glad that twitter doesn't have a voice option... even my laugh sounds hoarse today", "@lynnesse hi there, welcome to the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm available, except for having to go to the post office and completing my packing.
@msheaff have to go to the post office and finish packing other then that im free
[ "@kirstiealley Todays Mixshow and have a safe and happy holiday weekend sweetie", "@bigbinks oh thats wonderfull nothing better then that to start the day right", "@SamChampion omg green day are playing a morning free concert i wish i had known sooner", "@JonHamm My DJ Name is DJ Fruit Loops as a diabetic ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "@booskee9, you're not arriving until Friday? I believe we're planning to depart on Friday. I will most likely return late on Sunday or early Monday."
@booskee9 u dont gethere till Fri? i think we gonna be leaving on fri i proablly will be back late Sunday or Monday morning
[ "at 1st they said yes but it looks like they scratched that plan b/c of the supply demand @travoloso", "@maximus2083 NOPE!!! IM SO UPSET. IVE HAD A WRETCHED DAY AT WORK AND I WAS LOOKING FWD TO THIS DOWNLOAD", "@HESOPLASTIC dont nothing beat a old fashion project family beat down", "@JustAnt1 yoooo. thanks...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The Taxi Driver Man informed me that he slept at the beach for 7 years, stating that it's like staying at an all-star hotel.
Taxi Driver Man tells me that he used to sleep at the beach all the time, for 7 years. It's an all star hotel after all
[ "@bradhouse Do you use Tweetie? You can double click on my reply and see what I replied to", "@epicfailanne Hahaha, really? They've taken the mint spaghetti off the menu", "@ali_moo Why so interesting? I heard you just got a new job! Congratulations", "@damana I was going to suggest NEVER USING THE INTERNET f...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello everyone, I apologize for my absence last night due to computer issues.
Good afternoon everyone Sorry for disappearing last night, computer problems !
[ "@PembsDave Thank you. At the moment I am procrastinating", "@MellyStark Same here Any chance of an invite to dinner ? lf I have to watch anymore cricket, I think I will go mad lol", "@spb73 Not a big fan TBH. Would rather cook, but feeling a bit lazy today", "@allbloominwrong That is so sweet. Please say he...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @BrittDPrivate, I feel sorry to hear that you're not feeling well today and I noticed that you have an appointment with the doctor tomorrow. I'm here to support you.
@BrittDPrivate awww im sorry ur not feelin well today!!! and i c ur goin to the dr's tomorrow? :S Im here for ya
[ "Aaron is going to be at the MUCH Music Video Awards in Toronto on June 21st!!", "The site is going to be changing hosts...so things will be a bit up in the air for a little while! the pic update is on hold!", "@aaronaccarterfa ahahaha glad you are!!! but check my latest tweet and see the not so good news!", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @overhope, it's fine. Nick is not allowing me access to the mannequin anymore.
@overhope its okay. nicks not letting me any where near the mannequin now
[ "@jamievampie ohk thankyou so so so much bro. if i could i would give u a hug. but seeminq ure in vegas i cant", "@tahneecullen ohh how romantic dw sis you will enjoy it", "@jamievampie i want a beautiful rinq like what u got tahnee", "@SweetRenesmeeC im not sure. i just read it b4 and he wasnt on", "@bobb...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LadyOfDnB, is there another issue happening in the world of JavaScript? The last one I heard about was the feud between mosthigh and destro. What's happening now?
@LadyOfDnB more js drama? last i saw was mosthigh vs destro... what now?
[ "so hungry I could barf, I'm waaaaaay late on lunch", "at the office, trying to solve the mystery of whose blood is that in the bathroom toilet.... eewwwww", "Dear Ms Park, you smell like heaven, please walk by my cubicle more often k thnx", "hahahahaha yous a cancer baby, sicky! yous a sumer baby like me", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Dear @cupccakke, could you please hit the "follow" button on my profile? I promise to give you a shoutout in return.
@cupccakke Can u follow me plz i will shout you out if you do
[ "@NiaBassett Ohh good so whats these tests for is it just precautionary ? x", "@NiaBassett Thats pretty cool where is it on her ?", "One last one plz follow @meleddy she is sweet and very easy to talk to plz follow her", "@floppyandbear Aww cheers buddy hope you also have a great time today", "@aplusk Why ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Time flies fast and 1/3 of the summer break is already over. Only 5 days left.
Just 5 days left and 1/3 of summer holidays will be gone! Time is running so fast, isn't it?
[ "I need study a lot, tommorow 2 tests: in music and physics, oh, and also art homework! Hmm... I think, that I will make optical illusion!", "I woke up just now! I didn't sleep very well, because in the middle of night I had average teethaches, I continued around 30 mins!", "@yoyonb87 I know you like rain and I...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RachelMcAdams_ is indicating that she cannot provide any advice on milk being from the dairyland as she is a city girl and doesn't have any knowledge about it.
@RachelMcAdams_ rut roh....wish i had some advice about milk being from the dairyland but alas i'm a city girl & have no clue...sorry
[ "@wildrose76 i'm praying this is the case Gerri. Jesus wouldnt that be the ish if my BF blocked me? I'd cry for days!", "Back for good just came on...everytime I hear this i think of @JonathanRKnight doing his little dancey dance on the vlog", "@ginacena hahaha too awesome! @aah1981 didn't intro me to any of ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @FionaKyle is now regretting not having her camera with her.
@FionaKyle didn't have my camera with me totally regretting it now!
[ "@Jacquies yeah then we can be in touch 24/7", "@drunkenmonkey87 *punches u* I lost 4 pounds today in my weigh in", "1 three times a day for a week, then 2 pills twice a day for the next 6 months or so", "@esmeeworld is that with Keri Hilson too? I've been trying to get tickets for the Glasgow date but all so...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Congratulations, @hawkcam! Portico is returning to the nest. Check it out on Hawkcam Live."
Hey @hawkcam hooray for Portico coming back to the nest (hawkcam live >
[ "Hey @hawkcam great article in the paper.... i sure do miss our family though (hawkcam live >", "Hey @hawkcam this looks like yesterday's cam - empty nest and so bright (hawkcam live >", "Hey @hawkcam good morning hawk family, parked underneath you and saw mommy feed you guys in person (hawkcam liv...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I understand that it's not great, probably because it's mostly his "crew" who posts, but I still decided to follow.
@angelashushan i know it sucks, right. it's mainly his 'crew' that tweets. but i followed anyway
[ "@tommcfly let's hope you room service is better than the other day! 200th post, for you.", "@dougiemcfly feel lucky, i'm giving you my 190th update.", "@melmelsmell SNAAP. lol are you accelerated? or on the norm year 11 take exam thing x] i had 3 options and a short course what about you?", "@mcflyharry oh ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: A pleasant morning ahead, it's going to be a great day!
good morning its going to be a good day!!!
[ "crap. i barely slept 2 hours and im awake. I had a bad dream but i never have bad dreams so that is soooo weird. im going back to sleep!", "watched a few xfiles.......now im passing out!! i hope michael meyers and aliens dont visit me in my dreams LOL", "Ok chef salad at four peaks was delicious !", "i th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @morpheas7887, I accidentally broke their rule by exceeding the limit of 500 outgoing emails per hour and now I'm hoping for forgiveness.
@morpheas7887 No.. they have 500 outgoing email rule (500 per hour).. and I broke there rule unknowingly Expecting forgiveness
[ "This is AWESOME #Rajnikant #SouthIndia FTW Brazilians love it", "@shankargan That's a old promotion+old version .. but nice one!", "Saved this pic Useful lolcats smiley translation :O XD", ".. Wish this review was REAL Ah ..!!", "Wondering wat to do online as I dont even have a blog to write abt...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Attempting to execute the hoedown throwdown dance once more! It's quite challenging but amusing.
try to dance the hoedown throwdown again! really difficult but funny
[ "Yes! I can the hoedown throwdown nearly compelted I must practise a little bit and I can it really That was a danceday", "no I didn't see it but Mark was very funny with MAMACITA", "After the breakfast you can go to your web-mails and I sent you a very funny and MAGIC website", "my mum is hearing a very ST...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Good evening Phil. Did you have a good day?"
@hypnophil evening phil av you had a good day
[ "@Dalton1976 hi lee thanks for following look forward to your tweets", "@Baggiepr thats good you are nearly there in breaking the 60 min mark .Have a lovely evening", "who,s watching the cup final then ! not me ! but come on chelsea for my big sis and my lovely nephew", "@nannynick have you got the sun with y...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @aniskywalker have you watched Chris' interview since you replied to PrairieBureau? I haven't seen it yet.
@aniskywalker hey ! have u seen the interview yet of chris when u submitted an answer to PrairieBureau i havent x
[ "pmg im very upset no just relasie hugh laurie isnt on xxx ohh", "@butadream ohh okay well one day eh? x", "Hello everyone ! just woke up with a pain in my leg", "@GlobeAlone74 haaa yh only another 4 years yaaay lol", "@ivetcoronado yhh r u going to a concert this yr of cp ??", "oh i write poetry ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Racegirl29 couldn't attend the Tweetup, but it was a successful event with a good turnout despite the rain. Outlaws? Lol.
@Racegirl29 the Outlaws? lol ... sorry ya couldnt make it to the Tweetup ... was a good turnout of people though. Damn rain though heh.
[ "@pseroogy I didn't get any cheesy taters either ... but the cheesecake lollipops were awesome, thanks @lseroogy for those ;)", "@2bRemembered haven't been following it cause i'm not happy with him & Vikings combo ... probably upset a lot of fans no doubt.", "Just got home from the Green Bay BBQ Tweetup. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I want to indulge in @camera_obscura but I can't because I already agreed to make something for my family tomorrow.
@camera_obscura hard to resist. but i've already promised to make this for my family tomorrow...
[ "@MarcPerel off to have a look & listen at your Twitter on the couch thing-y", "@johnleesandiego not all people who are prolife are like the people you're tweeting about -me for example i was meant to be aborted too.", "@johnlesandiego that's now 1350 people just in the flickr group, wanting to join in. du...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @phishgirl3's vehicle has been in the repair center since the previous Thursday.
@phishgirl3 My car has been in the shop since last Thur
[ "@stkxppro Yes, (sarcastic answer).. Turn it into a Tour. Otherwise, my answer is no. Sorry", "@Videos4BB @Duvi Mine starts in the fall also.... They grow up so fast.", "Completely wiped and reloaded the 8900.... Lost all BBM contacts Going to bed sad.", "@hockeyfan427 I would've been happy to let them hau...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tommcfly, can you confirm if you like it? We have held onto it and are hoping to present it to you during a signing or similar event.
@tommcfly please tell us if you like it we have kept it & are hoping to give u it at a signing or something?
[ "@peterfacinelli does Ashley have twitter? There's loads of fakes around and it sucks", "She's going to love my amazing Sinéad-and-Natalie-esque wrapping more than the actual present I think it's pretty damn awesome.", "@SineadyCullen ooh, cool! soooo excited to see my friendys and also to see what you are ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ParadisBlanc, I'm okay. What's making you feel strange? ._
@ParadisBlanc Aww im ok why do you feel weird? ._.
[ "I really wish I could do more to help in Iran ._. I would do anything to be able to help more", "You know, I love the Guardian! It really is a great lil paper!", "I think normal ones are just too strong for me! I like something light", "So hard to decide who to include! Im basing it on how often people post...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @AndyTaylorSonic appreciates the remixes and is looking forward to the "proper" version. However, they would also like to see some pictures of your studio/setup.
@AndyTaylorSonic Like the Remixes.. and no doubt the 'proper' version when it arrives, Still like to see some photos of your studio/setup
[ "@AmandaFPatton haha, well it's never a permanent state for me (offline)", "@AndyTaylorSonic I use tweet deck mostly, sometimes you still need to visit twitter.com to do certain things but I like the group/search", "@gdub1 Read his book for his take on it.. or ASK him @andytaylorsonic (I don't know for sure)",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Can't wait to leave work and get home today.
right getting up can't wait to get home from work today
[ "Morning. i hate myself atm :l lol so dont wanna go intop shop today", "church person just came to my door. fit as.. LOL i feel bad now for telling him i didnt wanna kno", "ok im off (: hopefully back about half 1, if not.. after 5", "back from vets with oscar, cost me around £80! so far gotta take him bk...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Seems like it will rain today and I am sure it will pour heavily as soon as I step outside my front door. This always happens! Today is going to be a bad day.
Looks like rain today, bet it buckets down as soon as I step outside front door, always the way !!!!, downhill all the way from today
[ "blasted internet is soooo slow due to this storm, everything is taking double time to load can't seem to access most of the pages !!!!", "Is someone out there trying to tell me something????, my day can't get any worse", "@marygoulden yep, sucker big time, it's just not fair the way he put it, and now jorda...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: DDUBFOSGIRL tweeted that her birthday falls on June 21st and it's also Father's Day. She wonders if the men in her life who are fathers will do something special for the occasion.
@DDUBFOSGIRL June 21st is my birthday And it's also Father's Day ... wonder if the guys will do anything special since they are fathers.
[ "@KatyGirl1 You can tell me about it when you get home I'm hoping NKOTB comes back to FL ... their show looks awesome!", "@Shawnyboy176 No hate ... nothing but love, that's why we're giving hugs lol", "Mmmm dinner smells good Going to have dinner ... pack and head for Jville in the morning for the weekend!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @fryfan20, to be honest, I thought you had ignored me after my emotional tweet to Stephen about Dongle. It seems that is not the case.
@fryfan20 u know honestly i thought u put me on ignore list after that my emotional twittage to Stephen about Dongle looks like not
[ "@fryfan20 so do I, but seems like very important for Stephen anyway", "@stephenfry Sir Stephen, how come? It did sounded like "glaive" = a sword, you should know, ok then, I'll just pretend I got it right x", "@hughsbeautiful Yeah, I saw @fryphile 's HL twittage cascade was laughing all the way to ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: IvanaE expressed surprise and disappointment that something did not perform as well as they had expected.
@IvanaE HSUSYHAWHSA i thiught it wud go higher !
[ "@Elainesnowdon i know but jess says if its 1 here shes moving lol!", "Oh fml its probs gunna be at shepards bush i hate it there", "@rachmurrayX YESYESYES. mums hair dyer woke me up haa but im readind mfy again im on chapter 2", "@Laney_Jane on the good side i got a reply from @jessicaveronica", "Why do...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @littlebead's plan sounds great, can I join? Unfortunately, I won't be going on any vacations this year.
@littlebead sounds fab, can I come too? No hols for me at all this year
[ "@buffyc yes, my 2 want to see that! Well done Millie", "@vInTaGeVioLeT I never did any exercise at school, started running on and off from late 90s. I'm 40 now, it's bloody hard, but feel good", "@midgetmum that would be excellent What a handy uncle!!", "@littlebead thanks I do need to lose weight, and I h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'm thrilled that my Kindle DX is being shipped by Amazon. Yay!!!"
Is excited that Amazon is shipping my Kindle DX woo hoooo!!!
[ "Just got in from meeting a very strange person", "@tnorman1 Well, I'm picking the Penguins, so that means the Wings will win", "@peterg11742 Aren't you being nice today? lol At least I do have sun", "@peterg11742 Well, I looked online and I see it, but Dateline is on right now; they better hurry", "Took A...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cjsier, it's funny you get to do that, I wish I could too.
@cjsier lol at least you get to, that's cool, i wish i could
[ "@goaliemom31 i still might, just that most tickets are in pairs, and no one wants to go with me", "@goaliemom31 well there goes my chance of buying a ticket at a reasonable price", "@t_kawai well when the zombie revolution comes, you can just steal them from people, no need to buy!", "I could never get back ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry, I haven't ordered them yet. I'm slacking haha.
no i havent had a chance to order them haha im slacking sorrry
[ "s'okay. i hope you find her good luck bb. im here if you need me", "@paige67 sorry i was napping cause my head yes it will be here. and ill text you my addy in just a sec.", "ugh i was literally up all night being sick and i'm pretty sure im dehydrated. fml. 2 hours of sleep", "there is a baby possum that ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Chicago Wine Diva noted that Michael would say that it's not porn, it's philanthropy - and found it amusing.
@chicagowinediva lol that's actually something michael would say. "it's not porn! It's philanthropy!"
[ "@mccmarianne mouth is better, yep. can eat a little now", "@Billy3G thank you! so far so good, i think. keep me in your thoughts?", "@mccmarianne it's good, just very tiring! hope you get some hot water! for your bath that I will be thinking about. KIDDING. :-p", "Turning in very early. My high is go...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @danielshockk, I feel the same way about school. It's too overwhelming.
@danielshockk tell me about it im so sick of school too like farkk everythingg!
[ "@Galiiit lmao thats a good one. we havent thought of that one we have hobo weekly. hobos day. the daily hobo hobo life and total hobo", "Were talking about having babies, idc all i know is i wanna have andrews emo babiez the end.", "@danielshockk ? aww, fuckfuckfuck! you reminded me i was supose to clean my ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mumswhobake I hope your child is feeling better! I haven't made brownies in a long time. I didn't have time to cook today, so I plan on making them tomorrow.
@mumswhobake Awww... hope your little one is ok! Mmmm... haven't made brownies for ages. Ran out of time for cooking, will bake tomorrow
[ "Dropped the girls off at nursery - Faith screamed! Time for a quick coffee before setting of for my cake artistry class", "@CharlieMoos Yay, I'm glad you liked it Will email you back x", "@littlesunflower Happy Birthday! Hope you have a lovely day", "@JessicasCupcake Hope you feel better soon. Both my girl...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's difficult to stay positive, but I am grateful for @mcshelleyshell's help. It's strange that the help is coming from a faraway place.
@mcshelleyshell hard to keep my mind positive sometimes; but I really papreciate your help. Strange that help come from so far!
[ "@paulocoelho I missed you in Prague so sad....some next visit is planned? please......", "@mcshelleyshell yep sat nite so when you sleep I work and other way round, thats why I reply usually after 9 hrs to your tweets", "@mcshelleyshell but I think they could accept the social net like twitter - and do not ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just bought a new pair of shoes today.
- my fresh pair of kicks I bought today
[ "lol, I meant to say that you GNR (meeee!) I overuse 'lol' anyways", "@CharlesDefon I haven't had apple crisp since middle school lol", "so much for waking up early enough to go to the Y....maybe tomorrow?", "@JonFolse they're coach! anddddd the best part is they were only 66 bucks", "@vagelisv haha, advice...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thanks for the compliment! I feel the same way about you! ;)
@JillyWisdom THNX for the WOOF! Right back atcha! ;)
[ "Working with aggressive dogs all day today. All good dogs - just need the right direction!", "@smartiej I agree - all the dogs in my life I needed more than they needed me", "@BullsEyeDogResc Thnx!! I never look for guy gifts on there - good idea!", "@pitbull_fan76 I know!! I wrote a letter & complaine...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: MarkYoung_, yes, and I'm already experiencing back pain from yesterday's gardening.
@MarkYoung_ yup and my back is already killing me from gardening yesterday doh!
[ "Morning all, having an easyish day today and waiting imminent delivery of upgrades", "@ciaranokeeffe try this one: points 64, 118 & 132 are my faves", "@MarkYoung_ my what? investigation?? we're booked for the end of the month in Paranormal Pembroke", "Rudely awoken from bizarre dream involving @davidw...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'll observe you while you're eating. Problem solved. I'm very broke.
@notbianca I WILL WATCH YOU EAT. Problemo solved. I am so broke pohz.
[ "@notbianca I have my gum right here. Finish your article and go to CS tonight!", "@Gicafied BUT @chelibasa SAID. I dunno. I have to be a TUTU. Srsly.", "@twistlickndunk AHAHAHAHA I love your picture. It's cute. We are the same. I AM NOT EXCITED. Not like everyone else, okay.", "@Gicafied EW. The milk is p...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I require additional exercise as wearing heels is causing discomfort in my feet.
I need more physical activities. My feet hurts when I wear heels again.
[ "Losing her passion.. What can I do to make it come back?", "I wish the rain would stop I still have to get my wallet from Darren.", "One last for the day. Tara, sayaw tayo. ♫", "Looking at college pictures to cheer me up = not a good idea", "I miss my room in Pasig.. I have no place right now to take ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've been working the whole day and now I'm annoyed that this task was assigned to me after my work hours.
Oh FFS! I've been here all fucking day. Why decide *now* that this needs to be done, *after* my finishing time?
[ "@harmlesskitty anyway, i'm a little passionate about stupid laws vs proper education. too large a % of the population are crap drivers", "I like the idea, but no, not gonna sleep on couch all night. Bed awaits", "@harmlesskitty well, if PT was better... much, much, better... it's really mainly education &...
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