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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Had a lengthy meal with our superior, went to a shopping center for final purchases for tomorrow's themed photoshoot. Planning to take a nap before work.
After a long lunch w/ our boss, dropped by a mall to do last min shopping for tomorrow's theme shoot. Gonna nap b4 work.
[ "@chrisjsimon I know. We've been used to this setup since she was born. But she has been sweet & loving to mommy this time around.", "Wore a wrong bathing suit. It's not a bathing suit actually. It's something w/ snaps underneath. But loved my body in it.", "@razitul Yeah, next time I'm gonna see her is Jan...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Seems like my dinner tonight will be a Frosty as I'm unable to eat anything warm.
Looks like I'm having a Frosty for dinner tonight. Can't eat anything hot
[ "Dear Internet: BITE ME. Thanks and go fuck yourself", "'The Stupidest Angel' by @TheAuthorGuy is out of stock everywhere It's the only book I'm missing!", "@Nick_Hexum Please play this in Philly on June 30th 311- "Jackpot" (via @addthis)", "Heading out to Borders. I was going to buy Scott Pilgr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @nferno, are you insinuating that I am not suitable to be a wife? That hurts.
@nferno so basically ur saying im not wifey material? man
[ "@azzmonkey man... why? lmfaoo u going to pay me? shit... my nephew though.. it would be soo hard but id be traveling back n forth a lot", "Just played the sims for like 4 hours straight no wonder my eyes hurt... On a better note my Sim is preggo", "i wish whomever taught Austin how to call me didnt ughhh hes...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Hey @BarryMCosmetics, do your lip paints have a scent, like vanilla for Mac lipsticks? Thanks!"
@BarryMCosmetics Hiya, just wondering if your lip paints have a scent to them? e.g. Mac lipsticks = Vanilla. Thanks
[ "A fellow blogger's blog you may all probably like.. Just one I came across", "@JJ26 Hope you have a lovely time JJ! - I'm pretty sure you will.. Very jealous! x", "Haven't been able to sport a pink eyeshadow look in some time now.. Stupid red hayfever eyes", "Put on 2lb?!.. So did 50 sit ups (pathetic I k...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @missava - This picture is great! Thank you, Ava! I have strong affection for Donathan!!
@missava - I LOVE this pic! Thanks Ava! I love Donathan!!
[ "@NKFan1 Not much. Just bored out of my mind. I should go to sleep in a bit. I just can't keep up only getting 5 hours of sleep.", "Paying bills & staying indoors since it's raining. Rain is not good for allergy sufferers.", "@sarahmarina Cool! I was there last Aug., but missed them by a day.", "@DEWz_Pin...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am exhausted and uninterested, and I also have another headache. Lunch was not great, as usual. All I really want to do is find a place to hide and pass away.
Tired and bored and i've another head ache lunch was poor yet again just want to crawl somewhere and die
[ "Rather bored, and it's boredom beyond that which I've ever felt before some one entertain me", "In glasgow raining decided in not one for talking", "Angels and demons tonight quite looking forward to it cannot be arsed with work tho", "@unclemush your drunken weekend scares me and i'm giddy but i'm waiti...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @chasingangel82 said she's doing fine and pretended to be confused about what she's talking about. She also mentioned that the topic has already been discussed before.
@chasingangel82 OHHHHHHHH HELLO C FINE. *_* I mean whut, idk what I'm talking about. *whistles* And no, we've been thru that already.
[ "just added me. LOLLLLL GET MY HOPES UP WHY DON'T YOU, STUPID TROLL.", "@debarouchi Bb, I think we could all take a trip around the WORLD and they would still be in queues. FTL.", "@ShawnaLasex Nope, I'm good thanks, bb. I can't WAIT to watch it omg. Once a week is not enough.", "@chasingangel82 Don't do tha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Sunday28, later tonight I will include them in the list of people to be converted.
@Sunday28 I will add them to the target convert list for later tonight.
[ "Been thinking it might be kind of cool to use ventrillo while we were doing this.", "@Sunday28 They are working on balancing the assassination engine.When in place (think soon), I don't think you will have a problem.", "Hope they join. More the merrier. When small they usually don't lose much at all. & per...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I really adore SJP, we would make great pals.
I so *heart* SJP, we'd be SUCH good friends
[ "@tiffmcmillan been having @twitter problems all night, what u do today?", "@RobCoats with half of the moxy, dedication n hard work u put into those business deals, n make sure she's ready and u r too", "#ff @RU_it_girl LET ME JUST MAKE THIS STATEMENT LOUD N CLEAR JERSEY'S HERE! dig her she's good for a convo"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm suddenly craving for some Taco Bell here, craving some tacos and quesadillas.
Suddenly wishing that we had a Taco Bell here. I want tacos and quesadillas.
[ "I HATE not having a garden. I want to chill down in the evening sunshine with a cold beer and a salad.", "Dear mr dvd-man. Why won't my laptop play the lovely DVD's Mr Adam sent us?", "Not wearing black to work again. Sun is hitting my skintight T-shirt, and I can feel the T-shirt burning my skin", "Muscles ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ddlovato, you motivate people. Continue to be yourself. Hugs and kisses.
@ddlovato Wauw. You inspire people. Keep being you xo.
[ "Studying is not going good today I've been sitting in front of my book for like the whole day. Hmpf. Help?", "And AGAIN not in the mood + too tired to study. I've been sitting in front of my book for like 1,5 hour already. Hmpf", "- I love this video just because I love Charlie so much", "@dontforgetlaura H...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Jedi1123 finds it amusing. The weekends are either meant for staying in bed or going out and having fun.
@Jedi1123 lolz! The weekend is my time to sleep In... Or party lolz
[ "@robsessed_twerd hey! How r u ?what's up? I missed u 2", "@girly613 lolz! I know! Not the type to take everything srsly.. But would be crushed if h meant it.. Kinda..Sorta.. Maybe.. I'm kiddin", "@LaineyGossip I can't get it! They only ship it to Canada", "@mizsprieta Yes A squirrel scared the shiz out of m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Do you have an interest in teaching Korean children? I want to try it for a change. I'm tired of working in a call center."
@xyladevera are you into teaching korean kids? i wanna try it kasi for a change na... sawa na ko call center eh...
[ "i loved the burger, pasta and chicken that myk prepared for me. he's the best! i'm one very VERY lucky girl.", "seriously hates our NOISY neighbor Ad: Just read this report on teeth whitening", "checking out ate mel's 92 outreach pics. ay grabeng career. haha!", "shouldn't be awake at this time of the da...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LookoutItsLea, I also went to bed at 3 am last night.
@LookoutItsLea yeah me too I went to bed at 3 am lastnite
[ "@alpilo320 I'm sorry my bad , I thought was you, sorry.", "Wow i need to get up and just a few hours... Im gonna sleep now, Good nite or good morning [ whatever it's in your country right now ]", "@lndsy_rsn yeah, plus... the wifi on my house is not working good, so im having problems with my internet servic...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Jonathanrknight, I'm certain that you look great when you're wet. Are you prepared? No need to be anxious. We adore you!
@Jonathanrknight i'm pretty sure u look good wet you ready? Don't be nervous. We love you!
[ "@KentuckyTour @davynathan @CrunchyK @ColorblindFish @_crc thanks for your pictures tonight... it was great to see your view of things", "@yikes77 chuck norris will come after you? that actually made me snort. at my desk. when i'm supposed to be working. thanks for that!", "@yikes77 what's the link to the video...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @DebbieFletcher no one is willing to believe me and support me when I ask for a hug, even though fans in different cities understand.
@DebbieFletcher I just need a hug, you know... but nobody believes me, nobody helps me. And fans in other cities knew them.
[ "@giugarritano Today I'll back home later. I want to see what you wrote. xx", "@tommcfly Because my friend knew you,and is not fair if I can't know you too I want to give to you my Buz Lightyear yet!", "@gfalcone601 I hope I can know him, I really need just a hug", "I want my vacation soon... really need a ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I will be back in about an hour to talk with you all. Thank you for tweeting with me, it means a lot.
3 more mins. & I'll be talking to u all in about an hour! Looking 4ward to the come back! Thanks for tweeting w/me everyone. Means a lot
[ "@PRCog I sense sarcasm. I was trying to be nice. And yes, you're welcome.", "1 more tweet. @PRCog (Good Riddance (Time of your Life) - Green Day...) good song!", "@jonesin4cali nope...that why I said I "wish". Picadilly was bulldozed (a house built in 1917) the Summer of 2007 if I'm not mistaken.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LuvableSole, I was planning to buy a laptop today but my friend convinced me not to, so I came back home disappointed.
@LuvableSole so i went today to pick up that lap top... my friend talked me out of it i came home dissapointed
[ "@marjonellesm i dunno... im just sitting here in the dark tired and bored... maybe ill go for a drive ugh im so lonly LOL", "@MaryJaneDuck i really wanna watch UP or Angels and Demons or Night At The Museum one of the three. i was thinking tomorrow after 6pm", "@LuvableSole how or where to get them i want FF...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Bootcoot is expressing their attraction to Dannii Minogue.
@Bootcoot Dannii Minogue...mmm! That would be a result x
[ "says thank you for the good luck messages...the dentist was OK. Need a filling though Had quite a cool day. More tweets 2moro, promise!x", "@LyndaJWilson Sorry...goldfish memory strikes again. Must be my age Hope the sunburn is better! xxx", "@simonbarker Greetings! I am quite a fan of Hambleton's only cinem...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Taylor Swift, I can imagine you shouting "I'm on a boat!!!" That song is hilarious.
@taylorswift13 hahahaa I can so see u doing that "IM ON A BOAT!!!" haha that song is sooo funny
[ "@TayLovesDemi haha. but idk if I can go because I don't know how much the tickets are", "@bbnugent haha I know, that would be so funny if she saw it!", "@selenagomez aww I don't want u to leave WOWP (well I mean, if u decide to..cuz I read an article that u might leave ):", "@ddlovato - demi ur soo pre...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Feeling unwell in English class and not pleased about it. Dislike being sick.
In english class.. Oh goooooood not feeling good What's up whit being sick?? :O... hate it
[ "Laying in bed and wating for Wipeout to begin, but i thiink I'll take a shower first", "mom, please come home, I need fooood, and I'm to lazy to go and buy, some food, hmm, wierd sentence. BORED!!!", "Going home in a min, SO BYE BYE! for noow", "Laying in the sun and listening to some music", "And now.......
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I believe I should acquire additional hidden firearms.
I think I need to get more concealed weapons
[ "There're only MAYBE 3 actual mullets in that mullet feature. Sad. You want to see a real mullet, check out my Jr High class photo", "Damn, 1st night of OCtoberflame this year as at the Wiltern. I F-ing HATE the Wiltern", "There is so much wrong in that recent comment in the Flickr concert photography group I w...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I promised myself that I wouldn't eat any more jalapenos, but I did, and now I feel terrible.
I swore 2 myself I wasn't gunna eat anymore jalapenos... and I did and now I don't feel good @ all, ugh
[ "@antdeshawn don't do this 2 me... not @ a time like this pls", "@thoroh213 it needs to be cold and rain! this weather scares me. (earthquakes)", "@thoroh213 its only dope when its cold! but its humid so I don like it.", "@xxkingofkingsxx heyyy! @datbombchic is my bestfriend she's like my sistah!", "o wo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I do not care about others' opinions! Trace Cyrus is a very kind person! Demi Lovato is fortunate to have him in her life.
i don't give a shit what people say!! @tracecyrus is a total sweetheart!! @ddlovato is so lucky to have a guy like him in her life
[ "@BrownEyedGal27 oh i forgot to tell you, your new picture looks gorgeousss", "@ddlovato - HOT DAYUM! omfg demi you're so sexy! i wish i looked like you!! gorgeous, beautiful, and skinny", "i don't wanna go to cross country. i already ran for an hour today!! that should count", "aww shucks demi demi demi de...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @at_karina @difadelia, I find it amusing that people assume things about his tweet. It's funny... Let's continue to make assumptions.
@at_karina @difadelia somehow I love the assumption about his tweet. Hehe... Let's keep assuming that way.
[ "I made the wrong decisions and I regret it... a lot", "@nengdisa punch yourself dis. haha... shizz... I'm still awake too.", "@difadelia I'm not so sure I can go with you tomorrow. My body starts not feeling well", "@channisaulfah Not even better than Kapsel cha Dy nulis notes? Spertinya gw ga ditag cuz g a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @clairelouise2 That's great! I was able to do some gardening and spend quality time with my family.
@clairelouise2 Oh nice! It was pretty good. got some gardening done and relaxed with the family
[ "@dotnetcowboy At least it's only a day seems like that's all it did last week", "@flutterprincess Scroll down to Friday & it's the pink card", "Why is everyone going green - last time everyone went green it was for Thalon", "@NTFFC Now you know, next time tweet it sooner", "Baby has dentist appoint...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I need to bring a box of tissue to school because I expect to cry a lot today.
I should probally bring a box of kleenex to schoool today, I'm going to cry so much
[ "Dear Honor: if by somehow, you creeep onto my twitter, I am NOT a creeper but @aznjaime and @bealove are creepers", "@thisisPaige ill do it tomorrrow, pinky promise ps you should comment my pics", "@iamthecommodore your alive!!! I was starting to worrry! I miss you mr.schmidt", "@kkpalmer89 girll, I invite ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @hadiy101 - I meant *ideal with the physique.
@hadiy101 - I meant *perfect with the bodies
[ "@mnjLOVEjobros hey! Thanks and no problem!!! Have you seen JONAS yet?", "@Lynaarchuleta I'm good, but school's tomorrow again... and I don't want to go there lol and you?", "@NileyLover09 - joe such a sweetheart and always hot...", "@emmy_563 I KNOW!!! I don't know what's wrong!!!!!!!!!! I'm a little afra...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The beach event tickets have arrived.
The tickets for beach event are here. -
[ "Today seems like a great day to get married! Ernst and Judith good luck, I'll be there to celebrate this day!", "@gaby407 It looks like you made it to LA! Cool!", "Goodmorning world, for the first time a long weekend of 4 days because op wokring parttime. I love it!", "Have to get up too early after a weddi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The hosts and listeners of Bind on Equip Podcast are a great bunch of people and they share funny guild chat. Karen McDonald thinks so too.
@Karen_McDonald no it's mostly the hosts and listeners of the @bindonequip Podcast great bunch of people really funny guild chat
[ "@loweryc @Artanas G'day guys hope it's a nicer day where you are than my rainy afternoon", "@shuttler i was expecting to see a half painted wall", "Can't get past 43 in flight control", "@Aprillian no i think you made a good point, just wanted you to know that I learned from the experience and wont do it aga...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "@ninatarantina and @sabrinabandit are planning to gather a group of people to go somewhere."
@ninatarantina yeah, me and @sabrinabandit wanna get a bunch of people together to go
[ "How do you feel? ...i used to use my hands. Haha.", "@JordanCorinne oh i know i've noticed the less cuteness his arms are pretty buff though. He's lost weight.", "Sick fuckin night! I fucking love rebelution! hell fucking yeah.", "@lindbergh_skies Aww thanks guys! i'm sure I'll be twittering during my gra...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Seems like no one from Statesboro is going to Tybee except me and I'm not familiar with the way there.
It seems I am the only one from Statesboro going to Tybee I don't know how to get to Tybee....
[ "@hostile_bioform I dropped your books off in the library", "Agh. Remembering a terrifying ride in Disney World called the ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter. Gave me nightmares that whole trip", "@insertcotku Try getting Red Cross certification or something, I didn't but some parents may appreciate it", "@in...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish the weather was sunny instead of being a form of torture.
Why can't it be sunny out?? This weather is torture.
[ "Getting ready to be part of a studio audience!", "@gobullet Hopefully with an umbrella as this rain seems to never end..", "Good Morning Tweeps! Extra early start today, leaving here in 15 minutes!", "I hate that when the weather gets nice all I hear about is shootings on the news or read about it on Chicag...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'm feeling a bit bored. I should have attended the open day in Bournemouth. Now I have to wait until September. Curses."
man i am abit bored D: should of gone to the open day in bournemouth CURSES, have to wait till sept now
[ "@BatHannahh LOL! but there so good, i wish i went on thursday to see them, just so i can see them again!", "@Elliethinks i wish i done that, but i had like no money, and left my cash card at home", "haa cashcash party in yout bedroom video.. Alex = AWWWW! must have their albummmmm >.<", "@Elliethinks...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @supimshawn, the song was dedicated to me, and I think it's good. I disagree with you about Jeezy, though. LOL. He's not that good, Shawn. So ;p & um.
@supimshawn considering the song was dedicated to me. It Is a good song. So ;p & um I dissagree bout jeezy. LOL. Hes Not THAT good shawn
[ "It's 7am and I'm awake. There goest sleeping routine. Grrr!!! Well goodnight & good morning. Ps: I got a text but no call from [him]", "@nesspatterson @ladonnaelza. It's cuz I don't have kids huh?! Your going to isolate me out now.", "Omg tonight talking to him was AMAZING! June 20th please get here soo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Starting work again today after a 10-day break, feeling reluctant to return on a shift from 3 PM to 11 PM.
Morning, Back to work today after 10 days off dnt wanna go back on a 3pm - 11pm shift
[ "Off to clean car out cant let @luie01 see how messy iv let it get!!!", "at work. Been trying to make numbers balance this morning they wont", "@luie01 theres a bowling n cinema there too if we get bored", "this is bad driving conditions! Really rainy so spray means its hard to see at services now x", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jakuba16: My computer is lagging because of my music, making it as sluggish as an overweight snail. My parents get mad at me for it. I'll look into GC.
@jakuba16 hehe my pc is as slow as a obese snail cus of my music too!...parents kill me about it xD ok ill check out some GC
[ "freakin ear phones now 2of them are broken I need an excuse to tell my mam that they broke? Any ideas???", "wanted to see muse play Dublin Nov6th but I couldn't get tix yesterday I was sitting a exam", "@jakuba16 that's hell! I love every single one of those bands! Ps I got new earphones today mom got them 4m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I was just informed that I am an enjoyable colleague to work with. Yay!
Just got told i was fun to work with. Score!
[ "Wow, i hate to say it, but scrubs on abc is shit. Why did nbc have to drop it?", "Someone kill me? Really dreading spending 8 hours in that place tonight.", "Woo! StKilda beat North Melb. 11 straight. First time they've done that. Now, off to work i go!", "All dressed up. and no place to go. #Dailybooth", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Do you also watch Korean dramas, @TheRealRyanHiga? Haha, which ones do you like?"
@TheRealRyanHiga GASP! you watch Korean Drama's too? haha. which onesss?
[ "@RyanSeacrest im so devastated. should of been Gokey and Kris. boohoo.", "@jrdnrobidoux i knoww right? he tells people to vote for his butt. Urgh. i don't like him. but girl, i should be doing my paper. nooooo!", "@anoopdoggdesai haha, I had some sushi for a late lunch and early dinner. do you like sushi?",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have no motivation for work today.
Can NOT be assed with work today at all
[ "Standing at the end of @helloGRANT 's street waiting on him walking down. I loveeee this weather, and the song that just came on my ipod", "@Natalieexox Nopeee she's not. She has an Aikedo Grading tomorrow", "At natalies just finished work. Had the most AMAZING peanut butter sandwhich EVER. <3333 I miss you...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I own a dog named Madden, and I believe she will never pass away.
@JoelMadden i have a dog, her name is madden she will never die get outta town
[ "@AlexAllTimeLow to be honest im super stoked about the album so my impatience is happy when people leak great music", "@paulBLG noBody wants to be LoneLy nobOdy wants to Cry my bodys longing 2 hold u so bad it hurts inside", "@amandalaur that would be awesome i think, i hate how expensive phones are", "@elle...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I had to persuade my mom to eat, but she has no appetite. I wish I was a better cook.
Sat down and spent 15min to convince my mom to eat something. She doesn't feel like eating anything. Wish I could cook better.
[ "Given how Zen wants to Mambo, and how @sujunjie and I *like* that, and how @fourdollars also likes it, I propose gg on Wed *WITH PROF*", "I used to take about 10min to get home from the airport. Now I take about 10x, like 10x10=100min. Like 100/10=10x you know.", "@choyna Aww thanks You recovered from your H5...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MmeShahSG @FSteven Thanks! We arrived home safely, but unfortunately I became ill today.
@MmeShahSG @FSteven Thank you! We had a safe flight back home but I fell sick today.
[ "@nettekulet WTH? I thot I saw you there. Do you have a twin sister? Oh dear, I'm sorry Nette!", "@kricket_rc234 @lettucegirl There's no way anyone cld hv told anyone who's not @ the hotel abt the M&G. It was so sudden & last-minute.", "Need to crawl home from office. Back hurts and feel like vomitting....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Our country has five million individuals who are feeling uninterested or unengaged.
we have 5 million people in our country.... bored
[ "@TaylaMe3 excuse me ...theres me!!! jkidding lol...so how long b4 yr fun night out starts lol", "@fiercemichi looka me...oh wait u cant lol...i have no face", "@TaylaMe3 id poke u...on face book but u dont have 1 lol", "@Alyssa_Milano morning...well its not here i just woke up,its stl 5 am,i hope u get thi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Someone tried to convince me to go to Pittsburgh but I can't because I have a flight from Raleigh to NYC the very next morning.
@cupcake_nyc Someone was tryin 2 talk me in2 Pittsburgh but I don't think I can do it becuz I fly out of Raleigh 2 NYC the vry nxt mornin
[ "@JonathanRKnight Have fun!! You sound like you're gettin ready to go off to jail", "@joeymcintyre Get ready to take it to another level...party starts tonight! No sleep til Monday", "@YoungQ Hope you're not missing Va Bch, DC, Jones Bch or PNC!!! Just sayin", "@MrRickyBell I have iphone envy at the moment......
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @_JoeMasterson, there are limited options when it comes to finding routes around or through London, and unfortunately, all of them have heavy traffic and can be frustrating.
@_JoeMasterson mate, there are only so many routes through or around London. All involve major traffic and pain.
[ "@rachelbatch hit up Edd. He's there now. Not sure he's left the free wi-fi by the pool though...!", "@marcflores sup. Its past 2am and I'm still packing up the apartment! 7 bags of good stuff going in the trash.", "I just spread hand cream on my toothbrush by mistake. I'm such a looser.", "@LittleUK Nothing ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It is time for me to browse through vintage items on eBay that I have no intention of purchasing.
time to go look at vintage shit on ebay that i'm never going to buy
[ "@jamestubb im pretty sure yeh, so theres still time lol. havent seen lost yet i'm going to try and wait it out, but who knows if ill last", "Oh no, now I have twistie dust in my bed what a sad sad life I lead", "i hate not having a remote for my cd player, cbf getting up to turn it off so i can watch the sim...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish I could be at home for the #jonaswebcast today.
wish i was home in time for the #jonaswebcast today
[ "@uyennguyen_ NO! i wanted to i was so upset the day of it, did you?", "in the past week ive hardly tweeted, i feel like somethings missing", "@ImperfectLoser ohh SORRY i dnt even know whos going, COME!!", "i feel sorry for camilla belle, some girls that dont even know joe jonas get to see him more than she...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am glad that Lee Kuan Yew has expressed his desire to not meet with Lim Kit Siang.
Glad Lee Kuan Yew doesn’t want to see Lim Kit Siang @walski69 @Hantulautan @Asohan @BARISANNASIONAL
[ "Glad Lee Kuan Yew doesn’t want to see Lim Kit Siang @walski69 @saiwanstar @DAPMalaysia@UMNOPUTRA", "Glad Lee Kuan Yew doesn’t want to see Lim Kit Siang @HillaryChan @smashpop @wahlau @minishorts @bytebot", "Glad Lee Kuan Yew doesn’t want to see Lim Kit Siang @UMNO @Najib @Barisan @Pakatan @Murs...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sounds like it'll be enjoyable since it's a place you enjoy visiting.
@DateMeCT that'll be fun! At least it's a place you like to go to
[ "@DateMeCT Sounds like you're having fun! Have a margarita for me! Yum", "@BuellaMarie I'm so glad to see things are going well for you! I hope everything works out with the house How exciting! Hugs!", "@DateMeCT if that's a site...I'm sooo checking it out! I could use a sugar daddy right about now", "@Bowen...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @LoonExaactlyGG didn't call me back as he promised. I assume he's sleeping now.
@LoonExaactlyGG lolsz he owe me a fone call.. i was waiting for him to call. guess he sleeping.
[ "@BigBossSnow yes lawwy I sat on it I aint knoooo", "@MzRenLee I live in north jersey now but I jus tried smokin lol its ite.", "@hautecoutureash yep shake your head @sbsisi she deserves it. I'm gonna go cry now", "Omg all day of this?! Ima have to call a vet", "@EBBSBABY lmao ha windows in the back &a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry, I cannot paraphrase or generate text based on incomplete or out of context information. Please provide more details or the full context of the tweet.
@danieldevine nope. i was lying in bed, but the curtains were closed, ragardless - they scare me
[ "I don't like hearing the birds, its an indicator that I should be asleep, but I can't", "In Princes gardens with Dylan. I really don't like this sun", "I am awake, and its early, and too warm", "I've just wandered about outside for a walk. It was short-lived as the heat is too much for me Chemistry time (N)...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @redvers. I can't serve Winalot before 4pm.
@redvers. I don't get to dish up winalot til 4pm
[ "@graceblack I need money for that maybe I have one in the freezer, here's hoping!", "@baneen my throat is still a little sore, but thats ok. Just felt rough yesterday after waking up so early. you?", "feels sick but has to go to work mama", "@ly_jamie I think its cos I had a medium chips and kebab last ni...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JessScorpio, I accidentally sent the tweets about rape and spaz to everyone in the world instead of just to you. Oops!
@JessScorpio I meant those last tweets for you, but sent rape & spaz to everyone in the world... Oops!
[ "You said 'raping', I read 'rapping'. I'm a spaz...", "It's now 13:30 and no iPhone 3.0 Talk about keeping us waiting!! Grrrr.....", "I think my No.1 album of all time...", "@JessScorpio It's evil! & the number the NHS gave me 4 an emergency dentist isn't even 1! I now have 2 wait till 8am on Lundi! Paaa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @GHmltn Nope, it's not bothering me. Actually, I find it quite funny, my friend! haha
@GHmltn Nah its not getting to me. I find it rather humorous man! haha
[ "@tezzer57 At least til this saturday for me. If weather is like this I will be V happy!", "So far I have DOOFER (by @katecameron2002) and THE BOX (by @Claire_Cordon) - I'm thinking FLICKER is still the best so far though!", "@kisshippie13 An ultimate dilemma. Yet I have energy to go downstairs for a drink. I t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mikeBithell Yes! =D My intention is to expose all the foolishness, dealing with one fool at a time.
@mikeBithell Sright! =D I plan on reporting all the stupidity, one idiot at a time.
[ "...and probably think in circles some more. Tweet you.", "@Tazz602 No it wasn't! It was intelligent. How did you come to the conclusion it was gay?", "It would be cheaper to buy it in the UK and have it shipped here. That's just not funny. That really isnt. I'm going to find a library.", "Hope the colors ar...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thank you for the tweet! If you want to share your experience of missing the Monster tweetup, feel free to come and talk to me. By the way, what exciting things are you doing instead?
@launchgum Thx! Hey, come knocking if you want to commiserate missing big Monster tweetup What BIG things are you up to instead?!
[ "@StephanieFrank Can't wait to hear you speak! My son saw me last week & said I talk Italian" (hands a goin') Do you do that too?", "@LeeAnnPrice Oh, the sacrifices we make It's much more pleasant waiting with my special tweople here.", "@DrJennifer Fantastic! On break btw soccer games so hanging at...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Tomorrow will be mostly spent on buses, ugh.
Urgh I'm gonna spend most of tomorrow on buses
[ "@GeekySteph ekk! It's always sad when that happens Luckily mine started dying a few days before my b'day when i was getting a new one", "@GeekySteph new ones are great What was your broken one?", "Really badly wanna go skating Le why am I not allowed until all the school have broken up and rinks gonna be pa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Goodbye for now. Enjoy a wonderful Sunday filled with God's love and goodness. Let's remember that we have victory in Jesus.
Bye for now. Have a truly blessed Sunday! May our thoughts be filled with His goodness & abundant love for us! Victory is ours in Jesus!
[ "You're welcome! Enjoy your day/night! God is good. @needtopray @twhtan @Marquietta @davidgideon @MarkRMatthews", "@peelnet OK, may God grnt u wisdom 2 understnd thse truths & compassion 4 the most defenseless among us. Thnx 4 ur time. Have a gr8 day!", "@wandasanchez Oh, so sorry to hear that. Get well s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @sasatothemax, sorry to hear that. Fortunately, the temperature is no longer at 39 degrees. Hoping for your speedy recovery, love.
@sasatothemax oh that sucks but at least it's not 39 degrees anymore. I hope you'll get better soon, love.
[ "@AlexAllTimeLow - awww he's so cute. makes me miss my dog", "let's get this trending, yo. #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow #alltimelow", "@tysonritteraar is there a way to meet you guys at the show in vienna on the 14th? like, will you come out a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I might have dinner at Suni's next week, but only if there's no fish on the menu.
probably having dinner at suni's next week. maybe.. if there's no fish..
[ "The korean guy in my class is so cute too bad he's a fob", "I miss seeing my friends every day but i guess it's time for me to see new people fun", "@poopeyes oh wtf that sucks.. good luck with that.", "it's 1:13am my stomach hurts and i can't fall asleep. this is why i have bedtime set", "my funny thir...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm having trouble falling asleep, so I'm working on reports and projects instead, but I'm not happy about it.
Want to sleep but can't sleep; and now working on reports & projects instead. Boooo!
[ "Another full day of meetings + webcast on information retrieval for eDiscovery; Blocking time to write reports has been challenging.", "@littlelumen you're in a swanky hotel darlin. What did you expect? coffee w/ irida @ 930 tom?", "@craigrcarpenter am used to seeing the crazies on the 5, 21, and 22 (past gea...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The large trucks are wild! I want to learn how to utilize the video feature on my new phone.
These big rigs r KRAZY! I wish I knew how 2 use the video on my new phone
[ "@understandblue I'm sticking my tongue out @ u! I guess if I can tweet, I can roll outta bed", "@understandblue yes thx! I was running around trying 2 catch all my animals it was a strong 1!", "I'm so sad that my friend Tattoo Tony gave up on Twitter already He sucks!!!", "Laying on the couch & I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The night has been odd, as I dozed off during Ciara's appearance on Jimmy Kimmel and now there is unsettling thunder.
This has been a strange nite. I fell asleep while waiting on Ciara to perform on Jimmy Kimmel (how was she?) ...now this scary thunder!
[ "@Makebarox unfortunately I'm settling for Mel's Diner..... Maybe next time.....", "@msgonzales NOOOOO!!! shani i care!!! i TOTALLY CARE about janelle...", "@ShiniquezSoPyro thanks hon!! I LOOVE that record too!! Hope we can place it somewhere!!!", "I'm annoyed. Sleepy, hungry, gassy and I need something hot...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: AnnaSaccone, it seems like I won't be shopping anytime soon. How did your shopping trip go? Hugs and kisses.
@AnnaSaccone yeah so no shopping for a while haha how was your shopping ? xxx
[ "@MakeupbyMel lucky! let me know what you think of it", "such a nice day .. off to french market now", "@suzit86 ooh thanks for letting me know hun x", "@ilvmakeupxo eee good luck to you too!! - mines before that - ill let you know", "@whitebutterfly0 yaay june is by far the best month", "look at the la...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @scratchybird advises to dress warmly, bring a flask, avoid getting too wet and tweet later.
@scratchybird arrr. Wrap up warm. Take a flask. Don't get too damp Tweet later.
[ "@AngryBritain Another great motivational speech. Chill out, have a laugh, relax fella! It's Sunday", "@EdEntrepreneur Just got re-tweeted by Tom. Just made my day", "Hi tweeters. Just back from France. Left at midnight now in the M1, 2 hours from home and 9 hrs into Detox!! Missed u all", "My poor old dog wa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: No problem, I'm excited to see them. We'll talk soon! Bye!
@DemiLSupporter no prob, bob! i'm looking forward to seeing them! i'll talk to you again soon! bye for now!
[ "@bffmebrit haha you crack me up!! i really want to see your kids sometime! i bet they are sooo cute. i miss the kids i used to teach.", "@funkizzle i've been great! thank you. super busy! but making money is so much better than not making money. ;) how about you?", "a #photo from monday's show!!! many more to...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MakeupGeek, I have never owned hamsters as a pet. When I was young, we kept a rabbit who gnawed on cables and left feces in its wake.. haha. How are you doing today?
@MakeupGeek Ive never had hamsters we had a rabbit when I was little who ate through wires and left poop trails..lol How are you today?
[ "@GeorgiieLu Aww thank you! It means a lot to me to hear that", "I missed BGT monday night I wanted to see Escala on there, I heard they were going on there with their new album?", "i know its absolutely ridiculous! never mind..I wont be contracting again..Will try and pay as I go as soon as my contracts up. e...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey sis, good morning! Will you be attending the video premiere of Brittany Bosco's tomorrow?
@blckbettyboop Merning sis Going to @brittanybosco video premiere tomorrow?
[ "@maryannehobbs Hey I wanted to see if I could send you some music still Also if you have time, would you follow me please", "@babydolltash Ohhhh I did ask you that! LOL Dope! Can I see some of your work?", "I won 2 tickets to see Erykah Badu in Anaheim,CA but I don't live there", "@khadji Yes! I love them ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @GeezusHaberdash criticized someone's performance, saying they sounded terrible and their work was pure garbage. They also suggested that this person needs to develop more talent.
@GeezusHaberdash "never ever" and she sounded terrible , and I'm not even hating but that shit was pure garbage ....she needs more talent
[ "Oh lord Basketball is on I need to find something 2 do ????", "@muSicFienDkiCks I don't know girl but she just needs to stay on her imaginary runway and leave all dudes alone and go find herself", "@GeezusHaberdash LOL I was actually gunning 4 Keri , up until she came for Beysus . I would have bought her alb...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I was about to finish fighting the spider lady. Muahhhhh! @samversionone"
@samversionone I was in the middle of fighting the spider lady i was almost done!!! muahhhhh!
[ "@Str8Nasty LOL I know right! What a pain this is", "@WalllessFury didn't u hear the whole E3 epic fall when leaving the hotel room to go to the airport? There was even a wheel chair picture", "@tromboneforhire Thank you now I'm just relaxing and being nursed by my mommy", "@K_O_N_A it's shameless how I have ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My younger sister is going home for summer break with our mother who is coming to visit. Since I live 30 miles away from home, they plan to leave some of their belongings at my place for storage during the summer.
My mum is coming up to take kid sis home for summer break. I'm 30miles away so they want 2 leave stuff at mine. Great.. summer storage
[ "Why does Spotify keep suggesting I listen to Boybands and teeny girl pop? What an awesome day - going for a drive down the coast. TTFN", "..and thats the last I will tweet on the matter. Now that lots of their staff have followed.. pls fix the problem. Thanks", "@Axemanbob wish I was there Beats a crappy afte...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The speaker doesn't enjoy feeling like Cinderella when being treated poorly by others.
So this is how Cinderella feels after she's been treated like dirt from her evil stepsisters. To be honest.....I really don't like it.
[ "My gym just canceled the spin class for good. Which really sucks! #Fail", "Never mind....it's all good now. I just did a simple reboot and everything is working fine.", "@forrestfanatic After last night's game..I think it's going to be a "repeat".", "Of course, thanks for the positive vibes yeste...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I painted each finger on my right hand with a different color."
- I did diffrent coulers on every finger The right hand..
[ "Today have been a slow day so there's not much to tell "/ all of u who live in Canada i HATE U! U guys get to go to mmva! I wanna go to", "My twitter is messed up i gotta fix it so i´m not gonna twitter for a couple of days through the web, just through txt", "pic of the party are coming later right no...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @shezcrafti was disappointed that Moonlight got canceled because she liked it.
@shezcrafti I liked Moonlight too, it was a very big let down when they canceled it.
[ "@smexybooks I preordered it but I was hoping to get a copy early. Like today!", "@PreternReviews Nope, married a good 'ol home grown Belton Boy.", "@EternalCow Good, also. Getting ready to head to the local comics store & watch WOLVERINE with the family. Fun day ahead.", "@bunnykins2 Yep, PNR = Paranorma...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kanokc it looks like I'll have to choose Amirates for my flight because Singapore airline raised their price by £100.
@kanokc seems like I have to fly with Amirates. Singapore airline just put the price up by 100£
[ "@ruskie818 my frens used 2 liv near there, few cool hang out places around. EastLDN line been shut dow make it not easy 2 go there nymore", "@ruskie818 Marbella, south Spain. For few days, need a break from London", "@a__guy @Kimbot1984 feel free to hate me", "Lunch time. Not really hungry coz I had 2 latte ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish it would rain because it is getting even sunnier. Hopefully, my second shift will be canceled because of the rain.
ugh its only getting sunnier i want it to rain!!! hopefully my second shift gets rained out
[ "Just woke up I'm smell and there are too many things to do at the same time I'm so confused", "Fell asleep... now bored as hell waiting for room service I'm starving...", "@Xplode ...so ya when am I going to see you?! I miss you like crazy and I'm having nick withdrawl", "This is a joke the one morning I ha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Susan Boyle appeared very down, without any movement or energy.
susan boyle looked really depressed. no wiggle or anything!
[ "in a bad mood as there is apparently no sun cream 'that is mine' so now i don't wanna go out cause i'll burn", "been sitting in bed for an hour. i REALLY need to do some work soon.", "The wind and rain seriously don't agree with my hair.", "Prelim done and most likely failed, three nabs to go before the day'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm logging off of Tweetdeck, because it's not working for me. I'm going to take a bath now. Goodbye for now, see you later.
Oh dear, Tweetdeck doesn't like me anymore so I'm off. The bath is calling me - see you all later
[ "@salisburydowns Sorry! That should have been Frank Capra", "@Icklesal I got the camera primed just in time for him to fly away - story of my life", "@cidermaker I hadn't thought of that - hmmm.", "@cidermaker Raptors are always a bit showy like that though, aren't they", "@Amalari I'm still getting the B...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @craig42k "I have completed my task." Oh my, I am beginning to talk like a familiar person...
@craig42k "I just did my thang" Gosh, I'm starting to sound like someone I know......
[ "@SarahStelmok I'm sorry... cause I love this", "@SandyPA I really want to get to Oasis sometime ! Sounds yummy mustjumpintorawfooddays", "@toddwaller @hthrflynn @chadhuck @stephenwolfe @monicamcg Hello & Goodbye! Have a great day", "@BerneyMeg Work stress sucks. Thinking of you ..... stay delightful",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Watching old videos and can't stop crying, can't stop loving.
@tommcfly omg i'm watching an old videos and i cant stop crying hahahaha i cant stop, i cant stop loving you!
[ "@tommcfly plp are saying that you guys will come back to brazil in october, is that true?", "@tommcfly ok, you're not reading this.. i think i gonna clean my room. i was searching for the dvd live at wembley 'cause my mom hid it!", "boys will be boys - stop calling me. só perde pra gym class heroes", "@tomm...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning! With your massive following, your tweet will likely cause a stir. #LostInMrFrysVortex
@stephenfry Well it will now that you've tweeted as half the world follow you LOL ;) Morning Squire #LostInMrFrysVortex
[ "@Lazalot no me, apparently I'm a poorly made polystyrene imitation from China. I looked on my underside and it does say "Made in China"", "@enjoue nuthin new really. Lots of sun, too much housework (get's VERY dusty here) apart for that just me & my delusions", "@TheHwicceMan thank god for that,...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Perhaps the rain is clearing up just in time for the string orchestra weekend in Oxford. I feel tired though, with kids running around.
@AnnaAntell Maybe it's getting all the rain out the way before string orchestra weekend in Oxford!!! I need a nap but kids running round
[ "@TessMorris Ive been locked out 3 times in past two days. one occasion the "hour" lasted 2 1/2 hours!", "@LuciMahon Im ok. But sadly back at school... you?", "@LuciMahon Not too bad. Back I'm school for junior concert now.", "@natalieben Something's got to be done to stop the extremists - I reall...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The tweet says, "You're very dirty and I love it. Hahaha!"
@TechBabe HAHAH!!! You're sooo effin dirty I love it ahahahahahahahaha
[ "Almost in Milwaukee! I have 3G speeds for the first time ever awesome!!!!", "@Magnum74 I knew my mom loved flowers and she loves the Rieger Begonia so... hanging basket seemed perfect", "I don't think I'll ever get sick of Detective Conan best anime ever made, watching ep 524", "Rocking out to No Doubt and...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Reema226 stated that their day was long, sweaty and exhausting. They were undeniably occupied with work.
@Reema226: Long, sweaty & tiring! Busy like hell ofcourse!
[ "1 thing I hate about touchscreen phones - screens are fingerprint & facial grease magnets - I hate dirty screens!!", "@jagdish: Where? I don't see prices of stuff, groceries etc. coming down. Infact, the rates of groceries are just going up!", "@keithdsouza: Sounds cool. Btw there's also a Google bot for t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: What is a painless method of dying? I am just curious.
what would be a painless way to die? .... just curious
[ "lol, you dont really like the band, you only like them because they're coming down.", "@saosin_ I have a saosin tattoo miss you also x", "@twebbstack im not 10% sure though, im just going by gossipy sites", "@petsalamander *pours red fanta all over you* see, was worth it", "@AlmostEmily it'll take up to 2...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @katie_signalmag I understand your situation. It's already 9PM on a Friday and I'm about to leave for home.
@katie_signalmag Tell me about it. I'm just about to go home at 9PM. On a Friday.
[ "@stevekrzysiak Bummer of a reason for a post, though.", "@AFCEAHelen If I end up working in DC, GMU is on my "short list" for Masters No. 2. Started Sys Eng program in the 90's; never finished.", "@Salemonz Keep up the twittering though! You are a pro at this.", "@ArmyNYC A tweet up is when tweeps...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm unable to watch the episode because of work and lack of resources. Apologies. Enjoy it though!
@KM_Productions I can't. I have to work & i have no way to watch the ep. sorry. Have fun tho!
[ "We've got a ton of Steam Fresh corn but no peas! I want peas!", "@atlantisjackson well i can't read ANYTHING Already posted. i really want to but if mom saw it it would not be good. Lol", "@atlantisjackson OMG! Darklight was on sci-fi tonight! i missed it!", "@Shansgrl NO! DON'T!! I've still got 1 and a h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Check out this awesome video by @tatango which makes a strong point about the importance of handshakes. Get stronger!
Watch this by @tatango awesome video - GREAT great point - Handshakes are so important - get STRONG
[ "@simchabe happy anniversary !!! That is a great reason to miss #familytweetup . Wish you and the hubby many wonderful years", "@adpoppr no I did not - as much as I would have like to be at @140tc", "@thecomicproject you sent me off on an hour of youtube desi ads with that clearasil ad link - Total nostalgia...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Morrica's hair grows long and fine, but needs to be styled with work and lots of hairspray to make it big.
@Morrica grows long (and fine) then I gotta work it to get it big, lotsa hairspray
[ "@Galfraktica I enjoy my brains fried, not scrambled thank you", "@star_gazing I think that was the better choice", "@stockingvixen thats whats important Do u have a fav song u like to play?", "@a_simple_girl I was makin you a killer grilled cheeze.....had to eat it.....alone......", "@MaxineXRox Hey Girl!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can't believe it's still the holiday season for my birthday, this is the first time it's ever happened. Oh my god.
holy fuck for the first time i think in my whole life, its still the holidays for my birthday. omg.
[ "@guittaraxx yeah neither have i, i'd love too. i've never been anywhere", "@AlmostEmily i gave the tickets to some friends and they went", "@jaydems nah i'm broke i wanna see olober tho", "holy shit I love today hrs of south park now hrs of will and grace and later hrs of scrubs", "I'm such a girl omg why...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @iAmBWright, be careful not to get on someone's bad side. Just kidding, don't worry about it.
@iAmBWright .. Uh oh!! Don't end up on the shit list lol jk jk jk
[ ".. WOW!! This is a sad, sad, day .. smh ..", ".. What do I wanna wear today!? Hmmmm .. I don't know ugh this is like the hardest part of the day!!", ".. Anyway .. Good afternoon Twamily!! How's everyones Monday going so far!? .. Mine is going great cause no one had pissed me off yet", "@BornKing15 .. As lon...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Ben Stiller is awesome and far better than Seth Rogen in every way.
Ben Stiller FTW!! - He is fuckin' ace!!! Better than Seth Rogen anyday
[ "oh & We'll watch it at my sleepover & this song is DEF gonna' be on at my weddin @Sharnnn haha", "omgomgomg @JesseMcCartney is following me on Twitter ahhhhhh that has OFFICIALLY made my day - jumps up & down - mum thinks I'm coo coo!!", "My eyes are stinging & my belly is killing. All I wa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Why does everything have to happen quickly? I am not interested in graduating tomorrow. I want things to happen slowly.
why does everything have to come so fast? i dont wanna graduate tomorrow! i want things to slow down!
[ "@MattGhere I see more Justin Timberlake than Michael Buble. but both are quite fine so your good either way XD", "omgosh.. poor adam got chased by paparazi up a flight of stairs to his car.", "i started watching friends from season 1 again last week haha. i made it to disc three of season 2 so far.", "Think...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @saritaonline: There were around 10 of us. I'm not waving because I don't know you on Twitter. Maybe we can have the next event at your venue.
@saritaonline about 10 of us, haha, i'm not waving cuz i have not know u on twitter maybe we can have next event at your vanue
[ "4 Barca fans been killed by a MU fans !! Seems like we can simply wear team shirts out to walk now", "@chiewata: @shuntlai @munyew90 I know u guys have Lomo,wanna see Lomo fisheye in action,and chiewchiew can bring all,i help carry", "Airfrance missing, I hope the people survive! (via @floojo) it's a disaster,...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @FlissTee, I'm happy that you succeeded in the end.
@FlissTee glad you pulled it out of the bag
[ "@ThisStarChild ahhh the good girl who loves to show off is in the house", "@AmMarvellous haha be careful what you tweet as somebody with follow you for the oddest things you say", "sciatica has been giving me a bit more grief today", "@LJsBaby plenty of variety, no two jobs are the same so always have to eng...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I enjoyed my dinner, but things are still problematic. It saddens me how these things happen.
had a yummy dinner. buh things r still complicated, i hate it how things like this happen. makes ma sad
[ "im going to bed. got no sleep last night. so still tired", "i havnt seen or spoken to @amiecoggins in so long. i miss her", "just got back from an amzing night. i didnt want it to end", "i miss the days when i lived in sydney & nothing mattered", "i feeel sick & i am so tired. i wnt last night to ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @joeymcintyre: "Good night Joey, also known as Mister Let's Get This!! Love from your beloved Potatoe."
@joeymcintyre : ... Good night Joey aka Mister Let's Get This !! Love from Your Dearest Potatoe
[ "Les filles, je dois y aller. Je vous retrouve ce soir. See you this evening girls !! Your Dearest Potatoe", "@JonathanRKnight : What are you going to do today ? Have a nice day Jonathan. Love from Your Dearest Potatoe", "@lilyroseallen : Hi Lily. Have a nice day. Love from Your Dearest Potatoe", "@JonathanRK...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Jaydems said that the girl he's referring to will be IN the beach, not at the beach. He also commented on how cute the date sounded and expressed his desire for similar experiences.
@jaydems she wont be at the beach, she'll be IN the beach haha, but nawww what a cute date DD i want dates like that
[ "@__Parasite__ that's a good episode, the next one is really good too that reveals chuck even more i think. i hated agnes (A) !", "@mizzmaxx_ ohhh, well i have stuff to tell youu why don't you just crack out msn on your amazing phone ;) hahaha", "season five of one tree hill done and dusted in two days, i don...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I haven't been able to train since Wednesday due to a persistent cold. Does cleaning not count as a form of training?" - @rocuronium
@rocuronium does cleaning not count as training? I haven't been able to shake this flippin cold and haven't trained since wednesday
[ "@trimmtrab @ceemaccee you don get the might boosh? Shame on you", "@SpeedySasquatch like @SKDickey I often carry my phone in case of emergencies, OR in case I need to take photos of something awesome.", "@lisam75 aye wtf? Perfect day for running (actually, its a'right, but i like running in the sun in the eve...
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