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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Leaving the computer for a while, taking the children to have breakfast and then dropping them off. Will return later. Have a good day!
stepping away from the computer...taking the kids to breakfast, then dropping them off. Will be back later-enjoy TODAY!
[ "@suzannehih Hola! Did you "knock down the door" to Tweetdeck?", "have fun EVERYONE- off to get the girls ready!!!", "@jonwoodward Hola, Jon! Yes, I will let you know. I can't wait-I think I'm more excited then they are. Lovely girls, my nieces!!!", "@sethsimonds Hola, Seth! Do what you need to do!!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @janicechian is disappointed that TGIF does not offer the mudpies she loves in their London location.
@janicechian i LOVE mudpies from TGIF, ahhh! they don't do them in tgif london what a crime!
[ "ahhhh twitter is gonna be the next FB! addiction has started", "@zellious ahhh the last time i spoke to you was like,.. when I was 14/15?!!! tragic i'm doing ok, starting uni in October you? xx", "just woke up bare groggy cause its still 7 am! Packing her room up and packing for Italy AHHHHHHHH <3", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I might lose at Candyland to a 3-year-old, but I hope I can finish before @clifsoulo because he's not very good either! LOL
about to lose candyland to a 3 year old hopefully I finish before @clifsoulo he's weak too! LOL
[ "@daghe iono a drive through I guess I'm solo lol", "@beingmyself now I'm seeing yall becomin the twitter ike & tina! lmao poor boo", "I don't have shit to wear.... don't really feel like going out anymore I hate this part of the fuckin process", "@beingmyself lol I wish I could boo... but I did on mon...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Your enthusiasm is great, but many of your questions can be answered by searching for Dot Robot on Google.
.. I love all your enthusiasm, it's awesome - but a lot of ur Qs can be answered by putting Dot Robot into Google
[ "@ThomasGudgeon u can try dude - it's one thing me finding half an hour when my kidz are away - it's another organising online meet ups", "Okay .. So I'm here with my mum! And now she and my elder bro r dancing bless her. Go mum!", "@rolandrat oh no, has sting got his s*ddin' lute out again! Give me a break", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Today we will know which editor got which position.
Ugh. We find out who got what editor position today!
[ "I was forced to get up from my nice nap.", "This is killing me. Well, two things are. No, three.", "@alievans719 I like that. You should upload the header to the photobucket so I can see it, haha.", "@britneyjonas Thank you! It's still a work in progress, haha. Next on the list is affies.", "@blak4ever M...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I regret taking the Midnight shift on Sat as I am extremely exhausted.
OMG! What was I thinking taking the Midnight shift on Sat!! I'm sooooooooo tired!
[ "good morning tweethearts....another rainy day off to work I go.", "@nikkiluvsnkotb She made a couple.....Not sure which one she used! LMAO!!!", "how is it that i am more heart broken about 5* today then yesterday!!!!", "@irishgirl75 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! This weekend SUCKED!! LOL...I missed you gir...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Richie, please don't be quiet about the GG's. You were let off the hook yesterday so today you need to compensate for it. Love you.
@1045CHUMFM richie don't go silent on the GG's you got a let off yesterday today you need to make up for it...... Love ya x
[ "@thespunkyone glad to hear it. I'm on my way to work but its friday, sun is shining and the boss isn't in!", "hello twitteverse, I am alive!! gotta run, clients no DM from @JonathanRKnight I see, ho hum. Good Morning to all my girls, back soon !", "@ddubslady mornin' leo! How are you? It's raining here", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's great when I can easily visit one of my closest pals in under 60 seconds. Hooray for having neighbors nearby!
I love it when it takes me less than a minute to see one of my best friends. yay for neighbors
[ "On the road. Hello manila you look different today", "@Montelibano yeah I know. Don't mesh up his chances", "@DawnBalagot r we going? Or are we going? I'm dressed meet u at smx?", "Calcarrie girls just sang happy birthday now I can blow out my... Pasta.", "@smeieralbano hahahahha stuck in my head! Dot do...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @hlooman, allow me to present Doc Yvonne @vene2ia. She will be using this program and she is truly a fantastic woman.
@hlooman May I introduce you to Doc Yvonne @vene2ia? She'll be the one who will utilize this software. She's an absolute wonderful lady.
[ "@MajorDodson sorry, my friend. thanks for correcting me. got all mixed up by travelling too much.. need sleep for today...", "@mdwillbefamous Hi! I also read up a~l~l Harry Potter books", "@mtgmantx You are so welcome. I like the way u say, "Tank uwe"... very chic and twitty!", "@planethealer 'Over...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm heading to my history class and then taking an exam. Please pray for me! xo
off to history class then the exam, pray for me please!! xo
[ "@riversideboy LOL i did not know that! i'm clearly going to fail, haha. but thankyou for the luckkk! - i need it! xo", "@riversideboy i would if i could!! i have a hair appoitment at 1:20 xo", "good luck to everyone doing their maths GCSE today!", "maths was suprisingly easy. watching @mileycyrus special ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @steviethe____ It's great! I just started watching it last year after my friend gifted it to me. I'm hooked and can't wait for season 5.
@steviethe____ haha yeah it's amazing. i only got into it last year when my mate bought me it.. and it's amazing. I need season 5
[ "@mk3raawr Lol sorry babe. I've got a camera now so if you were going to bring your Canon, it's all good", "THE PRESETS WERE AMAAZING! Definitely a recommendation to see them live! Fucking awesome. Currently deaf in my right ear", "I want to be 18 and get tattoos. Everyone around me is getting them! Argh.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "@lilahmcfly Wow! This is the best thing ever! Like seriously, I can't even! The way it looks though! The colors are so vibrant! The detail is just amazing! Hats off to the artist! Bravo job well done!"
@lilahmcfly הלוו×?י! זה היה יו×? כ"כ גרוע! ל×? ב×?לי ג×? שזה יקרה! שהדבר היחידי ש×?ני ×?והבת ו×?כפת לי ממנו בעול×? ישנ×? ×?ותי!
[ "@DebbieFletcher Debbie it's @keren4562 i insult Tom without even mening that. and im so sorry! i did'nt ment! plz tell it to him!", "@tommcfly it's @keren4562 look i'm very sorry! the last thing i wanted to do is insult you! U R my idol! and im so sorry!", "@tommcfly it's @keren4562 im sorry TOM! plz don't be ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mfeige forgot his Lakers cufflinks, gold cumberbund, and purple bowtie at home, leading to a boring penguin suit.
@mfeige I left my Lakers cufflinks at home along with my gold cumberbund and purple bowtie. Memory fail. My penguin suit is boring.
[ "@AnnaCampos Poor King Jame Next up: My Lakers against the Magic!", "@ladyk4ever is miserable! The Lakers won n Im sick again!", "@Jyoungmusic @ur_Queen_2beee nope its gon be Lakers vs Magic", "@Bigbballer24 Lakers sure thing to win the championship... D-Wight is a frickin beast though, it might be tough", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @igster101 I mean no disrespect. Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and ideas.
@igster101 No offense at all We all have our opinions and thoughts
[ "@ralphclaxton What a great place! The kids will like it a lot", "@ElianahSharon not embarrassing at all - it's perfectly ok for you to be YOU!", "@YourStylist There is no difference lol Kabbalah is the mystical side of Judaism that's all", "@lacouvee It was MAGNIFICENT! I co-officiated and did some singing ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Mike and Ilene are currently in Texas for the weekend, while the tweeter is currently home alone. They are feeling lonely and are requesting for someone to keep them company.
mike and ilene are in tx for the weekend and i'm home alone. somebody come keep me companyyyy
[ "I would like to have one night of sleep where I don't wake up 80 times throughout the night ughhhh", "Waiting to wake @NJKYLE1 up so I can leave for work. I want to close the office and just sleep all day ughhhhh", "45 minutes until checkout. Fml I want to sleep all day", "leaving work, going to crystal to s...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: AliceKatex, thanks a lot. I really enjoyed watching your video with Sophie! X
@aliceKatex aww thank you i love your video with sophie! X
[ "On my way to nanas to do an hour of poetry", "It was soo good lastnight my twitpic thing isn't working but the pictures are on fb for those of you who have me", "Same Difference Today going to go and have a shower then get ready!", "I would have to say my two favourite female solo aritsts at the moment are ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mrminal, they will continue with that situation as much as possible. Without the iPhone facing any major competition, there won't be any force pushing for change.
@mrinal unfortunately they will push that situation for as long as they can.. If iPhone wont get any serious competition there is no FP
[ "its impossible to watch in full ANY flash video with my mac after 5.7", "Im downloading manually the oooiifull.mp4 movie by @leebrimelow as it seems the only way to see it fully", "I dont believe in my eyes or should I say on my browser? OMG OMG OMG", "just turned off my Canon and she says "Recording.. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Please return to Amsterdam, I am pleading with you. <3
@TraceCyrus COME BACK TO AMSTERDAM, I'M BEGGING YOU &lt;3
[ "about 2 days is @katyperry coming to holland, to a festival; pinkpop. goddamnit, i wanna go but it's fucking far and too expensive", "@jonasbbzx3 noo but i'm gonna see them nov 13! (: i wanted to see them june 20 2008 when they were special guest of avril lavigne", "- miss them so much! @ tokio hotel concer...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The sky is so clear and I can see the moon, it's really beautiful.
Such clear blue skies outside!!! Ah, I see the moon. beautiful, beautiful!
[ "Such clear blue skies outside!!! Ah I see the moon. beautiful, beautiful!", "@lionslamb IF i somehow find the time, then you can count on it. But don't get your hopes up. It might change", "@lionslamb Im not even half done with yours. That's how awesome it's going to be!!", "I want to learn how to play the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm extremely bored and the only thing I can think of doing all day is slouching at the computer.
arrrgh. i'm bored. so bored. there's nothing to do except slouch at the computer all day long.
[ "one tweet can get you down for the whole day.", "i've got a brand new steppin thing that you'll like.", "do the ice cream freeze. strike your pose. can you do the milkshake. shake it, shake it. down low.", "i dont' have photoshop on my laptop. :| it sucks", "@TotalGirlph can we post the pics with (you kno...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm enjoying Twitterfon Pro, although I'm frustrated with having too many Twitter apps on my iPhone.
So far, I think I'm liking Twitterfon Pro. Hmmm. Damn, too many Twitter apps on my iPhone again
[ "@blackrose36 I love just adding a new contact or event on the computer or iPhone an it gets synced pretty much right away", "I'm sad we're going home tomorrow I'll have to come back out here before summer ends..", "I love @mobilefotos app, makes uploading my pics to flickr a lot easier. But I want a way to ad...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: After being left alone, waking up to the first morning in an empty apartment feels very lonely.
Just woke up. It's my first morning by myself. The apartment feels very lonely now that everyone has gone
[ "@kimfrancesca I missed it too! I don't have HBO I'm going to have to find a site to watch it.", "Going to get in bed. I have a very early morning tomorrow. Not looking forward to that", "Guess I better go to bed since I have to get up early. Not really looking forward to that", "Wow 3 hours of sleep... This...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Perhaps you are developing a taste for refined wine, @xgetwellcardsx.
@xgetwellcardsx maybe you're becoming a sophisticated wine drinker ha
[ "@chloevictoriaxo oh hai .. I lover your nails btw. bit of a turnon tbh", "finished watching harry potter 5 &lt;3 taking maike to frankfurt now she's going home", "@nettehassel yes you'll get a special McSofa membership even", "@DiSCOLENA I know.. I never stopped voting for him WE CAN DO IT", "@chloevicto...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I use either my name or my sister's name to avoid sounding like a stalker with no social life. LOL
@JennysMyName i use my name or my sister, so i don't sound like a stalker with no life. hahaha
[ "@JennysMyName hahah gag i hate taco bell! and no sadly i didn't get to go it was a school night for me and about a 5 hour drive", "First person to have LVTT in Amarillo for the 4th consecutive year", "@JennysMyName haha alright are you going to go to the teen choice awards?", "@ZachAllStar Now all you need ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Oh my God! I have school tomorrow and I'm frustrated about it! I feel like I've been attending for so long that it's become dull. Waking up at 7:00am is a painstaking task.
OMG! School tommorow! Arghhhhh! I swear, i've been going there so long, it's now boring!!!!!!!!! It's a chore to get up at 7:00am!!!!!!!!
[ "Aw man, Half Term isn't long enough lol!", "Just droppped my sister of at the train station. She's going back to Uni. I can't wait to be a student!", "omg! I hope I don't have any homework... but I proberly do!", "at home... all on my lonesome lol! Woooooo! House to myself! lol!", "omg, Avril Lavign...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Tallivansunder's favorite types of apples are Pink Lady and Fuji."
@tallivansunder Pink Lady and Fuji are two of my faves
[ "@nickbelardes I was thinking red stripes too, but I didn't want to overstep", "@SendmeAnAngel My wife played 20+years in the symphony. Rodrigo was one of my faves!", "@MsKae My cat occasionally emits a noxious odor that is beyond description. I have no desire to know from whence it comes...", "@MsKae Sleep w...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'll be watching F1 qualifying and two World Cup qualifiers today, but my old injury is bothering me, so I took some tablets. Come on Ireland!
Full day of sport with F1 qualifying and two WC qualifiers to come (come on Ireland!). The old war wound's playing up so tablets taken
[ "Trapattoni's got the team working well together, we're easily the best side after 20 minutes. I really need a whiskey though", "@Gailporter Morning to you from a tired night shift type person. How long did you manage tonight GP?", "@Jitz1971 Five adults strapped together? (sigh ...) it's a very long time since...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My efforts to maintain a healthy diet have been disrupted once more, with my latest setback being caused by Pad Thai. Despite its delicious tofu, I still feel disappointed that I've failed for the second time today.
Attempts at eating healthy derailed again. The latest culprit? Pad thai. But it's got tasty tofu! *sigh* I'm 0 for 2 today
[ "&quot;You might think I'm trashy--a little too hardcore--but in my neck of the woods, I'm just the girl next door.&quot; God Bless Gretchen Wilson!", "@BreakfastatSaks have a deelish pastry and some good caffino in the a.m. ... at Tiffanys's, Saks, or wherever you may roam", "I'm become immune to the benefits ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Wow, dinner was really amazing! Too bad none of you were there to enjoy it.
mmmmmm dinner was freaking awesome, you all missed out
[ "Dang I am so close yet so far from 1000 tweets", "@bluedimplett awwww well at least you got your workout", "Yay...my car is ready....Was about 2500 miles over on my oil change yikes not good, worst part is only have to do it every 8k miles", "@90_angel at least you don't have a 5 hour drive through nothing ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Regarding tweeting while drunk, I can't even manage to do drunk IRC, let alone drunk tweeting. It seems like I haven't experienced it yet.
Re: drunk tweeting. I can't even drunk IRC, let alone drunk tweeting. IApparently I haven't lived
[ "@ninpolite @HeyAlexandra He wasn't supposed to kill Little Bill", "Need to put a leash on my Sony camera; can't find it anywhere Hope I didn't lose it, tho this might be just the excuse I need to upgrade.", "Re: Tweetdeck for iPod Touch: I tried, I gave up. I tried, I gave up. I tried, I gave up. I tried, I g...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @pcornqueen Thanks for the kind words, Sweets! Same to you!
@pcornqueen Hey Sweets! You, too! Thanks for the well wishes!
[ "@bronxbebe4488 *lol* @ 420 ... indeed it is! It's 420 all day long!", "@anomalist Nope, just something I thought I'd start doing for the site. I enjoy doing it &amp; the fact that you enjoy reading it is a bonus!", "@QuinnGR Really!? I'm so excited ... we're thinking of buying one of my newly single friends a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The BBC1's comedy show "Roadshow" is now airing after "Mr and Mrs" on ITV1.
mr and mrs itv1 now then comedy roadshow bbc1
[ "ahem... if @totalarsenal was on #spymaster i'd kill him first... i'm not a GEEK! hehe ;)", "some1 said if your not online your a no1...if you are online your a no1.. can't bloody win lol", "@malakiesleo lol it's defo a cat it's all black damn", "yay that was good umm reggie perrin next.. oh who cares no1'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have mail, but there is a box in the hallway! Who put it there?
WHO PUTS A BOX IN THE HALLWAY!?!? ive got post
[ "@ngw_x but you like most of the same things as me lol. i found it a bit boring. im sorry i knew u wud hate me for it ahaha and @leahjadee", "i need to revise seriously. not done much over the weekend. i knew going away would be a mistake", "@Its_SiAN im gonna deffoooo ask my step mum and dad. they better say ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm so proud that my hammock is still intact and it's amazing.
my hammock is amazing and its still in one peice! im so proud!
[ "this song makes me cry i should maybe stop listening to it but", "have a 7 year old dog and a 14 week old puppy fighting for affection can be annoying till one of them gets bit in the shnozal not good", "i think everyone should buy ea sports active! its amaing!", "is kinda sitting outside with my laptop now ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @SmilyLibrarian: I adore the apricot-colored underside and speckled tail feathers of those gorgeous birds.
@SmilyLibrarian They are beautiful birds. I love their apricot under belly and mottled under tail feathers
[ "@auntchrisbronx know what you mean, love hanging laundry to dry in sun and breeze, always smell so sunshiny", "@nettlecake just for you to cheer you up", "well shoe shopping was a disahster shop so crowded, assistants run off their feet. shoes I wanted to try on, sorry modom, not in a 6", "To do list as l...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish I could attend your concert, but it's not possible for me.
@FrankieTheSats i would love 2 c u in concert! but i cant xx
[ "just listenin to music now, mite go make some crumpets in a mo Mmmm food....", "@tommcfly haha i new u would say some thing like tht! i have 2 do my french hw HELP ME!!!", "@VickyJones1984 kl x ive never had a caribbean curry r they nice? x", "@trvsbrkr - ur much beta than him! , but its gd tht u suppor...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @sweetsofgeorgia is now in the phase of waiting for season 4 and wondering what to do until then. The person will be caught up by Friday.
@sweetsofgeorgia Now you're entering the 'what am i going to do til autumn?' phase waiting for S4. I'll be up 2 speed by Friday
[ "Company blocked Twitter today oh well i still have it on mobile", "2nd day of my conference in Paris. Back in London tonight", "@sweetsofgeorgia Shhhhhh!!! I will finish it cet apres midi or ce soir", "@Boogaloo1 morning! I think they're obsessed with me. Everytime i'm at the supermarket they're all looking...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Where are the severe storms we were supposed to get tonight? I was excited for a real thunderstorm.
also, where the fuck are these severe storms we were supposed to get tonight? i was all excited for a real thunderstorm
[ "@BenjaminFolds just keep doin what you do. which is whatever the fuck you want. and we'll keep buying and loving it", "@dELYSEious i know, right? maybe we can kart later and take out our aggressions.", "feels wrong to be awake now...i feel like i have to go to work tomorrow, but it's saturday night, not sunda...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @steelergurl absolutely. that's the way to accomplish things!
@steelergurl Yes! That's the way to get things done!
[ "@carolinaware I'm a block of Collins 5 out of 7 days a week. It kinda loses its luster like that.", "@LebenOjanen Concentrate on the fun, let the failure go. How's things? You've been quiet.", "@ThePuma35 I wasn't gonna say anything about that.", "@rebecca1121 I hear that punching the next person you see ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just arrived home from work and bought Shell's birthday gift. I am nervous about my upcoming English speech and should be searching for quotes, but I haven't started yet.
just got home from work, got shell's birthday present freaking out about english speech!!! should be getting quotes for it but no...
[ "@jessicamauboy any WOLLONGONG tours in the near future? new album is AMAZING!!! btw", "@mjones14 yes 5.18 is too late! maccas + walking + lining up", "arrgghhhggguuuiiissshhhh no idea what to do for this modern assignement.... Burma or Cuba???? eeeep help!", "just got home from work, got shell's birthday p...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I need to stay informed about the CMT awards since I won't be at home.
I think someone should keep me updated on the CMT awards since I won't be home
[ "@ummgeri i got home at like, 230 and then i left at 345. i just got home. are you going to be gone all night?", "@mileycyrus you should check this out, miles: we love you", "@AdieJonas that would work too if only wished came true", "@AdieJonas i wish i could just quit lmfao. sadly, i have to pay for scho...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just got up and my toe hurts immensely.
Just woke up fkk my toe hurts sooooooooo muchh :'(
[ "Just woke up fkk rechargedd readyYy 4 tonighttt ;)", "Fk bby just started cryingg.. I guess that means his hungry! I wish I could cry n for people to feed me so fastt!", "Tryingg to fken sleep my toe is killing meeee :'( I think I wasn't suppose to drive, wear heels , nor go out, or drink, fkkk", "@aLeevz ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "@MrsMcFlyGrimmy oh, no H&M. This is what Swindon is known for; having H&M, Topshop, Warehouse, Miss Selfridge, New Look. It's all good."
@MrsMcFlyGrimmy aw, no h&amp;m, you see this is what swindon is good at; h&amp;m, topshop, warehouse, miss self, newlook, it's all good
[ "@Monicarrrr oh shit babe i miss you too xx", "off to go and get ready for lydiard, again. hmmmm!", "@sophanny it went down the sink yesterday and has closed up, sucks to be me", "@jamiemcflyx i thought it would only be me to be honest, it was more packed than i thought WEEE", "@MrsMcFlyGrimmy i'll be comi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @spaulds1 is seeking to recover from a setback at his home. He apologizes for someone having a fever and wishes them a speedy recovery.
@spaulds1 It's okay, just looking to bounce back at home. Sorry he's got a fever, I hope he feels better.
[ "@AmyJustine He keeps pulling Houdini's doubt he's gonna answer... Hahah. You'd kick his ass anyways.", "@AmyJustine Lmao. Hey i'm getting a Talbot jersey!! Paying half of it with my aunt. Stoked as hell!", "@emxjstaal11lvr Hahah that's okay! Alot of people hate it. I was lucky enough to meet many of them last...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mlokey, the object is currently only one inch away, but it might be too close to the line of sight, so they won't be able to fix it anyway. Mum will take care of it tomorrow.
@lokey its only bout 1in right now, but it may be too close to the line of sight thus they couldnt fix it anyways! mum's taking it in tmr
[ "I'm shaking from low-blood sugar becaus I didn't bring my soda to drink thruout the class.", "Picked classes for fall semester cant register for a couple more weeks though! You'd think i was an art or language with my classes!", "@oliviamunn really good show! enjoyed listening in wish i had something to call...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JustDaSoundGuy It's nice to know you're doing well. I'm doing fantastic, thanks. Wishing you a good weekend.
@JustDaSoundGuy Good to hear. I'm great, thank you. Hope your weekend is going by well.
[ "@mrjdomingo Everyone does for some odd reason. Food is that attractive", "@mrjdomingo I bet! I'm sure I'd watch it multiple times lol", "@bobbyfilipino Ugh, FedEx some over why don't cha! lol", "Up and at it real early this morning. Rise and shine!", "@brittaniebaby I would, you have no idea! lol but I ju...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just saw "Same Time, Same Place" and I'm thrilled because Willow has returned!
just watched &quot;Same Time, Same Place&quot; and am all happy 'cause Willow's back!
[ "@hjkuzcotopia do you need me to check the FTP? I'm sorry I'm not more on the ball with that lately", "*sigh* I think I'm gonna have to get a new Ipod...", "not sure why my Ipod doesn't like me playing All aBout the Mouse apparently it doesn't like the awesomeness...", "@marianas me too I loved that the Mom...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lspearmanii @ConnectSocMedia @rleseberg @epcotx @swalkingtree - You're very welcome!
@lspearmanii @ConnectSocMedia @rleseberg @epcotx @swalkingtree You're quite welcome
[ "@Theresa_Meyers Theresa: You're quite welcome I hope you have an AWESOME day", "@brucebski I've done that in the past, but have felt so weird doing it. Maybe it's time to do it again", "@GraftFinder You're quite welcome It's always good to see you, too.", "@laroncarter Og Mandino is one of my heroes, t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @thnkhappythghts, I am currently in the process of creating my family.
@thnkhappythghts okay I am creating my family as we speak.
[ "I am HUNGRY. I ate like a really hungry man yesterday.", "I wanna eat Miyuki's birthday card. But that's pretty gross. Hahaha! CRITICAL ACCLAIM NEVER GETS OLD.", "I want a turtle. I wanna name it Oppy, like the Mars explorers.", "@Daxter80000 oh okay. I got scared in the hospital morgue. I swear I heard som...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Can someone please tell me if "One and The Same" or "One in The same" means the same thing? I really want to know.
One and The Same or One in The same. those who know about this please reply me. i wanna know abt it bady
[ "So sorry if i've been typing wrongly. usually, after i've typed something, i wont read. i'll just press the 'enter' button", "OMG!!!!! i wanna talk to her, but dont have the guts to do it", "my eyes are painful whenever i look at the screen.", "i need a new thumbdrive badly. they contain JoBros' songs. i do...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @jackiemananquil, I'm oddly relieved that I was sick tonight and couldn't make it to LO's party at Foxtail. I'll explain why it would've been too much for me later.
Yo @jackiemananquil, so glad in a strange way I was sick 2nite &amp; didn't roll 2 LO's party @ Foxtail. Would've hurt 2 much, tell u later
[ "Been staying up late recently, Not good! Missing my MA soo much &amp; can't rest my mind Well, it's seepy time TwitterFam... Blessings 2 ALL!", "Good Morning Tweets to ALL my TwitterFam! Enjoy your day, be Blessed today", "Confession time: Whenever ~S~ � is he gets in car and drives up PCH towards the nort...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ohsnapdonnie and I are both using the website and Twitter simultaneously. Are we both crazy? My husband would definitely say so!
@ohsnapdonnie I see we are both on the site &amp; twitter @ the same time! Are we crazy girls or what? Mt Hubby would say yes!
[ "@KATaylor007 My shirt said Peace, Love &amp; Crabs. But for that pic it was Peace, Love &amp; BALLS!", "@DonniesCupcake Good Morning Donnie's Cupcake! How's my converted cupcake this morning? LOL!", "@YagoTheGnome You can check them out on myspace @ or on the site @ Monica - NKOTBFanForLife!!!", "@Donnies...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I'm excited for this weekend even though it's raining a bit. I'm doing well, thanks for asking."
@Stormb441 oh yes!! Been looking forward to this wkend, shame it's raining a bit am very well Thanks x
[ "@iamtrefusis Oh yes I did, and fee promotional t-shirt as well", "@PaulDale67 Yes! Poor job, screen literally coming off, no vibration, and the camera lense cracked, cam ain't working.", "@pob34 pleasure , am good, relaxing ahead of the weekend, but rains spoiling it a bit", "Yikes! The skies are a bit dark,...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Acting with a pure heart can be difficult at times, according to the speaker's teacher.
@DjDick1975 yeah,just act from a pure heart,my teacher said LoL but that simple thing can be so hard sometimes 4some..
[ "@_missfabulous_ doing good love..got my mind a bit in order,and am ready to kick this DELL's ass..she does not wanna co-op with me LoL", "@HarloBelle Hello there!Welcome..is that a Bearded Collie on your profile?", "@Bobby61557 you have a friend in the netherlands huh?", "@darkmagique O Yes i aM For Sure! Am...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The tweet says "Girl, it was really good! I'll be in your area in July."
@suprlatina girl it was BOOOOMMMMMMB!!!! Imma b in ur hood in July
[ "At LAX... AGAIN.. I wanna b home tho in bed.. Asleep.. I'm tired", "@CaspaDaDon this early.. Dammit man!... So not jealous lol but still don't like my head goin a hundred million mph when I'm trynna sleep", "@MtvTr3sDFWtv50 NICE!! Would b good si LA tubiera a bright sun out lol. Ill b in Dallas 4 The Lady Henn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm on my way home from Grove and then I'm heading to Wimbledon to meet @chantellefiddy. It's going to be a great day.
Is in Grove heading home then going Wimbledon to meet @chantellefiddy . Going to be a gooood day
[ "@professorgreen big big, I got a website coming soon too, we have to link each others www.sbtv.co.uk", "I still can't think of a new googlemail man, they're all taken any suggestions?", "@xcharlotteyx Awww it's still not the same I'm going to have a look though.", "@Lambajeanie thanks, I will be posting u...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Getting ready to watch Drag Me To Hell with Brigitte, super excited!
About to see Drag Me To Hell with Brigitte!!! Excitingggggg
[ "@Ethrim FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT, because I was JUST about to tweet", "I burned my finger while making Ramen and it is starting to blister. Pics after I finish The Little Mermaid (it makes me feel better)", "@doubtme And no, not exciting. Some of them are sad stories.", "It always makes me choke up when Me...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I will be baking oatmeal raisin cookies which is something I really love. Yummmm!"
im going to make cookies, cause thats one thing i really love....oatmeal raisin cookies... yummmmy
[ "@theregoesdatman umm my honey likes to update me along w/ his fans. he's really the people's champ", "Good Morning All Today will be a great Tuesday. I can feel it.", "@BusTheProducer yep you look like you was on fire and you tried to put it out", "@SammyMontanaEF but gee whiz why you put her on blast on tw...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm leaving now for good. See you all later. Laugh out loud.
OK..IM GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME...LOL SEE YALL LATER
[ "@necolebitchie that page is a fake...I was told this was his real page...@Y0iTzBreezy....reliable source told me that one", "@bzeflowers im glad you hit me up I hope you dont become a stranger and enjoy ur night. You can hit me up anytime", "@bowwow614 awwww damn I feel for ya..wanna hug just come home!", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am just preparing to return to work. How about you?
@IamNewYork nuthin much just gettin ready 2 head bk 2 wrk n u???
[ "@Maestro meeee unfortunately damn all that Red Bull I drank earlier!!!!", "@SoOoFocused Yea french tips look so plain 2me now...I want 2 go bright or baby pinks", "@ThisisFam1st I know I'm goin hard on hos flow rt now.....if I wasn't rappin baby...I wld still b ridin Mercedes....LOL", "I wish these ppl out...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The second part of the radio interview will be uploaded tomorrow between 10pm and 11pm EST. The video about masturbation will be uploaded on Friday because of work.
Part 2 of the radio interview will be posted Tomorrow between 10pm &amp; 11pm EST. The vid on Masturbation will be posted Friday due to work
[ "Video on Masturbation will be up by Thursday evening, Sexual Arousal/Orgasms for women by Sunday and the Jildo will be posted by Tuesday", "@jlee07 Thanks for the following and support!!! &lt;3", "Morning Summer Sale on the toy site 10% off of EVERYTHING!!! shop now and SAVE!! www.tinyurl.com/KaraSutrasTo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I was singing loudly to bother someone.
@TheLastDoctor well.. i was being a little mean and singing loudly for sleepyhead's benefit.
[ "@muselive *cries* i like many other muse fans have no access to money but the next time! I will next time! yes!", "@The8thDoctor no *still crying* ... but eerrr.. maybe in septembery time there will be", "*spluttering and flailing* whhhhhhhhhhhhhy?!! you're so good at it..", "@flipperville that was actual...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Alice Cullen is laughing and expressing excitement for eating Froot Loops cereal. She also says that she hasn't been hunting in a while, but she plans on going tonight in real life. However, she abruptly ends the tweet by saying her time is up.
@AliceCullen4 *Laughs* Yay froot loops.. i haven't been hunting in a while, think i'll go tonight (: IRL. I have to go.. my times up
[ "I have to go tweeters tweet you soon xo", "@AngelWeber hi how are you? my friend says hi aswell!", "@DanielleTwirls ARG!! it's going to be so gay!!! OMG! I WILL DIE!!!", "@TeamCyrus i don't think you can... i can only watch it on monday to", "@GirlfriendMAG Have you seen the one were she's rapping with T...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @BOBBYFRESH09, the end is near. I've been busy and now have a terrible headache. By the way, is the Hathaway rumor accurate?
@BOBBYFRESH09 its almost over been running around got an f-ing migrane trying to get shiz done so is the hathaway rumor true?
[ "@COOLASSKELTON I just barely got out of bed its sooo yucky no wakeboarding grrrrrrrrrr", "@BOBBYFRESH09 I'm on my couch lovin orlando right now I wanna see mickey n donald", "@thepresidentJx3 should I still come? Its gonna be a while", "@coolasskelton goodnight hun ttyl text me lata gata u got the numba no ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Please refrain from messaging me to make my blog live on my website. It will not work. Learn from @natazzz and practice patience.
Ok, sending me messages asking to set my blog live won't work (linked to my developing website)! Take a tip from @natazzz and be patient!
[ "@overheardatmoo Wow, moo - Marketing had ice-cream and we thought that was bad, but you're on a whole other level Enjoy your weekend!", "My Mum has just made my favourite dessert ever: almond milk jelly and lychees", "Good morning! Another sunny day. Off to hit an outdoor pool methinks", "@natazzz They don'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey there @_cza, you've been quiet on Twitter lately. Where have you gone?
@_cza heeeeey where did you disappear to, u haven't tweeted in a while
[ "Left Sri Lanka and very sad. Now landed in the Maldives as a stopover and wish I could get off and stay", "@jacadimus noooooo big hug to U, I'd luv 2 be yr Nancy 2 yr Sid. Get on BB IM so we can chat plse xxxx", "@JustBella aww thank you for asking and in a word ... No ... can I have a hug now please", "@t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @dannygokey has gained popularity, but @DavidArchie is still in the lead. The person tweeting is very happy and ecstatic about it.
omg yaaaay haha. @dannygokey went up! and @DavidArchie's still in the lead! happy happy ecstatic
[ "to the hospital now for the blood sugar test. haven't eaten since dinner after the test let's go eat pizza and lotsa ice creeeam!!!", "sun's up. don't wanna sleep yet i wanna vote before i go to schoool!! i'll leave my hometown laterrr", "i'm back, twitter! haha. i wasn't able to read the updates yesterday of...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @hohner's computer was working yesterday but is not working today. It died suddenly.
@hohner died as in, it booted yesterday, but does not boot today... that kind of died
[ "@mathiasx they're doing it wrong... a GUID should never change... submit it as a bug", "@ryangraves I got hit with some fraudulent charges as well a few days ago.... super lame", "wait, I got cucumbers I didn't want, and no mayo? Jimmy Johns Fail!", "@RadioMilwaukee the wife says &quot;thank you&quot; and se...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @finchburg, when do you plan to come visit via flights?
@finchburg So when are you going to brave the airways and come over then?
[ "@vaguelyclear SO. It looks like I'm going to be going to Supanova on the 28th as well as the 27th - you up for it?", "@TomFelton High Tea on a Sunday? Pretty much the best thing to do ever Had a birthday party myself today Have a scone for me! LOL.", "@LadyLucius Yeah, I gathered it was from an ep. Okay. I'l...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Can you tell me if she's good? @PhillyRedz
@PhillyRedz I would like to know..... Is she? And how good us she
[ "@musicologist012 Workin hey u deserve to go out and do something... Enjoy the Friday LOL!!!", "@LoveLeeLove If I did... It would be my pleasure... I live in Philly.. Just hate the Lakers", "I'm like procrastinating bout goin to the gym... Let me get my a** up and go", "@CiaraRenee U straight gangsta HA!!! T...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can't sleep anymore because I'm listening to a child playing in their cot.
listening to child playing in his cot. No chance of any more sleep then.
[ "so my new bigger waist line, is her fault.", "Another vomit at 4am. A whole load of cuddly toys got it. Glad I live next door to a doctor.", "finding it very difficult to keep my eyes open.", "up early because Jack is. Have I got a cold? Very bunged up this morn.", "just heard of an horrific accident in Pe...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Feeling sad and lonely at the kitchen table, wishing for a household of three instead of just two.
Sitting here at the kitchen table - wishing this was a household of 3 instead of 2 I'm sad and lonely...
[ "@lbangel76 yes lovie - it was there when I got back local meeting sorry", "Sneezing, coughing, cold - oh no! Looks like I'm going to bed in bed all day. Crap! How did this happen...", "But I'm home maybe ill go have some water", "I can't stop thinking about _ _ _ _ _ wonder what he's doing... Why's he so ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I personally enjoy Ugly Betty, but I know many people who are fans of Brothers & Sisters."
@JonathanRKnight i am an Ugly Betty fan myself but i know lotsa people that like Brothers &amp; Sisters!
[ "@krystlerb hahah on the Jon and Kate tip. Love that show the kids are so cute", "@joeymcintyre hey i saw on nkotb.com some people didnt know where the bookdrive booth was. TWIT that for the girlz going tonite!", "@mccharm yeah i will i just need to mellow onself .. cos i dotn want u to think i dont care", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @joebrooksmusic, it would mean a lot to me if you could perform in Nottingham soon. I've been waiting for a long time and seeing you live would make my year!
@joebrooksmusic PLEASE gig @ nottingham soon you won't believe how long i've waited it would absolutley make my year to see you live x
[ "I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO SEE &quot;UP&quot; AT THE CINEMAS", "@betty_blues owh i'm going to do that thankyou x", "i have the worst headache of my life. i blame the rain", "i cant wait a year to see blink. and thats even if they tour the UK. someone please take me to america", "oh mannn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @CameronM82 finds it amusing to be called "dweebs" and offers to assist with any requests for help.
@CameronM82 hahaha i love when you call us dweebs what all do you need help on?
[ "@ddrfanatic682 already? when did you start reading it have you seen the movie? i'm on chapter 7 haven't read it in a few days", "Working alllll day today and it's going to be SUPER busy. FML! @cameronm82 Happy Happy HAPPY biiiirfday hope you have a great day &lt;333", "Happy Birthday again to @BobbySoFamous an...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @shaundiviney thinks that the song "21 Guns" by Greenday is really cool and almost as good as the music made by the person they are addressing (presumably Shaun Diviney).
@shaundiviney How cool is the song 21 guns by greenday (almost as good as ur music)
[ "@shaundiviney i work at kmart lol you should come to the gold coast and come buy something from me", "@shaundiviney check out my background, i took it at the princess ball u look cool haha", "51 day till sway sway !!!!!! wooo ready for my second best day of my life . second after the princess ball!", "@shor...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @fa3ryg1rl, Sheila thanks a lot! It's been a while since we last talked. Seems like everything's going fine, which is great.
@fa3ryg1rl Thanks Sheila! I haven't heard from you in a while. Sounds like things are going well, that's good.
[ "@davidafan20 hi elena! Thanks 4 wishin us moms a good day! Ur sweet!", "@DavidArchie So glad ur home safe and sound. Its good to know Have a great week all-hopefully I can hijack my mom's computer in ALABAMA!", "Hey guys, I'm sure D has heard about this by now, and If he checks his tweets tonight, he'll want ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Corn soup is also a favorite in Trinidad, haha.
@gaksdesigns oh oh.. and is corn soup too eh.. lol.. a trini favorite..
[ "OMG Spanish exam tomorrow and i knows nothing!! hmm i *learn* spanish for 3 years and have failed every single exam?? sad sad sad", "oh great... installed everything with this phone and i can't find it now!!", "i'm just thinkin why its so dark at 1:17pm? maybe its because it has been raining for the longest wh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @RoxiiJonas, that's true! It always happens when we don't have the resources we need!
@RoxiiJonas yup! always when we're unprepared and have no money!!
[ "@akr93 nowhere yknow when you just feel like getting dressed? Haha I miss youuu!!", "@FayePonedYou swap in4merz assignments maybe? LMAO i don't know what to write", "Waiting for a bus to go to rehearsal. Really not in the mood today bleahhh", "Okay, so english exam tomorrow. Revising. Gonna flop though. I c...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kacymariemae, I have kept one for you. Do you want to give me a ride back home?
@kacymariemae i saved you one. wanna drive me home ?
[ "i need a hobby. i was gonna go look for one at the hobby shop yesterday, but my dad didnt take me !", "@kacymariemae my dad wont bring me to your work", "finishing the front of these shirts myself because kacy left.", "i havent gotten any prank calls making me laugh in so long.", "@katabolickatie not on m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I agree with what you said, but I'm just joking. I'm frustrated because there is school tomorrow. Don't arrive late. Kisses.
@xBlueEyes2x yeh i agree :p just kiddin urgh , school tmra . Dont be late xx
[ "the weather was well bad today, i aint seen anythin like it ! oh well. My knee and ankles hurt xx", "@xBlueEyes2x I'm goin now, Call you Later xx, Do some homework what part are you at in breaking dawn ? will twitter on my phone xxxxx", "getting ready lovely sunny day . I shall try and get a tan xx", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jayscale embraced Sam and announced that they would be cleaning the floors tomorrow in preparation for their mother-in-law's arrival. Additionally, they completed their own personal office.
@jyscale *hugs* Sam's going to do the floors tomorrow night. And we'll be ready for my MIL. I pretty much finished my office.
[ "Happy release day to @anyabast @alyssa_day and...of course... me. It's not quite midnight but hey, a couple hours early-eh. ;)", "@HappyTwilighter Not over yet. Worked all day, am working part of the night.", "amazing what a cool shower and standing in front of a fan can do to relax a person on a hot day.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I will use violence and inflict harm on someone without hesitation.
*grabs shank* And I'm not afraid to leave a guy bloody and battered.
[ "I realized that I was cooking something... now its charred Charred food anyone?", "This song makes me want to save the world", "@sky14kemea Awesome. High fives rule... just like marshmallows.", "@sky14kemea I saw the color of my letters so it was the first thing that came to mind", "@MaxTheReaper No. N...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Barbara informed me, but I have not yet viewed it. Currently, I am watching the 20th episode.
@Lemuss yes barbara told me but i haven't watched it, im like on episode 20
[ "haven't twittered all day long, but i don't feel like it. im in a really bad mood right now", "i just ate, i want to start drinking again before all the effect goes away", "I just got my radio back, im so happy. FINALLY!", "lady is clean now, im going to calexico in a moment, i have so much things to do toda...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Stephen Fry regrets not offering to bring something to someone and notes that the weather is dry today.
@stephenfry Hmm.....should have said I'd have brought it to you...no reason...I'm just nice like that At least its dry today
[ "@ABeautifulMind1 I offered him a massage on his injured shoulder...(I am professionally trained) but he hasnt taken me up Thanks for #ff", "@To_The_Moon Ah....yes I sympathise....I have a similar allergy that comes and goes x", "@_3_ I didnt know what it was....so....I googled it...obviously....impressed......
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I don't know the location, I am in Redlands.
@xmannyboix idk where that is :/ I'm in redlands
[ "Laying in my queen size bed fit for a queen like me", "@xmannyboix @nursebettie666 I wanna hang out with u guys so bad right now I'm so boring &amp; all them lil girls in my house r getting me mad", "I was hoping ABC will pick up &quot;king of the hill&quot; but they said no", "@xmannyboix don't be mad at ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am doing it at present, and fortunately, just in time for it to start raining before I leave.
@scottpolk doing that now. just in time to rain before i head out.
[ "@PRevansneider every friday. i play from 7-11p. pompano park. and i rather take it out on the courts then drink. we do that after anyways", "@ckinney I'll take a pic tomorrow how r u? I can't sleep. Excited in hopes of seeing sharkies in the keys. And sea turtles", "@twittgoddess @mariaalexandra @ashbrymer t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The temperature is currently 25 degrees Celsius and it's getting warmer. Good morning! It's expected to reach 30 degrees Celsius and I'm happy because summer has finally arrived.
25 C and raising.. good morning.. expecting 30 C.. I'm smiling at the summer... finally..
[ "@nanavette uhhh.. I was in bed for almost 2 weeks..", "@mexiana_76 Well thx.. but what is that..??? I know you like one special vampire in all forms and shapes.. so I'll bite you..", "@mexiana_76 Even here.. we can watch it live on MTV Adria..", "Well Ladies.. my time is up.. and I'm off.. by and good night ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Cozz: Oh, how sad! Is she still able to go outside, or does she now stay inside all the time?
@Cozz awwwwh poor thing! does she still get out or is she a house kitty now?
[ "@GavinHolt i no thats not true cos u only stay in the next town! lol I was sooo lookin forward 2 a bit of sunshine 2day", "@Don_J wat u thinkin bout? I was reeally hungover this mornin but feelin better now, lol", "@amysav83 Yup! 1 WHOLE WEEK! ...not long enuff tho! So watcha up 2? Ur day off i take it? Am ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @davsot, I have only a few instruments with me and my new Akai MPD-32 is not in Springfield with me.
@davsot Yeah, pero no muchas. I've only recently acquired the Akai MPD-32, but I didn't bring it to Springfield
[ "@Lyoko_is_Cool Yeah, it's for back surgery (specifically, the procedure is called Spinal Fusion).", "@lhawthorn What a coincidence! I was just stalking your Twitter feed and the GSoC news. ;) I'm doing great, thanks. How about you?", "@acarback I've been on the waiting list ever since Google acquired GrandCent...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @abs1399, wishing for an improvement in your day. *sending hugs*
@abs1399 I hope today gets better for you. *hugs*
[ "I'm checking things off the &quot;to do&quot; list. And, also finding time for rest, relaxation &amp; fun. It's all about finding the proper balance.", "@YoungQ glad you made your flight! We know Davy is gonna bring it tonight!!", "@julikim *hugs* I'm so sad about that. I hope he feels better soon - will ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Recently watched Angels & Demons, it was a great movie! Found some Smirnoff in the bathroom stall, someone must have sneaked it in! :D
Just got done seeing Angels &amp; Demons Great film! Haha someone sneaked some Smirnoff in the theatre and left it in the bathroom stall! xD
[ "@tommcfly Sounds like fun! I'm so glad Summer is finally here! &lt;3", "@tommcfly hoping you love amsterdam! enjoy your sunbathing? lol its cloudy over here in america", "@girltrumpet yeahh idk if i like owen anymore though... i kinda lost respect for him in an episode i recorded...", "ooh and my checkered...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Dane Cook expresses his admiration for someone's support and is amazed by the number of balloons present.
@DaneCook - awweh awesome! i love that u are supporting that! thats more balloons than ive ever seen in my life!
[ "@SoCalGirl90 i know! and i live in one of the biggest cities in pa too haha,we have like everything else though,awh thanks for the follow", "anyone following @ryannigahiga is a fake or anyother accounts is a fake, follow @TheRealRyanHiga hey @davedays that means you lol", "@mikailabree OHMYGOSH u Graduated!! ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @saaam_ expressed surprise and disappointment about missing some girls running around the side of Wembley stadium, which they had attempted to see after arriving at around 2 p.m.
@saaam_ wow! I got to wembley at about 2ish and we saw these girls running round the side and were like ooh so we went but we missed them
[ "@amystar92 wuu2 tomorrow? Would you wana see JB3D again?", "@JadeeJonasss yeah i watched it this morning, but it cut the end off, because it was recorded last night My dad was all sarcastic and...", "YAY Taylor Swift and Lucas Till are dating So cute!", "Joe and Kevin confirmed gfs? THE SADNESS! (Even thou...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jordanknight, I share everything I do, so if you want to rob me, you'll know the best time. LOL, bye xx.
@jordanknight I just thought,I tell u my every move...if you ever want to burgle me,you'll know exactly when to do it!!LOL Take care xx
[ "@cdlove Happy Ang is back-good PMA and going with the flow! How's your day been?Been driving for most of mine !!", "@jordanknight Hope everything goes well for you tonight and hope you're not soaking! Hopefully will wake up in time to catch u later xxx", "@jordanknght Sob- why would NKOTB not come back here- ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @invalid_reality, It's extremely busy, I'm taking a break soon though.
@invalid_reality nope not too great it's freaking busy as hell! I'm about to take a break though so that's good.
[ "@lilaznangel16 I get to stay home and snuggle with some good reading and do some writing. Have fun in the rain, K!", "@deversum I've gotta watch out for those stealth skillz! I always forget.", "@Mellicious_ But I got some medicine and now it's getting better so I'm happy! How about you? Do anything fun besid...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm so disappointed, I missed the chance to see Noel Clarke answer 30 questions. I was on my computer the whole time, but I still missed it.
Dang it, missed @NoelClarke's 30 questions answered, I've been on the computer all this time but just missed it
[ "Even this film needs trimmed down a bit to make it 3 minutes long", "Dang it, my internet keeps going wrong, it's running very slow today", "Still writing this blog post, it should be finished soon", "Dang it, I have exceeded my API calls limit", "Now, got job applications to fill out - Wish me luck.", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @rickrodgers, I was just joking. RIM doesn't have a synchronization client for Linux, and the opensync package is not efficient. However, at least it can charge. lolz.
@rickrodgers just kidding man. RIM doesn't even have a sync client for Linux, and the opensync package sucks at least it can charge lolz
[ "i'm quite impressed by Atonement. Romance has never my type but this one is really good", "My only Saturday wish is uTorrent would port itself to Linux!", "@mintran nghe heavy v?i death metal hay wa, ballad nh? l?m tu?n sau s? v�c usb sang ch�p death", "@epi_longo yes, my thesis is named after that book...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm done designing my new project and it's time to start working on it using Eclipse.
I just about finished the design for my new venture and it's time to open Eclipse to get to work
[ "@Rumford I'm glad you like it! I just added the source param, so the update tomorrow will include it", "@TweetPhoto I wish I could see it in DestroyTwitter Any update on bringing the API thumbnail method to pic.gd?", "@erikteichmann Ah, that's convenient. Glad to see it's coming to use finally", "@gschan It...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: David Archuleta was seated behind Jason Mraz and the person who tweeted finds it unfair that they didn't get to meet Mraz. They also asked how the experience was with a hint of curiosity.
@DavidArchie sat right behind JASON MRAZ!? UNFAAAAIIIRR gosh, i wanna meet Mraz more than anything haha! so how was it? *wink wink*
[ "1st day of school and so much things to do already!", "i'm worried about Algebra, Biology &amp; Statistics. i miss the old days when we called those Math &amp; Science. oh! i wish i were 5 again!", "david arrives at 6am. i wake up at ten..", "@Bluerain22 haha! what are they fighting for exactly? i'm so lost....
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