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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lilyofoz apologizes and mentions that they need 160, and adds a casual "lol" to their tweet. They also thank someone for following them.
@lilyofoz Nah my fault ..anyway we need 160.....apparently,lol!BTW thanks for the follow!
[ "@keithpscott Though it's evening..same!Aint been up long & on 4th cup of coffee..may take a while,son just informed me it's Thu not Fri!", "@johnlacey Gastonomically quite a distance from the beer battered fish'n'chips! Hope you find it satiating!", "@AskCarrieLee CVS is that like a genetic brand?Poor you...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kindly cast your vote for @tommcfly in the Mr. Twitter Universe competition!
And pls vote for @tommcfly on for mr twitter universe !
[ "wtf?! Why am I in the choice of ms twitter germany? who was it!? I don't want that :'D", "omg think there's something broken in my right elbow... It very hurts", "Vote for @tommcfly for mr twitter germany <3", "vote for @tommcfly dudes He must be the number one! ;)", "I want my phone back but i have...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's a beautiful night, but I feel too tired to take a lengthy stroll. I'm completely exhausted.
Lovely evening, really wish I had the energy to go for a long walk just shattered today...
[ "@marcusjroberts working on a Sunday sucks don't work too hard!", "@Kogenre lol did you spend long there? The sea was pretty today And it's still sunny!", "@Hey_Bawheed wish it was, I only had a wee scoof", "@rumdrunk LOL hubbys driving bought loads of gulshicks so away to find somewhere to pig out! Would...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The pleasant warmth of the sun in my lovely garden is being ruined by the unpleasant sound of a child's flute playing nearby.
i'm really enjoying the hot sun in my wonderful garden. BUT there's a child in the neighborhood who plays on the flute. it's horrible
[ "yeah new pic is online sitting in the garden and enjoying the sun.. (:", "@mileycyrus hey congratulations i really like "the climb"", "@TheKellanLutz hey u wanted to ask you which person of the twilight cast you like the most? ash and u looked awesome at mtv awards", "@mtvawards it's really ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @toosweet4rnr never fails to have music playing.
i can always count on @toosweet4rnr to be playing music
[ "@toosweet4rnr lol. u still rock. even w/o your tunes. i'll see ya later Mrs. </3.", "@toosweet4rnr - Rogue Wave – Eyes music video - your eyes look fine to me ♫", "@toosweet4rnr all in a clumsy attempt to make you smile that smile", "something had made me crave mexican food. nothing open this late th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This song is very rejuvenating - Michelle Branch ♫
...listening to this is just restorative Are you happy now - Michelle Branch ♫
[ "I really dig this tune Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs ♫", "@lauraserrato and imma be married two years in august! I think we have taken our time....n my kid getting older doesn't help we're ready!", "Now this takes me back to a simple time LOVE the 90's!! Shawn Colvin - Sunny Came Home ♫", "Damn it! Just finall...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tromboneforhire nearly caused me to have a geekgasm, but then I realized it was only on the website and not on the actual 360. Nonetheless, it's still pretty cool.
@tromboneforhire You almost gave me a geekgasm there...until I realized it was on the site and not the 360 itself. Still cool though
[ "@tromboneforhire I thought they already slimmed it down once? To me this just seemed like an attempt to come out with someone 'new'", "@scottisafool I had a analog tuner the MC team gave me few years ago. No inbox drivers, but WU handled it. WU drivers were pulled in Jan", "@Marshalus I was thinking hopefully...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Creating a presentation with images and/or video footage from the model and makeup shoot.
is working on a slideshow/video of the model/makeup shoot
[ "@NikkiMcLeod You're right Nikki. Zoe's course was brilliant", "is up & about. Think I'll work on some marketing today", "just took a break from GCSE revision with Faith to have some lunch. Watched the start of the Grand Prix", "Lots to catch up on then later on I'm going to be a "model" for ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @OMSVU, I feel really bad for you. If I could use emoticons right now, I would choose the sad face, angry face, frustrated face, sad face again, and donation face. Good luck!
@OMSVU That is horrible, if I had the board smilies available, i'd choose :sad: :angry: :gaah: :sad: and :donate: for you good luck!
[ "@OMSVU An INCREDIBLE channel that shows only crime dramas It works by running through a whole series b4 dropping it...SVU just came on it", "@spikezezel me dislikes, idc abt 'sweet home alabama' being ripped off, but the 'werewolves of london' ruining makes me sad", "@eoshipper4ever I am busy busy and depress...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I used to love drinking Pepsi, but when I started attending weight management classes and switched to water for 12 weeks, I ended up becoming addicted to Dr Pepper instead. Lol.
Pepsi was my addiction. I started weight management classes and drank water for 12 weeks. Now I'm addicted to Dr Pepper. lol
[ "Ahhhh!!!! I totally forgot I left my window down! It looked so nice outside when I got back from lunch.", "Janis Joplin - Leaving on a Jet Plane ~ I'm leaving tonight! I'll see you all Friday! ?", "Oh well. He ditched me for my brother on my birthday.", "Sometimes I hate living so far out in the countr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mrs_nickj07 agrees that the music was great, but also acknowledges that Nick did a great job with the sports last night.
@mrs_nickj07 I don't Want the music to end either But Nick Was Awesome With The Sports Last Night
[ "@ilovenickj4life Okay...I'll ask her then and see what she say", "@therealtiffany - HA! HA! I Want Some! lol", "Waiting for Jonas To Come On Un-Broke : What You Need To Know About Money!", "@jbfan10101 - Cool Pic! Love Him! Hott!", "@mrs_nickj07 I know eep! I can't wait for one more day....", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The hashtag #goodsex suggests that the person had a physically intense sexual encounter, to the point where their legs are sore the next day, as indicated by "lol" at the end of the sentence, potentially indicating a lighthearted or humorous ton...
#goodsex is when ur legs don't work the next day lol
[ "@vipvirtualsols you 2 can't say anything...if twitter went down right now you'd die lol", "@HalestormRocks what's up y'all! we've been rockin ur stuff here in OKC at da Katt! tune in at www.katt.com anytime!", "@BigOnce @savvii @seventy5 ty ladies for the #FF u rock!", "I think it may be time for some really...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ddlovato must be experiencing a tough time as losing her voice right before beginning her tour is not ideal.
I feel so bad for @ddlovato It must suck losing your voice right befor eyou kick off your tour!
[ "Make that an LG Shine :-P I had too much sugar at the theaters last night. I miss Spencerrrr", "hotmail hates me it's not opening my emails or letting me write emails (n)", "Last day with Keni on Monday I'll miss her so much when she leaves for her cruse in Greese and Italy.", "@TiffanyGiardina I have a qu...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @yonaa, currently riding the bus. He resides in said bus. It varies.
@yonaa I'm on bus now. He lives in that bus. Depends
[ "Why why why? I just wanna live like a spoil kid", "I'm hungry now. But I won't rice, I'm craving for soto ayam", "@PALONETTO APA PRATIKA GA LULUS? OH MY GOD, THAT LITTLE GIRL SHOULDN'T BE IN IPA! So sorry to hear that", "Watching Air Bud. Mum, Dad, I want a dog!!", "@disang iya, nyokap gue pernah berkata d...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm pretty sure you, Tanner, and Gare will shed tears at graduation.
@scoobaj i bet ur going to cry at graduation. tanner and gare too.
[ "there's this book I wanna buy but its always sold out! whoever keeps buying the last copy, you're a total FAIL!", "@chestersee uhmmmm, (still star stucked) Hiiiiii! just want you to know that you have a lot of fans here in the Philippines. take care.", "i miss doing nothing! JOKE! I have too much on my mind r...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm going to bed now. My dad scared me earlier when he accidentally cut his hand with the hedge trimmer and looked really pale. It was a terrible experience, but he's alright now. (Love)
goodnightt. dad proper scared me earlier, he sliced his hand on the hedge trimmer and went to white. it was horrible. he's okay noww. (L)
[ "this time last week i was getting excited to see jb. i can't believe it was almost a week ago. i don't like this. rewind?", "the @jonasbrothers better play 'turn right' , 'black keys' , 'fly with me' & 'much better' PLEASE. it will make my life.", "i miss @YaySnowDay it's been WAY too long since i last sa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The song is amazing! I wish I could talk to @TinaParol again.
Great song! I miss talking to @TinaParol
[ "@xlovesongx haha tama lang naman ung time.. haha ang liit nya. lol. but cute! but dati yoko sya eh. haha", "@xlovesongx nakakastress school ( haha but it wasn't enough eh.", "@svn8teen On the day of her birthday. That's holiday. No school. But it's at Alabang Town Center. Too far for me", "@mattpro13 There a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I played an amazing game on the PC.
@GabezRosales =[ i just played the awesomest possumest game on the pc
[ "@iamgaberosales HAHA i lol'd. i`m watching nick comment in my survey! )", "@GabezRosales we should plan an outing like, a week after FB is over. crash someone`s house & play GH like what i told you yesterday LOL.", "@GabezRosales SORRY NA. ) at least i`m almost at a thousand", "@iamgaberosales ) i`ll l...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Happy birthday, @therealsavannah!
@therealsavannah it's your birthday? or your dad's? either way, Happy birthday! lol.
[ "@TomFelton hey! can I get a shout out? LOL. pwetty pwease? wid cherries on twop? *pouts*", "I'm going to miss all of your tweets tweeple! I'll also definitely miss tweetin'! So I'll just make the most of twitter right now.", "@TomFelton Aww.. the pic in of you and the girl in collectormania looks so adorable!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @PaulineMJ, ensure you have fun as there will be other social events with your friends later in the summer.
@PaulineMJ there will be other parties/fun later in summer with your friends. make sure and have fun.
[ "2much fun, i just applied 2 be a presenter/host of a new tv indie show on scottish hauntings - thats so me! sounds perfect.", "@PaulineMJ hi did my twitter update about film Red EYe appear on my profile online? i note that it has now disappeared.?", "@DirtyGirl29 oh hell yes. lol. deffo. i cant wait 2 c him ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @2healthguru: We have been attempting to make something or someone unattractive appear attractive for many years. #hcmktg
@2healthguru But we've been doing lipstick on pigs for decades #hcmktg
[ "@mjcostajr On the other hand, I'll be there were a whole helluva lot of people washing their hands! Not a bad thing #hcsm", "@alainochoa Ugh! Indeed, but have been up since 2 a.m. unable to sleep through heavy thunderstorms here. Am wide-eyed and ready to go", "@StevenBarley Yup, for my 8th grader, too! I am ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I hope Sanjana Sharma is doing well and I'm sure your attachment has been downloaded. Good night and keep smiling.
@SanjanaSharma hope she is doing good, and am sure ur attachment is downloaded good nite keep smiling
[ "good morning twitter world , have a great day and keep smiling", "@ClaireL93 good morning, its still early morning, u can go back to sleep and sweet dreams", "@ascrivner come over to my place for a cup of tea", "@CookieMunstro23 yes do come to Goa Try my goan blogs and", "@Pagey_B u just seem to be wat...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ian_si, you're correct about both things. Therefore, I'm keeping my distance.
@ian_si you're right on both counts so I'm staying well away!
[ "@nottheword yup. Next wed to sunday yippeeeeeeee! Work wed and thur then fun!", "@ScottRhodie Ah, didn't know about it and no, hitting the gym, then the bed. I am crook", "@TaurusMarketing Also can't go to ABCC lunch the Consulate invited me to on 11th June as I'm in Melbourne Soon though!", "@peace_ I nee...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I will check with my mom and reply to you by tomorrow."
@ardenkhan sure i'll get back to you by tomorrow. I'll ask my mom to get.
[ "@paolo_miller by saying she's a dumb blonde, you become racist too. But what the heck.... she is a dumb blonde! LOL", "@sashapurse no problem let me know if you get to watch ustream", "@astroboyisgay ganyan talaga ang may mga taste. we love you guys.", "@tweryll oh wow this is where it all starts. I guess ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @KaiBass I'm not receiving much encouragement for my new self. Do you still have affection for me?
@KaiBass People are not being very supportive of the new me. You still love me though, right?
[ "@jj_orbeta And I'm screwed. NOT in a good way. haha", "@itsandre13 Actually it's "for one second." The tweet was too long, so I had to write '4' for 'for.'", "@MasterofWars I'm dead serious, but minions don't do it for you. What a shame and a big waste.", "@KaiBass SOOOOOOOOORY BAAAAAAABE I was dr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Devon and I are dressed stylishly for Jason and Amy's wedding. We have taken some adorable photos.
devon and i are looking STYLIN' for jason and amy's wedding! we got some super cute pics
[ "@rocksmyworld Oh cool, that link worked. Thanks! Love your photos.", "Hurrah! My resins turned out lovely = new craft show inventory and some new items for my shop COMING SOON", "Yay leaving work in 10 minutes! Half days = awesome.", "i wish i had a freaking book or something. devon is back with the guys ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @lorenbaker, just wanted to let you know that I am from Britain and work in the US market primarily. However, I have been living in Jordan since 1984. Unfortunately, I couldn't DM you because we are not following each other.
@lorenbaker Hi, I'm British, work for the US market mainly, but I've been based in Jordan since 1984 Couldn't d you since ur not follwng
[ "@jonleeclark Hi Jon, interesting tweets! Nice to meet you.", "@AlanBleiweiss Oh wow, thanks Alan. It's @RuudHein 's question but I'm interested too: thanks.", "@Harith I'm really glad to hear that. How's your health now? 2009 seems to be turning out quite a good year.", "@TheNanny612 I hope you're feeling a ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The Fever Series by Karen Marie Moning is a must-read or must-listen, it's addicting! The fourth book, Dreamfever, will be released in August and I can't wait!
read or listen to the Fever Series by Karen Marie Moning! Its addicting! Dreamfever bk4 comes out in August can't wait!
[ "@moradae you doing ok w/that? i thought id freak at 30 but it wasn't that bad! i was still young in the 30 crowd! LOL ill b 34 n NOV", "anybody know where i can find TMI fanmixes? are there any?", "then when i went to make some tea, a full box of toothpicks fell out of the cabinet and spilt all over the floor....
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Spending the night with my attractive best friend @ariscetocrat! Follow her! Good night everyone!
In bed with my sexy ass best friend @ariscetocrat! Follow her bitchass! Lol good night yalllll!
[ "@erickoston hahaha I like that pic! You look like a child", "& la crooks familia.. @therulingelite follow them they're down ass nigguhs free @aj_crooks hope you get my artwork soon haha !", "What makes me happy.. Watermelon! Maseratis! Marc Jacobs! Sprinkles cupcakes! Being pretty! Weed! LAKERS BEATING RO...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @rdeal1 Of course. While I am not opposed to getting a tattoo, I don't believe it's necessary to pay for someone to inflict pain upon me.
@rdeal1 Sure. I could get a tattoo, but I don't think I should pay someone to give me pain.
[ "@MargotCross: I think the same hyper banning crew at Digg have come to Twitter.", "@Lotay Yes and sadly, I'm also older than Tetris.", "@LtGenPanda Yes! Me too. I'm not seeing half of the Tweets. Maybe this is the issue.", "@TxPhoenix - As I live and breathe...HELLO! Great to see you!", "@shiner76 Glad to...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @igloomom is happy and excited to see you, and suggests following @donniewahlberg, @jordanknight, @joeymcintyre, @dannywood, and @jonathanrknight.
@igloomom YAY! So glad to see you Click on these to follow them: @donniewahlberg @jordanknight @joeymcintyre @dannywood @jonathanrknight
[ "Watching A Perfect Storm... it's at the part where he goes overboard--I HATE this part", "@aplusk Really funny video of "Total Eclipse of a Heart" Thought you'd like it!", "So much for my plans tomorrow =/ dog won't stop barking at the party outside my door, in turn continually waking up the &quo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm having a quick breakfast before hitting the gym, and unfortunately, my beloved camera is broken, which is hindering my professional and HNT plans.
A light breakfast before I head to the gym... My lovely camera no longer works - upsetting both professional and HNT plans
[ "It takes a lot to stop me cooking. Toothache returns- grim!!! We will now eat take away from the local curry house", "@MsPonita naps are great Congratulations on your run", "@carnalis it was an excellent meal - will divulge fooderotica later ;-) woke with toothache in the night City walk for exercise today",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @c_s15 believed that a certain game would not work on their PS3, and the tweeter mentions owning a 60GB BC model but still experiencing difficulty in getting the game, Worms Pinball (PS1), to work on their PS3. They express disappointment in thi...
@C_S15 Thought that might be the case, though I do have a 60GB BC model. Worms Pinball (PS1) doesn't work on PS3, sad faec
[ "@Johnboyy Yay hopefully @OPM_UK 33 will be waiting for me when I get home - any @Rocket_Minions action this month?", "@RocketMinx The beach! Jealous face. V sunny here today, off to mates' WTFBBQ this afternoon, can't wait", "@C_S15 Nice, though I can honestly say I had no clue what was going on there! Started...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @AmMarvellous, I believe it should be set to go up during rehearsal on Tuesday, although I won't be in attendance.
@AmMarvellous I haven't been near it, but I think it's supposed to be ready to go up at Tuesday's rehearsal. But I won't be there
[ "@AmMarvellous I'm sorry things are so rubbish for you right now Will carry on praying, but I really have to go - lots to do today! Love x", "@FemmeFartale LOL! As regards fake tan, tesco value fake tan (who knew?) mixed with nivea works rather nicely", "@misswhiplash Cake! Was going to buy the hummingbird bak...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cleolinda What kind of beverage could have possibly led to a dream of such bizarre nature?!!
@cleolinda What the hell did you drink before you went to bed to have a dream like that?!!
[ "The suckage on Yahtzee continues. It is so bad.", "Guess it's time to go do something constructive now.", "Wow - I am in such a bad mood. Why is it that sometimes something said by someone annoying can just ruin your whole damn day?", "Too hot to sleep last night, dragging this morning. Hello Monday. B...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @bryan_white, referring to my friend Natasha as a die hard fan.
@bryan_white i know you are talking about my friend natasha when you say die hard fan
[ "@DonnieWsGirl32 I think he's done I'm gonna get to bed. I will talk to ya later. Good night! and good night 2 u @DonnieWahlberg love ya!", "Love it when my boyfriend doesn't answer his phone", "I'll be back in a few. At my mom's on her computer but I have to go home and twitter from my phone which sucks", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @miss_london is doing well. They're munching on minty candies and keeping negative thoughts to themselves.
@miss_london goooooood. breaking my teeth on minties and hiding bad thoughts
[ "really wants to cuddle up with someone and sleep. definitely my 11:11 wish", "@marcofratelli nope. i have a smile online and well, i can still wave", "the air con isn't working properly. it's still freaking cold in here", "@Gripping it just looks so much neater than public schools. i didn't like our blazer,...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've been at Netball since early morning and just got back home now, it's almost the end of the day.
gah have been at Netball since 8:30 this morning... only just got back...its almost 5:30
[ "@prettiebillie lmoa well to bad. Oh & no movie night at mine next week. Relos comming down & staying at mine", "OK going to clean the back windows....one hell of a job. Will twitter a pretty clean picture later", "@jesssicax lOl well when I eventually get the DVD's you can come up and visit me & we...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I thought I acted like a heathen for not going to church today but actually, I'm not worried about it because I'm focusing on personal meditation and devotional practices. Just kidding about the heathen part! Lolz.
I feel like at heathen.....SIIIKE..lolz! I didnt go to church today...but not trippin' cus im on the personal meditation/devotional tip
[ "@christinatj lolz! yupperz i guess so...cah-raaazee.. and sad at the same time b/c clearly he didnt intend to die...", "@Mr80zBabi i woulda shared witya but iaint even make em...i just ate 3 sloppy joes *feelingsick* enjoy yo scrimpz lol!", "@LolaAM same here. i was scurred when it hailed", "@erikflowchild ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @grooveworksENT wishes they could do something, but they have finals to deal with.
@grooveworksENT If only I could .. I got finals.. boooo
[ "@grooveworksENT Lmao yeah.. I'm still not fully legal Damn you doin big things tho", "@xxLontexx Easy to say. Haha. Gaaah. You guys on Twitter that are out of school make me sad. I should just stay off Twitter", "... So now what's gonna happen to the Kobe & Lebron Puppet commercials? I liked them", "@gr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Honestly, I just realized that I got a new bracelet tonight. Oops, my bad...haha.
Real talk: so i just realized i scored a new bracelet tonight. sorry...lol.
[ "Who thinks i can convince my dad to buy me beer?", "Chiinese & real talk was daashit. now starbucks anyone?", "Tonight just seemed like a great night to get shwasted.", "I wish i could afford the max bemis song shop.", "Wont sleep til i kno my lil cousins ok. but happy mothers day to all my friends mo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm at my breaking point!! I feel like hitting someone! #dannygokeyislove #dannygokeyislove
I don't know how much longer I can do this!! I really want to punch someone right now! #dannygokeyislove #dannygokeyislove
[ "well its the first official week of summer!!---summer '09 is going to be unforgettable!! night all! <3", "@THETRUTH117 I have no idea but I can't wait to hear it!!", "didn't even smoke any hooka---but still feels a little sick just from being around the smoke. no me gusta", "@TeeFly I REALLY need my pun...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I have a desire to be more skilled at styling my hair but currently lack the ability and feel inadequate."
i wish i knew how to do more things with my hair i suck
[ "i want sheer cover!!! i wish i had money but i gotta pay for my drivers liscence and i booked the next 3 weeks off work for schoolll", "it's no fun being up til 6am doing homework. thats what you get for procrasinating", "ouuu cant wait for PSP Go i hope kingdom hearts is made for that instead of normal psp c...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's about the dark glasses that are a must-have for F1 in hot weather.
@storagebod nah its the obligatory dark glasses you see on snippets of F1 for hot climes
[ "@ianhf looks mightily expensive plus i'm chained to meeting rooms all day whens beerage?", "@hany_michael you know if there is a memory hack for vsphere yet? i cant run it on my WS6 setup", "@storagebod RE Blogpost on Enterprise storage...sounds like you've commoditised it in one blog post", "@jpiscaer make...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'll try to be as positive as possible even though I have to work on my birthday.
Ok, so I work on my birthday... I'm gonna be as optimistic as I can be
[ "@MissAlexaMarion glad to hear that! I'm pretty good, worked a lot today, but I needed the hours though so it's not bad in the long run.", "Why should I huh?? You obviously saw my channel, saw that I had videos and didn't subscribe! lol jk I'm not an asshole", "I feel like going on blogtv but I can't right no...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cozylady previously had many female friends, but her phone would always die by 4 pm. Now, she only follows the New Kids on the Block. @JonathanRKnight's tweets serve as her bedtime story.
@cozylady I used to have all the wimminz...phone died by 4pm. Now its only NKOTB. @JonathanRKnight can wake me up w/his tweets nightly.
[ "@wizbiff I'm soooo tired and my feet are killing me. Totally worth it", "@ccal4321MD Just got ur tweet...sorry. Yes, I'm going to Boston.", "@CherubNkotb I jam it up every night. Just singing aloud 2nite.", "@CindyheartsJon u know our man will tweet so ill see u here", "@sarahmarina mmm hmmm and big big b...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @In4merz, instead of what you sent me, you could have sent me some Miley Cyrus in the mail instead xxx.
@In4merz u could of sent me sum mileycyrus in the post instead xxx
[ "i had the most horrible splinter lucky my mum was there to get it out, she is amazing", "@perezhilton thanks for makin me puke haha thank u for being nice towards miley", "its 8 22 am, im so tired work for 6 hours plus i have an interview thing which i cba tbh xx", "i havent got a myspace comment since m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's great that you and your partner can learn to sew together, even if he's better at it than you are.
@LaTeaDolly So he sews better than you? At least the best thing about it is you both learn together.
[ "@cathy_cochina40 I thought he did...hmm well at least we see he has one now.", "@cochina_forever Share! I have all his Mindfreaks on DVD LOL! That sounds weird LOL", "@KiwiBeck You can still tell @JonathanRKnight what you want to say, he reads the board, and I am sure he reads his tweets. It will be ok.", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm going to bed after finishing HP&OOTP, and I'm prepared for work tomorrow. Today was exhausting.
Calling it a night. - After HP&OOTP has finished im going to bed, ready for work tomorrow Today has been...
[ "Sunsunsunn I need to ring my best mate and see how he's doing. It's been too long since I last saw him.", "@Mcflying_Kim haha my window cleaner is really old lolx", "morrrrrning world party last night was gooooooood im waiting for someone to upload the photos on facebook so i can i have a nosy xxx", "Los...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kovshenin seems to imply that the content is still too extensive, and the best approach is yet to be determined.
@kovshenin Hmm I guess that means it is still too long trying to find the best formula for it still.
[ "@nadinesaupeart Sweet - I wish we were weekly oh well maybe one day. You have a fun weekend?", "@rmolden well Sydney must be Monday night, even more of a time confusion hope you had a good one!", "@bengillam Well if I keep my old and get a new, I think I might do 'that' to my old one just to see", "@joegre...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @darksbane, this one also does not have the option for manual settings.
@darksbane the manual settings aren't available on this one, either
[ "@BadAstronomer what are these ones called?", "@katofawesome sadness! I hope you have a lovely day anyway", "@Aydsman I'm exhausted! But hyperactive. I predict that my manic state will lead to a crash and burn tomorrow afternoon. How are you?", "@eviealison yes sorry. Account fail between @Aaron_Perkins and ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: JasonGloverNZ, I appreciate your email and think you're awesome. I'm a fan of the "Mum's tips" concept. ;)
@JasonGloverNZ Hey Jason, thanks for your email mate, you are a legend Love the "Mum's tips" idea ;p
[ "@betterbudgeting @KeepingItRich I'd love to get your feedback on @PocketSmith, a cashflow forecasting web app from NZ. Regards", "@TheFinanceCoach @TheParaplanner I'd love to get your feedback on @PocketSmith, a cashflow forecasting web app from NZ. Merci beaucoup", "'If you have reached the age of 25, I've a ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm attempting to boost LVaTT's position on the trending topic list. This is the greatest album ever.
Trying to get LVaTT higher up on the trending topic list. Best. Album. Ever.
[ "@Jared_ YEAHHHHH BABY. Haha. I'm super super super excitededed.", "Cutest cast ever. I love this show.", "Just got back from a morning walk with mum. It's such a nice day!", "Fast times at Barrington High is a great album.", "Relaxing. This day has been amazing. I slept for most of it. Ms Biddle will be ha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I completed rearranging the furniture in my room and now I need to tidy up my clothes and take a shower.
Just finished moving/adding/subtracting furniture from my room, now I have to put all my clothes back in order and showerrrr
[ "@A2RON I hate it when that happens Like all there is is like vegetables and fruits and stuff h actually have to cook", "Watching The Blair Witch Project...women+maps=disaster Sorry ladies Haha Jk", "@leneux nope. Apple is prbly laughing at us all right now Bastards >:0", "Apple is laughing at all of u...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Goodnight Lane! Today was enjoyable talking to you. Remember to check the links."
@Lane_Kincaid Night Lane!!! thank you for today, it was so much fun talking to you! dont forget abt the links!
[ "@figgybean @Karabella74 I wanna party with her too! sucks to live so far...", "@figgybean so tell me about you, chica...how have you been, what have you been doing? when are you coming ovah!", "@hellivina but ur having a great time, I hope! Im ok...living. LOL.", "@Lane_Kincaid I dont know if it is "w...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Andrea tweeted "@YoungQ is it because you love us so much, that you just can't walk away? <3"
@YoungQ Because you love us so much? And just can't walk away?? &lt;3 Andrea
[ "@Amandaalmondjoy What airline are you flying? I don't know any airlines who give you anything more than a drink and a snack. Andrea", "@JonathanRKnight Hey! I thought there was a pool party at your house today? Nothing to do between 5 and 11? Andrea", "@ebassman @CrunchyK GIDDY UP! Thank you! The stage looks...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hi Tom McFly, I saw your band play at Pushover. Unfortunately, I couldn't meet you because of the long line. I was upset about it, haha. A message from you would make up for it!
@tommcfly hey saw u guys play @ pushover..didn't get 2 meet u tho cuz of th HUGE line i was very upset ='( lol..a msg would make up 4 it!
[ "@drakebell OMIGOSH DRAKE!!! love your work xxxxx missed your tweets", "@tommcfly hi love u, did you guys watch (or play) any AFL footy when you were here in australia? xoxoxxoxox", "@dougiemcfly hey saw u guys play @ pushover..didn't get 2 meet u tho cuz of th HUGE line i was very upset lol..a msg would mak...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm running out of space on my iPod for apps.
:/ Only have one and a bit screens left on my iPod for apps
[ "In from school now. Going to do a Follow Friday today", "@Wilkster11 Yea, I'm pretty bored already and I still have another two and a half months of it to go", "@Wajod AQA no cw maths? I don't think I done too bad in the calc paper but really really fucked up in non calc What about you?", "Morning everyone!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hi there! No problem! There are several amazing blogs about the Amalfi Coast and I believe it would be interesting to feature them on italytutto.
@italytutto Ciao! Sure thing! There are some great blogs on the Amalfi Coast &amp; I think that would make a fun feature for italytutto.
[ "@italylogue You made it to the museum! Was so lovely to meet you yesterday in Sorrento! The day was just too short! Next time.. Amalfi!", "@ItalianAmerGirl Ciao! Your family is from the north and the south... more places to visit when you come to Italy!", "@kellyrfeller Just let me know if you have any other...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I witnessed a deceased person close to a flipped over SUV, approximately 10 yards away from it.
Just saw a dead body about 10 yards from him flipped suv.
[ "Waiting room at the dentist. There's a man in here with very sad eyes and it's kinda breaking my heart", "Getting two wisdom teeth pulled in about 20 mins. I'm sated FENTRUCK tonight!", "Just saw a dead body about 30 feet from his flipped suv.", "Having a shitty day People are fucking bothering me way too ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: According to Ducky on NCIS, the ethical individual is aware that infidelity is morally wrong, whereas the moral person may not be opposed to it.
&quot;the ethical man KNOWS it is wrong to cheat on his wife, while the moral man wouldn't&quot; - ducky on NCIS
[ "it's really amazing how much more comfortable i am singing since i started voice lessons", "@valenbfm choir competitions are fail, but the bus rides are fun", "why is nick jonas so cute? why. why. why. MACY!! MACY JUST CAME!!! KEV/MACY!!!", "talking to this super preppy girl. her boyfriend is a manwhore and...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning, Tom! I hope you and your group are enjoying yourselves over there. Do you have any information on when we can expect to listen to the new songs? X
@tommcfly Morning Tom hope you and the guys are having fun over there! any idea when we can expect to hear the new songs yet..? x
[ "@Abbiee_dude LOL, no worries! sorry for randomly replying, haha. take care x", "@grimmers Good luck for the start of your new show tonight, Grimmy! I'll be tuning in x", "@tommcfly Oh Tom... seems you guys have had an eventful time over there. Get back to England.. we miss you! x", "@Fearnecotton I know!!...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Saying goodnight to Twitter followers and getting some rest for an early morning that includes a breakfast of scrambled eggs on toast.
night night tweeps having an early night and an early morning so i have time for breakfast! scrambled eggs on toast
[ "@princesspixel Greece scored quite high for the camp man jumping about showing his nipples and dancing on what looked like a big stapler", "pic of my delicious home made sushi! it was yummy!", "Ok i'll rise but i won't shine! i'm up early after going to sleep really late :'( and i think i might have training...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Psymonkee, I accomplished it, the issue is that you have to come to a halt eventually.
@Psymonkee I did that, problem is you have to stop eventually
[ "@BBelle I think it was about on a par with HSM", "Well that's all the Knothole Island achievements wrapped up", "@SilentHitoshura I agree Quite looking forward to it, been a while since I wanted to play a wii game!", "@bluehero Off to work shortly Home at 11pm then hopefully a bit of Star Ocean and have to...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Good morning everyone! Just a short and sweet tweet this morning. I have to get ready for work. Remember that job I took even though I didn't really want it?
morning world.. just a quickie (oh saucy) in the morning... got to get ready for work, remember the job i got but didnt want but took it
[ "@moanyboot oooohhh noooooo!! the PDE a day behind so not online today, its sat news 2day. Im going to get one shortly I'l let u know", "@BigMickTait you seem to be having a lot of bad days lately. sympathies", "anybody see bblb earlier? why cant I get into it this time? I think it must be me coz im usually a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @shaundiviney, I received a message but couldn't access it because I have a text saver instead of a money credit. I feel sad now. What should I do? XOXO.
@shaundiviney i got a messgae but it didnt work cause i have a text saver not like money credit im sad now. wat do i do?? xoxo
[ "just got back from a walk across the bridge with my sister. had to walk back in the rain", "@andyclemmensen - one word drescibes this picture... FROTHHHH!!!!!!! :O xoxox", "@Ally_Bitches haha yeaa. so sad tho best movie but", "lets make @andyclemmensen a trendy topic. add #andyclemmensen in ur twitters"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: We had a hectic day and managed to meet all of our deadlines, but unfortunately, we missed out on #followfriday. We will make up for it later.
Wow, we were busy today! We met all of our deadline, yeah! But we missed #followfriday Now we're gonna catch up, yeah!
[ "China's a tough place for pups &amp; via @wsj", "@indymom Oh, no! 10:08 and storm rolling in, have to say the day was pawsome!!", "@Sammie_Shiba BOL! sometimes I get to wash the plates, but only if it's food fit fur me to eats", "@gingeebee Hope you made it thru the storms OK last night", "@indymom BO...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hello @ABPink, there's a book aimed at girls that talks about 10 reasons to avoid falling in love or something like that.
@ABPink hiya, some girlie book....10 reasons why not to fall in love....or something
[ "@Jantunstill haha wonder why? is yours still in a pot?", "@leemacdonald Ahh I bet a few women fancied you too", "@HollySquirrel No maybe I should but I am fat which isn't good", "Morning all.....not looking forward to today at all.....got to go to the dentist at 12:10pm about my tooth with the missing fillin...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @nakedboy I discovered a way to prevent hangovers. I haven't experienced one since the start of 2008.
@nakedboy I figured out how to avoid hangovers... I havent had one since like... new years '08
[ "@ChadLovesMariah hes a useless fug brute/ complete d'bag hillbilly... i hope they go after him for child support", "@dirrtyxx iAm NOT a man whore, ha... With respect: stfu", "Good morning peoples... glad I woke. Up early enough to go workout... Then something tasty for breakfast", "@ScotJock as a Chicagoan I...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mkins have to wait a couple of days to find out what the Selly Oak A&amp;E recommends, but I will be bedridden for a period of time. Definitely an inconvenience.
@melkins Need to wait a few days to get the local verdict from Selly Oak A&amp;E but I'm going to be laid up for a while. Dur indeed
[ "My ankle bone has slipped so I have to have op after all Currently in Selly Oak hosp waiting to find out when. Fizz tweet-up denied!", "First full council meeting - not convinced big screens are really necessary but the effort is appreciated", "@supercoolkp Hope it's as quick &amp; pain-free as it can be. Ke...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I recently viewed the set list for JB's upcoming world tour and it disappoints me that they will not be performing my favorite song "Goodnight & Goodbye" during their live shows.
hmmm. just saw the set list for JB world tour. i'm sad they aren't going to sing &quot;goodnight&amp;goodbye&quot;. its my fave in live performances.
[ "@Nileyin2009 I saw the pics of Mustin fighting! they made my day. glad to find someone else who believes Niley will happen again.", "off to the pool with mom and ally. n.weis is there, so this should be fun!", "i hate when gay store people follow the rules! grrr! i dont want to wait til tomorrow. it's too far ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @lilmomz is inviting Ellen and Portia to Karaoke night and will send them invites.
@lilmomz I'll send invites to Ellen and Portia now! I'm sure they'd love Karaoke night!
[ "@kpmuse01 yay!! Anything for you m'dear! And me and @lilmomz do what we can", "@kpmuse01 I'm sure that you can get into all sorts of trouble! I can't wait to see what trouble you cause in the BH. ^-^ It'll be fun!", "@lilmomz Lol, well, my snoring might be scary, but then again, I dunno if I snore or not", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @SlapheadBlade, you had the opportunity to complete all the necessary documentation the day before.
@SlapheadBlade You could have done all that paperwork yesterday.
[ "@ashleymoran Actually, talking of accidentally bumping in to organizers, @Ianibbo has been known to pay a visit to the Sheaf.", "@JonRowe Was supposed to just have the afternoon off, started early and realised nothing that I could do so took the whole day off.", "sat in man airport. need to get my miles back u...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @FROactiv, I really enjoyed it as a replacement for me. If only I didn't have an allergy to soy, I would be eating a lot of Morningstar Farms products right now.
@FROactiv it was a great substitute for me. god, i wish i weren't allergic to soy. i'd be all up IN some morningstar farms right now.
[ "@shopbatty you may have to email the tech support ppl. that's odd.", "@sherealcool good lord. i'm so sorry it wasn't more fun for you. now i don't feel quite as terrible about missing it.", "@vanitysnob sarafina is too much sometimes. but i love the songs.", "@sassycrass thank you, girl. i went out, drank...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If I update my status to "HELL YEAH," can I bypass the waitlist?
@hotel_max if i change my status to HELL YEAH can i skip the waitlist?
[ "@thecoveted is your blog down? i can't get to it", "@agentnoir you too girl...so glad i have a date with you &amp; @alixrose on friday", "@erikahendrix yay! go girl. i had to have two really difficult conversations here at work. finally i took a deep breath &amp; just did it", "thanks to my lovely ladies @te...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @scoobysnacksfix can't believe Snacklet will be turning two next week! Time has flown by so fast! I'm sorry I missed your birthday, hun.
@scoobysnacksfix Can't believe Snacklet is 2 next week!! That's gone so fast! Sorry again I missed you birthday hun
[ "@greeneash - What a cute pic You're both so beautiful!", "@HisBlueEyes Poor Baby I still love you &lt;3", "@scoobysnacksfix You know I love you Becky *huge, massive, squishing hugs* I hate that you are are feeling so sad", "@StewartKris It sucks that both yours and @PattinsonRobT's twitters were hacked...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @roboholic expresses frustration towards people who steal from fans and threatens to show them in person. They also mention a picture of a crazy woman.
@roboholic Aaargh... you rob fans... One day, when and if we meet,I will show u myself what i mean.. oh did u see the crazy woman pic?
[ "@samarowais oh you're in UAE as well? Same here. Freelance writer? Wow... great talent; writing!", "@bgbrwneyesNY But but... gravy is yummmyy.. and sauce is... tomato-ey! what were u having it with by the way?", "@bgbrwneyesNY hm... i don't I can recommend any white chocolates though.. you have to move to the...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Sorry to hear that, please don't cry. It's sad to see both of you crying.
@systemchildren awww im so sorry! please stop crying! i hate to see u both crying! it kinda makes me sad ..
[ "@systemchildren hii sarah! do you know why is Lisa crying??", "watching The City! until my mom goes out to a party so i can talk with yall", "@eelectroshockk i've been amazing! just a little down cuz my bff is sad but besides that im fiiinee! so what r u doing?", "@systemchildren ohh im really sorry! im go...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Arruniel reminded me to retweet it myself. Thanks!
@Arruniel Oh thanks for reminding me! Meant to retweet that my own bad self
[ "Ralph Nader Accuses Terry McAuliffe of Suppressing Votes //Sadly, I'd bet that actually works for Terry", ".@Marielhemingway But you had the good agent, the good luck, or just the good sense to avoid that decent into hell", "@bradjshannon No, #p2 at the time had a diversity mission. But OTHERs felt it w...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Someone suggested that a particular event would happen at 12:01am EDT in just a few minutes, while another person suggested it wouldn't happen until 10:00pm EDT on the 17th, but the original tweeter has no idea which one is correct.
@kainicmue Somebody said 12:01am EDT (as in 7 minutes) and somebody else said 10:00pm EDT (on the 17th). No idea.
[ "It is SO NICE outside today! I can't wait to go to a park with my family! Just hope nobody calls me from work (I am on call this weekend)", "@kainicmue Looks like 12:01 is a no go. Time for bed.", "@MelKirk Sorry about your tummy ache! I had stomach issues ALL DAY yesterday, so I can sympathize with you. Hope...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @davcar11 I just realized that England scored. It's characteristic of them to qualify after starting badly at Twenty20.
@davcar11 Oh hadnt noticed england score. typical them qualifying after bad start at Twenty20
[ "@judysteapot I guess it's cold with u today then?! it's cooler than last wkend here, but still reasonably warm here, sorry", "just having a sit down for 15 minutes b4 I head out to hairdressers. been hoovering/dusting for the last wee while", "@libbyoliver We can open windows but theres no breeze coming in. o...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @drewseeley is expressing disappointment about having to work until 6.
@drewseeley NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i have to work until 6
[ "@suitelifeofkell haha me too! it reminds me and my daddy of the monkee's old show same here can't wait! lol. WHATTT?", "@mitchelmusso Haha, i thought your cd came out last tuesday. i went to walmart and looked every where for it. haha darn, 3 more days! !!!", "@suitelifeofkell that's freakin' cooool i lo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: That doesn't sound good. I'm only doing it on a small level - raising chickens, making compost, and occasionally growing vegetables that survive.
@dougggie that sounds bad I'm just doing it on a mini scale - chickens, compost and the occasional surviving vegetable!
[ "@MarianKemmer sympathy much appreciated thought I should start off with a clean slate so to speak, I get so stressed wiith this stuff", "@wonder_nat oooh, yummy, it'd be just like being 6 all over again", "our littlest hen is looking a bit miserable, hope it's not the return of being egg-bound", "@joanna19...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cattysheba haha, it's an enjoyable method to improve my language skills and meet new people ;-)
@cattysheba hehe , it's a nice way to make my language a bit better . It's fun and it's a great way to make friends ;-)
[ "Reinstalling windows on 2 laptops .. This will keep me busy for a few minutes on a rainy sunday afternoon", "Ok I'm awake now Morning / Evening y'all ;-)", "My back hurts ! I need a holiday !", "@Daddys_pet haha I was at a wedding last night = headache now -&gt; cold shower ;-) it's 10.15am overhere , ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JonathanRKnight, I'm currently up and studying, feeling bored. I wish I were in California, where I could watch your attractive brother perform Full Service.
@JonathanRKnight i'm awake doing homework. blah. wishing i was in cali watching your sexy brother sing full service
[ "So happy that I can live vicariously through other NKOTB girls when they go to shows!", "@JonathanRKnight damn you made me hungry! thanks for doing the spring tour it was fantastic. get some rest feel better! u r amazing", "@helloktjunkie ya know i have no idea. its kinda creepy but i cant stop looking at it",...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The Genie is awake now so they can make as much noise as they want without feeling guilty.
YEY Genie's up!! Now I can make ALL the noise in the world... and not feel bad. hehehehehe
[ "GODDAMN that was fun!! Now headin to Dom's to BBQ and chill out after pickin up some grub at A&amp;J's. UP &amp; Blue Label Gonnabe a GREAT day!!", "damn that nap felt AWESOME. I really don't wanna read though. But ya gotta do whatcha gotta do. Only like 100 pgs left. Then short paper.", "Finally got myself ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Just so you know, @johana95 and I are definitely planning on seeing you guys live again. The last time I saw you was probably at Bamboozle Left. @iamjonathancook
@iamjonathancook ps--@johana95 &amp; I ARE DEFINATELY PLANNING to see you guys live..again. last time for me was prbly bamboozle left?
[ "tht last tweet about being/becoming somebody, hollywood/la, &amp; 18...had grammatical errors. it bugs me. too lazy to go back &amp; edit. jsyk", "@tayylornocon AHHH!! HEY! u know what i forgot to ask u for? yer number&amp;myspace! all those hello hollywood pics u took!! haha whtsup tho?", "Called my momma in ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Vishal received a lot of criticism for simplifying something. It was more difficult than anticipated.
@vishal_c Yeah. Got a lot of flak for changing it. Who knew simplifying something was so difficult?
[ "@Whacky Not tracked her cubicle mate. Yup i finished my lunch. Without getting the drool all over the floor", "@thecomicproject 3rd front poster is simple and best #IndiaVotes09", "@iruleatwork the hindi one i guess. was browsing thru wen i saw it ppl vote continuously dude. Movies fall off the list within...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @iDREAMofMIMI is saying that she's having a hair emergency and needs help.
@iDREAMofMIMI Hey chica...im having a hair crisis!!! Mayday Mayday! Man down code 10!!!
[ "@jdee313 Damn, I rlly need 2 getmy motivation up to go out more. Ive only been to Premium once...Im always missin the good stuff", "Man o man...I'm just gonna go to bed...this is so sad n painful! Me tryna find somethin to do that aint uhe club or my man! I'm all set!", "@Candi_Cain lol...i WISh i cld b bored...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Wow, you are so productive! If it helps, I can come over on Thursday after bootcamp.
@gnomeangel goodness! you're efficient!! I can come over Thursday after bootcamp, if it'll be any use to you
[ "@giishu you'd love @timminchin !! we'd have a great night out!", "@theshepherdsdog I actually took a pile of clothes off the chair to take the pic! And I dumped them unceremoniously on the floor", "early to bed (for me!) after a nice night in with Thai food, Bones, Castle and good company", "@Fuzzie_74 than...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @skater1987, I'm fine, thank you. How about you? Yes, it's a good night, haha.
@skater1987 i am good thank-you! how are you? yess i am! it's a good night hehe
[ "@emilykatekate why thankyou buttercup how're you? OMGOSH i saw that on the newsss.. the dog story. krazeh!", "oh. em. geez. passion pit single of week on itunes ahh it's NEAT-oh", "@aimeejaybird hey babes! my dad leaves for cali in 19 days! but i won't be joining him.. some stuff arose.. and i have to save my...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The intended message is that there is no issue with starting right away.
@unbekkant its suppose to say you can go ahead and start if you want
[ "@apercheddove im driving around again because i seen jeremie and no you", "@apercheddove okay! I will talk to you tomorrow then.", "I'm terrified of spiders and never realized it until tonight.", "@APerchedDove I guess we just be stuff together. Sounds good to me.", "Is a sad girrrrl because Elvis can't...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Lovely_London, I must say, you have an excellent taste in music!
@Lovely_London You got some great taste of music may I say!
[ "The Sounds and Tony The Beat ... Yeah again, but I really feel like rocking!!! ?", "RB via @OkamiMars: Dan Auerbach � Heartbroken, In Disrepair ... This song is so doooog! ?", "@buffywoo Officially.. melted here.. *listening the song and sighs deeply* That song just makes me melt..", "@jradc You know ho...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I regret not doing my assignment in pencil, as it is getting messier and messier. I give up and will not be submitting it.
*sigh* My assignment is becoming uglier and uglier. I should have done this in pencil after all. Gonna have to cancel handing this up
[ "@charmwitch @xelhes Oh wait, sorry! I just realized beach sandals = flip flops. You guys and your English How come they don't allow it!?", "I should delete my twitter, you guys, I'm just torturing you all with my crap", "@feeru I demand to know who's this friend with a Wii becos I wanna join a Wii party when ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @beauche is correct. You possess an abundance of love for everyone. My mistake.
@beauche That's right. You have enough love for all. I stand corrected.
[ "@timTech This is a travesty. How can you not sing? Oh, Escape Plan, we could've had it all...", "@beauche Wow. No good morning from you or anything... ::sigh:: I guess Jason just doesn't love me anymore.", "R won't be in today. Boooooooo! Now I'm sad. I haven't seen her since Thursday.", "@eventaussie Poo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I am frustrated that I can't change my profile picture. It's annoying. I wish I could see Austin right now. Oh, and by the way, I just saw a mothball.
grawr,why cant I change my picture! Haha this is so aggravating. I totally feel like seeing austin right now I just saw a moth ball.
[ "Yay! LJ later chick fil a or baskin robins? I think I want some waffle fries. I need to hit up hastings and best buy ;)", "@BrianaJayy he is quite cute Hahaha he shouldve toured with demi or something? wait no,then she wouldve been all &quot;gangster&quot;?", "@BrianaJayy 112 more days until my birthday ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @x__dickhead, thank you for making my yesterday and today awesome. You're amazing!
@x__dickhead You're a lesbian Thankies for also making yesterday and today so AMAZEEEE xoxo
[ "@AngelIbarra And to you as well Thank you loads for yesterday. You all kicked ass I hope Nick showed you the picature xoxo", "@aidengigteam Hiya Bev! I saw you at Angel with Adele aha You gonna be at the Manchester gig in June? xoxo", "@bronaghbear Haha yes that Nick Thankies hun ^^) Did you get your Lost...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @preethzzz - I appreciate your motivating words! Excited to collaborate with you soon!
@preethzzz Thanks a bunch for the encouraging words! Look forward to working with you!
[ "@artrudenko @katharnavas @ArnaudJacobs @fridayluv @alexian_chen @elagrew Thanks a bunch for the recommendation!", "Dont know what the heck is wrong with my pc. It isnt working!", "@thenalirama i have not been prolific but i tweet nw and then", "@dharshana GE! How have you been? Long time no talk!", "@start...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jannarden's father owned a velvet Elvis painting which she would inherit when he passed away. She jokingly responded to his comment about it.
@jannarden my dead father had a velvet Elvis painting. He said I would get it when he corpsed. I said, &quot;Don't threaten me, old man!&quot;
[ "- @glamma_ink and me dancing away to last call.fun night.haven't been well enough 2 dance 4 a year", "@Aheram looking forward to the day we can skype Someday soon!", "Well GOOD FOR YOU @jannarden, enjoy your sun - it's been pissin' down here in T.O. for days", "@bigeasylivin Thanks It's not as pretty today...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Murray has a good chance of winning this year, as tweeted by @katiedidituk. The tweet also suggests the tweeter's Scottish pride.
@katiedidituk NO!! this is Murray's year! my Scottishness showing through
[ "@TheOtherMia all this talk of going to the gym, i now have a fitness freak following me, someone is trying to tell me something", "@katiedidituk Well I know who you support it will be impressive if he wins! so far so good!", "Back home from my Ikea adventure great place to hold meetings! Hope everyone's day ...
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