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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @teriv I've listened to it on Pandora and now I want to physically own it, admire the artwork and enjoy all the other great aspects of it!
@teriv I have heard it on Pandora, just wanna get it in my paws now, see the art, and all the good stuff!
[ "@DaveB41 I know! But not everyone so I'm sad that this is not working for some folks.", "@davejmatthews i think i might be broken..i dont know how to talk to you anymore", "i woke up my girl singin"wake up sleepyhead, i think the suns a little brighter today" & she smiled at me!", "@jwfox I for...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Tonight, I've decided to have a movie night. The first movies will be Night at the Museum I and Wall-E, followed by some TOS. I just wish I had someone to watch with me.
I have declared tonight a movie night w/ Night at the Museum I, Wall-E, then some TOS.. wish I had company
[ "am all kinds of sad that @zestylime isn't tweeting Keith I wanted at least a cuddle", "I am so close to finishing... I can smell it", "@zestylime sunflowers, they're @fnordine's favorite I'll be doing my grandpa's favorites next, he's in the hospital (need of cheering up)", "alright this is getting ridic. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I detest getting my car's inspection sticker and I have to urgently find a missing shoe for Betsey before my dad gets mad.
i hate going to get an inspection sticker and Betsey is missing a shoe, I seriously need to find one before my dad gets angry
[ "i really hope nothing bad happens today, last night scared me", "i can't stop sneezing enough to get anything done for aarons and mine anniversary today", "@Skiddybabyyy baha. leave it to them to start a fight ,, grr, oh well atleast it makes for amazing entertainment", "I'm so sad for Tara and Ryne... Ughhh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I desire the presence of an individual to capture some photographs, yet nobody is available.
I want someone to come over so i can take pictures but no one can
[ "Home now its gonna rain Got home just in time starving Its 6:40pm first time im gonna eat today LOL!", "Home Sick mum got mad Didnt pick up the phone when she called me in a little bit of trouble lost phone @.@", "@Dfizzy after one round of being a specator it froze on me then i got it and it froze complete...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: After procrastinating, I'm going to start studying now as school begins in three hours. It includes math and biology exams. #squarespace
I'm /FINALLY/ going to study, school (and math/biology exams) starts in 3 hours #squarespace
[ "@taylorinksater Awww, we should watch PPP on YouTube together XD (They didn't even say when PPP is going to premiere here) #squarespace", "Ewww, just found out Brazil was a trending topic for a stupid reason #squarespace", "This is a really bad year for me. The only subject I got a 100% is probably English ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: This day was made amazing by @mitchelmusso, who happens to be one of the kindest guys you could encounter. He even gave me a special autograph as a surprise because he cares about me.
@mitchelmusso made this day AMAZING. He is one of the sweetest dudes you'll ever meet. He snuck me a special autograph..cause he loves me
[ "@mitchelmusso AND giant shout outs to @BreeRulesd00d and @ShavannaRene for sticking it out for an awesome performer and person", "@OfficialJonah you're forgiven for the typo & thanks for replying, Jonah. You're a boss dude.", "@ShavannaRene it's not ruined. And stop ignoring my amazingly cute tweets i'm ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I think the woman will join later after adjusting to the new computer, it might take some time. #hhrs
@Cassivellaunus I'm sure the Mrs. will follow when she gets comfortable on the new computer, may be a while #hhrs
[ "@Radioblogger Kind of like a class in college -Oops, did I say that? #hhrs", "@CCC6 Did you tell @wwweinman about newbie call in Tuesday #hhrs", "@Cassivellaunus Friends in Ent Industry have said it was really really good. Hopefully I can convince my wife into a date night #hhrs", "@Lileks ah -but what ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @rutherfordium, there is a difference between being in good shape and looking like a scary bodybuilder. I have a naturally muscular build, and running is causing me to bulk up even more.
@rutherfordium there's shape and there's scary body builder wannabe! im naturally quite muscular so running is bulking me up
[ "I sense a conspiracy - i go offline = lots of chat. i come online = everybody gone boohoo", "toddler did not sleep well & was in our bed from 1am hence tantrums galore & no family day out", "@jennifalconer how did your run go? im waiting on hubby getting back from cycling before i can do mine", "@da...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Ames1103 Even though I'm feeling worse, I still want to upload a few videos before going to sleep.
@Ames1103 I'm starting to feel worse, but I wanted to upload a couple of vids before bed.. oh well
[ "@AdorkableMellie lol always looking at the bright side, I am", "Planning to go visit @MicheleBell21 this later summer. SO excited. Don't worry we'll take pics. We should do a video!", "@amynicola_ox No I'm sure I'll be back.. My headache is just messing with me", "I'm going to take a 4 hour nap now.", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I appreciate George's Facebook status about not needing sex because law school is exhausting, and I feel the same way. There's a lot to learn and not enough time to do it all.
loves George's Facebook status: I do not need sex. Law school fucks me everyday!!! ditto to that. argh. so much to cover, so lil time!
[ "wishes she could get the weekend back. turn back time. let it be Friday tomorrow. please?", "wants money $$$$$! so i can go SHOPPING!! omg..drools. ok. after a month! after exams! argh...", "wonders why her internet connection is soooooo sssslllooowwww. snail slow hate it", "is sooooooooooo happy! lil dosa...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ahmednaguib Same old things happening every day, nothing new.
@ahmednaguib Nothing new same ole stuff different day )
[ "@BR21 Talking about you? haha you are making me laugh...thank you for that", "@SnuggieMafia ooo I never knew there was really a snuggiemafia ;) pleasure meeting you", "@5erg and the poor car would be crying haha or maybe it would drive itself around just to ease the pain ;)", "@lollydaskal @saip106 @mlane @...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's time to share some promo codes! If you don't know how to redeem them, head over to [website] to do so.
Alright time for promo codes! Just for the people that don't know go to to redeem them.
[ "Ok you guys should be able to direct message me now.", "@Singh001 I just know there isn't a chance it can even come close to comparing to the iPhone.", "just wait guys. it will unique from all the other people doing the same thing.", "Video is filmed and edited. Need to compile and upload.", "Im so happy ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The meal was enjoyable, despite the fact that I dined alone. I thought you were saving money for the honeymoon?
@rms70 meal was lovely,even if I was alone I thought u were saving till honeymoon?
[ "Its raining & its 1/2 hour till roast time, perfect", "@joemcd oh i WISH that was me! The weather is still so nice & im officebound", "@joemcd elena is at work I had to find something worthwhile, and it's freeeeee!", "@tjharrop have fun at the pub, I'm sat on my OWN chillin tho, got coffee&amar...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @kreeshaturner really enjoys that program!!! They must wait till the next day to view it on the web since they don't have cable.
@kreeshaturner love that show!!! I have to wait till tomorrow to watch it online no cable
[ "My Twitter Settings for changing my pix is not working", "Need to Make DinDin... but it is sooooo Damn Hot in the Apartment! Ok. Time for a M", "@Nat78 I Haven't been able to watch SYTYCD I don't have cable *sniif* was it really good?", "@jonmchu - The Empire State Building is light up like our CN Tour ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ButterflyxDream expressed their disappointment in people who read but do not comment, and hoped for a change in that behavior.
@ButterflyxDream Aww. I'm sorry. I hope that changes soon. I hate people who don't comment when they read.
[ "I admire Joe Jonas so much. He writes a song about someone but refuses to say who it's about. That is wonderful. Nice, Joe. Very good.", "@ButterflyxDream That was an awesome 1000th update. Haha. It was perfect.", "Lost yet another subber. I'm leaving on such a good notice.", "@Jonasbrothers Can't wait for t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "@__Kizzle, pretty good! I attempted to leave a comment on your YouTube, but noticed that you don't have one anymore. So, what have you been doing lately?"
@__Kizzle Not bad! I tried to comment you on utube and realized u don't have one anymore. So, whatcha been up to?
[ "@Carebear2003 I hope so!! It scared me when he was in the bottom 2..", "@A_Bizzle I know I made that video in like 10 minutes too! LMAO. Do you guys chat through any other program?", "@A_Bizzle ooo no... I have YIM... Do I have to have AIM?", "@Carebear2003 He's seriously amazing. His voice... Oh my God. I ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Hey @MetalRocks, thanks to @Simchabe for sharing the lyrics of Linkin Park's song "By Myself" ♫.
Hi @MetalRocks Thank you @Simchabe ~Linkin Park- By Myself Lyrics ♫
[ "@vix_rock Thanks hun. Can't listen to it now but will do for sure when I'm back home. Hugs to you", "@zoriancrx It's the "Vampire tarot of the eternal night", Lo Scarabeo, going to be released sometime this autumn Cool, huh?", "Off to my mom's for lunch...see you in 1-2 hours", "@Natalie_Brown Tha...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ndarwish wishes to belong to the "cool" crowd and own an iPhone, but laments not having AT&T as their carrier.
@ndarwish ...if only I had AT&T, then I would be part of the "cool" club and have an iPhone
[ "is wondering how the inside of her nose got cut...I am not a big fan of this", "@LizDinkel I want to play...but I'm 5-6hrs away...and working tonight", "@askmanny ugh, I get more and more jealous of iPhone owners every day...dumb BlackBerrys", "my feets...they hurit. women are dumb...we should not wear thing...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just installed a security bar at Kumon because I feel like taking extra precautions these days.
just finished installing security bar at Kumon... I'm not a paranoid, yet need extra precaution these days
[ "@astridaml - I mean.. that those "great impossible loves" are last forever *eternal* in the people's mind, including ours", "@Silverlines - I think, it's okay being a narcissist once awhile.. we human being sometimes need that", "@avins - Thanks! We already did that today #charity", "@serendipify ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I rely on grants while in university, but currently, I have to work 3-4 days a week.
@KittyKat_1988 i run on grants during uni term time but atm ive got to work 3-4 days a week
[ "@MrStusticles nope spending money on going to barcalona with mates instead LD", "4 hours of poker and im only £5 up, didnt have a good night", "spent all my points on rock band dlc, im out now lol", "@JDNX me too, got it on my lovefilm list", "LOST was epic, i ont post any spoilers but I cant wait 8-10 ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mfhorne had a not-so-good night, but it's better than having spilled a drink on oneself.
@mfhorne sounds like a pretty rubbish night then could have been worse,the drink could hav gone all over you!!
[ "is home from the air show and is very very very drunk-the room is spinning :-/ wishing i had some company n wasnt all alone", "@jack_of_clubs damn right Vella needs abuse-he always abuses me,come 2 think of it, u do it quite a lot too", "@jack_of_clubs la roux is not good.fact!she better not be the sound of su...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Posting a link on Facebook took me about 10 minutes. I think it's a failure because the interface is terrible now compared to how it used to be.
It took me ~ 10 minutes to post a link on FB. FAIL! What a hideous interface. It did use to be more intuitive, now it's just awful
[ "- The scary swastika-buttoned jeans I nearly bought earlier today", "Just realized I forgot to pay my bicycle rent for the month. I hope it doesn't get confiscated", "This one is Oli's choice: This is mine: There is still some debate + NM might be in the mix", "Returned the mac mini to work. That was an...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Napped at birch, ended up at Valeria's house and feeling hungry now.
Took a nap at birch. Somehow I got to Valeria's place. I'm hungry.
[ "You still just don't see. Oh well. Someday you will. Someday, I'll make you see. <3", "I haven't done anything productive all day, and I probably won't. D; I have to pack, and I still have a wee bit of hw to finish.", "Just got home. I'm exhausted. This weekend was, I think, the worst weekend of my life. T...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I had a great time streaming with @TCSLive. Tyler and chat were awesome, can't wait to do it again soon.
wow had a really fun stream with @TCSLive hope to do another one soon, thanks for the fun Tyler and chat
[ "@liftsifter i am GMT time 5hours ahead of EST", "My video got approved by expo, wooh yeah, now to record loads more", "back from football/soccer i need to crack on with some coursework", "Awake woke up at 7.15 too early back to sleep, woke up at 8.15 still too early but i had to get up", "ahahah Asher Rot...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I have a possible babysitter at the moment, hoping it works out *keeping my fingers crossed* Retweet @erinbatt @maliciousmandy1, it's been 3 days 9 hours and 2 minutes...still searching for a babysitter though.
I've got a maybe sitter thus far *crosses fingers* Rt @erinbatt @maliciousmandy1 3 days 9 hours 2 mins... Tho still no sitter
[ "Awesome Weekend.... Hope you all enjoyed it too #GoodNight", "weather has changed our water park plans - but only slightly - opting for the dry version of a water park.... the "Park"", "@peterfacinelli ooh I always read in bed, helps me fall asleep, usually (depends on the book) Good Night and Good ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @ponyy and her partner are going on a sushi and games date with a friend named Chels, if they reconcile with @ponyy.
@ponyy I love him dearly we are going on a sushi and games date me his girl and chels if she ever talks to me again!
[ "@staaceeyy yeh im on the train! just went past hornsby", "@chelsea_playboy not when what it says breaks my heart", "going through old comments on myspace. deleting pretty much all of them", "woah just got 10 followers! in like 30 seconds! *feels special* hey new friends", "@pressrecordmag haha yup good ol ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @cjharrison We have no other option but to tolerate the situation until someone takes action to resolve it.
@cjharrison No I guess we just have to put up with it till someone gets off their ass and fix it
[ "@Pink went to the show last night and words can not describe your show. You were tremendous and you put yourself out there", "@wazza12 yes afraid so mate iPhone users it free and iPod touch users will have to fork out about $10-$15 for it.", "@shoelover79 no one wants to meet me. Plus my mum to well atm and I...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jonaskevin, I long for our reunion and deeply miss your presence.
@jonaskevin miss you so much!!! Want you back!!!!
[ "@Jonasbrothers what day r u landing on Spain? @vickyhill & I got a surprise 4 u!! U'll love it!! Please answer!!", "@vickyhill little boy like him... But it's only an idea... If u have others tell me.. Only 13 days 4 the concert!!! 12 4 our surprise!!!", "@Jonasbrothers what day r u landing on Spain? My bf...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @WilliamTasso It's true, but it's the only method I have to keep my iPod organized.
@WilliamTasso Certainly is, but it�s about the only way I can keep my iPod managed
[ "It�s such a nice day outside. And here�s me stuck at my PC", "@foamcow Tell me about it :| They are more irritating during these bright and sunny months too", "@mistressEVIL I used to use Opera exclusively many years ago, but switched to FF. I won’t be switching back, sorry", "@foamcow Was hoping to go...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Wow, that's awesome! Enjoy your plans, whatever they may be.
@bludog61 really!? that's cool. have fun..whatever u decide to do
[ "why is Titanic a trending topic!? one of my favorite movies though lol", "im off for now. tweet u all later! GO LAKERS!", "@KingBreeze LOL sorru! mexico is my team so u cant talk bad about them haha", "@FiveLives tell me about lol. 3 more days left", "@eddieabdullah im in a better mood now from earlier. im...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I hate that school is tomorrow. The weekend felt like it passed too quickly.
yuck school tomorrow why did the weekend go so fast
[ "watching the channel 10 news hoping the footy has good weather tomoz", "hmm shoe horn sonata speech due tomoz for me ill so walk off while doing it then cry as usual", "night folks! waking up in 7 or so hours for school", "anyone got JBs live chat vid? i was @ school I saw joe hug and tackle nick lol", "...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: You're not allowed to make more than 100 updates per hour, and I've already used all of them up.
your not aloud more than 100 updates per hour :-| , ive used them all after this
[ "@SuperRecords goodnight , im off to bed also , nice talking to you :-D", "@lauraLOVESmcfly dunno == , we're not going to the cinema anymore", "@Pip_Robinson i used to be like that ha !, but ive always loved doug the best :-P ALWAYS ha!, anyway im off to bed now , speak tomorrow", "@reemerband i know you pr...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @GR8FL, let's dance together to The Ozark Mountain Daredevils' song "Leatherwood" always! ♫
The Ozark Mountain Daredevils – Leatherwood ...I'm always dancing with YOU @GR8FL! ♫
[ "@AngelStrange I play my guitar and sing with a LOT of blips and anything else that I feel like playing. EVERYTHING reminds me of a song!", "@TheNoLookPass Ahhhh ....of course I give you credit! You ARE "CAPTAIN PLAAAAAAAAAAAANET !!!!!!!"", "ZZ Top – I Thank You ...@hawaiibuzz .....Thanks for your...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Looking forward to watching it tomorrow with my adult children. Thank you for the recommendation.
@kirstiealley Can't wait to see it tomorrow with my son and daughter. It's okay, they're adults. thanks for the review.
[ "@chcameron That's why I'm watching Bill Cosby on Letterman.", "@LarsLB June gloom. That makes me want to drive to San Diego and enjoy the coulds and fog. I used to always go in June for a cloudy week.", "Time for bed so good night all. Keep the people of Iran in your thoughts and prayers. Okay?", "@CrazyBlis...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I am ABB113 and I can't find anything on Specktra, lol."
@MrsRjizzle Haha....I can't find nuthin On Specktra I am ABB113
[ "@TheMakeupSnob Both are definitely cult favorites Unfortunately, I have a weakness for anything with chocolate :-P", "- Today's look...red eyes (from allergic reaction ) and glossy pink lips", "@natneagle How did you do it? I really need to take about 20 lbs off....it's so hard to get the motivation, thoug...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @firsttiger, thank you very much! I'm happy to have motivated you.
@firsttiger wow - thanks bud! Glad to see i light the firecracker under you
[ "I want my google voice to port my Canadian number over already", "@KateBuckJr if you're good @XPhile1908 MAY share her box of wine with you", "@thekid416 no idea bud - i can't remember if my sms's restored after jailbreaking.... no clue", "@planethealer thank you - i wish i was that talented but it was actua...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Why does everything go wrong in my life so fast?
why must my life turn to shit so quickly
[ "@MyStyleAUS ugg boots have their time and place, as do snuggies", "@tim_cooke hey its been ok! just playing wii sports with my mate. boxing kinda worried about me and zo", "@tim_cooke i used to watch the big satellite world image when i was little, sometimes i still do", "@tim_cooke work has just been shock...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @stevem4y, I have the ability to provide instruction on how to avoid being a DJ.
@stevem4y I could teach you how not to dj
[ "I miss you guys already and I am sad I don't get to meet Miss Saurus. I would also like a coffee.", "Booooo! As if Nanna put my PJs in the wash. My red Emily the Strange flanelette PJs I got from @kaldrow for my 18th! Wahhh", "Got home to discover not just one, but both kittehs sleeping on my bed. I feel love...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: It's alright, my dear. I will look for someone else instead who can't replace you. xx
@ChazHamX OK dont worry darling ill find sum1 else hu wont fill your shoes. xx
[ "AYE PAPPY!!! AYE AYE...i want sum1 to nibble on my ear x", "@chazham im excited to see u later i think its just me u and saz.. but i dunno love u bubz xxxx", "I WANT SOME BANTER!! @chazham, @georgiehammond guysss cummon im missin all da banter we have love you x", "@GeorgieHammond i love r p so much i cud...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @missgiggly, thank you! I immediately became enamored with it.
@missgiggly thank you! I instantly "fell in love" with it
[ "is listening to Scissor Sisters' Filthy/Gorgeous... I almost forgot how much I love this song", "@GayBenz lol I wanted to say by Jamie... Gosh, seems like I'm tired But yeah, Mind Trick is a great song. My favourite is High & Dry", "After two hours, I'm taking a 10 minute break. How are you Tweeps?", "@...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Widgetty, I believe someone stole it haha... Were you able to prevent those people from following you yesterday? I'm facing the same issue today.
@Widgetty Me thinks someone has nicked it lol..Did you manage to block those followers yesterday ? I have the same problem today
[ "@Andyqsmith Hello Andy...good to see you too hope you have had a good day xx", "@ingyg Yes, me too hows your day been today?", "@trevward Morning Trev you would have, if you had been in a caravan lol", "@_CorruptedAngel Ooooo I would love to visit Belfast, have heard its a lovely place to shop what is it...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @MediaDivo agrees that breaking news takes a lot of work to uncover the truth, especially with thousands of incomplete tweets. The situation will continue to develop.
@MediaDivo absolutely re: breaking news. Takes a lot of effort though with 1000s partial tweets to see the real story - this will evolve
[ "Having one of those out of body moments - feels like real world is projected around me, oh wait *sat at work surrounded by 6 screens!*", "About to kick off #aftrsmachinima - waits for audience to trickle in...oh there they are", "#facup really the score was Chelsea 3 Everton 1 (the ball off bar was over line) ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I wish I could, but I think I'll have to stick to some healthy fruit instead. I've indulged too much in the past.
@hypnophil *sigh how I wish I could. It will be some healthy fruit malarkey for me I fear. Too much past indulgence
[ "@iaingilmour I queue for cake standing up and with a slight look of deranged anticipation on my face.", "@brykins the picture..I love it! Have a fab day", "@brykins awww close but no cigar ay? Well I shall have to try harder. Why can't I see your picture?", "Morning all! I woke up with in my head today. ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I really liked that dog, it's a shame it died."
@darwii it is so good, I love that dog, why did it have to doe
[ "I have to do a speech today not looking forward to it", "@darwii dad's saying I can't go but he said I could this is all my sisters fault", "i think the heater has stopped working, because i am now freezing", "Stop raining or the creek will flood and I will be stranded", "It rains when your here and it r...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can't believe it. Frys hasn't shipped my order after four days. I'm never going to shop there again.
You gotta be kidding me... Frys is STILL not shipping my order, after FOUR FREAKING DAYS!!! I'll never buy anything there again
[ "According to the WHO you will live longer if you are born in any of a number of countries besides the United States. Our health system", "Turns out that OpenSim just blows when it comes to texture performance, and it wasn't my build at all", "@EspriteX - I'm very sorry to hear that Mine can be too, which is...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @valentineskid: It's popular, but in a negative way.
@valentineskid It is trending, but for all the wrong reasons!
[ "Morning all. I'm about to head out for some breakfast and then it'll be time to go to work", "Just climbed into bed. So comfy and new bedding! Thinking I may have a wander into Newcastle tomorrow if the weather stays nice", "I'm off to bed now - knackered. Up in 6hrs again to go to airport. Night all", "Morn...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Terry had suggested that I marry his daughter, which ruined our friendship and made things awkward. I feel the need to go have some tea now.
Oh... Terry wanted me to marry his daughter.Um. That ruined our friendship It is very awkward now. I think I will go have some tea </3
[ "Swedish National Day you say? I'm not changing it anymore, you swedish will just have more to do that day <3 <3", "woke up to evil talking flowers, now i cant sleep any more", "Stars are gone But I found something better floating down! It's like a little black liney thing..", "Hmm were some of you si...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Avoid fast food stalls in Camden Market as they can upset your stomach. Even though I know this, I continue to be tempted.
@Xanneroo Just don't go to any of the fast food stalls in Camden Market, they'll turn your belly!! I fall for it every time...
[ "Belly aaache. Gonna nip into town and buy some green fabric to do some green screening with", "Fuck yeah! I am now the proud owner of a shiny new beautiful iMac!!", "Got a papercut on my knuckle I should be sent home early for the trauma.", "Just got woken up from real bad pain in my belly ouchness", "At...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm attending a mother-daughter banquet today with three of my four daughters and my granddaughter.
@Tojosan Yep, going to a mother-daughter banquet today w/ 3 of my 4 daughters + my granddaughter.
[ "Good morning Twitterville. Today is my hubby's birthday. While he's sleeping in - I'm enjoying my coffee. How are YOU today?", "@QueensOnly Good morning! Thanks for the #FF shout out!", "@CraigTeich I'm going to automate you delivering me some donuts everyday.", "TweetDeck now has a free iPhone app - also r...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @fffabulous' grandpa has some wise words. Like @fffabulous, everyone falls for certain trends. It's something we're all guilty of.
@fffabulous Love the wise words from your grandpa! Yes, I do fall in love w/ certain trends as well we're all guilty of it!
[ "Ugh, Sigma Brush set is still Out of Stock", "@ellieowen1 I'm in love w/ maxi dresses for the weather right now", "@wearingmascara I feel you. I went to sleep with one & woke up with one!", "@KraseyBeauty Oh, those are my favorite kind of lunches", "@lollieshopping Hahaha! I love the episode where they...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm worried that my shoulder pain might be a symptom of the flu.
ok. my shoulders really hurt. i hope i dont have seasonal flu.
[ "@novickancy im ill literally sick babes and very ill completely bedridden", "@revolutionn eeek!! i know i didnt make it cause of the damn rain and our driver was sick i was really looking forward to going out!!", "@nadiachen dang gurl well... think about it.. it's only june. my fingers and my toes are cros...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "I am feeling very unwell. I will locate where Dance is at this moment and attempt to recover without complications."
i feel really sick. imma find where dance is now and try not to die
[ "i just played @lovetigerlily's diamonds video over a foals song, it was really nice", "why did i say yes to doing the dance show? i've already passed and i could be sleeping right now.", "i actually feel sick. sorry to all the people who took tonight seriously. sorry to people i've upset/hurt etc. i love you a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Bren_311 is saying that they will have to disconnect their internet temporarily, but they will still access the internet by taking advantage of pirated wireless networks.
@Bren_311 I'm gonna have to temporarily turn my internet off soon! Thankfully, I'll still be pirating wireless, haha
[ "@oyComics For a few seconds, my copy didn't work It seemed pretty great though.", "Man. I wish last night's Tonight Show wa son Hulu already I wants to see it!", "Jim Gaffigan stand-up on Netflix! Big comfy blankets! Still no ladies to keep me snuggly and warm! G'night Twitter.", "@Bonedwarf Yeah, ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @drjackdr, have you witnessed the catastrophic event? It's an extremely terrible situation.
@drjackdr oh did you see the disaster? really an horrible situation
[ "Gmorning ~ just back from walking with Dief now I can start the day ^^", "@crazytwism haha ^^ maybe they'll add the "throw shoes" competition in the Parlament - I wonder who'll win", "Grey weather this morning Dief the dog is watching the landscape from the window & I'm at te 2nd coffee", "@L...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Kim Kardashian tweeted that she's going to a party with her family that they're not really interested in attending.
@KimKardashian Im Going out with the family to a party that we dont kinda dont want to go
[ "Looking For Flight Tickets To Los Angeles Wth Mummy Maybe Me twin and mum can go this summer with friend from school and her mum and sis", "Life Can Be So Hard When You Know You Got A Lot Of Things To do and a lot Of Things On You Mind", "London Trip Tomorrow Traveling By train with the school and Travel on t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Are there any rental homes in Southern California that provide overhead lighting? In our last three residences, we had to use lamps in our bedrooms.
Do any rentals in So.California have overhead lighting anymore? Seems the last 3 places we lived, we needed lamps in our bedrooms.
[ "@jillygg @lindawoods Thanks! I'm having a lot of fun with it - and hope readers will share in that fun too.", "@Suzbroughton I like singing and listening to Christmas music around this time, and into June!", "Best decision I ever made was to have my daughter when I was 16. Saved my life. Happy Mother's Day to ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've been treating my camera like a baby ever since then, always holding it and thinking about it first when I'm out and about.
@HollyEgg yes, from that day I am treating my camera as if it is a baby. I hold it and I always think of it first when out and about
[ "@MariaBalac not as bored as I am in the office all alone", "At the doctor's office, waiting for Dr. Sufka to see me. Tired of being sick hope everyone else is having better Friday than me.", "Caller #8, again had 5 ppl calling in. #BritneyTickets102.5", "Here are my new summer shoes, I am in love... in...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Possible paraphrased tweet: "Possible showers ahead as the grey clouds are visible, according to @penshort."
@penshort could be showers on the way though...the clouds look grey!!!
[ "Monday monday....and its raining!!!!! I feel ok...bring me tea bring me coffee!!!", "I am totally battered!!! xxxxx", "@essteeyou Both albums they have done are v v good!!! In a jangly guitar way!!! lol !! a bit romantic also!! toothpaste kisses!!", "Bollox - I have to list all my artwork...dull du...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'll have swollen eyes later due to attending a funeral which is very saddening.
my eyes are going to be all puffy later argh...funerals....so sad...
[ "@markhoppus please play Gibson amp!! It's a great place", "@philipbloom did want me post pics of that chick swimming in her PJs? Oh wait I didn't take any sorry", "Of course there's traffic - I should b asleep already!! tired so sleepy....", "@trvsbrkr man! I nevr seem2b the rt caller bet u haven't heard ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @live315 can type freely for tweeting, but struggles when typing proposals. Also, they are not happy about work. They prefer Megan Fox over Kohl's any day.
@live315 i can type without looking well enough to tweet, but typing proposals not so much. and boo for work! megan fox > kohls any day.
[ "@Jason25329 well unless you have really high arches, they might not be too comfortable hehehe", "@JessicaSara the killers are at merriweather post pavilion on august 31st, which is a monday. it would be awesome if you could come!", "@v_a_l_ yes, i got into birmingham city university. i can't wait!", "@live3...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm angry that my 1993 Chrysler is breaking down because I really love this car, but I have to accept the inevitable and replace it with an Asian car.
ok so I'm pissed cuz my 1993 chrysler is dying on me I LOVE DIS CAR! sheyet d inevitable is gonna happen replace it wid an ASIAN CAR
[ "what does it mean by ---># before a word? does that --># do anything? some1 tell me pls lol", "@foxxfiles hahahaha im so sarcastic maybe dats Y get ur style - k dis is it twittah l8tah--u know imma read ur posts later so make em HOT", "@foxxfiles give diddy a break wat if he's so bored wid women? LM...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Avarru, nice to be aware of that. I can consistently request a pizza.
@Avarru heh, good to know. i can always order a pizza
[ "So my buddy @kitchen is leaving @automattic, but sadly, he needs a ride to San Mateo to get home... any takers?", "had a stupid fight with the boy... it ended with yelling and hanging up on each other. *sighs* we aren't supposed to go to sleep angry", "@Dv8thwonder sell all your gear and let me know when to as...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The launch date for The Disco at the End of the Universe is confirmed to be on May 28th in London.
The Disco at the End of the Universe launch date is sorted - 28th May, London
[ "@Poptastic Imagine my tears flowing when I clicked and it wasn't Detox Cute. But - heck, you are right, she is really brill", "@parlotones 'Stars Fall Down' is brill - a keeper", "We did our Gingle for Gene! wrir.org - The British Breakfast", "@unsignedguide Ahem, may I boldly suggest the lovely Detox Cute (...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm extremely cold and could use a hot water bottle.
I am f*ckin freezin me ass off here!!!! Think I need my hot water bottle!!!
[ "@moonfrye ... Where? The pub???", "What a pissy rainy day here in shitty ol Dublin. I'm bloody freezin.", "Discovered my frieds sons fish dead tonight! Poor fish!!!", "@moonfrye .. I think your seriouly addicted to this twitter!!! ha ha! And I thought I was bad.", "@LeoMoctezuma Your guess is as good a...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: In a conversation with Vedia on Facebook, I expressed my desire for a boyfriend saying, "I can't open the salsa jar." Also, I like my favorite restaurant for diners.
"I need a boyfriend, I can't open the salsa jar"- Vedia and I's facebook chat. I love my for-diner's
[ "I need a boyfriend and a holiday... None of them on the horizon!", "at danem's house. we're feeling really bad today *-* .i think i need a boyfriend gooosh", "@ cindalalala Thx for the cotton candy and winning me a dog, hahah. I need a boyfriend.", "@ mr_apollo I'm thinking I need a boyfriend #2.... I don'...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My sister has to depart from the camp early since she is having a fever.
Awww, my sis has to leave camp early cause she has a fever.
[ "@hp4ever13 yeah we all need more "GO Ravenclaw" reminders. Even MoM is like 'the ravenclaws have got nothing on us'", "@bevinkathryn Ok. Yeah I think I'll buy MuggleNet's book after school tomorrow, but I'll have to save a little more for the HBP one.", "And to top it off... the group I usually eat...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Verizon DSL is not working at home, with only a flashing light on the modem.
So, no Verizon DSL at home for whatever reason. Just that stupid flashing light on the modem.
[ "Oh wow, that girl putting the tarp up at the Phillies game yesterday was cute.", "@viciouskris www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com is on the list "Stuff Black, Asian, Latino, Native American and "other" People Like."", "@phillygrrl @parkview @rbender Sorry about the no show last night. I was skypi...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Nikimedley, thank you for the conversation. Stay positive and smile with me.
@Nikimedley Thanx!! It was good talking to you..be encouraged. Smile with me
[ "@LadyProducHer It really does! Being physically fit and having mental clarity is very important to my creative flow.", "@Lone_Gunn Well you know I got season tickets..so I hope they bring it!", "@kjbmusic Thanx...u inspire me as well..I watch what u do and how hard u work and I marvel at your drive and deter...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Bokul haha... was that a joke? Try OpenOffice. It's free to download and use without any illegal activity. It makes Microsoft's life difficult.
@Bokul lol... that was a jhoke right ?? Get OpenOffice. Free to download and use - No cracks, no piracy. Makes M$'s life hell
[ "calling up the client. She is up by 5am and fresh. Too bad I'm never fresh when i get up", "@poojarazdan yeah, happens whenever I feel like eating pastry", "wish I could teach them irc. I could kick people from the room", "@aryaditya oh jeez ! I just PRAY you are joking here - You're honestly scaring the sh...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Thanks for inviting me, I've submitted my list of spammers.
@elliottkember Thnaks for the invite, I have sent in my list of spammers
[ "@LILLIPUT He has the Zombie Swine Flu, all he wants now is brains", "A new profile picture Star trekking across the universe....", "I suppose $29 is not so bad to update to snow leopard, how much will it cost for MS Windows 7? More than I make In a year I suspect", "@mantia Also, have you noticed the little...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @Wookiesgirl, I managed to obtain all of them, such as the IG short story, as well as the hardcover edition of Rehv/Rooster's book.
@Wookiesgirl I got all of them, including the short story IG & Rehv/Rooster's hardback
[ "@Wookiesgirl oh yeah I've read them all, reread Rooster's story four times now and its big. Ehhh...Rehv or V or Z", "@Jinxie_G yeah...me too, now I'm off for realz, lol.", "@Nemy_girl its good you've got backup now isn't it?", "Well, after almost 2 days of no online time, I'm feeling refreshed. Enjoyed Jazz...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm sometimes really slow but I know it's related to "THE PACKAGE" and according to urban dictionary "PACK" means "FUCK."
@fontenot619 no im really slow sometimes... i know it has something to do with THE PACKAGE... and in urban dictionary, PACK=FUCK ...BUT
[ "@Nic0pic0 LOL! my minions wont get it! LOL! im happy coz after watching the vids, someone is interested to buy their CD! @davethenaster", "@survivor91 oh yeah right! i remember. ok i gtg go now! vote for anoop as you promised ok? thank you soooo much! you made my day! *hugs*", "@Nic0pic0 how can a person DO ba...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @unejolievie I don't maintain a consistent watering schedule for my plants, sometimes I water them too much or too little. It's a good thing I'm not a father, I might not be responsible enough to handle it.
@unejolievie ummm I never water them. haha Or sometimes I overwater them. I wouldn't make a good father. LOL I'd starve or overfeed them.
[ "He was given the name Maximillian because a)he was a strong baby, b)after his bis abuelo, and c)because it sounds rich. ~Michael~", "Still in Phoenix. Spending the night. Too tired to drive five more hours on top of the nine hours I already drove. ~Michael~", "Against the advice of his doctors at Cedar Si...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Getting really hurt! I know that you love her and she loves you too. Thanks for telling it to me. Try to consider my feelings too. Hate it! I'm frustrated.
gettin rily, rily hurt! i know dat u luv her! and she luvs you 2! tnx 4 telin it 2 me! try 2 consider my filins 2! h8 it! im f ...
[ "just recieve the cutest friendster birthday comment from my best friend, @jes1129! love you, girl! miss you!", "@jes1129 schoo's not the same without youu! i miss youu! btw, ate se said that we should see each other this june. coz HMTM is in july.", "gotta go! bye twitterland! good night! i'll try sleep. so...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: The security personnel in Sellick Park are foolish, haha. The game was enjoyable, but now there's a lengthy walk down London Road.
Security in sellick park are idiots haha, game was good, long walk back down London Road now
[ "Just finished making my CV, get it printed tomorrow in school I reckon, downloading some Tiesto sets for the iPod, I lost them all", "Public transport will be the death of me, two creeps sitting looking at me on the train, i fear i'm going to get Fritzl'd", "Sellick kit doesn't come till tomorrow or friday so ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: If you want me to refer to you as "boo", let me know.
@flyguyisplash When you want me to call you boo
[ "Plz flw my SISTA!!! @chexmex85 she needz HELP lol", "Weekz later I still dont like that college song", "@DJTGUTTA you mean all 12 ...I know you didnt have the baby out tho ashame it waz FRYING EGGZ out therr'", "@AXIOLOGY awwwwwwwww thanxx too bad I CANT SLEEP lol uhhhhhhhhhh Nite nite", "Iz it me or iz M...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @n3rin3, I'm aware. It just wasn't a good night... but I managed to sleep it off.
@n3rin3 Yeah. I know. Just sucked last night... but I slept it off
[ "@NixieKitty I know. Just make sure he knows what time so that the car usage doesn't overlap.We'll have to go straight home tho. Band prac", "@leeshay Just this random quote! I love stuff like that...", "- Love this pic of @dannyvan Was taken at my bday...(i did the blurring and sharpening ;))", "@Majorprobl...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @tophatdog - It is bringing tears to my eyes.
@tophatdog - This is making me cry
[ "@INKDMOM put a fake roach in the popcorn and feed it to your husband", "@tophatdog Ok i just posted the videos and some pics again on my dogs myspace and mine.", "@eratyptin i would adopt all of the doggies if i could", "@tophatdog She was the only dog i actually experienced passing away.Since then ive been...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I got rejected by UCAS. Tomorrow, something bad might happen in college. I feel like having soup and watching Harry Potter, but I'm not sure which one.
ucas declined me :| shit is going down tomorrow in college. i fancy some soup. and maybe a bit of harry potter, but i dont know which
[ "watching the indigo league series for the first time in yearsssss. up to episode 6; clefairy and the moon stone", "i want to sunbathe, but it hasnt rained yet, and apparently i should expect thunderstorms", "starving, but mum wont let me raid the cupboards cos she's making a roast chicken and some fuckers eat...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: "Duke Nukem Forever is visually impressive! Rest in peace, Duke. It's hard to imagine any other game being as good."
Duke Nukem Forever look fukin amazing! RIP Duke, it just won't be the same elsewhere
[ "Fuck, up early, need to head to campus, I hate working on the weekends!", "@pickassoreborn DIY is a pain eh? I just went through my own DIY disaster a few minutes ago", "When the hell did Deadline declare bankruptcy? Faith and a .45 was looking cool!", "DirectX exploit found, caused by Quicktime! Luckily I h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm excited about the sunny and warm weather today! I'm going shopping and will tweet later.
oh yeeey its so sunny and warm gonna be a HAPPY day!! going out shopping will tweet later xX
[ "OK, i think i've gone a little too far with the sunbathing >_< my legs are an unattractive shade of red", "@Shin_Shan yeah i know what you mean i just do fun stuff like dancing or walk the dogs then u dont notice it xX u ain't fat!!", "@mkdlisted dude,WATCHING susan boyle gives me indigestion Th...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @SASSS09, it's wonderful to see you. Indeed, mothers are amazing.
@SASSS09 Great to see you Yeah, moms rock.
[ "@DARKPrince_LevI It's early morning here I'm going to work out and shower.", "@CatFuentes Thank you Hope you had a great day", "@microbioguy74 It was wonderful, I had the opportunity for major advancement and took it.", "@Hans_Karl Yeah, I never really liked coffee much anyway, but then I got some from co...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @mikeymcfly, do you use the apple mango tango scent from Gain? It's my favorite and makes doing laundry fun. Haha
@mikeymcfly u using apple mango tango Gain? thts my fave.. it makes doing laundry a joy. lol
[ "It's ok, mama.. happens to us all at first @Mahoganyonz I haven't been to sleep yet LOL.. Luv U! talk soon", "@killiterati *beams* Double Barrel, Torae and Marco Polo's Duck Down release this past tuesday.", "@jeangrae oh I kno what it was. stupid pocket stud. I cut my finger on it too. my bad, guys", "@ddo...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Desires a fresh backdrop for their device screen but must first complete a task related to hospitality cuisine.
wants a new backgroundd BUT gotta do hospo recipe first
[ "i really wish i had no exams left like some people", "last night was goodd (: but now suffering from a sore throat :l", "is going to start her english, which needs to be done arr ... it will take too long .. who cares about poetry?", "ahh maths test tomoz then hospo ... need some sleep !", "yesss noo m...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @damohopo, thank you for clarifying that. I couldn't wrap my head around it. It's not a good idea to wear flip flops if you're going to be around slugs.
@damohopo glad you explained that, it wasnt making sense! Slugs in flip flops arent good
[ "@damohopo wish someone would make me breakfast, I just had banana & yogurt", "@carolemoyes @trimmtrab real tea makes me poorly i drink fruit tea or coffee x", "@damohopo but thats 7 weeks away Im sure we got by only tweeting at night before?", "24 children + 3 members of staff +1 playing field = huge h...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @jemistry, I agree with you. They argue over trivial matters, even though I am not a child anymore.
@jemistry exactly, and they argue over really stupid things, its not even like I'm a kid anymore
[ "@johannajoie i haven't seen it yet, that's just on previews, it comes out here on the 19th", "@jemistry I know right? its the biggest football game of the year, the FA Cup Final, we've won it 7 times", "@jemistry yeah me too, there's just so much to learn", "your the voice i hear inside my head, the reason t...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @christinefarmer, I appreciate what you did. It made my afternoon. I found it strange that Napster only allows 30 seconds of Led Zeppelin's music. Not sure about the Jedi reference though.
@christinefarmer Thanks for that - made my afternoon Napster only allows 30 secs of Led Zep (bit mystified by the Jedi myself!)
[ "@daveybarnett #elevensestime That really is very clever is'nt it!", "@HoptonHouseBnB #elevensestime Not to worry - know what that's like ! Broadband+Rural Area = BTFail!", "@misterdevans No! as I said - very *unscheduled* !", "Just been out to try to catch a swarm, gone into a roof gable end Set up a ba...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: From where I am, I can observe the Mars rover on the #redplanet, according to @avianto.
@avianto I can see mars rover from here #redplanet
[ "@nanashambles Sorry for the tweets & pics loh kalo malah bikin tercekat re:NES", "Atlantis & Hubble current location now is above Indonesia. Wave your hand guys, wave! #fb", "@chibialfa Keep on posting ya mbak. Me enjoying your live-tweeveling", "Enjoying the lost. Thanks to GPS -", "@mahadewa M...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I just sent a text message asking for swaysway and other things. I hope it's not too late to get a call now. xxx
@shaundiviney i just txted then for swaysway and stuff, is it too late to get a call now? fuck i hope not!! xxx
[ "i drink wayyyy to fast. ehhh i feel sick now", "@bradiewebbstack bradie, if i txt now, can i still get a phone call? or will it be too late", "i feel the worst right now. and im so pissed i smashed a hole in my door sorry door, ily.", "@staceyleaforme LOL. alrighty freya is here now x", "over the moon, ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I've just come to the realization that I miss these girls a lot and I want our march to come back.
- just realized how much i miss these girls and how much i want our march back
[ "@JoeTheHint noooo! it's almost winter over here, joe haha. it's about 50 degrees and i'm freezing so hot chocolate sounds awesome!", "@ddlovato and i have to meet you before i die", "@mfhband i would, if i was not from brazil!", "gotta back to my (not so) beautiful physics book. enjoy this cool life for me"...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @dwellpsychic, hoping your Saturday goes well and looking forward to seeing you on Sunday with love.
@dwellspsychic I love it when the sun shines! Hope saturday goes well and see you sunday x
[ "@Fairywispa I've just checked on the internet and the house I liked is now "let pending" Obviously it was not meant to be....", "@Rosie61 I'm at Marwell zoo with Tracey! Don't want to go back home today Enjoy shopping!", "@Rosie61 Sounds like a great start to the day!", "@equinox2009 Glad to hear...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm frustrated with my annoying friends and I need to be more cautious in choosing friends at school.
grrrrrr frekaing annoying friends i really need to choice better friends at school seriously
[ "well i guess were leaving now sooo ill be back later i guess text or call the phone", "@JalissaMunoz idk i miss talking to you constantly 2", "jsut because my stupid butt had to bring up the subject of me wanting to move out at 17 or 18 cause im done withthis crap", "@JalissaMunoz yeaaa like this morining...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I can't wait for this night to end, and I'm feeling hungry.
I'm so ready for this night to be over.. and I'm hungry
[ "@jenniferdodd I'm out of town next week We'll have to party when I get back. Happy early Birthday!", "@jdixon215 @Danie_d being @Danie_d don't you love the backpack", "Ok, I made it on the new plane I'm lame. I need to be more spontaneous.. If only I didn't have something important to do tomorrow.. Damn!", ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @poetwist is referencing a dance called "thwarty-corty" which they describe as having infinite possibilities and being versatile.
@poetwist Ah! The thwarty-corty....a dance of infinite possibilities and a dance of many
[ "Ahem. With a book on dancing. Reading that is", "@AuntieStress I found a pure signal tonight!!! Yup. Name of @poetwist.", "@poetwist You are extraordinarily beautiful. Thank *you*, Kayt", "@lilyofoz Hi Lily Of Oz. Good to see you!", "@poetwist This makes me smile, too! JV, you're cool for noticing...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: I'm home now at 2:08 am, not drunk but a little tipsy. I'm bored, so let's talk on Twitter while I eat pizza. Yum!
soooo im finally at home at 2:08 am....not drunk buh tipsy a lil not much!! now im bored so twitz talk to me lolz while i eat pizza yum
[ "THROAT IS A LIL DRY...THINK IMMA GET UP AND GET ME SOME ORANGE KOOL AID YUM!", "On some drake shit on my way home almost hit a possium! Ew [AyshiakiAyana]", "yo yo twit fam im in a FASHION/HAIR SHOW JUNE 14 ....i cant wait,,,,and thats the day of my lil neice 3rd b-day", "Im mad cause im still awake. Ha e...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: My burnt calves are causing discomfort and I'm struggling to sleep. Assistance needed.
Nothing is working out with my burned ass calves... But i really wanna sleep... Help me!
[ "Four days from now will mark the saddest and final day of high school...", "Putting pants on tomorrow is gonna hurt really bad...", "I smashed my pinky in julia's car door... Fuck my life...", "Nails are officially off... And now my hands look heckof gross...", "Ugh... I never have the weekend to rest... F...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Lisa, I appreciate your kindness, it put a smile on my face. How are you doing?
@lisadoods Thank you Lisa! That was kind and made me smile ... Hope you are ok?
[ "@lisadoods I'm much the same Know what you mean about shoes indoors though! I don't wear them either - Keeps the cat happy I guess!!!", "@LiquidFyreGames I don't have any complaints with PD2... It's a bit frustrating loosing stealth when using certain turns, but that's all", "@lisadoods not having a fabulous ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @skhensley, the event was a massive hit, and there was barely any food remaining.
@skhensley it was a big success, hardly a bite left
[ "@frogtosser but it's a Swedish movie! Of course I have to type in Swedish", "Great, now my CD/DVD drive won't work. Can't even watch the only cheap entertainment I can afford what did I do to you, karma?", "@tony_kay I think they determined that it was Copp. at least I think that's what I read", "Dear @squ...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: Finding stylish formal attire for an 8-year-old boy can be very difficult.
It is extremelyhard finding cute dressy clothes for an 8 year old boy
[ "And fatigue is making my bb keyboard skills even worse than usual.. Crunch stayed up til 5am", "Extremely late 4 a retirement brunch off to destination #2", "i'm always surprised when I get new followers lol welcome to the united states of clear! let me do my ff# and get off for the nite...", "Thnk God for...
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Paraphrase the following tweet without any explanation before or after it: @JonathanRKnight Hey there! I hope the flight is treating you well. Glad to be providing entertainment during your journey.
@JonathanRKnight Hiya! I hope you are enjoyimg the flight! Happy to be you inflight entertainment.
[ "Headed to a beach BBQ in jeans and a long sleeved shirt....the sun never came out today I hate this weather.", "Good Night tweeps! I <3 you guys @YEsandME @Twiter_ME_This you too", "@simplyshannon thanks. But I am sure I'm gonna miss out later.", "@NKOTB can't get the vlog on the crackberry. will catch ...
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