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AdamLovelace | Generate the content for a reddit post I would download a car as as result of natural shift in market forces. | Many moons ago, I pirated a game that wasn't worth the bandwidth to pirate. I was a sale lost to piracy, and one they deserved to lose. The game was not fun for more than an hour, despite lasting much longer than that. Know what the funny part is? If they had released a demo lasting a fraction of that time, I'd hav... | Many moons ago, I pirated a game that wasn't worth the bandwidth to pirate. I was a sale lost to piracy, and one they deserved to lose. The game was not fun for more than an hour, despite lasting much longer than that. Know what the funny part is? If they had released a demo lasting a fraction of that time, I'd hav... | [
"Summary: Zoo.\n\nPost: The zoo is a great idea. It's big, though... bigger than you think. Don't try to tackle more than you can take. Hit the Jungle, Aquarium, and Kingdoms of the Night and see if you feel up for more after. If so, consult the map. You won't be able to tackle the whole thing in a day, especi... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 100 |
abomb999 | Generate the content for a reddit post They are different things.
I have an adderall script, I don't use it. I just taught myself to focus and drink coffee on difficult days. | Amphetamine and it's derivatives will help most people be more productive, whether you have ADD or not. Some people have long term side effects, other are happy with their meds, but they are very different things.
Nootropics are supposed to help protect the brain and nourish it where amphetamine is going to increase ... | Amphetamine and it's derivatives will help most people be more productive, whether you have ADD or not. Some people have long term side effects, other are happy with their meds, but they are very different things.
Nootropics are supposed to help protect the brain and nourish it where amphetamine is going to increase ... | [
"Summary: in america, it's always your fault is the police do something wrong.\n\nPost: Apparently keeping your dog leashed at all times applies to private property now. Americans should just assume they'll get a botched raid occasionally and on the off-chance that today is your turn for a freedom raid from your lo... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 101 |
Papshmire | Generate the content for a reddit post Was going fine with a girl, until I embarrassed myself and shot her down, now she won't talk to me. any chance to seduce her again? | A year and a half ago, my first ever girlfriend in years and I broke up. I wasn't terribly heartbroken over it but, it left me "distant" from the opposite sex over the next month.
I took this one girl on a date. We tried setting up a second dating, but it conflicted with her schedule, and I never allowed for it to ... | A year and a half ago, my first ever girlfriend in years and I broke up. I wasn't terribly heartbroken over it but, it left me "distant" from the opposite sex over the next month.
I took this one girl on a date. We tried setting up a second dating, but it conflicted with her schedule, and I never allowed for it to ... | [
"Summary: A lady forgot to lock the door to the bathroom and I walked in on her, practically nude. Everyone in the seats behind me laughed.\n\nPost: Was on a flight to Vegas. A guy got up to go to the bathroom, and when he came back out, he collapsed right next to my seat. The stewardess got on the intercom and as... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 102 |
SenorSativa | Generate the content for a reddit post There's no wrong skill to max first as support thresh, it now completely depends on your team composition. | It depends... I know that this isn't done much, but I would think top lane thresh would be going for E first now as that passive was what made him. As for support Thresh, I don't think that there's a definitive answer; if you are in a poke lane, I would max E as you're going to want that passive and don't need the decr... | It depends... I know that this isn't done much, but I would think top lane thresh would be going for E first now as that passive was what made him. As for support Thresh, I don't think that there's a definitive answer; if you are in a poke lane, I would max E as you're going to want that passive and don't need the decr... | [
"Summary: They can drive like this, they just can't do it solo unless they're in a cruiser. \n Though that friend would also have gotten on the loud speaker and started shouting at those cunts who didn't get out of the way, which I didn't see once by this driver. I was really hoping he would have been more liberal ... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 103 |
behroozwolf | Generate the content for a reddit post Turn on server side reticle, be less disappointed at random aiming bullshit due to the ongoing lag failure. | Actually, there's a simpler explanation. Every patch turns the server-side reticle off by default.
This, combined with the recent lag/loss issues affecting many servers, can result in a ridiculous disparity between the client and server-side reticles, especially in SPGs. I regularly notice minor ping bumps resu... | Actually, there's a simpler explanation. Every patch turns the server-side reticle off by default.
This, combined with the recent lag/loss issues affecting many servers, can result in a ridiculous disparity between the client and server-side reticles, especially in SPGs. I regularly notice minor ping bumps resu... | [
"Summary: Bottom line? Get a CGC. If you can't get a CGC, get a M53/55. If you already have a 261 or Bat 155-58 and you're good with it, there will be situational roles for you, but there's no real reason to grind for either of them... and the T92 and GWE are effectively obsolete. Even with tank-locking, you're... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 104 |
hefoxed | Generate the content for a reddit post I live in San Francisco | Yep. I have several pairs of different versions of rainbow toe socks, though I need to restock. Only pictured one foot above cause sock gremlins got the other sock.
Also, most of them have holes in the bottom that coincidentally correspond to the holes in the bottom of my other pair of fivefingers (the pair behind th... | Yep. I have several pairs of different versions of rainbow toe socks, though I need to restock. Only pictured one foot above cause sock gremlins got the other sock.
Also, most of them have holes in the bottom that coincidentally correspond to the holes in the bottom of my other pair of fivefingers (the pair behind th... | [
"Summary: yes, well, sorta.\n\nPost: More terms \n FAAB/MAAB = Female Assigned at Birth/Male assigned at birth (more PC way of saying 'used to be a X'). There's also CAMAB ad CAFAB (Coercively Assigned Male/female At Birth), which is more political/controversial. Course also the older version FTM and MTF (female to... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 105 |
hagridaaron | Generate the content for a reddit post How can I image 20 HP OEM boxes using the current licensing structure? | Well... this story all starts in Phoenix, where I was a SysAdmin for a regional IT department for a decentralized Insurance Brokerage firm. We ordered 90 new workstations, and my boss let me know that I would be configuring them all... by hand. OEM boxes, and no authorized use of images. This was a long, frustrating ta... | Well... this story all starts in Phoenix, where I was a SysAdmin for a regional IT department for a decentralized Insurance Brokerage firm. We ordered 90 new workstations, and my boss let me know that I would be configuring them all... by hand. OEM boxes, and no authorized use of images. This was a long, frustrating ta... | [
"Summary: Fat guy whole life, started dating sexy woman who is into fitness and nutrition. She told him he might not be around when they got older if he didn’t think about his health. He promptly shit his pants.. he had never thought about this before. About a month ago he started eating a little better, and caring... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 106 |
killerjaz123 | Generate the content for a reddit post cheep longboarding gifts to give for birthday | Hey guys,
One of my good buddies birthday is coming up. I have about 10 days till the party. He is one of my longboarding buddies and I don't know what to get him. can you guys think of anything? I want it to be longboard related but I just don't know what to get..I would say my limit would be 50 bucks or so..that is ... | Hey guys,
One of my good buddies birthday is coming up. I have about 10 days till the party. He is one of my longboarding buddies and I don't know what to get him. can you guys think of anything? I want it to be longboard related but I just don't know what to get..I would say my limit would be 50 bucks or so..that is ... | [
"Summary: DO NOT BUY THIS BOARD FOR LONG DISTANCE CRUISING..IF YOU ARE INTERESTED..READ THE ABOVE:) thanks!\n\nPost: Thank you guys for answering my questions when I wasn't hear..and basically everything that was said in place of me..is true. I enjoy a top mount feel more and also.. I am on some pretty flat land so... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 107 |
Jibrish | Generate the content for a reddit post I was a lot more angry at WoW then previously thought... | That's kind of over-complicating it really. You can boil it down to "Get out the fire, do dps to shit that creates fire with your exact rotation." Not to mention that one boss = about 10 minutes worth of content. And the only real reason they have much replay value is because of idiots you're forced to play with (to me... | That's kind of over-complicating it really. You can boil it down to "Get out the fire, do dps to shit that creates fire with your exact rotation." Not to mention that one boss = about 10 minutes worth of content. And the only real reason they have much replay value is because of idiots you're forced to play with (to me... | [
"Summary: sopa\n\nPost: I think that blacking out for a day is pretty visceral way of affecting people who may not have heard of, or do understand the actual ramifications of the bill. \n I doubt it. Non technical people are not technical and have no idea what SOPA is. They will just go \"oops reddits down again\" ... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 108 |
spanky34 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a Plasma fanboy. | Long time Panny owner chiming in here: I've had no issues with burn ins, that's a thing of the past for any decent Plasma set(Panasonic/Samsung). Mine just started it's 5th year of service and it's been great minus the power supply board died at year 3, but it was easily replaced. Plasmas still look best in the dark... | Long time Panny owner chiming in here: I've had no issues with burn ins, that's a thing of the past for any decent Plasma set(Panasonic/Samsung). Mine just started it's 5th year of service and it's been great minus the power supply board died at year 3, but it was easily replaced. Plasmas still look best in the dark... | [
"Summary: Friend-zoned with a girl. Called her a bitch, made her cry, and ruined her birthday.\n\nPost: This girl that I had been friend-zoned with for awhile was having a birthday get together at a bar and she said how happy she was to be seeing me and she also knew how I felt about her. She was recently single ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 109 |
aussie_jason | Generate the content for a reddit post who has aftermarket fender flares and what do you think of them? | Well I foresaw it as being a problem and it was, with my rear loaded down I just have shitty clearance in the rear so I popped off a stock fender flare on a fairly mild trail. Now I'm pondering aftermarket fender flares instead of just putting the stock one back on, which will have the added bonus of giving me a little... | Well I foresaw it as being a problem and it was, with my rear loaded down I just have shitty clearance in the rear so I popped off a stock fender flare on a fairly mild trail. Now I'm pondering aftermarket fender flares instead of just putting the stock one back on, which will have the added bonus of giving me a little... | [
"Summary: not a 4WP fan but triple check any work you have done anywhere\n\nPost: Regardless of where you go make sure to have them go over everything they did with you and triple check their work. I had one of our local 4WP stores upgrade the steering to a Currie Currectlync on my XJ recently, I didn't do a close ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 110 |
vegna871 | Generate the content for a reddit post Can confirm, bad publicity murdered the Dixie Chicks career. | As someone who lives in the Deep South and has a lot of friends and acquaintances who listen to country (though I personally try to avoid it when I can), I can confirm that the Dixie Chicks used to be the single biggest country band in existence around 2002/2003, and even a bit after as the controversy started to boil.... | As someone who lives in the Deep South and has a lot of friends and acquaintances who listen to country (though I personally try to avoid it when I can), I can confirm that the Dixie Chicks used to be the single biggest country band in existence around 2002/2003, and even a bit after as the controversy started to boil.... | [
"Summary: It would take way more work to HD upgrade VII, VIII, or IX, and they'd have to make at least VII way prettier than they're making X to please/pacify fans.\n\nPost: There's a huge difference in the workload involved, though. 1,2,3,4,5, and 6 are easy to make look better while still remaining true to their ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 111 |
Edword23 | Generate the content for a reddit post Enjoy Smite but bad. End up playing with (what I think are) good players. How does matchmaking work? | So I'm new to the MOBA scene and I started with Smite because it seems the least RTS of them all. I'm enjoying it, but I'm terrible at this game. Even when I feel I play a good game, I get crushed. I'm constantly yelled at for feeding, and as hard as I try to avoid death, I'm just not there yet.
So my question is why... | So I'm new to the MOBA scene and I started with Smite because it seems the least RTS of them all. I'm enjoying it, but I'm terrible at this game. Even when I feel I play a good game, I get crushed. I'm constantly yelled at for feeding, and as hard as I try to avoid death, I'm just not there yet.
So my question is why... | [
"Summary: Deserter is fine and needed. Sometimes shit just happens.\n\nPost: Many people feel deserter isn't long enough. If people dodge a ranked queue, they only miss 2 queues for it, and that's costing 9 people that waited out a 15 minute queue a huge chunk of time. And people should be punished for skipping out... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 112 |
Kittenmittons91 | Generate the content for a reddit post Treat yo self. To Halo Hues. | Their new Hologlam collection isn't nearly as holo as the two collections that made everyone freak out. I have China Glaze Kaleidoscope Him Out, a light blue with linear holo, and got Color Club Angel Kiss to compare, since their base color is pretty close. The holo in the CC is even stronger . I have Beyond, too, and... | Their new Hologlam collection isn't nearly as holo as the two collections that made everyone freak out. I have China Glaze Kaleidoscope Him Out, a light blue with linear holo, and got Color Club Angel Kiss to compare, since their base color is pretty close. The holo in the CC is even stronger . I have Beyond, too, and... | [
"Summary: Had the same problem, took more than two months to get my order and when it showed up it was a mess and terrible quality. Seller was rude and gave me a fake tracking number to keep me from filing a Paypal dispute for a refund. I will never order from her again.\n\nPost: I recently posted about this on /r/... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 113 |
SUPERKAMIGURU | Generate the content for a reddit post got screwed hard but still wing manned 2 people into the lighthouse. Had absolutely shit to show on paper for it. Then got 1 of them through their first level 35 Poe on first attempt. Gained valuable insight. | This actually reaffirmed me.
A little backstory: yesterday, I was the ultimate wingman. I didn't have the book for the mercy of osiris, due to lack of coins, but went 9-1 twice in a row with my team.
They did have the mercy on. So, I was able to at least get both of them into the lighthouse, while I had been forsak... | This actually reaffirmed me.
A little backstory: yesterday, I was the ultimate wingman. I didn't have the book for the mercy of osiris, due to lack of coins, but went 9-1 twice in a row with my team.
They did have the mercy on. So, I was able to at least get both of them into the lighthouse, while I had been forsak... | [
"Summary: person hits my car on rolling stop, exchange info. Run into them again at shopping complex, have to ask for directions, get stuck in conversation, got random boner during conversation.\n\nPost: Random boner while exchanging info after someone did a rolling stop and their car tapped the back of mine. I fel... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 114 |
Buzzardry | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't leave a dollar gift in your will. All it does is inconvenience some poor paralegal. | I wrote this above in response to another comment, but here it is again.
God I hate when people insist on doing this in their wills. I spent about 2 years working for a practicing estate planning/probate attorney, and this is such a common thing. The problem is that when you do the accounting and disbursements for th... | I wrote this above in response to another comment, but here it is again.
God I hate when people insist on doing this in their wills. I spent about 2 years working for a practicing estate planning/probate attorney, and this is such a common thing. The problem is that when you do the accounting and disbursements for th... | [
"Summary: MBA's can be useful in conjunction with other advanced/doctoral degrees. But yes, planning is a necessity.\n\nPost: There are other situations where getting an MBA is useful other than branding, such as when you are pursuing other advanced/doctoral degrees. I just finished getting a one year MBA from a lo... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 115 |
Dahija | Generate the content for a reddit post counting calories will work, but the amount allowed needs to be adjusted for thyroid issues; see an endocrinologist. | It's impossible for counting calories to not work, because the only thing that dictates whether or not you lose or gain weight is the calories you burn each day compared to the calories you intake.
Not true, entirely. What dictates whether calorie incoming are used for metabolism or stored for later is your thyroid..... | It's impossible for counting calories to not work, because the only thing that dictates whether or not you lose or gain weight is the calories you burn each day compared to the calories you intake.
Not true, entirely. What dictates whether calorie incoming are used for metabolism or stored for later is your thyroid..... | [
"Summary: just because your friend has an odd sleeping schedule or isn't overjoyed to be back at school doesn't mean anything is wrong with him\n\nPost: Perhaps he's a solitary personality? They do not need social interaction on a day to day basis to define who they are. Scroll down to past the grey box for the Cam... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 116 |
moikederp | Generate the content for a reddit post In some workloads, desktop or nearline drives are perfect and cost-effective. In other workloads, you're going to want a set of enterprise disks. In yet other workloads, in-memory with a slower backing store is OK, and yet others do well with an SSD back or flash cache. Know your ... | No. You can get enterprise drives that spin at 10k or 15k, but when you're running a lot of drives like that, especially in a replicated or RAID setup, single-seek latency isn't going to be the killer.
The difference that the author of OP doesn't seem to know is duty cycle . Nearline drives and other similar to desk... | No. You can get enterprise drives that spin at 10k or 15k, but when you're running a lot of drives like that, especially in a replicated or RAID setup, single-seek latency isn't going to be the killer.
The difference that the author of OP doesn't seem to know is duty cycle . Nearline drives and other similar to desk... | [
"Summary: Do your research on what the car is worth and what you can afford, don't be afraid to walk out the door if things aren't going your way, take it to a mechanic before buying a used car, and remember you have the money they want.\n\nPost: Also, as far as the buying process, assuming you go to a dealership, ... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 117 |
Then_He_Said | Generate the content for a reddit post equal protection clause | I can't remember how they tied it back to the constitution. But their argument was that the recount violated the Equal Protection clause of the constitution because they were being conducted with different standards depending on the county (Palm Beach County was using different standards for what counts than Miami-Dade... | I can't remember how they tied it back to the constitution. But their argument was that the recount violated the Equal Protection clause of the constitution because they were being conducted with different standards depending on the county (Palm Beach County was using different standards for what counts than Miami-Dade... | [
"Summary: Go to the police... unless you made this up, in which case don't. But if this happened, you should go to the police.\n\nPost: Your presentation of this event has led many to believe that this is not something that really happened. If it is something that really happened (I don't have an opinion on it) the... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 118 |
righthandoftyr | Generate the content for a reddit post murderers are perceived as 'normal' people who fell to temptation, sex offenders are perceived as 'crazy' or 'weird'. | I think it mostly has to do with the perception (accurate or not) that sex offenders in some way have a mental defect of sorts. Other crimes, like theft and even murder, are reprehensible, but the motivations can seem understandable to a normal person. "Yes dealing drugs is wrong, but I can understand being tempted b... | I think it mostly has to do with the perception (accurate or not) that sex offenders in some way have a mental defect of sorts. Other crimes, like theft and even murder, are reprehensible, but the motivations can seem understandable to a normal person. "Yes dealing drugs is wrong, but I can understand being tempted b... | [
"Summary: The left sees the ideal rightist government as a coach that doesn't care about his players. The right sees the leftist ideal government as a ref who isn't calling a fair game.\n\nPost: I think it really boils down to a difference in what role they think government plays. To use a sport analogy, if life ... | 49 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 119 |
practeerts | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't steal a man's scotch because its a permanent shit list endorsement. | Not my daughter but my sister.
I can speak for my parents on this one as well but I'll just give my reasons for it.
That asshole stole the majority of a bottle of scotch my best friend gave me for Christmas. I had been saving that thing for occasions when we're hanging out to dole out slowly and enjoy with my best ... | Not my daughter but my sister.
I can speak for my parents on this one as well but I'll just give my reasons for it.
That asshole stole the majority of a bottle of scotch my best friend gave me for Christmas. I had been saving that thing for occasions when we're hanging out to dole out slowly and enjoy with my best ... | [
"Summary: she clearly misled me about her literary capacity and it was annoying at best, relationship breaking at worst. Pimping Margaret Atwood novels as well, go check some out. Also going to add an apology for ranting here because apparently I never did get this off my chest.\n\nPost: I'm going to just reply to ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 120 |
CptNasty | Generate the content for a reddit post I agree the aggressors here sucked, but we also need to appreciate the training and ability of the dude who used his superior knowledge and physical prowess to make a huge group of dude look like toddlers. | The thing is most people aren't trained fighters. This is a trained dude kicking the ass of some shmucks who can't even throw a punch correctly.
If they can't punch I doubt they're going to be able to practice any kind of unit tactics, even the basics.
That said, the boxer did a lot of work to make sure he wasn't sur... | The thing is most people aren't trained fighters. This is a trained dude kicking the ass of some shmucks who can't even throw a punch correctly.
If they can't punch I doubt they're going to be able to practice any kind of unit tactics, even the basics.
That said, the boxer did a lot of work to make sure he wasn't sur... | [
"Summary: There are skills that help you keep your team cohesive. You might enjoy applying them to LoL, that way you will cut down on the people who give up and stop trying to win when they feel like it's a lost cause. But there's always going to be a small minority of people who set out to cause you frustration.\n... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 121 |
Downfaller | Generate the content for a reddit post Texted a girl, ended up fucking her high school sister instead. | I gotten my self into a similar situation. What had happen see was...
I texted a old GF I used to mess around with "Happy Birthday" or something to that effect as Facebook told me it was her birthday. She comes back with "a little late for that". Anyway come to find out, her sister (the one I knew) gave her little si... | I gotten my self into a similar situation. What had happen see was...
I texted a old GF I used to mess around with "Happy Birthday" or something to that effect as Facebook told me it was her birthday. She comes back with "a little late for that". Anyway come to find out, her sister (the one I knew) gave her little si... | [
"Summary: 2x) Explosive Trap\n-LeeRoy, Animal Companion \n Otherwise No Mukla add companion.\n\nPost: I like Mukla I'll probably take out a Companion for him. But I suggest dropping Leeroy as he needs a timber + Unleash to be strong. Boar+Kill command cost the same and isn't dependent on a charge minion getting thr... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 122 |
ResistantLaw | Generate the content for a reddit post Rules are unclear. | Some maps go into sudden death, some maps it just makes you defend again, sometimes you have to do both again based on the time remaining. What the fuck? I never know because every game is different.
I've played a map where both teams captured both points, and then we both had to go again, using the time we had remai... | Some maps go into sudden death, some maps it just makes you defend again, sometimes you have to do both again based on the time remaining. What the fuck? I never know because every game is different.
I've played a map where both teams captured both points, and then we both had to go again, using the time we had remai... | [
"Summary: Possible interest, I was an idiot. Randomly asked her out and she said yes, but I never really talked to her much after that. So it was pointless.\n\nPost: You know, it's kinda funny. I was thinking about this the other day. \n I was in 9th grade and I was interested in this girl, but we only talked in on... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 123 |
Kichigai | Generate the content for a reddit post these stats don't tell us anything useful, and lack any sort of remotely relevant information for editing. Some of the information is even a bit misleading.
Edit: Also note that this is a very obvious piece of advertising. The account is Movavi (right in the name) and all the... | This is misleading.
It's only talking about the most commonly used formats with their software . It isn't an accurate representation of what's actually used most commonly.
>MP4 is the winner on both platforms
A winner in what way? MP4 is the most common distribution format, but that doesn't mean it's any goo... | This is misleading.
It's only talking about the most commonly used formats with their software . It isn't an accurate representation of what's actually used most commonly.
>MP4 is the winner on both platforms
A winner in what way? MP4 is the most common distribution format, but that doesn't mean it's any goo... | [
"Summary: buying an expensive camera is A Bad Idea™.\n\nPost: In the past it always looked a bit choppy when you shoot an Over-the-shoulder scene where an actor says a line...stop... say next line and then rinse and repeat with the other actor. Afterwards, in post production, make it into a conversation. \n Then, I... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 124 |
NetPotionNr9 | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop being a fucktard and be a man by being his buddy. Any piece of shit can be an asshole. | You know, he may just not be able to perform on a high level. Ever consider being approachable and friendly and working with him? He may be offput at first due to a possible history of abuse, mockery, and tricks; but I will bet you he also doesn't like that he has a challenge in life that you simply can't even fathom. | You know, he may just not be able to perform on a high level. Ever consider being approachable and friendly and working with him? He may be offput at first due to a possible history of abuse, mockery, and tricks; but I will bet you he also doesn't like that he has a challenge in life that you simply can't even fathom. | [
"Summary: One of our guys getting a war boo-boo is not the real face of war; America has no fucking capacity to comprehend what war is.\n\nPost: It's so weird. On one hand OP tries to make a connection between the dissociated and mentally deranged notion Americans have of war and the actual effects of battle; on th... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 125 |
runredrabbit | Generate the content for a reddit post People really do care about each other, it's just that teenagers suck at it. As people get older, they tend to suck a lot less, and they get better at these things.
Edit: Typos and spelling. | I hope this doesn't come across as condescending. I certainly don't mean it to be, but there's a risk that it's going to sound that way.
> I am a senior in High School
There's your problem.
Teenagers pretty much just suck. It's not their fault, it's just that they haven't really figured out the whole "how to be a... | I hope this doesn't come across as condescending. I certainly don't mean it to be, but there's a risk that it's going to sound that way.
> I am a senior in High School
There's your problem.
Teenagers pretty much just suck. It's not their fault, it's just that they haven't really figured out the whole "how to be a... | [
"Summary: you're taking the idea of genes wanting to be passed down too literally. Genes don't care. Genes don't have a teleological purpose, they just are what they are. What we consider to be \"right\" or \"wrong\" in terms of genetics is just us extending our thought process to non-sentient objects.\n\nPost: If ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 126 |
BackyardMechanic | Generate the content for a reddit post I meet future self, and argue with him a lot because we're both stubborn. We get some Chinese food, talk about the space-time continuum, and either go go-karting with booze, or plan on taking over the world. We fail in taking over the world because of my habit of procrastinating o... | Part 1: THE BEGINNING. 9AM. FIRST CONTACT
Well, future me would try to contact present me, but present me wouldn't trust future me because present me is an asshole, so present me would tell future me to fuck off, until future me would give present me something like winning lottery ticket numbers (I've always promised... | Part 1: THE BEGINNING. 9AM. FIRST CONTACT
Well, future me would try to contact present me, but present me wouldn't trust future me because present me is an asshole, so present me would tell future me to fuck off, until future me would give present me something like winning lottery ticket numbers (I've always promised... | [
"Summary: Intelligence (to me) doesn't exist. It's merely a perception people have. Give intelligence your own definition, as to what you want to become, and eventually people will see you as such.\n\nPost: Intelligence to me, at least, has many different definitions, based on the context to which I use it. If I'm ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 127 |
lowdownlow | Generate the content for a reddit post There are plenty of reasons. Outwardly it looks pretty pathetic, but IMO it's based on years of ingrained culture. | Figured I'd drop my two cents. First, I think it's one-sided to automatically insinuate that only one partner should learn the other's language. I've been in China for a total of 9 months now and I went from zero Mandarin to being able to hold my own in a conversation. Although with some difficulty, holding my own mean... | Figured I'd drop my two cents. First, I think it's one-sided to automatically insinuate that only one partner should learn the other's language. I've been in China for a total of 9 months now and I went from zero Mandarin to being able to hold my own in a conversation. Although with some difficulty, holding my own mean... | [
"Summary: I'm probably being overly-nervous.\n\nPost: China back to the US. I changed my whole lifestyle here, some of the things I'm nervous about are getting back behind the wheel. I have access to plenty of supermarket goods where I'm living in China and it isn't really the best of areas. \n I think having to wa... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 128 |
Kiyralayne | Generate the content for a reddit post Trust me, I completely understand
Edit: I made it sound like I don't appreciate my ring, I love it more than anything! It is so important to me. | I have parents just like yours! It's really hard, I'm 21 and my parents still control me. Before my fiancee (they don't know that bit) left for BMT, For months and months I was only allowed to see her once a week, before I begged and demanded they let me see her more because she will be gone for six years. All my mom w... | I have parents just like yours! It's really hard, I'm 21 and my parents still control me. Before my fiancee (they don't know that bit) left for BMT, For months and months I was only allowed to see her once a week, before I begged and demanded they let me see her more because she will be gone for six years. All my mom w... | [
"Summary: I am trying to be dominant, which seems to be natural to me, but I'm having difficulty with being aggressive and confident enough to make it work. Any help or advice?\n\nPost: So, I don't mind being the more dominant one with my fiancee, it's just... I don't know how to be strong and do dominant things li... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 129 |
myquestionsandsuch | Generate the content for a reddit post I can't figure out and stop my vaginally itching. I want a sex life, but this is stopping me from it!
Edit : I guess I should say where the itching is located. Ha! The itching is in my inner labia majora. If you spread them apart, it's reddest closest to my vagina. It appears to... | Hey reddit. I'm a 21 year old female. I've been in a monogamous relationship for over 1.5 years. He's my first partner, I'm his second.
The itching started in late October. I finally went to urgent care on November first. I had a full pelvic exam. They said it looked like I had a yeast infection and gave me the pill ... | Hey reddit. I'm a 21 year old female. I've been in a monogamous relationship for over 1.5 years. He's my first partner, I'm his second.
The itching started in late October. I finally went to urgent care on November first. I had a full pelvic exam. They said it looked like I had a yeast infection and gave me the pill ... | [
"Summary: I keep worrying about my relationship when I have no real reason to.\n\nPost: I have been dating my boyfriend (20) for a little over six months now. We were friends for about six moths before we even started dating, so we know each other pretty well. This is my first real relationship, his second. \n Late... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 130 |
iliketoking | Generate the content for a reddit post you can learn on a 600cc as long as you can handle it and ride responsibly, it is your choice depending on your exact needs whether a 250cc makes more sense than a 600cc or the opposite | Really r/motorcycles?? More advice from people that do not ride the bikes they are warning about.
Top comment from some one riding a 250 telling another person that a 600 will be too hard. How would you know if you've never ridden a 600?
Another comment stating you will flip if you twist half throttle on a 600cc. S... | Really r/motorcycles?? More advice from people that do not ride the bikes they are warning about.
Top comment from some one riding a 250 telling another person that a 600 will be too hard. How would you know if you've never ridden a 600?
Another comment stating you will flip if you twist half throttle on a 600cc. S... | [
"Summary: the cop is being too dangerous for the situation should have just pulled the person over rather than tailgating to that extent.\n\nPost: I don't dislike police officers but the extent to which he was tailgating was down right dangerous. And in any situation you do not know who is driving the vehicle. It c... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 131 |
suddenly_seymour | Generate the content for a reddit post BOTRK first isn't bad, but often times it's not optimal. | As Cait, you should have more safe opportunities to AA than almost any other ADC in the game (aside Tristana) due to your long range. Add on to that the fact that only 2 skills scale with AD (and one is R with a long cd), and it just makes sense to itemize for almost pure AA damage.
Your best choices for maximizing A... | As Cait, you should have more safe opportunities to AA than almost any other ADC in the game (aside Tristana) due to your long range. Add on to that the fact that only 2 skills scale with AD (and one is R with a long cd), and it just makes sense to itemize for almost pure AA damage.
Your best choices for maximizing A... | [
"Summary: It's not really fair to blame a lot of Americans, but because most foreigners don't realize how deeply messed up our current system is, they don't realize that.\n\nPost: The issue with America is that a lot of foreigners see us (all Americans) as being complicit in the atrocious way our government is run ... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 132 |
efischerSC2 | Generate the content for a reddit post I wish I would have been more involved in 'stupid' school activities, because even though they are dumb/pointless, they are tons of fun to be a part of. | I wish I had done more school activities.
I spent my high school career making fun of people for being into the football team, the band, musicals, whatever.
At the end of my 11th grade year I was convinced to be a part of the school's production of Our Town, and I had so much fun with it. Not the actual play, I ha... | I wish I had done more school activities.
I spent my high school career making fun of people for being into the football team, the band, musicals, whatever.
At the end of my 11th grade year I was convinced to be a part of the school's production of Our Town, and I had so much fun with it. Not the actual play, I ha... | [
"Summary: History has shown us we are more than likely going to sit back and take it like a bitch, no matter how bad things get.\n\nPost: Through out history, for the most part, whenever a government runs it's country into the ground, the people don't do anything. Just because we are in the modern world doesn't me... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 133 |
iLuVtiffany | Generate the content for a reddit post your teachers know when you are copying each other on tests. It's really obvious. | Not a teacher, but became real good friends with a few. Sometimes they ask favors and it's hard to deny. Like yesterday, one of my professor friends asked me to watch a class while they took a test and said "Just tear up whoever is obviously cheating". He stressed "obviously" a lot and had me thinking about it. D... | Not a teacher, but became real good friends with a few. Sometimes they ask favors and it's hard to deny. Like yesterday, one of my professor friends asked me to watch a class while they took a test and said "Just tear up whoever is obviously cheating". He stressed "obviously" a lot and had me thinking about it. D... | [
"Summary: America, like everything else in the world, has both good and bad. You choose to look at only the negative and not both sides. Could America change for the better? Yes it could. So could every other country in the world. \n As an American I am proud to be one. If you don't like us, fuck you.\n\nPost:... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 134 |
Hq3473 | Generate the content for a reddit post this is just one more feel-good, unenforceable, victim-less crime whose only effect would be more violations of constitutional rights, and maybe an ex-con or two receiving jail sentences when police has nothing else on them. | The law is stupid because it is just one more example of "victim-less" crime that is unenforceable, and only serves to-criminalize ex-cons who have not actually committed that hurt anyone.
1) The law is victim-less. Victim-less crimes are notoriously hard to police, and encourage police to engage in aggressive search... | The law is stupid because it is just one more example of "victim-less" crime that is unenforceable, and only serves to-criminalize ex-cons who have not actually committed that hurt anyone.
1) The law is victim-less. Victim-less crimes are notoriously hard to police, and encourage police to engage in aggressive search... | [
"Summary: Your post boils down to: It's easy not to be fat if you have time, money and live in a good neighborhood. \n Also keep in mind that obesity is correlated to low income:\n\nPost: A lot of assumptions made here. \n >3 meals a day, 1 small breakfast, 1 small lunch, and a medium sized dinner. No (or very litt... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 135 |
samuriwerewolf | Generate the content for a reddit post Do it, the regret is worse than the rejection.
Edit: I accidentally a word | I'll tell you this. I am in the exact same situation down to the letter. Male, 19, her 20, 2/3 classes together. I was in the exact same situation last semester as well, we had 3 classes together, but I did nothing. Luckily I get another chance this semester. We're on the same degree track so we'll be having a lot ... | I'll tell you this. I am in the exact same situation down to the letter. Male, 19, her 20, 2/3 classes together. I was in the exact same situation last semester as well, we had 3 classes together, but I did nothing. Luckily I get another chance this semester. We're on the same degree track so we'll be having a lot ... | [
"Summary: Fuck Greyhound!\n\nPost: Edit: Where were you traveling to? I had a shitty experience from Vegas to LA to Long Beach and had a friend pick me up in LA because the bus never came. \n I had a similar experience with GreyHound from a trip from Vegas To SoCal as well. 2 busses to Vegas, 2 back. All of them... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 136 |
The_Dirty_Carl | Generate the content for a reddit post If you like printed books, you have nothing to gain from an e-reader. | I got a kindle for my birthday and I kind of feel the same way. It's definitely cool, but I still prefer real books. I never take it out in public because I don't want to break it. While it is a very sturdy device, it is an incredibly fragile book.
It doesn't save much money, either. Most recent books are only a ... | I got a kindle for my birthday and I kind of feel the same way. It's definitely cool, but I still prefer real books. I never take it out in public because I don't want to break it. While it is a very sturdy device, it is an incredibly fragile book.
It doesn't save much money, either. Most recent books are only a ... | [
"Summary: All an antenna is is a piece of metal. If you're having trouble picking up stations in a building, use some clean wire to attach your radio's antenna to \nstructural steel in the building.\n\nPost: To understand how antennas work, we first have to talk about electromagnetics fields. Fancy word for somet... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 137 |
WontDoAnal | Generate the content for a reddit post I fucking hate doctors. | It's not really any better why they lie to you about it. My old doctor would leave the room and come back having obviously googled my sysmptoms. When she quoted webmd verbatim I called her out on it (not even mad, just like, "haha, I use the internet too!") and she was super weird and flustered and tried to deny it. ... | It's not really any better why they lie to you about it. My old doctor would leave the room and come back having obviously googled my sysmptoms. When she quoted webmd verbatim I called her out on it (not even mad, just like, "haha, I use the internet too!") and she was super weird and flustered and tried to deny it. ... | [
"Summary: I won't put cigarette butts in my pocket but I will put the smoke in my lungs so apparently I value my pockets more than my body/life?\n\nPost: This looks like an AdBusters parody ad. The kind of faux-environmentalism companies like Phillip-Morris and Dow Petrochemicals like to promote to obscure their t... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 138 |
The_Law_of_Pizza | Generate the content for a reddit post You're not getting any serious responses because you haven't made any serious assertions. You're just repeating sensationalist, high-school/freshman level talking points. It's clear that you don't have a broad grasp of the larger issues at play on the international stage. | A one sentence answer (not yours) about how I don't know what I'm talking about...
Well, maybe you'd get more constructive responses if you didn't post stuff like:
>But if America is the worst country in the world right now doing the worst things to other countries and its people...
The US has its hand in some un... | A one sentence answer (not yours) about how I don't know what I'm talking about...
Well, maybe you'd get more constructive responses if you didn't post stuff like:
>But if America is the worst country in the world right now doing the worst things to other countries and its people...
The US has its hand in some un... | [
"Summary: There is a point at which diminishing returns makes overlapping safeguards redundant, especially for a fixable problem, and the pill + condoms crosses that line.\n\nPost: I want to know why this isn't up at the top. \n Because out of the 1% failure rate of the pill, the vast majority of that is user error... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 139 |
Ramacher | Generate the content for a reddit post want to know if magnet in your case is throwing off your compass. | I have [this boxwave wallet]( case that does not have the sleep/wake feature. All the wallet cases that do have the feature had a flap/clasp which I don't want.
I found out the sleep/wake is activated by a magnetic sensor on the front of the device just a tad above the volume up button. So I found small magnet and g... | I have [this boxwave wallet]( case that does not have the sleep/wake feature. All the wallet cases that do have the feature had a flap/clasp which I don't want.
I found out the sleep/wake is activated by a magnetic sensor on the front of the device just a tad above the volume up button. So I found small magnet and g... | [
"Summary: Got sucker punched infront of 2 cops and they didn't do anything about it.\n\nPost: Last SXSW I was walking by the entrance to the parking garage on Brazos between 5th & 6th and this cute little latin chick walked up to me and asked me where I was headed. Instantly I had a bad feeling about it, and i've h... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 140 |
sketchy7 | Generate the content for a reddit post Corruption is the norm, secrets are necessary, and ironically, our politicians actually HAVE TO lie to us. | Not quite. Cant respond to you now, but here is one I just wrote.
>It's even more ignorant to place that faith in people with close to absolute power with no accountability.
Absolute power is what basically every nation-state has. We implement checks and balances to keep it in check, but who watches those who impl... | Not quite. Cant respond to you now, but here is one I just wrote.
>It's even more ignorant to place that faith in people with close to absolute power with no accountability.
Absolute power is what basically every nation-state has. We implement checks and balances to keep it in check, but who watches those who impl... | [
"Summary: no 3 strikes for brownlow medalists, bad publicity.\n\nPost: Not sure if your interested, but my ex shared a work-pod with 1 of the 2 WA drug testers for both WstCst and Freo from that era. When cousins brought out his doco the drug tester in question was annoyed at how full of shit cousins was so he bla... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 141 |
Im5andwhatisthis | Generate the content for a reddit post Keep level as-is, don't train it. Train hp/str/def up to 70 each stat at the KI Academy, then move to MI school and train HP higher. | Five Dubloon Coins are cheaper than codestones as of now, so go with the Academy. Stick with the Academy until you get all your fighting stats (HP/STR/DEF) up to twice your level, so 70 each right now. You shouldn't be training your level at all right now. If you go past level 40, you'll be paying 3 codestones per cour... | Five Dubloon Coins are cheaper than codestones as of now, so go with the Academy. Stick with the Academy until you get all your fighting stats (HP/STR/DEF) up to twice your level, so 70 each right now. You shouldn't be training your level at all right now. If you go past level 40, you'll be paying 3 codestones per cour... | [
"Summary: The world of Bleach has unchangeables, same as every other world. If you're living in a world where everything is changeable by the author at any time, just because they say so, that's a really shitty story. The beauty of a story comes when you are shown something you totally didn't expect, but somehow, s... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 142 |
HuevoSplash | Generate the content for a reddit post Every time some dickhead cop or cop sympathizer brings out the "you hate cops now, but what will you say when you need our protection?" remember this article. | And THIS is the fucking problem with cops. They're tough guys when they're giving your mom a ticket, performing a midnight raid of the local pot dealer hippie, or busting some black kid walking down the street, but when it comes time to be an actual hero and stop a psycho killer in his tracks? Gigantic pussies.
Thi... | And THIS is the fucking problem with cops. They're tough guys when they're giving your mom a ticket, performing a midnight raid of the local pot dealer hippie, or busting some black kid walking down the street, but when it comes time to be an actual hero and stop a psycho killer in his tracks? Gigantic pussies.
Thi... | [
"Summary: Sounds like my descendants would be stepping foot on an alien planet while yours will be sitting on a rotting Earth watching old space operas. \n Edit: You'd be more likely to see better technology from a ship that could catch up to you on the ship itself than to simply wait for it on earth thanks to rel... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 143 |
hungfun | Generate the content for a reddit post Squirting is almost completely urine, but it does have a little PSA in it too, unlike regular urine. | This study showed that it was, indeed, urine.
Yes, that's what it concluded. However, this won't stop all the arguments, because other studies analyzed it and said that the women's urine had a different chemical composition than the "ejaculate" during orgasm. They actually collected it and did a full analysis. This o... | This study showed that it was, indeed, urine.
Yes, that's what it concluded. However, this won't stop all the arguments, because other studies analyzed it and said that the women's urine had a different chemical composition than the "ejaculate" during orgasm. They actually collected it and did a full analysis. This o... | [
"Summary: you used the non-bone-pressed measurement, while I used the bone-pressed measurement.\n\nPost: Hi! Creator of the chart here! \n Here's what I think happened, because this has happened before. \n \n You went [here]( \n \n You read: \"Mean flaccid length was 8.8 cm., stretched length 12.4 cm. and erect l... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 144 |
NatchBox | Generate the content for a reddit post A ghost farted in my face. | Hey guys!
So I just remembered this while lurking. Can't say its that scary, kinda funny I guess. Here goes
So I was up late one night as a 15 year old. I couldn't sleep so I turned on my light and cracked open calvin and hobbes since it usually relaxes me. Our house is not that old but when someone walked on my ha... | Hey guys!
So I just remembered this while lurking. Can't say its that scary, kinda funny I guess. Here goes
So I was up late one night as a 15 year old. I couldn't sleep so I turned on my light and cracked open calvin and hobbes since it usually relaxes me. Our house is not that old but when someone walked on my ha... | [
"Summary: hardware hasn't changed but the difference is at the point where \"how well its uses\" will effect how the game looks so one games can look and run better than ps4 but the opposite is just as possible\n\nPost: The hardware hasn't changed but how it utilized has. At this point think the difference between ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 145 |
chrism3 | Generate the content for a reddit post Apparently the only ones with any say are the AKC and NAMASCUSA
EDIT:
Would the WiggleButts community like to have an AMA with the President of MASCA to clear up why they say the "[Mini Aussie Is Here To Stay]( why the Mini American Shepherd is a different breed, & any other q... | What it comes down to is this: recognized dog clubs have made a decision on how to handle things. We are going along with that.
Miniature Australian Shepherd Club of America isn't recognized dog club?
The National Stock Dog Registry isn't a recognized registry now?
American Pet Registry isn't a recognized regis... | What it comes down to is this: recognized dog clubs have made a decision on how to handle things. We are going along with that.
Miniature Australian Shepherd Club of America isn't recognized dog club?
The National Stock Dog Registry isn't a recognized registry now?
American Pet Registry isn't a recognized regis... | [
"Summary: I want 3/5 of your quiver setup! Enjoy it!\n\nPost: I came REALLY close to buying a used Bhangra. It sold a day before I called the owner w/ cash in hand. One day... In the mean time I'm loving my new Sama. Pretty sure my next board will be a drop-deck like your penguin. I'm digging the Symbian by Lush!",... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 146 |
hockeyrugby | Generate the content for a reddit post How do you feel about Brazilian politics and the public view of Brazil | I am not an expert but do hold a fair amount of cash in the market. I imagine you have other assets too. So assuming that I suggest you sell half in about a month. Many people are selling now that will sell you short and to be frank you have a lot for yourself maybe, but not a lot for what is on the open market. Sell h... | I am not an expert but do hold a fair amount of cash in the market. I imagine you have other assets too. So assuming that I suggest you sell half in about a month. Many people are selling now that will sell you short and to be frank you have a lot for yourself maybe, but not a lot for what is on the open market. Sell h... | [
"Summary: I do not have a solution but want to approach the problem from a gender perspective and less of a racial perspective.\n\nPost: I think that you hit on something that is really important. Most of these people are males. This is not because \"boys will be boys\" IMO, but a reflection of who is taken care of... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 147 |
Jmsnwbrd | Generate the content for a reddit post stop procrastinating and start doing - now. | To OP - the best thing that ever happened to me (when I was in a rut) was to stop putting things off. Whenever you realize something needs to get done - go do it right then. There are exceptions obviously, but don't make a habit of using exceptions/excuses. The feeling of achieving short term goals not only on a daily... | To OP - the best thing that ever happened to me (when I was in a rut) was to stop putting things off. Whenever you realize something needs to get done - go do it right then. There are exceptions obviously, but don't make a habit of using exceptions/excuses. The feeling of achieving short term goals not only on a daily... | [
"Summary: I can think of obscure movies and music and then the movie or song will come on the tv or radio within the next couple minutes or days. Happens all the time.\n\nPost: I have this odd thing with music and movies. Very obscure music and movies \"turn up\" when I randomly think of them. Two odd examples - I ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 148 |
hoshitreavers | Generate the content for a reddit post everyone needs to stop using the idiotic minority of paranoid hippy dippy weirdos as a reason to immediately dismiss certain dietary choices | Okay, srsly getting sick of seeing this one come up. Yes, there are whackjobs out there that won't eat anything that didn't come from Farmer John's Family Organic Farm down the road.
BUT many of the people avoiding "chemicals" are not going "hurr durr gotta avoid dihydrogen monoxide omg." They are avoiding preser... | Okay, srsly getting sick of seeing this one come up. Yes, there are whackjobs out there that won't eat anything that didn't come from Farmer John's Family Organic Farm down the road.
BUT many of the people avoiding "chemicals" are not going "hurr durr gotta avoid dihydrogen monoxide omg." They are avoiding preser... | [
"Summary: celiac is to gluten-intolerance as AIDs is to HIV. It's the end result of a long term problem. And like you said, it's waaaaay difficult to definitively diagnose\n\nPost: Think of celiac disease as the result of long-term exposure or extended hyper-reaction to gluten. It takes awhile to develop, and th... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 149 |
metaranha | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't blame the agency alone. Blame ourselves and get your ass to the polls EVERY VOTING YEAR. | I'm late to this party so I doubt many people will see this comment, but listen, people...
It's easy for us to all look at an organization like the CIA and blame them directly, but you have to understand a very important fact with regard to the actions of any government organization be it the IRS, FBI, NSA, Departmen... | I'm late to this party so I doubt many people will see this comment, but listen, people...
It's easy for us to all look at an organization like the CIA and blame them directly, but you have to understand a very important fact with regard to the actions of any government organization be it the IRS, FBI, NSA, Departmen... | [
"Summary: Digg died because of site redesign which caused the democratic system to completely fail. That is not what is happening here. Period.\n\nPost: Ok, let's make something clear though... \n Digg had many problems, but the one that broke the camel's back was the decision to change to V4. As pointed out previo... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 150 |
rockytimber | Generate the content for a reddit post Cross cultural sensitivity awareness from the BaconSmashingMafia | When a kensho is expressed language is asked to perform a miracle. The listener should not call bullshit just over language, but only if they sense an ego fart of such dimensions that you have to put the tea down for a minute. To slam sincerity in those who are reaching out is not wrong, but it is probably insensi... | When a kensho is expressed language is asked to perform a miracle. The listener should not call bullshit just over language, but only if they sense an ego fart of such dimensions that you have to put the tea down for a minute. To slam sincerity in those who are reaching out is not wrong, but it is probably insensi... | [
"Summary: nothing stops anyone from noticing anything except when they complain about it or avoid it. Be with what you are doing. If what you are doing is that dumb, pointless, etc. do something else. Shit or get off the can.\n\nPost: 1.Notice how you feel, see what you see, don't try to turn off how you... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 151 |
mangeek | Generate the content for a reddit post Good people do the wrong thing, sometimes. | Same cop who asked the 'freaky statue' to stop... Sorry, I forget those details.
I know him in real life. He's a decent guy, under a lot of pressure to keep things 'normal' in a district that includes two universities full of oddballs and a neighborhood that's known for violence. | Same cop who asked the 'freaky statue' to stop... Sorry, I forget those details.
I know him in real life. He's a decent guy, under a lot of pressure to keep things 'normal' in a district that includes two universities full of oddballs and a neighborhood that's known for violence. | [
"Summary: I live in a state that's had 76 years of single-party left-wing labor-friendly rule, and they've effectively elevated public workers to the upper middle class on the backs of the working and middle classes in the private sector.\n\nPost: Except that's not how it really is, at least in my state. They got c... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 152 |
thebraken | Generate the content for a reddit post I wasn't hurting for work enough to not know when or where I'd be working for the next few days. | Two days.
I had just been hired by an electrical contracting company as an apprentice. Their office was about two hours from my house and work started at 6am - No problem, they were happy to have me commute directly to the job sites, which were generally closer to home.
So, the plan was to work from 6 to 2 or 7 to ... | Two days.
I had just been hired by an electrical contracting company as an apprentice. Their office was about two hours from my house and work started at 6am - No problem, they were happy to have me commute directly to the job sites, which were generally closer to home.
So, the plan was to work from 6 to 2 or 7 to ... | [
"Summary: CKD if you want to SKD if you don't, both are good. If you're not sure, do some research and give CKD a try for a few weeks and see how you like it.\n\nPost: First a quick point of semantics, what you're talking about with ~25g carbs before and after your workout sounds more like TKD, than CKD which is ch... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 153 |
s317sv17vnv | Generate the content for a reddit post Neither of us were ready, but kissed anyway because peer pressure. | I was a freshman in high school saying goodbye to my boyfriend at the time one day after class. Then the assholes that I had to take the school bus with walked by and started yelling things at us (they liked making fun of me for no particular reason). My boyfriend said "If we kiss, will those idiots shut up?" I said "P... | I was a freshman in high school saying goodbye to my boyfriend at the time one day after class. Then the assholes that I had to take the school bus with walked by and started yelling things at us (they liked making fun of me for no particular reason). My boyfriend said "If we kiss, will those idiots shut up?" I said "P... | [
"Summary: Mom goes to parent-teacher conference, visits teacher who only knows me because of my touchy boyfriend.\n\nPost: In high school, my boyfriend at the time was the president of an afterschool club, so I hung out there a lot. Anyway, he was very touchy-feely and seemed to get a kick out of randomly grabbing ... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 154 |
ratjea | Generate the content for a reddit post Deregulation of media mergers and gutting of market ownership limits beginning with Reagan, combined with dropping the Fairness Doctrine by Bush the first, which made media promise to serve the public good in response for being allowed to use public airwaves, led to where we are ... | I'd say it began in the 1980s, in the Reagan era. His administration did/passed two things that created a perfect niche for shit like Rush Limbaugh and Fox News to take hold.
For the first time since the days of the trustbusters (e.g., Teddy Roosevelt), media was allowed to merge and consolidate virtually unhindered.... | I'd say it began in the 1980s, in the Reagan era. His administration did/passed two things that created a perfect niche for shit like Rush Limbaugh and Fox News to take hold.
For the first time since the days of the trustbusters (e.g., Teddy Roosevelt), media was allowed to merge and consolidate virtually unhindered.... | [
"Summary: ALEC provides all those shitty bills to states that Republicans are passing that privatize public services (their goal is privatize everything so corporations profit) and restrict rights. \n By quieting talk of the wage gap and disseminating misinformation, the author of this article is working to change ... | 61 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 155 |
cromemako83 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't cut weenies also a bonus cool link [Laci Green]( | Something we are starting to look on unfavorably in the US (much of Europe already frowns on this practice):
Circumcision
What started as a way to make a covenant between a Jewish person and god (I guess). For some reason America went wild with the cutting of baby peen; this will hopefully soon fall out of prominen... | Something we are starting to look on unfavorably in the US (much of Europe already frowns on this practice):
Circumcision
What started as a way to make a covenant between a Jewish person and god (I guess). For some reason America went wild with the cutting of baby peen; this will hopefully soon fall out of prominen... | [
"Summary: I am Reuben\n\nPost: Reuben]( \n The Sandwich is representative of all things I love, it also isn't too worried about being healthy and just wants to indulge your dark side >:) \n I love Sauerkraut and Kim-chi I've actually make kraut before (will be making Kim-chi soon once I get a fermentation crock. \n... | 76 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 156 |
swotam | Generate the content for a reddit post Get Shadow of Mordor, consider GTA5 for later. | Shadow of Mordor is an awesome game, I just finished the Platinum last night and it was a ton of fun. Now, most games are fun, but IMO this game was a LOT of fun.
It's definitely worth $25-$35 if you can get it on a Black Friday deal (pretty sure Target and KMart have it for $25). It's not really comparable to GTA5, ... | Shadow of Mordor is an awesome game, I just finished the Platinum last night and it was a ton of fun. Now, most games are fun, but IMO this game was a LOT of fun.
It's definitely worth $25-$35 if you can get it on a Black Friday deal (pretty sure Target and KMart have it for $25). It's not really comparable to GTA5, ... | [
"Summary: They should give a smaller amount of rep for a loss\n\nPost: I think they should have just put in an incentive to stay, as mentioned giving +10 rep for a loss would be suitable. \n Just because it's Iron Banner and it's \"bring your A game PVP\" doesn't mean that only the winners should get something for ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 157 |
PeeEqualsNP | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not necessarily the drivers fault. The company deliver too many packages in too little time and gets mad if they don't deliver all the packages but also gets mad if they work too much overtime. | I feel I need to shed some light on this, as my dad is a UPS driver and has been for 25 years. They are expected to make a certain number of deliveries every day, which they should be because thats their job. Only problem is they use not proven methods to determine that number. They have civil engineers right out of co... | I feel I need to shed some light on this, as my dad is a UPS driver and has been for 25 years. They are expected to make a certain number of deliveries every day, which they should be because thats their job. Only problem is they use not proven methods to determine that number. They have civil engineers right out of co... | [
"Summary: Yes he did, and yes that's petty\n\nPost: He doesn't have to. Wattmeter threw up a strawman trying to change the subject to \"How can you deny science?\" instead of \"How can you vote for someone who denies science?\". \n yella also explains his use of 'How petty' on the original point. \n You asked how y... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 158 |
strokethekitty | Generate the content for a reddit post Organized religion is religious politics. Under the guise of righteousness and holiness, they construe extremely complex situations into simplistic dumbed down versions so as to persuade the congregation/public into accepting overly simplistic "solutions" to said problems.
Sorry... | This kind of wordplay has led me into distrust of organized religion in general. When i came of the age of understanding, i realized that organized religion leaders use common words during complex discussions, misleading the public or congregation into believing the problem they are presenting is a simple one and it de... | This kind of wordplay has led me into distrust of organized religion in general. When i came of the age of understanding, i realized that organized religion leaders use common words during complex discussions, misleading the public or congregation into believing the problem they are presenting is a simple one and it de... | [
"Summary: Your answer is contained within the paragraphs of the Declaration of Independence.\n\nPost: I will only hint at it, but, as prescribed by the paradigms our forefathers have original set forth, our fisrt course of action is to address our government directly concerning our grievances. In this stage, we hav... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 159 |
Saicotic | Generate the content for a reddit post you can get a brand new 120GB SSD for under $100. I got my 120GB Kingston X 3k for $90 months ago, and prices have only gotten lower. | Lol no. Prices on SSD's have fallen to $1/GB or less, even on the really high quality drives, like the Intel 330 and the Samsung 840. Pretty much the only drives that'll run you more than $1.25/GB have a capacity of over 250GB ,and even those are falling in price. | Lol no. Prices on SSD's have fallen to $1/GB or less, even on the really high quality drives, like the Intel 330 and the Samsung 840. Pretty much the only drives that'll run you more than $1.25/GB have a capacity of over 250GB ,and even those are falling in price. | [
"Summary: it's certainly useful but it's not for everyone, especially people who flash a lot.\n\nPost: Not true. You can't permanently decrypt it without doing a full wipe of the phone. That makes nandroid backups largely worthless, since all backup solutions I know of either won't back up an encrypted partition (e... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 160 |
my_baby_ate_dingos | Generate the content for a reddit post Une psychopathe légère.
Ca n'a rien à voir avec le sujet, mais j'étais pas "En phase d'approche ". C'est tout... | Mouais. Donc c'est qu'il était en phase d'approche.
Bon, juste pour établir la vérité, sachant que c'est à moi que c'est arrivé. Je rentre en soirée un jour chez un pote, et cette nana, plutôt mignonne, vient me voir assez rapidement et me dit "C'est toi /u/my_baby_ate_dingos, le pote de <pote>?" Je réponds par l'aff... | Mouais. Donc c'est qu'il était en phase d'approche.
Bon, juste pour établir la vérité, sachant que c'est à moi que c'est arrivé. Je rentre en soirée un jour chez un pote, et cette nana, plutôt mignonne, vient me voir assez rapidement et me dit "C'est toi /u/my_baby_ate_dingos, le pote de <pote>?" Je réponds par l'aff... | [
"Summary: The \"sanctity\" of the position of French President, combined with Mitterrand's natural authority and mastery of politics, prevented disagreements from spilling over into the public and from being resolved in any other way than Mitterrand quickly regaining the upper hand. \n The Third Cohabitation, from ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 161 |
Pungenday | Generate the content for a reddit post My understanding is that Communism is not a goal, but a (misguided) means to achieving Anarchism. To say that you're a Communist is just saying that you believe the best way to achieve Anarchism is through an authoritarian power structure, which is kind of contradictory...
I cou... | I may be misunderstanding the issue, but I always thought that the objective of Communism was to achieve a stateless society where the means of production and property are controlled by the people - i.e. Anarchism.
The only difference is that Communists wish to achieve this through the creation of an all powerful sta... | I may be misunderstanding the issue, but I always thought that the objective of Communism was to achieve a stateless society where the means of production and property are controlled by the people - i.e. Anarchism.
The only difference is that Communists wish to achieve this through the creation of an all powerful sta... | [
"Summary: Outis, I am fond of your commentary and I know you are here. <3\n\nPost: Kudos to whoever from here has been outlining socialist theory to ryggesogn2 in the comments. This quote did come to mind when reading your posts, Orwell found did not find it lacking. \n > Answer not a fool according to his folly,... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 162 |
Ikasatu | Generate the content for a reddit post Moo? | Having worked in IT for several years, I can tell you the reason, but the answer isn't short.
My view of "The Problem":
The arc is very similar to the dissolution of the Guilds during the Industrial Revolution.
In the wild and wooly early days of computer science, technicians were few and all-powerful. If you wer... | Having worked in IT for several years, I can tell you the reason, but the answer isn't short.
My view of "The Problem":
The arc is very similar to the dissolution of the Guilds during the Industrial Revolution.
In the wild and wooly early days of computer science, technicians were few and all-powerful. If you wer... | [
"Summary: Due care should be taken when crafting something you wish others to consume. \n Also Also Wik: I don't know what I expected from someone named after that owl!\n\nPost: So you're saying that you wouldn't mind if you get to have all three meals you would have eaten today, but you must eat them all at once, ... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 163 |
gruesky | Generate the content for a reddit post Culture = Language. Implant = doesn't 'cure', lots of controversy over medical $ influence. | The primary force behind the creation of a cultural community is language. So it's fairly natural that a community formed around their shared signed language. As well, there are many differences in international signed languages although most only know about ASL - American Sign Language (which is somewhat inappropria... | The primary force behind the creation of a cultural community is language. So it's fairly natural that a community formed around their shared signed language. As well, there are many differences in international signed languages although most only know about ASL - American Sign Language (which is somewhat inappropria... | [
"Summary: Old Norse is still very much with us.\n\nPost: This isn't entirely accurate. Old Norse (ON) and Old English (OE) married and there is some contention that OE is a creole of ON now and that the only reason we don't treat it as such is that OE and ON were so remarkably similar already the process didn't hap... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 164 |
minjooky | Generate the content for a reddit post Ex-roommate gets institutionalized walking around with a machete in a full suit and some strange mask. Thinks he's Jesus. | I had a roommate in college who ended up being some flavor of schizophrenia. He has never discussed it with me since, but one week he started giving away all his stuff and acting all aloof. We thought he was going to kill himself and we didn't know what to do. Finally, it's like two in the morning and he's going from r... | I had a roommate in college who ended up being some flavor of schizophrenia. He has never discussed it with me since, but one week he started giving away all his stuff and acting all aloof. We thought he was going to kill himself and we didn't know what to do. Finally, it's like two in the morning and he's going from r... | [
"Summary: Books are a great foundation, but the Node community is the best working fluid for your continuing education on Node.js. :)\n\nPost: So I love books too, so I feel your pain - here's my favorite. \n \n Node.js In Action \n This book is a bit dated now (Express 3.0), and it's pretty introductory, but I fin... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 165 |
Fordiman | Generate the content for a reddit post Got in a car accident; mom thanked God; I thanked every human being that made my wife and I's survival and fast recovery possible, then muse about how much people can rock. | Wednesday, my wife and I were in a wreck. Sledded down a snowy S-curve into the back wheels of an oncoming garbage truck. The drivers side was nearly crushed. My wife was fine; I had to be cut out of the vehicle.
Damage to self and wife? Bruises and one 16-stitch cut to the elbow. I've already almost gotten rid ... | Wednesday, my wife and I were in a wreck. Sledded down a snowy S-curve into the back wheels of an oncoming garbage truck. The drivers side was nearly crushed. My wife was fine; I had to be cut out of the vehicle.
Damage to self and wife? Bruises and one 16-stitch cut to the elbow. I've already almost gotten rid ... | [
"Summary: Your valued passage is bigotry.\n\nPost: Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. \n A passage which contributes strongly to the false impression that wealth correlates to amorality. This is a stereotype that is so str... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 166 |
Nefandi | Generate the content for a reddit post maybe you shouldn't comment on stuff you are clearly retarded about.
Bad strategy. It's wrong to keep ignorance bottled up and to yourself. It's better to speak up, open yourself up and learn. Of course if I get told "fuck you" what I will learn is that if I ever see you in r... | Um, you do realise that there is more to project costings than just wages, right?
Sure, that's why I didn't allocate all of 3 mil to wages.
I believe wages form the bulk of the expenditures. I will be glad to be educated otherwise by facts, such as open balance sheets offered as evidence.
>8 people, I like how y... | Um, you do realise that there is more to project costings than just wages, right?
Sure, that's why I didn't allocate all of 3 mil to wages.
I believe wages form the bulk of the expenditures. I will be glad to be educated otherwise by facts, such as open balance sheets offered as evidence.
>8 people, I like how y... | [
"Summary: is this: there are two ways to acquire valid knowledge: direct contact and valid inference. It's not true that to abolish assumption you must make direct contact with the object of your knowledge, because valid inference is also a correct path. \n (BTW: I was one of the people who used to idolize antiqui... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 167 |
latot | Generate the content for a reddit post Flatmate gets possessed by a demon and speaks in tongues every so often | Background: Okay, so I'm 24, he's 32ish - our bedrooms are next to each other. Been living here for about 2 months now. This is in England. He is 1/4 Hawaiian, 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Canadian and 1/4 something else - maybe American - (this might be relevant, read on).
Story: Right, so background out of the way, here's th... | Background: Okay, so I'm 24, he's 32ish - our bedrooms are next to each other. Been living here for about 2 months now. This is in England. He is 1/4 Hawaiian, 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Canadian and 1/4 something else - maybe American - (this might be relevant, read on).
Story: Right, so background out of the way, here's th... | [
"Summary: Opt in to\n\nPost: I've had the same problem as well since just this morning. \n When you hit fullscreen does it stay in the same monitor, or does it switch to the other monitor? If I hit fullscreen in my primary monitor it works fine, but if I press fullscreen in my other monitor then it switches to the ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 168 |
buddybar | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm not saying Cutler's play isn't a problem, but it isn't the only problem, and might not even be the biggest problem. | There is a whole lot more wrong that just Cutler. Cutler's carelessness is a problem and I've been on his ass all year. But this game showed me that the offenses problems go a hell of a lot deeper than just Cutler.
The game plan was horrible. Preparation was bad. One player (I think it was Marshall) even commente... | There is a whole lot more wrong that just Cutler. Cutler's carelessness is a problem and I've been on his ass all year. But this game showed me that the offenses problems go a hell of a lot deeper than just Cutler.
The game plan was horrible. Preparation was bad. One player (I think it was Marshall) even commente... | [
"Summary: Just looking at % of Program expenses isn't a good of how well a charity actually uses your donated dollar.\n\nPost: The point is those \"Program Expenses\". Program expenses are a very vague and all encompassing term when it comes to charity financials. Program Expenses can include anything. Komen cam... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 169 |
Mollelarssonq | Generate the content for a reddit post Hid in a scout tower to avoid getting killed. Didn't get seen, and instead a bug takes my life by pushing me through the wall and i fall to my death.
This was the second attempt to unite with my friend. The first one, all 3 of us got killed by a guy with an axe. This game is s... | So i was to meet with my friend at the big airfield up north. After running for an hour i was finally there, but my friend was yet to connect. I spot 2 guys only 50 meters away with all the good loadout, and i was sure i was spottet. I hide in a brush and pull out my Mosin ready to defend myself. But to my luck they di... | So i was to meet with my friend at the big airfield up north. After running for an hour i was finally there, but my friend was yet to connect. I spot 2 guys only 50 meters away with all the good loadout, and i was sure i was spottet. I hide in a brush and pull out my Mosin ready to defend myself. But to my luck they di... | [
"Summary: You should read it. \n Summoners code are valid in any game played in League of Legends. You can get reported for everything, that doesn't mean its punishable, so killing an afk etc. is not punishable in any game. \n \n Btw. No one makes a game where only cursing is allowed and other crazy stuff like that... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 170 |
pbrand | Generate the content for a reddit post Get an N64 and PS1 emulator. Play Harvest Moon 64 first, and Back to Nature second. | Although the localization quality has increased tenfold since the series' heyday (PUSH THE START), I'd make the completely non-sensational statement that the Gamecube, DS, and Wii versions of Harvest Moon aren't worth bothering. The Gameboy Color ones could be argued, as they're very close to the original SNES version ... | Although the localization quality has increased tenfold since the series' heyday (PUSH THE START), I'd make the completely non-sensational statement that the Gamecube, DS, and Wii versions of Harvest Moon aren't worth bothering. The Gameboy Color ones could be argued, as they're very close to the original SNES version ... | [
"Summary: Europe, Russia, and Japan are irrelevant. Go look at India, Nigeria, and Brazil.\n\nPost: Repeating \"overpopulation is a myth\" over and over isn't going to give your argument credo. \n Japan and Russia have 4% of the world's population combined -- insignificant if they decline. Europe's replacement rate... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 171 |
Borimi | Generate the content for a reddit post I highly doubt Lee opposed slavery in any significant sense but he wasn't a proslavery firebrand either. The revisionism was clearly there but the full extent of Lee's attitudes on slavery is difficult to determine. | This is a tough question because there are a lot of layers complicating the issue. For one, Southern revisionism is a large and powerful force which has had a great impact on history, both in popular and academic realms. For another, there was no singular attitude in favor slavery even before the war: the biggest divid... | This is a tough question because there are a lot of layers complicating the issue. For one, Southern revisionism is a large and powerful force which has had a great impact on history, both in popular and academic realms. For another, there was no singular attitude in favor slavery even before the war: the biggest divid... | [
"Summary: I love me some Mass Effect, but I think ME3 didn't live up to the series.\n\nPost: I see and appreciate what you're saying but I'm less generous with my assessment of how well they fixed things. I'll go along your list though for coherence: \n > plotholes with the crew and the Normandy \n technically, yea... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 172 |
gloriously_offtopic | Generate the content for a reddit post Life choices. | I got mixed with the wrong crowd and set my hair on fire. You should note that I am a recovering marijuana addict, and I am thankful for everyone that loves me and their support I need so desperately right now.
It all started when I was 15 years of age. A nubile young teen with stars in my eyes, a bright future was s... | I got mixed with the wrong crowd and set my hair on fire. You should note that I am a recovering marijuana addict, and I am thankful for everyone that loves me and their support I need so desperately right now.
It all started when I was 15 years of age. A nubile young teen with stars in my eyes, a bright future was s... | [
"Summary: Naked game of twister with friends.\n\nPost: This reminds me of this gal I met in Atlanta, Georgia. She was cute with emerald eyes, and seemed to be very into me. I decided I would do well with my A-game deployed. All I had to do was be quiet, nod from time to time, and smile occasionally. \n I know mysel... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 173 |
mrminty | Generate the content for a reddit post Outed my totally straight but kind of flamboyant friend to his mother, it got weird. | I have a friend of mine (who we'll call TJ) with blond hair occasionally styled in that Hitler swoop all the kids are doing nowadays, a slender frame, and a passion for theater. Also far too intense of a personality to be very smooth with the ladies. We both went to high school in a shitty town 30 minutes outside of Fo... | I have a friend of mine (who we'll call TJ) with blond hair occasionally styled in that Hitler swoop all the kids are doing nowadays, a slender frame, and a passion for theater. Also far too intense of a personality to be very smooth with the ladies. We both went to high school in a shitty town 30 minutes outside of Fo... | [
"Summary: Think survivalist, think dry.\n\nPost: Good on you. You don't want to become a slave to the lube, man. You might not always be able to 'bate under the comfort of the roof your parents put over your head, or have access to their cornucopia of lotions (think about it, teenage son, they're probably almost to... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 174 |
gnarlwail | Generate the content for a reddit post Dino De Laurentis always gets his way. Always. | Please allow me to contribute my unfounded stories and memories. The way I heard was:
---The pressure on Harris actually started with Hannibal. Dino De Laurentis had optioned Red Dragon and Hannibal (though, much to his eternal chagrin, not SotL ). Red Dragon became the Michael Mann film Manhunter . Not a big... | Please allow me to contribute my unfounded stories and memories. The way I heard was:
---The pressure on Harris actually started with Hannibal. Dino De Laurentis had optioned Red Dragon and Hannibal (though, much to his eternal chagrin, not SotL ). Red Dragon became the Michael Mann film Manhunter . Not a big... | [
"Summary: I understand that you might respond negatively these emotions. But I would have to assume that is because you have never dealth with healthcare ass fucking, first hand or proxy. \n Or maybe you have and you are just a much better person than I.\n\nPost: I see some downvotes to your original statement and ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 175 |
JMaple | Generate the content for a reddit post ex-boyfriend called the company to replace a special earring back without prompting | I had this really tortured relationship with my now ex-boyfriend. Before we really started dating he would waffle back and forth between acting like we were dating to acting like we were just friends. It was super confusing. One day we were hanging out and I tried to leave. He jokingly put my in a headlock to keep me f... | I had this really tortured relationship with my now ex-boyfriend. Before we really started dating he would waffle back and forth between acting like we were dating to acting like we were just friends. It was super confusing. One day we were hanging out and I tried to leave. He jokingly put my in a headlock to keep me f... | [
"Summary: Big ol' nasty tonsil stones like you.\n\nPost: Same. When I had tonsils I was constantly cleaning them out because I could feel the stones in them. I have popped out some seriously nasty and large tonsil stones (much to the displeasure of my roommate at the time who hated this). Eventually I went to the c... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 176 |
SovereignGFC | Generate the content for a reddit post You can be a person who does this without actually being all the negative stereotypes she's associating with it. However, due to the assumptions women tend to make around answers to this question, I answer "Yes, but I would not play that much." | Unfortunately I have to agree with the "No." I freely admit I used to do this in college and when living at home searching for a job--I had nothing else TO do some days!
That being said, I've "grown out of" playing video games for that quantity of time, that frequently. Lengthy video game sessions happen sometimes ... | Unfortunately I have to agree with the "No." I freely admit I used to do this in college and when living at home searching for a job--I had nothing else TO do some days!
That being said, I've "grown out of" playing video games for that quantity of time, that frequently. Lengthy video game sessions happen sometimes ... | [
"Summary: subjective evaluation is subjective.\n\nPost: Not sure if options inadequate, or people just dishonest. Plus, how you perceive yourself and how others perceive you don't always line up even if you are not trying to be deceptive. \n I've seen, in my personal opinion, lots of abuse of \"Curvy,\" some \"a l... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 177 |
neobyte999 | Generate the content for a reddit post wife of best friend comes to me at a party telling me my friend is mentally and physically abusing her. Of course two sides to every story, but this should not be taken lightly. Need advice
EDIT::: thanks a lot for everyone's advice! this is the kind of clarity i needed. leave i... | Ive known my friend since kindergarten. I've known his wife since we were in high school. We are all around 25 now. They've been married for three years now, and they've been the classic arguing couple. Never fighting, just loooooong arguments which I've had the I fortune of stumbling into in our college years (me and ... | Ive known my friend since kindergarten. I've known his wife since we were in high school. We are all around 25 now. They've been married for three years now, and they've been the classic arguing couple. Never fighting, just loooooong arguments which I've had the I fortune of stumbling into in our college years (me and ... | [
"Summary: break up with ex, leave for two weeks to come back and find a small petting zoo in a closet and a pregnant woman on my couch.\n\nPost: Right after I broke up with my ex, I decided to burn my two weeks in the air force to get away from her. We still lived together with two months left on the lease, and we ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 178 |
DarkLordSnuffles | Generate the content for a reddit post Dust foursome / can we move in with you? | You know, Canterlot, Ponyville, all that.
Thing is, we're kind of in a weird situation. Dust is missing a lot of classes and... okay, I'll cut to the chase. She's gonna [CENSORED] with Feather and his marefriends. I really don't know how I feel about that. I mean, she's more than capable of it, but... I dunno.
I'... | You know, Canterlot, Ponyville, all that.
Thing is, we're kind of in a weird situation. Dust is missing a lot of classes and... okay, I'll cut to the chase. She's gonna [CENSORED] with Feather and his marefriends. I really don't know how I feel about that. I mean, she's more than capable of it, but... I dunno.
I'... | [
"Summary: eh. \n ^1: The Cello Incident is a nice clusterfuck that occurred from April to September of last year. Basically, a gay family mistook me for gay because I stood in someone's room once and other such shit as that. It didn't help that I did a lot of things with their kids out of sympathy because they'd al... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 179 |
mattnox | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm also not an asshole..." is to imply I am an asshole, thereby making yourself also, an asshole. (Passive and convert, but still qualifying for asshole remark) | Let's be real guy. We both know your snarky passive aggressive comment does in fact, make you an asshole. In this particular comment. And that's ok! No problem there. But don't imply my little story here happened because I am an asshole and it doesn't happen to you because you are not an asshole, while actively being a... | Let's be real guy. We both know your snarky passive aggressive comment does in fact, make you an asshole. In this particular comment. And that's ok! No problem there. But don't imply my little story here happened because I am an asshole and it doesn't happen to you because you are not an asshole, while actively being a... | [
"Summary: In this era, if you openly tell the fans who they should like, they will reject it.\n\nPost: They're going to ruin this guy's career. The super smark crowd of Mania will never accept a new champion that is green, not ready, hasn't earned it over the guys they feel should be in there. Over LESNAR. Essentia... | 53 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 180 |
hoodie92 | Generate the content for a reddit post kind of explanation. It's not even that accurate. It's just very simple and I tried to use the same terminology as seen above in the thread. Feel free to correct anything that you feel is insultingly incorrect. | Heating excites molecules. Because they have more energy, they move more freely.
Get some ice. Heat it, it starts to melt to water. It's obviously become less viscous - it's become a liquid. Keep adding energy, the molecules become more excited, and it becomes a gas, i.e. steam.
Most things can exist as a solid, a ... | Heating excites molecules. Because they have more energy, they move more freely.
Get some ice. Heat it, it starts to melt to water. It's obviously become less viscous - it's become a liquid. Keep adding energy, the molecules become more excited, and it becomes a gas, i.e. steam.
Most things can exist as a solid, a ... | [
"Summary: went to a surprise sermon, got called out for being a Jew, got thrown out for asking too many questions\n\nPost: This annoys me a lot, as a Jew who knows a lot about the Old Testament from being taught stuffs. One day in my first year at university I went to this \"free lunch for students\" at a church wh... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 181 |
PrefersDigg | Generate the content for a reddit post Giant dad is back. [The legend never dies.]( | Premise: strength and dex scaling pretty much suck. Very little damage increase for your point investment. So pick a weapon with huge damage, no scaling, and buff it with fire -- the Malformed Skull. Then dump all your points into passive skills that make you really, really hard to kill.
I've been dueling on the Brid... | Premise: strength and dex scaling pretty much suck. Very little damage increase for your point investment. So pick a weapon with huge damage, no scaling, and buff it with fire -- the Malformed Skull. Then dump all your points into passive skills that make you really, really hard to kill.
I've been dueling on the Brid... | [
"Summary: if teenagers focused on their later years while developing skills that make them unique they would not be in such a bad spot, and never forever alone.\n\nPost: If you are \"FA\" and a teenager I think you're judging too fast. \n A lot changes between highschool and \"real life.\" The standards that people... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 182 |
Syphon8 | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop complaining about T>>>P. It's pretty good. You are not going to face people on the ladder than can do what Puma can. /endrant. | I see a lot of people bitching and moaning today about Terran all-ins being imbalanced against Protoss... From Puma beating MC.
What's wrong with that? Puma should have beat MC. He played better. He is a better player . The games were exactly as one sided as they should have been in a game with as steep a curve as S... | I see a lot of people bitching and moaning today about Terran all-ins being imbalanced against Protoss... From Puma beating MC.
What's wrong with that? Puma should have beat MC. He played better. He is a better player . The games were exactly as one sided as they should have been in a game with as steep a curve as S... | [
"Summary: lol, you disagree with the facts and you resort to a personal attack to try and support your case. Cry more.\n\nPost: No, actually, I am perfectly capable of separating my opinions from unbiased facts. Something someone like you is incapable of doing. \n In my opinion, Half-Life 2 is not a good game. It i... | 57 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 183 |
askull100 | Generate the content for a reddit post Tripped a kid to see if I could imitate cartoons, fractured my ankle and got beat up by said kids brother. Lesson learned. | When I was in elementary school, I remember seeing cartoons where characters tripped other people. I always found it funny and wondered if it would work. So, obviously, I tried it at school. I tripped a kid who was younger than me, and he went down like a sack of bricks. Granted I did too because that actually hurt. Li... | When I was in elementary school, I remember seeing cartoons where characters tripped other people. I always found it funny and wondered if it would work. So, obviously, I tried it at school. I tripped a kid who was younger than me, and he went down like a sack of bricks. Granted I did too because that actually hurt. Li... | [
"Summary: Got bullied by a midget, went Canadian on his ass and stuffed him in a snow bank.\n\nPost: Canadian here. Got bullied in middle school quite a bit. Wasn't small or weak or anything, but I hated fighting so I worked on keeping my temper so I didn't lose it. Worst part? Kids who bullied me never got in trou... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 184 |
kadika | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't just tolerate your life. Don't be a spectator. And ffs don't wear blue and black. | Even if you hated him at the end, its still gunna hurt. It sounds like you were with him for a while, perhaps long enough that being with him became part of your identity. Even if he wasn't for you, it might still be comfortable. It might still be kinda nice to go home to someone you know inside and out. Its still more... | Even if you hated him at the end, its still gunna hurt. It sounds like you were with him for a while, perhaps long enough that being with him became part of your identity. Even if he wasn't for you, it might still be comfortable. It might still be kinda nice to go home to someone you know inside and out. Its still more... | [
"Summary: the poor puppies are getting euthenized anyway, at least they have a small chance to live?\n\nPost: I mentioned how important researching a breed is, but if someone is stubborn enough to adopt a puppy as their first dog, either they are stubborn enough to stick it out and learn what they need to and make ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 185 |
Sgt_Sweetness | Generate the content for a reddit post Manholes are sold for scrap iron and wooden pallets are sold for $20+. Thieves carry guns. | Manholes are stolen because they can be sold for scrap iron for a good price and because some cities have special manholes with a unique cover and people want them.
Another item that is stolen that people don't usually know about is wooden pallets. Like the type that you see freight items ship on. Those get stolen al... | Manholes are stolen because they can be sold for scrap iron for a good price and because some cities have special manholes with a unique cover and people want them.
Another item that is stolen that people don't usually know about is wooden pallets. Like the type that you see freight items ship on. Those get stolen al... | [
"Summary: Nurse ate patients food and contracted C-diff.\n\nPost: A friend of mine works in a Nursing Home. Everyone on staff has basic knowledge about diseases and infections and how they spread. This is so the patients don't get sick or make someone else sick. It's for everyone's protection. Even housekeeping get... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 186 |
simplypam | Generate the content for a reddit post Set up last date, should I set up next one? Do your significant others make the plans?
Update: I texted him (right after the comment where I said "fuck it") and he'd be interested, few things going on Saturday/Sunday, not sure if he'll have time. I asked about Friday and am curr... | So I've gone to two dates with this guy - he set up the first one, I asked about the last one (well, more like dropped a very obvious hint that I'd like to see him again).
I'm the kind of girl that likes to know what's happening... say, a few days ahead. And I like this guy a lot. Seeing as we both work full-time job... | So I've gone to two dates with this guy - he set up the first one, I asked about the last one (well, more like dropped a very obvious hint that I'd like to see him again).
I'm the kind of girl that likes to know what's happening... say, a few days ahead. And I like this guy a lot. Seeing as we both work full-time job... | [
"Summary: I wanted to fuck his brains out.\n\nPost: I didn't exactly have the chance to give it up -- and I was willing to! \n Hell, we made out on date 2 that I was straddling his lap in public. Date 3 was a movie and dinner and there wasn't a chance to have sex. I would have though. I so would have.",
"Summary:... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 187 |
lenswipe | Generate the content for a reddit post Ain't nobody got time for that | I had a similar situation with a domain controller that I setup for my family. We had a situation where the laptops we had were cheap and PC Universe kept putting faulty disks in under warranty that kept breaking. Long story short I decided that this had gone on long enough and I was sick of losing shit.
So I install... | I had a similar situation with a domain controller that I setup for my family. We had a situation where the laptops we had were cheap and PC Universe kept putting faulty disks in under warranty that kept breaking. Long story short I decided that this had gone on long enough and I was sick of losing shit.
So I install... | [
"Summary: Set sail for operation clusterfuck.\n\nPost: last company i worked for, one of the directors like to poke his fingers into IT and insisted that he manage the email system and refused to allow us to go virtual or butt. This also meant that rather than having google apps or office 365 for the company we had... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 188 |
Fuckanator | Generate the content for a reddit post These are 15v15 random battles, this is a bad rating system but it is the best we have, a player's influence is limited. It's like blaming a goalkeeper for being bad when the defense fucks up. It's a teamjob, there's no I, I think Performance matters most. | I agree, I was a skeptic at first (47% 5-6k battles, ~2-3 mth later 49-50% ~7k) but not because I got good mm, because I carried most of them, not really carried but ended up top of the list with at least 2x more dmg than 2nd position (on good ctw I'd end up in the top 5 most of the times) .
Last week I had it ba... | I agree, I was a skeptic at first (47% 5-6k battles, ~2-3 mth later 49-50% ~7k) but not because I got good mm, because I carried most of them, not really carried but ended up top of the list with at least 2x more dmg than 2nd position (on good ctw I'd end up in the top 5 most of the times) .
Last week I had it ba... | [
"Summary: It is pay2win if you can't have a similar/the same performance in another account without investing a dime.\n\nPost: EDIT: I almost forgot to mention gold ammo! Sure you can buy it with credits now, but it really does give a clear advantage to those who have the credits to run 100% gold. How can you get e... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 189 |
Randommook | Generate the content for a reddit post Ubuntu for Mac-like user interface or Linux Mint for Windows-ish user interface (But you can customize it to whatever you want not matter your distro so it doesn't matter THAT much). | I know I wasn't the one you asked but I'll throw in my 2 cents here.
I would say to just go with one of the big Distros. For most people it comes down to a choice between Linux Mint and Ubuntu. It doesn't REALLY matter which one you choose because you can customize each of them to be virtually identical to the other ... | I know I wasn't the one you asked but I'll throw in my 2 cents here.
I would say to just go with one of the big Distros. For most people it comes down to a choice between Linux Mint and Ubuntu. It doesn't REALLY matter which one you choose because you can customize each of them to be virtually identical to the other ... | [
"Summary: Monastery Scimitar lets a player severely limit the other player's options just by its existence without any downside to the player using it unlike traditional parry weapons which force a player to predict attacks and come with significant risk to the player using them.\n\nPost: Parry spam is extremely ea... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 190 |
Calcipher | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck everything about MADD. | I've got two stories related to MADD and the effects of MADD on a community.
First off, I currently live in New Mexico. We have a horrible track record for drunk drivers (people with as many as 20 incidents still driving around). You would think that we must have the loosest drinking and driving laws around and you... | I've got two stories related to MADD and the effects of MADD on a community.
First off, I currently live in New Mexico. We have a horrible track record for drunk drivers (people with as many as 20 incidents still driving around). You would think that we must have the loosest drinking and driving laws around and you... | [
"Summary: Everything in moderation, but some things are harder to self moderate than others.\n\nPost: The reason I emphasized bad for you with very is that liquid calories tend to be the worst people can consume. As they are not solid foods, some people will absentmindedly consume more calories through liquid than... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 191 |
DoctorWhoToYou | Generate the content for a reddit post My mom has wanted a divorce since I was young, she just never followed through with it. She hasn't been in love with my father for decades. Dad is clueless to it. I am the only person my mother has ever confided in about the subject. | My mother married my father in the 70's.
She stayed at home, raised both his children and has been nothing but an incredible wife to him.
Mom and I busted out a bottle of wine and got tipsy one night and she told me that she's wanted a divorce since the late 1970's. The problem was that my sister and I were already... | My mother married my father in the 70's.
She stayed at home, raised both his children and has been nothing but an incredible wife to him.
Mom and I busted out a bottle of wine and got tipsy one night and she told me that she's wanted a divorce since the late 1970's. The problem was that my sister and I were already... | [
"Summary: My extended family is fuuuuuucked up.\n\nPost: You're not alone. While I didn't experience what you have gone through first hand, I have a cousin who has and I have basically had to deal with the consequences of the whole situation. \n My grandmother had three daughters, obviously one is my mother, the ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 192 |
overduebook | Generate the content for a reddit post Call the fucking cops. You aren't the one "destroying your family," your sick uncle is. | God, fuck you, Reddit. You guys will bitch to the high heavens if somebody links to a mirror site instead of the original site because it deprives the original creator of ad revenue from page views. And then you have the fucking audacity to say that viewing child porn doesn't perpetuate the industry in any way. It work... | God, fuck you, Reddit. You guys will bitch to the high heavens if somebody links to a mirror site instead of the original site because it deprives the original creator of ad revenue from page views. And then you have the fucking audacity to say that viewing child porn doesn't perpetuate the industry in any way. It work... | [
"Summary: 200 a month is about what I'm spending to feed myself and my mega hungry boyfriend in one of the highest cost-of-living cities in the world. You need to try a little harder, friend, because it is totally possible for you to eat like a real human and achieve whatever fitness goals you desire.\n\nPost: Yo... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 193 |
BrunoPonceJones | Generate the content for a reddit post trash has no direct value, but does put AK on the same efficiency tier as the other dungeons, which adds value to all dungeons. | The ability to skip the mobs made the dungeon way more efficient, which results in people running AK only. That's why duty finder had an extra wait. When a game makes on dungeon WAY more important, and almost necessary, there are some design decisions that went wrong.
Trash, while I agree has largely no purpose, does... | The ability to skip the mobs made the dungeon way more efficient, which results in people running AK only. That's why duty finder had an extra wait. When a game makes on dungeon WAY more important, and almost necessary, there are some design decisions that went wrong.
Trash, while I agree has largely no purpose, does... | [
"Summary: when you buy an MMO, you should be aware that time is something that regularly gets rewarded and players expect to be rewarded for it now. If this isn't something you want to be around, I suggest finding another genre.\n\nPost: Vanity items wouldn't get the same level of attention if they were only aesthe... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 194 |
Koooooj | Generate the content for a reddit post Mining with purpose-built hardware you have is more profitable than not mining, but buying hardware to mine with will never recover the initial cost of the hardware (given certain assumptions about future mining difficulty and Bitcoin price). | In order to make an outright profit you have to be able to buy all of the materials to mine, get the materials to mine (i.e. shipping time), then pay to run them (electricity). At this point the vast majority of the mining power in the Bitcoin network is made up of Application Specific Integrated Circuits (ASICs)--s... | In order to make an outright profit you have to be able to buy all of the materials to mine, get the materials to mine (i.e. shipping time), then pay to run them (electricity). At this point the vast majority of the mining power in the Bitcoin network is made up of Application Specific Integrated Circuits (ASICs)--s... | [
"Summary: Unsuspecting people are surprisingly easy to manipulate, and this is just one of the ways that it can be done.\n\nPost: This also works as a fun trick to cause cognitive dissonance . \n Now, on the surface, it seems like it would be nice to just take the money and run. $3,000 just for making it through ... | 81 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 195 |
SovereignsUnknown | Generate the content for a reddit post men and women think differently and interact differently. this needs to be understood if you plan to have "friends" relationships with the opposite gender | i have a bit of an issue with point number 1.
what i think a lot of people who say things like this need to realize is that men and women's brains do actually work rather differently, and things send different messages to different people. obviously, you should be at least somewhat modifying your behaviour to a situati... | i have a bit of an issue with point number 1.
what i think a lot of people who say things like this need to realize is that men and women's brains do actually work rather differently, and things send different messages to different people. obviously, you should be at least somewhat modifying your behaviour to a situati... | [
"Summary: people who erase either side's issues need to come to terms with reality\n\nPost: yeah, Norah Vincent and whatever she did. i found that really eye opening in a lot of ways. i'm pretty aware of the shit i get from being male, but also equally aware that women get shit for their gender too so i get kind of... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 196 |
RussetWolf | Generate the content for a reddit post Lesbians like anal too, don't let politics into the bedroom. | I had an ex (I'm a lesbian) who never really put much effort into giving me sex because it did nothing for her. When she was in the mood, she would gladly receive, but reciprocation wasn't her style (yes, I consider that very selfish). Now, I enjoy giving of its own right, but not to the point that I don't want to rece... | I had an ex (I'm a lesbian) who never really put much effort into giving me sex because it did nothing for her. When she was in the mood, she would gladly receive, but reciprocation wasn't her style (yes, I consider that very selfish). Now, I enjoy giving of its own right, but not to the point that I don't want to rece... | [
"Summary: Open relationships work only with full buy-in, clear communication and boundaries, and no attempts to control the other person's relationships. Talk about this thoroughly, then make a decision.\n\nPost: I have by no means read all the comments here, so my apologies if I'm being redundant. \n I am in a hap... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 197 |
booyah719 | Generate the content for a reddit post Trynd > Aatrox | I feel like he's just a weaker Tryndamere all around; his passive is inferior to both Trynd's passive and ultimate. His sustain is tied to attacking rather than a low cooldown ability that scales with Fury, and his CC abilities are fairly slow-moving skillshots.
Technically speaking, he is a better tower-destroye... | I feel like he's just a weaker Tryndamere all around; his passive is inferior to both Trynd's passive and ultimate. His sustain is tied to attacking rather than a low cooldown ability that scales with Fury, and his CC abilities are fairly slow-moving skillshots.
Technically speaking, he is a better tower-destroye... | [
"Summary: Khaz is a jack of all trades, master of the universe.\n\nPost: When they made Kha, a versatile assassin that can evolve to suit the situation is EXACTLY what they had in mind. \n Except that 3 evolution points allow him to be versatile at pretty much everything . \n >And a jack of all trades assassin isn... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 198 |
WorkoutProblems | Generate the content for a reddit post Be attractive
Don't be unattractive
If you got those two down pack you can pretty much say anything (to type B)
But, seriously if you're lacking what to say, how to approach (I'm assuming since "bad at meeting women") just start by making an off comment about something a... | Never directly "hit on" a girl at the gym, but I consider myself somewhat of a intermediate people watcher lol
anywho, I think there are two types of women in the gym
A. goes there to workout, for fitness and aesthetic benefits and the whole social standard of living a healthy life. These are the ones that sweat th... | Never directly "hit on" a girl at the gym, but I consider myself somewhat of a intermediate people watcher lol
anywho, I think there are two types of women in the gym
A. goes there to workout, for fitness and aesthetic benefits and the whole social standard of living a healthy life. These are the ones that sweat th... | [
"Summary: It's the weight room not a yoga class\n\nPost: My gym has a \"Don't drop the weights\" bullet on their signs.. but no one gives a fuck EXCEPT for this one bitch (I would say the other word but let's be respectful) \n I was doing deadlifts and not necessarily \"dropping\" the plates but when they touch the... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 199 |
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