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Tundra14 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm sorry for the mass of text, it happened because of music and drugs one night, and then, I don't know, around a year it's been now, and my faith isn't unshakable in the same sense that others might think in, but I don't believe I'll go through the rest of my life without some s... | see this is the part I have troubles with, I could call it god, or I could call it the universe, it doesn't really matter to me what you call it. There's definitely some truths to reality as well as things not true about it.
I guess you could also say pot played a factor, but as I said, one moment wasn't a sudden, oh... | see this is the part I have troubles with, I could call it god, or I could call it the universe, it doesn't really matter to me what you call it. There's definitely some truths to reality as well as things not true about it.
I guess you could also say pot played a factor, but as I said, one moment wasn't a sudden, oh... | [
"Summary: I was kidnapped, I then turned my kidnapper into a fireman.\n\nPost: I was kidnapped by Jim and I (I just learned my constelation was Gemini), Jim was the one who watched over I. I was whoever you wanted him to be. Jim explained that the last guy made him a kidnapper. Before anything else could happen, a ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 300 |
DefiantDragon | Generate the content for a reddit post Men, speak up if you feel you're being emotionally used in your 'friendzone' relationships. If she ditches you, she's doing you a favour and saving you a lot of time and anguish. | Ahh, I love broad encyclical statements (both OPs and yours).
All-in-all, I can understand the frustration that OP feels, having been there when I was younger. That said, and to put it to you, MuForceShoelace, your point is a pretty easy comment to make if you're not being strung along by a girl who's primary motiva... | Ahh, I love broad encyclical statements (both OPs and yours).
All-in-all, I can understand the frustration that OP feels, having been there when I was younger. That said, and to put it to you, MuForceShoelace, your point is a pretty easy comment to make if you're not being strung along by a girl who's primary motiva... | [
"Summary: If you feel like ending it over shitty parents, choose to play the long game instead. Be better than them, have a happy, good life, then, when the time comes, show them your success, your happy, healthy kids and cut them the fuck out of your life.\n\nPost: Bad parents are absolutely not worth killing you... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 301 |
oodledoodley | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck how we're all treated like scum by the police at the football. | Not surprised you were treated like animals at Leeds, I've been there too with Derby. I used to live in Leeds but was told to get on a coach to Derby or we faced arrest. Because walking to get the bus home in a city you live in is a criminal offence for football fans. We just got on the coach, waited for plod to fuck... | Not surprised you were treated like animals at Leeds, I've been there too with Derby. I used to live in Leeds but was told to get on a coach to Derby or we faced arrest. Because walking to get the bus home in a city you live in is a criminal offence for football fans. We just got on the coach, waited for plod to fuck... | [
"Summary: yes its all hypothetical but being a football fan in England means hypothetical is as good as we get sometimes.\n\nPost: City weren't in Arsenal's group, do you mean country? I used them as an example of the sort of draw they could have had if they had won the group, like Bayern. Even so, City could have ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 302 |
sharpiefairy666 | Generate the content for a reddit post Internal hard drive went from DecompStream errors to I/O Errors. Turned media corrupt. Has anyone else had this problem? | Assistant Editor here. Don't think anyone is on this subreddit at this hour, but I've been getting a lot of error messages on one system at work- we're working off of individual desktop Macs, no Unity. Started with a DecompStream error, progressed to an I/O Error. Wondering if anyone has come across this before.
What... | Assistant Editor here. Don't think anyone is on this subreddit at this hour, but I've been getting a lot of error messages on one system at work- we're working off of individual desktop Macs, no Unity. Started with a DecompStream error, progressed to an I/O Error. Wondering if anyone has come across this before.
What... | [
"Summary: don't date co-workers\n\nPost: Do you know WHY you're not supposed to date coworkers? Because then shit like this happens. They don't want an awkward shift, so they agree to go out with you. Then it's like this uncomfortable pressure to get along, and you'll probably talk about work the entire time anyway... | 46 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 303 |
rivalarrival | Generate the content for a reddit post Never. | State laws differ slightly, but in general, one may use reasonable force to stop an unlawful use of force against them. However, the use of a firearm is the use of lethal force , and lethal force has additional limitations. Again, state laws differ slightly, but in general, you may lawfully use lethal force only whe... | State laws differ slightly, but in general, one may use reasonable force to stop an unlawful use of force against them. However, the use of a firearm is the use of lethal force , and lethal force has additional limitations. Again, state laws differ slightly, but in general, you may lawfully use lethal force only whe... | [
"Summary: Love Clara, hate what the writers did to her.\n\nPost: I loved Clara from the beginning and still do, but they fucked up her entire arc. I mean, we started the season knowing she was the Impossible Girl, and they didn't do anything to advance that, merely kept reminding us over and over that she was impos... | 110 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 304 |
vey323 | Generate the content for a reddit post had to ride my bike 3 miles to work. In the snow. On Christmas day. All because I threw a party. | I got caught throwing a kegger while my parents were away in early December of my senior year; as such, I was not allowed to use "my" car - which was owned by my folks - for 30 days. No big deal. I'd bum rides with friends to school, and rode my bike to work (3 miles, about 15 minutes) or got a lift from coworkers.
... | I got caught throwing a kegger while my parents were away in early December of my senior year; as such, I was not allowed to use "my" car - which was owned by my folks - for 30 days. No big deal. I'd bum rides with friends to school, and rode my bike to work (3 miles, about 15 minutes) or got a lift from coworkers.
... | [
"Summary: There are 8300+ subscribers here - who are you and \"several others\" to try and dictate what material should be submitted here?\n\nPost: Another wall of text incoming: \n I'm just going to copy and paste what I wrote the last time someone submitted something bemoaning the prevalence of questionable/inapp... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 305 |
agnosticbeliever138 | Generate the content for a reddit post Just common sense: People from Oregon come into Washington to buy weed but people from Washington also cross the state line to go into Oregon to buy weed. This is because Portland and Vancouver are basically one large metro area. | The only point I made was that if researchers took a survey of drug dealers in Oregon they'd probably find that a lot of people from Washington buy weed in the other state too.
>This is precisely the point I'm making...
Huh? No, actually, that's the point I have been trying to make. I can't figure out for the life ... | The only point I made was that if researchers took a survey of drug dealers in Oregon they'd probably find that a lot of people from Washington buy weed in the other state too.
>This is precisely the point I'm making...
Huh? No, actually, that's the point I have been trying to make. I can't figure out for the life ... | [
"Summary: Dragon Age! Then Far Cry.\n\nPost: I'm stoked on Dragon Age but it really depends on what you want. Far Cry is your FPS open world game. Lots of side missions and exploring, hunting, big world. I enjoyed the last two FC games a lot. \n Assasins Creed is pretty similar to Far Cry but more focused on hand-t... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 306 |
heldonhammer | Generate the content for a reddit post something similar happened to me in a LDS Sunday school class, it ended better for me though | I had a similar experience, but this time as a Mormon Missionary (an ordained ministerial position in the LDS religion). I was in a lesson for people investigating the religion as well as people who had recently converted to the religion. The conversation was a heated "adoption bashing" conversation that boiled down to... | I had a similar experience, but this time as a Mormon Missionary (an ordained ministerial position in the LDS religion). I was in a lesson for people investigating the religion as well as people who had recently converted to the religion. The conversation was a heated "adoption bashing" conversation that boiled down to... | [
"Summary: MPAA maybe you should stop trying to get others to do your job for you\n\nPost: Tell me again why it is Google's responsibility to defend your copyrights? To defend YOUR property? If I see someone rob you, it it my legal obligation to track them down? Is it my legal responsibility to do anything? No? If G... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 307 |
naery | Generate the content for a reddit post format: Yes. | This is a common question, and I've covered it in a fair amount of detail elsewhere . Always ask your honemeister if he returns blades shave-ready. Otherwise you'll want to strop it a bit before shaving. As for illSoveThat's 30 linen 50 leather, that's definitely one way to do it. Also possible is the reverse. I'... | This is a common question, and I've covered it in a fair amount of detail elsewhere . Always ask your honemeister if he returns blades shave-ready. Otherwise you'll want to strop it a bit before shaving. As for illSoveThat's 30 linen 50 leather, that's definitely one way to do it. Also possible is the reverse. I'... | [
"Summary: Enjoyable and well-made, but rambling and uninteresting (in the sense it doesn't grip interest).\n\nPost: You're obviously a very technically gifted bunch. I like how well each element of this track was done. However, there was no real theme to this piece. What Is This I Don't Even is much more cohes... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 308 |
bombula | Generate the content for a reddit post explaining behavior at the individual level, whether consumer behavior or any other kind, is the province of psychology and psychiatry, not economics. Mental health, substance abuse, and other personal and cultural factors are the explanation for why folks who reap windfall winnin... | Social scientist here.
Take explanations like OP's with a huge grain of salt. The notion of marginal propensity to consume is based on the "Homo economicus" model of human behavior, which presumes rational wealth maximization. At best, it's a fundamentally flawed premise that has been comprehensively discredited by t... | Social scientist here.
Take explanations like OP's with a huge grain of salt. The notion of marginal propensity to consume is based on the "Homo economicus" model of human behavior, which presumes rational wealth maximization. At best, it's a fundamentally flawed premise that has been comprehensively discredited by t... | [
"Summary: abortion is all about the definition of persons.\n\nPost: As an ultra-far-left liberal I agree with the sentiment of your post, but a key element missing from your argument is the definition of a person . \n Nobody disagrees that sperm cells and eggs cells are not persons, or that skin cells are persons ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 309 |
ZyklusDieWelt | Generate the content for a reddit post use the right tool for the job
[story time] I took a contract gig at a gaming company a few years ago. Like all "good" HTML5 devs they stuffed the gaming code into a requestAnimationFrame loop. The game ran fine, except every ~5-10 seconds it would stutter. Just a frame or... | Don't use requestAnimationFrame for this, use setTimeout() . Why? requestAnimationFrame picks the next frame interval at 1/60th of a second, basically it runs every 17ms. If your code takes 1ms to run, and you call it you'll be waiting around 16ms doing nothing. setTimeout allows the user to still interact w... | Don't use requestAnimationFrame for this, use setTimeout() . Why? requestAnimationFrame picks the next frame interval at 1/60th of a second, basically it runs every 17ms. If your code takes 1ms to run, and you call it you'll be waiting around 16ms doing nothing. setTimeout allows the user to still interact w... | [
"Summary: It's a technology that's not ready yet, but kudos to Toyota for investing in alternatives to gasoline cars.\n\nPost: To everyone saying this is a stupid idea / car: \n It definitely has faults: the technology is primitive, there aren't many locations to fuel the car, the fuel is expensive, the car is expe... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 310 |
jimiffondu | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm not about to give up booze entirely, but what would be the best thing to drink to stand a chance of losing some weight? | Hi everyone. Newbie here. Trying to lose my (not huge) beer gut, but really do enjoy drinking beer. In fact, it's one of my favourite things.
I am cutting down, but my social circle is quite focused on hanging out in bars - and being a journalist based in the Middle East, now is not the time to go teetotal!
I'm loo... | Hi everyone. Newbie here. Trying to lose my (not huge) beer gut, but really do enjoy drinking beer. In fact, it's one of my favourite things.
I am cutting down, but my social circle is quite focused on hanging out in bars - and being a journalist based in the Middle East, now is not the time to go teetotal!
I'm loo... | [
"Summary: Hairdressers have a reputation for being vacuous airheads, but many are among the most lovely people ever put on this planet.\n\nPost: When my mother's breast cancer was diagnosed, she told her hairdresser at the salon before she told the family. (The administrator who phoned her up to come and get her te... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 311 |
stone500 | Generate the content for a reddit post Teacher threatened to beat the shit out of a kid when he wouldn't work. Rumors around the teacher include him throwing tools in fits of rage. | I have a few, but the worst was something that didn't happen to me directly.
We had a machine shop teacher in our adjoining vo-tech school. I didn't have this teacher myself, but he substituted my CAD class and had us go and clean his machine shop. I was pretty upset about it so I admit, I kinda sulked around and d... | I have a few, but the worst was something that didn't happen to me directly.
We had a machine shop teacher in our adjoining vo-tech school. I didn't have this teacher myself, but he substituted my CAD class and had us go and clean his machine shop. I was pretty upset about it so I admit, I kinda sulked around and d... | [
"Summary: My stepbrother comes back from Afghanistan for a year to find his wife cheating on him. She mindfucks him and he kisses her ass until he finally starts snapping into place\n\nPost: This hits close to home, as my stepbrother is experiencing something similar. I'll share this story and hopefully it'll hel... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 312 |
theredbaron1834 | Generate the content for a reddit post Sure, your wifi is faster. It is still better if you are buying to to get ethernet, as all things else bing equal, ethernet is faster, more stable, and just all around better. ISP are the main issue, but why add to it if you can help it. | A ping going from your computer to your router /will/ take longer going over modern wifi then it will over modern wifi. So if you talk about using builtin ethernet, vs a new wifi card, yeah, it could be. The thing is that Op was buying new. That means that ethernet will be better. Period. Wifi doesn't even get close.
... | A ping going from your computer to your router /will/ take longer going over modern wifi then it will over modern wifi. So if you talk about using builtin ethernet, vs a new wifi card, yeah, it could be. The thing is that Op was buying new. That means that ethernet will be better. Period. Wifi doesn't even get close.
... | [
"Summary: No, you screw yourself. However, the FCC didn't help you, as it stopped well before what would be needed to help you.\n\nPost: No, it didn't hurt them, but it also didn't help them much. All it really did is stop the big boys from throwing their weight around and shafting people in the process. \n The st... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 313 |
CoryTV | Generate the content for a reddit post It comes down to emotion vs. logic, and core personality types | My wife and I represent the intellectual yin-yang-- She's an AP Lit teacher, I'm a technical nerd/geek type. I believe I can explain this.
It has to do with valuing and/or processing emotions, and specifically how different personalities do this. Literature is an especially emotional medium. I read/watch/consume f... | My wife and I represent the intellectual yin-yang-- She's an AP Lit teacher, I'm a technical nerd/geek type. I believe I can explain this.
It has to do with valuing and/or processing emotions, and specifically how different personalities do this. Literature is an especially emotional medium. I read/watch/consume f... | [
"Summary: Editing: Fastest, best for narrative & docs. Advantages: Mixed Formats and robust color correction in realtime. Enterprise Workflows. Snappiest timeline performance in many formats. Disadvantages: Effects worst interface of \"big editors\", plugins expensive, audio much improved, but not perfect. \n Hope ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 314 |
Sachyriel | Generate the content for a reddit post Tar Baby smiling, B'rer Wolf angry and B'rer Rabbit laughing his tail off.
=D | When someone calls President Obama a Tar Baby or a Tar Boy, just remember the original story had the B'rer Wolf attacking Tar Boy but every time they did they got stuck to him; While Obama/Tar Baby's face remains unchanged (and their attacks can't hurt him...well, cause Tar Babys not real and Obama can take criticism... | When someone calls President Obama a Tar Baby or a Tar Boy, just remember the original story had the B'rer Wolf attacking Tar Boy but every time they did they got stuck to him; While Obama/Tar Baby's face remains unchanged (and their attacks can't hurt him...well, cause Tar Babys not real and Obama can take criticism... | [
"Summary: The roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn, [burn mother fucker burn](\n\nPost: Really if you think about it an Aircraft Carrier is like a city that floats;you got a tiny economy in there with mess halls and bunks and showers, places to read (navy special names for li... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 315 |
We_Are_Legion | Generate the content for a reddit post This is just me illustrating some of the ways tampering with the mindsets of women, for better or worse, affects these things on a truly wide scale. Pulling up statistics on this stuff is quite mind-boggling. RP asserts women not only nurture the human component of society, they i... | What exactly do you mean by the "human component of society?"
Sorry, didn't see this part. When I was in Pakistan, a social responsibility initiative by my company(i'm in petroleum) was focused on providing funds towards educating women to bring stability and change in society. We helped organise a lot of productive ... | What exactly do you mean by the "human component of society?"
Sorry, didn't see this part. When I was in Pakistan, a social responsibility initiative by my company(i'm in petroleum) was focused on providing funds towards educating women to bring stability and change in society. We helped organise a lot of productive ... | [
"Summary: I'd describe it as a stronger country using and manipulating the other(among many countries in the world during the cold war) while the latter returns the favour in its own way. \n It has been a largely terrible deal for both sides in different areas(more for Pakistan), yet a necessary one in others. This... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 316 |
BeerGoggles | Generate the content for a reddit post Sex wasn't great, and neither was the boyfriend. | I was 14, almost 15, and my 18 yo boyfriend invited me over to his house while his parents were out of town. When we got there, he said that he was tired and was going to lay down, and I (stupidly) believed him and went downstairs to his room. Long story short, he had the TINIEST dick I've ever seen, and came in about ... | I was 14, almost 15, and my 18 yo boyfriend invited me over to his house while his parents were out of town. When we got there, he said that he was tired and was going to lay down, and I (stupidly) believed him and went downstairs to his room. Long story short, he had the TINIEST dick I've ever seen, and came in about ... | [
"Summary: Break up with her and let her move on.\n\nPost: Here's a story for you: my friend's boyfriend recently broke up with her, and it broke her heart. She (very obviously, as most girls would do if a boy they loved broke their heart) got upset and cried a lot and he asked her to take him back. Last night, th... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 317 |
DJ-Douche-Master | Generate the content for a reddit post Baltimore is shit. | As a native of baltimore, im not even surprised its fucking awful but this place hosts shit like this all the time.
This shit happens daily, no one normally gives a shit though, maybe it will put some more pressure on this shithole.
Sidenote, i will bet money that it wont be charged as a hate crime, the only time... | As a native of baltimore, im not even surprised its fucking awful but this place hosts shit like this all the time.
This shit happens daily, no one normally gives a shit though, maybe it will put some more pressure on this shithole.
Sidenote, i will bet money that it wont be charged as a hate crime, the only time... | [
"Summary: Too lazy to keep typing.\n\nPost: Ive never gotten a ticket, mainly because i dont drive like a fucking dickbag even though im 21, i have been pulled over about 8 times for various things like lights. \n Anyway my experience with troopers are they are awesome, even though i heard they were scary haha. \n ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 318 |
TheAppleFreak | Generate the content for a reddit post Spy: Fix me.
Medic: Later. | Yeah, that was something I wasn't quite happy about either, but when it's 5:30 AM and you've got stuff to do in the morning... It'll do.
When I took it, it was fairly dark and I had to set my phone on a precarious ledge with a 15 second timer, because everyone in the lounge was playing LoL. Additionally, as I think I... | Yeah, that was something I wasn't quite happy about either, but when it's 5:30 AM and you've got stuff to do in the morning... It'll do.
When I took it, it was fairly dark and I had to set my phone on a precarious ledge with a 15 second timer, because everyone in the lounge was playing LoL. Additionally, as I think I... | [
"Summary: more colors, more quality, vastly smaller file sizes\n\nPost: WebM video (what Gfycat uses) is far, far superior to GIF. \n The format itself is comparable to the H.264 codec, which is what powers many video formats nowadays (YouTube, Bluray, etc), but is free open source software (FOSS) and is designed a... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 319 |
chuckiedorris | Generate the content for a reddit post Can I transfer my vault to my iPad from my phone (Samsung Galaxy S5)? | So I have a pretty big community of almost 70 people (66 I think to be exact) and probably 20ish rooms. My happiness among my community is 96% and everything is going well. Not to brag but my vault is basically a utopia and I'm very happy with it.
Anyway, the problem is, I did all this on my phone (Samsung Galaxy S5)... | So I have a pretty big community of almost 70 people (66 I think to be exact) and probably 20ish rooms. My happiness among my community is 96% and everything is going well. Not to brag but my vault is basically a utopia and I'm very happy with it.
Anyway, the problem is, I did all this on my phone (Samsung Galaxy S5)... | [
"Summary: I've been to the year 3000](\n\nPost: It was pretty bad. I was working as a delivery boy for this Pizza parlor in NYC, which was run by this gross, fat, old Italian guy who couldn't care less about the quality of his food (I'm surprised we never got shut down by a health inspector). I received an order to... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 320 |
Anotherfuckwit | Generate the content for a reddit post You are not a sex addict, you are going to be the envy of many women with a great sex life and healthy attitude towards sex | You are not a sex addict.
Most men masturbate at least once a day from the onset of puberty through to the time they settle into a live-in sexually satisfying relationship and even then, many continue to masturbate.
What you have told yourself sound exactly right - your libido is quite active - enjoy it.
I sh... | You are not a sex addict.
Most men masturbate at least once a day from the onset of puberty through to the time they settle into a live-in sexually satisfying relationship and even then, many continue to masturbate.
What you have told yourself sound exactly right - your libido is quite active - enjoy it.
I sh... | [
"Summary: just because your father made mistakes it doesn't mean you can't take some of his advice. He might not be saying \"be like me.\" He might be hoping you'll be better.\n\nPost: I am in my 40s \n and sometimes I'm a cock. \n I've sometimes misbehaved, \n let's say, I've been around the block. \n For each t... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 321 |
Gneissisnice | Generate the content for a reddit post Customer gets scammed because he doesn't listen to me. | The thing I hate most about my job at the college bookstore is that many classes require access codes. They're absurdly expensive for what they are and when included in a package with a required textbook, can drive up the price by ~$100. I hate selling them, but since you absolutely need them for class, customers don't... | The thing I hate most about my job at the college bookstore is that many classes require access codes. They're absurdly expensive for what they are and when included in a package with a required textbook, can drive up the price by ~$100. I hate selling them, but since you absolutely need them for class, customers don't... | [
"Summary: Dell sends me a broken computer and puts me through a lot of crap as I try to return the defective one and get one that's not broken.\n\nPost: Dell customer service was completely screwing with me a few months ago, it was an awful experience (warning: really long). Back in December or so, my sister accide... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 322 |
dumbledorkus | Generate the content for a reddit post I have no die hard references, but I assure you cannabis can do bad things to some people. If you are not one of those people good for you. Just because it can't kill you or even harm you physically doesn't mean it can't fuck you up. | Just because it's never caused a death doesn't mean it can't be bad for your health, some people take it too far, that's all the OP is warning people about. Just like any drug some people have a lower tolerance than others.
I've seen a friend go to prison because during a spout of unemployment he over did it, and suf... | Just because it's never caused a death doesn't mean it can't be bad for your health, some people take it too far, that's all the OP is warning people about. Just like any drug some people have a lower tolerance than others.
I've seen a friend go to prison because during a spout of unemployment he over did it, and suf... | [
"Summary: I perscribe smart jeans, cool blouses with a waist cinchy belt and a smart coat. I'm rubbish with shoes. Ask someone else about the shoes. :S \n Closest celeb match I could find is America Ferrera\n\nPost: Hello, geuss who? Right, I'm sober this time so here's some proper advice. \n Get yourself some wel... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 323 |
jester92800 | Generate the content for a reddit post here-- this call is tough. I think the general hockey community (myself obviously included) would have preferred this to go the other way, and would have called it the other way, but I can actually justify the referees judgment here, as much as I question it personally. I also d... | Given that I seem to be suicidal with my karma (not the internet points!!!) here's my breakdown of this play as someone who is both an active hockey ref, as well as a shameless Capitals homer.
First: I think I probably would have called that a goal, but it's almost impossible for me to say, because the odds of me eve... | Given that I seem to be suicidal with my karma (not the internet points!!!) here's my breakdown of this play as someone who is both an active hockey ref, as well as a shameless Capitals homer.
First: I think I probably would have called that a goal, but it's almost impossible for me to say, because the odds of me eve... | [
"Summary: Security guards in The Wire have poor track records for ending up not dead.\n\nPost: Perhaps you were genuinely curious. In the first season, a security guard makes a statement that she saw D'Angelo shoot someone in the lobby of the 227 tower. She backs out of that statement on the stand when she sees ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 324 |
raziphel | Generate the content for a reddit post Friendzone the shit out of them until further notice. | View yourself as a sexual being. Be direct with your intentions. Don't be apologetic for your sexual desires. The fact that you worry about this kind of shit already shows that you're not going to turn into some misogynistic rapist or some shit.
The difficult part here is doing this right. Don't rush, don't push, ... | View yourself as a sexual being. Be direct with your intentions. Don't be apologetic for your sexual desires. The fact that you worry about this kind of shit already shows that you're not going to turn into some misogynistic rapist or some shit.
The difficult part here is doing this right. Don't rush, don't push, ... | [
"Summary: no one plans for accidents, so don't beat yourself or him up for it. forgive him, then the two+ of you work to resolve it together. communicate your needs when they're small and easy to fix, and listen to each other when those needs are communicated. learn from your mistakes and don't make rash decisio... | 75 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 325 |
msbrooklyn | Generate the content for a reddit post Granny was a baller in the 80's | My granny used to throw huge parties featuring cases of beer and ounces of marijuana that she bought herself. This was back when my mom was a teenager or in her early 20s I believe. Story goes, she would invite most of the family and friends for no particular reason, cook a massive meal and drink and smoke. Her kids wo... | My granny used to throw huge parties featuring cases of beer and ounces of marijuana that she bought herself. This was back when my mom was a teenager or in her early 20s I believe. Story goes, she would invite most of the family and friends for no particular reason, cook a massive meal and drink and smoke. Her kids wo... | [
"Summary: my parrot thought it would be funny for me to chase him down the street. it was, for my neighbors.\n\nPost: i have a quaker parrot, about 2-3 years ago (not long after i got him) i attempted to train him to fly back to my hand on command. i should note that before this he had lived his entire life (now 17... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 326 |
alaris01 | Generate the content for a reddit post With my ex we formed a deep, non-romantic bond, but now I have an amazing boyfriend who is bothered by that. If I stop talking to my ex, it would feel like I'm abandoning him in a hard situation, if I don't, I might damage my otherwise perfectly working relationship. | I was with my "ex" for half a year. It was pretty messed up and it was never going to work out well. I fell in love with him, because he is a very nice and smart guy otherwise, and took all my crazy stuff well.
I was really messed up, depressed, self-cutting, and he was there for me, and helped me see myself better. ... | I was with my "ex" for half a year. It was pretty messed up and it was never going to work out well. I fell in love with him, because he is a very nice and smart guy otherwise, and took all my crazy stuff well.
I was really messed up, depressed, self-cutting, and he was there for me, and helped me see myself better. ... | [
"Summary: I still have feelings for the guy I have been with, because we have more history, never really broke up, and slept together. I adore my boyfriend, he is the one for me, but we wont have sex in the near future. I cannot get the other guy out of my head, because in a way we have a deeper bond.\n\nPost: With... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 327 |
ginja_ninja | Generate the content for a reddit post this new film was absolutely a step in the right direction and created modern versions of characters much closer to their comic book counterparts, regardless of how snobby film buffs looking to have their intellects jerked-ff and have read very little of the actual source material... | First of all, my point wasn't that the movie was groundbreakingly, revolutionarily good, just that it was "still a better Spider-Man story than Spider-Man 1-3." A step in the right direction. When I first saw Spider-Man 1 and 2 when I was like 13 or so, I thought they were pretty good. You know why? Because I hadn't r... | First of all, my point wasn't that the movie was groundbreakingly, revolutionarily good, just that it was "still a better Spider-Man story than Spider-Man 1-3." A step in the right direction. When I first saw Spider-Man 1 and 2 when I was like 13 or so, I thought they were pretty good. You know why? Because I hadn't r... | [
"Summary: Fraud Wade racka disciprine\n\nPost: Wade is the biggest fraud in the NBA. Not to say that he's a bad player, but it's pretty clear that he's so wrapped up in the star power and balla image he has basically from being good-looking and making flashy gimmick layups, that he constantly chokes when attempti... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 328 |
Atheizt | Generate the content for a reddit post Only ever use credit for what you can already afford. Your 30 year old self will thank you because what you need now is likely lame, superficial and wasteful. Buy luxuries when you can afford to, not when the bank will allow you to. | I'm only 26 but something I wish I'd been told at 20:
Do not get a credit card with a limit over $1,000 and do not get a loan unless its for something you need .
If you do get a credit card, only ever buy things with it that you can afford to pay back in your next 1 or 2 pays absolute maximum. "I'll just pay that ... | I'm only 26 but something I wish I'd been told at 20:
Do not get a credit card with a limit over $1,000 and do not get a loan unless its for something you need .
If you do get a credit card, only ever buy things with it that you can afford to pay back in your next 1 or 2 pays absolute maximum. "I'll just pay that ... | [
"Summary: I got unintentionally trolled.\n\nPost: As someone whos been the victim of such a momentary panic, I love this idea. The difference was my shower water came out red because new water lines had just been run and somehow some of the red dirt ended up in there so it only lasted for a few seconds. \n Still, t... | 182 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 329 |
Mithost | Generate the content for a reddit post popularity contest | People will just vote for their favorite childhood game or a game that just has good reasons for not being in (lots of JRPGs fit this list). People most likely won't vote for the entertaining yet lesser known runs like the Viewtiful Joe run from last year, especially when the game you played for 200+ hours back in 2002... | People will just vote for their favorite childhood game or a game that just has good reasons for not being in (lots of JRPGs fit this list). People most likely won't vote for the entertaining yet lesser known runs like the Viewtiful Joe run from last year, especially when the game you played for 200+ hours back in 2002... | [
"Summary: MK is the King of all trades, but without him the metagame would just be the Z button and tripping.\n\nPost: Mew2King (One of the top 5 melee players, probably most well-rounded smash player overall) describes Metaknight as \"the only Melee character in Brawl\". I'll expand a bit further. \n In Brawl, def... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 330 |
iridael | Generate the content for a reddit post dosent need peel thanks to ult but is unable to fight effective vs high mobility/cc champs | imo he is most effective out of the fight meaning assassin champs can face roll him. especially with his new passive removing his armor bonus...was playing him vs yasou today. the guy wouldn't get near me early so i won lane... he met me in jungle running to top for a gank and wrecked my shit.
he has no escape and a... | imo he is most effective out of the fight meaning assassin champs can face roll him. especially with his new passive removing his armor bonus...was playing him vs yasou today. the guy wouldn't get near me early so i won lane... he met me in jungle running to top for a gank and wrecked my shit.
he has no escape and a... | [
"Summary: there are some VERY dangerous micro-organisms out there, just none (that i know of) aimed at humans that we haven't at least partially dealt with\n\nPost: Ive actually done a little bit of research and if anything bio engineered spcifically to kill us was made a fungus would be best. since fungi can make ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 331 |
boxlessthought | Generate the content for a reddit post let me download iPad apps to my iPad from my iPhone.
EDIT: got a great suggestion from a coworker if it's a paid app you can gift it to yourself (untested will try sometime soon) but this won't work on free apps. | I, and I am willing to bet am not alone in this, own an iPad and an iPhone. Now I love browsing different sites and services that show off free apps. Now when I come across one that just looks amazing I want to download it right away but I might be sitting in a coffee shop and not have my iPad. Now why is this a proble... | I, and I am willing to bet am not alone in this, own an iPad and an iPhone. Now I love browsing different sites and services that show off free apps. Now when I come across one that just looks amazing I want to download it right away but I might be sitting in a coffee shop and not have my iPad. Now why is this a proble... | [
"Summary: rocks hurt, but drownings worse.\n\nPost: Pulled under by a riptide while body surfing. Pretty much gave up but like would have it a fucking rocky ass beach would be sharp enough to dig into my flesh allowing me to escape. Spent rest of time on beach reading a picking bloody chunks of stone from my chest,... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 332 |
Laugh_With_Me | Generate the content for a reddit post Fell for and lived with crazy. Crazy got a vengeance perm. Happy ending. | Alex Sets a Trap
(19 female) The first day I attended class, Alex asked me out. Alex was over three hundred pounds, and shallow as it may be, I was completely uninterested in him and turned him down as politely as I could. This was not acceptable to Alex, who believed all women twenty years of age or older were eithe... | Alex Sets a Trap
(19 female) The first day I attended class, Alex asked me out. Alex was over three hundred pounds, and shallow as it may be, I was completely uninterested in him and turned him down as politely as I could. This was not acceptable to Alex, who believed all women twenty years of age or older were eithe... | [
"Summary: Got stood up by a date while at his apartment speaking to him.\n\nPost: Very first \"real\" date. I was 19, and he was a classmate who'd been hounding me for a date since class started. I knew it was going to go badly within seconds of showing up. \n We'd agreed that I would drive to his apartment, and he... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 333 |
MrGnarGnar | Generate the content for a reddit post You did encounter an admin who either killed you after kicking you, or you had bad luck when joining a new server. The hide body issue is a bug. | They can't reset your character. If you got the
"Your character failed to load from the central hive" (or something similar)
then your character wasn't reset. It just didn't load from the hive and if you would have immediately left and joined another server, you'd be good.
If you just got a new character with no ... | They can't reset your character. If you got the
"Your character failed to load from the central hive" (or something similar)
then your character wasn't reset. It just didn't load from the hive and if you would have immediately left and joined another server, you'd be good.
If you just got a new character with no ... | [
"Summary: it's abundantly clear that the reason for the 2nd Amendment is not for hunting or any \"archaic\" shit. It's to keep the greaseball fucks on the hill from getting out of hand with their shit.\n\nPost: No, you're like, exactly wrong. There are metric shit tons of letters written between all of our Founding... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 334 |
Dirtsk8r | Generate the content for a reddit post tell your friend to get the game. It'll be a lot more fun for both of you to play together. | I love it personally. I have tons of fun playing with friends doing random crap. And buy a Scorcher and give cycling a try, it's a fun thing to do when no friends are online. Also, I see what your saying about grinding for cash, and payouts do need to be balanced. But, I've been doing fine on money upgrading my car, pu... | I love it personally. I have tons of fun playing with friends doing random crap. And buy a Scorcher and give cycling a try, it's a fun thing to do when no friends are online. Also, I see what your saying about grinding for cash, and payouts do need to be balanced. But, I've been doing fine on money upgrading my car, pu... | [
"Summary: modders can actually be pretty cool.\n\nPost: Yeah man, same here. Hackers and/or modders can actually be pretty cool. I've only came across them a couple times. First time was the worst experience ever. Fuckin' dude was invincible being a dick. Second time was more recent and was pretty awesome. I notice... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 335 |
refboy4 | Generate the content for a reddit post sounds good on paper, but wouldn't work the same in reality. | For one, police are civilians, so on could make the argument that they are overseen by civilians.
Secondly, most citizens have no idea what it would take to rain police to be effective. Its a recipe for disaster, much like what has happened with the legislature trying to regulate things they have zero knowledge about... | For one, police are civilians, so on could make the argument that they are overseen by civilians.
Secondly, most citizens have no idea what it would take to rain police to be effective. Its a recipe for disaster, much like what has happened with the legislature trying to regulate things they have zero knowledge about... | [
"Summary: companies are less likely to upgrade their systems in a crappy economy (more \"risky\" than in a good economy) leaving more time for hackers to find and exploit the old flaws.\n\nPost: There hasn't necessarily been \"more\" attacks than before. The same amount of malicious activity has been happening. Jus... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 336 |
aroogu | Generate the content for a reddit post I feel bad for the Russians as well. | A friend of mine just took a 2 month vacation in Russia & she said that she loved the place but was saddened by the discouragement she felt was pervasive among the people in the country. She told me that, just getting off the plane, she could feel the oppressive demoralization of the people. | A friend of mine just took a 2 month vacation in Russia & she said that she loved the place but was saddened by the discouragement she felt was pervasive among the people in the country. She told me that, just getting off the plane, she could feel the oppressive demoralization of the people. | [
"Summary: The only spectacle is the response, not the program.\n\nPost: Seen it; it's available on usenet. \n If you're looking for scandal, then you've got to look elsewhere. It's actually a quite reasonable program which looks at Islam from a historian's perspective rather than as an amazing super absolute revel... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 337 |
MrTheodore | Generate the content for a reddit post they're going the way of ea very slowly, we just keep giving them inches | if valve cared, they'd bring back crafting, add sets directly to the store that aren't sponsored by teams or organizations, then 2 months later add those items to the drop system, and they would rework the item value system (rare is anything but, immortals were thrown at us by the dozen at ti4, etc.)
but they don't, ... | if valve cared, they'd bring back crafting, add sets directly to the store that aren't sponsored by teams or organizations, then 2 months later add those items to the drop system, and they would rework the item value system (rare is anything but, immortals were thrown at us by the dozen at ti4, etc.)
but they don't, ... | [
"Summary: people have actually offered people 2 buds for AC stuff, and you can post whatever price you want on this subreddit, you aren't forced to buy through him\n\nPost: except you haven't seen that people have actually been offering to pay people 2 buds for their AC stuff as soon as they become tradeable. Of c... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 338 |
andrewsmd87 | Generate the content for a reddit post focusing on strength will make you better across the board. It's relatively easy to get in good cardio shape. | Because it's a lot easier for a body to adapt to aerobic exercises much faster than it will adapt to anerobic (lifting heavy and slow) exercises. If you were a couch potato for 3 years and then decided to get in shape, what do you think would come faster, being able to run 3 miles, or deadlift 400 lbs? To get better at... | Because it's a lot easier for a body to adapt to aerobic exercises much faster than it will adapt to anerobic (lifting heavy and slow) exercises. If you were a couch potato for 3 years and then decided to get in shape, what do you think would come faster, being able to run 3 miles, or deadlift 400 lbs? To get better at... | [
"Summary: crossfitter for a long time, in good shape, can't do a MU, agree with OP\n\nPost: Been doing crossfit for almost 3 years now. Didn't really get serious about it, due to a back injury, until probably 6-8 months ago. I can do 22 rounds of a cindy, but still can't do a damn MU. I've been working on them for ... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 339 |
key_lime_pie | Generate the content for a reddit post I am a pessimistic fan. | 1985: I was young and didn't know much about football. The Patriots weren't expected to do very well that season, but snuck in as the Wild Card and then won three straight road games to reach the Super Bowl. They scored first against the Bears (a field goal), making them the only team to score against the Bears in th... | 1985: I was young and didn't know much about football. The Patriots weren't expected to do very well that season, but snuck in as the Wild Card and then won three straight road games to reach the Super Bowl. They scored first against the Bears (a field goal), making them the only team to score against the Bears in th... | [
"Summary: is that the Heat were built through free agency, the Celtics through trade, with the players having a much larger degree of latitude in the case of the Heat.\n\nPost: Sure. \n The Celtics were the worst team in the East in '06-'07. Part of that is because Paul Pierce was injured for a good bit, but mostl... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 340 |
kenbw2 | Generate the content for a reddit post How do I get Opera to auto suggest the most frequently visited match? | I find myself repeatedly clearing .opera/typed_history.xml because it becomes full of irrelevancies.
Example being I type in reddit.com/r/op and Opera auto suggests -era, when in fact I visit reddit.com/r/operabrowser far more frequently, but I once typed reddit.com/r/opera in error.
[EDIT: Looks like reddit (or mayb... | I find myself repeatedly clearing .opera/typed_history.xml because it becomes full of irrelevancies.
Example being I type in reddit.com/r/op and Opera auto suggests -era, when in fact I visit reddit.com/r/operabrowser far more frequently, but I once typed reddit.com/r/opera in error.
[EDIT: Looks like reddit (or mayb... | [
"Summary: So if anything has to go, let it be the volunteering. There's nothing stopping you going back afterwards. Don't feel any obligation, they're a voluntary organisation and should be treated as such. Remember that they have no control over you, and if they want to send you negativity, then why are you there.... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 341 |
OctopusPirate | Generate the content for a reddit post strength matters, but not as much as you might think | It does matter. What really matters is how much force is imparted to the face over what area, and which area that is.
If you know how to throw a punch, even if you have less mass, a good fast punch will have enough force to do serious damage. If you have a much larger arm and larger fist, then it hits over a larger... | It does matter. What really matters is how much force is imparted to the face over what area, and which area that is.
If you know how to throw a punch, even if you have less mass, a good fast punch will have enough force to do serious damage. If you have a much larger arm and larger fist, then it hits over a larger... | [
"Summary: No. No religion in history has had comparable reach to Christianity of Islam today. The scales are completely different.\n\nPost: No ancient religions had the geographic spread of modern religions; there were major regional religions, or groups of religions, which claimed large followings in more restri... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 342 |
arudnoh | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm an adult living with parents who are probably against the idea. I don't want to tell them, but am nervous and starting to wonder if I should. | So I'm in a weird limbo while I finish my education from my parents house, and I only have so much time on my dad's insurance. I found out that my insurance covers vasectomies completely, and my only reservation before had been cost. My appointment is the 31st.
So anyway, I'm a 22 year old dude living with his parent... | So I'm in a weird limbo while I finish my education from my parents house, and I only have so much time on my dad's insurance. I found out that my insurance covers vasectomies completely, and my only reservation before had been cost. My appointment is the 31st.
So anyway, I'm a 22 year old dude living with his parent... | [
"Summary: Everyone knows where the line is. There's no point squabbling over this.\n\nPost: I know where you're coming from, I'm just saying that those actions are pretty different from going into an actual conversation. I mean, I'm all for fucking with people on tinder. It's funny to make fun of their name or pret... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 343 |
rhino369 | Generate the content for a reddit post banks bet that the housing market wouldn't crash and it did. | The objective risk of the loans is irrelevant. What is relevant is difference between the real risk and the assumed risked. Banks incorrectly bet that these loans wouldn't be bad. Even that isn't a huge deal.
The deal was betting their entire bank that their losses wouldn't be more than 5-10% by leveraging 10-20/1.
... | The objective risk of the loans is irrelevant. What is relevant is difference between the real risk and the assumed risked. Banks incorrectly bet that these loans wouldn't be bad. Even that isn't a huge deal.
The deal was betting their entire bank that their losses wouldn't be more than 5-10% by leveraging 10-20/1.
... | [
"Summary: Homonyms, learn about them.\n\nPost: This is even more hilarious because you assume that only people from the USA consider themselves \"Americans\". In reality anyone from North/South America is an American. \n In English communication American almost always means person who lives or originated from the U... | 47 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 344 |
deviationblue | Generate the content for a reddit post if you're awesome Ents, you won't tempt an honest man with a toke on the clock, but you will write in a tip of $4.20 on the credit card slip. ^_^ | Please don't offer him smoke while he's on the clock. If he's any sort of responsible person, he'll have to decline.
And when he does decline, but thanks you for your hospitality, please don't have three or four of your buddies holler from the couch with more peer pressure to smoke. If he's a decent worker at all, ... | Please don't offer him smoke while he's on the clock. If he's any sort of responsible person, he'll have to decline.
And when he does decline, but thanks you for your hospitality, please don't have three or four of your buddies holler from the couch with more peer pressure to smoke. If he's a decent worker at all, ... | [
"Summary: I'm an advocate of states' rights; happy cows move to California. :D Sorry you're stuck in Texas. \n Edit: or downvote me, yeah, that's cool.\n\nPost: First off, I couldn't afford to move to California, but I took a chance last year and did it anyway. Best thing I ever did for myself. Course, I already... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 345 |
PerspicaciousPedant | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm just saying that guns are designed to kill, and that's a good thing, for the same reason that Nukes & Mutually Assured Destruction is a good thing.
PS, splitting hairs about what actually kills someone likewise marks you as irrational in the same "why are they dissemblin... | First, OMFG wall of text. In the future, would you please be so kind as to put more paragraph breaks in? I'm dyslexic and it's hard enough reading when you don't have three billion letters per square inch...
> And I guess I could concede to your point that guns are designed to kill
Thank you, that's all I was say... | First, OMFG wall of text. In the future, would you please be so kind as to put more paragraph breaks in? I'm dyslexic and it's hard enough reading when you don't have three billion letters per square inch...
> And I guess I could concede to your point that guns are designed to kill
Thank you, that's all I was say... | [
"Summary: What's scary, what's significant, about this is that it makes us realize that it could happen anywhere, which is very different from the statistics. You say that people don't understand probability when they say \"it could happen to me,\" but that's falsely assuming that those 43 murders per day are dist... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 346 |
thefezhat | Generate the content for a reddit post Raid Finder is an integral part of gear progression currently and it's no fun for players who enjoy organized raiding. Thankfully it's getting changed in WoD. | Sort of. You need gear from Raid Finder to progress to higher tiers of raiding. Raid Finder bosses drop the same gear as "real" difficulties, just with lower numbers. So you generally have to grind it for a couple weeks before your gear is good enough to move to the next difficulty, and continue doing so for a couple m... | Sort of. You need gear from Raid Finder to progress to higher tiers of raiding. Raid Finder bosses drop the same gear as "real" difficulties, just with lower numbers. So you generally have to grind it for a couple weeks before your gear is good enough to move to the next difficulty, and continue doing so for a couple m... | [
"Summary: Flying mounts are a travesty of game design because they trivialize the open world and kill player interaction with Blizzard's content and with other players. That's the real reason other MMOs tend to avoid adding them. Sorry for the wall of text, but I feel like more people should understand why flying m... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 347 |
okayifimust | Generate the content for a reddit post Language is awesome, I'd be fine. | I'd quickly turn into a poet, and likely begin to learn many languages.
So, maybe my name doesn't start with "M", so a mansion is right out out of the picture. But more or less from the top of my head:
An abode, maybe not all that humble. A base or a crib. My dwellings. An estate. A finca. "Das Gebäude" - wich will... | I'd quickly turn into a poet, and likely begin to learn many languages.
So, maybe my name doesn't start with "M", so a mansion is right out out of the picture. But more or less from the top of my head:
An abode, maybe not all that humble. A base or a crib. My dwellings. An estate. A finca. "Das Gebäude" - wich will... | [
"Summary: I don't understand your point. Can you clarify? \n If you arrange a non-inclusive, sectarian funeral, don't act indignant and surprised of some of those who are culturally left out or rejected have issues with taking part in the event. \n Don't tell them it shouldn't be important to them, if, clearly, is ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 348 |
urameshi | Generate the content for a reddit post help please >.< | I ask this question because this book I'm using is terrible. I knew it was pretty bad last year (same book as Calc I) but I managed to get through it because there seems to be a lot of help for Calc I online. But now this is just getting ridiculous. The chapters themselves seem to be shorter and when you get to the pro... | I ask this question because this book I'm using is terrible. I knew it was pretty bad last year (same book as Calc I) but I managed to get through it because there seems to be a lot of help for Calc I online. But now this is just getting ridiculous. The chapters themselves seem to be shorter and when you get to the pro... | [
"Summary: 15 years wouldn't help me....Durant would win. 21-3.\n\nPost: Could I win? nope. I'm 5'10\". No amount of training would change the fact taht I'm way shorter than him. The only way I could beat him is by using tricks or by beat him off the dribble. I would try to spot up shoot but I can't really shoot al... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 349 |
pheipl | Generate the content for a reddit post What options could make me survive more without "cheating" like only days or long days, no winter. But if I chose these options that you say, how can I compensate for lack of materials or will I just be missing out on some stuff ? I want it to be hard, but not unfair (treeguard an... | I played the game back even before mikeb (if you don't know him, youtube, amazing, not just don't starve), so I know my way around mostly. I also shift+tab (steam) constantly with the wiki up 24/7.
However I never get very far into the game, I usually die within 3-4 days of winter, not because of the cold but because... | I played the game back even before mikeb (if you don't know him, youtube, amazing, not just don't starve), so I know my way around mostly. I also shift+tab (steam) constantly with the wiki up 24/7.
However I never get very far into the game, I usually die within 3-4 days of winter, not because of the cold but because... | [
"Summary: FMA second series is childish compared to the original\n\nPost: I don't know, I dind't like the second series. I completely 100% lost interest with the idea of revisiting old content and making it worse. [The human transmutation guy who used his wife and child as test subjects was so poorly done in the se... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 350 |
bigwag91 | Generate the content for a reddit post Almost got suspended from school for working in IT as a student during a drug search. | When i was in high school i was a tech aide for the IT department. This day they sent me to one of the other school locations (IT was in the high school, had to go to an elementary school). So i leave no problem, fix the problem and i'm on my way back. I get to the school, park my jeep, walk in the school. I'm almost b... | When i was in high school i was a tech aide for the IT department. This day they sent me to one of the other school locations (IT was in the high school, had to go to an elementary school). So i leave no problem, fix the problem and i'm on my way back. I get to the school, park my jeep, walk in the school. I'm almost b... | [
"Summary: glad you're ok\n\nPost: almost happened to me one time, but when i was installing the budget boost on my jeep, already had bought oversized tires and had to compensate(tires rubbed). i got lucky when the larger tire got jammed in the wheel well and didnt roll out. me and the mechanic walked in the dark an... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 351 |
eskamobob1 | Generate the content for a reddit post Basically I am looking for a unique pair of denim. The heavier the better, non-standard colorway, and bonus point for irregular material or unique details.
Thanks for the help in advance guys, and sorry for the long post!
-esk | Whats up guys? So im pretty board in class right now and obviously my mind wandered to denim. I'm planning on doing the HWDC3 (assuming there will be a 3) after our short heavy weight comp, and I am trying to figure out what jeans I want to rock for 2 whole years.
My only two requirements is that they be versatile en... | Whats up guys? So im pretty board in class right now and obviously my mind wandered to denim. I'm planning on doing the HWDC3 (assuming there will be a 3) after our short heavy weight comp, and I am trying to figure out what jeans I want to rock for 2 whole years.
My only two requirements is that they be versatile en... | [
"Summary: I agree, but sometimes we get too invested in out ideas and preferences to give advice in the best interest of the OP\n\nPost: I agree with the vast majority of this. Like if a shirt is too big, or pants need a hem, but I do think the just rock it is important in some cases. One of these to me is the topi... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 352 |
ShrimpyPimpy | Generate the content for a reddit post The two aren't mutually exclusive. | You're assuming a lot about the OP. They might be very aware of the origin of the things they purchase. Maybe not.
But I'd agree that most of us care about the people that are convenient to care about or the people that are right in front of us. We ignore the poor, the children, the environment destroyed to bring us ... | You're assuming a lot about the OP. They might be very aware of the origin of the things they purchase. Maybe not.
But I'd agree that most of us care about the people that are convenient to care about or the people that are right in front of us. We ignore the poor, the children, the environment destroyed to bring us ... | [
"Summary: If you come to realize that their publicity stunts are just one stupid facet of the group, and you actually care about the wellbeing of all animals (not just cats and dogs), then PETA has an actual value. That said, Mercy for Animals and FARM are far better non-profits, in my opinion.\n\nPost: I support ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 353 |
Xenxe | Generate the content for a reddit post microsoft killed something and replaced it with something terrible | Microsoft doesn't believe in adding onto things. Look at what they did to the xna creators club for instance. it was once a place you could go to read tutorials and code samples for the xna framework to make games for windows and xbox. but since they made their new line of windows phones that support the xna framework ... | Microsoft doesn't believe in adding onto things. Look at what they did to the xna creators club for instance. it was once a place you could go to read tutorials and code samples for the xna framework to make games for windows and xbox. but since they made their new line of windows phones that support the xna framework ... | [
"Summary: don't judge by whats in the pants. Because that's not all that matters.\n\nPost: Just letting you know that if every transgender person had access to medically perfect cost free no complication procedures then sure what you say might be true. But no, the procedures aren't perfect, are super expensive and ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 354 |
cincodenada | Generate the content for a reddit post My car got towed and I deserved it, but thanks to you guys I knew exactly what to do and saved myself money and stress. Thanks!
Edit: Bonus pictures! This is what my call log for that person. | and thanks to you guys, the badness was kept to the bare minimum!
Last night, I parked my car in a 7am-6pm loading zone because I needed it parked quick, and was gonna move it before the night was over. Then this morning I woke up, lazed around in bed, and then at 10:30 shot out of bed with an OH SHIT as I realized ... | and thanks to you guys, the badness was kept to the bare minimum!
Last night, I parked my car in a 7am-6pm loading zone because I needed it parked quick, and was gonna move it before the night was over. Then this morning I woke up, lazed around in bed, and then at 10:30 shot out of bed with an OH SHIT as I realized ... | [
"Summary: Looks like, in a rather ham-handed effort to get rid of all rounded edges, the /r/oddlysatisfying mods have inadvertently done this to themselves!\n\nPost: This isn't actually RES's doing. It's due to the subreddit style, and is because of this rather overreaching CSS rule: \n * {\n border-radius: 0!imp... | 104 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 355 |
db2 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you can't relax and enjoy the experience, you're gonna have a bad time. | Are you telling me you're anally deformed? Does it impact your ability to poop? (being serous here)
It kinda sounds like you're not in to it. If you're not in the mood then you're going to be tense, which means a clenched asshole. You can't usually just ram something up there and expect things to work out great, you ... | Are you telling me you're anally deformed? Does it impact your ability to poop? (being serous here)
It kinda sounds like you're not in to it. If you're not in the mood then you're going to be tense, which means a clenched asshole. You can't usually just ram something up there and expect things to work out great, you ... | [
"Summary: I spite in OP's general direction.\n\nPost: I don't know what your problem is, I don't know what's on that post, nor have I viewed the image, but you're irritating me and if you don't like that post getting upvotes then add one more upvote to it, simply for the sake of spite. Your post here condemns peopl... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 356 |
Grifachu | Generate the content for a reddit post Returned a scarf | I was walking across a golf course to my friends house in the snow. I found a scarf lying on the ground and proceeded to pick it up and tie it to the small railing that runs along the border between the course and the road. As I walked back from his house the next day I saw a family stop their car, and a woman get out.... | I was walking across a golf course to my friends house in the snow. I found a scarf lying on the ground and proceeded to pick it up and tie it to the small railing that runs along the border between the course and the road. As I walked back from his house the next day I saw a family stop their car, and a woman get out.... | [
"Summary: My mom thinks my package is small\n\nPost: One time I had friends over an the mail came. I had ordered something like a phone case online, so it came in a small box. So my mom says over our intercom \"Grifachu, you have a small package.\" I manage to say \"Hey... Wait a minute!\" before my friends burst o... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 357 |
Vaping_allday_errday | Generate the content for a reddit post Do it level that sader have fun and wait for monk patch when they'll hopefully be better. | I'll put it to you like this. Almost 800 hrs on the monk and just only around 800k sheet dps with probably around 100% lightning skills. I can do T3 but still die pretty often and it's a chore so I do T2. Just lvled a Sader me and a buddy both and we both had monk mains. 70hrs in to this toon and I'm farming T3 with ea... | I'll put it to you like this. Almost 800 hrs on the monk and just only around 800k sheet dps with probably around 100% lightning skills. I can do T3 but still die pretty often and it's a chore so I do T2. Just lvled a Sader me and a buddy both and we both had monk mains. 70hrs in to this toon and I'm farming T3 with ea... | [
"Summary: u/_Bombies has made the biggest impact for me since I started vaping. He also continues to do so. Love his stuff or hate it you have to admit he's a damn fine gentleman. \n Edit: Shit I knew I was forgetting something. Also would like to shoutout to all the Plumes of Hazzard guys! Love the show and it's a... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 358 |
Kelphatron9000 | Generate the content for a reddit post TMNT chased me and made me fall into a bat-demon pit. | I was running through a huge mansion at night (it's always at night). The TMNT were chasing me. They had weapons of death (like chainsaws and chain maces, etc.) and their eyes were burning red. They had fangs dripping with poison and long claws on their hands... needless to say, they were terrifying on their own.
Any... | I was running through a huge mansion at night (it's always at night). The TMNT were chasing me. They had weapons of death (like chainsaws and chain maces, etc.) and their eyes were burning red. They had fangs dripping with poison and long claws on their hands... needless to say, they were terrifying on their own.
Any... | [
"Summary: woman ordered complicated meal, ate most of it, and then asked for a discount\n\nPost: It's not entirely memorable, but this happened to me last night, and I need to vent about it. \n 3 top comes in, they seem alright enough. Now, I work the graveyard shift at IHOP, and this was literally my only table th... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 359 |
IggySorcha | Generate the content for a reddit post If you find one at an AZA accredited zoo, that animal was either bred under close scrutiny (never inbred), or is a rescue from someone that was not responsible. Many accredited zoos have them, including the zoo in the picture (that is Odin from Six Flags). | Please don't support zoos and other places that have purposefully bred them for display.
FTFY.
As much as I love Big Cat Rescue, the article can be misleading in that it does not point out the fact that it is not the double recessive white gene that causes the health issues, but inbreeding by irresponsible breeders... | Please don't support zoos and other places that have purposefully bred them for display.
FTFY.
As much as I love Big Cat Rescue, the article can be misleading in that it does not point out the fact that it is not the double recessive white gene that causes the health issues, but inbreeding by irresponsible breeders... | [
"Summary: Every style of Steampunk, except Victorian for the ladies, should be based on functionality. \n Functionality = The goggles must do something, and the gears must have the appearance of theoretically working. If it doesn't serve a purpose, it doesn't belong. \n Edit: Typo\n\nPost: I just never really heard... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 360 |
JoeBobson | Generate the content for a reddit post Your mom is a fat slut. | wasn't an attack, man. I think its an interesting proposition, and thought you or others might be more interested. Also, I had just finished eating chicken, and thought that would be a better economic example than your mom, for whom there is far less demand because she has over-supplied the market. | wasn't an attack, man. I think its an interesting proposition, and thought you or others might be more interested. Also, I had just finished eating chicken, and thought that would be a better economic example than your mom, for whom there is far less demand because she has over-supplied the market. | [
"Summary: You are underestimating the economy of thought that theism offers.\n\nPost: It's actually not the same. I get your argument, that had they been raised elsewhere they'd be a different religion, which is totally true. \n But you're running smack into a problem, and you've confused the way you think with t... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 361 |
IAmADudette | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't be a dick. | There is a hide function on facebook posts. When used freequently enough fb filters out similar posts form the same people.
There is an unfollow option on every page.
There is an unfriend option for every friend on your list.
There is no need to be hurtful and derogatory toward people who make different life choi... | There is a hide function on facebook posts. When used freequently enough fb filters out similar posts form the same people.
There is an unfollow option on every page.
There is an unfriend option for every friend on your list.
There is no need to be hurtful and derogatory toward people who make different life choi... | [
"Summary: ireland is not apart of the UK, and we're not an island filled with strict religious types.\n\nPost: Ireland is not apart of the United Kingdom as we are independent from the kingdom. \n Also we're not too bad with the ol religious stuff. Apart from where it over laps in politics (off the top of my head t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 362 |
UsernameStories | Generate the content for a reddit post My parents joined a cult that worshipped the earth and hated the sky, giving me a very real fear of the sky that plagued me for a while.
Username: fearofthesky | So I'm sure a lot of people have heard of weird, indoctrinating cults that believe in really random shit. My family was right of the thick of that craziness for a good portion of my childhood. My parents always seemed free spirited, but from the stories I heard they became attached to extreme ideas very quickly. App... | So I'm sure a lot of people have heard of weird, indoctrinating cults that believe in really random shit. My family was right of the thick of that craziness for a good portion of my childhood. My parents always seemed free spirited, but from the stories I heard they became attached to extreme ideas very quickly. App... | [
"Summary: Burnt my salmon colored house while trying to cook, got made fun of by my friends for \"burning the salmon\" \n Username: burntsalmon\n\nPost: burntsalmon. Seems like a pretty straightforward username, right? Wrong. I could give people a thousand guesses and the origin of this username would still elude ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 363 |
Jerlko | Generate the content for a reddit post Jaraxxus enters the board before his battlecry resolves.
Saying battlecries resolve before the minion hits the board is true enough for most interactions but it's not actually how Hearthstone works, it's just a clusterfuck of weird order. | What about Jaraxxus? If battlecries resolve before minions hit the board, he should technically never enter because his battlecry is becoming the hero. Either he enters the battlefield then his battlecry triggers, or somehow Mirror Entity triggers while he's going from your hand straight to your hero. And Snipe. An... | What about Jaraxxus? If battlecries resolve before minions hit the board, he should technically never enter because his battlecry is becoming the hero. Either he enters the battlefield then his battlecry triggers, or somehow Mirror Entity triggers while he's going from your hand straight to your hero. And Snipe. An... | [
"Summary: Meg is much bigger than Chris.\n\nPost: I dunno. The last time I say Meg was back when I was sailing with Captain Ahab. We were at sea for who knows how many days. The wind was whipping, and the storms were savage. We all wished to retreat back to shore but nay, Captain Ahab would not hear of it. He was o... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 364 |
WDoE | Generate the content for a reddit post Not wanting the extra feature is no reason to boycott a system. The hardware is quite impressive compared to consoles now, and isn't that much worse than the PS4. | I don't understand this. It's not like the Wii where the hardware is severely gimped just to add some bullshit no one wants.
I see everything about the Xbox One as being useless addons that neither add nor detract from the gaming experience. Lets face it, the specs aren't that much worse than the PS3. They are so sim... | I don't understand this. It's not like the Wii where the hardware is severely gimped just to add some bullshit no one wants.
I see everything about the Xbox One as being useless addons that neither add nor detract from the gaming experience. Lets face it, the specs aren't that much worse than the PS3. They are so sim... | [
"Summary: Game ownership will be like the Arcade + fee free ownership transfers. On your box, you and your household can play. On other consoles, only you can play.\n\nPost: No.]( \n This is a terrible misquote. It seems like it will work similarly to Arcade games. You buy a disc as an alternative to network instal... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 365 |
Fwoggie2 | Generate the content for a reddit post It's compulsory. Military tactics and wins are covered lightly; the causes to it beginning and the war crimes committed during it by the Nazis are covered very heavy.
EDIT: If anyone passes through Bonn ever (It's just South of Cologne), there's an outstanding museum called Hau... | It's a bit late in the day to answer that question given that it's 23:25 here in Germany; most people are starting to think of sleeping. But what the hell, I'll give you 15 min of sleep potential :)
An emphasis exists on the events that led to the rise of the Nazis and Hitler in the first place, not just the events ... | It's a bit late in the day to answer that question given that it's 23:25 here in Germany; most people are starting to think of sleeping. But what the hell, I'll give you 15 min of sleep potential :)
An emphasis exists on the events that led to the rise of the Nazis and Hitler in the first place, not just the events ... | [
"Summary: If you want to talk about Jesus, don't pick on the really obviously tired big guy with an enormous amount luggage very late on a Sunday night. You're not going to convert him.\n\nPost: Last one was 4 weeks ago. Walking through Bonn station , Germany (the town where I live currently) after 10 hours of tr... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 366 |
Inukii | Generate the content for a reddit post Enjoy whatever games. But just because you like a game doesn't make it a good game. Just because you like your hair cut so you are bald doesn't make it a talented, special, demanding hair cut. | Too simple of a game. May as well practice picking up orange juice and drinking through a straw. Then report other people for not doing it as efficiently as you can.
I have no problem with the game. A game will always be fun to someone, somewhere. It irritates me when people start to believe that "This game that they... | Too simple of a game. May as well practice picking up orange juice and drinking through a straw. Then report other people for not doing it as efficiently as you can.
I have no problem with the game. A game will always be fun to someone, somewhere. It irritates me when people start to believe that "This game that they... | [
"Summary: As a student in England you have no fucking say over your education that the Goverment provides you either free or costly. Yet you are responsible for it if you decide you don't want to participate in their crappy lessons or you don't get your money back if you think it sucks.\n\nPost: I think a baseball ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 367 |
Mr_E | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're preparing speeches instead of laughing off the slings and arrows of assholes, you're doing it wrong. | While I phrased my disdain differently, I feel like this whole list of 'responses' is really silly because nobody prepares a speech for the moment when someone will tell them to 'man up.' All of these responses sound rehearsed and carefully written which make them unrealistic and frankly, somewhat pathetic. I likened i... | While I phrased my disdain differently, I feel like this whole list of 'responses' is really silly because nobody prepares a speech for the moment when someone will tell them to 'man up.' All of these responses sound rehearsed and carefully written which make them unrealistic and frankly, somewhat pathetic. I likened i... | [
"Summary: gun control in it's current iteration is nonsense. \n The loophole thing I had a look into, and stand corrected.\n\nPost: I don't see it as propaganda, I really think if gun control was something well planned and well thought out instead of the noose that it is currently, it might actually accomplish some... | 82 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 368 |
ruat_caelum | Generate the content for a reddit post Earth goes all religious and crazy. The outer colonies stocked with the best of the species do not. Earth eventually tries to call everyone home. The colonies deny earth access outside their gravity well. If you have genetic descendants they are (statistically) on Earth and don't ... | Expansion. The human directive. Faith.
Humanity expands shortly into low orbit followed by a period of inactivity again when the novelty wears off and the costs to innovate rise.
Then the Williams-Gibson drive is invented. The WG though some label it as the Wu-Garnet for the grad students that worked under Williams... | Expansion. The human directive. Faith.
Humanity expands shortly into low orbit followed by a period of inactivity again when the novelty wears off and the costs to innovate rise.
Then the Williams-Gibson drive is invented. The WG though some label it as the Wu-Garnet for the grad students that worked under Williams... | [
"Summary: This isn't the correct sub for finical advice. Go to personal finance or investing. They will also need more information to help you.\n Don't buy land in Detroit or in Michigan that is not by a lake (great lake or small is both good.) as these are expecting decades to return to 'good' prices, if ever.\n\... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 369 |
tannerdanger | Generate the content for a reddit post Guy is about to puke and demands air, another aircrewmember asks him if he would like to step outside. | I'm a Loadmaster on the C130J. I sit in the back and deal with cargo, passengers, and airdrops. So many funny and weird things happen in my job its hard to think of a good story, but one that comes to mind happened a couple of months ago in Afghanistan.
Our plane is small and Afghanistan is hot, so it is pretty easy ... | I'm a Loadmaster on the C130J. I sit in the back and deal with cargo, passengers, and airdrops. So many funny and weird things happen in my job its hard to think of a good story, but one that comes to mind happened a couple of months ago in Afghanistan.
Our plane is small and Afghanistan is hot, so it is pretty easy ... | [
"Summary: These are the ACTUAL zodiac symbols that anybody alive today would fall under. (Ophiuchus being the 13th). Sorry my grammar might be bad but I'm not that great at explaining things without visuals and this is a lot easier to explain with visuals. \n > Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16\n Aquarius - Feb 16 to ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 370 |
IronMew | Generate the content for a reddit post start here, I guess
Am I being overly pessimistic? Is there a place in this world for tech writers who can honestly express their opinion and aren't treated like slaves? I'm obviously not looking to get rich out of this, I'd just like to have a decent life doing what I like. | A whlie ago I spent several months writing reviews for a gaming website. The boss liked my writing abilities enough to make me managing director, but it didn't last too long because managing everyone else's reviews took so long I no longer had the time to write my own, which I much preferred. I went back to writing my ... | A whlie ago I spent several months writing reviews for a gaming website. The boss liked my writing abilities enough to make me managing director, but it didn't last too long because managing everyone else's reviews took so long I no longer had the time to write my own, which I much preferred. I went back to writing my ... | [
"Summary: Grooveshark si è avviato verso il tramonto.\n\nPost: Fino a qualche tempo fa ti avrei dato ragione, ero un convinto sostenitore di Grooveshark, specie da quando esiste la versione HTML5. Purtroppo ultimamente [hanno cominciato a bloccare gli account]( presumo sotto pressione dell'industria discografica. D... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 371 |
Malician | Generate the content for a reddit post play civ4. I've been watching genius, awesome posters of doom on civfanatics who taught me everything I know about Civ and none of them like 5 yet. | The multiplayer is apparently broken and unplayable from a variety of issues. The singleplayer was cracked by a one-unit-per-tile system combined with ranged units which the AI cannot handle.
In order to balance the game for an army of 20 units rather than 200, they drastically lowered production. Of course, this w... | The multiplayer is apparently broken and unplayable from a variety of issues. The singleplayer was cracked by a one-unit-per-tile system combined with ranged units which the AI cannot handle.
In order to balance the game for an army of 20 units rather than 200, they drastically lowered production. Of course, this w... | [
"Summary: obviously graphics are hugely important whether we like to admit it or not\n\nPost: Nothing wrong with that! \n It's easy to say that graphics have no relation to game quality, that only artistic achievement matters. By this token, we could save immense money and game development time by simply using ver... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 372 |
DatPiff916 | Generate the content for a reddit post people judge the city based on what the state is known for | I mean people like to say this and that about why Sacramento gets a bad rap but in my opinion the truth of the matter is it is a GREAT city with no access to beaches in a state that's...known for it's beaches. People generally associate CA with the beach, many people associate the high prices of CA is due to the abilit... | I mean people like to say this and that about why Sacramento gets a bad rap but in my opinion the truth of the matter is it is a GREAT city with no access to beaches in a state that's...known for it's beaches. People generally associate CA with the beach, many people associate the high prices of CA is due to the abilit... | [
"Summary: It's not gays that Black communities hate in the U.S., it's the prison industrial complex system, and homosexuality is viewed as a end product of that\n\nPost: Yes, in the black community it is a nasty underlying secret that a lot of the men who are both in and out the closet identify that they had been m... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 373 |
mindokiller | Generate the content for a reddit post Shit my pants; almost missed my son's concert recital. | Today I fucked up by trusting a fart which was not actually a fart.
Fortunately, I was using the urinal at the time, so I was able to quickly switch to the stall, but not before causing irreparable damage to my underwear and pants.
The worst part is, I had to go home, shower, and change, making me late for my son's... | Today I fucked up by trusting a fart which was not actually a fart.
Fortunately, I was using the urinal at the time, so I was able to quickly switch to the stall, but not before causing irreparable damage to my underwear and pants.
The worst part is, I had to go home, shower, and change, making me late for my son's... | [
"Summary: Not hate, just preference... I just hate when people have different preferences than me ;)\n\nPost: I've listened to Beats headphones and I'll admit that they sound great. The reason I dislike them is because of the reason they sound great. Beats get their sound from an overemphasized bass response, r... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 374 |
mojave955 | Generate the content for a reddit post Korean people's stance on Dokdo is not a product of the government's propaganda. Korean government's stance on Dokdo is the product of people's expectation. | huge 3D map of Dokdo, commercials for tourism, etc
That may look like propaganda to foreigners' eyes, but most Korean people view it as a something they expect the government/corporations should do. Those messages are more directed to international viewers(?) anyways.
Koreans are one of the most doubtful and suspic... | huge 3D map of Dokdo, commercials for tourism, etc
That may look like propaganda to foreigners' eyes, but most Korean people view it as a something they expect the government/corporations should do. Those messages are more directed to international viewers(?) anyways.
Koreans are one of the most doubtful and suspic... | [
"Summary: Coast Guard is too big and unprofessional; it will probably be reorganized into a more professional agency that have proficient capability in dealing with maritime disasters and have clear outline of its duties. \n We'll probably see the formation of an actual \"Coast Guard\" rather than the current obs... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 375 |
Bizarro-aka-WhOaMi | Generate the content for a reddit post Betting 6 Items that total 60$ (Value) is not the same as betting 1 item totaling 60$. Betting the 1 higher Value item will prioritize your returns ahead of others betting lower value items of equivalent total value.
Feel free to P.M or comment with any requests, if I can oblige... | In this submission I will be discussing:
Setting realistic goals and expectations while establishing why you're betting.
Explain how www.dota2lounge.com assigns what I call "the priority list" dictates how the items are distributed to the winners
The research I do before placing a bet (save YOLO's, which I h... | In this submission I will be discussing:
Setting realistic goals and expectations while establishing why you're betting.
Explain how www.dota2lounge.com assigns what I call "the priority list" dictates how the items are distributed to the winners
The research I do before placing a bet (save YOLO's, which I h... | [
"Summary: WALL OF TEXT, you were warned\n\nPost: It didn't \"die\" About 10 months the plastic that holds the keys on the switches broke on the left arrow key and then the control key.. which is very strange since I RARELY touch them. \n As far as everything else it still is working fine. I Really don't need a ne... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 376 |
Cowbane | Generate the content for a reddit post Friend went full Social Retard when we attempted to "Have you met Ted?" him. | Okay, I have a very socially awkward friend named Dave. One year, we were determined to get him to talk to a girl. He would refuse to talk to woman, or if he did he always ruined it by saying something like "Yeah, yesterday I was dissecting a cat," etc, etc.
So, we take our yearly beach trip, and he's down with us,... | Okay, I have a very socially awkward friend named Dave. One year, we were determined to get him to talk to a girl. He would refuse to talk to woman, or if he did he always ruined it by saying something like "Yeah, yesterday I was dissecting a cat," etc, etc.
So, we take our yearly beach trip, and he's down with us,... | [
"Summary: Know your opponents uber and pop when their low. \n Also a nice little trick I do against scouts sometimes in a needle fight (If I know there's a low chance of getting away). Strafe into their right, your left, into them. Most people are right handed and its easier to push the mouse out then it is to push... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 377 |
chalkchick0 | Generate the content for a reddit post Just join the chat, we will click.
Post removed. | Actually, no one is supposed to ask.
In this sub you just need to make a comment, such as "Hi! Are you having a good day?" or "That was a cute kitty, thanks for sharing." or any comment relevant to the post or thread you are commenting on, then just wait for the Karma to flow. | Actually, no one is supposed to ask.
In this sub you just need to make a comment, such as "Hi! Are you having a good day?" or "That was a cute kitty, thanks for sharing." or any comment relevant to the post or thread you are commenting on, then just wait for the Karma to flow. | [
"Summary: Just post a nice link post or join the chat, we will click. \n Comment removed. You are welcome to try again.\n\nPost: Sorry Dear user... \n Actually, no one is supposed to ask. \n In this sub you just need to make nice link post or a comment, such as \"Hi! Are you having a good day?\" or \"That was a cut... | 63 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 378 |
brightlove | Generate the content for a reddit post Ex broke up with me but said it wasn't because he didn't love me. If someone loves you... why would they not give you closure after a relationship ends? | My ex and I had an amazing relationship. When we were together we were incredible together and he always told me that he loved me more than anyone he'd ever been with.
Two weeks ago he broke it off because he said he couldn't be the boyfriend I deserved. His job took him out of town every week. He said we'd talk soon... | My ex and I had an amazing relationship. When we were together we were incredible together and he always told me that he loved me more than anyone he'd ever been with.
Two weeks ago he broke it off because he said he couldn't be the boyfriend I deserved. His job took him out of town every week. He said we'd talk soon... | [
"Summary: Bad date asked me out again in the middle of dinner and I freaked out and said yes. How do I politely say I don't want to go out with him again?\n\nPost: Long story short I was set up with a very nice and successful guy on a date... \n It went ok but I wasn't attracted to him in the slightest. He spoke so... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 379 |
Fluttershy_qtest | Generate the content for a reddit post ISIS isn't really a threat to India either. | ISIS seems to be more preoccupied with forming an Islamic caliphate in the middle east and engaging in rhetorical campaigns with the US and Russia, and even Iran is at war with them. They'll almost certainly meet the same fate as AQ and get almost entirely eliminated. Extremist Islamists will flock to them like moths t... | ISIS seems to be more preoccupied with forming an Islamic caliphate in the middle east and engaging in rhetorical campaigns with the US and Russia, and even Iran is at war with them. They'll almost certainly meet the same fate as AQ and get almost entirely eliminated. Extremist Islamists will flock to them like moths t... | [
"Summary: It's just not about picking a \"lesser evil\" for me. Indian democracy is a failure right now, and epitomizes the statement : \"my ignorance is good as your knowledge\". I don't have to vote if I don't like anyone.\n\nPost: unchecked rural to urban migration \n This is a good point. Hard to stop in a free... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 380 |
travelingmama | Generate the content for a reddit post a customer threatened to give my name to "the media" because flight prices went up when she was trying to purchase them. | I work for an airline in reservations. It can be hard to deal with some of the people sometimes. Because most of the time I'm on their side. The airline industry is an entity of it's own. Because it offers a unique kind of service they can put rules and regulations on things that other business would never dream of doi... | I work for an airline in reservations. It can be hard to deal with some of the people sometimes. Because most of the time I'm on their side. The airline industry is an entity of it's own. Because it offers a unique kind of service they can put rules and regulations on things that other business would never dream of doi... | [
"Summary: I stay away from stating out loud that anything is a deal breaker!\n\nPost: I would handle them as they come up. I would never say \"if you cheat on me, I will divorce you\" (ok I'm married so break up just sound's weird) because if he gets dissatisfied, he may look for an out so that I'm the one that bre... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 381 |
Threedawg | Generate the content for a reddit post How does grounding work!? | I am building a harness for a project and have run into an issue with grounding wires. (3800 V6 into an 86 Fiero)
I have:
-Four 18AWG grounds coming from an ECU
-Two 16AWG grounds coming from a fuel pump and battery terminal
-Two 18AWG coming from a sensor and speedometer.
-Two 4AWG grounds coming from a relocate... | I am building a harness for a project and have run into an issue with grounding wires. (3800 V6 into an 86 Fiero)
I have:
-Four 18AWG grounds coming from an ECU
-Two 16AWG grounds coming from a fuel pump and battery terminal
-Two 18AWG coming from a sensor and speedometer.
-Two 4AWG grounds coming from a relocate... | [
"Summary: You are a fucking idiot. If you still think American cars can't handle, you have no Idea what you are talking about. All evidence points towards the fact that they can, get of your European elitest throne, and realize that you are wrong .\n\nPost: Sigh, I didn't say the best, I said one of the best. ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 382 |
do_i_even_lift | Generate the content for a reddit post Listen to music, bring a friend, challenge/reward yourself, mix up your exercises. In all things though it is your discipline that will carry you through, not whether or not it's 'fun.' | Honestly dude, the key to discipline is understanding that even if something is boring, the stake you have in it or the potential outcome is far greater than the price you pay now. With that in mind, I strength strain because it doesn't take too much time from my schedule -- lift big and and got for minimal sets. But y... | Honestly dude, the key to discipline is understanding that even if something is boring, the stake you have in it or the potential outcome is far greater than the price you pay now. With that in mind, I strength strain because it doesn't take too much time from my schedule -- lift big and and got for minimal sets. But y... | [
"Summary: The future ain't set in stone til it's set in the past; just focus on you now, take opportunities, make mistakes, and keep on moving.\n\nPost: I'm actually 22 and still a virgin - I'd prefer my next S.O. (or even wife) to know that I held out and saved my virginity for her and her alone. There's no shame ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 383 |
bbqroast | Generate the content for a reddit post A PC can be bootlegged onto nearly anything without to much technical know-how or risk, but a console will let you shoot something without having to muck around. | It really depends on what you want to play. If you're like my brother you just want to sit down and shoot things at the end of the day, you don't want to lag or deal with updating components. Consoles are perfect for that, you might not having cutting edge graphics or amazing physics but it works.
I on the other hand... | It really depends on what you want to play. If you're like my brother you just want to sit down and shoot things at the end of the day, you don't want to lag or deal with updating components. Consoles are perfect for that, you might not having cutting edge graphics or amazing physics but it works.
I on the other hand... | [
"Summary: Forget terrorism, declare a war against Bed, Bath & Beyond.\n\nPost: Because, you, as a person, are at absolutely no risk of terrorism. \n Depending on how you define \"terrorism\" less than 4 people have died of terrorist attacks in New Zealand. For a US citizen (including those abroad, excluding those i... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 384 |
username02 | Generate the content for a reddit post Go fuck your own face you ungrateful cunt.
PS. Everyone knows that you fucked that guy. Which makes your hateful obsession over me a little more creepy. | The fact that you formed this hatred for me based upon the fact that I didn't immediately say 'hello' to when entering your apartment only served to piss you off further. You are by far, the most self-righteous cunt I have ever met on the entire planet. I'm glad my girlfriend is finally kicking you out of her apartment... | The fact that you formed this hatred for me based upon the fact that I didn't immediately say 'hello' to when entering your apartment only served to piss you off further. You are by far, the most self-righteous cunt I have ever met on the entire planet. I'm glad my girlfriend is finally kicking you out of her apartment... | [
"Summary: Friend bought me a deck. I've spent all the time I haven't been job hunting looking at anything Magic.\n\nPost: I just recently started playing Magic (read: 3 weeks ago). A friend of mine had played a lot and was looking to get back in to it since he had a stable job. \n I like going to card shops and han... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 385 |
PARANOiA_300 | Generate the content for a reddit post I am new to comics, the ones I obtained today are listed above. What suggestions do you all have for a new person to comics? | Hello everyone,
I have been a webcomic person for quite some time. It was nice to get a cheap laugh on such a short strip. The only real experience with ACTUAL comics I had was Futurama comics that I got for Christmas starting around 2000. Today I walked into a local comic store and was severely impressed with eve... | Hello everyone,
I have been a webcomic person for quite some time. It was nice to get a cheap laugh on such a short strip. The only real experience with ACTUAL comics I had was Futurama comics that I got for Christmas starting around 2000. Today I walked into a local comic store and was severely impressed with eve... | [
"Summary: service was absolute shit, brought me a wrong drink with ice in it and no glass, then forgot about my food. \n Fuck that place\n\nPost: I went to the one downtown (one that really pissed me off) with some friends. It wasn't busy, about 3 tables full total and workers sitting around. I looked the menu over... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 386 |
balthisar | Generate the content for a reddit post forget the bullshit like price and hearts-on-sleeves. It's good stuff. | I live in SE Michigan (read: Detroit suburbs) which is very suburban, but it only takes a few minutes to get into the farmland. Once there, you'll see a lot of displays at the end of driveways offering the produce that's available, with a sign. The idea is, you drive up the driveway to the house, knock, and buy. It's v... | I live in SE Michigan (read: Detroit suburbs) which is very suburban, but it only takes a few minutes to get into the farmland. Once there, you'll see a lot of displays at the end of driveways offering the produce that's available, with a sign. The idea is, you drive up the driveway to the house, knock, and buy. It's v... | [
"Summary: markets work\n\nPost: I posted this on another Reddit some months back, but goes into how we screw up the word socialism, or rather, use it to mean different things. Context is Europe vs USA vs China, but may contribute to this discussion anyway. Oh, and for the editorializing voice, keep in mind this is ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 387 |
Falcoteer | Generate the content for a reddit post Do I move with my best friend at the expense of the life I've built in the last two years? | Story time, I suppose. I apologize in advance for the wall of text. Here goes :
My best friend and I met a couple years ago, when we were working in different branches of the same company. We were passing acquaintances them. I later got promoted and moved over to the same team, getting assigned the desk next to hers.... | Story time, I suppose. I apologize in advance for the wall of text. Here goes :
My best friend and I met a couple years ago, when we were working in different branches of the same company. We were passing acquaintances them. I later got promoted and moved over to the same team, getting assigned the desk next to hers.... | [
"Summary: Still a pain in the ass to clean and maintain, but perhaps it's more of a Batman feat than an Aquaman one.\n\nPost: I'm not 100% sure that the desk part on the left is really connected to the rest of the tanks. It almost looks like there's a solid piece between the two. If that is the case, the top glass ... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 388 |
PopeTheoskeptik | Generate the content for a reddit post There isn't actually a tiger in the bushes. It's a housecat having a tantrum. | You can quibble on the precise numbers and interpretation
Indeed I can, for there is reason to do so.
>it seems that there's a sizable minority of British Muslims whose views are bordering on the extreme.
This is how you evidently see things, which is the point I was trying to make. You're already predisposed to ... | You can quibble on the precise numbers and interpretation
Indeed I can, for there is reason to do so.
>it seems that there's a sizable minority of British Muslims whose views are bordering on the extreme.
This is how you evidently see things, which is the point I was trying to make. You're already predisposed to ... | [
"Summary: To find evidence of a possible lynx, visit an out of the way iron age round house.\n\nPost: feline the size of a dog \n Sounds familiar. A couple of decades ago I was in the arse end of nowhere on the edge of the Cairngorms and saw something that would have fitted the Fortean Times' criteria for an 'Alien... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 389 |
Monster_Claire | Generate the content for a reddit post Conclusion: I only wanted r/Christianity to be a welcoming place, so that we don't reinforce negative stereotypes of Christians or make others feel judged. | Perhaps I misread the judgmental tone in your question. If I did I'm sorry.
Much like I believe everyone should be welcome in a church I believe everyone should be welcome on r/Christianity.
Had you asked that of a person who posted blatantly hurtful comments or who was very aggressive, I would have supported you... | Perhaps I misread the judgmental tone in your question. If I did I'm sorry.
Much like I believe everyone should be welcome in a church I believe everyone should be welcome on r/Christianity.
Had you asked that of a person who posted blatantly hurtful comments or who was very aggressive, I would have supported you... | [
"Summary: You can choose to tell God \"I do have faith, help me overcome my lack of faith\"\n\nPost: I am a Christian that goes to an Anglican church: faith is a choice but it is difficult and requires God's help. \nFor example I may read a bible verse which makes no sense to me and makes me doubt that the bible is... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 390 |
mobius1ace5 | Generate the content for a reddit post need a big ass printer, what do you recommend? :D | So comes the time where we need another large FDM printer. The Taz is a work horse but is currently dealing with the ghosting issues referenced in [THIS]( post. We are still using it in the interim and oddly have been looking around to add another larger printer to the fleet.
Thought about another Taz, but with thi... | So comes the time where we need another large FDM printer. The Taz is a work horse but is currently dealing with the ghosting issues referenced in [THIS]( post. We are still using it in the interim and oddly have been looking around to add another larger printer to the fleet.
Thought about another Taz, but with thi... | [
"Summary: Totally. It can be done today, you just have to get the right company to do it for you. My company specializes in full color currently, but I can definitely source all of it for you.\n\nPost: So the rings themselves are not flexible from the description. Nylon will flex a bit but it wont stretch too muc... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 391 |
Mobius_One | Generate the content for a reddit post We need a leader and please send me constructive feedback through a throwaway account's PM on reddit.
Link to our 2nd session's follow-up: [Zelda](
Edit 1: There's also the thought of recruiting another player, but I'm personally a big fan of 4 person parties. It helps ever... | Two things:
First off, Jeff ran into some scheduling issues and cannot make any more games. As such, the party has no leader. I would really prefer if the party had 1 character of each archetype, so if you are playing a class whose role is doubled up on, please consider re-rolling to help pick up the slack.
Secondl... | Two things:
First off, Jeff ran into some scheduling issues and cannot make any more games. As such, the party has no leader. I would really prefer if the party had 1 character of each archetype, so if you are playing a class whose role is doubled up on, please consider re-rolling to help pick up the slack.
Secondl... | [
"Summary: Babying, Stat items and/or RNG blessing do not make a good unit; \nGrowths, base stats, and/or availability do)\n\nPost: Yeah, but just as RNG blessings can up bad characters, they can curse good ones. \n \n While this is true, an RNG blessing isn't the criteria for a good character, else every character ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 392 |
TruthRage | Generate the content for a reddit post COMPANY + "INNOCENT" SINGER WHO TEENAGE GIRLS CAN RELATE TO = PROFITS | Wow -2 downvotes lol, reddit just loves it's mystical make believe worlds don't they, when a world would rather listen to madonna blowing off a crowd for 2.5 hours than important events all around the world you know the world has gone down the shitter, let me make this clear reddit, let me make it very clear so you can... | Wow -2 downvotes lol, reddit just loves it's mystical make believe worlds don't they, when a world would rather listen to madonna blowing off a crowd for 2.5 hours than important events all around the world you know the world has gone down the shitter, let me make this clear reddit, let me make it very clear so you can... | [
"Summary: The irony of being ignorant to the fact that you are fighting what you think is ignorance, and the cussing and flaming of a whole group of people(1.2 billion, that's a 7th of the world) solves nothing, go read something credible or stfu and don't spread your misinformation. \n P.S. On one lovely thread th... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 393 |
AppleDane | Generate the content for a reddit post Same thing that happened to Beethoven. | Bad genes. Something, probably the hearing cell "hairs" that pick up vibration, just started giving up before the usual amount of usage. Everybody's hearing decline with age, but there is usually enough redundancy to pick up the slack. My age-hearing-loss just started earlier and at a greater speed than typical, so tha... | Bad genes. Something, probably the hearing cell "hairs" that pick up vibration, just started giving up before the usual amount of usage. Everybody's hearing decline with age, but there is usually enough redundancy to pick up the slack. My age-hearing-loss just started earlier and at a greater speed than typical, so tha... | [
"Summary: It's a complex problem and you can't really help everybody with everything, but we do appreciate the help we get.\n\nPost: Sure, you can emulate most hearing conditions with simple electronic equipment. \n Problem is that there are as many types of hearing loss. My hearing loss could be simulated by rem... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 394 |
infectedapricot | Generate the content for a reddit post Clearly I'm not the best informed person here. But it's also clearly more complicated than just "he's president, he could sort it out if he really wanted". I look at the effort that it took him to get healthcare reforms through (which to an outsider seem pretty fucking uncontrover... | Disclaimer: I'm not American, and haven't been following the balance of power issue closely.
AIUI, Obama could issue an executive order to close the prison right now. But he couldn't issue an order to actually move the inmates anywhere, because that would require money. Of course Obama has the military and therefore ... | Disclaimer: I'm not American, and haven't been following the balance of power issue closely.
AIUI, Obama could issue an executive order to close the prison right now. But he couldn't issue an order to actually move the inmates anywhere, because that would require money. Of course Obama has the military and therefore ... | [
"Summary: if you like): the set of upper bounds is ALWAYS of the form [a,infty) where a is a real number (except for E being empty or unbounded above). And yes I do mean closed on the a side.\n\nPost: Let U be the set of upper bounds of E. \n You're confusing the definition of U and the definition of E. Once E is d... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 395 |
RyoxSinfar | Generate the content for a reddit post Reddit in general | This isn't a congregation of subdredditors here, subdreddit is a congregation of redditors. We have common senses of humor, we have been exposed to similar stimuli, we know the same old jokes, we see similar news to discuss. Articles have been written on the longevity of some gaming groups based on a secondary backbone... | This isn't a congregation of subdredditors here, subdreddit is a congregation of redditors. We have common senses of humor, we have been exposed to similar stimuli, we know the same old jokes, we see similar news to discuss. Articles have been written on the longevity of some gaming groups based on a secondary backbone... | [
"Summary: screw you, do you know how long that took to write?\n\nPost: Lots of people here are going to give good advice but there is interesting science here I always enjoy discussing \n (disclaimer, this isn't science, it is baseless conjecture, but I find it rational enough to toss around 95% of people won't k... | 51 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 396 |
doreato | Generate the content for a reddit post PC's are better than consoles for basically everything, and 4 games that don't get superior ports to the PC doesn't change that. In the end exclusivity HURTS gaming. And if it wasn't around, Sony and Microsoft would have to find more interesting ways to appeal to people, but appar... | PC has more higher rated exclusives than any console out there right now. Not only is GTA V coming out for PC, picking lower frame rates, lower resolutions, more restrictions, higher cost, less games ...is clearly not the most optimal choice. Take into consideration that the only reason to buy consoles is about 2-3 ex... | PC has more higher rated exclusives than any console out there right now. Not only is GTA V coming out for PC, picking lower frame rates, lower resolutions, more restrictions, higher cost, less games ...is clearly not the most optimal choice. Take into consideration that the only reason to buy consoles is about 2-3 ex... | [
"Summary: Something about TE's being good and sell well, I don't really know I just typed some shit and can't remember, grammar not going to best be.> mad catz fighter\n\nPost: I have no idea, generally I see people do two things with regaurds to fightsticks, and I'm not the holder of all knowledge(just so people d... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 397 |
Bucketnate | Generate the content for a reddit post Nothing is more realistic than giving the player all the tools they need to perform like a trained soldier would. Removing the HUD is counter-productive | I honestly no longer understand no HUD in HC mode. HC mode is supposed to be more realistic, and most soldier are deployed with months of intense training. Yet the player who doesnt even know how to tell if his mag is empty (Or which way is north in this case) is forced to fight blind. | I honestly no longer understand no HUD in HC mode. HC mode is supposed to be more realistic, and most soldier are deployed with months of intense training. Yet the player who doesnt even know how to tell if his mag is empty (Or which way is north in this case) is forced to fight blind. | [
"Summary: If you didn't read this you're an ignorant bastard /s\n\nPost: Not everyone wants immersion. \n This is not relevant. It's not about what they want, it's about the game. If the game is supposed to be immersive and you design it that way then 3PP shouldn't even be in the concept. \n >because it is a featur... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 398 |
tjl2015 | Generate the content for a reddit post This. Is. Huge. | It seems like this is something that would have to go all the way to the top. If I understand it, they're basically saying denying gay marriage is in violation of the FEDERAL constitution. Thus any state laws, state constitutional amendments, or US congress laws against gay marriage would be null and void.
It seems l... | It seems like this is something that would have to go all the way to the top. If I understand it, they're basically saying denying gay marriage is in violation of the FEDERAL constitution. Thus any state laws, state constitutional amendments, or US congress laws against gay marriage would be null and void.
It seems l... | [
"Summary: If you're dealing drugs, you should make enough money and not expect to have roommates.\n\nPost: Steps: \n \n College kid driving down the street. Gets caught speeding. Is stupid, lets cop search car. Find weed. Gets taken downtown. \n \n At the station, cops say \"tell us where you got the weed, or we'll... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 399 |
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