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parasoja
Generate the content for a reddit post Almost) every assertion that site makes is false.
They have their own worldview. Atheism is a lack of belief in gods. It does not require one to subscribe to a particular world view. >They have their own orthodoxy. In brief, it is that EVERYTHING can be explained as the product of unintentional, undirected, purposeless evolution. Atheism is a lack of belief in g...
They have their own worldview. Atheism is a lack of belief in gods. It does not require one to subscribe to a particular world view. >They have their own orthodoxy. In brief, it is that EVERYTHING can be explained as the product of unintentional, undirected, purposeless evolution. Atheism is a lack of belief in g...
[ "Summary: christianity is under attack.\n\nPost: However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to yo...
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Luhps
Generate the content for a reddit post Looking for after market passenger side fold down seat for Scion XB, where should I look?
I have a 2008 Scion XB and was hoping I could replace the passenger side seat with something that folds down like they do in the Honda Fit and Toyota Matrix. Anyone know where i could get something like this? I'm not car savvy at all, so I'm unsure as to where to look. Should I just call a local auto shop?
I have a 2008 Scion XB and was hoping I could replace the passenger side seat with something that folds down like they do in the Honda Fit and Toyota Matrix. Anyone know where i could get something like this? I'm not car savvy at all, so I'm unsure as to where to look. Should I just call a local auto shop?
[ "Summary: Ender's Game is a recent favorite. pretty much on an O.S. Card kick.\n\nPost: Kind of a rough question. I used to be huge into Dragonlance but my choices changed as i got older. I just read a series called \"Science Fiction of the 30's\" which was really really awesome as it predicted stuff like man land...
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NapoleonBonerparts
Generate the content for a reddit post Joe Delaney sacrifices himself in an attempt to save 3 drowning children.
Some players' greatness transcends the gridiron. Joe Delaney was one of those players. After being discouraged by his father from playing football in his early life, he joined the Haughton High School football team in his junior year as a wide receiver. Delaney's was late to the game, but he caught the attention Texas,...
Some players' greatness transcends the gridiron. Joe Delaney was one of those players. After being discouraged by his father from playing football in his early life, he joined the Haughton High School football team in his junior year as a wide receiver. Delaney's was late to the game, but he caught the attention Texas,...
[ "Summary: Ambrose needs to play a MITB win like early 2000's Crash Holly hardcore championship fights.\n\nPost: I was thinking Ambrose, but I think it's too structured for him. I would much rather him win MITB and stalk the champion as a constant reminder that he could cash in at any moment. Like, Ambrose just chil...
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gukeums1
Generate the content for a reddit post two ships went to the moon, one orbits and waits, one lands on it
that big rocket shot a few things to the moon. one was a big ship to go to the moon with a little ship to land on the moon included. perhaps you haven't thought too much about it but you don't want to just land your ship on the planet and then ride that thing back, landing on a planet takes a lot of energy and getting ...
that big rocket shot a few things to the moon. one was a big ship to go to the moon with a little ship to land on the moon included. perhaps you haven't thought too much about it but you don't want to just land your ship on the planet and then ride that thing back, landing on a planet takes a lot of energy and getting ...
[ "Summary: cyclists are more prevalent, crashes will keep happening and we need to learn from them to stop them from happening. this subreddit is not disproportionately about crashes.\n\nPost: I like the crash videos, they are educational and interesting. The people that share them aren't doing so because of a sense...
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tonguepunch
Generate the content for a reddit post Sometimes the "worst" things that happen to you can end up being the best, as long as YOU always keep your head up, charging forward, and always work to continue to better yourself. Life is what you make it, so go make it the best you can. Good luck!
Sometimes the worst things to happen to you at a point in life, end up leading to the very best. The most important key to this happening is pulling yourself out of the rut and continuing on. If you don't, your chances for success GREATLY diminish. My life has been a bunch of these situations and, on the whole, I con...
Sometimes the worst things to happen to you at a point in life, end up leading to the very best. The most important key to this happening is pulling yourself out of the rut and continuing on. If you don't, your chances for success GREATLY diminish. My life has been a bunch of these situations and, on the whole, I con...
[ "Summary: Not trying to take the moral high ground (John Jameson can have me regretting my decisions the next morning, despite my best efforts), but quality still rules quantity. You're junk doesn't get any bigger the higher the number goes or more STDs/pregnancy scares/\"Hiiiii Wayne's\" you survive.\n\nPost: Eh, ...
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TheOneFreeEngineer
Generate the content for a reddit post No "Islamic zones", there is a long history of Islam in China.
I'm not a Chinese Muslim, but I am a Muslim that has visited China for about 3 months also. There are no "Islamic Zones" there are areas where there are large numbers of Muslims but no state made zones. Muslims in China are divided up by Ethnicity, the two largest are the Uighur Turks out in the western edge of China...
I'm not a Chinese Muslim, but I am a Muslim that has visited China for about 3 months also. There are no "Islamic Zones" there are areas where there are large numbers of Muslims but no state made zones. Muslims in China are divided up by Ethnicity, the two largest are the Uighur Turks out in the western edge of China...
[ "Summary: dude totally read everything I wrote it's helpful but first read a biography of Mohammed pbuh, then read the Quran, preferably Mohammed Asad s translation\n\nPost: Reading Quran (one of the other spellings and gently considered less antiquated than Koran) is not like the reading the bible. It isn't a seri...
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TheWhite2086
Generate the content for a reddit post yea, it is generally better to let your ADC get the kill if you can but if there is any potential for them not to get the kill or if it's an accident then you are fine. As long as you aren't sitting back doing nothing for the whole fight then flashing forward and using your entire...
Speaking from the perspective of someone who has played a lot of ADC recently, fuck those guys. I would always rather you get the kill and get myself some assist gold than have the kill get away and get no gold. Obviously, I would rather have the gold myself but any gold is better than no gold. If it is stupidly obviou...
Speaking from the perspective of someone who has played a lot of ADC recently, fuck those guys. I would always rather you get the kill and get myself some assist gold than have the kill get away and get no gold. Obviously, I would rather have the gold myself but any gold is better than no gold. If it is stupidly obviou...
[ "Summary: the only way that that fence caused that injury is if it was tampered with to increase the voltage significantly AND provide a constant flow of electricity AND the guy had his dick practically touching the fence.\n\nPost: So many issues with this. \n First, an electric fence of the type shown is not a con...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I think you're assuming an awful lot about him to be making the judgements you're making
There is another dot I think you're forgetting though, at 2k mmr there are a lot of mistakes which is usually what sparks the shit talking. I've coached a mate at 1500 mmr and the people shit talking are usually the ones having the worst game overall so they take their frustrations with their own game out on other peo...
There is another dot I think you're forgetting though, at 2k mmr there are a lot of mistakes which is usually what sparks the shit talking. I've coached a mate at 1500 mmr and the people shit talking are usually the ones having the worst game overall so they take their frustrations with their own game out on other peo...
[ "Summary: Pipe is amazing as is and this buff would put it over the top\n\nPost: To be honest, pipe is op as is on a number of heroes [quick edit, this line is somewhat misleading. Pipe is op against particular lineups as opposed to on certain heroes, so situational item but there are a lot of situations that make...
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taint_odour
Generate the content for a reddit post Buying ice from a dealer named Spike and blasting rails before work ain't medicine.
I can use that in a sentence. How about one you hear all the time in rehab. "You spent so many years self medicating that now you need to figure out how to function without the dope." Self medicating is about the exact opposite of taking care of ones' issues. As a recovering addict with a glorious case of ADHD I can ...
I can use that in a sentence. How about one you hear all the time in rehab. "You spent so many years self medicating that now you need to figure out how to function without the dope." Self medicating is about the exact opposite of taking care of ones' issues. As a recovering addict with a glorious case of ADHD I can ...
[ "Summary: I can see you're good at comprehension.\n\nPost: The no call out posts was a reaction to people titling posts things like \"Taint_odour blows hobos at the bus station for cab fare and makes lavender creme brulees that taste like grandma's socks.\" Not \"Hey your post sounds suspiciously like yet another s...
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Ruddahbagga
Generate the content for a reddit post the Internet is kind of like when your uncle rested his hand on your thigh a little too long for it to be accidental during the Christmas get-together. EDIT: minor grammar and cleanup
You've got it mainly right, here's a more in-depth idea of what to expect in what's really just the dusty cellar of the Internet. It's not quite a new Internet, as it still runs precisely the same way as the clearnet. The darknet exists in almost the exact same state as clearnet except, among the more prominent facto...
You've got it mainly right, here's a more in-depth idea of what to expect in what's really just the dusty cellar of the Internet. It's not quite a new Internet, as it still runs precisely the same way as the clearnet. The darknet exists in almost the exact same state as clearnet except, among the more prominent facto...
[ "Summary: Won't somebody please think of those poor rich people\n\nPost: The problem with that attitude is that the idea that the entities wealthy enough to have massive sway over society have no responsibility to it is insanely damaging and counterproductive. There's a reason there are so many rules regarding st...
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digitalhuxley
Generate the content for a reddit post OK, so give up, but not on life, on judging yourself. Deconstruct this feeling of failure, it is transitory, and these feelings are always changing, so pay it no heed. Even if others judge you, if they matter you've got time to sort it out.
There's loads of room in this world for people and things happening, and loads of time for them to happen in. There isn't such a thing as failure. There are outcomes you (and sometimes others, granted) can view as unfortunate, and there are actions which can lead to them. For 'failure' to be true, there has to be s...
There's loads of room in this world for people and things happening, and loads of time for them to happen in. There isn't such a thing as failure. There are outcomes you (and sometimes others, granted) can view as unfortunate, and there are actions which can lead to them. For 'failure' to be true, there has to be s...
[ "Summary: techniques from hypnosis and advertising might help\n\nPost: One thing that I found interesting is the links between hypnosis, advertising and storytelling. If you look into hypnosis, say some of the stuff from Bandler (whatever you make of the guy, whether you think he's a charlatan and a murderer or a ...
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hacksbeenjamin
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't gotta lie to kick it, homie.
Speaking vaguely to the author of the post on 4chan, not so much this post (unless you're the same person). I don't buy this, even for a second. I am not saying it is impossible. But maybe if you had even a single photo to back it up (considering you said they were there for 8+ hours) it might help your case a touch....
Speaking vaguely to the author of the post on 4chan, not so much this post (unless you're the same person). I don't buy this, even for a second. I am not saying it is impossible. But maybe if you had even a single photo to back it up (considering you said they were there for 8+ hours) it might help your case a touch....
[ "Summary: Someone abruptly cutting in front of you at a much lower speed than you or stopping.\n\nPost: If you don't even know what it is, then evidently not haha. Do you even drive at all? \n Being cut off is when someone changes lanes ahead of you in an extremely dangerous manner. Sometimes it is innocent enough,...
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Dr_Turkey
Generate the content for a reddit post I want to put .13 acoustic strings on my electrics, will I run into any problems?
So I'm getting mixed answers on this one. After some experimentation I found that I really like the sound of larger gauges. To keep this short, I'm wondering if I can put acoustic strings (I really like DR's coated strings, but the electrics don't have a .13 available) on my electric. I play it more when I'm practicing...
So I'm getting mixed answers on this one. After some experimentation I found that I really like the sound of larger gauges. To keep this short, I'm wondering if I can put acoustic strings (I really like DR's coated strings, but the electrics don't have a .13 available) on my electric. I play it more when I'm practicing...
[ "Summary: Fat people are usually living a lifestyle that causes them to gain more wait overtime making them fatter \n edit:Fixed line breaks\n\nPost: The thing about it is that it's not just about their diet but it's their lifestyle. One one hand you'll have the people who are naturally lean and muscular because th...
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moderatelybadass
Generate the content for a reddit post If you aren't creepy you aren't creepy. If you are, you are. Don't be creepy. Don't listen to dumbasses.
Nah, dude. /u/Christian_Shepard is full of shit. There is some truth there, in so much as that low level creepiness is sometimes ignored, if the person is attractive, but I've never seen any evidence that it applies beyond light stuff, or that it even applies more than half the time. Also, being ugly fucks doesn't auto...
Nah, dude. /u/Christian_Shepard is full of shit. There is some truth there, in so much as that low level creepiness is sometimes ignored, if the person is attractive, but I've never seen any evidence that it applies beyond light stuff, or that it even applies more than half the time. Also, being ugly fucks doesn't auto...
[ "Summary: That's probably for the best, anyway.\n\nPost: Fair enough. The first sentence of the fourth paragraph describes what I think of, when I hear guacamole. It's simple and delicious, and yeah... I'll also add other stuff like pico de gallo and sour cream, (I nix the sour cream, in favor of crema fresca if it...
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mortiphago
Generate the content for a reddit post probá todas las alternativas de tu zona hasta que encuentres una que funque. Varía demasiado por zona.
Tengo speedy (no tengo alternativa) y es la peor mierda que he tenido. Cuando vivía en vicente lopez tuve fibertel y rara vez un problema. Diría que andaba bien el 99% del tiempo. También tuve telecentro, nuncá funcionó (lo vinieron a instalar y jamás levantó señal. tras 3 semanas lo di de baja al "servicio") Cuand...
Tengo speedy (no tengo alternativa) y es la peor mierda que he tenido. Cuando vivía en vicente lopez tuve fibertel y rara vez un problema. Diría que andaba bien el 99% del tiempo. También tuve telecentro, nuncá funcionó (lo vinieron a instalar y jamás levantó señal. tras 3 semanas lo di de baja al "servicio") Cuand...
[ "Summary: stop and think if you really want to be in this situation. no one is going to think about you as a class a asshole, except her, and possibly yourself.\n\nPost: I'm her best friend when she's not seeing anyone and I'm an afterthought when she is. \n this sounds like a very unidirectional relationship. Soun...
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teddywanthug
Generate the content for a reddit post Porn providers don't want to get sued because you're pounding the girl in your class.
Because watching something has the potential to influence you, at least as far as legal systems go (see virtually any instance of school shooting and there will be a debate over what movies or video games influenced such actions) and if you are potentially influenced by watching porn while underage, your parents have s...
Because watching something has the potential to influence you, at least as far as legal systems go (see virtually any instance of school shooting and there will be a debate over what movies or video games influenced such actions) and if you are potentially influenced by watching porn while underage, your parents have s...
[ "Summary: There's a magic file cabinet in your head and tiny workers retrieve the necessary folders for you to think what you're thinking.\n\nPost: It's all based on your experience. Imagine your brain is a huge file cabinet. It's nice and sorted, you have workers that can quickly find the file you want, it's spect...
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abuseaccount
Generate the content for a reddit post You can just answer the initial question.
A serious question from a naive 20 year old. I hate the way I live life and don't think I have the capacity to change. There is no realistic direction I see my life headed,nor do I see any realistic goals I can set for myself. All in all, I feel like Ive reached a dead end existence.(sort of like a dead end job, e...
A serious question from a naive 20 year old. I hate the way I live life and don't think I have the capacity to change. There is no realistic direction I see my life headed,nor do I see any realistic goals I can set for myself. All in all, I feel like Ive reached a dead end existence.(sort of like a dead end job, e...
[ "Summary: Read it, this is how 80% of our general public's consciousness about politics work.\n\nPost: Spread the word. \n Persuade someone clueless about politics and back up your support for Paul by using very agreeable rhetoric. \n Chances are. The friend that you have just persuaded, is going to try to puff his...
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AmericanDerp
Generate the content for a reddit post if your sure its over, cut the cord with extreme prejudice and get on with it.
After being with a certain person with a year until they quickly flaked and we lost interest in each other, a few days later ran into the preceding ex from before that, which really ended awkwardly and badly but we were mostly friendly despite that. Immediately had a weeks long mostly sexual rebound/fling before totall...
After being with a certain person with a year until they quickly flaked and we lost interest in each other, a few days later ran into the preceding ex from before that, which really ended awkwardly and badly but we were mostly friendly despite that. Immediately had a weeks long mostly sexual rebound/fling before totall...
[ "Summary: fuck corporate desires. We decide what is what, for better or worse, as the system intended.\n\nPost: GMOs, on face, aren't bad. There's never once been a single study to demonstrate that. However, this bill feeds the unsourced fear that they're bad anyway. \n Even if they're completely, utterly fine--whi...
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AlternateFire1
Generate the content for a reddit post Dude from Ohio who loves golf has about 2.5 days to burn touring your fine city. I would love to find the best course for golfing that costs me <$100 for the round. AND.....what should I do if I can't golf? EDIT: Also, if anyone actually wants to show me a course and play a roun...
EDIT: Before someone yells at me - I am reading the "Places to Eat" and "Things to do" you already have linked in the side-bar. Thanks! I will be traveling for work to your fine city for a week. I am from Ohio and get to travel sometimes. I am actually only going to be "working" for two days and the other two days ...
EDIT: Before someone yells at me - I am reading the "Places to Eat" and "Things to do" you already have linked in the side-bar. Thanks! I will be traveling for work to your fine city for a week. I am from Ohio and get to travel sometimes. I am actually only going to be "working" for two days and the other two days ...
[ "Summary: 1- get the permit or take the class \n 2- dont buy big at first \n 3- dont buy brand new \n 4- Buy the gear. Wear the gear. Leather preferred. \n 5- ask questions to experienced riders (yes thats what you're doing here with this post). \n 6- Buy a bike for you, not for others.\n\nPost: Here's my relativel...
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tinpanallegory
Generate the content for a reddit post Getting rid of the GM won't solve the problems that the RPG industry faces, it will simply make the games more restrictive and less coherent. GMless options like collaborative storytelling are certainly something to explore, but the complications that arise from having no game mas...
I disagree with nearly everything stated in this article. GMing is too confusing for young players The concept of running an RPG session isn't difficult to grasp: you create and referee the situations that the other players experience. That's literally all you need to know about what a GM does, because ever...
I disagree with nearly everything stated in this article. GMing is too confusing for young players The concept of running an RPG session isn't difficult to grasp: you create and referee the situations that the other players experience. That's literally all you need to know about what a GM does, because ever...
[ "Summary: yeah, there is a threshold where immoral transitions into moral and vice versa. The problem is that it's a fuzzy line.\n\nPost: Is there is some threshhold where immoral becomes moral based on context? \n Morality is all about context. \n Motivation, comprehension, intention, capability... all of these th...
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toolongdontread
Generate the content for a reddit post It doesn't take a village to raise a child. It does take a village to raise a little adult and clone of society. That isn't what school is about. Disclaimer: I'm not attempting to paint broad strokes of hate on our education system in general. I support higher pay for teacher...
I have to strongly agree and disagree. I guess I have some imaginary notion that parents should be free to decide what is best for their children. At the same time, I have a desire to see that everyone be educated - two conflicting viewpoints, obviously. However, I cannot say that in its current form, the Dept of Ed...
I have to strongly agree and disagree. I guess I have some imaginary notion that parents should be free to decide what is best for their children. At the same time, I have a desire to see that everyone be educated - two conflicting viewpoints, obviously. However, I cannot say that in its current form, the Dept of Ed...
[ "Summary: Don't be shady.\n\nPost: What sucks is that the developers will not be able to change the practice at all, and will have to bow to the pressures from above. I realize it isn't your fault, but the below is why I will never use IE for anything other than ActiveX support for small-mid sized clients that hav...
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eschermond
Generate the content for a reddit post My computer sucks and I need to know how to clean it up and get it running like new again. EDIT 1: I apologize, I'm running Vista EDIT 2: I'm pretty sure there's some registry problems going on. Nothing that's come up and said "You have registry problems," but this computer s...
I'm at my wits end here. I'm using an HP Pavilion laptop that I've had for less that 2 years. It's the classic "finallyfast.com" horror story. When I first got it, I could run any games I wanted to, browse the internet with ease, and all that good stuff. Now, I can't play minecraft at anything better than 2 FPS, and ru...
I'm at my wits end here. I'm using an HP Pavilion laptop that I've had for less that 2 years. It's the classic "finallyfast.com" horror story. When I first got it, I could run any games I wanted to, browse the internet with ease, and all that good stuff. Now, I can't play minecraft at anything better than 2 FPS, and ru...
[ "Summary: You can't be \"anti-censorship\" if it only pertains to views you agree with\n\nPost: Allow me to retort to your neighborhood analogy... \n Considering that said offenders (pedophile, murderer, psychotic clowns) had either A) not commited a crime or B) \"paid their debt to society,\" you would really have...
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DJRobOwen
Generate the content for a reddit post Worked in care home, boss was a GRADE A cuntsicle, made job hellish, did everything she could to get rid of me, and did.
My girlfriend got a job as an admin in a care home for the elderly & mentally Infirm and for mid aged people with psychosis, schizophrenia, korsakoff's etc. All I heard about this place was good things, and how good the staff were, so a year later she tells me that they have a position available as an activities co-o...
My girlfriend got a job as an admin in a care home for the elderly & mentally Infirm and for mid aged people with psychosis, schizophrenia, korsakoff's etc. All I heard about this place was good things, and how good the staff were, so a year later she tells me that they have a position available as an activities co-o...
[ "Summary: Father of one of my best school friends commits suicide on my dads farm, a few months later my friend fell to his death at Syracuse university.\n\nPost: I lived on a farm, and only had 3 neighbours in a 2 mile radius, but I do have a sad and fucked up story which happened on the farm. \n Dad has a dairy f...
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tweakingforjesus
Generate the content for a reddit post The owner is a fuckwit.
When my brother's boss, a key employee in the company, gave his two weeks notice the owner ranted about how unprofessional it was not to give at least a couple of months notice given his position. He then told my brother that had he more notice he would have knocked the exiting employee down to half pay and forced him...
When my brother's boss, a key employee in the company, gave his two weeks notice the owner ranted about how unprofessional it was not to give at least a couple of months notice given his position. He then told my brother that had he more notice he would have knocked the exiting employee down to half pay and forced him...
[ "Summary: Second generation ex-public disconnected from family, sees link regarding church, get hackles up and uncomfortable at the wild bashing of a group in total, and not hold leaders alone responsible. Wishes it was more inviting and welcoming to help people get out. Disconnected from family formally for 4 ye...
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ptowner7711
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't give up hope. Your brother may come around in time.
I can relate somewhat to your pain. I looked up to my older bro. He was really funny and spontaneous. Then he went on a mission for the Mormon church. When he came back, the humor was gone. It was like his personality was ripped out of him. He was kind of bland and pious in his faith. But the good news is it did not ...
I can relate somewhat to your pain. I looked up to my older bro. He was really funny and spontaneous. Then he went on a mission for the Mormon church. When he came back, the humor was gone. It was like his personality was ripped out of him. He was kind of bland and pious in his faith. But the good news is it did not ...
[ "Summary: Competition is awesome :D\n\nPost: This is a tough one. I think I could safely assume most of us here are gaming on a single 1080p monitor. Both of these cards, for this scenario, are borderline overkill but still justifiable for top-notch gaming experiences. With my price ceiling being $300, the 280x...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Cartoon geeks.
Scooby Doo and the 3 Stooges aren't 500-1000 years old. They were also more popular than CSI: Miami and they targeted children (my parents reference them because they grew up with reruns of the 3 Stooges, they don't reference adult shows from the 50s-60s). Some people do view it as art. Futurama is one of if not the ...
Scooby Doo and the 3 Stooges aren't 500-1000 years old. They were also more popular than CSI: Miami and they targeted children (my parents reference them because they grew up with reruns of the 3 Stooges, they don't reference adult shows from the 50s-60s). Some people do view it as art. Futurama is one of if not the ...
[ "Summary: We are all just a bunch of animals [doing the evolution]( \n But as for what we do about it (not part of your question or summarized above), I'm not sure. I would say we should focus on building systems that result in more egalitarian societies, and I do think because of \"our laptops\" that is the direct...
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tk338
Generate the content for a reddit post I got messed around by a girl, as did a good friend by a boy which caused her to leave her boyfriend of 3 years. We both went out the other night, kissed and spent a fair amount of time together albeit drunk. What do I do now?
I'm 21/M. About 2 months ago a new girl started at work (21/F) and we really hit it off. Went for drinks, she said he liked me, only draw back was she is a heavy social drug user. To cut a long story short she wasn't all that. Over the last 2 months she's messed me around badly. To summarise this last week she came up ...
I'm 21/M. About 2 months ago a new girl started at work (21/F) and we really hit it off. Went for drinks, she said he liked me, only draw back was she is a heavy social drug user. To cut a long story short she wasn't all that. Over the last 2 months she's messed me around badly. To summarise this last week she came up ...
[ "Summary: Small gig ends up rave, fights, way too much alcohol, end up in a strange house where my friend puts his fist through a wall before we run.\n\nPost: One of my friends at school was in a band, just like you do, anyways one of the band members dads owned a warehouse and to get the band some publicity he dec...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Most people respect the 'Blue Zones' in the library and are quiet, but today there are people talking. Please respect the quiet zones. You are disturbing people even though they may not say anything to you.
As most know, the 'Blue Zones' on the 4th floor are the quiet zones in the library. It's the one place you can go to study in peace and quiet that's not a private room. Most people respect this area as a 'quiet zone' but I'm up here today and there's a table that apparently thinks this area is perfect for talking thr...
As most know, the 'Blue Zones' on the 4th floor are the quiet zones in the library. It's the one place you can go to study in peace and quiet that's not a private room. Most people respect this area as a 'quiet zone' but I'm up here today and there's a table that apparently thinks this area is perfect for talking thr...
[ "Summary: the quality is good.\n\nPost: When the Wi-Fi connection is good, like at my house or my school, I have little to no problems with the quality. I have tried it at many places, and besides home and school, there was only one Starbucks that had good enough connection for it to run smoothly. I've tried McDona...
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Generate the content for a reddit post stole a few measley bunnies and sheep, which were rescued days later due to a letter to the editor about it from the person we stole them from. Edit: This comment isn't really relevant, I was just reminded about it by the editorial in the previous comment, but to make it somewha...
Not proud of this, but... Once, while drunk with friends, stole some lawn ornaments, a couple white resin sheeps and bunnies. The next day we were bored and painted them so the sheeps fur was black, there was 'blood' dripping down their mouths, and their eyes were red, etc... they were set up in our lawn, except f...
Not proud of this, but... Once, while drunk with friends, stole some lawn ornaments, a couple white resin sheeps and bunnies. The next day we were bored and painted them so the sheeps fur was black, there was 'blood' dripping down their mouths, and their eyes were red, etc... they were set up in our lawn, except f...
[ "Summary: Friend lost a very nice, very expensive bow that belonged to his stepdad on D2 by letting another gamer use it.\n\nPost: This happened to my best friend when we were in high school: \n He played a lot of Diablo II. His stepfather (they hated each other, he was a huge prick) played a lot too. You wouldn't ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I am in the tech industry, and I see companies abusing their users because frankly most of them don't know any better. I'll never defend advertising if it's being done to pad costs, I'll never understand why anyone would.
It's why I do not use the service. Pontificate? Listen man, it's this apathetic nature which is why Comcast was able to acquire Time Warner, it's why users are being abused by these big giant multi-billion dollar companies to suck extra cash out of them, it's why your internet speeds suck compared to the rest of the ...
It's why I do not use the service. Pontificate? Listen man, it's this apathetic nature which is why Comcast was able to acquire Time Warner, it's why users are being abused by these big giant multi-billion dollar companies to suck extra cash out of them, it's why your internet speeds suck compared to the rest of the ...
[ "Summary: You'll be okay, stop feeding the trolls.\n\nPost: Hello, welcome to the internet. \n A little bit about ourselves: We like to pick things to make fun of to entertain ourselves . Republicans, stereotypes , Christians, Insane Clown Posse, cats, cartoon characters, socially awkward people, the disabled, et...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Facts win again.
The old lady was a known trouble maker. I said before the cop who hit Scott Olsen in the face needs to go to jail for a long time. The Berkely protesters were not being peaceful. Of course in that situation the cops should have reacted in better, wiser ways. If you're going to flame me, do better research.
The old lady was a known trouble maker. I said before the cop who hit Scott Olsen in the face needs to go to jail for a long time. The Berkely protesters were not being peaceful. Of course in that situation the cops should have reacted in better, wiser ways. If you're going to flame me, do better research.
[ "Summary: Brock Sampson is Hank Dean from the future, protecting his weirdo family. And the world.\n\nPost: Brock Sampson is really.... Hank Dean from the future. \n As we have seen in later seasons, Hank has stylized himself to look like Brock. He has taken a deep an abiding interest in fighting, where Dean has go...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Buy and sell everything with Strange Coins, from Bungie/a Vendor, with Bungie determined exchange rates, as a way to keep rewards and content relevant past its release window.
Introduction: Destiny has been a new experience for Bungie. Balancing loot drops, player progression, player satisfaction and retention are all hard. Bungie's main mechanic for progression control and retention has so far, been based around "progress throttling". This is, the introduction of walls that stonewall prog...
Introduction: Destiny has been a new experience for Bungie. Balancing loot drops, player progression, player satisfaction and retention are all hard. Bungie's main mechanic for progression control and retention has so far, been based around "progress throttling". This is, the introduction of walls that stonewall prog...
[ "Summary: They played it too safe in order to balance for crucible, and as a side effect they don't have too much design space to make interesting drops/stats/perks. Dat feel when no needler.\n\nPost: Agreed. \n Bungie played it too safe with weapons (look at the ones in Borderlands, or hell, even Resistance, a sin...
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no_talent_ass_clown
Generate the content for a reddit post I have your life planned out for you. Just walk into a) a recruiter's office or b) a college office and boom , your new life starts.
Yup, it totally gets harder to meet people your age when you're not in a huge pool of people your own age like you are in high school, college or the military. Have you considered the military? That would solve your 'never worked out' problem pretty quick (heh). Also, a lot of good benefits (GI Bill, VA home loan, life...
Yup, it totally gets harder to meet people your age when you're not in a huge pool of people your own age like you are in high school, college or the military. Have you considered the military? That would solve your 'never worked out' problem pretty quick (heh). Also, a lot of good benefits (GI Bill, VA home loan, life...
[ "Summary: Work the system in your favor. I wish I had.\n\nPost: Two things no one ever tells you about college. The first is a little specific, the second applies to all graduates. \n 1) If you're thinking of joining the military for college benefits, think hard about it. If you are already poor then you'll qualify...
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Generate the content for a reddit post it basically is a race issue, but because the impoverished minorities made it one, not because members of some races are actually more prone to crime or anything like that.
Race correlates with poverty - a higher percentage of black people (and minorities in general) are poor than white people, which makes it appear that poverty-related problems are race-related. It can be an easy confusion, especially when members of the culture do a lot to make it appear to be black culture - most obvio...
Race correlates with poverty - a higher percentage of black people (and minorities in general) are poor than white people, which makes it appear that poverty-related problems are race-related. It can be an easy confusion, especially when members of the culture do a lot to make it appear to be black culture - most obvio...
[ "Summary: it's not gameplay that I'm talking about, realism can be scaled appropriately there, but if you want to model something, take a minute to learn how it actually works; you'd do this already to get the look of the gun right, so take some extra time and learn how the gun is manipulated rather than taking wil...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It's Lord of the Rings meets 1984 written from the side of oppression, because oppression is legitimately the Best Way due to circumstance. edit: Even if you aren't particularly interested, I would recommend the "Eisenhorn" books by Dan Abnett as very well written fiction. They'...
I'll leave the specifics to others, but as far as I'm concerned the greatest thing about the 40k universe is how it purposefully turns every common theme of scifi on it's head: Everything is getting worse, repressive government is a force for good, public protest and revolutionary action are de facto evil (chaos gods...
I'll leave the specifics to others, but as far as I'm concerned the greatest thing about the 40k universe is how it purposefully turns every common theme of scifi on it's head: Everything is getting worse, repressive government is a force for good, public protest and revolutionary action are de facto evil (chaos gods...
[ "Summary: Bees are all communists so naturally they seek the revolution.\n\nPost: Comment I made further down that expands on the game mechanics: \n > Every honeybee daughter is a potential (albeit poor quality) queen too. The current queen keeps her children reproductively inactive through a combination of pheromo...
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Generate the content for a reddit post CDs use agents as a first line of defense against actors who might be terrible for the part, which is why they don't generally allow actors to submit directly. Get an agent.
In general, the answer is no, you're not going to get in the room for a legit network or cable TV gig without an agent. There are some exceptions, and for lower-end cable gigs (documentary reenactment, low budget stuff) some of the paid casting sites (CastingNetwork and ProjectCasting) have the occasional listing, but ...
In general, the answer is no, you're not going to get in the room for a legit network or cable TV gig without an agent. There are some exceptions, and for lower-end cable gigs (documentary reenactment, low budget stuff) some of the paid casting sites (CastingNetwork and ProjectCasting) have the occasional listing, but ...
[ "Summary: Essay writin' makes people less dumb, 'ceptin' when it's taught dumbly.\n\nPost: Former professional essay writer (seriously) and current copywriter/humor writer/editor checking in. \n People are on the right track with the \"learning how to produce compelling/meaningful written communications\" bit, but ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I hurt, so bad, I'm done trying to fight against it, I'll stay at home where at least its comfortable during/after i hurt.
This is more of a rant, but its about ibs and i hope to god I am alone in this, because its horrible. All my life Ive had stomach problems, but as I got older the got worse, when I was 17 things started getting worse and I started hurting and going to doctors. Then I had my gallbladder taken out 2 weeks before I starte...
This is more of a rant, but its about ibs and i hope to god I am alone in this, because its horrible. All my life Ive had stomach problems, but as I got older the got worse, when I was 17 things started getting worse and I started hurting and going to doctors. Then I had my gallbladder taken out 2 weeks before I starte...
[ "Summary: it doesn't control me but i think somewere inside i am a little afraid of success\n\nPost: I'm not very good, I haven't ask that many women out, but I think it times I'm scared of sucess. Like I've realized when I started reading this stuff that I couldn't Imagin a girl liking me. Now I kinda \"assume att...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Aside from a Fuel Pump + Sump assembly, and full throttle body assembly with injectors, what else is needed to complete a full fuel system for an '03 sv650? Secondly, how many hours would a mechanic reasonably take to be able to do the job/how many hours should they be charging m...
Alright guys, yet again here to ask some questions. So I removed my fuel pump to clean it, see if that would start the bike, and it's corroded beyond repair, I mean wires are basically disintegrating at the touch. Bad. I called a local bike shop and told them about this asking how much it would take for them to diagnos...
Alright guys, yet again here to ask some questions. So I removed my fuel pump to clean it, see if that would start the bike, and it's corroded beyond repair, I mean wires are basically disintegrating at the touch. Bad. I called a local bike shop and told them about this asking how much it would take for them to diagnos...
[ "Summary: new to the VW family have some questions about how to become more informed on maintenance as well as the vehicle/culture as well as make best possible purchases for the performance and longevity of my car. \n Thanks in advance for all the help guys\n\nPost: Total stranger to vw's have a few questions abou...
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Generate the content for a reddit post public policy tries to maximize good and minimize harm, so, how comparatively harmful one is vs the other is relevant in determining what public policy is most successful.
Agreed. The fact is this - being raped is traumatic. Being falsely accused of rape is traumatic. Both are bad. We need to do our best as a society to fight both. Which is worse? Irrelevant. I think the reason that the fight keeps going this direction, is because, as with most issues, there's a sliding scale. ...
Agreed. The fact is this - being raped is traumatic. Being falsely accused of rape is traumatic. Both are bad. We need to do our best as a society to fight both. Which is worse? Irrelevant. I think the reason that the fight keeps going this direction, is because, as with most issues, there's a sliding scale. ...
[ "Summary: that nurse probably has blood on her hands\n\nPost: Oh wow. Just wow. I have a special interest in this because I work for a mental health crisis hotline, so a large part of what I do, is convincing people to go to psychiatric hospitals. But once they go, I don't really hear back about the results. A ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post In Ph.D program, worried I may not use my degree to its full potential. Should I quit and get a job or stick it out?
I'm a graduate student at a very highly acclaimed Ph.D program at a regional university in the Midwest. I finished my coursework in May, as well as received my M.A. I'm now in the "qualifying papers" (replaced comprehensive exams) process, which so far only 1 student in four years has successfully passed on the first t...
I'm a graduate student at a very highly acclaimed Ph.D program at a regional university in the Midwest. I finished my coursework in May, as well as received my M.A. I'm now in the "qualifying papers" (replaced comprehensive exams) process, which so far only 1 student in four years has successfully passed on the first t...
[ "Summary: managers are really what matters when it comes to big box retail stores.\n\nPost: Worked at the big orange box for two years at two different stores, and let me tell you, the management team can make or break an employee's experience. \n In my small college town, the managers were awesome. They truly care...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Go Launcher Ex allows an infinite number of homescreens, among other great aspects.
I have a SGS Showcase - 1GHz w/ 2GB. I've used Go Launcher Ex for a long time, and I've found it's the best for what I'm looking for. Everything you mention in your post are supported by Go Launcher, including the most important aspect for me: [I believe] unlimited number of homescreens. Now that I have 2GB of inte...
I have a SGS Showcase - 1GHz w/ 2GB. I've used Go Launcher Ex for a long time, and I've found it's the best for what I'm looking for. Everything you mention in your post are supported by Go Launcher, including the most important aspect for me: [I believe] unlimited number of homescreens. Now that I have 2GB of inte...
[ "Summary: It's not about engaging enemies while jump jetting, it's about spotting them.\n\nPost: The only thing it really affected was individuals using thermal scopes. \n False. \n What most people don't realize is that when drifting, it's pretty damn important you know where your enemies are. I'm a Q-spammer, ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It might not be a big deal for you, but it's a big deal for other people. The positive aspects of media coverage outweigh the negative.
Let me preface this by saying I haven't been following the Michael Sam story, and I'm not sure exactly what you mean by turning his story into a circus act. The reason they're covering his sexuality and not ignoring it, as much as Reddit hates to hear it, is because we still have a long ways to go before gay men are ...
Let me preface this by saying I haven't been following the Michael Sam story, and I'm not sure exactly what you mean by turning his story into a circus act. The reason they're covering his sexuality and not ignoring it, as much as Reddit hates to hear it, is because we still have a long ways to go before gay men are ...
[ "Summary: Hyperrealism is about mimicking real life. Photorealism is about mimicking photography.\n\nPost: Hypperrealist painting is about enhancing and exaggerating all the subtleties of real life, to create a painting that resembles real-life itself. Hyperrealist painters add a lot of subtle detail that is des...
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OmniaII
Generate the content for a reddit post Whale-related Costanza quote
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched...
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched...
[ "Summary: The PIM may contain cooling plates that leak coolant on to your sparky bits causing the sparky bits to short and \"Cause loss of vehicle propulsion.\" Causing crashes and other nasty events...\n\nPost: Ok, I saw one other post on this a month ago and it went to a lemon lawyer. \n I just got my notice tod...
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nonnonsequitur
Generate the content for a reddit post We're arguing different points, based on one of your early points. Genetic fitness This conversation doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
We're not arguing the same point. You said: > If OP's girl for example responded to a "man seeking woman" ad in the personals, not mentioning that you aren't genetically a woman is dishonest because you know you are deceiving him. You state that not saying upfront that they are a post-op trans is deceptive. I state...
We're not arguing the same point. You said: > If OP's girl for example responded to a "man seeking woman" ad in the personals, not mentioning that you aren't genetically a woman is dishonest because you know you are deceiving him. You state that not saying upfront that they are a post-op trans is deceptive. I state...
[ "Summary: Reddit sneaks in smart stuff between usual internet fluff.\n\nPost: Seeing as r/science, r/worldnews, r/technology, and r/atheism are all default reddits, we're ahead of most of the Internet as far as thought-provoking content. Reddit dabbles in the absurd and the ridiculous, but we also have thought prov...
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TrueGrey
Generate the content for a reddit post Google your TV to find out how to enable "game mode" and also disable any other video and audio post-processing not included in that umbrella by your manufacturer.
Well to be fair, we did our testing with a wii and Brawl, but a gamecube should be the same concept. All modern TVs do a lot of "post-processing," which means they are smoothing edges, adjusting color, doing stuff your graphics card and/or media player would do on your computer. They try to make images look "bette...
Well to be fair, we did our testing with a wii and Brawl, but a gamecube should be the same concept. All modern TVs do a lot of "post-processing," which means they are smoothing edges, adjusting color, doing stuff your graphics card and/or media player would do on your computer. They try to make images look "bette...
[ "Summary: OP is not holding a double standard. The couple is projecting an imaginary one, at least according to the comic as written.\n\nPost: No... The story is about a couple who played the \"gay\" card when it had no bearing. OP would obviously have given a weird look to ANYone grunting and horizontal in a mall,...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Knuckles are a luxury and best used to travel through the mist without the bus. You buy them after you've bought your essentials (perks and a power weapon). Knuckles are too inefficient for point generation.
One clip of any 30 round gun, through a line of 3-4 zombies will net you enough money to pay for the mystery box, regardless if they die or not. Ammo conservation is horrible rationale to justify a 6000 point purchase. It would take 46 zombie kills to pay that off. Again with 3-4 zombies, 5 clips through them would...
One clip of any 30 round gun, through a line of 3-4 zombies will net you enough money to pay for the mystery box, regardless if they die or not. Ammo conservation is horrible rationale to justify a 6000 point purchase. It would take 46 zombie kills to pay that off. Again with 3-4 zombies, 5 clips through them would...
[ "Summary: Full auto wall sprays are very poor tests to demonstrate what grip attempts to accomplish. Its like saying you are positive for AIDS from a urine test.\n\nPost: Ughh the amount of bad information floating around the internet. \n Yes, grip has an effect on recoil. \n No, its hardly noticeable. \n Why? Bec...
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brashdecisions
Generate the content for a reddit post the person i always trusted and relied on for advice might have been the one holding me back my whole life.
I'm 25 still living at home (for another 2 years before i go away to grad school hopefully) rediscovering my love of comedy and rap, having always struggled with motivation toward anything. As i've been getting back into them i started remembering why i never pursued them as a kid. When i was in 6th grade, Ace Ventur...
I'm 25 still living at home (for another 2 years before i go away to grad school hopefully) rediscovering my love of comedy and rap, having always struggled with motivation toward anything. As i've been getting back into them i started remembering why i never pursued them as a kid. When i was in 6th grade, Ace Ventur...
[ "Summary: based on how brains work, everybody gives as much thought to the game as they can, just in different ways, and even if they didn't, there are tons of examples that prove you wrong anyway. it's more about the players, and maybe adc attracts people with more mechanical skill on average than strategic awaren...
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GwenCS
Generate the content for a reddit post with Mellon Collie it sounds a little cleaner and a little less muffled on the remaster, if you've got the money to spend on it then go ahead and grab it.
The only album I can comment on is Mellon Collie (it's the only one I have both of), and to my ears, the remaster sounds a little better. The original is more muffled, the lows are kinda muddy, while on the remaster, there's a bit more high end, the lows are a bit more cleaned up, and of course the extra tracks. They a...
The only album I can comment on is Mellon Collie (it's the only one I have both of), and to my ears, the remaster sounds a little better. The original is more muffled, the lows are kinda muddy, while on the remaster, there's a bit more high end, the lows are a bit more cleaned up, and of course the extra tracks. They a...
[ "Summary: I might have doomed a little kitten to a slow and painful death, and I still wonder if I actually did hit it or if it survived totally intact.\n\nPost: I don't know if this counts since this was today, but there was a cat in the road. Little tiny kitten, grey fur, probably super cute. I'm a cat person, al...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I'm voting with my wallet.
The way you feel about the ads in the theater (and I agree with you) is how I feel about all the crap that I'm forced to watch on my DVDs. Honestly, it's the fact that I can't skip them that pushed me over the edge. But, I as the consumer have a choice. I don't have to buy the DVD. So, I don't. I can't remember the l...
The way you feel about the ads in the theater (and I agree with you) is how I feel about all the crap that I'm forced to watch on my DVDs. Honestly, it's the fact that I can't skip them that pushed me over the edge. But, I as the consumer have a choice. I don't have to buy the DVD. So, I don't. I can't remember the l...
[ "Summary: Ignore the first thing I posted. Use whatever sticks you're most comfortable with.\n\nPost: American Hickory TS8 Sean Vega System Blue Tenor Sticks]( \n You can do a google search and see what options are near you. If you're still unsure, go to \n They definitely sell them and ship internationally. \n EDI...
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southAfRknCraka
Generate the content for a reddit post Infinity ward and activision fought, infinity ward quit, activision hired new people and call it infinity ward.
A while back a large dispute between the leads of IW and activision took place. They left and formed a new.company named "Respawn". The majority of infinity ward left and joined respawn. They are now developing an unknown title for EA. Activision hired new workers to take their place. It is still called infinity ward.
A while back a large dispute between the leads of IW and activision took place. They left and formed a new.company named "Respawn". The majority of infinity ward left and joined respawn. They are now developing an unknown title for EA. Activision hired new workers to take their place. It is still called infinity ward.
[ "Summary: The game needs new enriching characters, plain and simple. Without them, the game can't be truly maturely dark. (not as in gory or anything, that's not mature)\n\nPost: I want to get emotionally invested in the characters again. I'm sorry but Cortana's death in Halo 4 was fucking lame and cringeworthy. \n...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I don't like people who feel compelled to correct mistakes. Just let the mistake go; no one's perfect. Thanks for letting me know the Blue Jays are your third-favourite AL team. The Tigers are pretty high on my list too. It's impressive and amazing to me they were the fewest win...
It just really gets on my nerves. It's like reddit users are perfect and when they see someone who does make a mistake, they're compelled to correct them to no end and downvote them to oblivion. Three examples that have happened to me: The worst example was when I tried (and failed) to make a baseball statistic tha...
It just really gets on my nerves. It's like reddit users are perfect and when they see someone who does make a mistake, they're compelled to correct them to no end and downvote them to oblivion. Three examples that have happened to me: The worst example was when I tried (and failed) to make a baseball statistic tha...
[ "Summary: I had to perform the Heimlich on myself in a busy food court.\n\nPost: I was eating alone at a crowded food court at a mall, when a potato wedge became lodged in my throat. I start gasping for air. People look at me, correctly sensing I'm in danger. I start doing the universal sign for choking to try to g...
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Generate the content for a reddit post pick one you like, and you will automatically get better.
this right here is the money post. pick a champion that fits your playstyle, and that you enjoy playing. anything beyond that is secondary. there are ad nidalee players in high diamond, and even morekaiser players. (you probably wont see urgots, but i think this is natural). is the champion in the meta? great. is h...
this right here is the money post. pick a champion that fits your playstyle, and that you enjoy playing. anything beyond that is secondary. there are ad nidalee players in high diamond, and even morekaiser players. (you probably wont see urgots, but i think this is natural). is the champion in the meta? great. is h...
[ "Summary: is accurate. but im starting to think a lot of people actually are idiots around here, especially when it comes to racism.\n\nPost: heres the deal: \n racism is a VERY subjective term, and there are varying degrees of it. \n >Who's fault was it that Svenskeren got banned 3 games? Svenskerens alone, 110%, ...
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Namika
Generate the content for a reddit post Burned some metal that I bought online, almost died.
Freshmen year in college I was pretty excited that I was living on my own, with my own credit card, and my own mailing address. I could buy anything that I wanted online! At one point I bought [magnesium ribbon]( because I knew it looked sweet if you burned it. So for like 10 bucks I ordered a few meters of it, then ...
Freshmen year in college I was pretty excited that I was living on my own, with my own credit card, and my own mailing address. I could buy anything that I wanted online! At one point I bought [magnesium ribbon]( because I knew it looked sweet if you burned it. So for like 10 bucks I ordered a few meters of it, then ...
[ "Summary: There's a reason men and woman don't compete against each other in sports.\n\nPost: The main reason the life expectancy for men is lower is because men are more likely to engage is risky behavior. As for who has the \"upgraded version\" of the human body... \n \n Men have a higher bone density, making the...
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Achilles1013
Generate the content for a reddit post Spell damage falls off, but people think they can just get more regen and cast more to get over that. They can't, so they fall off and lose unless they buy some right click items.
Just like Storm, people keep building regen and mana and regen and mana. They go for stuff like orchid-linkes-bloodstone-sheepstick. On both heroes. If they just went orchid and BKB (maybe linkens if against doom/bane) into a fast Sheepstick, then MKB, they'd be much more successful. Both heroes have good animations ...
Just like Storm, people keep building regen and mana and regen and mana. They go for stuff like orchid-linkes-bloodstone-sheepstick. On both heroes. If they just went orchid and BKB (maybe linkens if against doom/bane) into a fast Sheepstick, then MKB, they'd be much more successful. Both heroes have good animations ...
[ "Summary: You're probably doing something wrong or have a gap in your skillset/equipment, or are focussing too much on songs and not enough on attacks. With HH, you shouldn't be hanging back and making songs, you should be attacking a lot, and the attacks set up the songs. Look for openings you can use for healing,...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It's too tough to expand upon the turn-based genre without leaving FF's audience in the dust.
Final Fantasy's turned based system is archaic. I feel that the only series to try and expand upon the genre was Disgaea (Incorporating far more complexity and some solid puzzle elements), and even now, Nippon Ichi is struggling to improve on the formula. I hate AI in turn-based games, not because the AI is bad, but ...
Final Fantasy's turned based system is archaic. I feel that the only series to try and expand upon the genre was Disgaea (Incorporating far more complexity and some solid puzzle elements), and even now, Nippon Ichi is struggling to improve on the formula. I hate AI in turn-based games, not because the AI is bad, but ...
[ "Summary: I think games are art, but we're too shitty as human beings to create a fully-realized piece. When games have been situated for a few more decades, we may see a game that has meaning in all aspects, with a development formula that can be studied and replicated.\n\nPost: X Developer has making Y Mechanic d...
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Raincoats_George
Generate the content for a reddit post we have all had sex with our cousins. Twice.
No my friend. You are not seeing the universe, YOU ARE the universe. What do you think the universe was made and we were added afterwards? We are made of dead stars and dinosaur shit and awesome. At one point many atoms in your body was forged in the furnace of a star, completely indistinguishable from your cousin Jim'...
No my friend. You are not seeing the universe, YOU ARE the universe. What do you think the universe was made and we were added afterwards? We are made of dead stars and dinosaur shit and awesome. At one point many atoms in your body was forged in the furnace of a star, completely indistinguishable from your cousin Jim'...
[ "Summary: haters gonna hate\n\nPost: I know this is a copy pasta'd troll thread from /b/, which is just.. pathetic. But for the record we pay so much for health care because of our research and development, which is unrivaled. Yeah without the us putting so much money into R&D you wouldnt stand a chance with all th...
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Generate the content for a reddit post want new car. Mustang gt, Pontiac g8 gt, srt8 charger or jeep. Thoughts? Keeping it under 20k but to encompass the more expensive, but would like to get out cheapish.
So I'm thinking of getting rid of my 07 civic si, great DD, but I miss having torque, power and the sound of v8s. New car will become my DD, audio doesn't matter too much as I always upgrade all of it. All choices between 05-2009 model years. Options are: Mustang GT (Roush if the price is right), SRT8 Jeep, SRT8 c...
So I'm thinking of getting rid of my 07 civic si, great DD, but I miss having torque, power and the sound of v8s. New car will become my DD, audio doesn't matter too much as I always upgrade all of it. All choices between 05-2009 model years. Options are: Mustang GT (Roush if the price is right), SRT8 Jeep, SRT8 c...
[ "Summary: You're wrong.\n\nPost: 3000+ insinuates more than 3000. In your wording if in anyway you consume more than 3000 calories, you will gain weight. It would be better said, if you eat more calories than you burn and your body uses, you'll gain weight. I at one time had a diet of almost 4500 calories and was s...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Ember Spirit feeds, Dire loses because noob mid.
Radiant. Middle Lane : Ember Spirit would get crushed mid. There is little possibility of him not getting killed or first blooded before level 6 against two ranged heroes, and it will be impossible for him to farm, unless he is very skilled at timing Sleight of Fist. Top Lane : Doom can farm relatively safe against...
Radiant. Middle Lane : Ember Spirit would get crushed mid. There is little possibility of him not getting killed or first blooded before level 6 against two ranged heroes, and it will be impossible for him to farm, unless he is very skilled at timing Sleight of Fist. Top Lane : Doom can farm relatively safe against...
[ "Summary: Each weapon has its own advantage; most Close Quarter weapons are pretty crappy. No need to be worried.\n\nPost: The MTAR-21 is a carbine that has 30 rounds and 950 RPM. It is one of the only two carbines marked as Long range. Don't believe shit of this. It is basically a monster in close quarters, but if...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Perspective. Learn it.
So you want us all to pretend that Wally West and Luke Fox are equally liked characters? If we try to make realistic diversity without changing any races, the cast of characters simply becomes too big. It's not DC saying "all the other black characters aren't good enough." Did you buy Batwing? How about Pandora? When...
So you want us all to pretend that Wally West and Luke Fox are equally liked characters? If we try to make realistic diversity without changing any races, the cast of characters simply becomes too big. It's not DC saying "all the other black characters aren't good enough." Did you buy Batwing? How about Pandora? When...
[ "Summary: Just read Trinity War.\n\nPost: Only for their own stories, but right before Forever Evil was Trinity War, which ended in a way that allowed Forever Evil to happen. But since the point of the story was for there to be no superheroes (except Batman, which kinda bugged me) the rest of the, sorta had to be o...
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CupcakeTrap
Generate the content for a reddit post The comparison to ethnicity is clever and interesting; your analogy to blackface is less so.
No, that probably makes him a white man who is using a crude form of makeup that was designed to mock black people for lulz. What about elaborate surgery that would change your "race" much more completely than some black makeup? Well, I think that's a complex and interesting question. It concerns me that people might...
No, that probably makes him a white man who is using a crude form of makeup that was designed to mock black people for lulz. What about elaborate surgery that would change your "race" much more completely than some black makeup? Well, I think that's a complex and interesting question. It concerns me that people might...
[ "Summary: Sure, give it a try, maybe, but consider giving LSNJ a call to see if they do health cases. If so, disregard everything I've said and ask your LSNJ attorney what to do. If LSNJ can't help you, DOBI would be the next-best option for getting verification of anything in this post, which again should not be a...
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Generate the content for a reddit post The Borg only choice was to travel back in time and destroy humanity while we were all on earth simply to ensure that the Borg race could survive.
Or, perhaps, its because at that point that they went back in time they had come to the conclusion that the federation HAD peaked or become too close to becoming a viable threat to be allowed to continue. They would have likely assed their growing relations with the Romulans and Klingon as well as their past history w...
Or, perhaps, its because at that point that they went back in time they had come to the conclusion that the federation HAD peaked or become too close to becoming a viable threat to be allowed to continue. They would have likely assed their growing relations with the Romulans and Klingon as well as their past history w...
[ "Summary: Girl brought along two best friends to nasty strip club; female friend picked up nasty stripper; male friend was depressing; and female date didn't seem to know what a vagina is supposed to look like.\n\nPost: I met this girl online who decided when I went to pick her up she wanted to bring along her two ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post No.
Well you see it would really depend on what kind of dinosaur, you see there were many, many different types of dinosaurs. Not all of them were big and dangerous like the ones in your impressionable mind. Some were the size of mice. Now the reason they weren't featured in Jurassic Park is that it would not have been a g...
Well you see it would really depend on what kind of dinosaur, you see there were many, many different types of dinosaurs. Not all of them were big and dangerous like the ones in your impressionable mind. Some were the size of mice. Now the reason they weren't featured in Jurassic Park is that it would not have been a g...
[ "Summary: The legged vehicles are for specific types of terrain. For everything else we have wheels or repulsorlifts.\n\nPost: Just because we don't see many wheels in the movies doesn't mean that wheeled transport doesn't exist. We know it does, there are droidekas in Episode I, wheel droids (name?) in II and Grie...
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woflcopter
Generate the content for a reddit post Most novelty accounts hurt Reddit because they don't contribute to anything, and aren't funny or helpful.
I think that the novelty accounts ruin Reddit because there is just no purpose to them. Some novelties draw stuff, or link stuff, etc. And these actually hurt Reddit. A lot of the time, these bad novelty accounts get upvoted and actually hurt any discussion or any debate that there was before. These are a leech on /r...
I think that the novelty accounts ruin Reddit because there is just no purpose to them. Some novelties draw stuff, or link stuff, etc. And these actually hurt Reddit. A lot of the time, these bad novelty accounts get upvoted and actually hurt any discussion or any debate that there was before. These are a leech on /r...
[ "Summary: Get in trouble for standing on ice, 15 other guys at office, not so bad consequence\n\nPost: It was winter and this one teacher (over the intercom) said that we don't stand on the ice, or we get \"severe consequences\". Anyway, my friends and I (me and about 5 others), start standing on the ice. A teacher...
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Generate the content for a reddit post QQ, I hate seeing mid-laners turn into supports because they can no longer do their original role well. It saddens me as I've played this game for a long time and I just get to sit and watch champions that once were strong in mid just get thrown into the support role. As well as I...
As we all know there are mid lane champions that have been hit so hard with nerfs they're no longer very viable in the mid lane if at all. And a lot of staples that made them good suck now. Mid-Laners Turned To Supports Zyra: Her Q damage harass and range that allowed her to safely farm has been removed. She ...
As we all know there are mid lane champions that have been hit so hard with nerfs they're no longer very viable in the mid lane if at all. And a lot of staples that made them good suck now. Mid-Laners Turned To Supports Zyra: Her Q damage harass and range that allowed her to safely farm has been removed. She ...
[ "Summary: As long as it isn't Ridley and a veteran that we expect to return (Not Ice Climbers/Wolf/Snake/Lucas) color me surprised.\n\nPost: Bowser Jr. isn't an assist trophy. That other person would've had to do some sick modding. It's very convincing for gameplay footage. \n Even if he IS an assist trophy, that...
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Generate the content for a reddit post try to find a champion whos playstyle and decision making is really synergizing with you personally, so more of the game becomes second-nature.
For me it wasn't an 'aha moment', but an 'aha champion'. I was pretty awful at most aspects of this game until I picked up LeBlanc. On a basic level, she makes the 1v1 aspect of mid lane so easy to win that it let me focus on where the jungler is, what I can do to help the other lanes, etc because I would have the mid ...
For me it wasn't an 'aha moment', but an 'aha champion'. I was pretty awful at most aspects of this game until I picked up LeBlanc. On a basic level, she makes the 1v1 aspect of mid lane so easy to win that it let me focus on where the jungler is, what I can do to help the other lanes, etc because I would have the mid ...
[ "Summary: don't rework fiora, she doesn't need to be flexible to be useable. we don't need every melee to be able to handle generalist top lane matchups like riven and renekton for example.\n\nPost: Fiora might be the best counterpick in the game to low-cc AP assassins like Diana, Akali, Fizz, Kassadin (just not le...
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Generate the content for a reddit post To win the Human race, the Internet you must first win EDIT: Formatting
Ahem. From the official Life and Universe rulebook v3.142: >"If 'The Internet'(p.36) event is in play at any given time and there is no clear winner, the participation of any player in the 'Human Race'(p.42) must be postponed. No player may begin 'Human Race' participation until someone wins "The Internet" (or a ce...
Ahem. From the official Life and Universe rulebook v3.142: >"If 'The Internet'(p.36) event is in play at any given time and there is no clear winner, the participation of any player in the 'Human Race'(p.42) must be postponed. No player may begin 'Human Race' participation until someone wins "The Internet" (or a ce...
[ "Summary: You would't drop acid and go hunting...\n\nPost: Why drive at all? \n To get from A - B quicker than normal?\nTo avoid the use of public transport?\nConvenience?\nIt's your job?\nPhysically impaired to walk?\nBecause you enjoy driving?\nThe list goes on \n Yes you're right, some people should never drive ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I am enrolled in my wife's healthcare through the company she works for and they won't let me unenroll despite having found a cheaper alternative and despite them initially saying I could.
My wife enrolled me under her employers healthcare. This is a good deal for her but enrolling me is a finacial nightmare (my coverage is exponentially more expensive since i am not a company employee). They initially told her that if I get "any insurance anywhere" this would count as a life event and I could opt out of...
My wife enrolled me under her employers healthcare. This is a good deal for her but enrolling me is a finacial nightmare (my coverage is exponentially more expensive since i am not a company employee). They initially told her that if I get "any insurance anywhere" this would count as a life event and I could opt out of...
[ "Summary: life is not fair and if you want to achieve your goals prepare to work harder than everyone else.\n\nPost: I understand your points, and I really hope you are not right. As a teacher myself, there is no way I can justify giving the best performer lower grades just because I feel it is necessary to toughen...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It's not really an improvement over FM2012 yet, but it's not unplayable either.
As it is right now, everything outside of the ME is a step forward. The ME is still a step back, though It's not completely unplayable. If you do the right things you should get the right results. Basically as of right now the main issue seems to be that players just do incredibly stupid things that end up losing p...
As it is right now, everything outside of the ME is a step forward. The ME is still a step back, though It's not completely unplayable. If you do the right things you should get the right results. Basically as of right now the main issue seems to be that players just do incredibly stupid things that end up losing p...
[ "Summary: It was a stupid thing for Joffrey to do, but any way it turned out it benefited Littlefinger immensely.\n\nPost: It was stupid and short sighted for the Lannisters and particularly Joffrey because it removed all chance of a peaceful solution to the Lannister-Stark conflict, and after Ned died any chance o...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Call mias. They matter.
I dont think thats true at all... I mean maybe for newer players, yeah. But MIA calls can be pretty crucial. Sure I can watch the minimap as much as possible, but what if I didnt see which direction they left lane and didnt know if they were backing, going into the jungle, ganking, or waiting for the next wave of creep...
I dont think thats true at all... I mean maybe for newer players, yeah. But MIA calls can be pretty crucial. Sure I can watch the minimap as much as possible, but what if I didnt see which direction they left lane and didnt know if they were backing, going into the jungle, ganking, or waiting for the next wave of creep...
[ "Summary: No one wants to hear your lifes story. Calm down and take a xanax or something. And try actually understanding the point someone is trying to make before turning it into an attack on something. Woosh.\n\nPost: Your the one going off on a misunderstanding. I think maybe you need the couple tokes, brah. The...
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To0n1
Generate the content for a reddit post Want ya to sign a petition to end the Cuban Embargo so's to legally bring in Cuban Cigars.
Hi /r/cigars -- My roommate and friend created a whitehouse.gov petition to encourage the whitehouse to end the embargo against Cuba. While it would seem to be a bit of a long and involved process to get the embargo lifted, it would be nice to get some authentic cubans into the country, instead of having to go abroad a...
Hi /r/cigars -- My roommate and friend created a whitehouse.gov petition to encourage the whitehouse to end the embargo against Cuba. While it would seem to be a bit of a long and involved process to get the embargo lifted, it would be nice to get some authentic cubans into the country, instead of having to go abroad a...
[ "Summary: Reasonable is much less than a Warrant, and very ill-defined, and your notions on the supreme court being ad-hoc and sudden seem to me to be misplaced.\n\nPost: Failure on your part on what is \"reasonable\" \n Ask any student about the mythos of the \"Reasonably Prudent Person.\" You'll soon learn that t...
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TheKow
Generate the content for a reddit post for this point in particular is: Global PvP turns on and shit gets real fast. That's all I can think of really, and that's just the stuff I can think of right now that has really fucked me over from the transition of annoying bratty teenager to somewhat functioning adult. Knowin...
Living with other people who are not your family, even really really close friends you consider as close as family will NOT turn out how you think it will turn out. Doesn't matter if they are your fiancee of X years, doesn't matter if it's a girlfriend/boyfriend you are deeply in love with. Doesn't matter if it's you...
Living with other people who are not your family, even really really close friends you consider as close as family will NOT turn out how you think it will turn out. Doesn't matter if they are your fiancee of X years, doesn't matter if it's a girlfriend/boyfriend you are deeply in love with. Doesn't matter if it's you...
[ "Summary: Your brain starts to divert energy from itself to avoid organ failure.\n\nPost: The best theory I've heard so far is that your brain is forcing you to sleep to recover your body and prevent any system damage from overuse. Basically your body wasn't designed to run for more than it can, decided by your int...
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spottedzebra
Generate the content for a reddit post Just doing some cool, interesting work in the stress lab. Thought /r/engineeringstudents would like to see. EDIT: Formatting
Half of broken coupon . If anyone would like to take a look at the data collect from the experiment just let me know. We have been studying different types of measuring instruments and ways to use strain gauges in this class, as well as, photoelasticity (using light to measure stress in a specimen). I am not going ...
Half of broken coupon . If anyone would like to take a look at the data collect from the experiment just let me know. We have been studying different types of measuring instruments and ways to use strain gauges in this class, as well as, photoelasticity (using light to measure stress in a specimen). I am not going ...
[ "Summary: we need to fix the problem at the source instead of applying a band-aid law. people are going to hack that's just how it is.\n\nPost: i think it is ironic that politicians are going to try to pass more laws about regulations when then ones that are in place aren't helping in the slightest. \n you can writ...
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SJVellenga
Generate the content for a reddit post This game is alpha, and as such, the interface or some mechanics may not be finalised. Don't be an ass and call an alpha build a failure or broken.
Mate, if you don't like the game, then don't play it, but your attitude is really starting to annoy me. This thread is for constructive criticism for alpha/beta builds of games, not finished products. If you want a finished product, then hit the main board. I agree with you that my layout for this release was lacking...
Mate, if you don't like the game, then don't play it, but your attitude is really starting to annoy me. This thread is for constructive criticism for alpha/beta builds of games, not finished products. If you want a finished product, then hit the main board. I agree with you that my layout for this release was lacking...
[ "Summary: Our mortgage, bills, cars, and kids nappies and formula use up my weekly income. government handouts (through Centrelink) help to patch the rough edges with groceries and emergencies. It's not a fun life, but with so few high paying jobs available, it's what we can manage.\n\nPost: I'm in Australia, so th...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Assuming that you decayed from Silver V to Bronze I today , the earliest you could have stopped playing ranked is December 21st, 2012, not this Summer (also note that Preseason started November 20th, 2012, only slightly more than a month before December 21st). But, it sounds lik...
Do you mean you stopped playing last summer? Like summer of 2012? If my understanding of the decay system is correct it has not been long enough to have stopped playing this summer and have gone from Gold V to Bronze I purely through decay. The way decay works is that after 28 days you lose a set amount of LP. I...
Do you mean you stopped playing last summer? Like summer of 2012? If my understanding of the decay system is correct it has not been long enough to have stopped playing this summer and have gone from Gold V to Bronze I purely through decay. The way decay works is that after 28 days you lose a set amount of LP. I...
[ "Summary: 156k troops, ~73k Americans, ~62k British, the remaining ~21k troops were divide among Canada and the other Allies though I believe at least 14k of those were Canada's, not sure though I'm having trouble finding a solid source on Canadian numbers. Most sources I'm finding combine Canadian and British num...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Path of Exile is a game designed by someone who just played Diable 2, FFVII and FFX.
Have you checked out Path of Exile? It is a CRPG that has gameplay and atmosphere similar to Diable 2. Active skills are entirely controlled by skill gems socketed into gear that works exactly like Materia in FFVII. Passive skills are unlocked on a sphere grid similar to FFX (but much better IMO) where you get a point ...
Have you checked out Path of Exile? It is a CRPG that has gameplay and atmosphere similar to Diable 2. Active skills are entirely controlled by skill gems socketed into gear that works exactly like Materia in FFVII. Passive skills are unlocked on a sphere grid similar to FFX (but much better IMO) where you get a point ...
[ "Summary: Creepy homophobe hated everyone, did a shit job, quit but snuck back in at night instead of saying goodbye.\n\nPost: One guy I worked with at my university's computer repair center. He was lazy, disagreeable and deceived the management. Seeing as we had abour 3 permanent employees, 1 manager (who was lite...
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lotictrance
Generate the content for a reddit post I decided to focus on my kid, work, and enjoying my spare time gaming rather than putting up with the bullshit college hands you to get a piece of paper saying "Gratz! Now you get to put up with more bullshit!" So actually, no, zero regrets. ninja edit : There was a period w...
Back when I was still in college, I was also working full-time and raising a newborn (her mom was working full-time as well). What free time I had (that wasn't spent sexing the mother at any given opportunity) I was either a) playing TF2 or b) working on producing electronic dance music (which hasn't gotten me very far...
Back when I was still in college, I was also working full-time and raising a newborn (her mom was working full-time as well). What free time I had (that wasn't spent sexing the mother at any given opportunity) I was either a) playing TF2 or b) working on producing electronic dance music (which hasn't gotten me very far...
[ "Summary: yes, play it \n edit: side note, it's a beast on your rig. Don't be surprised if your FPS drops to 10 in a big battle unless you've got a helluva CPU/GPU\n\nPost: I've been playing for months in beta. IMO, it's a shitload of fun -- you really can't get this kind of experience from any other game. The batt...
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Generate the content for a reddit post yeah I'm out of ideas.
Well maybe the reason is that Mike is in a wheelchair? Think about it. The animatronics should be incapable of forcing anyone into anything, let alone forcing a man fighting for his life into an animatronic suit. They don't even have movable fingers or hands. However, someone who probably can't run away or fight back...
Well maybe the reason is that Mike is in a wheelchair? Think about it. The animatronics should be incapable of forcing anyone into anything, let alone forcing a man fighting for his life into an animatronic suit. They don't even have movable fingers or hands. However, someone who probably can't run away or fight back...
[ "Summary: your movesets are OK except for the HMs, having two dark types is pointless, your Pokémon should all be lv. 100 before even thinking of trying competitive play and I suggest putting some items on your Pokémon.\n\nPost: There's your problem for starters. Your Pokémon aren't lv. 100 but you're diving into c...
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handlebartender
Generate the content for a reddit post My wife doesn't meet the expectations of the general public.
My wife is part Maori (from New Zealand) and prior to moving here (Texas), she'd moved back and forth between NZ and Australia. Her accent was sufficiently different that the citizens of each of those two countries would treat her as "not one of us". And due to her mixed race she was frequently treated as "not one of u...
My wife is part Maori (from New Zealand) and prior to moving here (Texas), she'd moved back and forth between NZ and Australia. Her accent was sufficiently different that the citizens of each of those two countries would treat her as "not one of us". And due to her mixed race she was frequently treated as "not one of u...
[ "Summary: You'll be fine. Just go. :)\n\nPost: Great replies already; I'll throw in my $0.02. \n A great quote I recently read on /r/crossfit went something like this: \"You don't need to become fitter to start, but you need to start to become fitter.\" That's it in a nutshell. \n Once you find good info regarding ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post While the Cube may be around $900 cheaper than the Replicator 2, the Replicator 2 offers a much better value for your money.
I would recommend the Makerbot Replicator 2. The MB Replicator 2 is my first 3D printer. So far, I've used it for about 50 hours and it makes very good quality prints. The customer support the company provides is very helpful as well. The Rep2 comes with a spool of natural PLA, a renewable bioplastic. Even though PLA...
I would recommend the Makerbot Replicator 2. The MB Replicator 2 is my first 3D printer. So far, I've used it for about 50 hours and it makes very good quality prints. The customer support the company provides is very helpful as well. The Rep2 comes with a spool of natural PLA, a renewable bioplastic. Even though PLA...
[ "Summary: I befriended someone for a month just to advance in assassins. My plot would fail a la Greedo in Star Wars Episode IV. \n Epilogue: We're still good friends today.\n\nPost: This was an almost successful evil plot: \n We were playing \"Assassins\" for our senior year in high school. My target was a friend ...
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UNICY
Generate the content for a reddit post I eat a lot of carrots these days, and by these days I mean when I remembered I used to do this when I was thinner and started again this past couple of weeks and it's working.
My biggest problem has always been that I really, really love carbs. I don't know if this will work with your cheese problem, but my solution to many of my overeating habits are carrots. Carrots are crunchy, have flavor, and only have like 186 calories per pound. They satisfy my need for crunch, sweetness, my hunger,...
My biggest problem has always been that I really, really love carbs. I don't know if this will work with your cheese problem, but my solution to many of my overeating habits are carrots. Carrots are crunchy, have flavor, and only have like 186 calories per pound. They satisfy my need for crunch, sweetness, my hunger,...
[ "Summary: when I was younger living in the South, I thought the cultured people were Democrat, (mostly because of my dad's family, most for academics, or otherwise well educated) but as I traveled more, I realized both parties are full of blithering idiots that get their news from the TV, and both parties have pret...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I actually did find it, but it was assumed that I was a thief.
I've experienced the opposite in kindergarten. A girl lost something (I forget what, a toy or hairbrush or something) and so they made all of us little kids postpone our lunches to search the playground for it, while the teachers stood by and watched us search. I found what she had lost, and I was punished for it. Ap...
I've experienced the opposite in kindergarten. A girl lost something (I forget what, a toy or hairbrush or something) and so they made all of us little kids postpone our lunches to search the playground for it, while the teachers stood by and watched us search. I found what she had lost, and I was punished for it. Ap...
[ "Summary: Framed a kid for crapping on the floor in a room full of third graders. Mocked him for months afterwards to hide my guilt.\n\nPost: In third grade one day, just as our class was ending and we were grabbing our bags, coats, and boots to go home I had a huge convulsion of diarrhea. There was no noise, but I...
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Kanex
Generate the content for a reddit post Walked in on my friend's little sister masturbating. She didn't stop...
I was at my friend's house, having ourselves a night of video games, weed, and other typical 14-year-old stuff. I had to use the bathroom, which I had never done in his house, so you can imagine my confusion when I wandered into the other side of his house and found myself surrounded by 4 identical doors. I knew one wa...
I was at my friend's house, having ourselves a night of video games, weed, and other typical 14-year-old stuff. I had to use the bathroom, which I had never done in his house, so you can imagine my confusion when I wandered into the other side of his house and found myself surrounded by 4 identical doors. I knew one wa...
[ "Summary: Thanks Obama!\n\nPost: The very second that a black man got the chance to run for president is the second that he had already won.\" \n I have nothing against Mr. Obama, but no one will ever convince me that he was not absolutely guaranteed to win. Electing McCain would have been politically incorrect, ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Being in the army doesn't mean you are above all reproach. Edited: lost my way in a sentence that made no sense.
Jesus Christ, THIS. My brother did two tours overseas and one stateside. And while being a veteran definitely comes with a certain amount of respect, he (and his stupid redneck wife) never fail to try to use it in EVERY argument. I mentioned to my brother that maybe he wouldn't need to get donations via facebook t...
Jesus Christ, THIS. My brother did two tours overseas and one stateside. And while being a veteran definitely comes with a certain amount of respect, he (and his stupid redneck wife) never fail to try to use it in EVERY argument. I mentioned to my brother that maybe he wouldn't need to get donations via facebook t...
[ "Summary: It's not so much that I think feminists are anti-FSOG. I think FSOG is decidedly, though unintentionally, anti-feminist.\n\nPost: I think it is absolutely appropriate to draw conclusions from the success of FSOG. I'm a non-feminist woman, I read it (though didn't buy it, so that's a little better, I gue...
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Generate the content for a reddit post 2 options: A) Continue with CS, not know what engineering would have been like and likely graduate on time or almost on time. B) Be like me and try the other things at a very real risk of a longer education and more costly. I can't really help you on that decision but I wou...
This is tricky, I was in the same boat only reversed. I knew I was good at CS but I also liked physics and math. I decided that with engineering I could probably do everything I wanted. Went to college in an engineering program. The first year was basic foundation courses: Physics, Math, CS and the dreaded Chemist...
This is tricky, I was in the same boat only reversed. I knew I was good at CS but I also liked physics and math. I decided that with engineering I could probably do everything I wanted. Went to college in an engineering program. The first year was basic foundation courses: Physics, Math, CS and the dreaded Chemist...
[ "Summary: Don't always just assume you were killed by a script. \n Edit: clarity/misspellings\n\nPost: Scripting happens pretty frequently so I think people jump to that conclusion. A couple of friends I was playing with found a heli at the Skalitsy spawn and got in it. As soon as my one friend got out he was sho...
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Generate the content for a reddit post landlords wife came over unannounced and pawed through my sex stuff.
My landlord is a great guy but he has this nasty habit of just busting in whenever he feels like it. (similar to Kramer in Seinfeld) He does this about once every two months or so. One day, he happens to come in with his wife and is like "im going to fix your desk. the knobs are loose." Now, I could care less about the...
My landlord is a great guy but he has this nasty habit of just busting in whenever he feels like it. (similar to Kramer in Seinfeld) He does this about once every two months or so. One day, he happens to come in with his wife and is like "im going to fix your desk. the knobs are loose." Now, I could care less about the...
[ "Summary: money, money, muhhhhhhhhnaaaaay. \n Man, there sure is a lot of white men there.\n\nPost: This is pretty much the Dem's reactions to last night. \n Mia Love: She's mormon, so that cancels out the black part. She's haitian anyway, not like real black. Look at her stupid hair. \n Artur Davis: Traitor who's ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Really though, keep saving and do research. Some people love owning a home, and others prefer renting. There are pros and cons to each. It is also important to adjust your expectations and seriously evaluate the things you want in a home versus what you can actually afford.
Well you make me not even want to buy a home now... Well, not that you shouldn't buy a home. It's better to research about all this now instead of diving in and finding out about different surprises as you go along. Because buying a home isn't like buying a TV from Costco. Its not like you can try it out for a few ...
Well you make me not even want to buy a home now... Well, not that you shouldn't buy a home. It's better to research about all this now instead of diving in and finding out about different surprises as you go along. Because buying a home isn't like buying a TV from Costco. Its not like you can try it out for a few ...
[ "Summary: full-time positions might be more stable than freelancing, but they're certainly not perfect.\n\nPost: I also work at an ad agency doing lots of video production and post production as well as some still photography, motion graphics, Flash, and whatever else they toss my way. It's great, and I love workin...
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Generate the content for a reddit post different can be exciting, specially if both of you are willing to explore those differences.
one thing i realized with my current boyfriend, is that not sharing the same interests in a lot of things, is a non-issue. I found someone who has introduced me to many new things (me being on the artistic end with graphic design and language major and him being a geology major). The important thing is, that who you fi...
one thing i realized with my current boyfriend, is that not sharing the same interests in a lot of things, is a non-issue. I found someone who has introduced me to many new things (me being on the artistic end with graphic design and language major and him being a geology major). The important thing is, that who you fi...
[ "Summary: He wasn't saying that it was just coincidence that the indian connections are there, rather that he chose to use them without any real intention.\n\nPost: as i have told others in this same thread, im not saying that he had puposefully chosen it with interest, rather that he chose it bc there was nothing ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post it was a horrible situation that showed a brutal side of war to people that aren't familiar with it. There was nothing malicious about it and the full video was edited and background was removed to make it look like a salacious attack against journalists and civilians.
While it was a technically legal strike and it doesn't constitute a war crime the attack itself was terrible and unfortunate. The video was edited and if you only take the video without any context it looks horrible. With context and the full video it looks more ebb-flow of an incident that was a little bit of "w...
While it was a technically legal strike and it doesn't constitute a war crime the attack itself was terrible and unfortunate. The video was edited and if you only take the video without any context it looks horrible. With context and the full video it looks more ebb-flow of an incident that was a little bit of "w...
[ "Summary: To me, it all starts with the Brits standing alone for a full year against the Germans/Italians in multiple fronts.\n\nPost: Long story short, USSR wasn't in the war until June of '41 and US was in in December of '41. \n By that point, the Brits had been fighting the Germans and the Italians alone for...
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Generate the content for a reddit post r/RonPaul, I am sorry I defended the RNC and Gov. Romney in this space. Make them pay.
Insofar as I have a reputation on this sub, it is as a shill for the RNC. As a Ron Paul supporter from Minnesota (where we were, when push came to shove, fairly treated) I have repeatedly defended the RNC. I have insisted that the RNC is made up of basically good-hearted people who believed in the party, its principl...
Insofar as I have a reputation on this sub, it is as a shill for the RNC. As a Ron Paul supporter from Minnesota (where we were, when push came to shove, fairly treated) I have repeatedly defended the RNC. I have insisted that the RNC is made up of basically good-hearted people who believed in the party, its principl...
[ "Summary: ForthewolfX is a model redditor.\n\nPost: Usually true. I always thought /u/forthewolfx is a pretty down-to-earth guy, though. Never made a big deal of the fact that he's by far the coolest guy on reddit. Just lets other people do it for him, and pops in for the occasional chill baby-kissing/boob-signi...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Start killing alligators in bare-handed combat
Dude...fuck everyone here, they're all wrong. Just start killing alligators in bare-handed combat. A) No one will not want to be your friend if you are killing alligators in bare-handed combat. B) Name an activity cooler than killing alligators in bare-handed combat. C) You will get so fucking ripped from killing allig...
Dude...fuck everyone here, they're all wrong. Just start killing alligators in bare-handed combat. A) No one will not want to be your friend if you are killing alligators in bare-handed combat. B) Name an activity cooler than killing alligators in bare-handed combat. C) You will get so fucking ripped from killing allig...
[ "Summary: mom would often tell embarrassing stories about us to everyone.\n\nPost: My parents were both very good parents actually but my mom had a terrible habit of telling embarrassing stories about me or my brothers in front of family and friends, often. When I say embarrassing I don't mean like shitting my pant...
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Generate the content for a reddit post The entire submission by OP is bullshit, uneducated fear-mongering.
You're correct - and this is CLEARLY fear-mongering. OP did not provide a single shred of evidence (scientific, historical, or otherwise) to back up their claims. Instead, they linked a completely unrelated article about practices for denatured alcohol that, despite OP's and the article's claim, were not implemented ...
You're correct - and this is CLEARLY fear-mongering. OP did not provide a single shred of evidence (scientific, historical, or otherwise) to back up their claims. Instead, they linked a completely unrelated article about practices for denatured alcohol that, despite OP's and the article's claim, were not implemented ...
[ "Summary: if you're smart about it and stealth vape, you should have no problems.\n\nPost: Unless something's changed, I researched the law when I sent vape stuff to Panama and it's not banned to buy or to have. It's only banned to use it in public places or private establishments (like restaurants). But it's the s...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Over 7 years - overdo the first kid's fund. Next 6 years afterward - plug in anything remaining.
Way too much IMO. Chances are, if you have to ask this question - you won't pay sticker price for private college. So, $50K is way on the high side. And even then, assuming you do pay full sticker price, you will probably be over based on calculations. Honestly, you will have a better picture in 7 years. What I...
Way too much IMO. Chances are, if you have to ask this question - you won't pay sticker price for private college. So, $50K is way on the high side. And even then, assuming you do pay full sticker price, you will probably be over based on calculations. Honestly, you will have a better picture in 7 years. What I...
[ "Summary: Fuck that douchebag.\n\nPost: You didn't \"make him lose the spark\". \n That is probably the lousiest excuse I've heard from a guy. A spark, by definition, is not long lasting - that's why it's referred to as a spark. It's not suppose to get last a year. \n BTW - don't alter yourself to someone you are...
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Generate the content for a reddit post If you want to talk about it with your friends, don't treat it as if it is urgent. If they bring it up, maybe go ahead and do it. Just don't treat it like you're coming out of the closet, because it shouldn't be such a big deal. ps. Sorry for making a big chunk of this talking a...
Well you don't HAVE to tell them. If they bring it up, you are more than welcome to do it. Seriously ask yourself WHY you would want to ask them. I mean is it so damn important that they know something this trivial? MLP isn't your identity, unless you seriously want to make it who you want to be known as. I mean being ...
Well you don't HAVE to tell them. If they bring it up, you are more than welcome to do it. Seriously ask yourself WHY you would want to ask them. I mean is it so damn important that they know something this trivial? MLP isn't your identity, unless you seriously want to make it who you want to be known as. I mean being ...
[ "Summary: Internet Memes -> tried one episode -> [transformation](\n\nPost: Internet memes forced curiosity. My friend asked me if I wanted to watch this with him on Skype one day, and of course, I had to at least try the first 1 or 2 episodes. At first, we were kinda laughing at it for being so girly, but it had r...
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Generate the content for a reddit post There are many factors, but prenatal hormone exposure seems to play a large role in the development of sexual orientation and gender.
I cannot say about paraphilias, but I'm almost certain that sexual orientation and gender are developmental (gender isn't the same as genetic sex). Here's some things science has found out about sexual orientation, and I warn you, this is a long read. The short answer is that there is no one answer that will cause an...
I cannot say about paraphilias, but I'm almost certain that sexual orientation and gender are developmental (gender isn't the same as genetic sex). Here's some things science has found out about sexual orientation, and I warn you, this is a long read. The short answer is that there is no one answer that will cause an...
[ "Summary: It may not be genetic, but it's definitely biological.\n\nPost: Oh, there's no doubt in my mind it's biological. I don't think it's genetic, but rather impacted by environments during prenatal development. See, males and females have different hormones released during development. Males require androgens ...
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hannylicious
Generate the content for a reddit post too much stress at work over reports/numbers, so I quit in movie star fashion.
Backstory: 1st real 'office job' after college - I was a salaried employee for the first time in my life. We were a company that was hired on for Motorola to manage their plants/facilities - it was a call center. There were 7 total call center folks when I was hired (this is an important fact) - and we managed 7 sit...
Backstory: 1st real 'office job' after college - I was a salaried employee for the first time in my life. We were a company that was hired on for Motorola to manage their plants/facilities - it was a call center. There were 7 total call center folks when I was hired (this is an important fact) - and we managed 7 sit...
[ "Summary: No, at some level there will always be something 'wrong' with a persons body which often isn't realistic, but seems important to them at the time.\n\nPost: It's a double edged sword - but there will always be some sort of shortfall I think for most people because as always, we're our own worst critics. \n...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Doesn't matter, use dogecoins.
TBH the cost of 1 BTC is prohibitive but it doesn't matter. 1 BTC is almost an arbitrary unit of measure, it is just a decimal place there, deciding how much money "one" is worth. Many people suggest that we measure in mBTC (milli-bitcoins, a thousand times less) which makes seem more reasonable, so the average joe c...
TBH the cost of 1 BTC is prohibitive but it doesn't matter. 1 BTC is almost an arbitrary unit of measure, it is just a decimal place there, deciding how much money "one" is worth. Many people suggest that we measure in mBTC (milli-bitcoins, a thousand times less) which makes seem more reasonable, so the average joe c...
[ "Summary: people just keep saying it's shopped and there's evidence, but there is not actually any. Conclusion: not shopped.\n\nPost: People keep saying it's shopped and that there's lots of evidence. But I only see evidence that it wasn't. And people say it's obvious and the shading doesn't match. I don't see ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Old lady thought Tech Support told her to crush her 36.6k modem in her butter churn. And she did. And it was delicious.
Moments ago, so maybe this was just funny to me, but maybe it's funny in real-life too... Caller: "I just bought a router from derpmart. They said it would let me get the internet on my new TV." Tech Support: "Ok, give me some numbers off the bottom and we'll get the internet on it..." She gives MAC address, Tech...
Moments ago, so maybe this was just funny to me, but maybe it's funny in real-life too... Caller: "I just bought a router from derpmart. They said it would let me get the internet on my new TV." Tech Support: "Ok, give me some numbers off the bottom and we'll get the internet on it..." She gives MAC address, Tech...
[ "Summary: Count me in. Where should we organize?\n\nPost: Let me share a story: \n During high school they invited the senior class into the auditorium to vote on things like \"best dressed,\" \"Most likely to succeed,\" etc. We all had our voting sheets and had to sit quietly and fill them out. I looked around an...
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Generate the content for a reddit post The world sees it as an invasion, they have moved troops into Ukraine, Russia says they have permission from ousted Ukraine president. EDIT: I didn't really answer the question. The tittle is a threat from the current Ukraine government that if Russia moves anywhere else into th...
It's kinda complicated. Russia has moved anywhere from 6000 to 15000 troops into the region of Crimea. This is in Ukraine. However, Crimea is extremely pro-Russian. Most of the people in that region are Russian speaking and ethnically Russian. The world sees the troop movement as an invasion. Russia is moving the...
It's kinda complicated. Russia has moved anywhere from 6000 to 15000 troops into the region of Crimea. This is in Ukraine. However, Crimea is extremely pro-Russian. Most of the people in that region are Russian speaking and ethnically Russian. The world sees the troop movement as an invasion. Russia is moving the...
[ "Summary: WNS is spreading because it's novel to North American bats and they lack immunity that their friends over the pond have.\n\nPost: It can't be the fact we're using more chemicals than we ever have before, can it?! No one wants to say it, but we are causing this. Prepared for down votes, I don't give a fuck...
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Generate the content for a reddit post As in Dred Scott, only a constitutional amendment can invalidate the documents issued by another state. DOMA is not a constitutional amendment.
But if Virginia law doesn't care Most law is old and written generally in terms of "marriage" rather than "heterosexual marriage." FF&C requires Virginia to treat all marriage certificates issued by Vermont as valid marriage certificates under Virginia law. DOMA says that Virginia need only treat heterosexual marri...
But if Virginia law doesn't care Most law is old and written generally in terms of "marriage" rather than "heterosexual marriage." FF&C requires Virginia to treat all marriage certificates issued by Vermont as valid marriage certificates under Virginia law. DOMA says that Virginia need only treat heterosexual marri...
[ "Summary: there aren't any points to counter. introspect a little and find your bias.\n\nPost: there aren't any points. \n \"still better than romney/bush\" without sources isn't a point. there are no citations to things bush did wrong and no explanation for how they know that romney would do things wrong. \n the...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Ascendant Shards are way to rare, random to get.
Why would i spend 20 Shards in an Armor that will DEFINITIVELY be destroyed the instant i get a better rated one? So, i guess ill be lvl 27 until 1.- get exotic raid armor and 2.- i upgrade it. NO point in upgrading the legendary armor i have now, max upgrade takes me mostly to lvl 29, if i upgrade, the only thi...
Why would i spend 20 Shards in an Armor that will DEFINITIVELY be destroyed the instant i get a better rated one? So, i guess ill be lvl 27 until 1.- get exotic raid armor and 2.- i upgrade it. NO point in upgrading the legendary armor i have now, max upgrade takes me mostly to lvl 29, if i upgrade, the only thi...
[ "Summary: Whatever you decide, Dont Hesitate.\n\nPost: Depends on the job, i had a great one, after 2 years of long distance i came back to try to fix things with her but it was to late. \n To this day i know i should have either, never accepted the job in the first place, or accepting it and returning after a year...
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