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Cristal1337 | Generate the content for a reddit post Putting dirty pots and pans in the dishwasher when you live with multiple people in a household is not nice. | Similarly, my room mates never understood why I got mad when they put their dirty pots and pans in the dishwasher. As a household of 6 people, for only running the damn thing only once a day, there was no room for anything else, but dishes, cutlery and glasses. To accommodate for the fact that everyone wanted to cook t... | Similarly, my room mates never understood why I got mad when they put their dirty pots and pans in the dishwasher. As a household of 6 people, for only running the damn thing only once a day, there was no room for anything else, but dishes, cutlery and glasses. To accommodate for the fact that everyone wanted to cook t... | [
"Summary: I am scared of a civil war over the internet.\n\nPost: Are there other people who are scared of the current situation between politics and the internet? I have this bad feeling that we might be entering a pre-phase of civil war (worst case). \n On the one hand, there are many people who want to have a cen... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,600 |
jambola2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Your boss will know you use PIA, but not what you use it for. No VPN service can find your data if you use HTTPS or a "green lock/shield" is seen near the address bar. | The average boss/admin would be able to see that you were using a VPN, but not what you were using it for. It is near impossible to hide the fact that you are using a VPN.
The only problem is that he may tell you to cut it off, as I'm not sure he would be too happy with you skirting his supervision.
Secondly, PIA c... | The average boss/admin would be able to see that you were using a VPN, but not what you were using it for. It is near impossible to hide the fact that you are using a VPN.
The only problem is that he may tell you to cut it off, as I'm not sure he would be too happy with you skirting his supervision.
Secondly, PIA c... | [
"Summary: Keep calm and carry on.\n\nPost: The entire world's day is getting ruined , because A) Globalization means we have more stories from around the world , B) The media has nothing else to write on, so they make up bullshit. \n The media makes smaller and smaller things seem bigger and bigger. \nNobody gets i... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,601 |
jayesanctus | Generate the content for a reddit post I was raped by goats, saw jesus. | I was in an old-folks home and saw an old guy slip in his own shit. I called for the nursing staff, because I wasn't exactly sure how to approach the situation. I figured if he was hurt and I moved him, lawsuit city. Not to mention all the shit everywhere.
Then, one time I was went to an Alzheimers ward to visit m... | I was in an old-folks home and saw an old guy slip in his own shit. I called for the nursing staff, because I wasn't exactly sure how to approach the situation. I figured if he was hurt and I moved him, lawsuit city. Not to mention all the shit everywhere.
Then, one time I was went to an Alzheimers ward to visit m... | [
"Summary: lighten the fuck up and have a nice day\n\nPost: Dear Internet White Knight, \n Sexuality is a continuum. Nobody is 100% heterosexual and nobody is 100% homosexual. \n I encouraged a girl to experiment sexually via the interweb! [tongue-in-cheek, nonetheless...post it on reddit/gw?] The horror. \n And ma... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,602 |
TheDogwhistles | Generate the content for a reddit post Picked up two hitchhikers from Earth while making way for an intergalactic bypass, and threw them into the void of space. | One time I was on a business trip with my company (which I really shouldn't tell the name of, starts with V).
We were all scheduled for a routine construction of a bypass, but a whole bunch of people would not leave the construction zone.
We had warned them beforehand, but no one wanted to listen, it seemed. They w... | One time I was on a business trip with my company (which I really shouldn't tell the name of, starts with V).
We were all scheduled for a routine construction of a bypass, but a whole bunch of people would not leave the construction zone.
We had warned them beforehand, but no one wanted to listen, it seemed. They w... | [
"Summary: People think DOOM is lazy because Madlib says he’s been waiting on DOOM to finish his verses of Madvillainy 2 for so long. DOOM needs to take a long time to make sure the finished product is at least as good as Madvillainy so it’s not a disappointment.\n\nPost: Most of the sources say that Madlib sent in ... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,603 |
Freddit- | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm glad I didn't pay money to see this shit stain, though I wish I had that time back. | I haven't cringed this hard in a long time.
It was bad in every way and embarrassing to watch. This was a colossal step down from Forward Unto Dawn.
The lowest of the low when it came to budget. Doctor Who had better CGI a decade ago.
The dialogue... Omfg...
"we were gods that night... gods of the damned."
"... | I haven't cringed this hard in a long time.
It was bad in every way and embarrassing to watch. This was a colossal step down from Forward Unto Dawn.
The lowest of the low when it came to budget. Doctor Who had better CGI a decade ago.
The dialogue... Omfg...
"we were gods that night... gods of the damned."
"... | [
"Summary: The driver is completely at fault, legally. If he was being pressured to continue driving, he should have refused while documenting the conversation. Having these conversations via your Qualcomm is your best bet because those logs are saved in multiple locations throughout a company including your physica... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,604 |
Boshaft | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't get furious, I get wet. | One of the things about [rowing]( is that you need to be focused in your movements. It's not exactly calm, but definitely far from angry. Losing focus due to emotions tends to offset the boat, which will do anything from make it hard to row to [capsize]( the shell.
I was racing 2 kilometers in a double with one of my... | One of the things about [rowing]( is that you need to be focused in your movements. It's not exactly calm, but definitely far from angry. Losing focus due to emotions tends to offset the boat, which will do anything from make it hard to row to [capsize]( the shell.
I was racing 2 kilometers in a double with one of my... | [
"Summary: Rent can do any of the three, regardless of the cost of an equivalent house.\n\nPost: By \"cost of housing\" do you mean home prices/ home values? It's a very complex problem, and I'm not an expert by any means, but let's look at a few of the factors. \n First, why are home prices falling? It could be tha... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,605 |
Thesreyn | Generate the content for a reddit post We Australians are oblivious, lazy or both. | Sure. Good luck breaking into the market.
The problem resides in the fact that those people not used to online shopping and the prices available there and in other parts of the world are used to paying the prices they see in Australia. Conversely, those of us who understand the online shopping aspects and know we can... | Sure. Good luck breaking into the market.
The problem resides in the fact that those people not used to online shopping and the prices available there and in other parts of the world are used to paying the prices they see in Australia. Conversely, those of us who understand the online shopping aspects and know we can... | [
"Summary: Hyper-carry/low-cooldown meta combined with speed. Literal free farm of both exp and gold mean that team comps designed for shutting down enemies are just not effective.\n\nPost: The Dominion meta focuses around speed and big damage. Because of the latter, having durability is also a trait looked for in m... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,606 |
theramennoodle | Generate the content for a reddit post Misleading title, not nearly as scummy as it suggests | This. The article says they found that Mac users typically book 4 and 5 star hotels, so those are the ones they recommend first. This means that they are more expensive. The $30 more aspect is just consequential of this and users can rank results by price anyway so it really doesn't matter. | This. The article says they found that Mac users typically book 4 and 5 star hotels, so those are the ones they recommend first. This means that they are more expensive. The $30 more aspect is just consequential of this and users can rank results by price anyway so it really doesn't matter. | [
"Summary: Im hesistant to call Jewish people a race because much like the concept of black and white it is a tool to separate and discriminate. also I know jews of many different ethnicities including white black and hispanic.\n\nPost: I know jews of lots of different ethnicities though, I know white jews, hispanic... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,607 |
Student179 | Generate the content for a reddit post How to stop the fed enemy as a support | Hey so I've mained support for a while now and I'm pretty good at it, especially for my elo (Silver 1) but recently I've had a huge influx of enemies that are super fed by the time laning phase ends. I tend to like the protective supports like Sona, Janna, or even the occasionally Zyra although I'll play Blitz when he'... | Hey so I've mained support for a while now and I'm pretty good at it, especially for my elo (Silver 1) but recently I've had a huge influx of enemies that are super fed by the time laning phase ends. I tend to like the protective supports like Sona, Janna, or even the occasionally Zyra although I'll play Blitz when he'... | [
"Summary: Either read the article or educate yourself if you have read it and still think it's crap because he brings up a lot of valid points and even slightly endorses at least an 80/20 split of the Paleo diet\n\nPost: I'm not sure what article you read but that was one of the best most well written articles on t... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,608 |
NejKidd | Generate the content for a reddit post Pants used to come in 2 pieces. Bras have always come as one. | Panties comes from [pantaloons] ( which came as two 'legs' and were buttoned or tied at the waist.
Bra comes from brassiere which covered the bosom and came as one piece. It was created in 1920ish to take over from the heavy corsets or stays of the previous century. Bras became fashionable because not only did they... | Panties comes from [pantaloons] ( which came as two 'legs' and were buttoned or tied at the waist.
Bra comes from brassiere which covered the bosom and came as one piece. It was created in 1920ish to take over from the heavy corsets or stays of the previous century. Bras became fashionable because not only did they... | [
"Summary: is that he accidentally had his penis destroyed in a routine circumcision as a baby, was reassigned and brought up as a girl. The most interesting thing was he had an identical twin brother so psychologists were all over the situation. They called it a success until Reimer hit puberty and was told the t... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,609 |
Swontree | Generate the content for a reddit post get in faces and use all 4 rounds. You'll get it with Time.
Edit: i know Executioner is a pistol and takes headsots.... but fuck that gun. | I never had the problem you ar ehaving, although i thought i would have. I used as a regular shotgun, got in faces and aimed high. i got my OHK relitivly quick, Executioner took longer. I learned when to only tap the trigger for OHK, mind you not easy. This "terrible weapon" which i thought i would hate, turned out to ... | I never had the problem you ar ehaving, although i thought i would have. I used as a regular shotgun, got in faces and aimed high. i got my OHK relitivly quick, Executioner took longer. I learned when to only tap the trigger for OHK, mind you not easy. This "terrible weapon" which i thought i would hate, turned out to ... | [
"Summary: I respect the V6 but I won't own another Pre-2011 V6.\n\nPost: I agree with you. I respect that you own a mustang, even though I personally wouldn't own a pre-2011 V6. I am currently eye'ing a 2011 V6 but I can not afford it. So I don't \"hate\" V6's but I owned a 95 V6 back in 2008, I dont have any real ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,610 |
Zamaza | Generate the content for a reddit post Had never had a candy cane, cut my tongue with one like a moron. | It's not much of one.
I was in second grade, we were watching the polar express and we had candy canes. I had never had a candy cane before, so I didn't know they got sharp. I sat there sucking on a candy cane in the dark for a long while, watching the movie. When I went to talk to one of my friends and pulled it out... | It's not much of one.
I was in second grade, we were watching the polar express and we had candy canes. I had never had a candy cane before, so I didn't know they got sharp. I sat there sucking on a candy cane in the dark for a long while, watching the movie. When I went to talk to one of my friends and pulled it out... | [
"Summary: Got a weird vibe from new uncle, turns out he's a pedophile.\n\nPost: When my sister and I met our aunt's fiance, we both got a weird vibe. We instantly didn't like him, even though he was a seemingly nice guy. We mentioned it to our mom in passing, but she just made it out that we were antisocial and did... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,611 |
Manic0892 | Generate the content for a reddit post How can I map keyboard inputs that aren't being read from an out-of-date keyboard to OS functions?
EDIT: I figured out what the keyboard was doing, thanks to your suggestions... The keyboard just maps macros to those keys. For instance, the play button corresponds to the keypre... | I recently dug up an old Gateway keyboard which I like because it's mechanical. I want to use it because a) it is, funnily enough, quieter than my Dell Quietkey and b) it has some media keys.
The thing has a number on the back (P/N 7000985) but the driver that I found on the site won't work. It says it's the wrong ... | I recently dug up an old Gateway keyboard which I like because it's mechanical. I want to use it because a) it is, funnily enough, quieter than my Dell Quietkey and b) it has some media keys.
The thing has a number on the back (P/N 7000985) but the driver that I found on the site won't work. It says it's the wrong ... | [
"Summary: It's not really that sexual content is what's receiving press, it's creepy sexual content (creep pics, jailbait, etc.).\n\nPost: In fairness, the ones that have been getting the most press are ones like Jailbait or Creep Pics, where the content is questionable. Scummy, yes, illegal, no. Deserving of the... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,612 |
bodhisattv | Generate the content for a reddit post there is academic consensus that you are wrong. | I'm sorry your post got downvoted. Probably for bitching about downvotes before even getting them. But assuming that its not a deliberate shitpost, it sounds like you have a simple misconception that can be cleared,
There is very strong evidence that these distortion are not natural. In your coin flipping example, ... | I'm sorry your post got downvoted. Probably for bitching about downvotes before even getting them. But assuming that its not a deliberate shitpost, it sounds like you have a simple misconception that can be cleared,
There is very strong evidence that these distortion are not natural. In your coin flipping example, ... | [
"Summary: saw his speech to Nepali CA, got a boner that wouldn't settle.\n\nPost: I was lie at home with my fiance and listening to Mohammad Rafi browsing youtube. For some reason I decided to click Modi's address to the Nepali parliament. I clicked out of boredom expecting to close after ten minutes. I never like ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,613 |
Pemby | Generate the content for a reddit post I also wrestled with a large person. | Cool story, sis time:
I went to my second jujitsu tournament a couple of months ago. There was only one other girl in my weight class and she had only been practicing for a couple of months, so even though I'm a beginner too I had more experience and tapped her out in 24 seconds. After that, they asked the other ladi... | Cool story, sis time:
I went to my second jujitsu tournament a couple of months ago. There was only one other girl in my weight class and she had only been practicing for a couple of months, so even though I'm a beginner too I had more experience and tapped her out in 24 seconds. After that, they asked the other ladi... | [
"Summary: pencil skirt pairings. Thanks!\n\nPost: I am going to a conference in a couple of months and I'll be wearing business casual whereas my work is completely casual (T-shirts, etc.). I have no idea what I'm doing. \n I've been gathering things since I found out I'm going. I have a pencil skirt thing I bought... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,614 |
Tokyocheesesteak | Generate the content for a reddit post Ukraine has always been a melting pot at the fringe of cultures (even its name translates as "The Borderlands"). When all is well, it's a fascinating and diverse land. But when the balance is thrown off, old and recent grudges are remembered, and things go sour real quick, as they... | Russia and Ukraine started off as [Kievan Rus]( a single proto-nation that gave birth to both ethnicities at once. After Muscovy became the new epicenter of proto-Russian culture, Kieven Rus was occupied by [The Mongols, Lithuania, Poland, and the Turks]( until it was reconquered by Russia [at the request of the Hetman... | Russia and Ukraine started off as [Kievan Rus]( a single proto-nation that gave birth to both ethnicities at once. After Muscovy became the new epicenter of proto-Russian culture, Kieven Rus was occupied by [The Mongols, Lithuania, Poland, and the Turks]( until it was reconquered by Russia [at the request of the Hetman... | [
"Summary: your impression is not far off from the way a number of arch communities speak\n\nPost: These types of conversations were pretty common in my arch school. If anything, they were standard parlance more than anything. We had a lot of hip hop heads and people that were into that lifestyle and mannerisms. It ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,615 |
circlhat | Generate the content for a reddit post Red pill is not filled with bitter men, it is feel with men that where lied to, and pissed off about it; as they should be, as long as they don't take it out on women but rather a woman, its fine. | Post like this is what ruins TRP, its very easy to act tough,
>but the red pill is full of bitter men that were hurt by a women.
I see several post down voted by men that are actually bitter,
>
The upvote and downvote system works well for this purpose, so everything you said was pointless, seeing field reports... | Post like this is what ruins TRP, its very easy to act tough,
>but the red pill is full of bitter men that were hurt by a women.
I see several post down voted by men that are actually bitter,
>
The upvote and downvote system works well for this purpose, so everything you said was pointless, seeing field reports... | [
"Summary: Trying to kill evil with kindness is blue pill behavior\n\nPost: I have heard some things I disagree with, that showing love towards your partner is blue pill mentality. I tend to disagree with this. \n You won't get any women by being mean or a asshole. I'm very kind and playful , however you need to sta... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,616 |
MumBum | Generate the content for a reddit post shit in washing machine and chocolate side of neopolitan ice cream. | I had a party in grade 11. I invited about 20 people, but 60 showed up. My dad was on the road as a trucker and my older sister was at the bar and knew I was having a party. When she got home, she kicked everyone out. She went to start a load of laundry & found that someone had shat in the washing machine. So my gf and... | I had a party in grade 11. I invited about 20 people, but 60 showed up. My dad was on the road as a trucker and my older sister was at the bar and knew I was having a party. When she got home, she kicked everyone out. She went to start a load of laundry & found that someone had shat in the washing machine. So my gf and... | [
"Summary: fuck you, Lisa.\n\nPost: Because I'm still furious about it 19 years later, I'm not sure I'll call it a \"mild injustice\", but here goes. \n When I was 16 I was going through some rough shit. Being a 16 year old girl sucks . I was depressed. I was kind of slutty, I didn't feel like I belonged anywhere... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,617 |
jakethesnakebakecake | Generate the content for a reddit post whole bunch of people got to watch a large tough bearded fellow cry like a Bitch while waiting for the ambulance | My girlfriend has very bad luck with health issues, but I'll never forget the feeling of dread I felt when out of the blue she falls to her knees and couldn't breathe. Whole group of people are around me and her freaking out and I'm just sitting there with her head in my lap stroking her hair telling her she was going ... | My girlfriend has very bad luck with health issues, but I'll never forget the feeling of dread I felt when out of the blue she falls to her knees and couldn't breathe. Whole group of people are around me and her freaking out and I'm just sitting there with her head in my lap stroking her hair telling her she was going ... | [
"Summary: Our genes run the show, we just carry them. If they work in some way shape or form, they will continue to exist until they don't.\n\nPost: This is the law of nature in a nutshell: If it doesn't work, it won't stick around for very long. Notice how homosexuality is and has been a trend for thousands of ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,618 |
Solace_of_the_Thorns | Generate the content for a reddit post Mines and grenades can be dashed to with blitz. It is fun. | Mines. Mines are your friend. Because you can target them in VATS and use blitz to dash to them.
Enemies in a room ahead? Want to stab them, but don't want to dive into a hail of gunfire? MINES. Place a mine further back within blitz distance, then return to original position. Crouch, target one enemy in VATS, then t... | Mines. Mines are your friend. Because you can target them in VATS and use blitz to dash to them.
Enemies in a room ahead? Want to stab them, but don't want to dive into a hail of gunfire? MINES. Place a mine further back within blitz distance, then return to original position. Crouch, target one enemy in VATS, then t... | [
"Summary: plenty of class customization and freedom. \n I'm trying to get back into it, but again - it can get monotonous and it's a little offputting. Can also be confusing at times - I ended up accidentally skipping a quarter of the game, then coming back later at a higher level having levelled up fighting strong... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,619 |
hydragnb | Generate the content for a reddit post fun. Just have fun. | Someone suggested posting pictures of you at your hobby, which makes sense. It falls in line with what I decided to do when making a profile: post pictures of you having fun . So most of my pictures were from my year abroad, goofing around on side trips. That also allowed me to subtly include full-body pictures becaus... | Someone suggested posting pictures of you at your hobby, which makes sense. It falls in line with what I decided to do when making a profile: post pictures of you having fun . So most of my pictures were from my year abroad, goofing around on side trips. That also allowed me to subtly include full-body pictures becaus... | [
"Summary: Save the conversation for later, especially with professional help, but get started laying the defenses for the \"tear down\" the conversation might cause by bolstering her self esteem and sense of love now.\n\nPost: I agree with others about not telling her (yet). I would emphasize that she does have t... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,620 |
PatSayJack | Generate the content for a reddit post anyone down for a little /r/Saints reddit meetup Sat night? | Hey guys, I've been planning this trip home from TX to FL and am passing through NOLA on Sat and was planning on taking my wife out for her first time in the city (she grew up in Praireville.) The place to stay with a friend has had something come up and now we have no where to crash for the night. We also have a qui... | Hey guys, I've been planning this trip home from TX to FL and am passing through NOLA on Sat and was planning on taking my wife out for her first time in the city (she grew up in Praireville.) The place to stay with a friend has had something come up and now we have no where to crash for the night. We also have a qui... | [
"Summary: you don't last long these days in the south by acting racist.\n\nPost: Grew up in North FL myself and nothing will make you more racially conscious than growing up around a minority that doesn't seem like one. There were more black kids on my football team than white kids and I didn't know racism was a t... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,621 |
OrcaNoodle | Generate the content for a reddit post Read chapter 7 of "Lighten Up" by Peter Walsh. You can read a review [here]( | There's an excerpt of a book I read (I don't own a copy, BTW... and you may be able to find the excerpt in question online for free) about powering through your clutter. It's called "Lighten Up" by Peter Walsh, I believe. The chapter I'm referring to is Ch 7: The Home Audit: Your Stuff. Sentimental objects are bugge... | There's an excerpt of a book I read (I don't own a copy, BTW... and you may be able to find the excerpt in question online for free) about powering through your clutter. It's called "Lighten Up" by Peter Walsh, I believe. The chapter I'm referring to is Ch 7: The Home Audit: Your Stuff. Sentimental objects are bugge... | [
"Summary: I'm jealous of your ice cream time machine.\n\nPost: I see you have posted a turtle from the 2003 series. Although delicious, we lacked the necessary time machines in my area to have access to them in our neighborhood. Sure, the rich kids had an ice cream vendor with a time machine, and they imported th... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,622 |
WorkedOutSoWell | Generate the content for a reddit post FWB (kind of) texted me how he hoped i find someone who does everything on my terms. i feel guilty, but also angry. | I'm sort of involved with this guy, we met as friends and had abusive exes so connected quickly. he complimented me lots and he asked me to be cuddle buddies, so we are but things have begun to escalate, we talk all day, hold hands in front of friends. he's wanted to have sex but i made it clear we're just cuddling/dry... | I'm sort of involved with this guy, we met as friends and had abusive exes so connected quickly. he complimented me lots and he asked me to be cuddle buddies, so we are but things have begun to escalate, we talk all day, hold hands in front of friends. he's wanted to have sex but i made it clear we're just cuddling/dry... | [
"Summary: how to ask guy who has asked me to be his gf if he has herpes/get tested first BEFORE we kiss?\n\nPost: I don't want to get oral herpes because I have anxiety about it and also a weak immune system that would make outbreaks very frequent/difficult. I've begun dating someone new (3 dates), but am now out o... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,623 |
El3mentGamer | Generate the content for a reddit post What is done? What could be done about unbalanced server population like I experienced last night?
^FTR: ^This ^is ^not ^a ^rant, ^more ^of ^a ^legitimate ^speculation. | I've noticed that almost every server is pretty unbalanced faction wise. I know this is an issue that all MMO's run into. But sometimes it's ridiculous. I started a Republic character on the most balanced server I could find (without the Republic being the most populated faction).. started in Koltyr and sheesh.. The ... | I've noticed that almost every server is pretty unbalanced faction wise. I know this is an issue that all MMO's run into. But sometimes it's ridiculous. I started a Republic character on the most balanced server I could find (without the Republic being the most populated faction).. started in Koltyr and sheesh.. The ... | [
"Summary: IMO... Unlock system doesn't really need worked on. Spectator mode would be nice. And parties are just fine.\n\nPost: 1) Could use a little work. \n 2) I don't mind it. They do this so you don't hop from hero-to-hero without gaining any knowledge or play methods. I'ts a way to learn, which I think works w... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,624 |
BulletproofJesus | Generate the content for a reddit post use cover and know your strengths and weaknesses. You aren't a MEQ. | Phil Kelly is an anomaly to me. It's almost like he's two people because his books are either very good or the worst crap you'll read. He comes out with Space Wolves which was an incredibly strong army in 5th albeit a bit boring for unit options.
>Than he put out Dark Eldar and you can't help but wonder what he was t... | Phil Kelly is an anomaly to me. It's almost like he's two people because his books are either very good or the worst crap you'll read. He comes out with Space Wolves which was an incredibly strong army in 5th albeit a bit boring for unit options.
>Than he put out Dark Eldar and you can't help but wonder what he was t... | [
"Summary: South Africa shits on western ethics of war with flowers and kindness.\n\nPost: It's also ironic considering South Africa was the only nation on that entire fucking continent to have nuclear weapons, which would make it a pretty big player. But South Africa doesn't need that shit because they aren't const... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,625 |
gmoneyshot69 | Generate the content for a reddit post My lazy dog outsmarted me and ate my snacking honeycombs. | So I've got 2 dogs. One is pretty obedient and likes to lay around most of the time. The other one is a little shit. Barks non-stop and gets into all sorts of mischief. I'm looking after my neighbour's kid at my house and the annoying dog will not shut up. He barks a bunch, I go over and scold him. I shoo him from... | So I've got 2 dogs. One is pretty obedient and likes to lay around most of the time. The other one is a little shit. Barks non-stop and gets into all sorts of mischief. I'm looking after my neighbour's kid at my house and the annoying dog will not shut up. He barks a bunch, I go over and scold him. I shoo him from... | [
"Summary: If you meet a group of people who are close to your height you should offer them jager.\n\nPost: I listed a story over in /r/tall about a really strange occurrence I had due to my height. I'll paste it here for fun too. \n --This is a rather odd story but I thought you guys might get a kick out of it... \... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,626 |
Canopyflyer | Generate the content for a reddit post Get a box big enough, throw the drivers into it and have some fun. | What is the diameter of the driver?
What does the surround look like? Is it foam, pleated paper?
The cylindrical component could be a resistor, or a capacitor, or even a fuse. Using a multi-meter you can figure out what it is.
If it is a large driver, say 10 inches or greater in diameter, then a 2-way is not a g... | What is the diameter of the driver?
What does the surround look like? Is it foam, pleated paper?
The cylindrical component could be a resistor, or a capacitor, or even a fuse. Using a multi-meter you can figure out what it is.
If it is a large driver, say 10 inches or greater in diameter, then a 2-way is not a g... | [
"Summary: Are you really that lazy, not to read it?\n\nPost: My 4th jump was on a Wonder Hog with a P-124. \n You probably have never heard of the P-124, as it is an Air Force ram air emergency chute, now available for civilian use in a full rig. My home DZ did a lot of testing for the Air Force, so they had a cou... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,627 |
isthisonealsotaken | Generate the content for a reddit post Stars don't move like that.
EDIT: Went back outside and it's still there. Tried to take a few pictures but it's too dark for my camera to pick up anything. A plane flew by beneath it and it was super easy to tell the difference. I don't know what we were looking at. Sorry if thi... | Disclaimer: I'm drunk) Long story short, when I was about six I was sitting on the front porch with my grandma when we saw a 'star' moving laterally, then stopped, then moved left then right and disappeared. I asked what it was and she simply replied "I don't know, but stars don't move like that." I've told this story ... | Disclaimer: I'm drunk) Long story short, when I was about six I was sitting on the front porch with my grandma when we saw a 'star' moving laterally, then stopped, then moved left then right and disappeared. I asked what it was and she simply replied "I don't know, but stars don't move like that." I've told this story ... | [
"Summary: A long winded version of \"Live life to the fullest\" that OP has heard a bazillion times by now.\n\nPost: This guy. Also I noticed a few times in there where OP would mention the fact that we're pretty positive there's no afterlife, and would go immediately back into \"nothing matters\" territory. \n As ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,628 |
JudgeWhoAllowsStuff | Generate the content for a reddit post There are things you should be kicking yourself harder for than not buying a model 41 yet. | They seem to go for $1000 on completed gunbroker auctions.
They came out in 1957. $1000 now is $118 in 1957 dollars, due to inflation. I didn't find their MSRP, but I'm gonna guess it wasn't low enough to be worth holding onto it for half a century (unless you just wanted to store your money in something more stabl... | They seem to go for $1000 on completed gunbroker auctions.
They came out in 1957. $1000 now is $118 in 1957 dollars, due to inflation. I didn't find their MSRP, but I'm gonna guess it wasn't low enough to be worth holding onto it for half a century (unless you just wanted to store your money in something more stabl... | [
"Summary: It's just not as big of a deal to us as you're making it. I don't get a hardon every time I put on my holster.\n\nPost: It's tough. There came a point where I finally understood the mentality, and it's pretty counter intuitive. I'll give a quick rundown and see where we get. \n I'm not a criminal. I w... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,629 |
Vietoris | Generate the content for a reddit post the fact that the assistant doesn't want you to lose too quickly (and hence never opens a car door) is a very important thing !
PS : I hope that this was not too confusing. I tried to give an alternative description of the problem. | Or are you suggesting that if Monty Hall asked his (ignorant) assistant to open the blank doors for him then and no new knowledge has been imparted ?
If Monty Hall asked his (ignorant) assistant to randomly open a door, then no new knowledge has been imparted. The really important thing is that a priori , there is... | Or are you suggesting that if Monty Hall asked his (ignorant) assistant to open the blank doors for him then and no new knowledge has been imparted ?
If Monty Hall asked his (ignorant) assistant to randomly open a door, then no new knowledge has been imparted. The really important thing is that a priori , there is... | [
"Summary: Things do change ! But so slowly that we do not see it.\n\nPost: This is a good question because part of your intuition is true, and some is false. So let's see everything in details. \n > We are on a planet that is rotating \n Considering the scale, the rotation of the earth is negligeable compared to th... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,630 |
PunchingBag | Generate the content for a reddit post I only make asshole characters I don't give a fuck about when he GMs anymore. | I have a DM like this, and may accidentally be this DM from time to time. I do it purely accidentally, however; characters never die unless I fucked something up. I also generally don't ask for more than just a bit of forethought when creating a charactre, nothing major, just have an idea of what you want them to be ... | I have a DM like this, and may accidentally be this DM from time to time. I do it purely accidentally, however; characters never die unless I fucked something up. I also generally don't ask for more than just a bit of forethought when creating a charactre, nothing major, just have an idea of what you want them to be ... | [
"Summary: Met the back-up drummer for Doug Clifford of CCR, he was awesome.\n\nPost: As a literal meeting (not some \"come get your autograph\" bullshit), I met the back-up drummer of CCR. Some buddies and me were starting a roadtrip when our car crapped out, and we had to pull into a Midas. An older guy wearing ... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,631 |
hosndosn | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm less defending the op than attacking the copyright screamers. | Alright, it seems you credited the original creators fairly from the beginning. That's all I really needed to judge this.
Modders of all people turning into DMCA-flailing copyright nazis is something that gets me fuming. I've worked on several mods, maps... some big stuff, smaller ones and all for a variety of games... | Alright, it seems you credited the original creators fairly from the beginning. That's all I really needed to judge this.
Modders of all people turning into DMCA-flailing copyright nazis is something that gets me fuming. I've worked on several mods, maps... some big stuff, smaller ones and all for a variety of games... | [
"Summary: It's not that easy.\n\nPost: First: Peace and hugs for all console players. You have some awesome games. \n That being said, you can't blame us for mentioning, in the thread about the sequel to the biggest PC-related title of the past 3 years , that the sequel looks worse than its predecessor and the PC ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,632 |
thecakepie | Generate the content for a reddit post Tones are hard. | Tones are so complicated, you can be yellow, cool toned; or ruddy cool toned. You can have olive, orange, green, red, or blue undertones. There's so much I don't know how any of us ever learns to buy makeup, lol.
It took me a long time because my mixed race makes me outside of the general foundation consumer in my co... | Tones are so complicated, you can be yellow, cool toned; or ruddy cool toned. You can have olive, orange, green, red, or blue undertones. There's so much I don't know how any of us ever learns to buy makeup, lol.
It took me a long time because my mixed race makes me outside of the general foundation consumer in my co... | [
"Summary: You guys sound like a good team\n\nPost: Not a bad system, and yeah though it might be a while before one person spends it kinda keeps you guys from going too crazy hehe. Sometimes I think if someone handed me a lot of money I wouldn't know what to do with it, then I remember Japanese makeup is expensive ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,633 |
TheWingedPig | Generate the content for a reddit post PickleMan flooded my tunnel with lava. He is a griefer. | I need to report a greifer.
His username is PickleMan. I've seen him and Gandalf create giant holes underground with TNT, (and TheDoctor had his bedroom destroyed at the Tradis by TNT, even though I didn't physically see that happen, I suspect it was him). I didn't report that because Gandalf is a mod. However, today... | I need to report a greifer.
His username is PickleMan. I've seen him and Gandalf create giant holes underground with TNT, (and TheDoctor had his bedroom destroyed at the Tradis by TNT, even though I didn't physically see that happen, I suspect it was him). I didn't report that because Gandalf is a mod. However, today... | [
"Summary: You can bitch and moan, an demand backwards compatibility all you want, but it's not always they best use of resources. New features, and new hardware/software is almost always the better use of those resources.\n\nPost: I upgrade my PC every 3 or 4 years and all my Steam games come with me. \n Part of th... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,634 |
Michichael | Generate the content for a reddit post I think we've both spent too much time explaining our opinions when we should realize that opinions are just that and everyone has them. I propose mutual bacon. | To answer some of your questions, not all of them (namely because I'm just lazy...):
I don't see how I'm acting like a crusader against blogspam. I've commented three times about this issue with Zan on the three times that I've clicked through a link, discovered it to be blogspam, then realized it was the same person... | To answer some of your questions, not all of them (namely because I'm just lazy...):
I don't see how I'm acting like a crusader against blogspam. I've commented three times about this issue with Zan on the three times that I've clicked through a link, discovered it to be blogspam, then realized it was the same person... | [
"Summary: Video Games.\n\nPost: Sane? Hah. You're funny. \n Sane is a funny concept. Sane is what the rest of the world says you are if you can talk to people and fight off that dark dark urge to rip their spines out and sacrifice them to the Novell box that hasn't been rebooted since 1993. \n You ask, my dear Sabr... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,635 |
Thorgrim666 | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop trying to compare countries with different economic systems thinking citizens have comparable firearm needs. | In America, our politicians will influence law for pay, because they want to be rich, allowing the rich to buy laws that benefit the rich. We have one of the worst systems for financial inequality of any first world country. Because we have such depths of poverty within sight of such concentrations of wealth, we have m... | In America, our politicians will influence law for pay, because they want to be rich, allowing the rich to buy laws that benefit the rich. We have one of the worst systems for financial inequality of any first world country. Because we have such depths of poverty within sight of such concentrations of wealth, we have m... | [
"Summary: Leave overdrive turned on because unless you are hauling, an automatic will take care of itself. Or learn an expensive lesson like me, really, it's your choice.\n\nPost: Overdrive is an additional higher gear meant for improving gas mileage. You should not use it when hauling heavy or on a huge hill becau... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,636 |
inclinedtothelie | Generate the content for a reddit post Need to choose a new birth control soon... recommendations will be helpful! | Hey r/mommit.
The day is fast approaching where I need to choose birth control all over again. I have had Mirena since my daughter was born, nearly 5 years ago.
SO... have any of you had an IUD? What happens when they remove it? What is the process, I mean. (I'm more than a little afraid.) Also, what are some of th... | Hey r/mommit.
The day is fast approaching where I need to choose birth control all over again. I have had Mirena since my daughter was born, nearly 5 years ago.
SO... have any of you had an IUD? What happens when they remove it? What is the process, I mean. (I'm more than a little afraid.) Also, what are some of th... | [
"Summary: Meds helped me. So there.\n\nPost: I have been struggling after diagnosis for 9 years. I didn't get on meds until August of this year. \n Before the meds, I was anxious all the time. I was sad, even though I could look at my life and realize how good it was. It was like I was disappointed all the time, ev... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,637 |
Nordoisthebest | Generate the content for a reddit post Buttchug chick. | Butt chug girl.
I booked a ska show on new year's eve. The venue went crazy and we took in over $500, which is a shitload for a ska show in Alabama.
All the bands decide that the best idea is to spend all the money on booze and invite some of the people at the show back to my friends house (a crack house he was lea... | Butt chug girl.
I booked a ska show on new year's eve. The venue went crazy and we took in over $500, which is a shitload for a ska show in Alabama.
All the bands decide that the best idea is to spend all the money on booze and invite some of the people at the show back to my friends house (a crack house he was lea... | [
"Summary: Shit got real.\n\nPost: It was on www.motherless.com, I searched for it for about an hour. I couldn't find it, but I can describe it. \n A camera is set on a tripod filming an older man (late fifties) and a young girl (about 18-20) in a hotel room. He is taking pictures of her for a modeling thing. He be... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,638 |
allboolshite | Generate the content for a reddit post gay marriage and abortion rights have nothing to do with fiscal policy, which is ultimately what the parties are supposed to represent. Also, neo-cons are dumb. And I like ellipses! | That's not necessarily true. "Conservative" and "Liberal" are rooted as economic ideas. "Democrat" and "Republican" are idealistic ideas. The problem is that in a 2-party system, each party has grabbed an economic foundation to run on with a grab-bag of ideology to run on top of it (generally as fodder to get people to... | That's not necessarily true. "Conservative" and "Liberal" are rooted as economic ideas. "Democrat" and "Republican" are idealistic ideas. The problem is that in a 2-party system, each party has grabbed an economic foundation to run on with a grab-bag of ideology to run on top of it (generally as fodder to get people to... | [
"Summary: Running a campaign of fear doesn't work when your candidate is from a strange religion and too rich to connect with normal folks.\n\nPost: My personal take on it is that the Republicans did a terrible job picking Romney in the first place. 90% of the election lead-up was attempting to define a difference ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,639 |
zekkai | Generate the content for a reddit post DB Systems and Network Programming both very useful for topics for any to be software engineer, as well as two of the easier higher level CS electives (imo at least) | It really depends on your definition of "best" for some best can mean easiest, and for others it's because it focused on a topic of interest for that person.
Anyways, for general CS career skills I'd recommend DB systems, even though it is a fairly "easy" course (at least compared to other high level CS electives imo... | It really depends on your definition of "best" for some best can mean easiest, and for others it's because it focused on a topic of interest for that person.
Anyways, for general CS career skills I'd recommend DB systems, even though it is a fairly "easy" course (at least compared to other high level CS electives imo... | [
"Summary: Yes, you can P/NC it. Will it count if you still pass it? No.\n\nPost: Technically, you can still P/NC it but it won't count even if you pass IF the course falls under any SIS category that explicitly states \"you cannot P/NC any of these classes\". However, this can actually be somewhat useful if you're ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,640 |
juzplanecrazie | Generate the content for a reddit post It's justified if think like Chinese and unjustified if we think like Americans. | Slightly justified in the context of China. Unjustified in the context of the rest of the world (Christian societies or truly traditional Confucian societies).
To understand China and especially Chinese negotiation tactics, you must first understand the propagandistic rhetoric of the party: hardline viewpoints, singu... | Slightly justified in the context of China. Unjustified in the context of the rest of the world (Christian societies or truly traditional Confucian societies).
To understand China and especially Chinese negotiation tactics, you must first understand the propagandistic rhetoric of the party: hardline viewpoints, singu... | [
"Summary: Replace \"landlords\" with the CCP and you have Zhou style feudalism.\"\n\nPost: What America has to do with the classification of \"China,\" I don't know, but I'll answer your question nonetheless: no, an American does not necessarily have to agree with the government and the government may or may not ne... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,641 |
NoOneKnowsMe57 | Generate the content for a reddit post You miss the "relationship" part, and not necessarily her. Keep yourself busy with friends and your feelings will start to change in time. | It's natural to feel the way you do. I'm glad you realize that your marriage just wasn't meant to be. Usually, this is a very hard thing for most people to realize. I'm pretty sure the reason you can't stop thinking about her is because you miss the "relationship" part. You miss the idea of having someone to talk to, o... | It's natural to feel the way you do. I'm glad you realize that your marriage just wasn't meant to be. Usually, this is a very hard thing for most people to realize. I'm pretty sure the reason you can't stop thinking about her is because you miss the "relationship" part. You miss the idea of having someone to talk to, o... | [
"Summary: Servers don't make much at all. It's graditude to tip every time if you have good service, otherwise take it up with management if they suck. Don't be a douche.\n\nPost: My grandfather used do this. He would only tip the female waitresses and it would never be more than a dollar. If he didn't get the serv... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,642 |
Gone2far | Generate the content for a reddit post more advice from a former family member of an addict.
Edit: just read over my comment after posting and realised it seemed a little negative. It wasn't intended to sound negative and I wish I could word the facts to sound a little friendlier then that. Regardless I feel it's som... | I'm just going to tack something on here from my personal experience. Feel free to down vote me if you feel what I say is unwarranted but it is an opinion and advice derived from a lot of personal torture over a few years from dealing with my father who is a drug addict who has patches where he is free of use but more ... | I'm just going to tack something on here from my personal experience. Feel free to down vote me if you feel what I say is unwarranted but it is an opinion and advice derived from a lot of personal torture over a few years from dealing with my father who is a drug addict who has patches where he is free of use but more ... | [
"Summary: my experience with being jumped.\n\nPost: I've been jumped once in my life when I was 15. Four 20 odd year old guys snuck up behind me and hit me in the back of the head with a piece of painted timber from a construction site while I was on the phone. They hit the back of my head so hard it split my scalp... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,643 |
Bananavice | Generate the content for a reddit post Knowing that stuff is what allows you to be good at the game. In a cooperative/competitive game like WoW if you don't bother looking it up on wikis or google you're gonna be bad. People don't want bad people in their groups unless they're friends. They're usually not looking to ha... | What you're talking about sounds like metagaming. It's not explained in the game because, well, it's the metagame and not the game itself. It's like build guides in LoL/HoN/Dota. The game mechanic is that you buy items, the metagame is what items you buy. The metagame is always changing and the community is ALWAYS bett... | What you're talking about sounds like metagaming. It's not explained in the game because, well, it's the metagame and not the game itself. It's like build guides in LoL/HoN/Dota. The game mechanic is that you buy items, the metagame is what items you buy. The metagame is always changing and the community is ALWAYS bett... | [
"Summary: I bet there are several reasonable ways to justify it.\n\nPost: Except, you know, they wouldn't have built it like that if they had no reason to. It's not like they just plop down a mcdonalds like they're buying a hotel in monopoly. There's probably weeks or months of planning that goes into it before the... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,644 |
drLagrangian | Generate the content for a reddit post Use import's responsibly | a name collision is when you name something that is already used, and you would want to use again later. for example:
x=2
... much time later
x = "hello world"
print(x) #or print X in pythong 2.7
.... four weeks later, when you get back to programming again after
.... a month of partying and casual sex (which is a c... | a name collision is when you name something that is already used, and you would want to use again later. for example:
x=2
... much time later
x = "hello world"
print(x) #or print X in pythong 2.7
.... four weeks later, when you get back to programming again after
.... a month of partying and casual sex (which is a c... | [
"Summary: body temp was never set for 100degrees and got fudged, it was meant to be 96 degrees cause Farenheit was lazy. later scientists changed it a bit to make it easier for them.\n\nPost: almost but not quite. \n Farenheit based his scale on the work of Ole Rømer, who had an even crazier scale. He cleaned it ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,645 |
FortunateBum | Generate the content for a reddit post Make money, you'll be happy. Don't and you won't. | Nothing really. It's just that the alternative sucks - non-existence. I've contemplated suicide many many times. Today isn't a good day to catch me on this question because me and my gf are fighting. I feel like total shit.
Me? I'm poor, smart and have come to the realization that life is 99% luck and have tried as m... | Nothing really. It's just that the alternative sucks - non-existence. I've contemplated suicide many many times. Today isn't a good day to catch me on this question because me and my gf are fighting. I feel like total shit.
Me? I'm poor, smart and have come to the realization that life is 99% luck and have tried as m... | [
"Summary: No one gives a fuck about communicating clearly. That's the last thing anyone really wants.\n\nPost: What many undergraduates do not know — and what so many of their professors have been unable to tell them — is how valuable the most fundamental gift of the humanities will turn out to be. That gift is cle... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,646 |
MassesOfTheOpiate | Generate the content for a reddit post but it is a very real threat, not just an imagined one. The danger from Mexico is greater than the threat from Iran, and, for all the hysteria with that, there are people who are convinced it's a problem. We don't need to get into that, but Mexico can be a real problem, too, and... | I've gotta back this guy up.
As suspicious I am of some/many conceivable misuses of government (NWO and all that), I see absolutely nothing wrong with, and, in fact, welcome (and accept, and understand the need for) there being some sort of contingency plan for this sort of thing.
Invading Canada? Not so much. But,... | I've gotta back this guy up.
As suspicious I am of some/many conceivable misuses of government (NWO and all that), I see absolutely nothing wrong with, and, in fact, welcome (and accept, and understand the need for) there being some sort of contingency plan for this sort of thing.
Invading Canada? Not so much. But,... | [
"Summary: Bush's presidency wasn't meant to be a success. It was a means to an end, and that end has been accomplished. Less freedom, more war, less power (for us), more money (for them).\n\nPost: What if they wanted to mess up? It's easy to control power when you're taking it from a complete idiot, rather than som... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,647 |
LuckyCanuck13 | Generate the content for a reddit post Go to Young Guns Paintball | Listen to this guy. I've gone several times with friends and family. The place is fantastic, you are treated well (as long as you follow their rules), and the number of fields is great.
I went earlier this spring and they had a deal for ~$40 that gave you 3 hours of field time and 200 paintballs. Best part is that th... | Listen to this guy. I've gone several times with friends and family. The place is fantastic, you are treated well (as long as you follow their rules), and the number of fields is great.
I went earlier this spring and they had a deal for ~$40 that gave you 3 hours of field time and 200 paintballs. Best part is that th... | [
"Summary: Canada doesn't have a whole lot of excuses for being manhandled by the States.\n\nPost: All the best Canadian players are out of playoffs already, but are tired or injured (Stamkos, Crosby, Toews, Price). Besides Doughty, and Pietrangelo I don't think there are really any Canadian star players in the play... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,648 |
Zoraxe | Generate the content for a reddit post A friend and I are considering going gay for each other, any suggestions on how to go about this? | Ok, so I (26m) and one of my best friends (24m) are straight identifying. A couple months ago, we were joking about comfortable we were with our sexuality. We also joke about how we wish we were gay so we could date each other. This has been going on for about 4-5 months. In the month or two we've begun to act on this ... | Ok, so I (26m) and one of my best friends (24m) are straight identifying. A couple months ago, we were joking about comfortable we were with our sexuality. We also joke about how we wish we were gay so we could date each other. This has been going on for about 4-5 months. In the month or two we've begun to act on this ... | [
"Summary: literally has split into two meanings. One to describe the physical world and the other to describe the speaker's mental world.\n\nPost: Literally now has two meanings. The classic one which is sort of synonymous with \"actually\" and the newer one which people often mistake for \"figuratively\", but the ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,649 |
whoatethekidsthen | Generate the content for a reddit post Please just be quiet and let me finish. You're not helping, its rude and I'm really sorry it takes me a while. Just be patient. | Yes. If I'm having a hard time saying something the last thing I want you to do is speak for me.
Its rude and basically saying to the stutterer, "here, you obviously can't do this and I can."
I get it. Its uncomfortable for you without speech impediments to have to listen to someone struggling to say a word you ha... | Yes. If I'm having a hard time saying something the last thing I want you to do is speak for me.
Its rude and basically saying to the stutterer, "here, you obviously can't do this and I can."
I get it. Its uncomfortable for you without speech impediments to have to listen to someone struggling to say a word you ha... | [
"Summary: old ladies in purple shirts and ugly red hats are awful\n\nPost: Oh fuck, have you ever seen those old ladies in purple shirts and red hats? \n While out to breakfast last weekend, I was seated near a table full of post menopausal harpies dressed in purple and red. They loudly complained that Obama won't... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,650 |
soulofWren | Generate the content for a reddit post Not all girls who aren't buddies with girls are crazy. Sometimes, we literally have nothing in common with our own gender. | Yeah, same here. Except I have four brothers.
Taking apart cars is legitimately my favorite thing to do. I don't have a lot in common with most girls.
Unfortunately, this also means that I have no fashion sense and no idea how to do anything with hair or makeup. (Due to the lack of peer review.) | Yeah, same here. Except I have four brothers.
Taking apart cars is legitimately my favorite thing to do. I don't have a lot in common with most girls.
Unfortunately, this also means that I have no fashion sense and no idea how to do anything with hair or makeup. (Due to the lack of peer review.) | [
"Summary: restraining order for EVERYBODY.\n\nPost: His name was David. I was fifteen, and had never even had a friend before, let alone a boyfriend. He asked me out before he even really knew me, and I said yes because I thought that all girls my age did that. He told me that he knew he'd marry me the moment he la... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,651 |
Amadan | Generate the content for a reddit post You're not completely wrong, but I maintain the writing system is an important factor. | Of course, shared vocabulary and shared culture do feature into it, I'm certain. However, do you also think expressions from English "just work" in Malay? Swahili? It does not explain everything. Also, whoever has at least some experience with language learning will know that direct translation doesn't work, even with ... | Of course, shared vocabulary and shared culture do feature into it, I'm certain. However, do you also think expressions from English "just work" in Malay? Swahili? It does not explain everything. Also, whoever has at least some experience with language learning will know that direct translation doesn't work, even with ... | [
"Summary: filedump < vimball << pathogen << vundle < neobundle.\n\nPost: Filedump: just unpack everything into .vim . I.e. no \"management\" at all. You don't want that. \n Vimball: kind of like selfextracting archives for Vim ( .vba ). Big downside: they all install in the .vim root, so uninstallation is rather d... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,652 |
rastacola | Generate the content for a reddit post BECOME LEGEND. | HUGE WALL OF TEXT WARNING
I loved Far Cry 3 and thought that Blood Dragon was exactly what a DLC should be. Blood Dragon was HILARIOUS and I would have easily bought a full-length stand alone version of it. Far Cry did plateau a little bit, but I found the world immerse and a lot of fun. I was always looking forw... | HUGE WALL OF TEXT WARNING
I loved Far Cry 3 and thought that Blood Dragon was exactly what a DLC should be. Blood Dragon was HILARIOUS and I would have easily bought a full-length stand alone version of it. Far Cry did plateau a little bit, but I found the world immerse and a lot of fun. I was always looking forw... | [
"Summary: I was pissed at Microsoft and almost pre-ordered a PS4, then they reversed everything and I considered pre-ordering an XBox One. My final decision is that I am getting a PS4. Sorry I did not source everything ..I stayed at work late to write this response so I'm getting lazy at the end.\n\nPost: I played ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,653 |
shootphotosnotarabs | Generate the content for a reddit post Motorcycles, not even once. | It started small, my friends said it would be fun. From the day I had my first taste I just needed more.
It wasn't enough, I have been chasing that rush ever since, I have moved onto bigger, stronger methods of getting my fix.
It has cost me huge amounts of money, put me in hospital a number of times. It affects ev... | It started small, my friends said it would be fun. From the day I had my first taste I just needed more.
It wasn't enough, I have been chasing that rush ever since, I have moved onto bigger, stronger methods of getting my fix.
It has cost me huge amounts of money, put me in hospital a number of times. It affects ev... | [
"Summary: It would get very obvious, very fast if someone starting shooting real bullets.\n\nPost: Live rounds tend to be louder......... Ah fuck it, this is how it really is. Real bullets are easy to spot because they tear huge holes in people, break limbs and can result in instant death. \n Other side effects inc... | 79 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,654 |
TheTyger | Generate the content for a reddit post Both are acceptable, Duck was original. | Actually, the tape was first called duck, referring to the type of cloth that is used to back the tape. Eventually, when HVAC techs started to use it (generally the silver shiny kind), it started to be called Duct tape, as it would get put on air ducts. The Duck brand is clever, but just refers to the original type a... | Actually, the tape was first called duck, referring to the type of cloth that is used to back the tape. Eventually, when HVAC techs started to use it (generally the silver shiny kind), it started to be called Duct tape, as it would get put on air ducts. The Duck brand is clever, but just refers to the original type a... | [
"Summary: Most of these lies are Over-Simplification. Either for time or the youngins.\n\nPost: The way I look at most of it is from one of two lenses: \n 1) Teaching topics to students too young to fully understand the topic. We teach the core concepts of the Native Americans to students when they are in element... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,655 |
wtfapkin | Generate the content for a reddit post I shit myself during the driving test. | I had to take the driving test three times. The first time I ran a stop sign, so obvious fail. Second time wasn't so cut and dry. I had severe anxiety about taking the test again, so my dad gave me half of a Klonopin. I had eaten really awesome Mexican food the night before. I don't know if it was my nerves or the mix ... | I had to take the driving test three times. The first time I ran a stop sign, so obvious fail. Second time wasn't so cut and dry. I had severe anxiety about taking the test again, so my dad gave me half of a Klonopin. I had eaten really awesome Mexican food the night before. I don't know if it was my nerves or the mix ... | [
"Summary: abusive boyfriend beat me I broke his ball and I spent three days in jail\n\nPost: I had the same thing happen to me when I was in high school. My boyfriend at the time hated smoking and I sprayed myself with my friends cologne. My then boyfriend decided to beat me because he thought I was cheating. (he w... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,656 |
MidgeMuffin | Generate the content for a reddit post if you can wait a year or so to get your gen ed out of the way, take POLS-Y105, when Prof. Craiutu is teaching it, but be prepared to read a lot. | I just finished COLL-C105, Quantum Mysteries for Everyone as my breadth of inquiry class. If you've taken any physics class ever, it's too easy to explain. But I spent half of high school assuming I'd be a physics major, before switching to political science after 3 weeks, haha.
I've also heard people say POLS-Y105, ... | I just finished COLL-C105, Quantum Mysteries for Everyone as my breadth of inquiry class. If you've taken any physics class ever, it's too easy to explain. But I spent half of high school assuming I'd be a physics major, before switching to political science after 3 weeks, haha.
I've also heard people say POLS-Y105, ... | [
"Summary: I'm torn between going as slutty Teddy Roosevelt and Slutty Oedipus for a bar crawl this Halloween, because I want to mock the slew of slutty costumes you see every year. Help?\n\nPost: Ok. This is kind of weird. \n I hate the slew of slutty costumes, so I intend on mocking them this year. I'm pretty set ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,657 |
Chuggzmcvee | Generate the content for a reddit post Picked on relentlessly as a kid, got tall, fucked it, and did it live. | I spent most of my childhood (say, 4-14) being ridiculed immensely. I was the guy that even the guy no one liked got to pick on. It was awful. My friends told all my secrets to other people, I got made fun of constantly and had all sorts of lovely 'pranks' played on me. I should mention I was always the runt too, I... | I spent most of my childhood (say, 4-14) being ridiculed immensely. I was the guy that even the guy no one liked got to pick on. It was awful. My friends told all my secrets to other people, I got made fun of constantly and had all sorts of lovely 'pranks' played on me. I should mention I was always the runt too, I... | [
"Summary: Tele custom RI (mexican), custom pickguard, GFS overwound jazzmaster neck, Little '59 bridge.\n\nPost: Sorry for the low quality, it was a quick snapshot. I've still got to raise the neck pickup a bit. I guess I should say a little about it. I've always loved teles, but in my younger and greedier days, ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,658 |
truesound | Generate the content for a reddit post I often get paid handsomely to Reddit or watch movies on Netflix. I have a lot to bitch about, my profession is not one. | I suggest that you read my posts on the validity of being given the order to "standby" in my profession. My job can be demanding. It can also reward with plenty of time to dick around on the internet waiting for something to go wrong. Something that won't go wrong because I've done my job properly. | I suggest that you read my posts on the validity of being given the order to "standby" in my profession. My job can be demanding. It can also reward with plenty of time to dick around on the internet waiting for something to go wrong. Something that won't go wrong because I've done my job properly. | [
"Summary: Trent Reznor says \"fuck it, torrent all you want.\" and I, an audio engineer agree. You aren't taking money out of my pocket. Record execs and lawyers who pay themselves too much are. \n As far as movies are concerned; I have a netflix acct. Happily. Bit if it's not there, then I'll find a stream of it. ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,659 |
rootyb | Generate the content for a reddit post same boat as OP, but with lots of couple friends that are in baby or party mode, when we're not. | This is something my wife and I are trying to figure out (I'm 29, she's 27). We have quite a few "couple" friends, but they're all pretty much in different phases of their lives.
Most have 1-3 year-olds (we're not having kids for a couple of years at least), or on the flipside, are younger/in party mode. We have basi... | This is something my wife and I are trying to figure out (I'm 29, she's 27). We have quite a few "couple" friends, but they're all pretty much in different phases of their lives.
Most have 1-3 year-olds (we're not having kids for a couple of years at least), or on the flipside, are younger/in party mode. We have basi... | [
"Summary: if you want to build muscle, do strength training of some kind\n\nPost: If you want to replace fat with muscle, jogging ain't gonna do it. Endurance it'll help with, though (and, really, some impact in your exercise is good for bone strength). \n Now, it may be heteronormative, but I'm going to assume you... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,660 |
bfuller181 | Generate the content for a reddit post It absolutely gets better, even if you never see it coming. | I'm in the middle of my 5th year and looking back, I would say that I had little/no idea what I was doing every year previous. What I mean is that when I started my 2nd year, I thought I had no idea what I was doing in my 1st year. When I started my 3rd year, I thought I had no idea what I was doing in my 2nd. And so o... | I'm in the middle of my 5th year and looking back, I would say that I had little/no idea what I was doing every year previous. What I mean is that when I started my 2nd year, I thought I had no idea what I was doing in my 1st year. When I started my 3rd year, I thought I had no idea what I was doing in my 2nd. And so o... | [
"Summary: A teacher was not convicted of raping an 8 year old boy (CSC is not necessarily rape, and the victim was not 8 years old), and there is nothing to suggest that the parents are being punished by anyone.\n\nPost: That's an incredibly misleading title and link. It's taken me a half hour of sleuthing to find ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,661 |
seanmg | Generate the content for a reddit post wrote 50,000 words in 30 days. The last day I wrote 7,400 words in one sitting. | I attempted to do NaNiWriMo.org, which is to write 50,000 words to a story in a month. 1,667 words a day for 30 days straight. That's equivalent to about 6 double space typed pages. So I stuck with it and went all the way to the end. 2 days before the end of the contest, I was 11,000 words short. I told myself tha... | I attempted to do NaNiWriMo.org, which is to write 50,000 words to a story in a month. 1,667 words a day for 30 days straight. That's equivalent to about 6 double space typed pages. So I stuck with it and went all the way to the end. 2 days before the end of the contest, I was 11,000 words short. I told myself tha... | [
"Summary: Make your story something you'd want to read.\n\nPost: This won't go anywhere, but here are my thoughts. \n The most important thing I've ever learned in my life is that I'm an existentialist but in a different way than you're used to. Yes, I believe there is no true absolute meaning or value in any of m... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,662 |
le_fez | Generate the content for a reddit post passive, passive aggressive, socially unaware with a sense of entitlement based on spending money or doing things for someone. | My former roommate, one of my closest friends, certainly qualifies as the stereotypical "nice guy.' He pisses and moans that women only like assholes so "maybe I should just start being an asshole." the thing is he's too passive and too passive aggressive, he will go on a date, or multiple dates with someone and never ... | My former roommate, one of my closest friends, certainly qualifies as the stereotypical "nice guy.' He pisses and moans that women only like assholes so "maybe I should just start being an asshole." the thing is he's too passive and too passive aggressive, he will go on a date, or multiple dates with someone and never ... | [
"Summary: last year girlfriend ODed this year she ended up in psych hospital\n\nPost: Last year my girlfriend was addicted to painkillers, she was supposed to be on suboxon to ease off the addiction and avoid withdraw but while i was at work she swapped them for percocets and other opiates and she mixed them with x... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,663 |
pickledshrimp | Generate the content for a reddit post Not a bombshell, but cute. Have a lot of personality. Big nose. :) | On a pure, "would I switch teams for you?", on first glance I would say no. You have a large nose and it makes your lips look small when they are small to begin with. That said, you have a lot of personality and I love the way you carry yourself... It's weird. Like I can't decide. My brain wants to say "not my type" bu... | On a pure, "would I switch teams for you?", on first glance I would say no. You have a large nose and it makes your lips look small when they are small to begin with. That said, you have a lot of personality and I love the way you carry yourself... It's weird. Like I can't decide. My brain wants to say "not my type" bu... | [
"Summary: You look like a Jersey Shore douchebag frat boy. Not ugly. Just wouldn't talk to you in RL. \n Again, sorry for the harshness although in all fairness reading other comments I'm not the only one who feels this way. :)\n\nPost: This is going to sound harsh, so sorry in advance. \"Hooking up with girls\". N... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,664 |
Rkangel | Generate the content for a reddit post Played only 1 day (of 3 day Free -Beta D3 weekend). Too bored to log in again. | I played D3 on free beta weekend and by the time I got a chr to lvl 10, I realized that I just didn't care. The classes were meh, the game wasn't significantly better than D2 in any way that was important to my gaming needs. Plus, it felt sooooo repetitive that I was satisfied that I got anything I needed out of it by ... | I played D3 on free beta weekend and by the time I got a chr to lvl 10, I realized that I just didn't care. The classes were meh, the game wasn't significantly better than D2 in any way that was important to my gaming needs. Plus, it felt sooooo repetitive that I was satisfied that I got anything I needed out of it by ... | [
"Summary: Sorry, this is not the kind of question where you can sum up anyone's wisdom in one sentence. Sound bites are junk food and bad for you.\n\nPost: First, doubt everything you hear until given facts, and then make sure you know who supplied those facts. The easiest lies to fall for are the ones that sound r... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,665 |
NonaSuomi | Generate the content for a reddit post Escalating is a surefire way to be on the wrong side of the justice system. | Faulty fluid nozzles on a car is a fix-it ticket at worst. It's difficult-to-impossible to prove somebody would intentionally fuck with their own car in this way, and there's plenty of cases where it is a legitimately unintentional result of normal wear and tear. Assault and battery, destruction of property, and any ot... | Faulty fluid nozzles on a car is a fix-it ticket at worst. It's difficult-to-impossible to prove somebody would intentionally fuck with their own car in this way, and there's plenty of cases where it is a legitimately unintentional result of normal wear and tear. Assault and battery, destruction of property, and any ot... | [
"Summary: lrn2src, jackass\n\nPost: You said Mythbusters did it. That's not a source any more than me saying that Wikipedia says clouds are made of cotton candy. You didn't specify which season/episode, nor did you link to a clip of the show in question. Don't get all up your own ass about having provided source wh... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,666 |
Halo6819 | Generate the content for a reddit post this generation Intel gave gamers no reason to fork over an extra $100 for the top tier chip | when i say heavy i mean like its your job and you do it professionally. The big difference between i5 and i7 is multi-threading, currently only Photoshop, some video editors, and rendering programs take advantage of this.
I do light video editing, taking years worth of footage and editining to make a "music video" at... | when i say heavy i mean like its your job and you do it professionally. The big difference between i5 and i7 is multi-threading, currently only Photoshop, some video editors, and rendering programs take advantage of this.
I do light video editing, taking years worth of footage and editining to make a "music video" at... | [
"Summary: Not all disabilities are visible\n\nPost: One thing to keep in mind, a friend of mine in her mid 20's blond has a disabled placard and gets shit for it all the time. \n She has one of those severe cases of arthritis and needs weekly injections of some sort of crazy poison to move (obviously im a medical e... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,667 |
yutfgh | Generate the content for a reddit post If I go mITX will I miss the option for SLI/Crossfire
EDIT: Aiming for 1440p gaming, but may want high refresh rates (Acer XB270HU or equivalent) | I want my next build (still a while away) to be mATX so I can use SLI/Crossfire, but then I found this case fell in love with the design (yet strangely not with the mATX version), am I really going to miss out too much without SLI (likely going for a 980, 980Ti [if it's a full GM200] or a 390[X] depending on price, p... | I want my next build (still a while away) to be mATX so I can use SLI/Crossfire, but then I found this case fell in love with the design (yet strangely not with the mATX version), am I really going to miss out too much without SLI (likely going for a 980, 980Ti [if it's a full GM200] or a 390[X] depending on price, p... | [
"Summary: Personally I'd go for the 780Ti as it's faster, cooler and uses less power, but the 290X is still great.\n\nPost: They're both amazing cards. The 780Ti is slightly more powerful and cooler and uses less power so would be my favourite. \n However the 290X has the advantage of extra VRAM (especially useful ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,668 |
fk_54 | Generate the content for a reddit post there's gotta be a way to make a buck from any war. | C onflict N ews N etwork
This is an idea whose time has come, and ripe for the taking. I can see the busy production office humming with activity
"Alright people, listen up!
Today we'll need to send a couple of remote trucks with full camera crews and make this one on the 'reality show' format, with a 'split-... | C onflict N ews N etwork
This is an idea whose time has come, and ripe for the taking. I can see the busy production office humming with activity
"Alright people, listen up!
Today we'll need to send a couple of remote trucks with full camera crews and make this one on the 'reality show' format, with a 'split-... | [
"Summary: Nether Factories pls. It will revitalize many people's mood and make for some exciting times!)\n\nPost: re: Nether Factories. \n There are certain moments that are referred to as: \"cutting to the chase\" in management-speak. It usually means that someone has to make the decision in order to get things do... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,669 |
QuixoticChemist | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't get Tanabe-Sugano diagrams, but I want to. | I am a graduate student in Chemistry in an Inorganic class. We have touched on [Tanabe-Sugano diagrams]( in class, but did not go into deep explanation. The homework problems I have been given use these diagrams, but I am not sure how to use them.
What I understand:
These diagrams show the allowed transitions for bot... | I am a graduate student in Chemistry in an Inorganic class. We have touched on [Tanabe-Sugano diagrams]( in class, but did not go into deep explanation. The homework problems I have been given use these diagrams, but I am not sure how to use them.
What I understand:
These diagrams show the allowed transitions for bot... | [
"Summary: I hate my eyebrows and punish them through vigorous plucking regularly.\n\nPost: I religiously tend to my eyebrows. I have this complex about them. All the women on my dad's side have massively dark and hairy eyebrows, and I inherited that. My mother, on the other hand, has perfect eyebrows. She actually... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,670 |
Ker_Splish | Generate the content for a reddit post Debate about religion or politics is simply wasted breath/keystrokes. | Whether people are debating religion or politics, nobody ever really changes their minds. After the debate is complete, each party walks away believing their individual views have been confirmed or reinforced by the preceding exchange.
This means that the majority of any posts found within the confines of political... | Whether people are debating religion or politics, nobody ever really changes their minds. After the debate is complete, each party walks away believing their individual views have been confirmed or reinforced by the preceding exchange.
This means that the majority of any posts found within the confines of political... | [
"Summary: The military teaches us to always have an escape route: If you're not gonna physically escape her, you need to be able to do so financially. Set up a secret bank account and hoard bailout money. \n EDIT: AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE DON'T GIVE HER A GENERAL POWER OF ATTORNEY!! :D\n\nPost: If you're gonna stay ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,671 |
Jagyr | Generate the content for a reddit post a Baha'i woman stole ninety minutes of my life that I'll never get back. | My only interaction with the religion was during a college course on bioethics. I loved the course for the discussions on morality and truth and the chance to slam on Natural Law ethics etc, but there was one weird day.
One of the "students" in the class was actually an older woman (I'd say late fifties or so) who w... | My only interaction with the religion was during a college course on bioethics. I loved the course for the discussions on morality and truth and the chance to slam on Natural Law ethics etc, but there was one weird day.
One of the "students" in the class was actually an older woman (I'd say late fifties or so) who w... | [
"Summary: people raised in areas and cultures where people are more homogenous in terms of physical traits learn different ways to distinguish between various ethnic groups, nationalities, etc.\n\nPost: I had a teacher once who worked with Chinese/American exchange programs. He had been spending several months a y... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,672 |
ksaj | Generate the content for a reddit post keep everything conversational and even the haters will love it. | This is great advice. A good friend of mine claims he hates magic, but I always get a favourable response when I show him tricks and effects. One day, he said "I like how you never say 'hey, you wanna see a trick?' and just do your thing as part of the conversation." and I realized that asking that question irks just a... | This is great advice. A good friend of mine claims he hates magic, but I always get a favourable response when I show him tricks and effects. One day, he said "I like how you never say 'hey, you wanna see a trick?' and just do your thing as part of the conversation." and I realized that asking that question irks just a... | [
"Summary: My bipolar friend became \"normal\" after ditching meds and replacing them with spliffage.\n\nPost: A friend of mine is bipolar. When I met her she was still in high school, and she was very typical with the symptoms - arm cutting, suicide attempts, hallucinations and paranoia, etc. She was on a lot of dr... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,673 |
lost-angle | Generate the content for a reddit post I had an itchy tongue from food, tested positive for allergies, doctor explained it to my mom and I don't have to drink orange juice with breakfast anymore. | I complained for years that certain foods made my tongue itchy. My parents didn't believe me and said I was just being a picky eater. I had a history of food allergies, though, so there was sometimes not too much pressure to eat what itched. Fast forward several years and I get a new allergy test. Positive for everythi... | I complained for years that certain foods made my tongue itchy. My parents didn't believe me and said I was just being a picky eater. I had a history of food allergies, though, so there was sometimes not too much pressure to eat what itched. Fast forward several years and I get a new allergy test. Positive for everythi... | [
"Summary: I think it's natural and normal to feel a bit awkward about family using your new name initially, however good it feels at the same time.\n\nPost: I feel a little awkward and uncomfortable hearing anyone in my family call me by my new name and gender. I think it comes from where you're used to hearing it ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,674 |
Torisen | Generate the content for a reddit post If you have more time to stay in Cuzco and a long, flexible trip, you can probably wing it, if you're doing the standard two-weeker around work, planning ahead is probably a good idea. | When I and my wife went we had to get permits to hike the trail from the government, there's only a certain number sold for each day on the trail and they do sell out (I'm just assuming they still require them). Many days were sold out six months ahead of time, we actually bought our passes and booked our hike first, t... | When I and my wife went we had to get permits to hike the trail from the government, there's only a certain number sold for each day on the trail and they do sell out (I'm just assuming they still require them). Many days were sold out six months ahead of time, we actually bought our passes and booked our hike first, t... | [
"Summary: It's a messy system because our tax laws are screwed up. The current method is about as good as it's going to get.\n\nPost: Or better yet, drop sales tax completely. I'm already taxed on my income, now I'm being taxed to spend it. \n And to compound the problem in your example, here in Washington state in... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,675 |
SycoJack | Generate the content for a reddit post possibly moving to Houston and wanna know what makes it great, want to know what to do when I get there. | I'm not a huge fan of Houston, but I haven't really explored Houston, like at all. I don't know much about it, other than it's constantly flooding there. Also the highways are like parking lots at times and apparently really dangerous or something.
I'm not actually moving to Houston, rather I'll be in the outskirts i... | I'm not a huge fan of Houston, but I haven't really explored Houston, like at all. I don't know much about it, other than it's constantly flooding there. Also the highways are like parking lots at times and apparently really dangerous or something.
I'm not actually moving to Houston, rather I'll be in the outskirts i... | [
"Summary: I'm not a normal 27yo, I very rarely acquire unwanted boners in most situations, morning wood not withstanding.\n\nPost: 1) The question in my title. \n No, I control my erections pretty well for the most part. \n >2) How often do you get an erection, or a semi-erection, or just feel some blood flow into ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,676 |
disco_biscuit | Generate the content for a reddit post I have one too, strongly recommend for beginners. | I have one too. As a novice smoker, I think it's worth noting that the pipe is very forgiving of rookie mistakes (packing too tight, smoking too fast / too hot, and provides a cooler smoke). I found that as I was still breaking in my first pipe, I was getting better bowls from my clay tavern pipe.
Now that I know w... | I have one too. As a novice smoker, I think it's worth noting that the pipe is very forgiving of rookie mistakes (packing too tight, smoking too fast / too hot, and provides a cooler smoke). I found that as I was still breaking in my first pipe, I was getting better bowls from my clay tavern pipe.
Now that I know w... | [
"Summary: This is entirely about denial of the No Fly Zone as an option for the U.S..\n\nPost: Israel isn't a factor here, they just don't want to see a hostile nation get a piece of equipment that could be problematic for them later. And Russia doesn't care about Israel's stance on this. \n No, the real reason th... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,677 |
Eflee | Generate the content for a reddit post Does anyone, Christian or otherwise, find this insulting (if so please state your background in reply) and do you have any better ideas to be more inclusive?
I don't want to be that "atheist who killed the Christmas tree" but I do want to ensure that we don't insult anyone by ad... | Reddit,
I'm from the North and have recently moved to the northern reaches of the Bible Belt. I work for an educational entity. This year (and every year) the institution puts up a christmas tree and decorates with around 300 poinsettias. Honestly for a Bible Belt entity it did a good job of being inclusive. It's XMa... | Reddit,
I'm from the North and have recently moved to the northern reaches of the Bible Belt. I work for an educational entity. This year (and every year) the institution puts up a christmas tree and decorates with around 300 poinsettias. Honestly for a Bible Belt entity it did a good job of being inclusive. It's XMa... | [
"Summary: as it turns out your eyes lose sensation when they are starved for Oxygen and itch less. When I started taking my lenses our nightly my eyes were actually more uncomfortable as they recovered.\n\nPost: I recently switched eye doctors and was told that I'd been overwearing my contacts. My previous doctor h... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,678 |
Okstate2039 | Generate the content for a reddit post No half measures in ME 1. | Ooh story time! I was just a general bastard in mass effect 1! I decided I didn't like Ashley. So, instead of just ignoring her I strung her along and made her fall in love with me. Then, when given the option to tell her how I felt, I shot her down and sent her on a suicide mission without a second thought.
Wrex? W... | Ooh story time! I was just a general bastard in mass effect 1! I decided I didn't like Ashley. So, instead of just ignoring her I strung her along and made her fall in love with me. Then, when given the option to tell her how I felt, I shot her down and sent her on a suicide mission without a second thought.
Wrex? W... | [
"Summary: don't drink and wander country roads on foot in August.\n\nPost: When I woke up in the ditch of a county road in my underwear covered in vomit...yea...probably time to quit for a while... \n Context: I grew up in a small town in Texas. In high school I partied a lot. Nowhere to drink so we would have \"bo... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,679 |
ObligatoryResponse | Generate the content for a reddit post Stallman wants to be able to write his own driver without needing a binary blob. If a firmware needs to be delivered by the driver, it should be an open firmware. | As I recall, he is not ok with firmware blobs that live on the PC, but he is ok with hardware that has a closed firmware on it.
Go back in time and network cards used to be ASICs. A bit later and they had a microcontroller with a firmware stored in flash memory. Stallman treats both of these as "hardware I can't ch... | As I recall, he is not ok with firmware blobs that live on the PC, but he is ok with hardware that has a closed firmware on it.
Go back in time and network cards used to be ASICs. A bit later and they had a microcontroller with a firmware stored in flash memory. Stallman treats both of these as "hardware I can't ch... | [
"Summary: Worst example ever.\n\nPost: Starwars isn't an internet meme. Circulation on memes drops off pretty rapidly. Internet memes also target a very narrow age group, generally late teens early 20s... you know, those with time to waste on memes. This combined means large age groups were pretty unaffected by the... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,680 |
CubicKinase | Generate the content for a reddit post Freud was incredibly biased and his theory of "every man wants to screw his mother" has been discounted. | Did you even read the article?
>The idea that boys want to sleep with their mothers strikes most men as the silliest thing they have ever heard. Obviously, it did not seem so to Freud, who wrote that as a boy he once had an erotic reaction to watching his mother dressing. But Freud had a wet-nurse, and may not have e... | Did you even read the article?
>The idea that boys want to sleep with their mothers strikes most men as the silliest thing they have ever heard. Obviously, it did not seem so to Freud, who wrote that as a boy he once had an erotic reaction to watching his mother dressing. But Freud had a wet-nurse, and may not have e... | [
"Summary: The US's method of introducing math sucks.\n\nPost: I hated math all the way up to college. My reasoning behind why \"math is dumb\" is all my exposure to math was \"This is going to suck, but you have to learn it because you will probably use it some day.\" No one bothered to tell me instances why I woul... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,681 |
Lilday | Generate the content for a reddit post I have preferences, but skin color alone cannot make somebody 'ugly.'
Also - everybody has a different idea what ugly is. | I'm just going to be honest here, some people may disagree and I mean no offense to anybody. It is just my opinion and I'm sorry if I have a natural attraction to certain characteristics.
I think as people get 'blacker' or 'whiter' they can become less attractive. Not always .
But as an example - I think Beyonce... | I'm just going to be honest here, some people may disagree and I mean no offense to anybody. It is just my opinion and I'm sorry if I have a natural attraction to certain characteristics.
I think as people get 'blacker' or 'whiter' they can become less attractive. Not always .
But as an example - I think Beyonce... | [
"Summary: I don't have a degree or actually give a fuck, but stop worrying about what you eat, and start worrying about earning what you eat.\n\nPost: Weight loss is not to do with calorie deficit or nutrition, any more than it is to do with getting out and doing some exercise. \n You can eat all the shit you wan... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,682 |
C_IsForCookie | Generate the content for a reddit post No need to play it off. I can tell the truth. My boss and job are awesome. | I walked into my job after taking a bunch of xanax, downing half a bottle of disarono, and taking a nap, 2 hours late for my shift, like a week ago. My boss asked me why I was acting the way I was and I just told her. She told me to go home and that she'd cover me, and to feel better, and texted me all day that day to ... | I walked into my job after taking a bunch of xanax, downing half a bottle of disarono, and taking a nap, 2 hours late for my shift, like a week ago. My boss asked me why I was acting the way I was and I just told her. She told me to go home and that she'd cover me, and to feel better, and texted me all day that day to ... | [
"Summary: Don't speak speak to everyone the same way, speak to people based on their personalities.\n\nPost: Don't know if it's a trick, but when having conversation with someone always make statements based on what you expect them to do/say or what the outcome of your statement will be. In otherwords, be mindful o... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,683 |
GooberSmudge | Generate the content for a reddit post sorry about your luck | I only farm the cave 40-60min a day I set a stopwatch and everything to stop myself.
In the last three days I've gotten at least 15 blues and one turned into a Purple Hand cannon which is pretty fun but useless in PvP. I do a couple strikes a day and level up at least once a day. I also do a little crucible but my pl... | I only farm the cave 40-60min a day I set a stopwatch and everything to stop myself.
In the last three days I've gotten at least 15 blues and one turned into a Purple Hand cannon which is pretty fun but useless in PvP. I do a couple strikes a day and level up at least once a day. I also do a little crucible but my pl... | [
"Summary: Goobersmudge goes too hard in the gym, so hard he cock blocks himself.\n\nPost: I'm such a fucking retard bro, I mean this whole time me and chick been talking she made it seem like she was soooo serious about fitness. So I'm like fuck it we were there to train...... I'm a dumbass it starts off horrid as ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,684 |
sic2k10 | Generate the content for a reddit post the sheer amount of planned changes/content of this update is most likely why they skipped over 14.3 and 14.4 even so this isn't the first time it's happened (11.3.3 straight to 11.5) | not necessarily they can be numbered basically whatever DE damn well pleases to number them so long as it's not a number previous to what is current
it could be likely they skip straight to 14.5 due to the sheer size of the planned update (the snow planet tileset, 2 new weapons, mod appearance overhaul and the possib... | not necessarily they can be numbered basically whatever DE damn well pleases to number them so long as it's not a number previous to what is current
it could be likely they skip straight to 14.5 due to the sheer size of the planned update (the snow planet tileset, 2 new weapons, mod appearance overhaul and the possib... | [
"Summary: it's RNG based so you'll have to keep running missions until they show\n\nPost: RNG based so can give an exact answer however: \n you get roughly a 1.5% chance at the start of a grineer mission (if you're fighting grineer you're in the right place) which increases by 0.5% for each member who also has a ma... | 144 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,685 |
HeWhoWas | Generate the content for a reddit post Because people are idiots. It becomes easier to not deal with the problem than deal with it. | I avoided the dentist for years because I knew my teeth were fucked. I've now finished paying about $4000 with another 2500 to go.
I honestly can't tell you why I did that - it was one of those things that I knew wasn't going to go away, but I still didn't want to deal with it. I was worried that they'd remove my t... | I avoided the dentist for years because I knew my teeth were fucked. I've now finished paying about $4000 with another 2500 to go.
I honestly can't tell you why I did that - it was one of those things that I knew wasn't going to go away, but I still didn't want to deal with it. I was worried that they'd remove my t... | [
"Summary: Toshiba after sales support sucks.\n\nPost: Don't even get me started. I wrote a PHP script that automatically checked our website for the drivers of all models released in the last 24 months - only 53% of them were online. I handed my findings to the department that handles the website updates, and while... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,686 |
FourFingeredMartian | Generate the content for a reddit post Homesteading is also a viable means to appropriate public road ways. . Actually, that is exactly how it should probably be divided up now that I gave it some thought. If there is no homesteader in the vicinity, than the road should be auctioned.
[link]( | I answered this question, this way a few months back:
Which is where proper bidding time lines come into play and a set bidding order. There would be little gain in such a strategy, if you're spending your resources on keeping people off your roads you're also keeping away any profit from those roads. The pipelines of ... | I answered this question, this way a few months back:
Which is where proper bidding time lines come into play and a set bidding order. There would be little gain in such a strategy, if you're spending your resources on keeping people off your roads you're also keeping away any profit from those roads. The pipelines of ... | [
"Summary: Gates Sr. should take after Gates Jr. Donate at will & compel no one else other than those that want to his goals which are his own morals.\n\nPost: I did. Bill Gates Sr. might have the luxury of being able to afford sitting around & not doing anything for his money. ie he gets back interest on the mon... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,687 |
RubberDong | Generate the content for a reddit post Fapped once every one to three minutes for over three hours.
I remember the scene in Full Metal Jacket where one dude dies and they say about him "Poor pervert fuck...he fapped 6 times per day" and I thought to myself..."6 times per day is considered a lot?". | My record is between 40 and 70 times.
Believe it or not. The official record is like 30 times or something.
Feel free to dispute this and argue but I swear its true.
When I was young I had this technique where I masturbated with both hands, grabbed just the tip and vibrated really quickly.
I literally needed bu... | My record is between 40 and 70 times.
Believe it or not. The official record is like 30 times or something.
Feel free to dispute this and argue but I swear its true.
When I was young I had this technique where I masturbated with both hands, grabbed just the tip and vibrated really quickly.
I literally needed bu... | [
"Summary: I love being a goddamn conformist.\n\nPost: Umm...going to work tomorrow? \n I am 27 years old, have tons of master's degrees and bachelors and shit, was unemployed for almost a year, sent thousands of applications and this monday I started a new job finally. \n The pay is bad, our holday days count as da... | 67 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,688 |
johnnyprimus | Generate the content for a reddit post Can't buy K100 atomizer replacements. The battery compartments are a good deal considering.
Edit - Some of the devices linked are a body style different than the K100 and K101. I think they are callled [slots]( and [threads]( | FastTech does not sell replacements drip shields, nor the included atomizers for K100s. It makes these battery compartments look more attractive since the extras become paper weights after about a week.
The dripping cartos included with the k100 are actually really great, so if they ever stock them it might be worth... | FastTech does not sell replacements drip shields, nor the included atomizers for K100s. It makes these battery compartments look more attractive since the extras become paper weights after about a week.
The dripping cartos included with the k100 are actually really great, so if they ever stock them it might be worth... | [
"Summary: the devices you are talking about are great and are useful for all types of vaping, including dripping. i use a vamo v3, it's awesome. my friend has an svd, it looks and operates great. i tried a Provari once and it was also amazing.\n\nPost: There are tons of great options. Don't worry to much about ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,689 |
blindsight | Generate the content for a reddit post Gold's volatility is based on a disproportionate speculative interest. If the US switched to a gold standard, there would be far less volatility in value.
edit: For those interested in macroeconomics, [John Hussman wrote a fantastic article explaining the monetary policy probl... | Just because the Feds is called a "Bank" doesn't make it so. It's a "Central Bank" which is something else entirely. The Feds isn't a bank in any way in which the term is typically used.
Also, your discussion of stability misses an absolutely critical element. The reason for the stability of the US dollar is based on... | Just because the Feds is called a "Bank" doesn't make it so. It's a "Central Bank" which is something else entirely. The Feds isn't a bank in any way in which the term is typically used.
Also, your discussion of stability misses an absolutely critical element. The reason for the stability of the US dollar is based on... | [
"Summary: Logarithms, exponents, log scales, exponential functions, and logarithmic functions are like mathemagical black magic that simplify so many crazy complicated things into easy to understand numbers.\n\nPost: It's just like the pH scale for measuring acidity. Very strong acids have negative pH. \n Acidity i... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,690 |
haterbehatin | Generate the content for a reddit post if you don't like the economics of pro sports and feel that athletes owe you something simply for doing their job then stop supporting their product.
Even more simply put they sold it, you bought it, they don't owe you a thing. | Your point is simply baseless. How do they owe their way of life to the fans. They provide an entertainment service to the fans, the fans pay them for this. You're buying entertainment and they're providing it to earn their income.
If you don't like the fact that they make millions of dollars and have the lives they ... | Your point is simply baseless. How do they owe their way of life to the fans. They provide an entertainment service to the fans, the fans pay them for this. You're buying entertainment and they're providing it to earn their income.
If you don't like the fact that they make millions of dollars and have the lives they ... | [
"Summary: Sticking players in Jr because you're scared of having to pay them is short sighted and stupid. It's not only bad for your teams competitiveness (even when you still suck) but it can also harm player development.\n\nPost: The difference is that the team actually showed improvement I know they went from la... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,691 |
TheReverend_Arnst | Generate the content for a reddit post Because I said so. | My guess would be that the start menu and other buttons are elements within an interface, or objects to be precise. Each of those objects can have many methods including OnClick() or dbl_click() (depending on language etc... I program with PHP not desktop stuff so yeah) and to make it easier for users the programmers s... | My guess would be that the start menu and other buttons are elements within an interface, or objects to be precise. Each of those objects can have many methods including OnClick() or dbl_click() (depending on language etc... I program with PHP not desktop stuff so yeah) and to make it easier for users the programmers s... | [
"Summary: It would almost certainly turn from solid to gas and be stripped away but solar energy.\n\nPost: Disclaimer: Non scientist, just like space n shit. \n Define ice? Water ice or some form of gas? Either way I think the process would be similar. \n The star facing side of the planet would heat up slightly, a... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,692 |
jdepps113 | Generate the content for a reddit post Girl sits in shit; shit disappears! | When I was a sophomore in college, I lived in a dorm. Dorms at my school were segregated by sex, so the entire dorm was men. There were no female bathrooms.
One evening, I go into the bathroom down the hall. As I arrive at my preferred stall, I notice that someone has shit on the seat. I mean, right on the front.... | When I was a sophomore in college, I lived in a dorm. Dorms at my school were segregated by sex, so the entire dorm was men. There were no female bathrooms.
One evening, I go into the bathroom down the hall. As I arrive at my preferred stall, I notice that someone has shit on the seat. I mean, right on the front.... | [
"Summary: Nobody's going to melt it down; it's more valuable as a coin.\n\nPost: They're valuable as is. You don't have to melt them. People hold silver to hold silver, and they're happy to have it in coin form. Then also, people like coins and for some they'll pay even more than the silver value. \n Precious me... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,693 |
Barl0we | Generate the content for a reddit post Instead of getting initiative on the subject of shutting down TS (and the re-arranging of staff), the Yogscast allowed Ridgedog to run rampant. Dirty tactics (entrapment is a bad thing, people. It's like evidence gathered with torture; You can't trust the legitimacy of actions do... | I tend to disagree with your post, thought I see your point.
My two cents on the topic:
Ridge was probably hired to do the dirty work. However, he has no more talent for management than anyone previously on the staff / moderator team before he was hired. In fact, he has LESS.
The thing the Yogscast SHOULD have do... | I tend to disagree with your post, thought I see your point.
My two cents on the topic:
Ridge was probably hired to do the dirty work. However, he has no more talent for management than anyone previously on the staff / moderator team before he was hired. In fact, he has LESS.
The thing the Yogscast SHOULD have do... | [
"Summary: Most (in my experience) bicyclists are dangerous assholes, and that's why people hate them.\n\nPost: I've just got my driver's license a few weeks back. \n I've hated on cyclists for ages, though. Even though up until now, I've mainly been one myself. \n The reason? 90% of all cyclists (in Copenhagen, Den... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,694 |
Vaethin | Generate the content for a reddit post With Shield Tanking and Cruise Missile Skills, where do I go to make the most money? | Why hello there :)
I'm currently training my Caldari mission runner (Level 3s in a Drake atm) up to a decent mission runner. Within the next ~20 days I plan to get Core Competency Standard, Active Shield Tanking Standard, Shield Reinforcement Standard (all intelligence based, I'm currently getting an average of ~2.5k... | Why hello there :)
I'm currently training my Caldari mission runner (Level 3s in a Drake atm) up to a decent mission runner. Within the next ~20 days I plan to get Core Competency Standard, Active Shield Tanking Standard, Shield Reinforcement Standard (all intelligence based, I'm currently getting an average of ~2.5k... | [
"Summary: I am possibly talking to a hallucination right now.\n\nPost: If I do not exist - Who or what is pondering it's own existence then? \n You can't prove the existence of someone else, but if there is no \"you\" then \"no one\" would be thinking, what \"you\" are thinking in that instant, thus the thoughts wo... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,695 |
UnlikelyPotato | Generate the content for a reddit post Closed all in one loop coolers are hurting your ability to overclock. | The motherboard supports FX-8350 processors, you should be able to reach those speeds at least. Socket temps are probably because you're using liquid cooling. Liquid cooling does wonders for pumping the processor heat out of the case but because there's no airflow around the CPU you end up with stagnant air around the ... | The motherboard supports FX-8350 processors, you should be able to reach those speeds at least. Socket temps are probably because you're using liquid cooling. Liquid cooling does wonders for pumping the processor heat out of the case but because there's no airflow around the CPU you end up with stagnant air around the ... | [
"Summary: You are a sad little man that has to insult people online to feel better.\n\nPost: Uh-oh. Internet angry tough guy. Truth is, I only half read your statement. I've had a long week, co-signed on my second house, had my daughter born. And there was some sun shining on my 73\" TV as I was reading your statem... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,696 |
Amuny | Generate the content for a reddit post Player 4 hero. Play fast-paced and objective focused; search tokens are meh. Get familiars. | Hi everyone,
So, if you have no idea who I am, let's make a short intro;
I have a D&D background, and initially got Descent as a "quick&easy" D&D. Takes much less setup, can swap players more easily, and requires much less sacrifices. (Assuming most D&D campaign can last over a year while playing 1 night per week...)... | Hi everyone,
So, if you have no idea who I am, let's make a short intro;
I have a D&D background, and initially got Descent as a "quick&easy" D&D. Takes much less setup, can swap players more easily, and requires much less sacrifices. (Assuming most D&D campaign can last over a year while playing 1 night per week...)... | [
"Summary: If you have more than 150AD Pre-Last Whisper, Last Whisper is the best \"Gold efficient\" item in damage you can get against a 200 Armor target.\n\nPost: Your maths are wrong though. \n If you have the offensive mastery, which you should, you'd go from 6% to 40%. So Last Whisper, or void staff, both give ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,697 |
indyphil | Generate the content for a reddit post a perfectly useful explosive or solid rocket fuel can be made with cheap ingredients found at every home depot. | Potassium nitrate makes a fantastic explosive. I dont know how it compares with ammonium nitrate (I assume its not as good since ANFO is used as a commercial explosive so it must have better bang for the buck).
Potassium nitrate is the key ingredient for gunpowder. Mix with some carbon (charcoal) and a little sulfu... | Potassium nitrate makes a fantastic explosive. I dont know how it compares with ammonium nitrate (I assume its not as good since ANFO is used as a commercial explosive so it must have better bang for the buck).
Potassium nitrate is the key ingredient for gunpowder. Mix with some carbon (charcoal) and a little sulfu... | [
"Summary: on some cars this is just as fact of life and needs to be cleaned regularly. On other cars this means something else is wrong and the battery is venting due to heat build up.\n\nPost: I see a lot of debate on here about this so I feel the need to weigh in. I have experience with golf cart deep cycle lea... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,698 |
data_wrangler | Generate the content for a reddit post GET IN THE FUCKING CAB. | I've cockblocked myself pretty hard over the years, but I think this is the worst:
Was at a bar with a bunch of friends for a going away party. Ended up chatting with the going-away-girl's super cute roommate and we had a ton of stuff in common. Going-away-girl is also super cute, comes over and sits with me and room... | I've cockblocked myself pretty hard over the years, but I think this is the worst:
Was at a bar with a bunch of friends for a going away party. Ended up chatting with the going-away-girl's super cute roommate and we had a ton of stuff in common. Going-away-girl is also super cute, comes over and sits with me and room... | [
"Summary: you're quietly having a poo when suddenly I go FFTHHBBPPTT plop THTHBBBB goosh FTHTBHTHFFB plo-plo-plop BTTTTH ... AAAAH-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH and then I book it.\n\nPost: I had completely forgotten about this incident until I read your story... \n During a physics final sophomore year I suddenly had... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 10,699 |
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