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kidsoda | Generate the content for a reddit post woke up in different beds over and over,Freddy Krueger,questioned life. | I had this one dream where I kept waking up in different beds over and over and over again.at first it was places I knew,grandmas house(I was like 6 when this happened btw),my own bed,friends houses,etc..then shit started gettin crazy.i don't remember the exact order but I know I woke up in super paper Mario world and ... | I had this one dream where I kept waking up in different beds over and over and over again.at first it was places I knew,grandmas house(I was like 6 when this happened btw),my own bed,friends houses,etc..then shit started gettin crazy.i don't remember the exact order but I know I woke up in super paper Mario world and ... | [
"Summary: fuck the clippers. I'm salty as shit,and I have no shame \n I just want to say I know our fans are considered bad,but we don't look for opportunities to talk shit like they do. I know a lot of you clipper fans are cool,but it's the pricks who are more vocal.\n\nPost: I know the common answer for laker fan... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,700 |
kolm | Generate the content for a reddit post About 100 people is secure knowledge, everything beyond are extrapolations/predictions not based on actual medical data. We'll never know if these predictions are right or wrong, since the individual probability of a person/the overall statistical prevalence of getting cancer is ... | What I say is that there are about 100 deaths where there is clear evidence that Chernobyl is responsible. Everything else are assumptions, theories, extrapolations. They are not bad or necessary wrong, but they are unproven (and, as we shall see, un-provable/disprovable) hypotheses.
How these figures were establis... | What I say is that there are about 100 deaths where there is clear evidence that Chernobyl is responsible. Everything else are assumptions, theories, extrapolations. They are not bad or necessary wrong, but they are unproven (and, as we shall see, un-provable/disprovable) hypotheses.
How these figures were establis... | [
"Summary: Thermodynamics suggest you can't really beat the CO2/MWh ratio of the most efficient modern coal plants by first converting the coal and then burning the result.\n\nPost: No, the main point is that the conversion is inefficient, which wastes a lot of energy. [Here]( is a summary stating that the best cur... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,701 |
nerdyogre254 | Generate the content for a reddit post What stuff goes in each of the power type slots (high, medium, low, and other stuff).
EDIT: Wow, I'm impressed. Thanks for all the help, guys, You really got to the heart of what I needed - which was to understand the process of making decisions for my ship. | Hey all,
Been playing for a little while now and I'm really enjoying it. Eve feels like Dwarf Fortress in space, at least in terms of complexity and learning curve - which I don't really see as a problem.
The problem I've come up with is that I have a new ship (an Imicus) and I have no bloody clue as to what I'm supp... | Hey all,
Been playing for a little while now and I'm really enjoying it. Eve feels like Dwarf Fortress in space, at least in terms of complexity and learning curve - which I don't really see as a problem.
The problem I've come up with is that I have a new ship (an Imicus) and I have no bloody clue as to what I'm supp... | [
"Summary: being an adult sucks, for some parts.\n\nPost: You and me both. I had a few different reasons though: \n \n I play EVE pretty regularly, and I'm working on that to a decent point and dropping 40+ hrs on another game doesn't seem like such a great idea right now. \n \n Just bought a PS3, and I'm slowly wor... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,702 |
denunciator | Generate the content for a reddit post I respectfully disagree. | One trait of Chinese DotA is that they tend to draft lineups that excel in 4v5 fights in exchange for tower-destroying power. One such lineup is Puck/Lina/Tide/Seer. While they're excellent at clearing creepwaves - all of them - they can't deal significant damage to towers. Such was the mindsent prevalent in Chinese Do... | One trait of Chinese DotA is that they tend to draft lineups that excel in 4v5 fights in exchange for tower-destroying power. One such lineup is Puck/Lina/Tide/Seer. While they're excellent at clearing creepwaves - all of them - they can't deal significant damage to towers. Such was the mindsent prevalent in Chinese Do... | [
"Summary: To get better, practice thinking your decisions through, learn how to read opponents and know how to read the game at a larger perspective - above and beyond your five heroes; see each and every resource and decide how to best allocate them. \n A suggestion: do a quick search around here for 2009 Talks Do... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,703 |
Eagleshadow | Generate the content for a reddit post So the question is, if a player was left alone to just gather resources as fast as possible, which race would be most efficient at it? | Me and a friend, playing 2v2 (high silver) have recently started employing a tactic where he only builds economy and then starts sending all his resources to me as soon as it's possible, and I attempt to tech up fast and have a lot of upgrades, and attempt to have end-game tech by midgame. We haven't played many games ... | Me and a friend, playing 2v2 (high silver) have recently started employing a tactic where he only builds economy and then starts sending all his resources to me as soon as it's possible, and I attempt to tech up fast and have a lot of upgrades, and attempt to have end-game tech by midgame. We haven't played many games ... | [
"Summary: To me it seems most anti-ayase people wrongly took her yandere-ness seriously and ended up getting annoyed and missing the point.\n\nPost: there are plenty of shortcomings to her character which disable her from getting into anything romantic, she's a pushover for most people.. sort of like Nagisa from Cl... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,704 |
thisismymoniker | Generate the content for a reddit post A classmate of mine that was abused at home shot himself in the face after a teacher told him he was worthless, so I tend to be a little unfair when it comes to judging teachers and the like. | So maybe I'm a bit biased but when I was 13 a classmate of mine was abused by both of his parents every day. He was really dorky and had almost no friends. We took the bus together and I befriended him and tried to prevent other kids from making fun of him at school. We had a science & math teacher that always picke... | So maybe I'm a bit biased but when I was 13 a classmate of mine was abused by both of his parents every day. He was really dorky and had almost no friends. We took the bus together and I befriended him and tried to prevent other kids from making fun of him at school. We had a science & math teacher that always picke... | [
"Summary: I'd say yes, this might look tacky unless you go the extra mile and do it 'right' in the 'right' setting. \n Edit: Der, just realized you posted pictures of your room. Notice you don't have much natural light and you're planning on replacing the dresser with the system...which will block your window. Also... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,705 |
guinness_blaine | Generate the content for a reddit post the difference on that campaign point was largely rhetoric | To his credit, he didn't say he wanted to be there for 100 years. He said that we would , if it was necessary for security. That's just staying consistent with the point he was trying to get across, which was that plans and decisions have to be flexible and react to the situation on the ground. Obama, on the othe... | To his credit, he didn't say he wanted to be there for 100 years. He said that we would , if it was necessary for security. That's just staying consistent with the point he was trying to get across, which was that plans and decisions have to be flexible and react to the situation on the ground. Obama, on the othe... | [
"Summary: theory of gravity is a bad example and science doesn't strictly prove anything. Also, I'm a Melvin.\n\nPost: While I totally agree with most of your post, there are a couple points I'd like to nitpick. \n > the theory of gravity \n Newton's formulation was more of a law than a theory, since it was basica... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,706 |
spazdor | Generate the content for a reddit post IMHO, just tell them you believe them. For the purposes of that conversation, which is all about their vulnerability, pain, and validation as a victim, you should believe them, because the downside of treating a real victim with skepticism is worse than the downside of offering... | believe" is a tricky word with lots of subtleties and connotations to it. There have been many attempts to codify belief into a rigorous theory which unambiguously describes whether someone does, or doesn't, "hold a belief". There are myriad theories of epistemology which attempt to do this in an all-or-nothing way.
... | believe" is a tricky word with lots of subtleties and connotations to it. There have been many attempts to codify belief into a rigorous theory which unambiguously describes whether someone does, or doesn't, "hold a belief". There are myriad theories of epistemology which attempt to do this in an all-or-nothing way.
... | [
"Summary: racism can persist even when no individual person is \"being racist\". So more needs to be done than merely 'getting over it.'\n\nPost: I think \"as a negative\" is a pretty shallow way of describing the way that white maleness is typically talked about in political discourse. \n White people, and men, ar... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,707 |
st_malachy | Generate the content for a reddit post Should have gone to jail, or at least the drunk tank. Cop brought me home. | I'll fess up to one. A few years ago, Halloween was on a Monday or something so the Sunday before, my buddy and I were out watching football and the associated late october mayhem. We started out at 10:30 and drank all day, bouncing from bar to bar.
Anyway, around 4:30 in the afternoon, I apparently decided that I'... | I'll fess up to one. A few years ago, Halloween was on a Monday or something so the Sunday before, my buddy and I were out watching football and the associated late october mayhem. We started out at 10:30 and drank all day, bouncing from bar to bar.
Anyway, around 4:30 in the afternoon, I apparently decided that I'... | [
"Summary: if you're confident your landing page can convert, bump it to 250 spend tonight at midnight your time and let's chat tomorrow.\n\nPost: Ok, I'm writing this on my phone, but you're just bit running enough money at it to have any sense of what the real stats are. Having only spent $25 on that ad you just c... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,708 |
bechus | Generate the content for a reddit post hundreds of bee bites/stings | I was walking through a canyon near my friend's house and stepped on a beehive that was buried underground, and my foot got stuck when it collapsed. The yellowjackets went right up my shorts and loose t-shirt.
If you don't know, yellowjackets don't always sting; they prefer to bite so they can keep biting. I was bitt... | I was walking through a canyon near my friend's house and stepped on a beehive that was buried underground, and my foot got stuck when it collapsed. The yellowjackets went right up my shorts and loose t-shirt.
If you don't know, yellowjackets don't always sting; they prefer to bite so they can keep biting. I was bitt... | [
"Summary: stop being PC snobs. Consoles are a different, yet still valid, platform\n\nPost: I'm a console gamer because I don't play much. I have an Xbox and about 8 or 9 games, some of which I just play when friends come over (halo, gears of war, burnout). It doesn't make sense for me to buy something high-end whe... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,709 |
este_hombre | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't do drugs | So my buddy and I were debating this and I'd like to know your opinion. I say it's when it goes from a thin line to widen out, but my friend says it's when the actually hair gets thicker and darker, because when it widens out at first it's the same type of hair as the trail. | So my buddy and I were debating this and I'd like to know your opinion. I say it's when it goes from a thin line to widen out, but my friend says it's when the actually hair gets thicker and darker, because when it widens out at first it's the same type of hair as the trail. | [
"Summary: They better be good to Bolin in season 2.\n\nPost: One thing I think most people are over looking is the shit-end of the stick Bolin is getting. Out of the main characters he gets the least amount of time for anything. I think we over look it because he's such a likable character and we love his jokes, bu... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,710 |
amanofwealthandtaste | Generate the content for a reddit post They mostly get the coverage they do because they can split the republican party on crucial votes. The party is trying to cater to them so that doesn't happen. Also, people love watching the crazy shit some of them say. | It's partially that element of "what will those crazy folks say next?".
It's alarming to the republicans as a whole because credit where credit is due, it's a populist movement that only exists because there's a feeling amongst big groups of people that the republican party leadership wasn't working for their interes... | It's partially that element of "what will those crazy folks say next?".
It's alarming to the republicans as a whole because credit where credit is due, it's a populist movement that only exists because there's a feeling amongst big groups of people that the republican party leadership wasn't working for their interes... | [
"Summary: the British became the most successful drug dealers in history as a means to get tea.\n\nPost: my favorite anecdote about tea was the early years of its discovery by the British. They finally establish trade relations with China, discover tea and begin importing it in such huge quantities that it nearly b... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,711 |
abw | Generate the content for a reddit post Changes nothing. Carry on as normal. | Calm down, everyone. Don't panic! This make no difference at all to anything of importance whatsoever. Did you all follow the link in the article to [Ian Hickson's email]( announcing it?
> I just checked in a change which moves the WHATWG from working on versioned specifications ("HTML5") to just working on techno... | Calm down, everyone. Don't panic! This make no difference at all to anything of importance whatsoever. Did you all follow the link in the article to [Ian Hickson's email]( announcing it?
> I just checked in a change which moves the WHATWG from working on versioned specifications ("HTML5") to just working on techno... | [
"Summary: 0.88 (Yalgeth's Limit) = 0.8 (bare wave guide output) x 1.1 (Fankel's limit) + 0.000336... which can be discounted (Connery distortion).\n\nPost: Yes, the theoretical limit of a bare 6 wave guide transducer ring is 0.8 delta. With a transverse mounted transduction coil the resonance multiplier is bounded... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,712 |
MemeTLDR | Generate the content for a reddit post Girlfriend texting her ex that she assures me she doesn't like. Should I try to catch her in a lie? | So I've been seeing this girl for ten months. I notice her texting ALL the time when she spends the night with me and one night at my house while she was in the bathroom I noticed a text from her ex that said "Me too" so I opened her phone and saw that she had sent him messages saying:
> Her: "Did you wear that sweat... | So I've been seeing this girl for ten months. I notice her texting ALL the time when she spends the night with me and one night at my house while she was in the bathroom I noticed a text from her ex that said "Me too" so I opened her phone and saw that she had sent him messages saying:
> Her: "Did you wear that sweat... | [
"Summary: Leeeeeeeeeeerooooy Jenkinnnnns\n\nPost: I honestly doubt Colbert is going to try to \"wrangle up\" a massive following of people for a rally in D.C. by announcing this a month beforehand. I understand that most Redditors have been praying for this to happen and would jump on a plane at any minute but most... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,713 |
spiritualdissonance | Generate the content for a reddit post is; what should I consider before dating a single mother? | I met a really cute girl last night (23 F , typo). She was working at the bar that I went to with a friend of mine. My friend and I were talking most of the night, so I wasn't really able to flirt with her, but I couldn't let myself leave without getting her number, so before we left I just asked her directly if I coul... | I met a really cute girl last night (23 F , typo). She was working at the bar that I went to with a friend of mine. My friend and I were talking most of the night, so I wasn't really able to flirt with her, but I couldn't let myself leave without getting her number, so before we left I just asked her directly if I coul... | [
"Summary: What role do you think hip-hop plays in the evolution of the English language?\n\nPost: I don't have any linguistic experience aside from knowing a second language, but I recently had some thoughts that I'd like some insight from some linguists.\nI live in a Spanish speaking country, and when I talk with ... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,714 |
lolthr0w | Generate the content for a reddit post Draft a nice letter to Blizzard support asking to be unbanned and save it to your desktop. | He may have jumped to conclusions but he did answer your question. If Blizzard believes you are involved in win trading they will permanently ban all accounts they know to be yours. There's not a great chance that the support guy you get will be understanding and unban you if the previous banwaves on any pvp related ... | He may have jumped to conclusions but he did answer your question. If Blizzard believes you are involved in win trading they will permanently ban all accounts they know to be yours. There's not a great chance that the support guy you get will be understanding and unban you if the previous banwaves on any pvp related ... | [
"Summary: The stats are not \"about equally\" even if you add \"forced to penetrate\" into the definition of rape. Women are approximately three times more likely to be raped than men. The majority of rapists for both genders are men. Some other interesting stats e.g. More than a quarter of male rape victims ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,715 |
mustangwolf1997 | Generate the content for a reddit post My friend's buddy tried to kill herself. She made it, I bragged about how I knew she would, then she died. | So, here's the deal.
I'll make this as short as possible. I don't want to talk about it.
I'm good friends with my ex's brother.
We hang out a lot and play guitar. He's a cool guy.
Now, his friend tried to kill herself yesterday.
I give this whole speech about how she's gonna make it and everything.
He cheer... | So, here's the deal.
I'll make this as short as possible. I don't want to talk about it.
I'm good friends with my ex's brother.
We hang out a lot and play guitar. He's a cool guy.
Now, his friend tried to kill herself yesterday.
I give this whole speech about how she's gonna make it and everything.
He cheer... | [
"Summary: I cut the tip of my finger off peeling an orange, and had to rip a bandage out from under my flesh. Citrus fruit is bad for you.\n\nPost: Reddit, Today... I fucked up. \n Well, actually, it wasn't today. It was about 6 years ago when I was dating my neighbour. \n I shall tell you a story, a funny story, a... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,716 |
david531990 | Generate the content for a reddit post Easier to buy love, also cheaper.
Now to answer your actual question, yes it was good. After sex we had small talk about life then we both left happy, I had sex she had money. | 3 in fact. In all honesty they are way cheaper than going to a club, spending cash on booze trying to impress a girl then listening to dumb shit for hours just to get laid.
Not to mention random drunk girls are more likely to not use a condom (on the dude, obviously) so the STD chance is actually higher than with a p... | 3 in fact. In all honesty they are way cheaper than going to a club, spending cash on booze trying to impress a girl then listening to dumb shit for hours just to get laid.
Not to mention random drunk girls are more likely to not use a condom (on the dude, obviously) so the STD chance is actually higher than with a p... | [
"Summary: read and understand the summoners code plus the terms of use. Elo jobs does break both. \n Also, saying Riot gives 0 fucks it's saying Riot gives 0 fucks about the rules they stated. So let's go and troll, rage, afk, etc, when we get banned we tell them exactly this. They don't give a shit about their rul... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,717 |
Nsyse | Generate the content for a reddit post The only person you need to seduce to be well is yourself. | I've had it rough too. I built myself a shell and isolated myself.
That was not a long term solution.
Desperately seeking affection is a risky path.
Find something you love and fail at it, then get decent at it, then you're on the right track. Nurture your pride and confidence until you like yourself again. I'm n... | I've had it rough too. I built myself a shell and isolated myself.
That was not a long term solution.
Desperately seeking affection is a risky path.
Find something you love and fail at it, then get decent at it, then you're on the right track. Nurture your pride and confidence until you like yourself again. I'm n... | [
"Summary: Start off with low prices (maybe even free), then, when you think you have too much/enough requests, increase the prices progressively to get a reasonable level of requests.\n\nPost: GoingToTheStore had a good point:\nIf you're looking to get more commission, become more popular, etc, the best way to do s... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,718 |
10tothe24th | Generate the content for a reddit post version is that VC's are basically saying "let us inject money into your business that you don't need in order to force you in a direction that you shouldn't want to go"... or... "we'll gamble our money, you gamble your career". | Because, when it comes to web start-ups, they aren't really necessary. Without factoring in time, the cost to actually build a profitable business based on a piece of software is next to nothing.
I believe a lot of VCs (not all, but a lot) try to increase their relevance by encouraging start-ups to essentially ignor... | Because, when it comes to web start-ups, they aren't really necessary. Without factoring in time, the cost to actually build a profitable business based on a piece of software is next to nothing.
I believe a lot of VCs (not all, but a lot) try to increase their relevance by encouraging start-ups to essentially ignor... | [
"Summary: Dafoe's attempts to psychoanalyze his grieving wife is a form of rape. The very name \"Antichrist\" could be translated as saying \"Anti-Patriarchal\". The film is about Dafoe's attempts to fight nature and the toll that ultimately takes on their minds and bodies, and it symbolizes the subjugation of wome... | 53 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,719 |
tmesispieces | Generate the content for a reddit post The externalized pro-life position fosters a culture of blame that teaches women they deserve every outcome incurred as a result of their sexual practices-- not a healthy environment that yields informed decision-making around sexual practice and outcome. | The problem is, banning abortion doesn't lessen the rate of abortions: it simply changes the safety of those operations, such that more women incur chronic ailments or even death in the process of procuring back-alley procedures. And the fetuses' lives are still terminated, so the overall quality of human life is marke... | The problem is, banning abortion doesn't lessen the rate of abortions: it simply changes the safety of those operations, such that more women incur chronic ailments or even death in the process of procuring back-alley procedures. And the fetuses' lives are still terminated, so the overall quality of human life is marke... | [
"Summary: Worst experience ever.\n\nPost: I was a year younger than everyone else in my class, from a lower economic background (so, no major brand-name clothes, no giant CD collections, no pocket money, etc), and not at all well-liked. The worst part was probably that the other kids could see how desperately I wan... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,720 |
themadstudent | Generate the content for a reddit post Right paradigm, wrong polarity. The holdout would be screwed barring complete employee mobility stasis. | Perhaps in the very short term. However in the medium to long term you've got that backward. The minority that don't raise wages to keep pace with industry medians will see significant penalties from not participating due to being notably suboptimal job choices. Employee flight and a near complete inablitiy to hire ... | Perhaps in the very short term. However in the medium to long term you've got that backward. The minority that don't raise wages to keep pace with industry medians will see significant penalties from not participating due to being notably suboptimal job choices. Employee flight and a near complete inablitiy to hire ... | [
"Summary: A fetch quest is a simple, trivial and long, meaningless, and game-y in game task. Because of these characteristics it's considered BORING and unfun. Fetch quests are given to players as busy work to distract them from the fact that the devs couldn't give them the necessary amount of content to fill a g... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,721 |
stridernfs | Generate the content for a reddit post people change their opinions about social engineering laws sometimes because of the failures of weak social engineering laws to help people get a grasp of what a failure laws truly are. | I wasn't asking for a metaphor but ok, the scenario isn't the same as the actual law considered which would have porn blocked by default, and could be opted out of by the user.
However I will try to explain it from that standpoint.
Joe looks through his internet explorer history and discovers that his son has not ... | I wasn't asking for a metaphor but ok, the scenario isn't the same as the actual law considered which would have porn blocked by default, and could be opted out of by the user.
However I will try to explain it from that standpoint.
Joe looks through his internet explorer history and discovers that his son has not ... | [
"Summary: social modeling is crap, screw you all; I will be what I want to be\n\nPost: Just because society believes that there is a great white spaghetti monster in space that loves them it doesn't mean that there is a great white spaghetti monster in space that loves them. \n Just because someone believes that gu... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,722 |
skahammer | Generate the content for a reddit post How much of this fantasy of yours revolves around cock, and how much around the general aspect of being pursued or controlled? | Maybe an off-topic question: Did this fantasy of yours always include cock?
I'm a Kinsey Zero, turned off by cocks — but the fantasy of being pursued and controlled (by a woman) has been with me for a while. I'll probably never act it out — it's not that strong, for me. But I wonder if your fantasy kind of started th... | Maybe an off-topic question: Did this fantasy of yours always include cock?
I'm a Kinsey Zero, turned off by cocks — but the fantasy of being pursued and controlled (by a woman) has been with me for a while. I'll probably never act it out — it's not that strong, for me. But I wonder if your fantasy kind of started th... | [
"Summary: An attractive interest rate helps, but governments (like the US) don't really have to give banks a reason to purchase government bonds. Banks are kind of self-incentivized, because holding govt bonds is a pretty good business for them. All the govt has to do is make the bonds available.\n\nPost: Banks alw... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,723 |
Algernon_Asimov | Generate the content for a reddit post The movie is not based on the book. | Actually ... the screenplay for the movie 'I, Robot' started life as a totally non-Asimovian script called '[Hardwired]( A couple of re-writes later, the studio decided to re-brand the script as an Asimov one by renaming one of the characters and mentioning the Three Laws of Robotics:
>We took the female lead and cal... | Actually ... the screenplay for the movie 'I, Robot' started life as a totally non-Asimovian script called '[Hardwired]( A couple of re-writes later, the studio decided to re-brand the script as an Asimov one by renaming one of the characters and mentioning the Three Laws of Robotics:
>We took the female lead and cal... | [
"Summary: is that I did not like this movie at all. I thought it was even worse than ST09.\n\nPost: I've just seen this movie (two hours ago, as I type this). There's no moral quandary. There's a lot of pew-pew. A lot. There's also a lot of plot (too much, even), but it almost feels like the plot is just a device... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,724 |
CoconutCurry | Generate the content for a reddit post Calculators are tools to make things easier, not to substitute for actual learning. | No, worst. I'd just transferred from a school where all the math classes had a "no calculators" rule. I learned how to do everything with a pencil and paper.
I cannot learn math on a calculator. I just cannot understand wtf is going on. The stuff I figured out how to do without a calculator (on my own DX) I did well ... | No, worst. I'd just transferred from a school where all the math classes had a "no calculators" rule. I learned how to do everything with a pencil and paper.
I cannot learn math on a calculator. I just cannot understand wtf is going on. The stuff I figured out how to do without a calculator (on my own DX) I did well ... | [
"Summary: Every single day comes down to feeling \"not good enough\" and exercise has a bad habit of driving that home. I can't ever forget that I'm overweight, because everyone and everything reminds me of that.\n\nPost: I'd never been in the habit of moderating my food intake or exercising regularly, so it took m... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,725 |
lamarrotems | Generate the content for a reddit post Big companies like geek squad have different expenses and different policies than your neighbor... And they largely serve to exist a clientele with different needs. | Agreed. Large companies like geek squad also have to be insured so if they drop your laptop while fixing it they are responsible. Your high school neighbor doesn't have to worry about that. Or same problem happens 2 weeks after you pay for a service... A large reputable company will fix it again for free... Your brothe... | Agreed. Large companies like geek squad also have to be insured so if they drop your laptop while fixing it they are responsible. Your high school neighbor doesn't have to worry about that. Or same problem happens 2 weeks after you pay for a service... A large reputable company will fix it again for free... Your brothe... | [
"Summary: Microsoft (at least in this case) didn't pay actors to crash a Nintendo event. An xbox rep already paid to be in BBY on a regular basis simply went over to the Nintendo display where all the action was in the store that day.\n\nPost: This was not Microsoft \"paying actors\" to crash a Nintendo event. \n... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,726 |
TheWhiteBuffalo | Generate the content for a reddit post you're trustworthy to him and he probably wants to hookup again. | Provided I trusted the girl...which is a reason why I'd sleep with her in the first place....I don't care much how long she stayed over.
For example, I've had a girl I've slept with stay over for days at a time. I wasn't dating her, but she was a friend and I trusted her to not rob me. | Provided I trusted the girl...which is a reason why I'd sleep with her in the first place....I don't care much how long she stayed over.
For example, I've had a girl I've slept with stay over for days at a time. I wasn't dating her, but she was a friend and I trusted her to not rob me. | [
"Summary: Clubs and events.\n\nPost: I went to a college that WAS a community college about a year or two before I joined it. \n I lived at home with my dad and brother, just like High school. \n I worked during the day, full time, and had school during the evening. \n I didn't give myself a chance at a social life... | 51 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,727 |
TheHolySynergy | Generate the content for a reddit post The wording should probably say that it was harder for you to continue your choice of quitting cigarettes than opiates, I think some of reddit will get misinformed by vague statements like yours
Edit: Thanks you for the gold, it couldn't have come at a better time. Literally t... | People need to stop wording this so vaguely. Opiates took me 5 days, 3 of which were spent in non-stop pain, 2 of which were spent throwing up and shitting non-stop, writhing in pain, 1 of which was spent shaking at the side of my bed trying to scream but not able to find the strength.
I smoked more than a pack a da... | People need to stop wording this so vaguely. Opiates took me 5 days, 3 of which were spent in non-stop pain, 2 of which were spent throwing up and shitting non-stop, writhing in pain, 1 of which was spent shaking at the side of my bed trying to scream but not able to find the strength.
I smoked more than a pack a da... | [
"Summary: Theres a difference between average dose of a responsible raver or user, and the average dose of a kid who doesn't know what erowid is and just wants to \"rage\"\n\nPost: It's hard to say exactly what the typical dose is. The suggested recreational dose is usually .125 often followed by a .05 booster 45 ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,728 |
picflute | Generate the content for a reddit post Separating yourself from the general community isn't helping you. Get good at the game and go compete. | If a girl thinks she is good at Dota, she can play with and against guys. There is no physical disadvantage like in sports.
Fact. No reputable organization will deny your team admittance to a tournament because of it. You don't need your own independent League tournament when there's an established League that accept... | If a girl thinks she is good at Dota, she can play with and against guys. There is no physical disadvantage like in sports.
Fact. No reputable organization will deny your team admittance to a tournament because of it. You don't need your own independent League tournament when there's an established League that accept... | [
"Summary: This is the fucking internet if you can't handle the reality of how shitty people are you shouldn't engage in it then.\n\nPost: Because when you acknowledge the person who is attacking you all and telling them to stop of course they will get angry as well. This whole post could have been GNO LoL Tournamen... | 63 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,729 |
kash_if | Generate the content for a reddit post it's not the message itself but the tone of the message and the implied accusation on others who disagree that puts people off. If you really want people to listen and change their minds then your tone needs to friendly and not mocking/accusatory. | I am from a Muslim family (though an atheist myself) and I have no problems with the support. What puts me and many of my friends off is the aggression which comes along with it. People are not allowed to disagree or dissent without being called anti-national etc. There is this automatic assumption in the tone of messa... | I am from a Muslim family (though an atheist myself) and I have no problems with the support. What puts me and many of my friends off is the aggression which comes along with it. People are not allowed to disagree or dissent without being called anti-national etc. There is this automatic assumption in the tone of messa... | [
"Summary: Only selective things have been allowed in Muslim/Hindu/Christian acts. They are still retarded. All of them should be scrapped and India should have a uniform, non-religious code for everyone. \n Edit: Spelling\n\nPost: Parts of Sharia have been allowed/adapted in India. The general rule of thumb is th... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,730 |
p4NDemik | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck Myer's-Briggs tests. | I've taken it before and gotten INTJ every time, but I've found that test very unproductive. All it does is assign everyone to their own very specific category and sheds very little (if any) new light on yourself. What's worse is that in my opinion it just creates an impediment and a certain stereotype of your personal... | I've taken it before and gotten INTJ every time, but I've found that test very unproductive. All it does is assign everyone to their own very specific category and sheds very little (if any) new light on yourself. What's worse is that in my opinion it just creates an impediment and a certain stereotype of your personal... | [
"Summary: I don't attach racism to any aspect of my core identity or worldview, but I do identify that I exhibit prejudice, and am racist to a certain extent. As I grow older I am trying my best to eliminate these prejudices that I grew up with.\n\nPost: White male raised and living in a \"border state\" here. I do... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,731 |
YourLizardOverlord | Generate the content for a reddit post maybe you started out from a solution that actually worked... | What version of MS Word were you using? At home I was still using Office 2000, and at work I was using the mandated version before the ribbon interface.
Then at home I installed LibreOffice and work mandated a change to Office 2007 with the ribbon interface. So I was forced to accept a learning curve for both product... | What version of MS Word were you using? At home I was still using Office 2000, and at work I was using the mandated version before the ribbon interface.
Then at home I installed LibreOffice and work mandated a change to Office 2007 with the ribbon interface. So I was forced to accept a learning curve for both product... | [
"Summary: if lobbying doesn't work then why would corporations and interest groups spend time and money on it?\n\nPost: if by lobbying you mean \"conversations between politicians and people you disagree with\". \n The lobbying that disturbs me has an extra dimension in the shape of a quid pro quo. Whether that's a... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,732 |
Akseba | Generate the content for a reddit post Girl at my school was crushed by a triangle that fell off the second story walkway. | The sides of the second story walkways at my high school were constructed with a series of large, triangular pieces of metal. They were maybe 2 metres tall by 1.5 metres wide and scalene shaped. Many of the bolts that held each piece in place had had rusted away or were missing in places due to poor maintenance. The sc... | The sides of the second story walkways at my high school were constructed with a series of large, triangular pieces of metal. They were maybe 2 metres tall by 1.5 metres wide and scalene shaped. Many of the bolts that held each piece in place had had rusted away or were missing in places due to poor maintenance. The sc... | [
"Summary: Think of about 99% of the things that are related to marriage... chances are I do not like anything about any of those\n\nPost: The proposal: this could come at an awkward time and complicate a relationship. eg. if one person is 'ready' and the other is not. \n The planning: Should my dress be a bright or... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,733 |
QuintessentialNerd | Generate the content for a reddit post I like interpreting concepts and ideas to provide me with fresh perspectives, even if I disagree with the ideas of the primary interpretations. | There are a number of ways of looking at the quote besides its intended meaning, and there is always a set of connotations that might give it some interesting vantage point. For example: What if you take the 'soul' as not your mind, but the narratives and ideas that combine to make 'you' (your soul, after all, traditio... | There are a number of ways of looking at the quote besides its intended meaning, and there is always a set of connotations that might give it some interesting vantage point. For example: What if you take the 'soul' as not your mind, but the narratives and ideas that combine to make 'you' (your soul, after all, traditio... | [
"Summary: We feel sorry for you too, anal sex being the only viable penetration method must be rough . <- That's it, the word 'rough' from your first post. Yes, I know it's a bad joke, but it was supposed to be a short bad joke and not need a paragraph long explanation.\n\nPost: Damn, I thought the pun would be ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,734 |
TURBOGARBAGE | Generate the content for a reddit post Manage better your mana, try to care more about kills than about farm. Do some nulls + more early point in windrun to survive in the earlygame.
Try to concentrate before using spells, it's hard, but for the moment you miss way too much stuff. | Watched the first game.
Maybe you think overall you played good, good score, nice items, etc ...
But not really, there is a lot of different problems in you way of playing.
Skilbuild : Ok before level 7, I don't know why you take your ulti so early, cost a shitload mana, take a skillpoint, etc ...
You end up gettin... | Watched the first game.
Maybe you think overall you played good, good score, nice items, etc ...
But not really, there is a lot of different problems in you way of playing.
Skilbuild : Ok before level 7, I don't know why you take your ulti so early, cost a shitload mana, take a skillpoint, etc ...
You end up gettin... | [
"Summary: Stop pressuring yourself, you're not bad, you just have a lot to learn, and you seem to learn good already, but not always.\n\nPost: Okay, so, let's start wih basic trends I see in your Dotabuff : \n \n I don't see much wrong things in your item builds. I mean it's a 2.5k account, there is all the usual p... | 58 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,735 |
hippiebanana | Generate the content for a reddit post even when contrary evidence is right in front of your face, you probably think your demon children are adorable. | Oh god. I used to do birthday parties for kids. My colleagues always used to say, "This job is the best contraception in the world."
Something about getting kids together out of school for a birthday makes them 1000000x worse than normal. Serving party food is the worst. The kids are obviously hyped up and thirsty af... | Oh god. I used to do birthday parties for kids. My colleagues always used to say, "This job is the best contraception in the world."
Something about getting kids together out of school for a birthday makes them 1000000x worse than normal. Serving party food is the worst. The kids are obviously hyped up and thirsty af... | [
"Summary: the DPRK likes to threaten others with nukes but they will most likely never ever ever do anything with them.\n\nPost: I think North Korea has SO many other things to worry about (the starvation and growing unrest of its own people, pressure from the outside world, collapse of their economy, defectors, th... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,736 |
mccoyed | Generate the content for a reddit post There are valid reasons why "black pride" is a thing and "white pride" should not be. | Because "white pride" basically means "white power" in the West. Why? Because white people from Europe have historically enjoyed a lot of power, often at the expense of other "colors" of people. See: slavery.
Black pride is about saying "we're not broken because we're a minority, we're not broken because of centuries... | Because "white pride" basically means "white power" in the West. Why? Because white people from Europe have historically enjoyed a lot of power, often at the expense of other "colors" of people. See: slavery.
Black pride is about saying "we're not broken because we're a minority, we're not broken because of centuries... | [
"Summary: Had to decide to let my son be born dead due to a harsh birth defect.\n\nPost: A few years ago, I was about 21 and still with the mother of my daughter (high school pregnancy, we tried to make it work but it ultimately didn't). At this point, we were pretty settled down together and she became pregnant ag... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,737 |
sleeveofheart | Generate the content for a reddit post the fact that she's comfortable talking about it could very well be a good sign | I could be wrong, but I think that when people are attracted to someone (meaning to the whole entire person, inside and out, enough to have an affair, say) more than they are to their SO, they don't usually talk about that other person. The ones they talk about are the ones that they know they are objectifying and comp... | I could be wrong, but I think that when people are attracted to someone (meaning to the whole entire person, inside and out, enough to have an affair, say) more than they are to their SO, they don't usually talk about that other person. The ones they talk about are the ones that they know they are objectifying and comp... | [
"Summary: expect that the interviewer will be focused on what you can give the company, not vice versa.\n\nPost: Expect the person interviewing you to care about how you can help the company (and possibly him/her depending on his/her position) and not about you as a person yet. You doing everything you can before t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,738 |
This1TimeBackinNam | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're not happy, change something. | I'm just going to copy my response from above...
OK so im about to turn 30. I got an engineering degree and a decent job. I viewed it exactly how you view your life currently. I decided I wasn't happy so I made a change. I moved to a new city, got a new job. This one was a better job working for one of the best defen... | I'm just going to copy my response from above...
OK so im about to turn 30. I got an engineering degree and a decent job. I viewed it exactly how you view your life currently. I decided I wasn't happy so I made a change. I moved to a new city, got a new job. This one was a better job working for one of the best defen... | [
"Summary: It sucks now, but it will build you into future you, which will help you find the right person when they come along.\n\nPost: Fact: A lot of young people cheat. \n Fact: You are still very young. \n Fact: You're not the first to go down this road. \n Move on from this one and learn from it. It will help ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,739 |
MRSPArchiver | Generate the content for a reddit post My husband has been dragged through the mud for money from his vindictive, narcissistic, bi-polar ex. He is a good father, provides 100% of all his daughters needs while mom provides nothing, just asks for more as she drives a new BMW and keeps buying new clothes and dogs for her... | Below is a copy of [this post]( by /u/foxc18 on Thu Feb 12 01:16:30 2015 UTC, as read on Thu Feb 12 01:16:42 2015 UTC.
Hello All
Let me give you a little background.
My husband is a 100% disabled veteran. He has three children from his previous marraige. They were divorced in 2009 and ever since then his ex h... | Below is a copy of [this post]( by /u/foxc18 on Thu Feb 12 01:16:30 2015 UTC, as read on Thu Feb 12 01:16:42 2015 UTC.
Hello All
Let me give you a little background.
My husband is a 100% disabled veteran. He has three children from his previous marraige. They were divorced in 2009 and ever since then his ex h... | [
"Summary: can we talk about choice of career for men , when someone has to provide for the family? Do men have the same choice as women , to do what they want to do? \n Sorry for the formatting if it's bad, on mobile.\n\nPost: Below is a copy of [this post]( by /u/tehDemonseye on Wed Aug 5 22:58:34 2015 UTC, as re... | 159 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,740 |
Box-Monkey | Generate the content for a reddit post no, but these were not club sets, either. | Well, the first was a girl that I've known since grd school and was seeing if I could destroy the friend-zone that we had going on, which I believe I have. I actually don't really want to sleep with her, but I'm pretty sure it's now a possibility.
The 2nd is another similar case from highschool. | Well, the first was a girl that I've known since grd school and was seeing if I could destroy the friend-zone that we had going on, which I believe I have. I actually don't really want to sleep with her, but I'm pretty sure it's now a possibility.
The 2nd is another similar case from highschool. | [
"Summary: We understand that you're trying to help, but what people say and what people react to almost never line up.\n\nPost: A general rule of thumb I've learned in my years of studying psychology is that you can't really accept what people say. Whether you're asking them why they did something, or what they lik... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,741 |
misspinkxox | Generate the content for a reddit post I have been an intern for a year. Boss won't have the career meeting with me after several follow ups. What do I do ? | I was hired on right out of college as an intern (a year ago) even though I have my degree in marketing analysis. The intern was social media, and I have been doing a hell of a lot more than that (I.e messaging for a video that will be on A big national tv channel, competitor analysis, industry research, and generatin... | I was hired on right out of college as an intern (a year ago) even though I have my degree in marketing analysis. The intern was social media, and I have been doing a hell of a lot more than that (I.e messaging for a video that will be on A big national tv channel, competitor analysis, industry research, and generatin... | [
"Summary: yes, there is a thing as being too attractive. Whether or not they'll talk to you is dependent on their self-esteem and personality (are they outgoing etc)\n\nPost: In my experience: \n I usually try way too hard to make it work out. I've done this with girls that I wanted to be friends with. They were ju... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,742 |
SugarKane_13 | Generate the content for a reddit post Child was almost abducted while parents were panty shopping.
EDIT: Threw in some spacing | I was a supervisor at a store in the mall. Part of my job was to walk the entire store and watch behaviors of the employees and customers. I was standing at the front of the store and everything was going well. Then I noticed something rather odd.
A husband and wife came into the store with their son in a shopping ca... | I was a supervisor at a store in the mall. Part of my job was to walk the entire store and watch behaviors of the employees and customers. I was standing at the front of the store and everything was going well. Then I noticed something rather odd.
A husband and wife came into the store with their son in a shopping ca... | [
"Summary: Do some research on where your money is REALLY going.\n\nPost: The pros of the organization I volunteer with, Protect the Harvest altogether. For goodness sake, we should have a choice if we want to eat meat or tofu for the rest of our life. We don't make a profit of this, every dime donated makes is po... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,743 |
666pool | Generate the content for a reddit post Paying on credit not only protects you against fraud, but gives you more flexibility in spending habits and more time to manage your money instead of leaving it all in a no-interest checking account. | You've hit the nail on the head, somewhat. It's not just about security, but it's about the conveniences of a credit card.
I've stopped using my debit card in favor of my credit card. I have better protection against freud fraud, which was my initial reason for doing this.
However, I have a couple other reasons w... | You've hit the nail on the head, somewhat. It's not just about security, but it's about the conveniences of a credit card.
I've stopped using my debit card in favor of my credit card. I have better protection against freud fraud, which was my initial reason for doing this.
However, I have a couple other reasons w... | [
"Summary: Got in trouble all the time for stupid non-issues. My parents stood up for me and told the administration it was their fault for not giving me something worthwhile to do.\n\nPost: This it total bullshit. I want to high school in a small rural town and everyone there was terrified of computers. I think ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,744 |
SweetPrism | Generate the content for a reddit post I can 100% understand where you're coming from. Our circumstances differ in a lot of ways, but having a parent marry someone incredibly set in their own ways who wanted the newlywed experience without the baggage is the pits. | Do you have trouble controlling your emotions? My situation was extremely similar to yours growing up. As an adult now, I'd ring up some of what happened when I was a kid and my Mom would instantly dismiss me because deep down she knows it was entirely her fault for bringing him into my life. My Stepdad would create a ... | Do you have trouble controlling your emotions? My situation was extremely similar to yours growing up. As an adult now, I'd ring up some of what happened when I was a kid and my Mom would instantly dismiss me because deep down she knows it was entirely her fault for bringing him into my life. My Stepdad would create a ... | [
"Summary: Girls with desirable booties wear see-through tights, with thongs that show when they bend over. It gets applause. Our cleavage gets judged and/or shamed.\n\nPost: Am I the only one who feels like Moms of guys I've dated didn't like me only because of my boobs? \n I should explain I'm married now. But whe... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,745 |
Nitrozzy7 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't ditch the desktop PC, ever. No matter what. | Yup. Not to mention that you can get really good monitor quality for real cheap. I've regreted my decision to ditch the desktop and opt for a laptop and the first gen PS3, which I thought was gonna make a good desktop replacement due to its ability to run Linux. At least my laptop was fully capable, until I tried to ru... | Yup. Not to mention that you can get really good monitor quality for real cheap. I've regreted my decision to ditch the desktop and opt for a laptop and the first gen PS3, which I thought was gonna make a good desktop replacement due to its ability to run Linux. At least my laptop was fully capable, until I tried to ru... | [
"Summary: Play games for gameplay.\n\nPost: While I am playing less and less, I doubt it has anything to do with \"outgrowing\" them. Case in point; If I like the game, I will spend 100hours playing it in a single day (figures may not be descriptive of reality). Be it Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 2, or some of the othe... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,746 |
allgood2386 | Generate the content for a reddit post even if it was his fault for refreshing for the transaction there should be code in place to cover that situation. | Yes because the site shouldn't be able to deal with the millions of people who might not know this and might refresh. Idiots on both sides of the debate screaming about how good/bad a site is and none of them have a fucking clue. Thanks for contribing to the circlejerk that /r/politics has become.
Second, they don't ... | Yes because the site shouldn't be able to deal with the millions of people who might not know this and might refresh. Idiots on both sides of the debate screaming about how good/bad a site is and none of them have a fucking clue. Thanks for contribing to the circlejerk that /r/politics has become.
Second, they don't ... | [
"Summary: it's going to get steadily easier as the server populations increase at 60 and more and more gear becomes available.\n\nPost: I mean (and I didn't explain this well in my last comment) but I don't think the easy mode dungeons are tuned that hard. Look at wow when an expansion comes out, it's 3 weeks of wi... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,747 |
Pthaos | Generate the content for a reddit post Memorable games surprise me with a storyline that exists where I thought there was none, or a different story. | From personal experience, going in blind.
The more I know about a game before I buy/play it, the less fondly I seem to remember it. If something catches my eye to the point where I'll buy it and get going without much research, I'll almost always enjoy it and remember it as a really top quality game.
I guess the sh... | From personal experience, going in blind.
The more I know about a game before I buy/play it, the less fondly I seem to remember it. If something catches my eye to the point where I'll buy it and get going without much research, I'll almost always enjoy it and remember it as a really top quality game.
I guess the sh... | [
"Summary: Tried to spiderman the toilet walls in third grade. Succeeded but was caught. Haunted me since.\n\nPost: In the British equivilent of the third grade, I was a model child. Mainly because by that point, the school system had drilled into me that if I was anything less, some sort of horrible punishment awai... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,748 |
Zeabos | Generate the content for a reddit post don't take statistics at face value. | Do you think this might be a skewed number? I.e women who are prone to miscarriage will try to get pregnant multiple times and miscarry each time. Whereas one who is not likely to miscarry will only get pregnant one time and never miscarry. This gives the 50% a bad view of the reality. As something like 30% of all misc... | Do you think this might be a skewed number? I.e women who are prone to miscarriage will try to get pregnant multiple times and miscarry each time. Whereas one who is not likely to miscarry will only get pregnant one time and never miscarry. This gives the 50% a bad view of the reality. As something like 30% of all misc... | [
"Summary: we all sucked in vanilla, just have to do deal with it.\n\nPost: Swifty was certainly considered one of the best around -- mainly because there was no real way to tell who was the best anyway. He was Grand Marshall, could beat the best players on one of the bigger servers, and had a large fan base. Not mu... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,749 |
Akamaru | Generate the content for a reddit post PAY YOUR BILLS | This is ridiculous.
People who took out more loans than they could afford effectively bid up the price of education past what the market equilibrium would have been able to tolerate. People like me who came out of pocket each quarter and worked to get through school effectively get double slapped in the face. Once fo... | This is ridiculous.
People who took out more loans than they could afford effectively bid up the price of education past what the market equilibrium would have been able to tolerate. People like me who came out of pocket each quarter and worked to get through school effectively get double slapped in the face. Once fo... | [
"Summary: Brinks has a crappy daily deposit portal and the web development gurus on staff want me to downgrade to IE6 to view the reports because they are to lazy to support IE7+.\n\nPost: I have to pull deposit statements off Brinks website as part of my monthly accounting duties. Of course it isn't as simple as t... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,750 |
MsRenee | Generate the content for a reddit post Them damn kids can do whatever they want, but they need to get off my lawn. | I wouldn't mind pop country if it hadn't taken over my radio stations. As of now, I've stopped listening to all but the traditional country station in my area. I've even backed off of listening to that one, as they have a relatively small pool of music that they pull from and while it's high quality, there's just not... | I wouldn't mind pop country if it hadn't taken over my radio stations. As of now, I've stopped listening to all but the traditional country station in my area. I've even backed off of listening to that one, as they have a relatively small pool of music that they pull from and while it's high quality, there's just not... | [
"Summary: If you're setting up a 10-gallon, cycle it first and don't overstock.\n\nPost: I don't know your experience level, but I'd suggest you look into [fishless cycling]( Honestly, that site even makes it more complicated than it can be if you're not in a hurry. I always just pour ammonia into a new tank and ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,751 |
Independent | Generate the content for a reddit post How do you know what you'll even like in a few years? And, a lot of us seem to transition towards more subtle Old World styles after some period. | I just want to reinforce /u/andtheodor on point 3. He's one of the one's you want to learn from. For my part, I'm no collector. I like to quip that I have a basement, not a cellar. I use it to store wine, not to age it, and most of what I buy should be consumed within a year or two at most. I like to buy wine by the ca... | I just want to reinforce /u/andtheodor on point 3. He's one of the one's you want to learn from. For my part, I'm no collector. I like to quip that I have a basement, not a cellar. I use it to store wine, not to age it, and most of what I buy should be consumed within a year or two at most. I like to buy wine by the ca... | [
"Summary: Red sky at night can mean that the sky is clearing on the western front, meaning drier times for the next day.\n\nPost: The perception of redness of sunset or sunrise is caused by dust particles in the air. Dust particles in the air are the precursors to raindrop formation, just as sand grains form pearls... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,752 |
Fazaman | Generate the content for a reddit post Try fire. I find it's more fun. | While this is a good post and is technically correct, I, as a fire mage, have to say, when you're bored with arcane, try out fire, even if your GS isn't at 6k. I usually out DPS arcane mages with higher GSs (though not too much higher, of course) but that may be because I've been playing fire for so long. | While this is a good post and is technically correct, I, as a fire mage, have to say, when you're bored with arcane, try out fire, even if your GS isn't at 6k. I usually out DPS arcane mages with higher GSs (though not too much higher, of course) but that may be because I've been playing fire for so long. | [
"Summary: It's Android. It's your phone. You can do it.\n\nPost: Regardless of how physical connections are handled, it's Android, which means you can, worst case, install a Samba app, or ftp client or server or probably any number of other possibilities to get files to/from your device. So even if you can't do ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,753 |
Pride_Of_Scotland | Generate the content for a reddit post fought a kid over a chair. | I was in a bar once. I walked in, saw my friends, and saw down at an empty seat. This seat was totally open, no one was sitting there, no drinks there, no coats, nothing. When the guy singing Karaoke finishes, he says on the mic, in front of everybody, GET OUT OF MY CHAIR! Then, in front of everybody, he walks up and t... | I was in a bar once. I walked in, saw my friends, and saw down at an empty seat. This seat was totally open, no one was sitting there, no drinks there, no coats, nothing. When the guy singing Karaoke finishes, he says on the mic, in front of everybody, GET OUT OF MY CHAIR! Then, in front of everybody, he walks up and t... | [
"Summary: I was bullied, fucked with their heads, and eventually got to the top of the social ladder. Your little bro needs to keep his confidence up, and maintain his sense of self worth.\n\nPost: Well, I'll give you my two cents. In high school, I went from a private middle school in the states to a public one. M... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,754 |
FreemanHagbardCeline | Generate the content for a reddit post sounds like you have a bullshit holier than thou attitude | I'm way more left leaning than Obama, you sound like an ignorant conservative. Regardless of political affiliation, it's a lot more likely that you've consumed far more than you've produced, in fact: most people have.
Of course you should feel proud for working hard but people without the means to produce any subsist... | I'm way more left leaning than Obama, you sound like an ignorant conservative. Regardless of political affiliation, it's a lot more likely that you've consumed far more than you've produced, in fact: most people have.
Of course you should feel proud for working hard but people without the means to produce any subsist... | [
"Summary: fuck these guys\n\nPost: I don't think anyone trusts Villiage Roadshow. They hold films hostage, delay their release and charge exorbitant amounts to see the films. Cinemas also have expensive low quality food and you have to sit through heaps of trailers. \n Not only all that bullshit but they've given h... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,755 |
ltrain430 | Generate the content for a reddit post if discharging is on the table credit will dry up. | The difficulty in having the debt be discharged through bankruptcy is that unlike other items that you get a loan on the item itself cannot serve as collateral. Banks would not loan the money out. Prior to the reform of student loans in 70s lenders could not put a debtor into collections and student loans were extrem... | The difficulty in having the debt be discharged through bankruptcy is that unlike other items that you get a loan on the item itself cannot serve as collateral. Banks would not loan the money out. Prior to the reform of student loans in 70s lenders could not put a debtor into collections and student loans were extrem... | [
"Summary: vegas and the advanced stats say Love is better.\n\nPost: Their spacing is messed up and this will matter when they play a better defensive team. No offense to any Hawk or Bulls fan but the Bulls were a shell of themselves defensively with Noah playing injured and the Hawks are super thin thanks to the N... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,756 |
Valkes | Generate the content for a reddit post I was parked in a public space and was aggressively questioned and then threatened by an off duty cop.
So, AskMen. . . what's your story? | For me, it was today. It was a bleak winter's day, the steel grey sky obscured the sun and an icy breeze blew across the empty parking lot where I was waiting for a friend to arrive. The parking lot was an idea meeting place for a few reasons, first the empty field that we could use to setup our portable badminton set,... | For me, it was today. It was a bleak winter's day, the steel grey sky obscured the sun and an icy breeze blew across the empty parking lot where I was waiting for a friend to arrive. The parking lot was an idea meeting place for a few reasons, first the empty field that we could use to setup our portable badminton set,... | [
"Summary: I'm an asshole. [Relevant Mitchell and Webb](\n\nPost: Know what I hate most about people? That the vast majority of them believe they are capable of \"profound\" conversations. The vapid shit that most of you come up with is trite and annoying at best. No one cares about the philosophy you came up with w... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,757 |
dwinian | Generate the content for a reddit post Goodbyes suck. | When I finish a really great book, it's hard for me to pick up another book for a while. It's almost like a break up in a sense. No book that I pick up grabs me like the book I just finished, and all I want to do is read a continuation of the novel I just got through. | When I finish a really great book, it's hard for me to pick up another book for a while. It's almost like a break up in a sense. No book that I pick up grabs me like the book I just finished, and all I want to do is read a continuation of the novel I just got through. | [
"Summary: There will be blood.\n\nPost: First stripclub, and first lapdance: \n I pay $40 for the hottest, most attractive girl in the joint to give me a lap dance. The hottest, most attractive girl in the strip joint was on the rag.... I found this out when her ass came to face level, and could see the string hang... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,758 |
HPLoveshack | Generate the content for a reddit post Man the fuck up. | You can't rely on external stimulus when it comes to developing any difficult skills or accomplishing any arduous goal. Boredom is entirely irrelevant, entirely dependent on your perspective, and thus able to be altered at your whim. Challenge is not a reliable motivator, sometimes you will need to do unchallenging t... | You can't rely on external stimulus when it comes to developing any difficult skills or accomplishing any arduous goal. Boredom is entirely irrelevant, entirely dependent on your perspective, and thus able to be altered at your whim. Challenge is not a reliable motivator, sometimes you will need to do unchallenging t... | [
"Summary: is pretty much the bold stuff.\n\nPost: Diatribe Time! \n It's funny, I was a lot like you some years back and this behavior from men, especially men of above average intelligence, seems to be getting more and more common as time goes on. \n I was always questioning my own value, whether or not I was \"go... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,759 |
wacrover | Generate the content for a reddit post Artesia, NM scared the shit out of me. Read the story. | watch for water" the sign said. "I just spent all day dodging shit in the fucking desert, and now I have to watch for water?!" "We're almost there", she replied. "And if you stop driving like my dead grandmother we might actually make it before 2 o'clock"
Even the cars were dry as we pulled through Artesia. Except fo... | watch for water" the sign said. "I just spent all day dodging shit in the fucking desert, and now I have to watch for water?!" "We're almost there", she replied. "And if you stop driving like my dead grandmother we might actually make it before 2 o'clock"
Even the cars were dry as we pulled through Artesia. Except fo... | [
"Summary: Thanks everybody.\n\nPost: A huge thank you to everybody out there. I really appreciate it, and much of it has certainly helped. As with all unhappiness, this is not a cure, but it works well as a painkiller. Thank you to everybody who messaged me to ask if I was feeling better, friended me, everything... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,760 |
handle348 | Generate the content for a reddit post Some kids (and adults) are just more difficult than others. | YES, this! I bet most people going on about misbehaving kids don't have any. It's perfectly fine if you don't want to have kids but please try to be understanding/compassionate of people who do have hard to handle kids. There is sooo much about behaviour that is innate, it's not even funny. I know identical twins t... | YES, this! I bet most people going on about misbehaving kids don't have any. It's perfectly fine if you don't want to have kids but please try to be understanding/compassionate of people who do have hard to handle kids. There is sooo much about behaviour that is innate, it's not even funny. I know identical twins t... | [
"Summary: Stick frame all day!\n\nPost: I agree. People are always trying to reinvent the wheel but most \"conventional\" building techniques are the best. Stick frame wood construction is the most popular for a reason. It's the easiest to design, build, and cheapest most energy efficient construction technique out... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,761 |
nanowerx | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck Wachovia | I miss SouthTrust. That was actually a good non credit-union bank before Wachovia bought them out and then vomited all over my customer service. Even though I emptied my account but didn't close it right off.
I left a zero balance and the charged some new account fee and put me in the negative and started imposing fe... | I miss SouthTrust. That was actually a good non credit-union bank before Wachovia bought them out and then vomited all over my customer service. Even though I emptied my account but didn't close it right off.
I left a zero balance and the charged some new account fee and put me in the negative and started imposing fe... | [
"Summary: Sex standing for long periods simply sucks, especially with rough sex.\n\nPost: 29, my wife is 26...we had our share of great times in the shower, but both agree that we would much rather have sex on dry land. I am not very active, but I am fit, and am pretty much the weight I should be for my height, if ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,762 |
Elune_ | Generate the content for a reddit post this is one of the worst concepts one could come up with balance wise. | Putting in a fun effect like reverting actions is a fun thought, but having to put restrictions on it so it isnt broken isnt fun at all. And even with that restriction it still is broken as crap. If you play Nozdormu turn 1 and then wait a turn for turn 3 to return him to your hand and then play him, you basically guar... | Putting in a fun effect like reverting actions is a fun thought, but having to put restrictions on it so it isnt broken isnt fun at all. And even with that restriction it still is broken as crap. If you play Nozdormu turn 1 and then wait a turn for turn 3 to return him to your hand and then play him, you basically guar... | [
"Summary: you are the rager and got them to leave after telling them they are worthless and dipshits. Sorry son, but it is nothing wild to say that you won like that.\n\nPost: I think its pretty safe to say that you were the one at fault here. I took a look at the replay just because i was interested to find out wh... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,763 |
paulfknwalsh | Generate the content for a reddit post this fucking shit has fucked up our shit
edit: I also have to add my 'before' photo, taken this time last year:
..in the far right you can see a few boats out fishing near Astrolabe reef- that's roughly where the ship is. That beach is fucked... there'll be no "digging equidis... | My family has been going to Papamoa Beach every summer for the last 30 years. We have a boat, and every summer we collect shellfish (pipi, mussels, paua), crayfish, snapper and kahawai from along the coast- earlier this year I was spearfishing off the western tip of Motiti Island, which is now the closest bit of land t... | My family has been going to Papamoa Beach every summer for the last 30 years. We have a boat, and every summer we collect shellfish (pipi, mussels, paua), crayfish, snapper and kahawai from along the coast- earlier this year I was spearfishing off the western tip of Motiti Island, which is now the closest bit of land t... | [
"Summary: Americans didn't do enough ecstasy in the 90s \n edit: i'm aware a lot of you were probably listening to.. what do you guys call it again.. 'idm'? 'electronica'? but it just didn't have the social acceptance / traction it did in the UK- hell, 'Windowlicker' was #16 in the overall Singles chart in the UK w... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,764 |
NicroHobak | Generate the content for a reddit post We have lots of "issues". :( | These are the "issues" I was talking about before. This doesn't even come up as a potential solution because any politician calling for a reduction in defense spending means no reelection.
There is little that I can do to affect this anyway, on account of not being wealthy enough to actually influence our politics. | These are the "issues" I was talking about before. This doesn't even come up as a potential solution because any politician calling for a reduction in defense spending means no reelection.
There is little that I can do to affect this anyway, on account of not being wealthy enough to actually influence our politics. | [
"Summary: You're misrepresenting the movement with bad assumptions. As far as I'm concerned, you're doing more wrong in this case than anyone in the animal rights movement that tries to equate evil with evil, regardless of the species that it happens to.\n\nPost: Dear white vegans: Stop comparing centuries of colo... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,765 |
OperationJack | Generate the content for a reddit post I need an extra ticket, willing to work things out. Please help if able. | If you have an extra that you are willing to sell, PM me. I'm trying to find my girlfriend a ticket to the game but with little luck.
I am a student at USC and she is on her fall break. Since tickets have gone on sale, I have been trying to get her a ticket, but couldn't because
A. The sold out on line fast as hell
... | If you have an extra that you are willing to sell, PM me. I'm trying to find my girlfriend a ticket to the game but with little luck.
I am a student at USC and she is on her fall break. Since tickets have gone on sale, I have been trying to get her a ticket, but couldn't because
A. The sold out on line fast as hell
... | [
"Summary: My coach threw games and received payments and bribes from opposing coaches and parents, and a parent on my team to take me and another kid off the mound prematurely.\n\nPost: One that doesn't deal with the MLB, but I believe that one of my little league coaches for Juniors (13&14 year old division), took... | 76 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,766 |
CarloGesualdo | Generate the content for a reddit post I think you're onto something | I think this is an accurate characterization of why we no longer hold the genesis in high regard. While at the time the Genesis was a fiercely competitive console with a solid library of memorable and enjoyable games, both the SNES and Genesis are now long gone and we mostly discuss them in terms of their lasting lega... | I think this is an accurate characterization of why we no longer hold the genesis in high regard. While at the time the Genesis was a fiercely competitive console with a solid library of memorable and enjoyable games, both the SNES and Genesis are now long gone and we mostly discuss them in terms of their lasting lega... | [
"Summary: Kept a ferret cage in a bathroom, we became poop-buddies\n\nPost: I ferret-sat for a bud of mine for a couple of weeks last year. Anyways, my roommate hated the fucker, and decided that we should keep its cage in the bathroom. Do you have any idea how hard it is to take a shit with a ferret giving you the... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,767 |
OriginsOfSymmetry | Generate the content for a reddit post DLC isn't the problem but the way some developers use it is. | I understand what you are saying except not everyone hates dlc. Not all dlc is content that could have been released on day 1 (Look at all the Battlefield 3 expansions) and when people are presented with a dlc that has a lot of value most won't have a problem paying $10 - $15. Also I would like to add that not every ga... | I understand what you are saying except not everyone hates dlc. Not all dlc is content that could have been released on day 1 (Look at all the Battlefield 3 expansions) and when people are presented with a dlc that has a lot of value most won't have a problem paying $10 - $15. Also I would like to add that not every ga... | [
"Summary: Acid makes the world HD and lets you see music sometimes. Take 1 - 2 hits first time and always know how strong your acid is since it can vary. If you can take acid a few times then try 2cc.\n\nPost: Acid is probably one of my favorite drugs, as you know by now mushrooms will kind of make stationary objec... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,768 |
waspbr | Generate the content for a reddit post Francês chorando por ter que falar inglês em ambientes internacionais. | O texto é bastante tendencioso e é escrito por um membro da Assembleia dos Funcionários Francófonos de Organizações Internacionais.
Basicamente o texto critica o uso do Ingles como língua franca em ambientes internacionais e dentro da união europeia.
O texto é bem meh e me cheira àquela velha rivalidade entre franc... | O texto é bastante tendencioso e é escrito por um membro da Assembleia dos Funcionários Francófonos de Organizações Internacionais.
Basicamente o texto critica o uso do Ingles como língua franca em ambientes internacionais e dentro da união europeia.
O texto é bem meh e me cheira àquela velha rivalidade entre franc... | [
"Summary: surfaces at constant speeds can hold stable portals.\n\nPost: I thought about that (I am an Aerospace engineer ) and I think that portal can only be stable in a system where kinetic energy (analogously velocity) is constant. \n In the case of the neurotoxin panels, they were moving at constant speed and h... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,769 |
teh_i | Generate the content for a reddit post Another tenant in the building got injured in a drug+alcohol binge, I gave first aid and sent him to hospital. Landlord will probably throw him out. | Spent an hour at 4am giving first aid to a shitty guy who lives in my building a few floors down. He had had too much to drink, and then smoked something that had no hints of legal to it (and it being contained in a small bag doesn't help), whereafter he fell onto a counter in his small apartment, cutting open a two in... | Spent an hour at 4am giving first aid to a shitty guy who lives in my building a few floors down. He had had too much to drink, and then smoked something that had no hints of legal to it (and it being contained in a small bag doesn't help), whereafter he fell onto a counter in his small apartment, cutting open a two in... | [
"Summary: Danger, this can fail .\n\nPost: Be careful. I did this two years ago, and after getting the cork 1/3 of the way out (and using about that same amount of force) the bottle shattered, and shards from the bottom part stabbed into my hand. \n It was a beautifully tied hand for Christmas dinner, with sliced o... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,770 |
llamafinder | Generate the content for a reddit post i lieked ur comic | Your artwork is pretty good - it's got a distinct style to it, and there's lots of little details, like the poses, the facial expressions, and lighting effects that really do show that you know what you're doing.
That aside though, what's actually really impressive is your storytelling. It's not exactly the odyssey,... | Your artwork is pretty good - it's got a distinct style to it, and there's lots of little details, like the poses, the facial expressions, and lighting effects that really do show that you know what you're doing.
That aside though, what's actually really impressive is your storytelling. It's not exactly the odyssey,... | [
"Summary: differences in teamfight utility arent that big\n\nPost: Couple things to be kept in mind: \n Base stats don't just refer to health pools or base damages. Duration/potency of CC, range, and cooldowns are base stats as well. \n Teamfight utility in lategame situations with full builds actually doesn't mat... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,771 |
guisar | Generate the content for a reddit post In Germany, things are much more professional and polite. | He IS an asshole- years ago I got pulled in Germany. As in this case, the cop was dead right as I was pushing 130 in a 100 zone. The cop spoke English which was awesome as my German sucked. He checked out my car (a 2.3-16 which I had just picked up) and recommended I just get it to the debark point at a more reasonab... | He IS an asshole- years ago I got pulled in Germany. As in this case, the cop was dead right as I was pushing 130 in a 100 zone. The cop spoke English which was awesome as my German sucked. He checked out my car (a 2.3-16 which I had just picked up) and recommended I just get it to the debark point at a more reasonab... | [
"Summary: Would be better if they separated.\n\nPost: As a Vermonter who also worked for the Dartmouth Art department on a book of the art in the State House, there was and is plenty of venom or at least snideness on both sides. Vermont lost more people (per capita) it seems, any another state (in the North perhap... | 48 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,772 |
Hypothesis_Null | Generate the content for a reddit post If you want to measure animal suffering, you have to measure contentedness as well. Otherwise life only produces suffering, and we should seek the mass genocide of all animals - to end their suffering. To be rational, quantify the full spectrum of life quality, and do it with pr... | To be fair about it, you also have to consider that billions (or actually tens or hundreds of billions) of animals are alive, who wouldn't be otherwise.
A lot of people only stop and say: "we need to quantify the suffering." and refuse to do the same for the enjoyment or contentment of existing. But if you do it t... | To be fair about it, you also have to consider that billions (or actually tens or hundreds of billions) of animals are alive, who wouldn't be otherwise.
A lot of people only stop and say: "we need to quantify the suffering." and refuse to do the same for the enjoyment or contentment of existing. But if you do it t... | [
"Summary: go away troll.\n\nPost: They expect it will produce a good amount of net power. Considering they have put a significant reputation on the line in making this claim, and do not gain money for public sensationalism, it would be reasonable to assume they are sincere in this belief, and have a reasonable amo... | 65 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,773 |
nkryik | Generate the content for a reddit post Go for it, if you can. Mine was certainly worth it, and there's also options for doing NOLS mountaineering courses in Alaska and Colorado, if you can't make it to Patagonia. | I did a NOLS Outdoor Educator course (sort of a precursor to their Instructor one). It was set in the Yukon, so not any technical mountaineering. However, I'd say it taught me quite a bit about expedition planning, and the skills needed to get to the more remote mountains. I haven't had the chance to put any to the t... | I did a NOLS Outdoor Educator course (sort of a precursor to their Instructor one). It was set in the Yukon, so not any technical mountaineering. However, I'd say it taught me quite a bit about expedition planning, and the skills needed to get to the more remote mountains. I haven't had the chance to put any to the t... | [
"Summary: 2 true claims, one false claim, and one partially true claim are very far from \"first rate delusion\"\n\nPost: That's some first rate delusion. \n Actually, most of those are provable, and most are true. Let's go by claim, shall we? I'll avoid using a third-party fact-checker such as Snopes or Politifact... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,774 |
CroMoGo | Generate the content for a reddit post Hitchhikers often must align their opinions with those of drivers or risk being dropped off prematurely :( | Actually I found this while hitch-hiking. People would open up and sometimes end up talking about muslims or blacks. It is really awkward because you can't start a heated debate or argument; you'll be left by the side of the road before your destination. The key, I found was to facilitate their rant, without fuelling i... | Actually I found this while hitch-hiking. People would open up and sometimes end up talking about muslims or blacks. It is really awkward because you can't start a heated debate or argument; you'll be left by the side of the road before your destination. The key, I found was to facilitate their rant, without fuelling i... | [
"Summary: find a middle line between awareness and complacency.\n\nPost: There might be an element of truth in your suspicions, but don't get carried away. On the other hand, don't be deliberately naive and stick your head in the sand as lots of people do. Just protect your interests, and don't start accusing peopl... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,775 |
aysindeton | Generate the content for a reddit post How will piano/non-guitar loops sound going through a guitar amp? | Hi all.
So I recently picked up a Boss RC30 2 track looper to help my band out in live situations (I'm the only guitarist so I set up a 2 amp rig to emulate having a rhythm player too - quite useful for solos too).
Usually, if I have a loop, I record it with the necessary effects, etc, and then store it and play at... | Hi all.
So I recently picked up a Boss RC30 2 track looper to help my band out in live situations (I'm the only guitarist so I set up a 2 amp rig to emulate having a rhythm player too - quite useful for solos too).
Usually, if I have a loop, I record it with the necessary effects, etc, and then store it and play at... | [
"Summary: Okay to go up one gauge but down one step?\n\nPost: Recently picked up a nice PRS that is strung 10-52, standard E tuning. \n I've run out of strings and need some for a gig this weekend. I only have a pair of Ernie Ball Cobalt 11-54s. Our band plays in E flat tuning (one step down), so would it be okay t... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,776 |
trebory6 | Generate the content for a reddit post I think it does, but that's just me. | Let me tell you, I'm in the same boat, and I believe it does.
I'm just now getting medicated after struggling in school for 10 years with ADD and my guardians not acknowledging it was ADD.
And I know for a fact that I get depressed when I see close friends doing their homework without a problem, and when I want to ... | Let me tell you, I'm in the same boat, and I believe it does.
I'm just now getting medicated after struggling in school for 10 years with ADD and my guardians not acknowledging it was ADD.
And I know for a fact that I get depressed when I see close friends doing their homework without a problem, and when I want to ... | [
"Summary: I am not criticizing or complaining about the wallpaper , I am quite literally curious as to what you guys with this kind of wallpaper are doing in which it's acceptable to have this as your wallpaper. Plain and simple.\n\nPost: I believe I walked into that one. \n Well first of all, as much as I'd love t... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,777 |
lgf92 | Generate the content for a reddit post landlords can be selfish arseholes who love heaping misery on their tenants and only looking out for £££ | Reminds me of my landlord in second year of university. We lived in a tiny little flat (with no natural light coming in) and paid £380/month each exclusive of bills (about $620, average student rent in the UK being about half that) and the entire place reeked of damp, but unfortunately it was the only choice we had so ... | Reminds me of my landlord in second year of university. We lived in a tiny little flat (with no natural light coming in) and paid £380/month each exclusive of bills (about $620, average student rent in the UK being about half that) and the entire place reeked of damp, but unfortunately it was the only choice we had so ... | [
"Summary: our dirty words are a lot older than the Internet\n\nPost: sex (n.) \nlate 14c., \"males or females collectively,\" from Latin sexus \"state of being either male or female, gender.\" \"Commonly taken with seco as division or 'half' of the race\" [Tucker], which would connect it to secare \"to divide or cu... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,778 |
ClunkingBuckets | Generate the content for a reddit post We were IN the Statue of Liberty. Spinning.
Edit: Words n' stuff. | Haha, okay. I was in a group similar to the Scooby-Doo gang. We would go and solve mysteries, y'know? It was me, another girl with blonde curly hair, a bigger, quarter back type of dude with short brown hair and a nerd-type guy with black a bit longer hair and glasses.
Well, we followed the culprit of the latest myst... | Haha, okay. I was in a group similar to the Scooby-Doo gang. We would go and solve mysteries, y'know? It was me, another girl with blonde curly hair, a bigger, quarter back type of dude with short brown hair and a nerd-type guy with black a bit longer hair and glasses.
Well, we followed the culprit of the latest myst... | [
"Summary: Tree crashes through window, Home Alone Scream, could have died.\n\nPost: It was the summer before my... sophomore year in high school, I believe. So, 2008ish? I think? The weather channel was reporting some major storms coming around, the worst we've had in quite a long time. \n Parents are going out, ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,779 |
ls1z28chris | Generate the content for a reddit post Obama declared Manning's guilt long before the trial. I have declared kangaroo court. | I don't have the patience to explain the intricacies of court martial procedures, but if your primary concern was the extended detainment before being placed in a courtroom, I found an article that summarizes it very nicely:
That is not my primary concern. My primary concern is Obama's pre-trial declaration that Mann... | I don't have the patience to explain the intricacies of court martial procedures, but if your primary concern was the extended detainment before being placed in a courtroom, I found an article that summarizes it very nicely:
That is not my primary concern. My primary concern is Obama's pre-trial declaration that Mann... | [
"Summary: There is no way in hell anyone realizes a 70 mph average speed across the state of Georgia. \n Source: [U mad, bro?](\n\nPost: The interstate system isn't drawn in a straight line from the northern border of the state to its southern border. It meanders a little. Also, the speed limits in population cent... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,780 |
five_hammers_hamming | Generate the content for a reddit post Loosen up, the internet is serious business after all. :P | Appearances are subjective. It makes me appear that way to you, apparently. tears of joy And all I've ever wanted was for someone on the internet to think I was an asshole! sniffle You've made my dream come true! run up and hug
On a more serious note, sometimes people express opinions that they know to be op... | Appearances are subjective. It makes me appear that way to you, apparently. tears of joy And all I've ever wanted was for someone on the internet to think I was an asshole! sniffle You've made my dream come true! run up and hug
On a more serious note, sometimes people express opinions that they know to be op... | [
"Summary: If he's even strong enough to wield Ice well, it would be too big a risk to a powerful symbol of House Stark for its use not to get noted explicitly.\n\nPost: As I understand it, he's not a great fighter and certainly not a paragon of physical strength. Lacking actual data on the density of Valyrian stee... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,781 |
shr1ke | Generate the content for a reddit post Even if they know them, people will still think the rules/laws don't apply to them. | It's usually a state or federal law to not gas up while the engine is running.
I was working the fuel park at a rally once (definitely not retail, but similar story), when a car came up, driver & co-driver jumped out and grabbed their fuel can, all with the engine still running.
I came up to them and told them to t... | It's usually a state or federal law to not gas up while the engine is running.
I was working the fuel park at a rally once (definitely not retail, but similar story), when a car came up, driver & co-driver jumped out and grabbed their fuel can, all with the engine still running.
I came up to them and told them to t... | [
"Summary: Guy douchily passes, then tries to pick a fight with a fully armoured motorcyclist\n\nPost: Not hilarious as such, but this one did happen to me. It's a bit long, so grab a beverage and enjoy. This is a copypasta from a comment to an /r/pettyrevenge post. It's been 6 months, so it's probably safe enough t... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,782 |
stondius | Generate the content for a reddit post They pull you (as the boss) out of the periphery or cause you to lose for not doing it. | This sounds weird to me. Only about 10% of the boss battles I've won as part of the swarm have come from capping. I wonder if the tides are changing.
Anywho, to the question...I will rush the cap if the boss is out hunting and trying to avoid center map. The boss will always have a fatal advantage when facing a so... | This sounds weird to me. Only about 10% of the boss battles I've won as part of the swarm have come from capping. I wonder if the tides are changing.
Anywho, to the question...I will rush the cap if the boss is out hunting and trying to avoid center map. The boss will always have a fatal advantage when facing a so... | [
"Summary: Whatever you do to get the most kills, do that...a lot.\n\nPost: It really is tied to points. There is a list after every battle. Killing CPU is really where it's at. I have found the best success with my T8 Rail Tank. I often get 2-3 kills per match with occasional 5+. This route has me getting a le... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,783 |
Bookwormy13 | Generate the content for a reddit post I think having this sub is great if it can be moderated in a way that is positive and uplifting, instead of tearing down and demeaning. And, stop with the downvotes! :) | As this post was probably partly inspired by my most recent post, I would like to put in my advice and suggestions. I really have no problem with people disagreeing with my views; it's only when I get called bigoted and other such labels because of my opposing views that I get a little defensive. Also, downvoting peopl... | As this post was probably partly inspired by my most recent post, I would like to put in my advice and suggestions. I really have no problem with people disagreeing with my views; it's only when I get called bigoted and other such labels because of my opposing views that I get a little defensive. Also, downvoting peopl... | [
"Summary: The church has publicly stated their regret and sorrow concerning the M.M.M, and the local church leaders who were participants were ex-communicated and went to trial, where they were found guilty. Their families suffered persecution for years.\n\nPost: And how do you know that the church (AKA, First Pres... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,784 |
this_sort_of_thing | Generate the content for a reddit post I can't type for shit on touchscreens | BB is still good for communication, if you're not into all the flashy apps but still want something that's good for typing shit out and whatnot, it's still worth having. BB is mostly the best phones out there that still have physical buttons, all the other smartphones are touchscreen only. That's the market that BB has... | BB is still good for communication, if you're not into all the flashy apps but still want something that's good for typing shit out and whatnot, it's still worth having. BB is mostly the best phones out there that still have physical buttons, all the other smartphones are touchscreen only. That's the market that BB has... | [
"Summary: This will never be solved.\n\nPost: The American psyche doesn't know how to handle the enemy within. Actually many countries do not know. The big bad 'foreign' trope is one that's been used since the dawn of mankind. You won't be getting people joining the police or the army when a white guy commits an ac... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,785 |
MisterChippy | Generate the content for a reddit post Hearthstone's stack is a massive clusterfuck. | Technically there is a stack, and learning it is one of the biggest learning curves in the game since it doesn't make sense and isn't explained anywhere. Here are some simple guidelines and exceptions.
Deathrattles trigger in the order the creatures were played. If you play a Harvest Golem then a Dark Cultist and bot... | Technically there is a stack, and learning it is one of the biggest learning curves in the game since it doesn't make sense and isn't explained anywhere. Here are some simple guidelines and exceptions.
Deathrattles trigger in the order the creatures were played. If you play a Harvest Golem then a Dark Cultist and bot... | [
"Summary: Yes for exploits that just screw with the game getting them out there is normally a good way of getting them fixed. However when you're dealing with such a powerful phishing tool as this bug and dealing with a company like Riot it's really fucking irresponsible to take that attitude.\n\nPost: That's not h... | 51 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,786 |
skytomorrownow | Generate the content for a reddit post The transit method and the wobble method will both eventually yield the same exact distribution of planets. | Many planets may indeed not be detectable via the transit method. However, that isn't really important. What matters is that statistically relevant data is collected that does paint a picture of what is actually out there.
Consider a bucket filled with jelly beans. 4 different methods are used to pick a sampling of b... | Many planets may indeed not be detectable via the transit method. However, that isn't really important. What matters is that statistically relevant data is collected that does paint a picture of what is actually out there.
Consider a bucket filled with jelly beans. 4 different methods are used to pick a sampling of b... | [
"Summary: I should have said \"I get so angry when I see pieces of shit using their car as weapon because of their cowardice and weakness to enact their frustration,\" [like this](\n\nPost: Agreed. A weapon is a tool, and can be used correctly or incorrectly. In your example, if the driver of the blue car used it a... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,787 |
opm881 | Generate the content for a reddit post QLD is fucked and it makes me sad to call this state home. | I feel so sorry for my state, we were a backwater, behind the time states, but we were on the forward step, we were getting back to a good state. We were accepting of others(to the point where we were the most LGBT supporting state which was great), moving forward with renewable energies(hell, one of the big developmen... | I feel so sorry for my state, we were a backwater, behind the time states, but we were on the forward step, we were getting back to a good state. We were accepting of others(to the point where we were the most LGBT supporting state which was great), moving forward with renewable energies(hell, one of the big developmen... | [
"Summary: Op and wife weren't neckbeards, was pleasantly surprised.\n\nPost: Do not take this the wrong way(as I do not intend it in a negative way at all, quite the opposite), but you two are VASTLY different to what I, and I presume many people on here, would expect two people who have a video game themed wedding... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,788 |
big_red__man | Generate the content for a reddit post Exercise is very important but be sure to count your calories so you know for a fact that you are eating fewer than you burn. Only then will you loose weight. | I'm no expert but I've been reading this sub for a couple of years and I've lost weight by following the advice that I'm about to give. I'm sure other people will come along that are more knowledgeable than I am but here's what I've got:
Weight loss only happens when you consume fewer calories than you burn in a day... | I'm no expert but I've been reading this sub for a couple of years and I've lost weight by following the advice that I'm about to give. I'm sure other people will come along that are more knowledgeable than I am but here's what I've got:
Weight loss only happens when you consume fewer calories than you burn in a day... | [
"Summary: Juicing IS tasty but is more work than I think is worth it.\n\nPost: Just a warning but juicers can be a serious pain to clean. Maybe I just had a bad/cheap one so take this with a grain of salt. Also, it seemed like I had to put a very large amount of carrots in before I could get a satisfying amount o... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,789 |
noumuon | Generate the content for a reddit post you're paranoid. get over it.
edit: thanks for the downvote. i see the comment that says "Fear mongering has killed the American Father," is being greatly upvoted. isn't it interesting that this essentially the same as my sentiment... | reading these comments is sad. people are waaay too paranoid. are there people who falsely accuse others of things? yes, but it's a rare occurrence. are there people who would be suspicious seeing a man with a child? sure, but they're actually very rare as well. it's just factually not true that "everyone's eyes are g... | reading these comments is sad. people are waaay too paranoid. are there people who falsely accuse others of things? yes, but it's a rare occurrence. are there people who would be suspicious seeing a man with a child? sure, but they're actually very rare as well. it's just factually not true that "everyone's eyes are g... | [
"Summary: this file doesn't appear fake.\n\nPost: no. ELA will show areas with different levels of compression. as you recompress a file, areas that were already compressed get smoothed out and the compression level across the picture turns uniform. \n if you were to then shop something over that picture and save i... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,790 |
djgump35 | Generate the content for a reddit post do unto others. | I mostly believe in do unto others. So, when I found an ID at the start of my break while I worked for TSA, I decided to return it. Lost and found was closed, and yelled through the door, to turn it in to the officer on duty. He didn't want it either. At this point I had used up my whole break, and was about to be late... | I mostly believe in do unto others. So, when I found an ID at the start of my break while I worked for TSA, I decided to return it. Lost and found was closed, and yelled through the door, to turn it in to the officer on duty. He didn't want it either. At this point I had used up my whole break, and was about to be late... | [
"Summary: Got fired on my day off before I was supposed to come in.\n\nPost: I was asked to come into work on a Friday. It was already some kind of miracle that I was scheduled off on a Friday as a delivery driver. I was when called and asked to come in early. Before I clocked in, I was doing the Braveheart speech ... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,791 |
tripuri | Generate the content for a reddit post Wal-Mart's a Fox News sponsor. News businesses that depend on ad revenues like their sponsors to be pleased with their coverage of events! | Wal-Mart does quite a bit of tv advertising.
If they asked me, which they haven't, and paid me to answer, which they wouldn't, I'd suggest that those funds could be allocated elsewhere.
For millions of people in the US, Wal-Mart is the only "brick-and-mortar" retailer (with the exception of convenience stores) to ... | Wal-Mart does quite a bit of tv advertising.
If they asked me, which they haven't, and paid me to answer, which they wouldn't, I'd suggest that those funds could be allocated elsewhere.
For millions of people in the US, Wal-Mart is the only "brick-and-mortar" retailer (with the exception of convenience stores) to ... | [
"Summary: spirits have already been offended enough. \n edit to break up wall of text at least some. Failed.\n\nPost: I think they should be strongly encouraged to learn a service industry trade. That will give them the best chance of earning above minimum wage. \n Learning for its own sake can be just as much or e... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,792 |
Dajbman22 | Generate the content for a reddit post unless he commits a crime, the police can't evict him. | What state are you in? In most states once a person has been invited to live in a dwelling (rented apartments included) for a certain period of time (this varies from state to state anywhere from a week to 30 days), the person gains occupancy rights. In many states this means that barring probable cause for a danger to... | What state are you in? In most states once a person has been invited to live in a dwelling (rented apartments included) for a certain period of time (this varies from state to state anywhere from a week to 30 days), the person gains occupancy rights. In many states this means that barring probable cause for a danger to... | [
"Summary: Open up, listen, and focus on the romance/intimacy.\n\nPost: I've never gotten that line before, but I am a pretty emotionally open book (moreso than most people I know, male or female). In general, though, while I don't buy into framing it as having to always \"impress\" your SO, you should never stop tr... | 58 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,793 |
ottawapainters | Generate the content for a reddit post I used to be a french artiste in my sleep. | That reminds me: When I was in college and living in a dorm, my room-mate said I got out of bed around 5am after a hard night of drinking, walked to my desk, picked up my camera, snapped a photo of a random person walking by on the street below and said, in French, "la premiere neige!" , which means "the first snow", ... | That reminds me: When I was in college and living in a dorm, my room-mate said I got out of bed around 5am after a hard night of drinking, walked to my desk, picked up my camera, snapped a photo of a random person walking by on the street below and said, in French, "la premiere neige!" , which means "the first snow", ... | [
"Summary: Might it stand to reason that since women's bodies can go into pregnancy-mode based purely on psychological factors, perhaps their bodies also change less when they don't realize they're pregnant? \n Ok, go ahead, pick it apart now.\n\nPost: Maybe a Dr amongst us can enlighten us further, but could this b... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,794 |
CrustalTrudger | Generate the content for a reddit post version is that the reason is an interesting intersection of history/anthropology in terms of why cities are founded where they are more generally, the extent to which actively deforming regions of the earth produce areas that are attractive places to live for those reasons in the... | One could just as easily ask why are so many cities not built near active faults. Just doing a quick comparison of a map of population density .
If we however restrict our view to those cities or regions that are both characterized by large destructive earthquakes and high population density, if we want to answer yo... | One could just as easily ask why are so many cities not built near active faults. Just doing a quick comparison of a map of population density .
If we however restrict our view to those cities or regions that are both characterized by large destructive earthquakes and high population density, if we want to answer yo... | [
"Summary: version, doing statistics on spatial data, R might be a good idea, doing other GIS processes, R is probably a bad idea.\n\nPost: Depends on what you are trying to do. I have found R very useful for doing statistics on spatial data (histograms, cumulative density functions, two dimensional kernel density e... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,795 |
oreng | Generate the content for a reddit post the MLS teams that will perform best in the long term will be the ones adopting an FC Porto style mentality. | Nobody's going to the middle east or asia because the leagues are coming up, they're going for the money. UEFA is so far beyond the other federations that any discussion of other markets is just an academic exercise.
Remove the U21s where there might still be undeveloped and unscouted talent hiding in some small team... | Nobody's going to the middle east or asia because the leagues are coming up, they're going for the money. UEFA is so far beyond the other federations that any discussion of other markets is just an academic exercise.
Remove the U21s where there might still be undeveloped and unscouted talent hiding in some small team... | [
"Summary: a drop in the bucket doesn't exactly give you ownership (or make you the sponsor of) every last thing that happens in this country.\n\nPost: You're beginning to spread that 3 billion in foreign aid pretty thin. It's like 1% of our government budget and maybe 0.5% of our economy. \n Actually, it's far less... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,796 |
Trolltaku | Generate the content for a reddit post Cherry-picking commits here and there doesn't make a ROM CM-based if you're not using CM as your "base" for developing your ROM. Omni and PA both use Android, not Cyanogenmod.
Basically:
Android-based ROMs: Pull source from Android -> [An Android ROM] -> Add enhancements -> ... | You're misunderstanding what developers mean when they say "CM-based".
Omni would be "CM-based" if they pulled all the source from CM and added their own enhancements. In other words, they would start with a complete, pristine CM ROM, and build in their own enhancements on top of what was already there to make thei... | You're misunderstanding what developers mean when they say "CM-based".
Omni would be "CM-based" if they pulled all the source from CM and added their own enhancements. In other words, they would start with a complete, pristine CM ROM, and build in their own enhancements on top of what was already there to make thei... | [
"Summary: Strive for perfection so you'll only fall a little short of it, and people will forgive you for the effort when you do make mistakes.\n\nPost: No offense man, but you don't seem to have any experience at all moderating subreddits, so I don't think you can rightfully say \"it's pretty easy\". \n And you ba... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,797 |
veggie_girl | Generate the content for a reddit post As women we can be perfectly satisfied with taking half the length of a penis if that is all that will fit. A man however will not likely be satisfied with never being fully able to insert all of his manhood. Also, having the cervix banged against = painful.
Bonus : Why does the... | What I want to talk about is genital length, and why its important.
I scratched the surface of this in another post on theredpill but figured it was worth some more discussion with the redpill women. Please note I am not going to discuss width (diameter), because even the smallest adult vagina is capable of expandi... | What I want to talk about is genital length, and why its important.
I scratched the surface of this in another post on theredpill but figured it was worth some more discussion with the redpill women. Please note I am not going to discuss width (diameter), because even the smallest adult vagina is capable of expandi... | [
"Summary: Dealing in absolutes = cognitive dissonance. Relatively nothing is absolute. If something as factual as gravity does not always apply, our meager social issues probably have many exceptions and useful points from opposing views. This does not mean though that it is always a \"bad\" thing to sometimes deal... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,798 |
leftajar | Generate the content for a reddit post Better, less-traditional date, closer to your place. Also, the core issue is that you failed a shit-test. Billy is the fuckin' man, and [explains shit-tests]( better than I ever could.
Edit: To be less outcome-dependent, I want you to set up at least one more date with a totally... | I'm not happy with the advice you've been given so far. Let me step in and trouble-shoot your situation step by step.
> I picked her up and took her downtown.
First adjustment: don't pick her up, don't travel very far for your "date." Both these things set a traditional courtship frame, which you never want.
In... | I'm not happy with the advice you've been given so far. Let me step in and trouble-shoot your situation step by step.
> I picked her up and took her downtown.
First adjustment: don't pick her up, don't travel very far for your "date." Both these things set a traditional courtship frame, which you never want.
In... | [
"Summary: TRP theories threaten people's beliefs about themselves, and the world. It's easy to just talk shit than go through the painful process of rewriting their self-identities. Many of us are here because we already went through great pain, and our egos were already destroyed by a horrible relationship or two.... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 2,799 |
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