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SenorCheaposGato
Generate the content for a reddit post Be kind, be open to the world, learning is lifelong, and everyone deserves real answers.
Question everyone and everything. Get the real answers to your questions--don't let anyone blow you off because you're young, female, inexperienced, etc. Don't respect adults just because they're older--respect them when they've earned it. (related: always be kind to people, even if you know they're assholes who ...
Question everyone and everything. Get the real answers to your questions--don't let anyone blow you off because you're young, female, inexperienced, etc. Don't respect adults just because they're older--respect them when they've earned it. (related: always be kind to people, even if you know they're assholes who ...
[ "Summary: I, a woman, agreed that I am a nice young man and that I would take a nurse out on a lovely date and treat her with respect. It made her happy and it didn't hurt anyone. Don't try to make people with dementia see reality--just make them happy where they think they are.\n\nPost: I did an internship (speech...
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beebrianna
Generate the content for a reddit post My index finger was deprived of blood for 48 hours, now is scarred.
When I was 7 I was riding a scooter with a friend and I fell off. My hand scraped on the concrete and my fingernail on my right index finger was hanging by a thread (literally it was just hanging by 1 single little piece). I went to the E.R. and the doctor cleaned it up and wrapped my finger from the base of the finger...
When I was 7 I was riding a scooter with a friend and I fell off. My hand scraped on the concrete and my fingernail on my right index finger was hanging by a thread (literally it was just hanging by 1 single little piece). I went to the E.R. and the doctor cleaned it up and wrapped my finger from the base of the finger...
[ "Summary: Fall off scooter leads to almost losing finger.\n\nPost: When I was 7 I fell off of a scooter while riding down a hill. I scraped my hand along the concrete and my nail on my right index finger was pulled off. It should have been a simple cleanse and band aid kind of thing, but when I arrived at the E.R. ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It took me 30 minutes to escape, but only 1 minute for you to read. EDIT - It has been three hours now and I'm still safe from my fundie parents, though they are no doubt looking for me so they can bring me to church in the morning where they will pray that I behave better. ED...
Today, I was playing Borderlands 2 on my sweet gaming rig when my mom says "Nowhere Man, come downstairs it's time for dinner" to which I replied with my usual "Fuck off, mom let me finish this round!" (it's funny because modern games do not have rounds, but her stupid fundie mind cannot handle this concept, so I put i...
Today, I was playing Borderlands 2 on my sweet gaming rig when my mom says "Nowhere Man, come downstairs it's time for dinner" to which I replied with my usual "Fuck off, mom let me finish this round!" (it's funny because modern games do not have rounds, but her stupid fundie mind cannot handle this concept, so I put i...
[ "Summary: I changed my dad's mind about trees completely using logic, reason, and facts. Now to buy r/trees merch! :B\n\nPost: We had a long conversation about government (particularly the economy) and drugs came up. He blasted trees with the usual crap that some uneducated people believe- cancer, brain damage, dea...
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MissPetrova
Generate the content for a reddit post Regret is when you do everything right, but it still goes wrong. Failure is when you do everything wrong and (predictably) it goes wrong. Failure can still be regret if it turns out badly enough, but we're gonna need to see a facial/emotional reaction for it to count.
Frequent failer here. There's a relatively low percentage (maybe 25-30%) of times I make a horrible mistake where I'm like "THIS WAS A BAD DECISION I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT" If I fall flat on my face, that's usually "OMG LOL THAT DID NOT HAPPEN LIKE I EXPECTED" and it's kind of funny in a macabre way. It was an ...
Frequent failer here. There's a relatively low percentage (maybe 25-30%) of times I make a horrible mistake where I'm like "THIS WAS A BAD DECISION I SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT" If I fall flat on my face, that's usually "OMG LOL THAT DID NOT HAPPEN LIKE I EXPECTED" and it's kind of funny in a macabre way. It was an ...
[ "Summary: new sona is LESS slutty, new MF is equally slutty, neither is even remotely generic, it's all in your head.\n\nPost: The first one literally has the boobs just hanging out and you think the SECOND one is slutty? \n Like, judging by the first one, Pentakill Sona doesn't have nipples. That's how much boob w...
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Deadpoolien
Generate the content for a reddit post My mom and dad's heater just went out and it's going to cost 2-3 thousand dollars to fix. This is coming after mom spent a huge chunk of money to fix my grandmother's heater and during a time where mom was already worried she wouldn't be able to afford to buy anyone Christmas pres...
A year ago, my parents won a small chunk of money off of a lottery ticket right around Christmas. They immediately turned around and used a big bite of their winnings to repair my grandmother's heater, which had been dying for years. The repair was expensive, but my mom was determined to do it for her own mom's sake. ...
A year ago, my parents won a small chunk of money off of a lottery ticket right around Christmas. They immediately turned around and used a big bite of their winnings to repair my grandmother's heater, which had been dying for years. The repair was expensive, but my mom was determined to do it for her own mom's sake. ...
[ "Summary: Calling it thug juice wasn't the best idea, but something being watermelon and grape flavored shouldn't necessarily be seen as a negative thing. It's just a cultural thing.\n\nPost: I just wanna know how liking watermelon, grape soda, and menthol is seen as something negative. Same with fried chicken. It'...
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amaxen
Generate the content for a reddit post The Egyptian state has for a very long time discriminated against Christians in subtle and unsubtle ways. That 15% of the population remains Christian is no small feat given the pressures involved. Egypt isn't 95% muslim. At best it's 80% Muslim. I wouldn't know about the othe...
Also, this wiki article should outline things a bit more: >Coptic Christians face discrimination at multiple levels of the government, ranging from a disproportional representation in government ministries to laws that limit their ability to build or repair churches.[133] The Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life ranks...
Also, this wiki article should outline things a bit more: >Coptic Christians face discrimination at multiple levels of the government, ranging from a disproportional representation in government ministries to laws that limit their ability to build or repair churches.[133] The Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life ranks...
[ "Summary: Real life is not like a game of Civilization V. \n If you disagree, please tell me of one revolution that a) was a true revolution regarding who/which class ruled the state and b) actually resulted in the common people being better off. \n E.G: The French Revolution, [The Haitian Revolution]( etc.\n\nPost...
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abittooshort
Generate the content for a reddit post Father of the bride namedrops the worst possible person in his speech.
My Mother re-married 5 years ago today (happy anniversary Mum). During the "father of the bride" speech, my Grandad went on with what seemed to be a biography of her life, including school grades etc. it was so boring it was painful. Not as painful as what he said next, though... For reasons nobody can work out, he d...
My Mother re-married 5 years ago today (happy anniversary Mum). During the "father of the bride" speech, my Grandad went on with what seemed to be a biography of her life, including school grades etc. it was so boring it was painful. Not as painful as what he said next, though... For reasons nobody can work out, he d...
[ "Summary: At age 13, we wanted a skatepark built in our home town. So we organised one to be built, and raised the £60,000 ourselves.\n\nPost: When I was 13, me and a few friends were in to skating. However the nearest skatepark was an hour's bus ride away, and it was in an area that 13 year old out-of-towner's sho...
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sn34kypete
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't get Card Wars, it's a paid game with huge reliance on f2p mechanics, don't get kung fu factory games/apps, they ignore complaints and treat you like crap.
So a while ago I got the Adventure Time card wars app for iOS. It seemed simple and kind of fun at first. You play against all kinds of AT characters, each with their own neat powerups and decks. The more you play, the more cards you accrue which in turn can be used for crafting or adding to your deck. A lot of this PA...
So a while ago I got the Adventure Time card wars app for iOS. It seemed simple and kind of fun at first. You play against all kinds of AT characters, each with their own neat powerups and decks. The more you play, the more cards you accrue which in turn can be used for crafting or adding to your deck. A lot of this PA...
[ "Summary: Make your gf stare into the heart of darkness and make her take all the fries she's going to at once. It'll make her cut that shit out or accept she needs to get her own fucking fries.\n\nPost: I remember picking it up from some TV show, but it was too brilliant not to use: \n Lets say a guy and a gal are...
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CAPS_LOCK_LIAR
Generate the content for a reddit post I don't see why fair-weather fans are so despised here. Watching a failure of a team is no way to spend your leisure time!
I don't understand why people here despise fair-weather fans. I mean, I couldn't think to support anyone other than the eagles and texans, but I can see why other people do. I mean, having your leisure activity be as depressing as the lower parts of your life doesn't make any sense! I can see how depressing it would be...
I don't understand why people here despise fair-weather fans. I mean, I couldn't think to support anyone other than the eagles and texans, but I can see why other people do. I mean, having your leisure activity be as depressing as the lower parts of your life doesn't make any sense! I can see how depressing it would be...
[ "Summary: 6 year olds' KKK\n\nPost: When I was in Kindergarten, me and 4-5 of my other friends used to play legos. One of the kid's for christmas got a box of lego soldiers, with half black and half white men in a total of like 40 lego dudes. He brought it into my Kindergarten during play hour and we made a mock ba...
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ProfoundBeggar
Generate the content for a reddit post Rokugan's as big or as small as you want it to be, maps don't agree with established descriptions, and even estimates via the core rulebook madly vary, so make it whatever size suits you, although I'd suggest at least 350 miles on Rokugan's longest dimension (if not more) simply t...
Deep breath] While the maps don't include legends or scale bars (at least, as far as maps of Rokugan go), you might be able to infer some kind of scale, especially if you're willing to use resources such as the [L5R Wiki]( This has a few problems, though - namely that there is sometimes conflicting information. For...
Deep breath] While the maps don't include legends or scale bars (at least, as far as maps of Rokugan go), you might be able to infer some kind of scale, especially if you're willing to use resources such as the [L5R Wiki]( This has a few problems, though - namely that there is sometimes conflicting information. For...
[ "Summary: Glory, motherfucker. It is your lifeblood. \n \n You are the stereotypical barbarian rager. You, as a Matsu Berserker, will be the one to run into the unwinnable fight, swinging axes at the unkillable beast. Embrace it. It is your destiny. \n \n Don't be afraid. Ever. Other schools in other clans have rea...
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johnnybigoode
Generate the content for a reddit post It gets better.
I can honestly say that I've beaten my depression. My story is very similar to most people, but recently I started revisiting a therapist because some things on my life seem strange. Your last paragraphs are the parts I'd like to comment, since those seemed to have been written by me in the past - the only differen...
I can honestly say that I've beaten my depression. My story is very similar to most people, but recently I started revisiting a therapist because some things on my life seem strange. Your last paragraphs are the parts I'd like to comment, since those seemed to have been written by me in the past - the only differen...
[ "Summary: A scale is the basic framework when you start making music. You get a set of notes that you can play with. This is limiting and this is good when you start. Instead of focusing on 12 notes per octave, you can tune it down to only 7 - considering the major and minor scale. \n If 7 is too much you can even ...
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ba-poi
Generate the content for a reddit post even if you invite this person, you'll be so involved with the wedding that I doubt you'd notice her, while it's hard to ignore any memories you have with this person leading up to the wedding, I think she'd at least be on her best behavior. If not then that really reflects poorly...
I hemmed and hawed about this for a while, but ultimately asked two close co-workers. I interact with everyone (we're a 20 person office so it's hard not to) but I asked for their personal emails and invited them separately. One of them is technically my boss. I don't interact with any of them outside of work, so I j...
I hemmed and hawed about this for a while, but ultimately asked two close co-workers. I interact with everyone (we're a 20 person office so it's hard not to) but I asked for their personal emails and invited them separately. One of them is technically my boss. I don't interact with any of them outside of work, so I j...
[ "Summary: A, N, M \n Also: [MOH PSA: Choose your wedding party based on who they are, not who you want them to be.](\n\nPost: I would ask N for sure. \n Asking someone to be a bridesmaid is a big deal financially and emotionally. I'm not sure what your expectations of bridesmaids are. Some camps believe that they...
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IndigoMoss
Generate the content for a reddit post wish I had infantry AA (assault kit?) in BF2, but seems stationary AA from BF2 would be more appropriate for this game.
Those Stinger emplacements were absolutely god damn useless though. 99% of the time the Jets would just take them out with their coax gun from a mile away since all Jet players worth a shit memorized all the emplacement locations and they could shoot them from miles away. I called those things death traps, because th...
Those Stinger emplacements were absolutely god damn useless though. 99% of the time the Jets would just take them out with their coax gun from a mile away since all Jet players worth a shit memorized all the emplacement locations and they could shoot them from miles away. I called those things death traps, because th...
[ "Summary: Ars should figure out a way to tell AdBlock users that they need to disabled AdBlock to see their content/if you like the content, try and support them by disabling AdBlock.\n\nPost: That's fine in my book. If they want to block AdBlock users, I'm all for them doing it. It's their site and if they feel th...
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phD_in_Random
Generate the content for a reddit post Why would you want to do that?
I'm asking this ... to potentially help in teaching people how to sing If you hear your own voice enough (recorded, then played back) you may eventually 'hear' it the way it will ultimately sound when played back. After years in radio I can't hear any real difference in 'recorded me' and the way I sound when I'm just...
I'm asking this ... to potentially help in teaching people how to sing If you hear your own voice enough (recorded, then played back) you may eventually 'hear' it the way it will ultimately sound when played back. After years in radio I can't hear any real difference in 'recorded me' and the way I sound when I'm just...
[ "Summary: Everybody hurts, sometimes.\n\nPost: Why did I not perish at birth, \n and die as I came from the womb? \nWhy were there knees to receive me \n and breasts that I might be nursed? \nFor now I would be lying down in peace; \n I would be asleep and at rest \nwith kings and rulers of the earth, \n who built ...
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BR0THAKYLE
Generate the content for a reddit post Ex's new room mate had a handle on my dick.
Your shit's weak! When I was in the hospital the student (I'm assuming) nurse was trying to put a catheter in me. I say try because he was unable to connect the catheter to my bladder. So he sat there for 5 minutes grasping my penis plunging this device in and out of my urethra, much like would one would use a plunger ...
Your shit's weak! When I was in the hospital the student (I'm assuming) nurse was trying to put a catheter in me. I say try because he was unable to connect the catheter to my bladder. So he sat there for 5 minutes grasping my penis plunging this device in and out of my urethra, much like would one would use a plunger ...
[ "Summary: went offroading with some friends and found a body then loaded my truck up with cops.\n\nPost: I was hanging out with these two female friends (one is now my gf) and we hopped in my truck and went off roading. We went down to this creek and found an explorer halfway into a ditch up against a tree. I pulle...
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SecretAgendaMan
Generate the content for a reddit post the loss of the Library of Alexandria was overblown, and would never compare to the hypothetical loss of the Catholic Church.
The loss Library of Alexandria was greatly exaggerated. What, you think that they would store all of their knowledge in one central location that was vulnerable to natural disasters? No. The Library was not extraordinarily large or spacious. It didn't hold a vast wealth of information that we otherwise would not ...
The loss Library of Alexandria was greatly exaggerated. What, you think that they would store all of their knowledge in one central location that was vulnerable to natural disasters? No. The Library was not extraordinarily large or spacious. It didn't hold a vast wealth of information that we otherwise would not ...
[ "Summary: SF: Stafford helps Megatron be great, but doesn't get enough credit in return \n So tying that in with the original statement, while Stafford has had some amazing moments with Megatron, he's had a fair share without him as well, or moments where Megatron had little to no impact on the crucial moments.\nDi...
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GNPunk
Generate the content for a reddit post LOLINTERNETEXPLORER
Good morning from weekend support, TFTS. Here's a goodie from awhile ago... Of course, I'm still doing support for $GIGANTIC_CABLE_COMPANY and the weekends are somewhat of an enigma around here. Half are misrouted calls, the other half are usually people just helping someone out and don't know a thing about comput...
Good morning from weekend support, TFTS. Here's a goodie from awhile ago... Of course, I'm still doing support for $GIGANTIC_CABLE_COMPANY and the weekends are somewhat of an enigma around here. Half are misrouted calls, the other half are usually people just helping someone out and don't know a thing about comput...
[ "Summary: Rough night until head waitress gives me a table of businessmen. $600 bill, guy with AmEx Black Card rounds up to $1000. Everything turned out okay!\n\nPost: In the Summer before I went off to college, which would have been 1999, I was working two jobs at restaurants in the Northwoods of Wisconsin. One ...
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leakyconvair
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't get blackout drunk. Nothing good comes of it, ever.
She gave consent to alter her state of mind, and any actions she took while intoxicated are accepted by her choice to become intoxicated. You have brought up a sticky situation. If the guy was equally drunk, and she gave consent, I do not personally believe that there should be any criminal charges. If he was sober, an...
She gave consent to alter her state of mind, and any actions she took while intoxicated are accepted by her choice to become intoxicated. You have brought up a sticky situation. If the guy was equally drunk, and she gave consent, I do not personally believe that there should be any criminal charges. If he was sober, an...
[ "Summary: 1,200 truck has been sitting for 6 years. Use mechanical primer bulb, crack bleed valve and pump until fuel bubbles out as per manufacturer guidelines. Crack injectors individually and crank motor until they spew diesel, using a sheet of paper to check as the 18,000 psi will fuck your day. When truck stil...
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ClarkIR
Generate the content for a reddit post moar orbs = moar easy Edit: correction to # of orbs
Look I get it, bastion sounds better because the bubble lasts longer (45 seconds) But Im here to tell you the GotV is significantly better for teammates, especially in activities like this weeks 34 PoE where having that defender makes the fight very easy, and things are constantly shooting at you. So to begin with,...
Look I get it, bastion sounds better because the bubble lasts longer (45 seconds) But Im here to tell you the GotV is significantly better for teammates, especially in activities like this weeks 34 PoE where having that defender makes the fight very easy, and things are constantly shooting at you. So to begin with,...
[ "Summary: Defender is the idea subclass for group activities such as strikes and raids, but the striker is better for solo play.\n\nPost: Each have their benefits and drawbacks. I would say striker is for more aggressive, offensive play, and defender is for supportive, defensive play. \n The defender is best utili...
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drakinor1
Generate the content for a reddit post I believe in small government, low taxes, and high personal responsibility. If you want to succeed you bust your ass to do it, if you go around being a dick you have to face the consequences, if you murder someone you seal your own fate. The real world is a harsh place and trying ...
Let me start off by saying I am poor and support republicans not because they are great but because they are closer to my views than democrats. That said, I am conservative and somewhat libertarian. I do believe that many democrat politicians are trying to push a large federal government that is somehow supposed to c...
Let me start off by saying I am poor and support republicans not because they are great but because they are closer to my views than democrats. That said, I am conservative and somewhat libertarian. I do believe that many democrat politicians are trying to push a large federal government that is somehow supposed to c...
[ "Summary: it is jealousy period and judging someone on something like this is shallow, petty, and pathetic.\n\nPost: As someone else who is poor I don't see your logic at all, and see it as shallow and petty to judge anyone based off their financial status. Its no different to me than judging someone based on race ...
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roj2323
Generate the content for a reddit post when you add guns to the mix both sides get stupid, ignore logic and facts
this is accurate unless the topic of guns comes up at the same time then it goes like this: dems = guns are bad repubs = no they're not dems = yes they are hears why repubs = no they're not, hears why poopy head dems = your the poopy head, poopy head hears why repubs and dems = erfjoefngvijk n gklvbeslxkhf...
this is accurate unless the topic of guns comes up at the same time then it goes like this: dems = guns are bad repubs = no they're not dems = yes they are hears why repubs = no they're not, hears why poopy head dems = your the poopy head, poopy head hears why repubs and dems = erfjoefngvijk n gklvbeslxkhf...
[ "Summary: Please stop helping the rumor mill\n\nPost: I think your argument is full of holes. If apple wanted to make a wearable product they already would have. The ideas are out there, the demand is there for it as well so it will either happen or it won't. Guessing whether or not apple will come out with weara...
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BaylisAscaris
Generate the content for a reddit post this happened]( If you liked this, check out my other stories: [Akira Hamster]( and [Goldfish Implosion](
I worked at 4 pet shops over a 7 year period, so I have some (hopefully) interesting stories. Thought I'd copy-paste a few here. This is ~ ~ Maggots in the Face ~ ~ Crickets are gross. Really gross. Now I have no problem with insects. I'm okay with holding or even eating a cricket, but they smell really bad when ke...
I worked at 4 pet shops over a 7 year period, so I have some (hopefully) interesting stories. Thought I'd copy-paste a few here. This is ~ ~ Maggots in the Face ~ ~ Crickets are gross. Really gross. Now I have no problem with insects. I'm okay with holding or even eating a cricket, but they smell really bad when ke...
[ "Summary: possibilities: \n \n body has trouble processing sugar \n thyroid hormones low \n not getting enough oxygen due to allergies or anemia \n prescribed or recreational drugs causing problems \n genetic disorder or something else \n not getting enough sleep, eating regularly, getting enough water.\n\nPost: No...
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Danthezooman
Generate the content for a reddit post It's a dromedary camel; camels are awesome
CAMEL FACT TIME!!!! The camel pictured is in fact a Dromedary camel. STATS: dromedaries can weigh up to about ~1300 lbs and stand around 6 ft at the shoulder. The Hump on their back is not filled with water but with fat. In harsh times camels can break down this fat into water. Speaking of water, in a single drin...
CAMEL FACT TIME!!!! The camel pictured is in fact a Dromedary camel. STATS: dromedaries can weigh up to about ~1300 lbs and stand around 6 ft at the shoulder. The Hump on their back is not filled with water but with fat. In harsh times camels can break down this fat into water. Speaking of water, in a single drin...
[ "Summary: it's a park, if you don't want to see dogs or other nature don't go there.\n\nPost: I walk dogs for a living at the moment, trust me I'm not psyched to see you people either. I've had my dogs kicked,tazed and beaten by people who dislike dogs. I go on trails that are less frequented by people on purpose, ...
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Kastoli
Generate the content for a reddit post Only considering Head/Chest/Legs Armadyl > Karil's; Verac's > Bandos > Other Barrows Melee. If degrading is an issue, the difference between Bandos and Verac's is small.
The difference between Armadyl & Karils: Karil's Crossbow is 2 Handed, and the armour has a set effect. Armadyl Crossbow is 1 Handed and the set have Gloves/Boots/Buckler. Ignoring those differences (for various reasons) Armadyl provides a small prayer bonus over Karil's and doesn't degrade. The difference between Ba...
The difference between Armadyl & Karils: Karil's Crossbow is 2 Handed, and the armour has a set effect. Armadyl Crossbow is 1 Handed and the set have Gloves/Boots/Buckler. Ignoring those differences (for various reasons) Armadyl provides a small prayer bonus over Karil's and doesn't degrade. The difference between Ba...
[ "Summary: You're overreacting if the only think you're dumping him for is swearing; but you should be dumping him for other reasons so it doesn't matter.\n\nPost: You'd be overreacting if you were dumping him simply because he swore, in this day and age words like \"fuck\" and \"cunt\" are used just as commonly as ...
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willza99
Generate the content for a reddit post We removed everything from a flat mates room and he in turn took everything from another flat mate.
I've finished up my first year and am about to go back. I study Computer Science for those interested - Anyway a mate on my course and who lived in flat 31B (I was 31A - we also know each other from highschool, weird coincidence ending up next door) was always going out and getting drunk. One night he left his door o...
I've finished up my first year and am about to go back. I study Computer Science for those interested - Anyway a mate on my course and who lived in flat 31B (I was 31A - we also know each other from highschool, weird coincidence ending up next door) was always going out and getting drunk. One night he left his door o...
[ "Summary: No, any site equally as old isn't worth the effort, you should scour for new sites in the hopes that they grow and you grow with it. \n Edit Do not use Vimeo, apparently they don't allow gameplay, there are others like BlinkTV I think (some weird name like that) but really like I said - not worth it unle...
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willreignsomnipotent
Generate the content for a reddit post Noob looking for drum loops or tracks I can use for practice . Preferably free. All ideas welcome and appreciated. Secondarily, if anyone has any great resources for learning more about rhythm and programming drums, that would be cool too. Thanks.
To elaborate on the title: I am relatively new to music. I know a little bit about, and am always learning more about my DAW (I use FL. Surprised?) and Music Theory. Slowly learning more on the keyboard, guitar, bass. But I have trouble coming up with good drum tracks. I need more practice. And while I plan to get m...
To elaborate on the title: I am relatively new to music. I know a little bit about, and am always learning more about my DAW (I use FL. Surprised?) and Music Theory. Slowly learning more on the keyboard, guitar, bass. But I have trouble coming up with good drum tracks. I need more practice. And while I plan to get m...
[ "Summary: Anyway, This is why culinary pros tend to weigh most of their dry ingredients, rather than going by volume. Especially when following larger recipes.\n\nPost: FYI a lot of professional recipes do measure by weight. This is especially important when it's a large recipe meant to produce a lot of servings....
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redisnotdead
Generate the content for a reddit post You're not important enough for me to check your history, SRS cunt. Missing the jokes (and getting super butthurt about them) is what you guys at SRS do.
Oh, no, I didn't actually check your submissions, you already had the fuschia SRS tag. Trust me I have better ways to waste my time. I have a much more efficient way to tag the internet autists. I occasionally head to /r/SRS and tag everyone on the frontpage with a fuschia SRS tag. The idea is that if you're retard...
Oh, no, I didn't actually check your submissions, you already had the fuschia SRS tag. Trust me I have better ways to waste my time. I have a much more efficient way to tag the internet autists. I occasionally head to /r/SRS and tag everyone on the frontpage with a fuschia SRS tag. The idea is that if you're retard...
[ "Summary: go back to SRS\n\nPost: hate speech, ie shit I don't want to read. \n I don't want to read your bullshit, that doesn't make it hate speech. \n You idiots are doing more harm to whatever cause you're defending (i'm not sure, honestly) than calling these outfits slutty ever did. \n Whit your liberal use of ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Stop taking things so seriously; life is better when you relax.
Yea, when I read "faggot" on a comment, I just assume its some kid, or 4chan person. If you literally cannot sleep because someone on the internet tried being funny, and you didn't "get it", then I think it is yourself that needs to learn to relax and stop taking things so seriously. That being said, calling a gay pe...
Yea, when I read "faggot" on a comment, I just assume its some kid, or 4chan person. If you literally cannot sleep because someone on the internet tried being funny, and you didn't "get it", then I think it is yourself that needs to learn to relax and stop taking things so seriously. That being said, calling a gay pe...
[ "Summary: of the rest are \"that bird is invincible\".\n\nPost: I'll start of by how she got her name, \"Ziggy\". I was rather stumped for a name, so I found a long list online. I went through all of the names one by one. The last one was \"Ziggy\". As soon as I said it, she started chirping like a maniac. So, that...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Attacking GamerGate is the only way to satisfy their gamer-envy. > Maybe everything I said here doesn't make sense. Maybe you'll relate to a couple of points. > It's just a thought that popped into my head and I thought I'd run with it. [So much projection](
I'm just opening my mind to all possibilities and I came up with this while looking back on my experiences as a kid. >What if Anti-GG is really all the people filled with Gamer envy. They're the filthy casuals that wish they were as cool as us. They wish they had the passion we have for games. They wish they could be...
I'm just opening my mind to all possibilities and I came up with this while looking back on my experiences as a kid. >What if Anti-GG is really all the people filled with Gamer envy. They're the filthy casuals that wish they were as cool as us. They wish they had the passion we have for games. They wish they could be...
[ "Summary: for various reason white people don't have A culture, but the do have MULTIPLE cultures. On the other hand, black people do have A culture, but broadly speaking have ONE culture rather than a handful. And the reasons for all this are very interesting.\n\nPost: I think the problem is that there is a black ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It's very different in every culture.
In Russia, the word for "black" is a slur, and the equivalent of "negro" is neutral. In Dutch, the word for "black" ("zwart") is neutral, the word "neger" can be used jokingly, but the word "nikker" is a complete taboo in any context. "Color-ling" ("kleurling") used to be correct, but is now considered extremely offe...
In Russia, the word for "black" is a slur, and the equivalent of "negro" is neutral. In Dutch, the word for "black" ("zwart") is neutral, the word "neger" can be used jokingly, but the word "nikker" is a complete taboo in any context. "Color-ling" ("kleurling") used to be correct, but is now considered extremely offe...
[ "Summary: first experience was minor and cute and didn't even last 24 hours, but it's nice to think back on.\n\nPost: I was eighteen, first year at university, and I'd just made two friends (a guy and a girl) at camp. I was hoping to get a kiss from the girl, and eventually did, after which she immediately blurted ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post gaming really isn't that expensive compared to any other entertainment source or hobby and can actually be the cheaper alternative. It does take some planning and saving due to high upfront costs, though but there are always deals if you have some patience.
The cost isn't that bad and is actually cheaper then a lot of other entertainment activities. A console costs $300-500 but they only come out about every 5-7 years. It is a big upfront cost but pretty cheap if you consider the life of the product and with proper care the console will easily last that long. A PC's life ...
The cost isn't that bad and is actually cheaper then a lot of other entertainment activities. A console costs $300-500 but they only come out about every 5-7 years. It is a big upfront cost but pretty cheap if you consider the life of the product and with proper care the console will easily last that long. A PC's life ...
[ "Summary: due to the relative youth of the U.S. and melting pot make-up, many Americans recognize and hold on to their cultural heritage both as Americans and as recent descendants from other countries. Also, the degree to how strongly Americans associate with their ancestral cultures varies widely due to several f...
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Generate the content for a reddit post LDB, or indeed any powerful Tongue, could blast them both to dust with a polite cough.
That's a popular theory, but it's not actually backed up by much. LDB is Alduin's Kryptonite. His/her very being is not comprehensible to Alduin. Alduin getting hit by Dragonrend is like a toddler being given the Doctor's knowledge. The Nordic heroes used the Voice and an Elder Scroll to kick the son of the Time G...
That's a popular theory, but it's not actually backed up by much. LDB is Alduin's Kryptonite. His/her very being is not comprehensible to Alduin. Alduin getting hit by Dragonrend is like a toddler being given the Doctor's knowledge. The Nordic heroes used the Voice and an Elder Scroll to kick the son of the Time G...
[ "Summary: to the Doctor, humans are less like dogs and more like a very clever human's average friend.\n\nPost: I don't buy it. \n The Doctor's intelligence is clearly beyond a human's - that much is obvious. But by how much is the question. \n Intelligence is difficult to quantify. No human could beat the Doctor a...
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Generate the content for a reddit post went to sleep with an empty account. Got paid $325. Paid $320 in bills. Woke up with -$310 in my account. I had incurred $315 in overdraft fees overnight, yet my balance was $310. Aliens.
I got 9 $35 charges ($315 total) in overdraft charges for an overdraft that was solved in under 1 hour. The total overdraft? $1.76. They refused to forgive any charges. I scheduled to blow my whole paycheck on bills via Bill Pay. Bills came out, less than an hour later Direct Deposit went in. The bankers told me the ...
I got 9 $35 charges ($315 total) in overdraft charges for an overdraft that was solved in under 1 hour. The total overdraft? $1.76. They refused to forgive any charges. I scheduled to blow my whole paycheck on bills via Bill Pay. Bills came out, less than an hour later Direct Deposit went in. The bankers told me the ...
[ "Summary: I falcon punched what was basically a dull rusty knife, firmly planted to the ground .\n\nPost: Ah, this story doesn't take place in my early youth like most. I'm apparently foolish in my twenties, although a relatively responsible person. To begin... \n I work with car interiors. Every day. The underside...
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stilesja
Generate the content for a reddit post Citations already provided to the dumb, lazy, bone head tool.
Actually you are the irrelevant garbage, the text after the quote was summarizing the findings from the second link because I knew you would be too dumb and lazy to read it yourself, as you were too dumb and lazy to even read my entire post I assumed correctly, but miscalculated the extent of your stupidity and lazines...
Actually you are the irrelevant garbage, the text after the quote was summarizing the findings from the second link because I knew you would be too dumb and lazy to read it yourself, as you were too dumb and lazy to even read my entire post I assumed correctly, but miscalculated the extent of your stupidity and lazines...
[ "Summary: Fucked your mom.\n\nPost: Hate to break it to you my friend but you were conceived at an orgie and there was as good a chance you would have been my son, a philipino dude that went by the name \"Snake\", or Wilt Chamberlin's son, as there was you being fathered by the person you call \"Dad\". I'm just gl...
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Generate the content for a reddit post gaming is in it's awkward teen stage.
PS3, Xbox, Wii enter and dominate the market, and continue to do so. rebirth of viral web games. Instead of Addictinggames and Miniclip, the realm is taken by things like Minecraft and Slender through various sources Steam does good for PC gaming, one could argue it brought it back from the dead. gaming ent...
PS3, Xbox, Wii enter and dominate the market, and continue to do so. rebirth of viral web games. Instead of Addictinggames and Miniclip, the realm is taken by things like Minecraft and Slender through various sources Steam does good for PC gaming, one could argue it brought it back from the dead. gaming ent...
[ "Summary: Solaire is the Firstborn.\n\nPost: his clues lack subtlety? tell me what these are. He says \"the sun is like a magnificient father\" in ONE line of dialogue. He has the ability to throw lighting spears, and who else was well known for doing that? Good ol' Gwyn. He was banished as a god, and funny that...
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hoobaSKANK
Generate the content for a reddit post went to Dagobert in Quebec City, spent $150 on tequila, partied in an igloo, and almost got in a fight because I couldn't speak French
Went with my university's ski and snowboard club to Quebec for the week before New Years in 2010. Got to go snowboard on some really awesome mountains all week, but more importantly for an 18 year old college freshman, I could legally drink. And it helped that pretty much every member of the ski and snowboard club love...
Went with my university's ski and snowboard club to Quebec for the week before New Years in 2010. Got to go snowboard on some really awesome mountains all week, but more importantly for an 18 year old college freshman, I could legally drink. And it helped that pretty much every member of the ski and snowboard club love...
[ "Summary: Inadvertently showed a video of a friend fapping to the whole class\n\nPost: Will probably get buried, but I rather enjoy telling this story. In high school I took AP Psychology and had a pretty chill teacher. One day in the last few minutes of class, I had a chance to get on my teacher's computer to show...
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Generate the content for a reddit post You're moronic and have such a twisted, protected, and brainwashed view of the world it's fucking pathetic.
Aww, you're so cute. First of all, evading responsibility until you're in your 30s? That's called being responsible. I'm not going to get married (if I ever do) until long after I'm done with college, have a successful job and financial security, and a long fruitful relationship with someone. Adding those together ...
Aww, you're so cute. First of all, evading responsibility until you're in your 30s? That's called being responsible. I'm not going to get married (if I ever do) until long after I'm done with college, have a successful job and financial security, and a long fruitful relationship with someone. Adding those together ...
[ "Summary: The tower is a flashlight, your phone is a flashlight. They flash a color at each other called \"radio\" that's invisible to us but visible to each of them and can travel through walls. \n \n Well it's exactly that, flashing ones and zeros. The transfer (movement from tower to phone) itself happens at the...
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Generate the content for a reddit post torrents work without port forwarding, at the cost of block availability and torrent speed.
I wouldn't use uTorrent anymore, they sold out long ago, and if you're still running an older version, it's full of security vulnerabilities. That said, without port forwarding (regardless of client), you're essentially in leaching mode. People can't connect to you to request blocks. You will only swap blocks with ...
I wouldn't use uTorrent anymore, they sold out long ago, and if you're still running an older version, it's full of security vulnerabilities. That said, without port forwarding (regardless of client), you're essentially in leaching mode. People can't connect to you to request blocks. You will only swap blocks with ...
[ "Summary: it actually saves you money, and time.\n\nPost: If your car does 20mpg and gas is $4/gallon (your car may do more, you may find gas for less, being rough here) then a 5 mile detour (again, rough) is ~$1 in gas, but you also save on tolls which, these days, cost more than $1. Plus in the AM heavy traffic ...
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Sirinon
Generate the content for a reddit post Girl I was attracted to was forbidden from dating me because our different groups of friends are fighting
So I am the kind of guy who although I have a fairly active dating life It is very rare that I am really truly attracted to someone. Every few months I go clubbing on the central coast ( a scenic but slightly dodgy area north of Sydney) with an old Ex girlfiend with whom I am now strictly friends, she makes a good wi...
So I am the kind of guy who although I have a fairly active dating life It is very rare that I am really truly attracted to someone. Every few months I go clubbing on the central coast ( a scenic but slightly dodgy area north of Sydney) with an old Ex girlfiend with whom I am now strictly friends, she makes a good wi...
[ "Summary: Do your research buddy.\n\nPost: We have an underlying problem with racism which manifests itself in an unsubstantiated fear of immigration (we let in very few, and still people seem to think we are overrun) and often open violence (Cronulla riots, bashing of Indians in Melbourne). \n You do realise there...
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HexAddict
Generate the content for a reddit post You are Hitler.
Don't get worked up over internet assholes. That's the path to the darkside. The worst thing about gaming is how digital most discussion is. As we're all well aware, people tend to talk in hyperboles in the digital space. Shit like "LOL" or "Worst THING EVER!" So given that most gaming conversations happen in the dig...
Don't get worked up over internet assholes. That's the path to the darkside. The worst thing about gaming is how digital most discussion is. As we're all well aware, people tend to talk in hyperboles in the digital space. Shit like "LOL" or "Worst THING EVER!" So given that most gaming conversations happen in the dig...
[ "Summary: I feel that people can prove that the used games industry does steer money away from the original developers and publishers. As for the game lending market I would compare that to perhaps Netflix if the original devs and publishers get a cut. But regardless I feel that (convenient) digital distribution ha...
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telestrial
Generate the content for a reddit post If it's a Christian school don't bother..you've likely already been lawyer'd without your knowledge. Edit: Because my college is too busy teaching creationism for me to immediately notice errors in my writing.
Hey...a question that needs to be answered before any of that should be done: Does OP go to a private Christian college? Because if so...OP should forget about it. Before you burn me at the cross (bad joke eel) let me explain. First off, private schools can pretty much do anything they want to do from a legal stand-po...
Hey...a question that needs to be answered before any of that should be done: Does OP go to a private Christian college? Because if so...OP should forget about it. Before you burn me at the cross (bad joke eel) let me explain. First off, private schools can pretty much do anything they want to do from a legal stand-po...
[ "Summary: Music is organized sound. No matter what the resonance..whether it's chest voice..head voice..screaming. Speaking. Moaning. It's all considered music\n\nPost: You've stumbled onto an area that gets covered in most music students 3rd or 4th semester of music history (if the teacher is worth their salt). Wh...
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M_Binks
Generate the content for a reddit post When you've got unlimited internet over a fibre connection, who cares about throttling downloads?
The system really lends itself to people adding features to "scratch your own itch". Open source software has the same tendency. That can lead to wonderful work - when you're fulfilling a need you yourself have felt that can be extremely satisfying. However, it can be very bad for improving features that the team do...
The system really lends itself to people adding features to "scratch your own itch". Open source software has the same tendency. That can lead to wonderful work - when you're fulfilling a need you yourself have felt that can be extremely satisfying. However, it can be very bad for improving features that the team do...
[ "Summary: Physics might be \"pure\" science; but biology is messy and we're still willing to call it a science. Where you decide to draw the line is your decision, but we need to recognize this is an exercise in line-drawing and that different conclusions can be reached. Also sociology is painfully young; so you ne...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I'd rather you read some pieces of what I wrote, because they do go more in depth than the following, but anyway, a lot of the ideas for Pokemon MMOs people have can hurt longevity, alienate huge portions of the fanbase, and ruin a lot of the addictive and gratifying flavor that P...
OK, so here's the big issue. I'll write this in essay/address format: Why Pokemon is so great in the first place Aside from the fact that it's a bunch of really cute creatures and there's the quest to Catch 'Em All, there are many other niches that make the games so good. One is the brilliant RPG mechanic and formu...
OK, so here's the big issue. I'll write this in essay/address format: Why Pokemon is so great in the first place Aside from the fact that it's a bunch of really cute creatures and there's the quest to Catch 'Em All, there are many other niches that make the games so good. One is the brilliant RPG mechanic and formu...
[ "Summary: I also really love the art style, general atmosphere, story, writing, music, etc. It's what keeps this game as one of my favorite Zeldas (in my top 5...for now). However, from a gameplay standpoint? I think the game makes way too many mistakes and makes the actual dungeons, bosses, quests and such a big h...
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Hermocrates
Generate the content for a reddit post I consider my privacy to have worth.
You're only talking about monetary costs, but there are also the many privacy concerns that go with Facebook. Facebook, by default, leaves most of your information public and you have to manually make it private; most users aren't aware of how visible they are to Internet, and Zuckerberg has basically admitted he doesn...
You're only talking about monetary costs, but there are also the many privacy concerns that go with Facebook. Facebook, by default, leaves most of your information public and you have to manually make it private; most users aren't aware of how visible they are to Internet, and Zuckerberg has basically admitted he doesn...
[ "Summary: I meant it as \"flat pride,\" not \"flat supremacy.\"\n\nPost: I suppose we may have come across as such, but I honestly didn't mean to put down larger breasts. It's just a preference thing for me, like hair colour or height. The only reason I feel so strongly about it is because there's such a stigma ag...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Can't connect with people on deeper levels. Social skills dependent on mood and whether I know if the person is interesting beforehand or not. Not sure how to fix this.
I (22M) feel like I am a reasonablly interesting person with a good sense of humor (so I've been told) but I never really feel like I "click" with anyone on any level deeper than casual conversation and even that's a stretch sometimes. I'll be the first to say that I'm not the best with conversation so maybe that's the...
I (22M) feel like I am a reasonablly interesting person with a good sense of humor (so I've been told) but I never really feel like I "click" with anyone on any level deeper than casual conversation and even that's a stretch sometimes. I'll be the first to say that I'm not the best with conversation so maybe that's the...
[ "Summary: Ex is sending mixed signals, is lonely, and I'm afraid she might be using me for emotional support.\n\nPost: This is a cross post from /r/breakups. I didn't get much of a response there so I thought I'd try it here. \n She (22) broke up with me (21M) about 4 months ago saying that she didn't want a relati...
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Tak_Galaman
Generate the content for a reddit post The internet is here to stay, and it's your job to control your identity there and society might have to loosen up as we hear more about other people.
In a way I think realizing that things like that are, at least potentially, visible will help civility on the internet and lead people to take privacy and their internet presence more seriously. At the same time when someone does share that they're searching something socially taboo and find out that the world doesn't ...
In a way I think realizing that things like that are, at least potentially, visible will help civility on the internet and lead people to take privacy and their internet presence more seriously. At the same time when someone does share that they're searching something socially taboo and find out that the world doesn't ...
[ "Summary: if you took all the sealife from the oceans you could cover highways from California to New Jersey with 10 feet of sealife 5 times\n\nPost: Here we go. I've been crunching some numbers for a few minutes to help us all understand that 1 cubic mile, while it seems small \"Hey, I could put that in the middle...
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fostertherabbits
Generate the content for a reddit post you're absolutely right, getting a dog in your current situation is an awful idea. Edit: forgot to add the cost of flea/tick and heart worm preventatives. Figure $20-25/month minimum for that. And the dog will need a heartworm test every year. (Puppies don't get on because it ta...
She should not get the dog. You might be able to find a free/low cost spay/neuter clinic, especially with a pitbull, but there are a lot of other vet costs. An exam in my area runs about $50. Then there are vaccines. A free CL dog is not going to be vaccinated, so you're looking at three rounds of DHLPP (distemper) and...
She should not get the dog. You might be able to find a free/low cost spay/neuter clinic, especially with a pitbull, but there are a lot of other vet costs. An exam in my area runs about $50. Then there are vaccines. A free CL dog is not going to be vaccinated, so you're looking at three rounds of DHLPP (distemper) and...
[ "Summary: So. Much. Poop.\n\nPost: I worked at a dog daycare for 6 1/2 years. I assume most people take their dogs out to poop before loading them in the car. Dogs would show up, get out in the yard and poop, we'd open up the second yard, dogs would run down and poop. And a lot of the dogs would poop again in the a...
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Rathwood
Generate the content for a reddit post it has more features than Chrome, though it's a bit slower. Also, it pioneered some of Chrome's awesome features.
Sure, a few. It's not quite as fast as Chrome, but it's more full-featured. It has the same sync feature as Chrome (Opera Link), there's a built-in email client and contacts book, there's Opera Turbo for speeding up browsing on slow networks, and it's got a lot of the same extensions as Chrome and Firefox. It also sy...
Sure, a few. It's not quite as fast as Chrome, but it's more full-featured. It has the same sync feature as Chrome (Opera Link), there's a built-in email client and contacts book, there's Opera Turbo for speeding up browsing on slow networks, and it's got a lot of the same extensions as Chrome and Firefox. It also sy...
[ "Summary: We need public healthcare.\n\nPost: I'm an American student living in Ireland, and I've been learning lots about this sort of thing. One of the locals told me \"Out here, we work to live. But you Americans, you live to work.\" And I think he was right. Americans both establish our personal identity and me...
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zyguy
Generate the content for a reddit post From a Pastor's family. Was afraid to come out, but when I did i received love and affirmation with who I am. I'm the luckiest guy in the world
I’m from a religious family, and I’m still spiritual so bear with me. I'm not some blind sheep clinging to my religious heritage, I practice my spiritual walk in my own way. Well here is my coming out experience. My dad is a pastor and my mom basically has a pedigree of our denomination. It was no secret that my pare...
I’m from a religious family, and I’m still spiritual so bear with me. I'm not some blind sheep clinging to my religious heritage, I practice my spiritual walk in my own way. Well here is my coming out experience. My dad is a pastor and my mom basically has a pedigree of our denomination. It was no secret that my pare...
[ "Summary: I had already put time in helping build a freaking red forbidden city minus his parts our of legos, written a script for a quick film report on it, and casted my crush to be in it, and then he changed his mind and left me less than 24 hours notice that he'd ditched me and made his own report that he wasn'...
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MorbidandCreepifying
Generate the content for a reddit post The judgment placed on virgins or non-virgins by friends and other social circumstances. (It's stupid.)
The amount of judgment placed on a person (here in the States at least) revolving around virginity. Whether you have yours still (or not), your age if you still have it (or age when you lost it), with whom you lost it, how long you knew that person, etc. etc. Gender playing a big role in the judgment and/or pressure...
The amount of judgment placed on a person (here in the States at least) revolving around virginity. Whether you have yours still (or not), your age if you still have it (or age when you lost it), with whom you lost it, how long you knew that person, etc. etc. Gender playing a big role in the judgment and/or pressure...
[ "Summary: Lady tried to get replacement food for food she never bought thinking that since her pouting kids were there I wouldn't say no.\n\nPost: When I worked at BG theme park some lady came up to the stand with her 4 kids. She claimed to have bought 6 hot dog baskets and left them on the table for a minute when ...
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krazerrr
Generate the content for a reddit post GOOD LUCK BRO
As many people have already said throughout this subreddit, there is no secret to getting to gold. The trick is to get better. If you're a good player, and you have a positive attitude in game, you'll raise your team morale and you'll carry. Don't stress so much about getting to gold, just keep playing and if you're ...
As many people have already said throughout this subreddit, there is no secret to getting to gold. The trick is to get better. If you're a good player, and you have a positive attitude in game, you'll raise your team morale and you'll carry. Don't stress so much about getting to gold, just keep playing and if you're ...
[ "Summary: I APPROVE\n\nPost: Xerath bottom works well. Just try to get an AD carry either mid or top lane to compensate and balance out your team comp. Your role as an AP bot with a support isn't to farm and scale well. It's to completely shut down the enemy AD carry. Same role as having an Urgot + support bot ...
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kiwisdontbounce
Generate the content for a reddit post It would be nice to get clean, straight-forward ads, but I would still prefer NO ADS. They CAN NEVER BE unbiased.
I definitely would appreciate it and would give ads more thought if they weren't catering to those people who are mentally incapable of seeing through the BS. Like you said, if they gave me less bullshit, I wouldn't mind them as much (I still wouldn't enjoy them or appreciate the ad in and of itself). Even still, th...
I definitely would appreciate it and would give ads more thought if they weren't catering to those people who are mentally incapable of seeing through the BS. Like you said, if they gave me less bullshit, I wouldn't mind them as much (I still wouldn't enjoy them or appreciate the ad in and of itself). Even still, th...
[ "Summary: I agree but it is tough to draw the line.\n\nPost: I agree with your point, but who is to decide whether or not a game is \"cashing in?\" I personally think Halo has been cashing in for a while, but many of my friends would say they love the new halo games. The opposite can be said for The Elder Scrolls...
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adder_gw
Generate the content for a reddit post introverts don't bite, don't be afraid to say hi
I'm a pretty introverted guy. I usually don't interact much with my classmates, I'm fine with taking notes and moving along. Not unlike the guy you described. One day at the end of my French class, this beautiful way-out-of-my-league lady in class started a little conversation with me at the end of class. I can't e...
I'm a pretty introverted guy. I usually don't interact much with my classmates, I'm fine with taking notes and moving along. Not unlike the guy you described. One day at the end of my French class, this beautiful way-out-of-my-league lady in class started a little conversation with me at the end of class. I can't e...
[ "Summary: don't bother getting into arguments or debates, just say that you have your own reasons for respectfully disagreeing and leave it at that\n\nPost: Hey there, \n So I can only speak to my personal experience, which is somewhat different from yours. I was raised a JW, but my dad is an Atheist. Has been sin...
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goodsam1
Generate the content for a reddit post go to concerts to enjoy the music so much more
Also there is an understanding of what the musician is trying to do and where they are coming from. I didn't understand Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeros, then I saw them in concert... afterwards they were all I listened to for a week or two. Maybe that fits into the cultural understanding.
Also there is an understanding of what the musician is trying to do and where they are coming from. I didn't understand Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeros, then I saw them in concert... afterwards they were all I listened to for a week or two. Maybe that fits into the cultural understanding.
[ "Summary: Most of the time Thursday night games suck, but Hokies have made Thursday their night.\n\nPost: the thing is the hokies have built a reputation of killing on thursday night games, also on that night we rule (if you read the article). On a Saturday we compete for the spotlight, on Thursday we shine we are ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post it doesn't get easier, but make the time together really count. Always remind her of how much you love her and how important she is to you.
So sorry to hear the situation you're in. Just make sure when you are with your child, she knows she is the most important thing in your life and make every moment with her count! I can't really relate to the marriage separation part as my husband and I are still together, but we are a military family and he regula...
So sorry to hear the situation you're in. Just make sure when you are with your child, she knows she is the most important thing in your life and make every moment with her count! I can't really relate to the marriage separation part as my husband and I are still together, but we are a military family and he regula...
[ "Summary: you should have found out more about this exchange before signing up. \n EDIT: (Orange mailed) \"my comment has been 'gilded'? Shoot, am I in trouble, did I do something wrong??\" (Reads message) \"somebody gave ME gold?? That... that... that is SO sweet :')\" \n Thank you fellow redditor!\n\nPost: I have...
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Generate the content for a reddit post You're right in that a darker tone doesn't make a movie better per say, but I concur with /u/Taravangian that this particular trilogy could do with a bit of darkness. All of my favorite fantasy series, books and movies alike, tend to tread into darker themes to resolve some prob...
However, in this case, I agree with the point being made; I don't know if you've ever read the Hobbit, but, without being too spoiler-y, one of the things that makes the book interesting, for me anyway, is the way that the Lake Men and the Dwarves interact, and perhaps more specifically, how Bilbo reacts to their inter...
However, in this case, I agree with the point being made; I don't know if you've ever read the Hobbit, but, without being too spoiler-y, one of the things that makes the book interesting, for me anyway, is the way that the Lake Men and the Dwarves interact, and perhaps more specifically, how Bilbo reacts to their inter...
[ "Summary: You're right, but Disney is normally the folks releasing the movie first. The fact that Pixar is so far behind, arguably, their biggest rival in movies like this is troubling to me, especially with what some would perceive as the flagging quality of the company. However, I'll reserve my judgement until I'...
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Generate the content for a reddit post if you only read this line, please don't pm me. Thanks!
Hello DPP, and good evening, owners of genitalia! I'm looking for, as usual, your first time stories or your favorite sexual experience, things like that. I particularly like stories where milfs train young guys over a period of time (like a weekend in her house or several weekly "lessons"). All genders welcomed! No ...
Hello DPP, and good evening, owners of genitalia! I'm looking for, as usual, your first time stories or your favorite sexual experience, things like that. I particularly like stories where milfs train young guys over a period of time (like a weekend in her house or several weekly "lessons"). All genders welcomed! No ...
[ "Summary: if you only read this line, please don't pm me. Thanks!\n\nPost: Hello DPP, and good evening, owners of genitalia! \n I'm looking for, as usual, your first time stories or your favorite sexual experience, things like that. I particularly like stories where milfs train young guys over a period of time (lik...
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susuhead
Generate the content for a reddit post it's the lighting.
If your ambient light is yellow/tungsten, and you then adjust the white balance (or the camera does it for you) to be accurate on your skin/watch, the keyboard backlighting appears blue. If you adjust it so that the backlight is white, the rest of your picture will appear more yellow.
If your ambient light is yellow/tungsten, and you then adjust the white balance (or the camera does it for you) to be accurate on your skin/watch, the keyboard backlighting appears blue. If you adjust it so that the backlight is white, the rest of your picture will appear more yellow.
[ "Summary: BVR ain't everything, the F-22 isn't invincible.\n\nPost: Sure, but outside of a 100% hot conflict with a peer state, how many BVR shots will be taken? None. RoE are usually restrictive, IFF is unreliable, you need to know who you're firing at. Once in the merge for VID, suddenly BVR is irrelevant and y...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Having second thoughts on dad's clinical trial cancer treatment. Hard to give the unknown a chance when there is a confirmed treatment for him. Asking what the /r/cancer community thinks. Thanks for reading, Maf
Hello everyone, I thought I would throw a question out to see what your thoughts are. My father is right now receiving his second infusion of Hoffman La Roche's anti PD-L1 drug. This is a form of immunotherapy that takes away the cancer's ability to hide from the immune system. If it works, my father's immune syste...
Hello everyone, I thought I would throw a question out to see what your thoughts are. My father is right now receiving his second infusion of Hoffman La Roche's anti PD-L1 drug. This is a form of immunotherapy that takes away the cancer's ability to hide from the immune system. If it works, my father's immune syste...
[ "Summary: My third grade teacher also said the same thing to me as OP was told. I talk about how one teacher shamed me into giving up on using a computer for work and using shit cursive instead. \n EDIT: Clarified that my teacher read the \"story\" to my class while we worked, but I knew it was directed at me.\n\...
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Generate the content for a reddit post The rest of the world are idiots and liars, except for me and MagicAmy, i love her. Oh, and girlpower! Because I'm mature!
That along with "everyone but MagicAmy is a liar. She told us that every single person who accused her was at fault, and she is a cute Korean girl..therefore she isnt lying...everyone else is" also "We found 0 evidence... as long as we ignore all of the evidence. She doesnt use the same screenname/login as her boyfri...
That along with "everyone but MagicAmy is a liar. She told us that every single person who accused her was at fault, and she is a cute Korean girl..therefore she isnt lying...everyone else is" also "We found 0 evidence... as long as we ignore all of the evidence. She doesnt use the same screenname/login as her boyfri...
[ "Summary: Girlfriends cousins/aunt come over to interrupt/surprise us during forbidden sexy time...Parking down the street saves lives.\n\nPost: O shit i have a good one for once... and only 3 hours in. \n Anyways.. in high school.. in a relationship with a girl whose family is SUPER religious... like beyond religi...
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bulksalty
Generate the content for a reddit post people (even very smart people) are terrible at predicting things that follow exponential paths.
From 1850 to 1960, transportation underwent a technological change that was massive and unprecedented (for eons prior to 1850, people walked, rode horses, or sailed). Then suddenly over a 100 year period, transportation technology started improving exponentially first with steam engines and later with internal combust...
From 1850 to 1960, transportation underwent a technological change that was massive and unprecedented (for eons prior to 1850, people walked, rode horses, or sailed). Then suddenly over a 100 year period, transportation technology started improving exponentially first with steam engines and later with internal combust...
[ "Summary: It would require designing a compesator/slide that would remain in battery long enough to allow pressure to drop (ie the bullet to have left the barrel), an extractor that would work on .427\" rims (from the existing .480) and the rim thickness changes as well. Obviously a new barrel, and complicating th...
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Generate the content for a reddit post mouz vs mouz / nearly evenly skilled team / mouz is inconsistent / D&G showing good results lately / BO1 TBA / My bet: KtR Bet: Extra info:
Game: mouz vs mouz (D&G) Lounge odds: 65-35 My personal odds: 65-35 Who I believe will win: mouz (mousesports if that wasn't clear) Who I will bet on: nobody Reasoning behind my bet: If mouz is playing mouz maybe mouz will give mouz a break and mouz will show mouz what the true meaning of mouz is. Serio...
Game: mouz vs mouz (D&G) Lounge odds: 65-35 My personal odds: 65-35 Who I believe will win: mouz (mousesports if that wasn't clear) Who I will bet on: nobody Reasoning behind my bet: If mouz is playing mouz maybe mouz will give mouz a break and mouz will show mouz what the true meaning of mouz is. Serio...
[ "Summary: Mother Nature is really a beautiful thing. \n Now, It's quite some time later, and I still have 3 cats, (R.I.P: Emmy :c) and a dog, and I'm quite a cheery man. The outside really does show the beauty of the world, and the peacefulness of the outside world. \n Edit: I'm not really sure if THIS counts as my...
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Generate the content for a reddit post LOTS OF SPECULATION
I still don't get why the destroy ending means EDE dies. Sure the Geth's consciousness itself contains reaper code, and destroying that means they become mindless shells, but EDE existed as a VI gone self-aware AI before the reaper tech ever came into the picture. If that part of her were destroyed she would simply los...
I still don't get why the destroy ending means EDE dies. Sure the Geth's consciousness itself contains reaper code, and destroying that means they become mindless shells, but EDE existed as a VI gone self-aware AI before the reaper tech ever came into the picture. If that part of her were destroyed she would simply los...
[ "Summary: it's a neat feature but history has shown it probably won't be used a lot.\n\nPost: That seems silly to me if it can be used to make the PS3 into a Wii U style machine. It fragments the audience of the PS3 and puts any developer who decides to use this feature in any unique way in a big hole. For instance...
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Generate the content for a reddit post You lose 2 stacks of your AA passive by Q, 2nd Qing over wall which hurts your early clear.
In addition to what people have already mentioned the way Lee's passive works is that he gets an increased attack speed (and energy regen) on the next two attacks after casting a spell. This passive resets to 2 stacks on the first and second activation of each spell. So optimally to keep his AS higher you want to do so...
In addition to what people have already mentioned the way Lee's passive works is that he gets an increased attack speed (and energy regen) on the next two attacks after casting a spell. This passive resets to 2 stacks on the first and second activation of each spell. So optimally to keep his AS higher you want to do so...
[ "Summary: Normal MMR is stupid...\n\nPost: The reverse side of this coin is say a group of 3-5 friends in the silver 2-gold 1 range are pulling in almost exclusively plat and diamond players in their normals. It happens to me and my buddies everytime we play normals which is the majority of our games. We usually on...
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BadCustomerService
Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a bad son
This happened a couple days ago when I was coming back from my vacation. The plane has just taken off and I get thirsty and want some water so I get my water and try to open it, it is one of those stupid nozzle water bottles and I can't get the lid off, I keep trying and then eventually admit to defeat and pass it to...
This happened a couple days ago when I was coming back from my vacation. The plane has just taken off and I get thirsty and want some water so I get my water and try to open it, it is one of those stupid nozzle water bottles and I can't get the lid off, I keep trying and then eventually admit to defeat and pass it to...
[ "Summary: spooky caves are spooky, spooky forests are spooky, just go back the way you came.\n\nPost: I say spooky, because no, its not terrifying but its just gives me a erie type feeling. \n Basically I'm on vacation with my family and we are in Barbados and we walked on one of the beaches and to get a certain pa...
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Scopolamina
Generate the content for a reddit post Everyone wants source - stop asking, start providing.
Reminder: >I'm going to use this opportunity to speak to the /r/curvy community about source requests. I'm sorry that I'm using you as an example but it's just time to take care of this. >It is the safest assumption you can make that every single person who has upvoted a link wants source if it hasn't been provided...
Reminder: >I'm going to use this opportunity to speak to the /r/curvy community about source requests. I'm sorry that I'm using you as an example but it's just time to take care of this. >It is the safest assumption you can make that every single person who has upvoted a link wants source if it hasn't been provided...
[ "Summary: please stop this.\n\nPost: 5 failed posts from OP that's I've busted HIM for being a GUY: \n There are more. Here's the PM I sent to OP last night, a version of which I've sent him now 5 times. Sorry for wall of text: \n You're obviously busted - again. You are OBVIOUSLY a guy - why do you keep trying to ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post In the end, the story isn't some deeply written vessel to convey Christian-centered folklore to the viewer. It's a tale of the human experience...loss, sorrow, survival, making hard choices, letting go of your past, embracing those around you, and growing (while you can).
I don't think that's all Christianity-centered stuff, so much as it is the storytelling mechanics for the human experience during times of survival. Hershel's faith was tested, but less about his faith in god and more about his faith in himself and his ability to protect/provide for his family. I don't think the deer...
I don't think that's all Christianity-centered stuff, so much as it is the storytelling mechanics for the human experience during times of survival. Hershel's faith was tested, but less about his faith in god and more about his faith in himself and his ability to protect/provide for his family. I don't think the deer...
[ "Summary: Tried to ride a T-Rex down a river. Didn't work.\n\nPost: Every summer a bunch of my friends meet up and take pool rafts down a 2 or 3 mile stretch of a river in our home town. It's not so much of a race, but a game of \"who will actually finish the race without a destroyed raft?\" type of event. It was t...
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Generate the content for a reddit post stronger back, no more hurting spine
I used to have issues with my spine sticking out a little bit down my back, as well as my tailbone protuding, which would cause for some serious discomfort when laying on something hard. Now that I've been routinely exercising, my back muscles have grown enough that they stick out past my spine, I can lay down on hard ...
I used to have issues with my spine sticking out a little bit down my back, as well as my tailbone protuding, which would cause for some serious discomfort when laying on something hard. Now that I've been routinely exercising, my back muscles have grown enough that they stick out past my spine, I can lay down on hard ...
[ "Summary: Don't bitch until you experience it first hand.\n\nPost: The DS sported a Wifi range of around 100ft. but in reality it operated at distances of over 250ft. \n Wtf am I going on about? These are very low ball estimates, it's because believe it or not, Nintendo knows what the hell they are doing. If they s...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Signed up for bank account at post office, they randomly selected me to not give me my bank book, which means I can't get a phone and will have trouble with renting my car, etc.
Hello, I recently moved to Japan as an ALT. When I was being taken around my city (in Ibaraki) I was taken to the post office to sign up for a bank card. I've had no problem at all in my registration process (alien card, registering at the city hall, etc). However, instead of a bank book I was given a photocopy o...
Hello, I recently moved to Japan as an ALT. When I was being taken around my city (in Ibaraki) I was taken to the post office to sign up for a bank card. I've had no problem at all in my registration process (alien card, registering at the city hall, etc). However, instead of a bank book I was given a photocopy o...
[ "Summary: Do I need epic froms from adventures to do dungeons?\n\nPost: There seems to be some conflicting information online about this, so I'll ask here. I'm a medic healer for context. \n Just got to the stage on the attunment where I need to do Vet Dungeons, not done one before, but my worry is about my gear. I...
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Generate the content for a reddit post What are the nitty gritty questions you'll want to go over with an SO before deciding to get married?
I've been with my SO with almost 5 years. We've lived together for 3. We've got a great relationship, and we've talked about maybe getting married in the next few years. So while we're definitely not jumping into it, it's on our radar. What do you think are the most overlooked topics that should be discussed before m...
I've been with my SO with almost 5 years. We've lived together for 3. We've got a great relationship, and we've talked about maybe getting married in the next few years. So while we're definitely not jumping into it, it's on our radar. What do you think are the most overlooked topics that should be discussed before m...
[ "Summary: Your bra size can vary widely by brand, size, and elasticity, and I had no idea.\n\nPost: I went to a highly regarded specialty bra shop to get fitted today. I've scoured this subreddit, and measured myself, got measured at Von Maur and then got measured at this specialty store, La Bratique. \n In my sel...
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Generate the content for a reddit post An intense colon explosion in a public bathroom will guarantee you a peaceful and serene experience.
You wait? Dude, if someone walks in there and I'm blowing it up, Fuck it, I was here first, you deal with it. Points to them if they decide to tough it out. I know what my colon does and the high octane shit I've eaten, I wouldn't be on the same bathroom with myself if I had a sense of smell.
You wait? Dude, if someone walks in there and I'm blowing it up, Fuck it, I was here first, you deal with it. Points to them if they decide to tough it out. I know what my colon does and the high octane shit I've eaten, I wouldn't be on the same bathroom with myself if I had a sense of smell.
[ "Summary: Lots of cool functionality but more useful as a studio tool than something to gig with.\n\nPost: If I were going to get a Vaporizer, I would use it in \"Vaporizer\" mode (Bypassing both Volume and Tone knobs) with some reverb dialed in from the amp and leave it there. Then put a clean boost in front of it...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Rubber is better than mesh, textured silicon is better than rubber, the hi-hat stand sucks for double pedals, and, if I were buying again, I would spend more instead of less.
I've got the Yamaha DTX550K, which ran me about $1800 without pedals and seat. I know this is a bit out of your price range and I'm very new to drumming but I thought it might be of some use to you or someone else. Overall, I'm pretty happy with the kit. The DTX snare has a good feel and great sensitivity. The hi-...
I've got the Yamaha DTX550K, which ran me about $1800 without pedals and seat. I know this is a bit out of your price range and I'm very new to drumming but I thought it might be of some use to you or someone else. Overall, I'm pretty happy with the kit. The DTX snare has a good feel and great sensitivity. The hi-...
[ "Summary: I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt...\n\nPost: I can't speak for all programs, but mine was filled with stereotypical poorly socialized and insecure males. There was an amazing amount of d...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Killzone Shadow Fall will show everyone what the PS4 is capable of. As a high-end PC gamer, even I'm impressed.
And the demo was sexy. And their post-mortem was a good read. It has sections describing that since were no good solid PS4 debuggers yet, they wore their own. And lots of PS3 vs PS4 comparisons. PAge 101 is their summary, if you just want to read the conclusions, and pictures of before and after new techniques are ...
And the demo was sexy. And their post-mortem was a good read. It has sections describing that since were no good solid PS4 debuggers yet, they wore their own. And lots of PS3 vs PS4 comparisons. PAge 101 is their summary, if you just want to read the conclusions, and pictures of before and after new techniques are ...
[ "Summary: Just because Java code was reverse-engineered by the fan base, does not mean the game is open-source. It just exposes the weakness (or strength, looking at some mods) of interpreted languages used in games with mass appeal. \n EDIT: Mod-able is NOT equal to open-source. Mod-able is Mod-able.\n\nPost: I ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I was joking around, which is why I only referenced that one line in markjdube's post (that I actually agree with). Oh, and you can definitely demand your audience to do something if they are being jackasses themselves.
Yeah, I agree. I was being tongue-in-cheek about the phrasing. See cynicalprick01's statement and my response for clarification. Though on a somewhat related note, your job as a performer is to perform but that doesn't mean you have to if you don't like how your audience is acting. In Kanye West's case, he was a jack...
Yeah, I agree. I was being tongue-in-cheek about the phrasing. See cynicalprick01's statement and my response for clarification. Though on a somewhat related note, your job as a performer is to perform but that doesn't mean you have to if you don't like how your audience is acting. In Kanye West's case, he was a jack...
[ "Summary: Don't be an asshole to assholes. That just grants you club membership. \n I'm now going to downvote all of you, [something I don't do.]( My reasoning is above... Though I'll probably remove them at some point. Ok, I'm going to go watch a happy movie now. \n walks out\n\nPost: walks in on topic \n ... That...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I hate their advertising tactics but Scriptcraft seems to be doing a good job
The subtle advertising that Scriptcraft does on Reddit is rather unnerving. I do think though that what they provide is pretty fantastic. I've been playing on the realm for a week or so and haven't found anything except a slightly buggy (and free) version of WoW. There are no catches or advertisements that I've found y...
The subtle advertising that Scriptcraft does on Reddit is rather unnerving. I do think though that what they provide is pretty fantastic. I've been playing on the realm for a week or so and haven't found anything except a slightly buggy (and free) version of WoW. There are no catches or advertisements that I've found y...
[ "Summary: I'm not to concerned with United's defense, just their midfield.\n\nPost: Brown and O'Shea deserve first team football. They won't find it at Manchester United. I'm happy for them to see them get go somewhere where they will get to play. \n As far as defenders go, Manchester United will have: Smalling, Ev...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Your brain photoshops your memories together on request, you don't actually remember the image.
Do me a favour: keep a journal on you, and every time - EVERY TIME - you check the time record what time you saw. At the end of a month or so tally it up and compare the instances of 3:16 to the expected outcome of chance. This kind of thing happens to people all the time - we get some concept of importance from so...
Do me a favour: keep a journal on you, and every time - EVERY TIME - you check the time record what time you saw. At the end of a month or so tally it up and compare the instances of 3:16 to the expected outcome of chance. This kind of thing happens to people all the time - we get some concept of importance from so...
[ "Summary: It's a lot easier than it sounds and this wall of text suggests, but it only takes a game or two to get the basics down solid. Arrange to play with friends if you can so they can tell you about the stuff you're missing.\n\nPost: Two teams comprised of 5 heroes take the field in a match that usually lasts ...
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Cheeseducksg
Generate the content for a reddit post the point is uses other than your entire body.
There are now three common styles of sunblock: lotion, spray, and stick. I grew up on the lotion style, but honestly I hate that stuff. I use the spray mostly for the body, and the sick for the face. Also, if you're out camping or hiking, somewhere only your face is exposed to the sun, the sick is much lighter and ...
There are now three common styles of sunblock: lotion, spray, and stick. I grew up on the lotion style, but honestly I hate that stuff. I use the spray mostly for the body, and the sick for the face. Also, if you're out camping or hiking, somewhere only your face is exposed to the sun, the sick is much lighter and ...
[ "Summary: iPhone sucks (the life out of you), get DROID\n\nPost: As an owner and lover of the iPhone, I recommend DROID. The iPhone will steal your soul (if you didn't already sell it to GameStation), destroy your life, and make you its bitch for the rest of your life. You will become an addict in the worst possibl...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Kid, go back to your help desk and let the grown-ups talk about IT jobs. Your text is oozing with inexperience and ignorance.
I just got a new job, I'm a generalist, and my initial assessment was to laugh at this. That is because you are immature. >you are looking at a IT environment that has people that worked at Sprint or Cerner or the hundreds of other places that demarc their workers into silos. And fakers, lots of fakers in this to...
I just got a new job, I'm a generalist, and my initial assessment was to laugh at this. That is because you are immature. >you are looking at a IT environment that has people that worked at Sprint or Cerner or the hundreds of other places that demarc their workers into silos. And fakers, lots of fakers in this to...
[ "Summary: the houses aren't safe to live in structurally, police won't protect the area, and it's not cost-effective from any angle to purchase the property even if you were willing to restore the condition of the structure.\n\nPost: Where does he get the funding for this? \n He's Batman, so that means he's secretl...
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VikingCoder
Generate the content for a reddit post Boba Fett would disintigrate Worf in two seconds. That's just the way it is.
Who would win in a fight between Boba Fett and Worf? You know that neither of those people are real, but you can don the mantle of Star Wars and Star Trek, and imagine the hypothetical. Both of those characters are so real to you, that it's not hard to imagine what would happen. You can debate the final outcome, bu...
Who would win in a fight between Boba Fett and Worf? You know that neither of those people are real, but you can don the mantle of Star Wars and Star Trek, and imagine the hypothetical. Both of those characters are so real to you, that it's not hard to imagine what would happen. You can debate the final outcome, bu...
[ "Summary: She's doesn't even know how to play chess! Or those captured pieces are from players to her left. But I mean, come on, how likely is that?!? \n EDIT: That's the joke, folks.\n\nPost: She can't be that good, and neither is the person she's playing... \n Look, there's a captured White Queen, and a captu...
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Turil
Generate the content for a reddit post There is a reference in Closing Time to the Black Guardian's story, and next week there is a game related to black vs. white...
After reading a highly overlooked comment which mentions that the woman who played the older salesperson in the store (who tells the Doctor about the cybermat) also played a pivotal "eternal" character in a Peter Davison episode that was part of the story with the Black Guardian (and Turlough). >Lynda Baron (Val ...
After reading a highly overlooked comment which mentions that the woman who played the older salesperson in the store (who tells the Doctor about the cybermat) also played a pivotal "eternal" character in a Peter Davison episode that was part of the story with the Black Guardian (and Turlough). >Lynda Baron (Val ...
[ "Summary: even very complex human behavior is probably governed by simple math rules.\n\nPost: I suppose the most valuable and interesting and less well known thing I've learned from math is that astounding complexity and essentially unpredictable behavior (from our perspective, at least) can easily arise from very...
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Generate the content for a reddit post wirelessconsortium.com has already released a rev 1 spec on how the industry should do it. We are probably a few years away before the big chip companies like Texas instruments will release ics then another few years till a big corp implements it.
Engineers are actively trying to create an efficient wireless energy solution. I've played with the prototypes and built my own for shits and giggles. It's easy to do a wireless charger, hard to do with any decent efficiency or range. There is an organization called the wireless consortium. They have partnered with t...
Engineers are actively trying to create an efficient wireless energy solution. I've played with the prototypes and built my own for shits and giggles. It's easy to do a wireless charger, hard to do with any decent efficiency or range. There is an organization called the wireless consortium. They have partnered with t...
[ "Summary: This project isn't for you, go back to memes and cat pics :-P\n\nPost: When people are asking what is your background I think they are asking what is your area of expertise in an engineering field. Since you didn't respond with one is it safe to assume high school? \n Don't let these guys get you down. Yo...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Victarion's dragonbinder plan will faile, he will be turned down as Dany's wife, and after hearing the Azor Ahai prophecy he will sail the Smoking Sea to recover Lightbringer (AKA Brightroar). Please forgive the frequent posts. I just remembered this sub existed and wanted to ...
Victarion Greyjoy will at some point sail the Smoking Sea. Victarion has just arrived at Meereen in time for the Second Seige. He will turn the tides of the battle in favour of Dany's side and then try to court her for himself (against Euron's order). Unfortunately Dany is not in Meereen to be courted. Instead after ...
Victarion Greyjoy will at some point sail the Smoking Sea. Victarion has just arrived at Meereen in time for the Second Seige. He will turn the tides of the battle in favour of Dany's side and then try to court her for himself (against Euron's order). Unfortunately Dany is not in Meereen to be courted. Instead after ...
[ "Summary: ANA/LAK/SJS is the best team and CAR/FLA/TBL is the worst\n\nPost: ANA/LAK/SJS \n Gaborik - Getzlaf - Perry \n Marleau - Thornton - Pavelski \n Couture - Kopitar - Kesler \n Pearson - Carter - Toffoli \n Doughty - Vlasic \n Fowler - Burns \n Muzzin - Vatanen \n Quick \n Niemi \n CGY/EDM/VAN \n D.Sedin - H...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I'm wondering if revving an engine by hand can screw up a throttle body assembly. EDIT: Looks like I have to get the whole throttle body assembly replaced (I know there's a hacksaw method to just getting the sensor). Thanks for all the comments on my TPS.
I've never had problems with my car until I took it into a shop to have maintenance done on it (I'm generally very thorough, and get it in on time regularly). They replaced the belts (I believe the V belt and timing belt), the belts however weren't installed properly so I had to be "that guy" for a day, squealing like ...
I've never had problems with my car until I took it into a shop to have maintenance done on it (I'm generally very thorough, and get it in on time regularly). They replaced the belts (I believe the V belt and timing belt), the belts however weren't installed properly so I had to be "that guy" for a day, squealing like ...
[ "Summary: They're developers, you are not, they release updates every week, and have on occasion done purely optimization based updates. These devs are the best early access has to offer in terms of constant game involvement.\n\nPost: User: Okay dev's stop developing new stuff, and focus entirely on optimization \n...
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Generate the content for a reddit post here is if you have something insightful or even mundane to say that pertains to the topic at hand, especially if you have some semi-respectable sources, please post! Worst case someone tells you you're wrong. I think you'll find more often than not that you'll contribute to the d...
If I might offer a little... something.. There is rarely an absolute truth in any discipline, especially the liberal arts. In any specific field you're going to find experts with wildly different views who have pretty good sources to back up their ideas. This isn't a bad thing, and in fact it's a good thing. If we can ...
If I might offer a little... something.. There is rarely an absolute truth in any discipline, especially the liberal arts. In any specific field you're going to find experts with wildly different views who have pretty good sources to back up their ideas. This isn't a bad thing, and in fact it's a good thing. If we can ...
[ "Summary: It's not the end of the world but know what you're up against.\n\nPost: As someone who dealt with this years ago, I can't stress how important it is to understand the specifics here. I was a horrible student, going on and off probation a couple times. I usually hovered around a 2.0 and when I was on proba...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Silverbacks are stronger than you, but probably wont come at you, bro.
Used to study anthropology and primatology in college. Some things to consider when talking about primate strength. Unlike chimps, Gorilla males don't often use physical strength against non-gorillas, as they reserve their show of dominance to those in their kin-group. This is why Gorilla attacks are so rare in compa...
Used to study anthropology and primatology in college. Some things to consider when talking about primate strength. Unlike chimps, Gorilla males don't often use physical strength against non-gorillas, as they reserve their show of dominance to those in their kin-group. This is why Gorilla attacks are so rare in compa...
[ "Summary: Yes, Cheetas do, in fact, purr]( \n Enjoy the kitties. \n Edit: Consolidated two comments\n\nPost: Not to be that person, but I see a misconception going around this thread. \n \"Big Cats\", as we typically refer to them, are part of the feline family Pantherinae , Uncia , and Neofelis . They have a cl...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Any champion is good when played well, but not all can be when played poorly.
So what champion isn't viable when played well? Pro players want safety, and if your support plays off that day they will feed horrendously on Janna. However if they play horribly on Thresh or Morgana, they can still make one clutch play late game and be useful, and that's with only their Q. Janna can make some clu...
So what champion isn't viable when played well? Pro players want safety, and if your support plays off that day they will feed horrendously on Janna. However if they play horribly on Thresh or Morgana, they can still make one clutch play late game and be useful, and that's with only their Q. Janna can make some clu...
[ "Summary: there aren't any genwunners left here. Your downvotes are from people who realize this.\n\nPost: You are getting downvoted because there aren't any genwunners on this subreddit who can voice their opinion without a swarm of circle jerking downvotes hailing from the heavens and silencing their pathetic con...
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Generate the content for a reddit post coup guy coup'd his CEO because he wanted moons+power (at behest of teamCoupbois, who suggested this path), then used said power to help coup the alliance leader, and now is trying to ass cover.
It's basically Coffeerocks word against Thraseus's. From what I understand from both speaking with the people who did the investigating/API pulls, Coffeerocks reddit spin, Patriot, and Thraseus, the only evidence that Thraseus was a bad guy is that at some point, coffeerocks used the corp tools to look into his hange...
It's basically Coffeerocks word against Thraseus's. From what I understand from both speaking with the people who did the investigating/API pulls, Coffeerocks reddit spin, Patriot, and Thraseus, the only evidence that Thraseus was a bad guy is that at some point, coffeerocks used the corp tools to look into his hange...
[ "Summary: 1 super counters 1 dread's DPS, once you hit ~25 supers you kill a dread every 30ish seconds, once you hit around 40-50 supers you alpha a dread every 15 seconds. EVE is real I was there I don't know why I posted this, USA USA USA.\n\nPost: Even then, 30 dreads have a lot of trouble beating 30 supers, jus...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Really hoping I live up to my username.
Late to the party but here's how my week went down. Monday: I went on a date with this guy (we did laser tag) and while that was fun and he was a nice guy, I didn't feel anything so I broke things off. It was even worse because after the date he texted me saying he thought I was really cool and pretty which made me f...
Late to the party but here's how my week went down. Monday: I went on a date with this guy (we did laser tag) and while that was fun and he was a nice guy, I didn't feel anything so I broke things off. It was even worse because after the date he texted me saying he thought I was really cool and pretty which made me f...
[ "Summary: Put on your seatbelt.\n\nPost: This makes me think of a story that happened at my high school a long time ago (way before I even went there). They still had off-campus lunch at this point so about 4-5 students went out. Anyways as they were driving along one of the kids in the car saw his friend's mother ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post checkmate.
Of course I do. And it's pretty heavily implied in my reasoning. But, you want to try to debate Someone who you've yet to actually address properly. So, your funeral. I'm not who you think I am. You think I'm some blind hyper liberal cis person who defends Trans people yet is a hypocrite because I myself am not inter...
Of course I do. And it's pretty heavily implied in my reasoning. But, you want to try to debate Someone who you've yet to actually address properly. So, your funeral. I'm not who you think I am. You think I'm some blind hyper liberal cis person who defends Trans people yet is a hypocrite because I myself am not inter...
[ "Summary: etc.) You're the exact personification of what's wrong with the Internet. Imagine you were me. And people chime in with sarcastic one liners based on false pretenses. And then reply like they're some sort of intellectual superior? I know you can't think outside of your own face, but, man... Is it irritati...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I would still probly be playing TT unless my friend prodded me into SR. It's not that bad if you just give yourself some time to get used to the play-style.
I had a friend get me into the game, but we ended up not actually playing until I was level 20. Anyways, being timid, I started off with bot games only and then eventually worked my way into TT. I probly went level 3 - 23 in TT only, until finally my friend wanted to play. He told me to never go back to TT and get in...
I had a friend get me into the game, but we ended up not actually playing until I was level 20. Anyways, being timid, I started off with bot games only and then eventually worked my way into TT. I probly went level 3 - 23 in TT only, until finally my friend wanted to play. He told me to never go back to TT and get in...
[ "Summary: read it. It's important because I see these types comments a lot. Plus, I wrote this out on my mobile. \n EDIT: * ps. sorry about the bad grammar and probably all the other structural mistakes, but I'm at work and my machines are going bananas, but I had to reply to this. \n Got around to editing some of...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It's your job, and yes it sucks, but that the way it works.
Right, but if the restaurant says last seating at 9:45, then I expect to be able to get served there, if I get seated before 9:45. Those are the hours of operation. And not "inconveniencing" someone for no good reason? I'm hungry, and at a restaurant, if they're that inconvenienced, I just won't bother ever coming...
Right, but if the restaurant says last seating at 9:45, then I expect to be able to get served there, if I get seated before 9:45. Those are the hours of operation. And not "inconveniencing" someone for no good reason? I'm hungry, and at a restaurant, if they're that inconvenienced, I just won't bother ever coming...
[ "Summary: My parents didn't really give a shit what I watched.\n\nPost: My parents took me to see Jaws and we watched the Godfather on TV when I was very young. The horsehead scene confused the hell out of me, because I didn't understand what was really going on. You know, they were saying words and stuff. So I ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post of it is that socialism is a viable alternative to capitalism because it promotes things that were proven through the entire human history to ultimately be beneficial. It's not a perfect, utopian, system, nor is communism, but it's one of the best we've got. If you need example of...
I like /u/StormTheGates point, but I'm not entirely sure those are the best points for a younger audience. I figure you are likely in the U.S. so I'll assume the audience you are talking to is aware of the problems such as environmental issue and poverty but never experienced either directly. And has also some degree...
I like /u/StormTheGates point, but I'm not entirely sure those are the best points for a younger audience. I figure you are likely in the U.S. so I'll assume the audience you are talking to is aware of the problems such as environmental issue and poverty but never experienced either directly. And has also some degree...
[ "Summary: read n3onfx post\n\nPost: I've always been very close culturally to France and ended-up working for 9 month in tech-support for French customers. 2-3 times a day, we would receive a call that went like this: \n Me: Hi, welcome to Techsupport, how can I help you buy? \n Customer (with a strong \"gangsta/ar...
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Generate the content for a reddit post You Didn't read it, eh? Read it anyways. It has good Advice from another avid hiker, 250+ Miles in NE New Mexico Mountains Experience. Good Luck Man.
Actually, before anyone calls yoiu out for it, it's a good thing you aren't bringing Deodorant. It is a smellable, and can attract bears. Do not use anything that smells (soap, sunscreen, etc) less than 5hrs before dusk. The smell will disapate by then. Bring 1 more change of clothing. If you spill food on what you h...
Actually, before anyone calls yoiu out for it, it's a good thing you aren't bringing Deodorant. It is a smellable, and can attract bears. Do not use anything that smells (soap, sunscreen, etc) less than 5hrs before dusk. The smell will disapate by then. Bring 1 more change of clothing. If you spill food on what you h...
[ "Summary: I was the only one that didn't drink that night, was the only one to get in an accident, and led the cops back to the house where underage drinking and drugs had happened.\n\nPost: Back last December, I was just leaving a Party with some co-workers. I don't normally go to big parties, so I was surprised t...
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Generate the content for a reddit post If life-or-death with no other way to survive, yes. Otherwise, simply because you hunted it, no.
If I were in a situation where I needed to eat that, and no other way to gain sustenance, yes. But the fact of the matter is that I can obtain proper sustenance in the modern world without the use of animal slaughter. I can easily go to a market and buy plenty of fruits, vegetables, legumes, nuts, and other meat-free...
If I were in a situation where I needed to eat that, and no other way to gain sustenance, yes. But the fact of the matter is that I can obtain proper sustenance in the modern world without the use of animal slaughter. I can easily go to a market and buy plenty of fruits, vegetables, legumes, nuts, and other meat-free...
[ "Summary: Right now. Also, a mawkish, sentimental statement about why it's the best right now.\n\nPost: Right now, this year, this moment. I'm 18 years old. \n Now, I don't have a lot of years under my belt, I don't have a ton going on, and life might not be perfect for me — I'm staying away from college for a year...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I don't like total robot conversion (Cyborgs are fine to a degree, though) and I wouldn't want to destroy one of the biological wonders of the universe.
Harmony. Why exactly? Well, I really, really like science, for one, and I feel like terraforming this new planet to suit Earth would be a terrible waste; it has a nothing short of remarkable ecosystem that demands practice and study, and (As shown by harmony units) can make for deadly organic combatants easily on par...
Harmony. Why exactly? Well, I really, really like science, for one, and I feel like terraforming this new planet to suit Earth would be a terrible waste; it has a nothing short of remarkable ecosystem that demands practice and study, and (As shown by harmony units) can make for deadly organic combatants easily on par...
[ "Summary: Knew it existed for several years, but only started using reddit after I discovered memes.\n\nPost: Several years ago, I simply saw some of my classmates on the site, and I asked what it was about, and I simply got the joking answer: \"We should kill you for not knowing that.\" So I forgot about it. \n Th...
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Generate the content for a reddit post white deaf girl can dance, cuz i was raised by a black family
black familes dance all the time, white familes dont. like just chilling out in the kitchen someone will bust out some music or singing, they encourage the babies to dance. when you see and do it all your life, by the time you're in the club its some slick shit. my black family made me, a white deaf girl, dance all...
black familes dance all the time, white familes dont. like just chilling out in the kitchen someone will bust out some music or singing, they encourage the babies to dance. when you see and do it all your life, by the time you're in the club its some slick shit. my black family made me, a white deaf girl, dance all...
[ "Summary: unsugary drinks are less cleanup.\n\nPost: theres no SUGAR for it to get sticky. there's aspartame, colorant, flavor, and water. this is mainly why i love unsugary drinks. i'm a fucking klutz, and spilling them is no biggie to clean up. just 2 weeks ago i knocked the rim of my giant cup of diet coke agai...
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Generate the content for a reddit post My first encounter with Jehova's Witnesses at my door. Beat their arguments with logic.
Warning: wall of text incoming! Oh man, am I ever pleased with myself. FINALLY, some Witnesses came to my door! I spent an hour "debating" them. They relied on so many Straw Men, so many fallacies. I wish I recorded it! I only wish I had a list of Old Testament contradictions on hand. I wanted to quote specific p...
Warning: wall of text incoming! Oh man, am I ever pleased with myself. FINALLY, some Witnesses came to my door! I spent an hour "debating" them. They relied on so many Straw Men, so many fallacies. I wish I recorded it! I only wish I had a list of Old Testament contradictions on hand. I wanted to quote specific p...
[ "Summary: Had great times fucking around outside while other kids foolishly went to mass.\n\nPost: I went to Catholic High School. I went to about three masses before I realized that I didn't have to take that shit. They had no right to \"hold\" me against my will. \n No matter how much the teachers wanted to make ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I told a job my little brother was hit by a car and that I had to leave to teach him how to walk again. They overcompensated me and wished me well after I blew off two straight weeks of work.
When I was a teenager, I was living on my own in my first apartment and had an awful job working at an insurance company filing claims. It was the ultimate shitty job - uncomfortable, repetitive, and tiring (there was a lot of stair climbing and such and also I'm lazy). So unsurprisingly I just decided to stop showin...
When I was a teenager, I was living on my own in my first apartment and had an awful job working at an insurance company filing claims. It was the ultimate shitty job - uncomfortable, repetitive, and tiring (there was a lot of stair climbing and such and also I'm lazy). So unsurprisingly I just decided to stop showin...
[ "Summary: Grateful to you for correcting my potatignorance.\n\nPost: As someone who is new to the potato grating scene, I really appreciate you putting me right. See - when I first started in this thread, I hardly knew what to do with a potato I needed grating. I would generally take the potato, place it on a stool...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Good people who are religious are good IN SPITE of their religion, not because of it. Bad people who are religious are justified, sanctified, and made worse by their religion. If you're of the former, WAKE THE FUCK UP. If you're of the latter, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR...
Fuck these self-righteous, religious pieces of shit! There isn't a single, redeeming quality about them. My fiancee babysat her 3 year old sister today so their mother could go take care of some church related drama. They were together for pretty much the entire day, until the mother showed up at around 8pm (it may h...
Fuck these self-righteous, religious pieces of shit! There isn't a single, redeeming quality about them. My fiancee babysat her 3 year old sister today so their mother could go take care of some church related drama. They were together for pretty much the entire day, until the mother showed up at around 8pm (it may h...
[ "Summary: MCU Iron Man is rocking Infinity Stone derived power. \n EDIT: Instead of replying individually and time-consumingly to each person claiming that the scepter requires skin contact to work, I'll just add my reply here: this is a HUGE assumption being made by the community that is in no way more verified th...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Could the FIA make races more interesting by making DRS a bit more effective and placing it in places where it's very hard but possible to overtake right now, rather than places where overtakes would already happen without DRS (even if less frequently)?
I posted about this a while ago and I still feel this is the case. While having DRS on the long straights of circuits like Canada and China guarantees overtaking, I feel like it could be used in a much more effective way. Those straights are places where cars can already overtake without DRS. Shouldn't the FIA make D...
I posted about this a while ago and I still feel this is the case. While having DRS on the long straights of circuits like Canada and China guarantees overtaking, I feel like it could be used in a much more effective way. Those straights are places where cars can already overtake without DRS. Shouldn't the FIA make D...
[ "Summary: Oracles are too strong compared to DTs/Banshees/Hellions/Mutas right now.\n\nPost: This is not true. DTs and Banshees can only kill a few workers in an undefended mineral line before (good) players will send their drones around and the DT will just deny mining time until detection arrives. Two Oracles in ...
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