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sheep1e
Generate the content for a reddit post God is a subroutine in people's brains, which can be modified by individuals.
First, because the Catholic god forgives just about anything, if you follow the rules for buying forgiveness. It's a big selling point for Catholicism - go ahead and sin! But that will make you guilty, so just make sure you come to church on Sunday, put some money in the collection plate, and confess your sins. Cath...
First, because the Catholic god forgives just about anything, if you follow the rules for buying forgiveness. It's a big selling point for Catholicism - go ahead and sin! But that will make you guilty, so just make sure you come to church on Sunday, put some money in the collection plate, and confess your sins. Cath...
[ "Summary: Java is like a simplified C++, and you can pretty much map any Java concept fairly directly onto C++, although idiomatic usage can be a bit different because of some of the design decisions.\n\nPost: If you have C++ experience that includes familiarity with an object-oriented programming style, you can th...
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beebhead
Generate the content for a reddit post so much weed. And robots.
My college roommate would smoke weed and blow the smoke on his computer while he was learning to program because he liked "smoking with his computer". He essentially wanted to create a program that would talk to him, but didn't really know too much, and was so high all the time he eventually caught himself in an infini...
My college roommate would smoke weed and blow the smoke on his computer while he was learning to program because he liked "smoking with his computer". He essentially wanted to create a program that would talk to him, but didn't really know too much, and was so high all the time he eventually caught himself in an infini...
[ "Summary: high probability that this is pseudoscientific horse shit, and is regarded as garbage by experts in the field. Think arsenic life forms or XMRV causes CFS.\n\nPost: Oh god dammit, I just read the whole first page of comments and no one bothered to mention that these results' validity has been seriously ca...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Yost needs to go because he can't manage the bullpen, can't manage the roster, and isn't a strong enough leader to get our guys over the hump from high upside/lots of potential to the dominant MLB stars a lot of them should be.
Yost is done. I appreciate all he's done to this point to get our guys as far as he has, but we're not in a development phase any more. We're in a "let's go tear shit up" phase, and he's holding the team back in a few ways. Bullpen management, which gets the most flack for both the hard fact that his bullpen manage...
Yost is done. I appreciate all he's done to this point to get our guys as far as he has, but we're not in a development phase any more. We're in a "let's go tear shit up" phase, and he's holding the team back in a few ways. Bullpen management, which gets the most flack for both the hard fact that his bullpen manage...
[ "Summary: Yes, Moose is a problem, but he's not the biggest problem we have, and I'd argue he's not even close to being able to hold that title.\n\nPost: Not disagreeing, but also disagreeing. The fact is that Moose is driving in runs, which is more than a lot of our guys can say. Have you seen our offense? Any...
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Generate the content for a reddit post King decides to preemptively free immortal evil to defeat transient rival that could accidentally release said evil, his second-in-command thinks this is a bad idea and tries to prevent him from doing this with a foreign army. He will fail spectacularly.
Those numbers are smaller than they appear and they will be getting smaller all the time. The longer he sits in the invaded city the more his army will be suborned to the bound warrior's will. At first the deaths will be hidden, saboteurs sympathetic to the refugee city or the rival city will be blamed. Scapegoats will...
Those numbers are smaller than they appear and they will be getting smaller all the time. The longer he sits in the invaded city the more his army will be suborned to the bound warrior's will. At first the deaths will be hidden, saboteurs sympathetic to the refugee city or the rival city will be blamed. Scapegoats will...
[ "Summary: It doesn't, but it can.\n\nPost: When you use a transporter, you are not so much bringing an object through a door through space as you are taking a picture of that object, thoroughly macerating the object into its constituent atoms, then bringing those along in a daisy chain to be reconstituted according...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Shit be complicated.
I would suggest being fairly cynical about the response to the tsunami last year/relatively peaceful anti-nuclear demonstrations, in the sense that they are somehow an inherently "Japanese" reaction. Take for example, the Great Kanto Earthquake which resulted in, among other things, mass killings of ethnic Korean resid...
I would suggest being fairly cynical about the response to the tsunami last year/relatively peaceful anti-nuclear demonstrations, in the sense that they are somehow an inherently "Japanese" reaction. Take for example, the Great Kanto Earthquake which resulted in, among other things, mass killings of ethnic Korean resid...
[ "Summary: Gifted\" doesn't bug me so much, but there is a genuine ethical problem in thanking God.\n\nPost: True, but don't forget there's a long history of people men (since it's the church we're talking about), from Aristotle (the \"Divine Mind\") to Da Vinci whose genius is attributed to God. It's an ingrained...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I still can't figure out why you think you can price things better than everyone else collectively participating in the marketplace.
and do you realise how greece's mkt cap is irrelevant? Perhaps you missed how port/spanish/italian spreads blew out when mkt started focusing on the rest of the piigs? > The point i'm trying to make is the mkts are overly optimistic and hence NOT pricing things in. Sure, ez stocks are down, but there appears to be a ...
and do you realise how greece's mkt cap is irrelevant? Perhaps you missed how port/spanish/italian spreads blew out when mkt started focusing on the rest of the piigs? > The point i'm trying to make is the mkts are overly optimistic and hence NOT pricing things in. Sure, ez stocks are down, but there appears to be a ...
[ "Summary: If people really need to scratch that itch, I propose PornOverlordsCircleJerk.\n\nPost: Today it's this thread. \n Yesterday was \"just dropping this here\" with 7 replies. \n Day before was \"my flair\" \n Day before that was \"snapped and killed\" \n Day before that we supposedly passed something to kee...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Divine shield and Divine shield ('with charge') are so different they might as well be different abilities.
Divine shield is ridiculously strong if you have a chance to act after the shield is placed. A shield placed on your turn will almost always end up destroying an opponents card. The problem is, most cards that give divine shield also cost a card - meaning in the 'best' scenario of trading a divine shield for an entir...
Divine shield is ridiculously strong if you have a chance to act after the shield is placed. A shield placed on your turn will almost always end up destroying an opponents card. The problem is, most cards that give divine shield also cost a card - meaning in the 'best' scenario of trading a divine shield for an entir...
[ "Summary: Stupid kids are really hard to deal with, 2nd grade teachers aren't the smartest bunch either.\n\nPost: That's where I sit on the matter. I have no clue how to deal with mentally challenged people. They are often obstinate, babied, and extremely entitled. They're nearly impossible to teach or manage, e...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Mechatoast tastes irony.
It's exactly the same for me! I work in film and having a mac makes things a lot easier because everyone else (except serious editors now) is on mac. I also used to work in I.T. and I got really sick of doing work into researching compatibility of components and maintenance (I know it's not that much of a difference ...
It's exactly the same for me! I work in film and having a mac makes things a lot easier because everyone else (except serious editors now) is on mac. I also used to work in I.T. and I got really sick of doing work into researching compatibility of components and maintenance (I know it's not that much of a difference ...
[ "Summary: Finding 12, 14 or 15 bookmarked in a hotel would be hilarious and disturbing.\n\nPost: Ok bear with me here. I open a lot of links at once and then look at the pictures, so I had forgotten what the context was when I saw this. Then for some unknown reason I skipped over 13 and read 12, 14 and 15. I though...
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Generate the content for a reddit post is that the sub has changed and I'm happy tobe wrong on that count, but the sub was just a face for a deeper sense of frustration concerning the recociliation between the idea that atheism is not a community and my own nature.
It just seems that you want to focus on the negative. I wish it didn't come across like that, there not many graceful ways to communicate what I'm thinking of in this situation. I'm a community kind of person and it is in my nature to always try to improve myself. So put those two things together and the result is th...
It just seems that you want to focus on the negative. I wish it didn't come across like that, there not many graceful ways to communicate what I'm thinking of in this situation. I'm a community kind of person and it is in my nature to always try to improve myself. So put those two things together and the result is th...
[ "Summary: be the best you that you can be, leave people to their own devices. You'll find friends and people will respect you. Feel free to hit me up if you want to chat or vent! I'm always up for meeting and getting to know new people.\n\nPost: Well, I was never Christian, I grew up agnostic then atheist so my exp...
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Generate the content for a reddit post it IS noticable when it's your country, also stop lowering your standards => always strive for better !!
I am french, as such I am rather used to seeing french police forces... when they don't have the proper uniforms then it's quite striking to me which dragged me into looking deeper at it. Police cars were wrong as well as I pointed out. It's not a mistake, it's just the devs being cheap. This is obviously a generaliz...
I am french, as such I am rather used to seeing french police forces... when they don't have the proper uniforms then it's quite striking to me which dragged me into looking deeper at it. Police cars were wrong as well as I pointed out. It's not a mistake, it's just the devs being cheap. This is obviously a generaliz...
[ "Summary: doing version 2 of a map is a lot less work than creating somethine entirely new and original.\n\nPost: So your saying adding 2 rooms to your house takes as much time as building the entire house ? \n Ok it's metro we are talking about so we can arguably say that they didn't put much effort into the origi...
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Generate the content for a reddit post There is no atheist community, atheism doesn't define who you are, you can be an atheist and a nihilist, an atheist and a murderer, an atheist and a good person etc.
Do you believe all Religions are man-made? If yes, you are an atheist. You can still believe in a supernatural dimension, you can still believe in an afterlife and you can still believe that all things are connected (which technically they are in a way, because we are literally made of stardust) and still be an ath...
Do you believe all Religions are man-made? If yes, you are an atheist. You can still believe in a supernatural dimension, you can still believe in an afterlife and you can still believe that all things are connected (which technically they are in a way, because we are literally made of stardust) and still be an ath...
[ "Summary: It was a wrong decision to not go to Korea, the practise that all the teams that went there are going to get is INSANE and very important for Season 2 finals \n Edit: Reginald has been disappointing. He fed first blood in 2 of the games, he's arguably the most inconsistent AP mid in the pro scene.\n\nPost...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Mukilteo.
Hey, thanks for doing some research on your own before posting another "what do" thread! (seriously) I live on First Hill and work up in Everett two days a week. The office recently moved from right off I-5 near Paine Field all the way to past Boeing Field, making the drive almost an hour. I leave around 7am so gettin...
Hey, thanks for doing some research on your own before posting another "what do" thread! (seriously) I live on First Hill and work up in Everett two days a week. The office recently moved from right off I-5 near Paine Field all the way to past Boeing Field, making the drive almost an hour. I leave around 7am so gettin...
[ "Summary: Fucking beauty. How does it work?\n\nPost: Actually, she's both an LA and a Seattle 5. Not ugly by any stretch of the imagination, but rather plain. \n IMHO, Seattle has some of the best-looking people specifically because they usually don't fit the textbook definition of attractiveness. They manage to ...
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Aethien
Generate the content for a reddit post it does something mono green doesn't need at a high cost.
Karametra's Acolyte gives you mana equal to your devotion to green, which is good except that Nykthos already does that and gets untapped by Voyaging Satyr, unlike the Acolyte. Acolyte ends up being a 4 mana backup Nykthos that dies to way more removal and between Nykthos, Elvish Mystic, Voyaging Satyr and Nissa, World...
Karametra's Acolyte gives you mana equal to your devotion to green, which is good except that Nykthos already does that and gets untapped by Voyaging Satyr, unlike the Acolyte. Acolyte ends up being a 4 mana backup Nykthos that dies to way more removal and between Nykthos, Elvish Mystic, Voyaging Satyr and Nissa, World...
[ "Summary: much like crazy people who think they're Jesus, pandas are crazy bears who think they're cows.\n\nPost: The nutritional value of bamboo is terrible. So much so that pandas can't eat enough to build up fat reserves which is why they don't hibernate. A side effect is that the milk the mothers produce is so ...
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psmwrxguy
Generate the content for a reddit post Fren was my friend.
When I was a little kid ... I was older than 5 but younger than 10 ... My parents were divorced and I had visitation night with my dad each week. One thing we did for a while was go downtown to a local mission (part of my dads church) and feed the homeless people (while the church would indoctrinate them). One guy woul...
When I was a little kid ... I was older than 5 but younger than 10 ... My parents were divorced and I had visitation night with my dad each week. One thing we did for a while was go downtown to a local mission (part of my dads church) and feed the homeless people (while the church would indoctrinate them). One guy woul...
[ "Summary: fancy dinner, broke a parking attendants gate and threatened him with violence, apps and more drinks, back seat quickie with my gf, more drinks, sleep.\n\nPost: Strap in. It's an okay ride, but safety first. This story is rated TV MA (LSV). \n Girlfriend makes reservations at some insanely fancy place in ...
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iisdmitch
Generate the content for a reddit post User would not accept the proper way to measure and LCD monitor.
We had a user who ordered 2 19" widescreen LCD monitors and they were installed yesterday. We received a ticket today stating that we ordered the incorrect monitors, they claimed they got 17" monitors, not 19". Confused, we double checked the order to make sure we ordered the right ones, we did. They measured wrong, as...
We had a user who ordered 2 19" widescreen LCD monitors and they were installed yesterday. We received a ticket today stating that we ordered the incorrect monitors, they claimed they got 17" monitors, not 19". Confused, we double checked the order to make sure we ordered the right ones, we did. They measured wrong, as...
[ "Summary: technically it doesn't say a goaltender can't be a shooter.\n\nPost: NHL Rules 84.4 \n 84.4 Shootout - During regular-season games, if the game remains tied at the end of the five (5) minute overtime period, the teams will proceed to a shootout. The rules governing the shootout shall be the same as those ...
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TokisCodpieceBZZZ
Generate the content for a reddit post I think I have become my girlfriend's full-time servant. I wait on all day. Is this normal or unhealthy? Or am I just making a big deal out of nothing? UNRELATED EDIT: Learn to cook. Simple recipes are easy to find online, and it's cheaper and healthier than eating out every ni...
Okay. Dude. You must be as athletic as you claim, because you are pulling some SERIOUS mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this girl makes you happy. Seriously, a good quarter of your post is just saying "I don't mind" and making excuses for her spoiled, childish behavior. She is a grown woman. It's time s...
Okay. Dude. You must be as athletic as you claim, because you are pulling some SERIOUS mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this girl makes you happy. Seriously, a good quarter of your post is just saying "I don't mind" and making excuses for her spoiled, childish behavior. She is a grown woman. It's time s...
[ "Summary: Left dog outside during cloudy day, which turned into storm. Dog hid in storm drain, got stuck, could have died alone, slowly. Dog is understandably traumatized. \n Sorry for the long post, I always think of it when I see dogs afraid of thunder.\n\nPost: My dog, Honey (an apt name as it describes her co...
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Lupawolf
Generate the content for a reddit post Government has no fucking right telling a woman what to do when it comes to her body during a pregnancy. Government is not God. They need to stop fucking around with medical situations. Doctor's are paid good money for that
There are many reasons for abortions. Rape Incest Something is seriously wrong with the child (i.e. no brain) Going full term will kill mother & child Traumatic live changing even, such as sudden death of father, unexpected loss of job resulting in loss of home & severe financial crisis. No money for medica...
There are many reasons for abortions. Rape Incest Something is seriously wrong with the child (i.e. no brain) Going full term will kill mother & child Traumatic live changing even, such as sudden death of father, unexpected loss of job resulting in loss of home & severe financial crisis. No money for medica...
[ "Summary: It's gotta be more than coincidence when this stuff happens. It really makes me believe in fate. \n And a moral \n Always call home! If you've had a couple, you're not drunk, just drowsy, out late, WHATEVER, call home. Do not just pull over to sleep it off. No matter what time, what circumstance. Your par...
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solidwhetstone
Generate the content for a reddit post would need to do some more research when I have more time.
I do remember that sub. Trying to remember if I had any involvement in the discussions that happened during that time. I'd have to go back and do some reading up in the mod mail. But I can see to a certain degree why it might have happened. They are fairly touchy about outside influences- vote gaming and the like. From...
I do remember that sub. Trying to remember if I had any involvement in the discussions that happened during that time. I'd have to go back and do some reading up in the mod mail. But I can see to a certain degree why it might have happened. They are fairly touchy about outside influences- vote gaming and the like. From...
[ "Summary: As a Christian I agree with you that the hypocrisy is a bad thing- and God has the same kind of disdain for said hypocrisy.\n\nPost: I think it is great that you are all able to recognize the charlatans because it shows that you have the same sense of moral disgust for hypocrites that God has. I am a Chri...
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socialclash
Generate the content for a reddit post dentures really really suck. I'm a dental tech who works for a denturist and decided last year to spend $12K+ on my fiance's dental work (extractions for two teeth, bone grafting, implants, implant abutments, crowns) rather than have to make him a partial denture. (which would h...
Imagine that instead of teeth you have two slidey hockey pucks in your mouth. They kinda stay in by suction, but the longer you've had them the less they stay put. You can't chew food properly, you have to just mash things in between the two hockey pucks (edit: and you have to "chew" uniformly on both sides of your mou...
Imagine that instead of teeth you have two slidey hockey pucks in your mouth. They kinda stay in by suction, but the longer you've had them the less they stay put. You can't chew food properly, you have to just mash things in between the two hockey pucks (edit: and you have to "chew" uniformly on both sides of your mou...
[ "Summary: I know that feel. [4]\n\nPost: When I was 19, my boyfriend and I lived in this little dinky basement suite. We'd get home from work, make dinner and go hotbox our car and sneak back inside... it was the dead of winter and our upstairs neighbors were our landlords, so we wanted to be as far away from their...
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samjowett
Generate the content for a reddit post People can abhor. Things can't abhor. Both people and things can be abhorrent.
Incorrect. This is not a matter of tense but of subject . The infinitive form of the verb is "to abhor". Substitute the close synonym "hate" in the place of "abhor" to see what I mean: A person can abhor (or hate) something (or someone). A thing, however, cannot abhor (or hate), unless you are being figurat...
Incorrect. This is not a matter of tense but of subject . The infinitive form of the verb is "to abhor". Substitute the close synonym "hate" in the place of "abhor" to see what I mean: A person can abhor (or hate) something (or someone). A thing, however, cannot abhor (or hate), unless you are being figurat...
[ "Summary: If you are saying the ziptie mod is useless then you are saying the Emerson Wave feature is useless.\n\nPost: You aren't using it right, then, and you are being a dick, to boot. \n It mimics the Emerson Wave feature. I can have my Tenacious out of my pocket and open while you are still bollocksing around...
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Modus_Pwninz
Generate the content for a reddit post Space is hard.
I've gotten something into orbit twice...Both times it was because I launched the rocket, touched NOTHING and just let it do do its own thing until it ran out of fuel. I could never get the same thing to happen again with the same rocket and technique, so it was luck. So I determined I am terrible at the game. It has...
I've gotten something into orbit twice...Both times it was because I launched the rocket, touched NOTHING and just let it do do its own thing until it ran out of fuel. I could never get the same thing to happen again with the same rocket and technique, so it was luck. So I determined I am terrible at the game. It has...
[ "Summary: Shut the fuck up.\n\nPost: The weird thing about reposts is that, 85% of the time, yeah, I'll have seen them before. like you had with this. \n But I actually hadn't seen this yet. So, it's relevant to me. It's relevant to someone. And next time, that someone might be you. If everything on the internet co...
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sqwirk
Generate the content for a reddit post I have T-Mobile and noticed on Monday my reception remained intact underground on the green line (up to Arlington). Just thought I'd share since the T hasn't really announced anything.
I take the B line every weekday to go to school in back bay, and every weekday I furiously finish up whatever tweet or text I am writing or beg my browser to load a page faster as I make the descent into Kenmore. I watch as my signal weakens and chokes out completely as part of my daily commute. Monday, however, some...
I take the B line every weekday to go to school in back bay, and every weekday I furiously finish up whatever tweet or text I am writing or beg my browser to load a page faster as I make the descent into Kenmore. I watch as my signal weakens and chokes out completely as part of my daily commute. Monday, however, some...
[ "Summary: found out at a young age, mother abused me physically and mentally until I moved out and constantly used the fact that I'm a product of rape against me. I have anxiety, PTSD, and depression as a result. \n edit: thank you for the gold! and for the responses, didn't think anyone would read my wall of text,...
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Touristupdatenola
Generate the content for a reddit post WW2 was fought in Russia, the other ETOs were statistically insignificant
I suspect that the majority of people do not realise to what extent WW2 was essentially a war in what is now Russia/The Ukraine from 1941 to 1944 ("The Great Patriotic War"). The war in North Africa, Italy and France was a sideshow until 1944, and even then it was relatively insignificant with the colossal battles bei...
I suspect that the majority of people do not realise to what extent WW2 was essentially a war in what is now Russia/The Ukraine from 1941 to 1944 ("The Great Patriotic War"). The war in North Africa, Italy and France was a sideshow until 1944, and even then it was relatively insignificant with the colossal battles bei...
[ "Summary: Agreed, reparations now are silly. Japan should rearm. Historical honesty is v important, that is my main point.\n\nPost: No reparations should be required. The only exception being the Swiss banks that held onto money that was not theirs to retain. \n If Japan is still paying reparations, that is absur...
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doshka
Generate the content for a reddit post Explicitly ask them not to come back. If it doesn't work, file charges. Plus, why are they bothering? [Ninja edits for spelling and phrasing.]
Pardon my being a stickler for detail here, but "I'm not coming back to the Kingdom Hall" and "Don't you come back to my home" are not the same thing. Has your dad expressly said he doesn't want them there? I know it ought to be a given, but for people looking to rescue someone they see as one of their own from the gri...
Pardon my being a stickler for detail here, but "I'm not coming back to the Kingdom Hall" and "Don't you come back to my home" are not the same thing. Has your dad expressly said he doesn't want them there? I know it ought to be a given, but for people looking to rescue someone they see as one of their own from the gri...
[ "Summary: When trying to call people out on their shit, make sure it's actually shit first.\n\nPost: It wouldn't be wrong, if it were accurate. \n Obama's point when saying \"You didn't build that\" was that, even though a business owner may work very hard to implement brilliant ideas the came up with on their own,...
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wizrad
Generate the content for a reddit post get the cops on your side.
There was an article where an entire town got in on the fuck the WBC bandwagon: One of the WBC guys was being a dick at a gas station. So he got his ass beat. When cops showed up, the entire gas station said they didn't see anything. First a bunch of people found out where they were sleeping and "accidentally" ...
There was an article where an entire town got in on the fuck the WBC bandwagon: One of the WBC guys was being a dick at a gas station. So he got his ass beat. When cops showed up, the entire gas station said they didn't see anything. First a bunch of people found out where they were sleeping and "accidentally" ...
[ "Summary: April Fool's day joke turned into a o/ moment for me.\n\nPost: This is going to get burried, but fuck it. Worth telling and it is close enough to the subject. \n April 1st I sent a text to a few people (one of which being this chick I had a thing for at the time) that was basically \"I can't wait to see y...
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TunaMayo42
Generate the content for a reddit post At least if I'm a god with damage, if the team fuck up I can still push structures or take objectives, whereas if you are a support you are completely reliant on your teammates ability to have access to both hemispheres and full motor function that allows them to attack a phoenix ...
I'm talking about on average. In casual conquest I find that on average there simply will be one feeder or flamer on your team, they might not be a purposeful feeder, just bad or new at the game. The majority of casual conquest games I play are extremely one sided, you either stomp or get stomped, usually its purely ...
I'm talking about on average. In casual conquest I find that on average there simply will be one feeder or flamer on your team, they might not be a purposeful feeder, just bad or new at the game. The majority of casual conquest games I play are extremely one sided, you either stomp or get stomped, usually its purely ...
[ "Summary: Lack of blue buff means less aggressive adcs means harder lone ganks from jungler. Unless before the mid camp rotation, most casual junglers stick to ganking mid and solo as it is more likely to end up in a kill.\n\nPost: My theory is that with the lack of blue buff, most adcs will simply farm out their l...
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paintedmom
Generate the content for a reddit post if you feel like you can't cope any more and those feelings don't go away after a few minutes in another room, or if you think about hurting yourself or your baby get help immediately, don't wait, don't let those thoughts sit in your head. call a friend, family, hotline, hospital...
Wow, thank you for posting EXACTLY how I feel. I have a baby and a preschooler and sometimes it just becomes too much. My husband actually took a sick day from work yesterday and stayed home with the kids while I slept the day away, I feel almost sane again! Sometimes it gets to be too much. Try taking your baby to a...
Wow, thank you for posting EXACTLY how I feel. I have a baby and a preschooler and sometimes it just becomes too much. My husband actually took a sick day from work yesterday and stayed home with the kids while I slept the day away, I feel almost sane again! Sometimes it gets to be too much. Try taking your baby to a...
[ "Summary: women are far more psychological than physical when it comes to arousal, typically.\n\nPost: Probably not what you want to hear but honestly, a clean house. If I get home and feel like there is still work to do then I can't even begin to relax. \nReducing stress is the key for me. I need a bit of time to ...
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Tetzel
Generate the content for a reddit post what influences do books have on a young persons development in regards to learning about issues in the world compared to TV and film? Do you think books can have a truly negative effect? Do books make you a shit-lord, or are they somehow (as a medium) less susceptible to that com...
It's pretty obvious how media like TV, video games, films, and advertisements can have a negative impact on peoples (especially young people's) perceptions of minorities, women, transfolk, etc, but what kind of influence do you think books can and do have? Part of me wants to think that books are some kind of 'sacre...
It's pretty obvious how media like TV, video games, films, and advertisements can have a negative impact on peoples (especially young people's) perceptions of minorities, women, transfolk, etc, but what kind of influence do you think books can and do have? Part of me wants to think that books are some kind of 'sacre...
[ "Summary: you'll be fine. Get a student current account, look for a part-time job.\n\nPost: If you're going to University you'll get a 3k maintenance loan per year which is spilt into 3 £1,000 payments. These come in Spetember, January, and then April (usually) meaning you usually have 3 months of rent etc to pay o...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Don't be a judgemental fucking moron. You're making yourself look like a fucking pussy numbnuts dumbass. You don't like the foul language? Than stop being an idiot. By the way, the colored folks waterfountain is thataway.
As someone who works with a lot of people who are ex-felons, they aren't bad people for the most part. They made some bad choices in their lives, did their time and are done with it. I've met more fucked up and shitty people who have zero criminal record that act like they're the second coming of Christ with the mora...
As someone who works with a lot of people who are ex-felons, they aren't bad people for the most part. They made some bad choices in their lives, did their time and are done with it. I've met more fucked up and shitty people who have zero criminal record that act like they're the second coming of Christ with the mora...
[ "Summary: Got turned down, jettisoned her stuff, fucked my emotions away.\n\nPost: I asked her why. \n Did not hear anything that sounded like she was giving me an honestly thought out reason. \n I said \"Have a good night,\" paid the check on the way out the door, drove back to my apartment and started boxing her ...
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TheDoctorMouse
Generate the content for a reddit post Confidence: fake it till you make it.
Then perhaps fake it. Fake confidence does wonders building real confidence. Eventually you'll not only forget that you're faking, but you notice how things actually can improve when you act like a confident person. It'll be easier to be comfortable with yourself. At least, that's how it worked for me. I know our sit...
Then perhaps fake it. Fake confidence does wonders building real confidence. Eventually you'll not only forget that you're faking, but you notice how things actually can improve when you act like a confident person. It'll be easier to be comfortable with yourself. At least, that's how it worked for me. I know our sit...
[ "Summary: The lore's not as planned as we pretend it is, but nobody should give a shit-- keep reading between the lines is it helps you sleep at night. \n edit: Plenty of late-night spelling and grammar errors.\n\nPost: Time to ramble like the pedantic college undergrad that I am. \n You're asking if we give the ga...
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bongface
Generate the content for a reddit post RICE. If you have pain or reduced range of motion after any bruising or swelling goes away, then get checked out by a medical professional.
Nobody here can tell you whether or not you've permanently injured yourself. We can give you some pointers and personal anecdotes, but the internet cannot assess the extent of your injury. If it keeps hurting, I'd recommend going to a Sports Chiropractor or Physical Therapist. They deal with exercise/sports related ...
Nobody here can tell you whether or not you've permanently injured yourself. We can give you some pointers and personal anecdotes, but the internet cannot assess the extent of your injury. If it keeps hurting, I'd recommend going to a Sports Chiropractor or Physical Therapist. They deal with exercise/sports related ...
[ "Summary: The number of the beast is probably 656 (not 666) and was likely a political comment aimed at emperor Nero.\n\nPost: Interestingly enough, they recently found an old piece of scripture that disputes the 666 = Number of the Beast thing. It's part of a greek translation of the book of Revelation and is the...
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paperwaller
Generate the content for a reddit post Your shop is amazing.
I just wanted to say that you built my dream workshop. It's almost as if you reached into my mind and built this setup. I know it sounds silly but it's true. I'm lucky enough to have an uncle who is giving me the property he grew up on as a kid. It's about 36 acres and already has two very large buildings (a storag...
I just wanted to say that you built my dream workshop. It's almost as if you reached into my mind and built this setup. I know it sounds silly but it's true. I'm lucky enough to have an uncle who is giving me the property he grew up on as a kid. It's about 36 acres and already has two very large buildings (a storag...
[ "Summary: PC gaming can be just as simple as console gaming. Give it a try.\n\nPost: This is not the case with PC games at all. bobtheterminator is talking about a specific mod that somebody most likely coded in in there own time and isn't necessary. I find opening up Steam and picking a game to play without h...
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kickit
Generate the content for a reddit post Canals
That's just because this community is way sillier than r/dota2, but that's part of the nature of the game. Pretty much any Dota 2 player has thought about balance a good bit, where probably less than half of Civ players really care about balance all that much. Instead it's "oh, let's add new VCs and new language mech...
That's just because this community is way sillier than r/dota2, but that's part of the nature of the game. Pretty much any Dota 2 player has thought about balance a good bit, where probably less than half of Civ players really care about balance all that much. Instead it's "oh, let's add new VCs and new language mech...
[ "Summary: If anything Rafiki's underrated and I am truly gifted at procrastination\n\nPost: Fuck that, Rafiki is boss and if anything his stats deserve to be higher. Remember the part where he plays Simba with a vision of Mufasa, then restores Simba's faith in himself (by showing Simba himself in his father's image...
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confident_lemming
Generate the content for a reddit post There's a possible benefit to adding another full node from a location already running one.
If two nodes are running from the same location, it does not provide distributed redundancy against physical attack or failure, but as long as the network pipe is sufficient, it does still allow independent operators to have their say in a blockchain fork. Although full nodes do not decide what gets mined, they can s...
If two nodes are running from the same location, it does not provide distributed redundancy against physical attack or failure, but as long as the network pipe is sufficient, it does still allow independent operators to have their say in a blockchain fork. Although full nodes do not decide what gets mined, they can s...
[ "Summary: The prime mover, in a startup value network (a new currency), can be the pure logic of exchange.\n\nPost: Bitcoin's Regression Theorem case boils down to its first recorded transaction, in 2009, according to the linked paper. I think this is a reasonable interpretation. The paper presents this, but does...
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ninjaDOLEMITE
Generate the content for a reddit post I wish my dad had taught me about fixing cars, skepticism, languages, hunting, science, anime, cyber punk, gangsta rap, and comic books. Nothing to do now but catch up on that shit.
My parents were devoutly religious and it was a huge detriment to me. My dad was strict on nothing except attending church and just seemed to be pissed off all the time. He would constantly shoot down anything that I had taken an interest in. I don't want to say I was raised by Carrie's parents, but tbh it was like ...
My parents were devoutly religious and it was a huge detriment to me. My dad was strict on nothing except attending church and just seemed to be pissed off all the time. He would constantly shoot down anything that I had taken an interest in. I don't want to say I was raised by Carrie's parents, but tbh it was like ...
[ "Summary: Got caught red handed making a mess out of the 8th grade bathroom, flatly denied it and got home in time for cornflakes.\n\nPost: this will get buried, but here goes. \n when i was a lad, one time I asked to go to the bathroom during class. i went to the bathroom and for some reason thought it'd be funny...
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Piratiko
Generate the content for a reddit post sorry if some commenters are being a bit snarky, but the burden of proof lies with the one making the claim in the first place.
OP, sorry if any of these comments are coming off as crass, but this is a question we get very frequently. The idea is that if you're going to claim something exists, it's up to you to prove that it does. Atheists rely on reason and logic to perceive the world, and we don't accept things blindly. we demand evidence. ...
OP, sorry if any of these comments are coming off as crass, but this is a question we get very frequently. The idea is that if you're going to claim something exists, it's up to you to prove that it does. Atheists rely on reason and logic to perceive the world, and we don't accept things blindly. we demand evidence. ...
[ "Summary: corner kicks instead of penalty kicks for a tiebreaker.\n\nPost: While we're coming up with rules to improve the game, here's my proposal: \n Instead of trading penalty kicks to decide a game (which sucks), have the teams trade corner kicks until, say, first team to 3 points. \n The idea behind penalty ki...
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soomuchcoffee
Generate the content for a reddit post Sometimes it's just a guy on a bad trip who'd misplaced his pants. Thanks!
Obligatory "I've posted this before" but whatever. I was fucking TERRIFIED. I remain not proud of my behavior, though. Oh man, junior year of college. Not my proudest moment. Me and maybe half a dozen friends are hanging out on Saturday night and we are just crispy baked. Basically the second the last bowl was finish...
Obligatory "I've posted this before" but whatever. I was fucking TERRIFIED. I remain not proud of my behavior, though. Oh man, junior year of college. Not my proudest moment. Me and maybe half a dozen friends are hanging out on Saturday night and we are just crispy baked. Basically the second the last bowl was finish...
[ "Summary: soft-handed baby reporting for duty.\n\nPost: Oh man...splinters. I fucking hate splinters. Getting them out terrifies me, and I have no idea why. Part of it might be that I become completely fixated on them, and the idea of \"riding it out\" is totally impossible. So often times what happens is that ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I don't approve of drugs, excluding alcohol and caffiene(NOT AT THE SAME TIME!) EDIT: Because I just know this is going to come up, I am not critizing anyone who does do drugs, I am just saying its not for me.
I agree to a point. I will refuse to do any truly illegal drug, or to abuse any prescription or over the counter drug. On the other hand, if offered alcohol I drink up. Also, about a week ago I got critized pretty hard on this subreddit when I revealed I drink 24oz of heavily caffinated soda a day, and think it isn't t...
I agree to a point. I will refuse to do any truly illegal drug, or to abuse any prescription or over the counter drug. On the other hand, if offered alcohol I drink up. Also, about a week ago I got critized pretty hard on this subreddit when I revealed I drink 24oz of heavily caffinated soda a day, and think it isn't t...
[ "Summary: I gave several possible options. Pick your favorite.\n\nPost: OK, so obviously there is a moral question of why you would do this/etc, but i'm going to ignore that for now and focus on how to get yourself out of this (I want to be a lawyer if you havent guessed yet, hahaha). \n First step: Delete the phot...
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blanketninja
Generate the content for a reddit post it for you: the reason ranked isn't "fun" anymore is because you are basing "fun" on whether you win or not and whether or not you have "good" teammates. If you base "fun" on how well you do and what you can do to improve as a player, suddenly every game is a good step towards the...
I'll just paste what I said in the other topic: "This is simple, you focus more on the outcome of the game rather than what actually matters: that you improved as a player. What do you think the better strategy would be to help you improve as a player and over time, start winning more games? Blaming your teammates ...
I'll just paste what I said in the other topic: "This is simple, you focus more on the outcome of the game rather than what actually matters: that you improved as a player. What do you think the better strategy would be to help you improve as a player and over time, start winning more games? Blaming your teammates ...
[ "Summary: budget! We need one!\n\nPost: Yeah but the thing is, even if you don't have a set budget, it's still really hard to build a computer with no range in mind. Even a vague range like $200-$400 would be a great help. \n And that's definitely true with the updates, that stupid Bison shit they gave the soldier ...
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The_Revisionist
Generate the content for a reddit post This is different because Lebron made commitments.
Imagine signing up with an employer by promising that you were the "King", the "Chosen One" who would bring your employer and hometown national fame and success. Then you don't deliver. Imagine that your town hangs a poster with the word "WITNESS" off a skyscraper in your downtown, but you dick around with five poten...
Imagine signing up with an employer by promising that you were the "King", the "Chosen One" who would bring your employer and hometown national fame and success. Then you don't deliver. Imagine that your town hangs a poster with the word "WITNESS" off a skyscraper in your downtown, but you dick around with five poten...
[ "Summary: He chose to let us choose; he can't choose against himself, therefore he can't choose to not let us choose.\n\nPost: Again, I'm speaking for Milton, because I don't have an idea of my own. \n God's will is the ability to effect change, but it's bound by logic and consistency. His decision to grant free wi...
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RufusMcCoot
Generate the content for a reddit post I disagree with you but still think you should get an upvote for your conviction.
You're pretty active on this thread, apparently you feel strongly about it, and that's completely okay. You're absolutely right that it's wrong. If I own a private business, I should be able to make my rules (such as no outside food or drink). However, I'm going to bring stuff in anyway because it is too expensive ...
You're pretty active on this thread, apparently you feel strongly about it, and that's completely okay. You're absolutely right that it's wrong. If I own a private business, I should be able to make my rules (such as no outside food or drink). However, I'm going to bring stuff in anyway because it is too expensive ...
[ "Summary: I regularly rediscover stereo.\n\nPost: I have an ossicular discontinuity which causes a fairly severe conductive hearing loss in one ear. Sometimes I yawn or swallow saliva and my right ear kicks in full force due to the pressure change and its ability to temporarily correct the discontinuity. It happe...
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Generate the content for a reddit post it's not the specific dogma that makes one a conservative or liberal. it's our desire for general status quo or general change (and sometimes general change backward).
I would also indicate this is the understanding why candidate Obama is so different from president Obama. Candidate Obama represented a flexible umbrella of unstated "changes." But once change became enacted, it represented only one part of the outer pie crust of change, which disenfranchises the other pie crust that...
I would also indicate this is the understanding why candidate Obama is so different from president Obama. Candidate Obama represented a flexible umbrella of unstated "changes." But once change became enacted, it represented only one part of the outer pie crust of change, which disenfranchises the other pie crust that...
[ "Summary: overall, in order of my recommendation (IMO only the first 4 are really necessary): \n \n English (duh) \n Koine Greek \n French \n German \n Modern Turkish \n Russian \n Arabic \n Latin \n All others (Ottoman Turkish, Persian, Coptic, other Greek)\n\nPost: In an ideal world, you would command a surprisin...
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Kerfuffly
Generate the content for a reddit post I was guilty until proven innocent or until other party is proven guilty by circumstance. She was innocent until proven guilty by witnesses.
Yup. What chewp911 says. Over here, it is the right of way of the person in front, as the front car might have any circumstance to apply brakes at any time. Thus, if I rear-end a car, I shall be at fault for not leaving enough space/potentially tailgating. If there is a car stationary in a running road, it is my respo...
Yup. What chewp911 says. Over here, it is the right of way of the person in front, as the front car might have any circumstance to apply brakes at any time. Thus, if I rear-end a car, I shall be at fault for not leaving enough space/potentially tailgating. If there is a car stationary in a running road, it is my respo...
[ "Summary: hot air sucked in, brought in contact with liquified gas, liquified gas becomes gas-gas and air becomes cooler. Cold air pushed back out and gas-gas compressed again into liquid gas.\n\nPost: Well, an air conditioner has a vaccum and a blower. The vacuum pulls in air from the room and passes it through an...
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MagicallyMalificent
Generate the content for a reddit post best friend becomes girlfriend becomes flatmate becomes nightmare.
I was best friends with a girl for awhile. We hung out all the time and stuff. I was never really interested in her, not because she wasn't attractive or anything, but because she was 16 and I was 18 and she dated one of my best friends and I thought it would be weird. Then one day we were hanging out and something sor...
I was best friends with a girl for awhile. We hung out all the time and stuff. I was never really interested in her, not because she wasn't attractive or anything, but because she was 16 and I was 18 and she dated one of my best friends and I thought it would be weird. Then one day we were hanging out and something sor...
[ "Summary: it depends on who you are.\n\nPost: I really think this has the potential to be okay. I had a crush on a girl I worked with for a couple weeks. She wasn't interested. Okay no big deal, I let it go and moved on with my life. A few weeks ago I found out she's dating another coworker that knew I had had a cr...
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visarga
Generate the content for a reddit post A.I., and especially machine learning.
In 2020 we'll have Perl 6. Probably. And just think of how many no-sql databases we'll have by then. Ok, now to get serious: It used to be websites functioning analogous to books and fliers, then websites became like the pub, a place where people meet. In the future it will be people+content+sensor-enabled-devices. T...
In 2020 we'll have Perl 6. Probably. And just think of how many no-sql databases we'll have by then. Ok, now to get serious: It used to be websites functioning analogous to books and fliers, then websites became like the pub, a place where people meet. In the future it will be people+content+sensor-enabled-devices. T...
[ "Summary: reddit is/could be a singularity on the internet.\n\nPost: It might not look like it, but I think that on reddit opinion advances at a rate 10x faster than in the larger society because we have such a culture of trying to uncover the truth and debating information to no end. It's a much more integrated bu...
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mcdeaglesandwich
Generate the content for a reddit post Using script won me a week of open bar.
True story. I'm a field technician for an ISP, nothing fancy really. About 2 years ago we were preparing to launch "WideBand"(or DOCSIS 3 as it was known to everyone outside the marketing dep) and for some reason there was a decision to allow force the technicians in the field to configure the UBR via a local te...
True story. I'm a field technician for an ISP, nothing fancy really. About 2 years ago we were preparing to launch "WideBand"(or DOCSIS 3 as it was known to everyone outside the marketing dep) and for some reason there was a decision to allow force the technicians in the field to configure the UBR via a local te...
[ "Summary: pole appears old and pegs shouldn't be used to climb making placement of bridge tap irrelevant.\n\nPost: not to take the wind out of your sails but... that pole hardly looks new. most modern utility poles are not treated with creasoke. they have a green color rather than a brown tar seeping color. Also...
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BenCelotil
Generate the content for a reddit post Someone needs to bottle the virus that causes DMT release in the brain.
I have a story I started working on a few years ago. It started relatively simply but as I wrote on the computer and idly sketched in a notebook on my way to work each day the story gradually grew. I was sick with a head cold for nearly a week, which really started the whole thing. I came down with the sniffles on a ...
I have a story I started working on a few years ago. It started relatively simply but as I wrote on the computer and idly sketched in a notebook on my way to work each day the story gradually grew. I was sick with a head cold for nearly a week, which really started the whole thing. I came down with the sniffles on a ...
[ "Summary: I was fired because my Dad retired from where we both worked, then was asked to come back to work for a friend at a similar business, and the Arse-hole I still worked for thought I was sharing \"trade secrets\" with my Dad, the guy who built most of the products in the company and had a hand in their desi...
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ep1032
Generate the content for a reddit post This quote talks about average pay rates. The older generations screw up the averages, because 30, 40 and 50 years ago, there was not gender equality. For those of the younger working brackets, women tend to work very slightly less time, and make slightly less over a lifetime, w...
Its because, in order: A) in the older generations, women traditionally took more subservient positions (assistant, hostess, etc), and were paid less than their male counterparts. This, added to the average, drags down the average female pay. B) A large number of women will, at some point, take maternity leave. O...
Its because, in order: A) in the older generations, women traditionally took more subservient positions (assistant, hostess, etc), and were paid less than their male counterparts. This, added to the average, drags down the average female pay. B) A large number of women will, at some point, take maternity leave. O...
[ "Summary: So yeah. I don't agree that crime goes out the window by better distribution of resources. Sadly, I'm willing to bet you'd have greater effectiveness finding areas with the most crime, and forcing lots of low wage, minimum paying jobs into the area, with a select few high paying ones, as then a larger p...
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dcpeon
Generate the content for a reddit post I took a philosophy class WITH christians and had an excellent time.
I had a philosophy class with a bunch of christians and a TA (for the friday recap lesson and papers) who got her bachelor's degree from a christian school. The class was morality and justice and lasted a semester. Had it lasted a full year I may have succeeded in converting her away from faith. Morality and justice...
I had a philosophy class with a bunch of christians and a TA (for the friday recap lesson and papers) who got her bachelor's degree from a christian school. The class was morality and justice and lasted a semester. Had it lasted a full year I may have succeeded in converting her away from faith. Morality and justice...
[ "Summary: try assembling the mobo/cpu/heatsink-cooler without thermal paste first so you know how it all goes in. I wish I had.\n\nPost: I just put together one with your CPU and Mobo, and the Hyper 212+ cooler instead of the EVO. The mobo is great, I love the bios, very friendly. The EVO looks very similar to t...
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nothinfollowsme
Generate the content for a reddit post Shut up Wesley.
The thing that annoy me most is that journalists declare Wil Wheaton THE idol of nerds / geeks / gamers, without ever speaking to nerds / geeks / gamers. I thought it was a title he bestowed upon himself and the media has been running with it ever since? In any case, he's no idol of mine. I leave the establishment an...
The thing that annoy me most is that journalists declare Wil Wheaton THE idol of nerds / geeks / gamers, without ever speaking to nerds / geeks / gamers. I thought it was a title he bestowed upon himself and the media has been running with it ever since? In any case, he's no idol of mine. I leave the establishment an...
[ "Summary: Being anally-frustrated over the internet doesn't help anyone.\n\nPost: A skid is a slur for your average, young, w4nn4b3l33t who can barely run nmap or do basic SQLi or something equally sad yet professes themselves a hacker. \n Indeed. It's like people who claim they \"hacked\" their ex's facebook or so...
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Wonton77
Generate the content for a reddit post If you want recoil, squeeze your dick really hard while cumming.
I mean... technically you do, those few grams of semen just don't have enough momentum to push you backwards very much at all. In fluid mechanics, momentum flux is equal to ρAV^2 and AV = constant for an incompressible flow so one good way to get more recoil while ejaculating would be to reduce the area of your urethra...
I mean... technically you do, those few grams of semen just don't have enough momentum to push you backwards very much at all. In fluid mechanics, momentum flux is equal to ρAV^2 and AV = constant for an incompressible flow so one good way to get more recoil while ejaculating would be to reduce the area of your urethra...
[ "Summary: I think tuning is fine. If 10-man is harder than 30-man... recruit more.\n\nPost: I think that the balancing is pretty good, to be honest. Mythic is tightly tuned because it's one difficulty, and that shouldn't change. Heroic - if you're in a 10-man Heroic guild and can't down Imperator because it's harde...
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shevagleb
Generate the content for a reddit post no friend of America is gonna bad mouth Saudi Arabia publicly
Saudi Arabia is home to ARAMCO - the most valuable company in the world and one of the largest - the company controls virtually all Saudi Arabian oil and works closely with the US - who helped found and previously owned much of the company. The US considers the Saudis allies and also have military bases there, and tons...
Saudi Arabia is home to ARAMCO - the most valuable company in the world and one of the largest - the company controls virtually all Saudi Arabian oil and works closely with the US - who helped found and previously owned much of the company. The US considers the Saudis allies and also have military bases there, and tons...
[ "Summary: He will do more than the Ukrainian army or gov't could/can EVER do to keep the East for Kiev \n EDIT : richest man in Ukraine\n\nPost: Nope. Akhmetov runs the east. He is THE richest man in Ukraine. \n \n His net worth is estimated at [15+ Bn USD]( \n He employs 300'000 people in Ukraine and the world - [...
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Hail-Santa
Generate the content for a reddit post Picked up friends from the ghetto late on Halloween night, They were overwhelmed with happiness, until 20 seconds later we were threatened by 8 gang bangers, which we managed to avoid and simultaneously roll up on two dogs fucking in the middle of the street. The situation went fr...
Halloween night with a bunch of friends, the group got split up when two friends decided to go to a party in south Atlanta. As the night wore on the majority of the group started to wonder where Josh and Casey were. Well we get a phone call at 2 in the morning, they're stranded at a MARTA (subway) station, in the ghett...
Halloween night with a bunch of friends, the group got split up when two friends decided to go to a party in south Atlanta. As the night wore on the majority of the group started to wonder where Josh and Casey were. Well we get a phone call at 2 in the morning, they're stranded at a MARTA (subway) station, in the ghett...
[ "Summary: Shrooms are great if you know what to expect and are in a comfortable set and setting. And even if you have a bad trip, you can still have a lot of positive self realizations, and really improve your life in the long run, but shrooms, like every other drug, is not right for everyone. For more drug info/ex...
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MorganDJones
Generate the content for a reddit post The best way to make sure no one will steal my car is to take the engine with me whenever I leave the car somewhere. ^1 : See [IG Farben]( for more details. ^2 : Don't get fooled here. Valuable time is company time spent watching telly and browsing the net. ^3 : Except th...
Working for a large cable provider. Tech support. Training. QA. Dealing with all kind of issues and troubleshooting across various platforms and products. Have to deal with pretty weird people sometimes. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ This call was not one I ha...
Working for a large cable provider. Tech support. Training. QA. Dealing with all kind of issues and troubleshooting across various platforms and products. Have to deal with pretty weird people sometimes. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ This call was not one I ha...
[ "Summary: lusers have them feels, don't ever forget it.\n\nPost: IT? People? Nah. We're sentient robots possessed by demonic forces. How else would we be able to understand all that technological non-sense? \n Irony aside, I can definitely empathize with you on the \"What do they want now?\" reaction when people st...
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Bridgeru
Generate the content for a reddit post Irish has no practical use, no good works, and the education is being controlled by those who don't understand the delicate society that's developing among teens to 30 year olds.
It may seem poetic to those outside, but it's an absolutely horrid language to learn. It hasn't progressed at all, so you've got half the vocabulary being "ancient" words, and half the vocabulary being borrowed English words. The Irish for Telephone and car, for example, are pronounced exactly the same with only nomi...
It may seem poetic to those outside, but it's an absolutely horrid language to learn. It hasn't progressed at all, so you've got half the vocabulary being "ancient" words, and half the vocabulary being borrowed English words. The Irish for Telephone and car, for example, are pronounced exactly the same with only nomi...
[ "Summary: Cybermen are TRANSHUMANS not Communists. The Borg are a corruption of the Federation, not Communists. My son is not a communist, he may be an alcoholic, fat, annoying, a communist, but he is NOT a Pornstar!\n\nPost: Cybermen were never meant to be Communists. \n They were made by a guy called Kit Pedl...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Does anyone know where to get stems that fit in portable vaporisers?
I recently got gifted a Da Kube vaporiser by my father, unfortunately it was a crock of shit and the heating element didn't even work. Luckily they had a 7 day day returns policy so we decided to send it back and upgrade to a MFLB. However, being the clumsy tit that I am, I managed to smash the glass stem on my floor w...
I recently got gifted a Da Kube vaporiser by my father, unfortunately it was a crock of shit and the heating element didn't even work. Luckily they had a 7 day day returns policy so we decided to send it back and upgrade to a MFLB. However, being the clumsy tit that I am, I managed to smash the glass stem on my floor w...
[ "Summary: These feelings are normal, especially if you are the type of person who is likely to use psychedelics. There is a light at the end of the tunnel.\n\nPost: Take comfort that you are not the first person to experience this. That's the problem, the more you learn the more you realise there is to learn. Its l...
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vjarnot
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't be a dick. My bad, I didn't realize this was r/GoodIntentionsAndHappyThoughtsAndFuckScience
and do nothing with our bodies to recoup any of that loss over the process. Which is what we do anyway. No, we don't "do nothing", we stay alive. Now, one could make the case for strapping overweight people to generator-equipped exercise bikes... but if we were to go that far, we'd be way better off mandating a max...
and do nothing with our bodies to recoup any of that loss over the process. Which is what we do anyway. No, we don't "do nothing", we stay alive. Now, one could make the case for strapping overweight people to generator-equipped exercise bikes... but if we were to go that far, we'd be way better off mandating a max...
[ "Summary: rocking and racking are different phenomena, with different causes and different solutions.\n\nPost: Rocking and racking are two different things. Rocking is when the bottom/feet of the item in question are moving relative to the floor; racking is when the bottom/feet remain in contact with the floor, bu...
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Generate the content for a reddit post they have remained in the SB hunt consistently over the last 10 years, but have narrowly missed sealing the deal 3 times. They've continued to win at a jaw dropping record pace in the regular season.
The league changed rules to prevent corner-backs from playing as physically as they did prior to 2005 (specifically calling "illegal contact" after 5 yard from the line of scrimmage) which changed the effectiveness of the Pats defense dramatically. They came close to another title in 2006, but lost a come-back game t...
The league changed rules to prevent corner-backs from playing as physically as they did prior to 2005 (specifically calling "illegal contact" after 5 yard from the line of scrimmage) which changed the effectiveness of the Pats defense dramatically. They came close to another title in 2006, but lost a come-back game t...
[ "Summary: It's a random association with no causal relationship other than historical coincidence.\n\nPost: In the simplest terms, you're focusing on an irrelevant data point for your correlation. \n Skin color is not relevant to athletic performance. Genetics are, and genetics also influence skin color. People tha...
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SetupGuy
Generate the content for a reddit post Next time someone bitches about wanting to see the theatrical version of SW in HD, direct them to this release from Harmy.
I'm surprised this post didn't get more traction. Basically, Harmy took the Blu Ray that was released last year, color corrected it as close as possible to the 1977 theatrical version (using a scanned Technicolor print to compare, I believe). Then he removed as much of the new bullshit that everyone complains about, ...
I'm surprised this post didn't get more traction. Basically, Harmy took the Blu Ray that was released last year, color corrected it as close as possible to the 1977 theatrical version (using a scanned Technicolor print to compare, I believe). Then he removed as much of the new bullshit that everyone complains about, ...
[ "Summary: Grow up.\n\nPost: I didn't give her the full truth \n Seriously, I mean I know you're 22 and all but please grow the fuck up. You blather on and on in other threads about character and \"but but why cheaters are considered low character?!\". This is one of the reasons, you didn't even own up to all the sh...
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Generate the content for a reddit post My $0.02 is, in Switzerland, criminals are seen mostly as losers. In Chicago, they’re folk heros.
Do you actually have something that would specifically discount that effect when applied to Chicago, or are we going to stick to random, tangential differences between the countries that in no way affect the actual reasons the policy works? Sure: the policy in Switzerland doesn’t work in the way you suggest because t...
Do you actually have something that would specifically discount that effect when applied to Chicago, or are we going to stick to random, tangential differences between the countries that in no way affect the actual reasons the policy works? Sure: the policy in Switzerland doesn’t work in the way you suggest because t...
[ "Summary: yes, it’s a coincidence.\n\nPost: Gates sold some of his Microsoft stock to create the William H. Gates Foundation in 1994. Then and for the following decade or more, Microsoft was the big beast on the world markets and dominated the software landscape, while Apple was struggling, both without and with St...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Patience. Don't worry about it - once people get to know you they'll stop thinking of you as your brother's sibling.
The shadow is really just an illusion. The important thing is that you're going to make your own friends, who will respect you for who you are, rather than your brother. Like everyone else is saying, it's a matter of time. You'll make your own impressions on people as they get to know you, and if some of them still t...
The shadow is really just an illusion. The important thing is that you're going to make your own friends, who will respect you for who you are, rather than your brother. Like everyone else is saying, it's a matter of time. You'll make your own impressions on people as they get to know you, and if some of them still t...
[ "Summary: It really depends...a lot: between provinces, between hospitals, times of days, etc. Anything serious and,except for a few highly-contentious cases in Alberta over the last year or two (heads rolled), you get immediate treatment. However, studies have shown that for first world countries, even ones with s...
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Generate the content for a reddit post people are seriously pieces of shit. Source, Emergency medicine doc
Shit ton of secondary gain. Such as, want to stay in a nice bed in a warm hospital with cable tv, 3 meals a day, a whole litany of people paying attention to them and Caring about what they say. I mean, 98% of the time these people aren't paying so what do they care? Also, get attention from a loved one, have people t...
Shit ton of secondary gain. Such as, want to stay in a nice bed in a warm hospital with cable tv, 3 meals a day, a whole litany of people paying attention to them and Caring about what they say. I mean, 98% of the time these people aren't paying so what do they care? Also, get attention from a loved one, have people t...
[ "Summary: hold one in your hands, dry fire from DA. if it fits, you should definitely pick one up! \n ps. hopefully you don't want to Conceal Carry (but then why are you buying a full frame?) and your first pistol is to learn on and enjoy shooting with, not to CC)\n\nPost: I have a sig p226, amazing firearm. \n the...
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PrinceDusk
Generate the content for a reddit post no weight limit, not really any "rooms filled with treasure". and we can spend our money on whatever, so long as the city is large enough to reasonably accommodate.
My DM doesn't do gold weight (though I don't know the specifics). He claims (in most of his campaigns) that the characters have a kind of Bag of Holding that only works for money, gems, and jewelry. And if we walk into a room full of gold he either says there's only, say, 50,000 gold in the room (which we, the players,...
My DM doesn't do gold weight (though I don't know the specifics). He claims (in most of his campaigns) that the characters have a kind of Bag of Holding that only works for money, gems, and jewelry. And if we walk into a room full of gold he either says there's only, say, 50,000 gold in the room (which we, the players,...
[ "Summary: Time is constant, it hasn't really changed with the advent of Man.\n\nPost: Time is a constant. It has always been perceived however its perceived (by different species or things or whatever) and man decided to perceive it in days, months, years, etc. whatever. \n Its like \"Beauty is in the eye of the be...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I'm saving myself from my own irresponsibility. PLEASE NOTE: I have changed the price to reflect the sale of the console only. The wireless headset is still available but will be sold separately.
Includes PlayStation 3 System 500GB, Assassin's Creed III Game, DUALSHOCK 3 wireless controller, AC Power Cord, AV Cable and USB Cable. In Assassin's Creed III, use your training as a Master Assassin to survive in an epic story spanning the birth of a nation. Stalk your enemies in gorgeous high-definition, with breat...
Includes PlayStation 3 System 500GB, Assassin's Creed III Game, DUALSHOCK 3 wireless controller, AC Power Cord, AV Cable and USB Cable. In Assassin's Creed III, use your training as a Master Assassin to survive in an epic story spanning the birth of a nation. Stalk your enemies in gorgeous high-definition, with breat...
[ "Summary: it's the skills not the equipment 99 times out of a hundred.\n\nPost: There was a story I heard about that one NASCAR driving redneck with the bigass cowboy hat and the mustache and shades. Apparently he would challenge d-bags to a race. They could drive their Porsches or whatever and he would drive a reg...
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UlgraTheTerrible
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't tell me to prove my belief if you can't prove yours.
Apparently you are confused as to the nuances of the word faith. My religion is a faith. Just like all the others, in that sense. If there was proof it would be fact, not faith. You want to rag on us, fine, go ahead. It doesn't bother me that you think my beliefs are stupid, go ahead. Think it. Doesn't affect karma eit...
Apparently you are confused as to the nuances of the word faith. My religion is a faith. Just like all the others, in that sense. If there was proof it would be fact, not faith. You want to rag on us, fine, go ahead. It doesn't bother me that you think my beliefs are stupid, go ahead. Think it. Doesn't affect karma eit...
[ "Summary: Upvotes and Downvotes: The Great Pacifier.\n\nPost: I think a vast majority of upvotes (and downvotes) come from the retarded seal brain. \n By this I mean... \"Oh hey, someone restated my opinion but with more eloquence/venom than I could possibly summon we will upvote them.\" Or at least that's what I i...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Acted as my twin brother, tried to get with his girlfriend.
Oh OP, do I have a story for you, your tastes will be satisfied. When I was just exiting High School me and my twin weren't the best of friends. At the start of High School we did everything together. But towards the end... we started fading, and in 12th grade we were both fighting over a girl and who got to get her ...
Oh OP, do I have a story for you, your tastes will be satisfied. When I was just exiting High School me and my twin weren't the best of friends. At the start of High School we did everything together. But towards the end... we started fading, and in 12th grade we were both fighting over a girl and who got to get her ...
[ "Summary: Was hooker, saw client get shot.\n\nPost: I was a male prostitute for a decent portion of time. I didn't realize how dangerous it was until this incident happened. I wasn't a normal male prostitute, I didn't service to other males. I was unique in that I only serviced females, which is very rare for a mal...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Diana needs to win the lottery. The reason most junglers are Bruisers/Tanks is because Defensive items are cheaper than offensive items. When you look at the common junglers (Elise, Vi, Lee, Eve, Pantheon) they typically get built like bruisers; tanky with only one damage item, ...
Diana, her mana use in the jungle is horrible.. after two camps , without a blue buff you're like, useless. Would be nice if her ult would also work on wards/minions, as escape, now she's just going all in. Jungle Diana doesn't have sustain problems after spirit stone as long as you don't spam your shield. Jungle D...
Diana, her mana use in the jungle is horrible.. after two camps , without a blue buff you're like, useless. Would be nice if her ult would also work on wards/minions, as escape, now she's just going all in. Jungle Diana doesn't have sustain problems after spirit stone as long as you don't spam your shield. Jungle D...
[ "Summary: Buff weapons, smash shit, and set people on fire.\n\nPost: Sorcery does kinda put the game on easy mode (just watch a speed run, Tin Crystallization Catalyst + 2-3 casts of (Crystal) Soul Spear and Homing Crystal Soulmass will take out pretty much any boss even on NG+) but requires a fairly significant in...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Your thoughts on casting movies = 100% irrelevant to what I was talking about.
you haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about. That's irony for ya. Let me walk you through how we've arrived at this point. Me: Spike Lee just wanted some black characters in the movie. You: I hate it when people just insert black characters Me: We're not talking about you You: Oh yeah, nice try, h...
you haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about. That's irony for ya. Let me walk you through how we've arrived at this point. Me: Spike Lee just wanted some black characters in the movie. You: I hate it when people just insert black characters Me: We're not talking about you You: Oh yeah, nice try, h...
[ "Summary: which there should have been. \n There's so much to investigate with all this - why did the filmmakers make those choices? There are very few accidental or capriciously made decisions in a movie. Large groups of people multiple times went over the shot list/storyboards/script and all agreed on what worked...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Disenchant it.
The only golden legendaries I would recommend keeping are the neutral ones that are currently meta. You can d/e this and get a neutral that works in any deck such as Nat or Rag. The only reason to keep this would be if you play Paladin. d/e this will allow you to make the deck you actually play, stronger. If Nat were...
The only golden legendaries I would recommend keeping are the neutral ones that are currently meta. You can d/e this and get a neutral that works in any deck such as Nat or Rag. The only reason to keep this would be if you play Paladin. d/e this will allow you to make the deck you actually play, stronger. If Nat were...
[ "Summary: My iPhone sucks, don't buy one.\n\nPost: As an iPhone 4 owner I am going to second what scumis says here. I fucking hate the phone and am done with Apple. I own a Mac, iPad, and two iPhones and I have steadily watched the company go downhill in terms of support and the closed OS has really become a pain. ...
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odichthys
Generate the content for a reddit post I drown in country music because my roommate can internet. On the bright side... I now know, thanks to my roommate, that the same Pandora station from the same account streaming to two different devices will never play the same song at the same time.
Dear lord, how I wish that was true. My roommate listens to country. He's like a pet with one of those bells on their collar so you can always hear them coming! He'll stream Pandora full volume on his phone, then take the dog for a walk... with no headphones just walking around the block loud-ass country music blas...
Dear lord, how I wish that was true. My roommate listens to country. He's like a pet with one of those bells on their collar so you can always hear them coming! He'll stream Pandora full volume on his phone, then take the dog for a walk... with no headphones just walking around the block loud-ass country music blas...
[ "Summary: I forgot my point, but I did a bunch of reading to support whatever it was.\n\nPost: According to current law, a hospital can’t leave a patient in danger of losing life or limb and if they are in labor they must be treated. \n >People without insurance have lost limbs because they were \"stabilized,\" bu ...
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Crossing-Swords
Generate the content for a reddit post looking for a long-term getting off partner, submissiveness helpful, but not required.
Hello good people of DirtyKikPals, I’m in somewhat of what I thought would be rare, but seems reasonably common group of people in that I’m a man who isn’t sexually attracted to other men but is (often fairly and sometimes very) aroused by cocks.These kinds of urges have so far proven rather difficult to reliably sat...
Hello good people of DirtyKikPals, I’m in somewhat of what I thought would be rare, but seems reasonably common group of people in that I’m a man who isn’t sexually attracted to other men but is (often fairly and sometimes very) aroused by cocks.These kinds of urges have so far proven rather difficult to reliably sat...
[ "Summary: looking for a long-term getting off partner, submissiveness helpful, but not required.\n\nPost: Hello good people of Dirtyr4r, \n I’m in somewhat of what I thought would be rare, but seems reasonably common group of people in that I’m a man who isn’t sexually attracted to other men but is (often fairly an...
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cweaver
Generate the content for a reddit post Polio was killing people way more recently than Batman.
Batman, did kill originally. Batman is a story that's been re-told and re-invented for almost 75 years. Sure, the story used to be told with Batman using guns, but that's not the same Batman that they make movies and write comic books about today. Nolan's Batman wasn't running around in the 1940s capping mobsters. ...
Batman, did kill originally. Batman is a story that's been re-told and re-invented for almost 75 years. Sure, the story used to be told with Batman using guns, but that's not the same Batman that they make movies and write comic books about today. Nolan's Batman wasn't running around in the 1940s capping mobsters. ...
[ "Summary: Batman's storyline is constantly in flux, there is no definite start or middle or end. You can read things mostly in order of when they happened, but there's no guarantee that some writer won't come along and add something new in the middle or change the beginning or erase parts you've already read, et...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Guns force generals and politicians to think twice about instigating wars because the political costs are now inevitable and severe. Note: I tried to take a random sampling of famous battles that would display the persistent nature of combat before and after the advent of the ...
One of the interesting changes that guns made to warfare was that their defensive nature evened the odds against superior attackers. Historically battles fought without guns saw the majority of the casualties taken by the losing side. [Marathon]( saw a 30:1 advantage to the Athenians. Thermopylae . [The Mogols ...
One of the interesting changes that guns made to warfare was that their defensive nature evened the odds against superior attackers. Historically battles fought without guns saw the majority of the casualties taken by the losing side. [Marathon]( saw a 30:1 advantage to the Athenians. Thermopylae . [The Mogols ...
[ "Summary: Crowds are honest, people sometimes aren't.\n\nPost: Maybe, but maybe not. I experience a lot of social anxiety in small groups but essentially none in public speaking even though I frequently speak off the cuff and do improv comedy. \n The thing that's great about public speaking is that 9/10 times the c...
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ApexPrecursor
Generate the content for a reddit post get warband, more sandbox than the other games and has a mod called Floris mod that adds a lot of cool stuff.
I would personally just get warband and download the floris mod. Though in my opinion, the fire & sword one is absolutely horrendous after playing warband. FS is much smaller than warband and isnt as sandbox-y. Though you do get to use guns, albeit they are the slowest weapon in the whole damn world (you'd think the ...
I would personally just get warband and download the floris mod. Though in my opinion, the fire & sword one is absolutely horrendous after playing warband. FS is much smaller than warband and isnt as sandbox-y. Though you do get to use guns, albeit they are the slowest weapon in the whole damn world (you'd think the ...
[ "Summary: Guy broke into my house, stole ALL the used condoms, stripped all his clothes, squirted hand sanitizer into my eyes, and (i was blind at the moment so im not sure) then he took a shower. Because the door was locked I started talking to him, hes a pretty cool guy. So I let him have a towel and washed his c...
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FactsBeatOpinions
Generate the content for a reddit post Stop doing shit you shouldn't, and you won't have a problem. And comparing political officials to a regular person is ridiculous. THEY SHOULD BE HELD TO HIGHER STANDARDS!!!!!! They represent all of us and should garner respect from international peers, not weasel shit out of the...
You know what? I AM with you on this. Largely because several people seem to be missisng the point. WikiLeaks has ZERO obligation to protect the USA... and they attack other governments with leaks too!!! Why do people pretend like they're villains for releasing the USA's shit?!?!!?!?!? Just because it damages our dip...
You know what? I AM with you on this. Largely because several people seem to be missisng the point. WikiLeaks has ZERO obligation to protect the USA... and they attack other governments with leaks too!!! Why do people pretend like they're villains for releasing the USA's shit?!?!!?!?!? Just because it damages our dip...
[ "Summary: Non-White People... please be aware that not all white people are racist, and that assuming we all are is FUCKING RACIST... Thanks\n\nPost: No one will see this, but I have to say this. The most ignorant and bigoted thing I've seen is when people think only white people are racist, and their racist bullsh...
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BobIV
Generate the content for a reddit post These things are actually popular for a reason.
3570k is the best Intel chip for gaming if your not going to crossfire... And if you get that chip, you have to get a Z77. The HD 7970 is also the best you can get for its price point, and even if you want better you need to spend some major scratch. Personally, I went with the 7950 as my budget went into other g...
3570k is the best Intel chip for gaming if your not going to crossfire... And if you get that chip, you have to get a Z77. The HD 7970 is also the best you can get for its price point, and even if you want better you need to spend some major scratch. Personally, I went with the 7950 as my budget went into other g...
[ "Summary: There is nothing here to imply that this is truly a social experiment and a lot of evidence to imply that it isn't. The first of which is his changing things half way through.\n\nPost: My point was that people use serious phrases/terms in casual ways on a regular basis and that when someone refers to an ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post on you, I just totally agree.
Yup! The first place to start is with you, and what will make you happy just by yourself. Make a plan. Whatever it is. Looking for an external source of appreciation is only going to work short-term IF that, and will lead to bad decisions, and will only address the symptoms at best. OKC has done me the favor of hel...
Yup! The first place to start is with you, and what will make you happy just by yourself. Make a plan. Whatever it is. Looking for an external source of appreciation is only going to work short-term IF that, and will lead to bad decisions, and will only address the symptoms at best. OKC has done me the favor of hel...
[ "Summary: point here is that dumbasses first look at weapon balance from the perspective of raw damage rather than taking a look at how a weapon is used. These weapons, like the original HA PS1 weapons, have a very specific use, and can't be balanced head to head. \n Hopefully these weapons find their way in to our...
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berserker87
Generate the content for a reddit post Everything that is corny of stupid or annoying to guys about Titanic is because it's being recounted by an unreliable old lady narrator.
TITANIC This theory that I believe I came up with has led to me finally liking the movie, but it ruined it for my GF... is my theory that everything that happens in the flashbacks of Titanic are being told by a semi-senile old woman who is over-romanticizing her adventure with Jack, justifying the abandonment of he...
TITANIC This theory that I believe I came up with has led to me finally liking the movie, but it ruined it for my GF... is my theory that everything that happens in the flashbacks of Titanic are being told by a semi-senile old woman who is over-romanticizing her adventure with Jack, justifying the abandonment of he...
[ "Summary: Republicans have to concede some of their platform positions, and moderate others, or they risk losing power or relevancy until the current progressive trend settles. They're trying to oppose too much and cannot both sustain their current platform and stay relevant. \n They will almost certainly moderate...
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9Virtues
Generate the content for a reddit post Helped friend get job offers and never heard from friend again.
I may be overreacting, but I feel we aren't as close as we use to be and I'm being used now. We have been friends for 6 years and close for a lot of those. We both majored in the same thing, and I graduated last year and I'm currently working. She is finishing her last year of her masters. Our field heavily recruit...
I may be overreacting, but I feel we aren't as close as we use to be and I'm being used now. We have been friends for 6 years and close for a lot of those. We both majored in the same thing, and I graduated last year and I'm currently working. She is finishing her last year of her masters. Our field heavily recruit...
[ "Summary: Do I end this friendship?\n\nPost: 6 years ago I started working with two people lets call them Kyle and Lauren, we became close and we had a growing circle. \n Overtime the circle fell apart due to us all moving on from HS to college and after. I however always stayed close to Kyle and Lauren and about 2...
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d_r0ck
Generate the content for a reddit post Very nice smoke. Lots of bread and spice with an excellent sweetness in the 2nd third. I'd recommend you try one or a few. At $12, though, I wouldn't buy again. I'd rather save $4 and buy a robusto. Check out my other reviews [here at Cigar Dossier Co](
I've come to seriously appreciate these weekend morning cigars. I'm sitting in my garage with a freshly brewed Americano and I'm watching a light rain/heavy drizzle outside right now. I'm listening to my Erik Satie Gymnopédies Pandora station, the rain, the wind, and a loud cricket that apparently doesn't mind gettin...
I've come to seriously appreciate these weekend morning cigars. I'm sitting in my garage with a freshly brewed Americano and I'm watching a light rain/heavy drizzle outside right now. I'm listening to my Erik Satie Gymnopédies Pandora station, the rain, the wind, and a loud cricket that apparently doesn't mind gettin...
[ "Summary: I usually don't have any problems with UPS. And their claims dept is much better than USPS...\n\nPost: It's funny you mention it. I've been using UPS for years and have only had two issues. One big one small. The big one happened a few months ago when I shipped my father in law a signed Beach Boys Goo...
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itssodamnnoisy
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't look for people that want the skills you have, work towards acquiring the skills that people want.
Well, of course the skills you demonstrate have to be marketable. I mean, I can fly a kite pretty well, but nobody's going to pay for that. I can also build one hell of a networked storage system with a hybrid cloud component. Turns out people fall over themselves trying to pay for that one. Honestly, I think a key t...
Well, of course the skills you demonstrate have to be marketable. I mean, I can fly a kite pretty well, but nobody's going to pay for that. I can also build one hell of a networked storage system with a hybrid cloud component. Turns out people fall over themselves trying to pay for that one. Honestly, I think a key t...
[ "Summary: Different types of techies exist. Some know what capabilities are supposed to be, others can actually see / verify those capabilities.\n\nPost: there's a HUGE difference. You can see the difference between a camera and a radar system very easily as a component-level tech. For example, cameras generally ...
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lordwafflesbane
Generate the content for a reddit post I don't want to brute force this maze book. Anybody have any better ideas?
This is the right place to post this, right? It seems like a pretty standard topology(I think?) problem. It's this one , then back out again. [There are cryptic clues]( such as latin phrases on the walls and hints in the textual description of each room, as well as comments from the 'guide' of the labyrinth, but I'm...
This is the right place to post this, right? It seems like a pretty standard topology(I think?) problem. It's this one , then back out again. [There are cryptic clues]( such as latin phrases on the walls and hints in the textual description of each room, as well as comments from the 'guide' of the labyrinth, but I'm...
[ "Summary: running on unrezzed, unadvanced cards is always risky, but sometimes the reward is high or hte risk is low.\n\nPost: When the game is at match point, and the corp installs something face down in a remote server, there's always the chance that it's a 2/3, and they'll be able to score it next turn. I have t...
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DarrenEdwards
Generate the content for a reddit post I showed my dick to hundreds of junior high kids.
Junior high track, I was running the 800. Didn't really think about what a jock strap was or what for until about halfway through the race. My dick flops out of my whitey tighties and is slapping against my leg as I run. I reach in and put it back, which causes it to slip out the other side. I remember one guy laug...
Junior high track, I was running the 800. Didn't really think about what a jock strap was or what for until about halfway through the race. My dick flops out of my whitey tighties and is slapping against my leg as I run. I reach in and put it back, which causes it to slip out the other side. I remember one guy laug...
[ "Summary: Mooslims and communist are all that keep Christians from turning on each other.\n\nPost: I had an ex who's family was from the midwest. Their oldest son met a girl in Georgia and they planned to get married. Both families were overwhelmingly Christian. My gf's family planned for a wedding and bought ti...
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Generate the content for a reddit post you have no idea what you're talking about. Have a lovely night.
As I said before, I've made my point. Liefeld says that it's "re-writing the history books" to suggest that there wasn't a lot of hate for his work in the '90s. There patently was a lot of hate for his work in the '90s. Ergo, Liefeld is either in denial, delusional, or doing his best to spin things in his favor. Any ...
As I said before, I've made my point. Liefeld says that it's "re-writing the history books" to suggest that there wasn't a lot of hate for his work in the '90s. There patently was a lot of hate for his work in the '90s. Ergo, Liefeld is either in denial, delusional, or doing his best to spin things in his favor. Any ...
[ "Summary: We Americans are not good at words.\n\nPost: Americans pronounce it \"buh-LOW-nee\" or \"ba-LOW-nee\", and it's not uncommon here to see it written \"baloney\". This is anecdotal, but I'd wager that the reason for this is because at the time when bologna became popular in the US, Italian was an exotic ton...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Boyfriend can be totally awesome, and can also be a total dick at times (refer to above list). I'm having difficulty deciding on what I want to do. I can't figure out if I'm happy with him or not, or if the relationship is just mentally traumatizing. Help?
I'm... pretty much stumped on this one. Of course I'll be talking to him about it, and I've been thinking a lot of things over, but I'm emotionally drained and I've got midterms coming up and I just don't have time to pussy-foot around anymore. It started like this: Sometimes my boyfriend doesn't try to please me in ...
I'm... pretty much stumped on this one. Of course I'll be talking to him about it, and I've been thinking a lot of things over, but I'm emotionally drained and I've got midterms coming up and I just don't have time to pussy-foot around anymore. It started like this: Sometimes my boyfriend doesn't try to please me in ...
[ "Summary: Talk to her about it!\n\nPost: Sounds like you just don't have a high sex drive (I'm taking the, \"my girlfriend wants to fuck, like, every day,\" comment to mean you could hold off for a day, maybe more, and feel fine). And that's perfectly okay -- everyone is different to what they like/don't like and h...
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Generate the content for a reddit post What a cunt.
alternative headline "ice continues to be cold". Maybe, maybe there is some justification for the SST to highlight things that are wrong, in particular with bail and sentencing (though treating victims as experts and throwing to them for comment isn't, in my view, the way to go about it) but getting involved in somet...
alternative headline "ice continues to be cold". Maybe, maybe there is some justification for the SST to highlight things that are wrong, in particular with bail and sentencing (though treating victims as experts and throwing to them for comment isn't, in my view, the way to go about it) but getting involved in somet...
[ "Summary: Don't be dick. Train your arse off.\n\nPost: Find a gym. an actual proper boxing gym. Ask around and google. Roll on up to the gyms and talk to the people there. Check them out. Don't be a cocky little shit. Maybe do a few fitness/workout classes at each one to see if you like the programme and the \"...
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Generate the content for a reddit post version is simple: how will we distinguish the NRA patriots killing people because of "tyranny" from Timothy McVeigh?
The other question, and the question they never really want to discuss is this: how will they know when "tyranny" has arrived and they need to fight it and how widespread will agreement be on this topic? Jesse Taylor over at Pandagon has a good piece on the subject: The
The other question, and the question they never really want to discuss is this: how will they know when "tyranny" has arrived and they need to fight it and how widespread will agreement be on this topic? Jesse Taylor over at Pandagon has a good piece on the subject: The
[ "Summary: 1) Try a PC! \n 2) Ok, you don't want a PC? Try the Wii. \n 3) Oh? Networking and multiplayer is critical for you? Try the XBox.\n\nPost: I like PC honestly. You can get a decent gaming PC for about as much as you'd pay for an XBox or a PS3, and you get a much wider variety of games, indie games, etc....
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HMJ87
Generate the content for a reddit post currently being punished for my postcode, but turning 26 has halved my premium.
The rates don't drop significantly until you're over 26 That explains a lot actually, just turned 26, last year my insurance was over £1000 after I moved (prior to that it was about £7/800, with pass plus and 3 years' no claims, driving a 2001 Nissan Micra), but just ran a check recently to see what I should expect w...
The rates don't drop significantly until you're over 26 That explains a lot actually, just turned 26, last year my insurance was over £1000 after I moved (prior to that it was about £7/800, with pass plus and 3 years' no claims, driving a 2001 Nissan Micra), but just ran a check recently to see what I should expect w...
[ "Summary: Found a quick fix for a common issue, got bitched at for not going through unnecessary bureaucracy.\n\nPost: I learned this the hard way, found a fix for a common issue which saves both tech and user time and effort, so I forwarded it out to everyone. I then get a shitty email back from le boss saying I d...
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Kanilas
Generate the content for a reddit post stop overreacting
And I was hoping Rush Limbaugh was actually going to leave too back in 2008. The phrase is just hyperbole expressing our displeasure with our country's philosophy, demonstrated sometimes is isolated, yet disturbing, events. Being "ashamed" is simply a personal deep dissatisfaction. I, too, am ashamed that Alabama let's...
And I was hoping Rush Limbaugh was actually going to leave too back in 2008. The phrase is just hyperbole expressing our displeasure with our country's philosophy, demonstrated sometimes is isolated, yet disturbing, events. Being "ashamed" is simply a personal deep dissatisfaction. I, too, am ashamed that Alabama let's...
[ "Summary: Wear your helmet.\n\nPost: Last year I was on a snowboarding trip out to Santa Fe, NM by myself. I had met a couple people on the lifts, but split off by myself to take some runs through the trees. I was still in the park, but off any trails, so away from areas which people are usually travelling. \n They...
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Generate the content for a reddit post TF2 is a game about knowing when to "nope" things.
The vast majority of weapons that seem to be receiving ire tend to be: Very anti-aggression. Things like minisentries and natascha hard counter soldiers/pyros/whatever that like charging in on a cart and getting 9 kills. Being aggressive is fun. If I have to worry about a mini or an ubersaw, I'm forced to play with...
The vast majority of weapons that seem to be receiving ire tend to be: Very anti-aggression. Things like minisentries and natascha hard counter soldiers/pyros/whatever that like charging in on a cart and getting 9 kills. Being aggressive is fun. If I have to worry about a mini or an ubersaw, I'm forced to play with...
[ "Summary: Being a great pyro means knowing when to say \"no\". Playing medic is a great way to improve pyro for this reason.\n\nPost: In pubs maybe, but pyro is countered by every single class and competence. Even spies counter pyros if they use their revolver. \n Soldiers can outsmart the airblast, and fighting an...
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Blithon
Generate the content for a reddit post I want to, but can't. Sorry.
Listen, man. I want to axe her too. I do. But it's impossible to kill her in this merged show. The closest we would get is the criminal Weston and Dexter face has her and kills her, and then Weston allows Dexter to kill the criminal after all, with Weston coming to a dark realization that some truly evil people may nee...
Listen, man. I want to axe her too. I do. But it's impossible to kill her in this merged show. The closest we would get is the criminal Weston and Dexter face has her and kills her, and then Weston allows Dexter to kill the criminal after all, with Weston coming to a dark realization that some truly evil people may nee...
[ "Summary: Fuck that bitch, she doesn't deserve you.\n\nPost: She is not the most important thing in your world. You are, and you are performing a massive disservice by staying on this withered relationship. \n She doesn't want to try with you, she wants to try with this other guy. What's more, she's cheating on the...
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Polominty
Generate the content for a reddit post we enlisted the help of a mutual friend to tackle the situation. Rebecca will know by tonight. FINAL EDIT - my friend reported the below, I have written it in 1st person to make it easier. Bradley and I went to his and met with Rebecca for a drink. She seemed surprised to see ...
OP- Hi all, So I passed the thread and comments onto my friend who asked me to post on her behalf. We spent a long time this morning reading over it and discussing the situation. My friend is a kind person but quite shy and anxious outside of her comfort zone hence why she came to me and the Internet for help. I do...
OP- Hi all, So I passed the thread and comments onto my friend who asked me to post on her behalf. We spent a long time this morning reading over it and discussing the situation. My friend is a kind person but quite shy and anxious outside of her comfort zone hence why she came to me and the Internet for help. I do...
[ "Summary: Troll dad fingered my knickers.\n\nPost: Not exactly a story told but awkward none the less. The first time I stayed at my boyfriends, I awoke around 4am to see his dad walking around the bed in his underwear looking for cigarettes. He glanced at half -asleep, confused as fuck me and just nodded a hello a...
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Iamrational
Generate the content for a reddit post You have to play as all the heroes to decide which ones you like, and you have to play as all the heroes to know what their skills are. With that done, you can then decide on your ideal hero pool.
Eh, honestly you'd have to try out ALL of the heroes by yourself and decide which ones you like. It really is a matter of preference. The majority of them, if not all, play very differently from each other, so none of us can really suggest what would be a good hero. In general, I'd say any mid hero can carry low el...
Eh, honestly you'd have to try out ALL of the heroes by yourself and decide which ones you like. It really is a matter of preference. The majority of them, if not all, play very differently from each other, so none of us can really suggest what would be a good hero. In general, I'd say any mid hero can carry low el...
[ "Summary: Women are aware that men will look at scantily clad bodies, yet complain when their scantily clad bodies are looked at. Why not wear clothing that isn't skin tight or puts your boobs on display? \n If you don't want to attract men, why are you wearing clothes that attract men? If you wear such clothes b...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, I agree, incarceration isn't an adequate solution.
People who do not exhibit concern for other people's lives are either psychopathic or, more likely, have never had any concern given for their own life. Or, the third option, is that they just don't think about it, or even don't know about it. Some studies have shown that criminals are basically ignorant of the cons...
People who do not exhibit concern for other people's lives are either psychopathic or, more likely, have never had any concern given for their own life. Or, the third option, is that they just don't think about it, or even don't know about it. Some studies have shown that criminals are basically ignorant of the cons...
[ "Summary: we are probably not simulations, because occams razor says we are not.\n\nPost: Honestly this is almost too silly to merit rebuttal. \n As others point out in greater detail, the assumptions are flawed. However, the presumption that one of the three must be true is even more flawed. \n The assumptions:\n>...
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NathanDahlin
Generate the content for a reddit post The planning up to now seems to stink of corruption, and the bridge (as it's now proposed) will not alleviate current traffic problems. I'm willing to bet that it ends up costing much, much more than we're being told it will. Oh, and we recently found out that the design include...
Willamette Week has done some excellent investigative reporting on the proposed Columbia River Crossing (CRC), and their articles have led many (including myself) to conclude that the CRC is an expensive boondoggle that should never be allowed to go forward in its current form. To summarize: [the state treasurer has ex...
Willamette Week has done some excellent investigative reporting on the proposed Columbia River Crossing (CRC), and their articles have led many (including myself) to conclude that the CRC is an expensive boondoggle that should never be allowed to go forward in its current form. To summarize: [the state treasurer has ex...
[ "Summary: Kid me thought it would be a good idea to knock horseshoes off a clothesline with a broom while standing directly underneath. The predictable occurred.\n\nPost: When I was around 5-8 years old, my family was visiting my aunt at her house. She had a long wire or cord (a clothesline, I think) stretched acro...
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Mrninjamonkey
Generate the content for a reddit post I found an awesome skate spot nearby my place that I can't skate due to previous people dying on the hill.
Today I went scouting for new skate spots around me via Google Maps and I came across a terrific Hill in a neighborhood not too far away. So of course I immediately jump in my car and roll out to the spot. When I got the hill my jaw dropped at its steepness and the hostility of the people living there. Turns out two ki...
Today I went scouting for new skate spots around me via Google Maps and I came across a terrific Hill in a neighborhood not too far away. So of course I immediately jump in my car and roll out to the spot. When I got the hill my jaw dropped at its steepness and the hostility of the people living there. Turns out two ki...
[ "Summary: Start with speed. Take a huge initial heelside carve. Then turn hard and throw your shoulders around to make the board break loose. When you want, throw your shoulders back and the board will hook up(it feels like it shouldn't work don't it?). Make sure both feet are at 45 degrees on the board, with the f...
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Aleitheo
Generate the content for a reddit post You are smoking the fags, I think you'll find you are the fag here.
I have a psychological illness because of what you assume about me? I don't judge anyones character just because they smoke, never have. If I did I would hate my own grandparents for a start. You downplay the problem but the truth is, I have a problem with having to smell the horrible reek of cigarette smoke. You m...
I have a psychological illness because of what you assume about me? I don't judge anyones character just because they smoke, never have. If I did I would hate my own grandparents for a start. You downplay the problem but the truth is, I have a problem with having to smell the horrible reek of cigarette smoke. You m...
[ "Summary: The intolerance of his intolerance was nowhere as bad as the intolerance he shown others. Don't know if he is actually sorry for his intolerance and acknowledges it was wrong or is just sorry that it caused others pain.\n\nPost: At worst regarding the people against him, some wanted him fired. The differe...
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LordDwia
Generate the content for a reddit post You can pay for a university degree in Calgary with a retail service job, but you will be dirt poor and scraping by always. Help from family and friends can make it a lot less stressful. You will also have to live in shared accommodation with strangers. You don't need student lo...
University of Calgary (in Alberta, Canada) costs about $6600 / year for tuition (undergrad), with textbooks ranging from $500-$900 / year depending on program. I don't know about student housing, but you can get a shared-accommodation room in nearby communities for between $500-$900 a month, usually not including uti...
University of Calgary (in Alberta, Canada) costs about $6600 / year for tuition (undergrad), with textbooks ranging from $500-$900 / year depending on program. I don't know about student housing, but you can get a shared-accommodation room in nearby communities for between $500-$900 a month, usually not including uti...
[ "Summary: If you want to give to the homeless, give to the homeless, not some fucking impersonal agency. If you want your money to matter, give someone enough for a fucking damage deposit + first month's rent for fuck sakes.\n\nPost: I disagree strongly. Charity is most effective when it is exorbitant, magnanimous,...
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kalnaren
Generate the content for a reddit post Piracy on PC is a problem, sure, but it's nowhere near the main reason PC sales of big titles aren't as high as publishers would like. It's just a lot easier to blame piracy than to actually admit PC is a different platform with different standards.
Piracy on PC is more of a distribution and access problem than a "I'm a cheap fucker and don't want to pay for shit" problem. Gabe Newell was told when he started expanding Steam into Russia that piracy of his games would be rampant and Valve would get stung -it turned out Russia is becoming one of Steam's most profita...
Piracy on PC is more of a distribution and access problem than a "I'm a cheap fucker and don't want to pay for shit" problem. Gabe Newell was told when he started expanding Steam into Russia that piracy of his games would be rampant and Valve would get stung -it turned out Russia is becoming one of Steam's most profita...
[ "Summary: is don't be ignorant about the game.\n\nPost: Basically I mean pay attention to what CIG has actually said and what CIG has actually promised , vs. what some stupid op-ed, blog, or random internet moron has parroted out about Star Citizen. \n For example, in the last 72 hours I've seen three statements...
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I_am_the_Jukebox
Generate the content for a reddit post most GPS units won't use multiple satellites because it takes up processing power and you don't typically need less than a 3 meter error.
Of course usually you will have more than 4 satellites, which will simply increase your accuracy. Not necessarily. While most GPS units have the ability to take extra satellites into account, most will default to only using the 4 strongest signals. The reason this is not exactly standard is because it doesn't need ...
Of course usually you will have more than 4 satellites, which will simply increase your accuracy. Not necessarily. While most GPS units have the ability to take extra satellites into account, most will default to only using the 4 strongest signals. The reason this is not exactly standard is because it doesn't need ...
[ "Summary: to your comment - no.\n\nPost: There's a lot of misinformation about seppuku. It wasn't something someone just decided to do. It was an execution sentence. They were made to kill themselves because that was deemed more honorable than making someone else do it. This could be over something minor as a d...
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