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matlaz423 | Generate the content for a reddit post Refugees find their family on the opposite side of the globe and become model neighbors. | THAT guy in our neighborhood is Elvis.
After Cambodia was ravaged by the Vietnam War, he came to the United States penniless, alone, and not speaking a word of English. He managed to find a factory job where he learned his first bit of English: "Thank you very much.", earning his nickname.
As the years passed, he ... | THAT guy in our neighborhood is Elvis.
After Cambodia was ravaged by the Vietnam War, he came to the United States penniless, alone, and not speaking a word of English. He managed to find a factory job where he learned his first bit of English: "Thank you very much.", earning his nickname.
As the years passed, he ... | [
"Summary: Limbless babies are a small price to pay for big bucks.\n\nPost: The medical manufacturer Grunenthal is pretty evil. In the late 50's, they developed the drug Thalidomide to treat morning sickness. Thalidomide was later found to cause miscarriage or teratogenic birth defects in babies by inhibiting cell... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,200 |
c0de_in_trouble | Generate the content for a reddit post 18+, Vanilla Survival, Open Community, Huge World, No Reset, Instant Access!
Apply Now for Instant Access
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The instant access application process is automated and checks [FishBans]( and [McBans]( repositories for player history before granti... | Server : delta.zeroground.net
Website :
SubReddit : /r/deltaminecraft
Wiki :
Rules :
LiveMap :
::DELTA:: is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer Server for Adults ( over 18 ). Our main world is a Vanilla Survival World [PvE] . We are anti-[grief]( have [strict rules]( but are fair with enforcement... | Server : delta.zeroground.net
Website :
SubReddit : /r/deltaminecraft
Wiki :
Rules :
LiveMap :
::DELTA:: is a whitelisted Survival Multiplayer Server for Adults ( over 18 ). Our main world is a Vanilla Survival World [PvE] . We are anti-[grief]( have [strict rules]( but are fair with enforcement... | [
"Summary: new custom world coming soon, new server hardware in the new year.\n\nPost: This is a hard question to answer right now. Currently we are still waiting on something \"official\" from Spigot (the development team that makes the API for minecraft so our server can run). Once we have a \"stable\" version of ... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,201 |
claymier2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Fuck soda | Anytime I hear pouring or slurping in soda ads. I immediately have to change the station be it tv or radio.
I have no idea why I get so mad, but the sound of it just makes me want to hurt everything so much. I can't stand it IRL either. | Anytime I hear pouring or slurping in soda ads. I immediately have to change the station be it tv or radio.
I have no idea why I get so mad, but the sound of it just makes me want to hurt everything so much. I can't stand it IRL either. | [
"Summary: my advice, approach any port with a grain of salt, do your homework, and never pay full price.\n\nPost: I would go so far as to say that it's actually harder to find a quality port-to-pc than it is to find a horribad or just underwhelming port. \n There's a fair amount that translate decently, like the Da... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,202 |
SlightlyAmused | Generate the content for a reddit post I very much approve of wearing trashbags. | Our freshman year of college, my roommate and I were in dire need of costumes very last minute. We found those orange pumpkin trash-bags, tied that shit up, tied big ass green and brown bows in our hair, and for about $3 total, we were the most adorable pumpkins that ever walked the earth. | Our freshman year of college, my roommate and I were in dire need of costumes very last minute. We found those orange pumpkin trash-bags, tied that shit up, tied big ass green and brown bows in our hair, and for about $3 total, we were the most adorable pumpkins that ever walked the earth. | [
"Summary: My broke ass went on family vacation with $40 to my name, discovered the world of casinos, went 3 times, and returned home a winner with $500 (or more than I make working 60 hours after taxes at my shitty ass job).\n\nPost: Fucking gambling (i.e. Blackjack) \n Never been a fan of card games. Actually I ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,203 |
mr_daryl | Generate the content for a reddit post Your best bet is to sell it yourself, (word of mouth/ads etc.) should be asking for around $350-400, but expect to settle for ~$300 | Unless it's a vintage/boutique instrument, the second you buy it, the value decreases substantially. Second hand instruments never fetch as much as you'd want them to, sadly.
If you take it to a shop, you'll get ripped off, regardless of where you go. For example, if it has a resale value of $500... you might get $30... | Unless it's a vintage/boutique instrument, the second you buy it, the value decreases substantially. Second hand instruments never fetch as much as you'd want them to, sadly.
If you take it to a shop, you'll get ripped off, regardless of where you go. For example, if it has a resale value of $500... you might get $30... | [
"Summary: don't just stop at Norway & Sweden: look at other countries before making any decisions.\n\nPost: Why not take a half year traveling across Europe, see more countries and decide where you want to live based upon that? \n I love Norway; I visit frequently, have many friends there, speak a half-decent amo... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,204 |
theamazingroberto | Generate the content for a reddit post drunk asshole makes vague threat to shoot me over a beer, i chase him out of the store with a bat | one night while working graveyard at gas station slash friend chicken restaurant (yes, those exist). the owner kept one of those short aluminum bats (for little league i guess?) behind the counter and another just inside the door the the cooler/freezer. this was not the nicest part of town. a customer who was a regular... | one night while working graveyard at gas station slash friend chicken restaurant (yes, those exist). the owner kept one of those short aluminum bats (for little league i guess?) behind the counter and another just inside the door the the cooler/freezer. this was not the nicest part of town. a customer who was a regular... | [
"Summary: FUCK VERIZON \n edit: formatting (typed all this on my phone, ironically)\n\nPost: A long long time ago (in a galaxy far far away) i had verizon for my first \"real\" (not a prepaid piece of crap purchased at a gas station) phone. This was before touchscreens were the standard, the industry was moving awa... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,205 |
DisregardMyPants | Generate the content for a reddit post We make more money(even if our net worth is lower ), get more for it, and have more money after taxes to spend. The houseing bubble kind of fucked our net worth. | This is against right wing economic theory, so it must be liberal propaganda!!
Don't worry, I have some accurate counter propaganda to bring us back to reality.
The United States still has [the highest average wage in the world]( our [purchasing power is higher than Canada]( so we can get more for less of our mone... | This is against right wing economic theory, so it must be liberal propaganda!!
Don't worry, I have some accurate counter propaganda to bring us back to reality.
The United States still has [the highest average wage in the world]( our [purchasing power is higher than Canada]( so we can get more for less of our mone... | [
"Summary: STFU about San Diego politics. You have no idea what you're talking about.\n\nPost: What do you mean by \"many city workers.\" I work for the government. I've never met anyone who has a retirement plan like that. \n That's because most people don't in most places. \n >First off, it's completely possible ... | 81 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,206 |
shawncplus | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck off, that shit spoon in your mouth is only silver plated EDIT: just to preempt the questions, even I don't know what the hell I meant with that last bit, but it sounded good. Cheers. | This attitude always pops up in these threads, and for some reason whenever Python or Paul Graham is the topic, that is, that only the privileged few that have slogged through the mud of AT&T assembler have earned the right to become programmers. Enjoy sitting at the bar when you're 80 complaining about "Kids these day... | This attitude always pops up in these threads, and for some reason whenever Python or Paul Graham is the topic, that is, that only the privileged few that have slogged through the mud of AT&T assembler have earned the right to become programmers. Enjoy sitting at the bar when you're 80 complaining about "Kids these day... | [
"Summary: If someone tells me they were impregnated by a miracle I call bullshit. Just as you would with your wife, I just extend this 2000 years into the past as well.\n\nPost: Yeahhhh, that's why it's a matter of opinion? \n That's not how facts work, and this was the entire point. We know how biology works. If s... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,207 |
_Old_Man_Jenkins_ | Generate the content for a reddit post We don't have facilities because of lack of guaranteed money and general bureaucratic clusterfuck. | Former teacher here. I might be able to shed some light on things.
Money never makes it to us except in payroll. Here's why.
So I'm teaching in a failing school. Gang violence, broken homes, drug use in the hallway, spend most of the year on lockdown, whole shebang. Not something that's easy to fix. The root of the... | Former teacher here. I might be able to shed some light on things.
Money never makes it to us except in payroll. Here's why.
So I'm teaching in a failing school. Gang violence, broken homes, drug use in the hallway, spend most of the year on lockdown, whole shebang. Not something that's easy to fix. The root of the... | [
"Summary: Teaching to the test prepares your kids for budget meat and the glue factory.\n\nPost: On another note, I'm not totally convinced that \"teaching to the test\" is a bad thing... when millions of kids are coming out of highschool illiterate and unable to do math, I'm not so sure why it's an educational tra... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,208 |
tothrow_ornot | Generate the content for a reddit post What is a hobby you thought you'd like to turn into a full-time job, but realized it's probably best to keep it as a side hobby? | There's that old saying that turning a hobby into a full-time job will most likely suck all the fun out of the hobby.
I realized that it's probably best that I just keep my drawing/comic-making hobby as a hobby instead of trying to pursue an art degree or become a starving artist. I like drawing a lot, but I don't l... | There's that old saying that turning a hobby into a full-time job will most likely suck all the fun out of the hobby.
I realized that it's probably best that I just keep my drawing/comic-making hobby as a hobby instead of trying to pursue an art degree or become a starving artist. I like drawing a lot, but I don't l... | [
"Summary: I moved on and got an SO who was not the guy I terrorized.\n\nPost: Pshaw, I was a naive 10 year old when I didn't hide the fact I had a major crush on a boy for 3 years and when it became apparent, the class knew about it when I got to sit next to him. Things like one time he said he was gonna \"sue\"... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,209 |
DirtyYogurt | Generate the content for a reddit post there's nothing unethical about ads, and where the ethical dilemma could actually arise, it isn't. | So here's the thing, not all military jobs involve handling a gun. In fact, most of them don't. A huge huge portion of the military is asset maintenance, logistics, IT, and admin. I've deployed and the closest I got to danger was a rocket landing within 100-200m of where I was sitting a couple of times. That's more a... | So here's the thing, not all military jobs involve handling a gun. In fact, most of them don't. A huge huge portion of the military is asset maintenance, logistics, IT, and admin. I've deployed and the closest I got to danger was a rocket landing within 100-200m of where I was sitting a couple of times. That's more a... | [
"Summary: I think you're seeing something in LickIt's post that might not necessarily be there.\n\nPost: Who said it needed to be action? Interesting/entertaining is the criteria. \n I think Assassin's Creed is a good example. You don't start off in an epic action sequence. It's arguably one of the more \"boring\" ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,210 |
darkism | Generate the content for a reddit post I love my city and my neighborhood, and Zappos is doing great things. As my company grows, I fully intend on joining them in bringing downtown back. | I have my own company so I don't work for Zappos, but I do live in downtown Las Vegas in the same building as the CEO and a bunch of other Zappos employees (they've bought out the top two floors).
They are doing AMAZING things down here. Tony (the CEO) seems to have a hand in every positive development happening in V... | I have my own company so I don't work for Zappos, but I do live in downtown Las Vegas in the same building as the CEO and a bunch of other Zappos employees (they've bought out the top two floors).
They are doing AMAZING things down here. Tony (the CEO) seems to have a hand in every positive development happening in V... | [
"Summary: Dance Dance Revolution turned me from a sulking Slipknot-listening loner to an upbeat social butterfly.\n\nPost: I was a socially-awkward loner for most of my time in highschool. \n At the end of my junior year (2001), one of my few friends made me play DDR at the bowling alley. I felt like an idiot at th... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,211 |
crazyScott90 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't take your non English speaking, senile grandparents with no real experience/training to the public range and put a pistol in their hands. | Oh god, I could share a half dozen range idiot stories. I work as a RSO at a large outdoor range in California and I get to see all kinds of crap. Ranging from minor innocent inexperience/ignorance all the way up to aggressive/dangerous bullshit. Last month I had a mother show up at the pistol range with her son and gr... | Oh god, I could share a half dozen range idiot stories. I work as a RSO at a large outdoor range in California and I get to see all kinds of crap. Ranging from minor innocent inexperience/ignorance all the way up to aggressive/dangerous bullshit. Last month I had a mother show up at the pistol range with her son and gr... | [
"Summary: Probably a few months at least ? \n IANAL. YMMV, etc. etc. Anyone who knows better can come along and yell at me. \n Edit: As it happens, I will be attending a lecture by an attorney here in CA that is intimately familiar with this and other current 2A cases in the state. I can report back tomorrow eveni... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,212 |
Cageebus | Generate the content for a reddit post My mother tries to stop my dog from making the carpet dirty by jumping up and spilling her entire dinner onto the carpet to scare the dog, making the carpet much, much dirtier. | So my mother does some very strange and illogical things. Totally blown out of proportion, crazy for no reason things. There will be many more of these stories, but this is about dinner and my dog, a toy poodle who's 12 years old.
My mother hates this dog. I don't know why.
He sometimes wipes his face on stuff, I g... | So my mother does some very strange and illogical things. Totally blown out of proportion, crazy for no reason things. There will be many more of these stories, but this is about dinner and my dog, a toy poodle who's 12 years old.
My mother hates this dog. I don't know why.
He sometimes wipes his face on stuff, I g... | [
"Summary: is just talk with them. Miners and builders have very tight cultures but they're generally good blokes who aren't all too self aware.\n\nPost: I find this a very double edged sword. From first glance and interaction blue collar blokes seem semi racist at times. But then you realise they aren't (for the mo... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,213 |
trompelemonde | Generate the content for a reddit post Just because person X believes A and B, it doesn't follow that person Y that believes A also believes B. | Woah, hold on.
Just because someone is libertarian doesn't mean that someone is a rabid libertarian. This is a common and flawed assumption made by 'liberals' about 'libertarians'.
I describe myself as libertarian, but the US misconception of the term severely mischaracterises my political and economic positions. I... | Woah, hold on.
Just because someone is libertarian doesn't mean that someone is a rabid libertarian. This is a common and flawed assumption made by 'liberals' about 'libertarians'.
I describe myself as libertarian, but the US misconception of the term severely mischaracterises my political and economic positions. I... | [
"Summary: Create another new villain, and merge the two later when you have actual proof that the money wasn't used for bail. Also pay attention to brock_lee's point about bail money being returned once he stands trial.\n\nPost: Consider the $5000 as a sunk cost. \n Convincing your mother that she got scammed won't... | 77 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,214 |
juusukun | Generate the content for a reddit post my parents are crazy and their brains are turning to mush | My mother is overbearing. I'm 27 and if I don't ask them for help, most of the time I don't want their help and will be upset if they try to help. This doesn't stop my mother from constantly wondering about my finances and other things that I have perfectly under control.
The other night over dinner my father asked i... | My mother is overbearing. I'm 27 and if I don't ask them for help, most of the time I don't want their help and will be upset if they try to help. This doesn't stop my mother from constantly wondering about my finances and other things that I have perfectly under control.
The other night over dinner my father asked i... | [
"Summary: some bitch ruined my stint in political activism and her house burns down the day after she ruins everything. Then if thats not karma the next bitch who makes my life miserable for 8 months and costs me my job has her dad die YET AGAIN ONLY A DAY AFTER I was actually fired. \n Edit: also, in case any of y... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,215 |
ChickenDelight | Generate the content for a reddit post That got way off-topic, and all these things are true to a certain extent anyway, but objective facts are incredibly important because otherwise you have no way of knowing if the individual narratives are plausible, or representative, or what. Of course it's a horrible, almost uni... | What I don't like about this debate is how obsessed people get over the numbers. We have accounts of Conquistadors and missionaries writing about how disease wreaked a horrible havoc on native communities, some so graphic they make even the most stout of heart squeamish. Is that not meaningful unless you attach a large... | What I don't like about this debate is how obsessed people get over the numbers. We have accounts of Conquistadors and missionaries writing about how disease wreaked a horrible havoc on native communities, some so graphic they make even the most stout of heart squeamish. Is that not meaningful unless you attach a large... | [
"Summary: It's very good in Manhattans or mixed with ginger beer.\n\nPost: I actually knew that, but until now I honestly had no idea that bourbons are by definition mostly corn. I thought bourbon:corn::vodka:potato. All the Wild Turkeys are very strongly flavored with rye, athough apparently most of them are <50... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,216 |
MasterofMarionettes | Generate the content for a reddit post this show is incredible. | Alice can be so aware and smart at times but then you have Knave using an idiom and she's just taking it literally.
The scene of Alice really heroically fighting to protect Cyrus when for most part he was useless until she killed most of them is a nice change of pace. I like the change of pace where women for most p... | Alice can be so aware and smart at times but then you have Knave using an idiom and she's just taking it literally.
The scene of Alice really heroically fighting to protect Cyrus when for most part he was useless until she killed most of them is a nice change of pace. I like the change of pace where women for most p... | [
"Summary: She is keeps barely escaping the block. On bottom of alliances she tries to form and the people she trusts keep lying to her. She doesn't want to play personally. She isn't lying low though she was just not important enough to have any screen time in the story they're telling.\n\nPost: Jacosta isn't re... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,217 |
alexanderwales | Generate the content for a reddit post What should happen when something going very fast hits an immovable rod? What should happen when an immovable rod is activated while on a fast-moving object? | I was playing a 3.5 one-shot this weekend with some high school friends, and we were placed a western/steampunk type of setting (with magic). The whole crux of the adventure was tracking some Confederate soldiers down, boarding the train they were running on, and taking them out along with the secret machine that would... | I was playing a 3.5 one-shot this weekend with some high school friends, and we were placed a western/steampunk type of setting (with magic). The whole crux of the adventure was tracking some Confederate soldiers down, boarding the train they were running on, and taking them out along with the secret machine that would... | [
"Summary: If the author wants you to think something, their job is to do it in the text. If you like your interpretation better than the author's, go with it. But as always, be kind.\n\nPost: I don't think it's the author's place to say what happened in their story. I see it as a failure state for a text if the aut... | 44 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,218 |
virnovus | Generate the content for a reddit post This is why having a big penis isn't that great. | I had a girlfriend who was a virgin, and we had this problem, although not as severe. We started with fingers, then worked up to two fingers, then finally Captain One-eye. I remember it being really frustrating trying to stay erect while we were fumbling around with our genitals. The first time we tried to have sex,... | I had a girlfriend who was a virgin, and we had this problem, although not as severe. We started with fingers, then worked up to two fingers, then finally Captain One-eye. I remember it being really frustrating trying to stay erect while we were fumbling around with our genitals. The first time we tried to have sex,... | [
"Summary: Antibiotics are given to animals to prevent infection from environmental bacteria, which are not in danger of developing a strong resistance to antibiotics.\n\nPost: Essentially, there are two kinds of infections. The kind that decimates populations can typically only survive within the species that it i... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,219 |
diMario | Generate the content for a reddit post wear jeans for seven days. When awake, the jeans are on you. When asleep, the jeans are on a chair. Everything else is refreshed daily. Spent items go into a collecting hamper. | Organize.
Every day: clean underwear (slip, socks, handkerchief). Yesterdays items go into the [hamper](
Every day: clean shirt (or T-shirt). Again, yesterdays shirt or T-shirt goes into the bin.
Trousers last a week, as does the towel you use to dry off after showering (did I mention you shower daily? No, I gues... | Organize.
Every day: clean underwear (slip, socks, handkerchief). Yesterdays items go into the [hamper](
Every day: clean shirt (or T-shirt). Again, yesterdays shirt or T-shirt goes into the bin.
Trousers last a week, as does the towel you use to dry off after showering (did I mention you shower daily? No, I gues... | [
"Summary: Images are taken by a camera that works more or less like the camera on your phone. \n \n Files can be sent across empty space using radio waves (which technically are photons) \n \n File Compression is able to reduce network traffic and sluggishnes.\n\nPost: Photons are the messengers. They are not comp... | 86 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,220 |
TofuTofu | Generate the content for a reddit post Get the hell off of reddit and go socialize. Take chances. Good things will happen. | FYI: I will be using this account for all seddit posts now, not just FRs.)
OBSERVATION #1: BE PASSIONATE
I went to the concert of the girl I met earlier this morning in the club around 2 or 3AM from my FR. I witnessed a great example of what most call being "in state" e.g. going Super Saiyan.
When I met her she w... | FYI: I will be using this account for all seddit posts now, not just FRs.)
OBSERVATION #1: BE PASSIONATE
I went to the concert of the girl I met earlier this morning in the club around 2 or 3AM from my FR. I witnessed a great example of what most call being "in state" e.g. going Super Saiyan.
When I met her she w... | [
"Summary: 3 minutes\n\nPost: I have a good one. \n Tokyo, 2003. My brother is visiting from the states. \n That night we were having a going away party at what used to be known as Lexington Queen club in Roppongi (fairly famous place, lots of Russian models and easy Japanese girls hang there). \n I bring my brother... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,221 |
SagittariaKnows | Generate the content for a reddit post It's a sorority fir the order of the eastern star. | The Order of the Eastern Star (or O.E.S.) is an appendant body within Freemasonry.
That sounds so cyptic.....
The order of the eatern star is a bunch of women who formed their own sorority cause the guys had theirs.
It's kind of biblicaly based but not really....
They're a secret and a mystery - about as much a... | The Order of the Eastern Star (or O.E.S.) is an appendant body within Freemasonry.
That sounds so cyptic.....
The order of the eatern star is a bunch of women who formed their own sorority cause the guys had theirs.
It's kind of biblicaly based but not really....
They're a secret and a mystery - about as much a... | [
"Summary: Bugs happen. Unless flipper knew about it and hid it from you? You get to deal with bugs.\n\nPost: Goodmite thinks Badmite or the realestate company covered this up, since my house was a flip. \n The house was a flip so the flipper may not have known about the issue but... yes.. check the wiki \n > I am s... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,222 |
deepsandwich | Generate the content for a reddit post Dude with a huge fuckin gun made my block a quieter place without having to use it. | I lived in an apartment complex in a shady part of Florida when I was in college. The lot in front of my living room window was always full of people hanging out, smoking, doing stuff that sketchy floridians do. About 2 months after I moved in someone started doing the "honk for attention" thing at around 8 am every mo... | I lived in an apartment complex in a shady part of Florida when I was in college. The lot in front of my living room window was always full of people hanging out, smoking, doing stuff that sketchy floridians do. About 2 months after I moved in someone started doing the "honk for attention" thing at around 8 am every mo... | [
"Summary: Pot colleges are a great idea for people who aren't internet savvy.\n\nPost: As someone who was already home growing when the whole \"Pot college\" thing started sprouting up I was always shocked that anyone would go to a seminar on growing weed, I mean... It's weed, seed, soil, water/nutrients = pot righ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,223 |
GGINQUISITOR | Generate the content for a reddit post What should a single guy with lots of options do? Date them all to see whats out there and then pick one or hunker down with the first girl that makes him happy so that he doesn't cheapen the experience with that girl by having dated many others in the early stages of their dating... | I've gotten back into the swing of things when going out to bars with friends, and I also signed up for OKcupid and Match. I've been getting tons of messages and interest on all fronts (made a list of the girls who wanted to go out on a date from all three and its 16 different girls). On the one hand it feels awesome t... | I've gotten back into the swing of things when going out to bars with friends, and I also signed up for OKcupid and Match. I've been getting tons of messages and interest on all fronts (made a list of the girls who wanted to go out on a date from all three and its 16 different girls). On the one hand it feels awesome t... | [
"Summary: If you drink special, pricier beers and want to age them, stand them up. If its regular beer in a can or bottle with plastic lined cap then you probably don't have to worry about oxidation or aging.\n\nPost: Now there's a lot of debate surrounding storing a beer upright vs. laying it down like a wine, spe... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,224 |
SonOfPlinkett | Generate the content for a reddit post Woke up next to a half dead deer in my bed. | Yes, once. I'm not quite sure what it was that I experience. It was almost like some kind of sleep paralysis except I wasn't paralyzed. Here's what I saw:
One night I woke up in my bed yet some how I was still dreaming. What I saw in my bed was a very large Buck that had it's head stuck in a bear trap, which was caus... | Yes, once. I'm not quite sure what it was that I experience. It was almost like some kind of sleep paralysis except I wasn't paralyzed. Here's what I saw:
One night I woke up in my bed yet some how I was still dreaming. What I saw in my bed was a very large Buck that had it's head stuck in a bear trap, which was caus... | [
"Summary: Some kid pushed his friend in front of me while I was driving. \n Edit: You win again Dyslexia!\n\nPost: I had just gotten my drivers license and this was one of the first time I ever drove on my own. I'm on the highway going 60-70km and I see a group of kids in the distance that look like they are lookin... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,225 |
Ellizaryn | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm epileptic and dislike modern tooth-brushing because the toothpaste and friction aggravate my frequent mouth wounds from biting myself. I floss twice a day, and scrape away film as it accumulates. This has been going on almost a year. I saw my dentist this morning, and he says ... | I have always been obnoxious about caring for my teeth. When I had braces, I brushed and flossed 4 times a day.
I have epilepsy. My seizures have always been non-convulsive, but in the last year they've become convulsive. I bite my lip and tongue. A LOT. At any given time, I have at least one open wound in my mouth, ... | I have always been obnoxious about caring for my teeth. When I had braces, I brushed and flossed 4 times a day.
I have epilepsy. My seizures have always been non-convulsive, but in the last year they've become convulsive. I bite my lip and tongue. A LOT. At any given time, I have at least one open wound in my mouth, ... | [
"Summary: My parents think I'm faking my illness and are no longer speaking to me. My husband does everything in his power to make my life easier. How does your family treat your chronic pain?\n\nPost: I have hemiplegic migraine (severe headache with paralysis) and epilepsy (frequent falls and concussions). I did... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,226 |
Jordo_99 | Generate the content for a reddit post Corner is the worst possible first move...sometimes natural instincts aren't helpful at all. | There are equal chances that a corner will contain a bomb as any other square...yet clicking he corner only provides insight on up to 3 neighboring squares compared to 8 if starting from the middle. After that first click you have only 3 moves to follow up with...if any if those has a bomb you have no "free" moves...if... | There are equal chances that a corner will contain a bomb as any other square...yet clicking he corner only provides insight on up to 3 neighboring squares compared to 8 if starting from the middle. After that first click you have only 3 moves to follow up with...if any if those has a bomb you have no "free" moves...if... | [
"Summary: You're math isn't necessarily wrong, you're just looking at it the wrong way...if you want to play a game like minesweeper (that usually requires guessing/chance to complete) for completion percentages go right ahead...I just don't see the point in playing that way...if I'm going for accuracy/completion t... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,227 |
Skellum | Generate the content for a reddit post Grelod was a waste of potential and plot. | Even though it's been years since I played Skyrim I still feel Grelod was such a wasted opportunity to have a well thought and interesting quest.
In the quest you find a child attempting to summon the Dark Brotherhood to kill the woman who runs the Orphanarium. He cites that she's a cruel bad woman and he doesnt want... | Even though it's been years since I played Skyrim I still feel Grelod was such a wasted opportunity to have a well thought and interesting quest.
In the quest you find a child attempting to summon the Dark Brotherhood to kill the woman who runs the Orphanarium. He cites that she's a cruel bad woman and he doesnt want... | [
"Summary: More legendaries would be neat, if the rest of the game was actually fun enough to farm them. Go play DOTA or league of legends or something where what you farm unlocks new interesting bits of play.\n\nPost: Thats neat, but it doesnt improve the play aspects of D3. When I play D3 and I completed it as a W... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,228 |
chasethebrony | Generate the content for a reddit post use the right tool for the job. However, if you work hard enough, you can get a normal utility knife to shave halfway decently. | I was sharpening my Mora Classic #2 when I decided that I would go ahead and put a wicked edge on it to see how it shaved. Going from 1 and 5k hones on my knife sharpening kit, and my Swaty barber's hone along with a bunch of stropping, I got it shave-ready. Then I did a normal 3-pass shave.
As far as the shave went:... | I was sharpening my Mora Classic #2 when I decided that I would go ahead and put a wicked edge on it to see how it shaved. Going from 1 and 5k hones on my knife sharpening kit, and my Swaty barber's hone along with a bunch of stropping, I got it shave-ready. Then I did a normal 3-pass shave.
As far as the shave went:... | [
"Summary: I just read a shitton of books. If you want reccomendations, ask.\n\nPost: Yeah, he wrote a lot of science fiction. Mostly space explorationy stuff, but he has a couple really good series I want to reread. \n The first is the moonbase/moonwar books, which discuss nanotechnology and how development on th... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,229 |
ZOOMj | Generate the content for a reddit post Shot in torso > stabbed in torso > stabbed in leg > shot in leg. | I imagine this depends alot on where you are hit.
If it were in the torso, I imagine getting shot would be worse, especially with a hollow point which is designed to tumble around inside once it penetrates. That could cause all sorts of problems inside the chest cavity with it striking multiple organs.
On the other... | I imagine this depends alot on where you are hit.
If it were in the torso, I imagine getting shot would be worse, especially with a hollow point which is designed to tumble around inside once it penetrates. That could cause all sorts of problems inside the chest cavity with it striking multiple organs.
On the other... | [
"Summary: I'm confused too :(\n\nPost: To be quite honest, I \"hate\" the terms masculine and feminine. I think they are too vague and too dependent on social values. So in that context, I don't actively pursue masculinity. I might pursue or value things that people associate with masculinity, such as athleticism a... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,230 |
KermitDeFrawg | Generate the content for a reddit post probably not. | The size of the penis due to over secretion of the growth hormone is subjective from individual to individual. It also depends on the timing. If a person has a hyper active pituitary gland, which secretes the growth hormone in excess in adulthood, then, the penis will not increase in size any further. If this disease ... | The size of the penis due to over secretion of the growth hormone is subjective from individual to individual. It also depends on the timing. If a person has a hyper active pituitary gland, which secretes the growth hormone in excess in adulthood, then, the penis will not increase in size any further. If this disease ... | [
"Summary: The difference between the business can easily be explained by the intentions of the sellers. It's difficult to infer anything about the overall public from these two examples.\n\nPost: I don't think it's nearly that sad. \n You're right. Without Banksy's name on it, there's no reason to stop...street ven... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,231 |
Obssoyo | Generate the content for a reddit post canceling auctions or ending early | Auction House functionality
Could you please add custom auction timers? say I only want a 2 hour auction? or you could allow us to cancel our auctions at any point but make them in an hour from that point so long as there are no bids? I think this would help alleive alot of auction frustration | Auction House functionality
Could you please add custom auction timers? say I only want a 2 hour auction? or you could allow us to cancel our auctions at any point but make them in an hour from that point so long as there are no bids? I think this would help alleive alot of auction frustration | [
"Summary: I think a lot of INF's (that have gold) will be happy with this patch\n\nPost: Well they're probably going to do a whole class at a time. New weapons + new skins It's nice they gave INF something different to do. We have had ALOT of nerfing done lately at least something different will spice the game ba... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,232 |
akaWhitey | Generate the content for a reddit post he builds like spectre or pl, not shadowfiend. | Antimage is an illusion based agi carry. You build him similar to how you build other illuaion based agi carrys like phantomlancer and spectre, tank and attackspeed and stats.
Manta is a must, 64 mana burn per right click from yourself and illusiona is cazy good. Butterfly gives good damage and attck speed and agi, w... | Antimage is an illusion based agi carry. You build him similar to how you build other illuaion based agi carrys like phantomlancer and spectre, tank and attackspeed and stats.
Manta is a must, 64 mana burn per right click from yourself and illusiona is cazy good. Butterfly gives good damage and attck speed and agi, w... | [
"Summary: Razor, doom, viper all rape him.\n\nPost: Doom. \n If the problem you have is that your teammates keep hitting him, euls scepter is actually devestating versus him. Wait til he gets low and pops borrowed time, then euls him. he does no damage, gains no hp. \n Other heroes who are tanky enough to survive i... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,233 |
Morrwin | Generate the content for a reddit post Both sides will tell w/e suits their goal better. That's how it is this days it seems... | Protestors burned at least five police cars in Caracas , and more than 30 people were detained during the subsequent rioting, Maduro said.
Hm, ok maybe he is biased, he is the "bad guy" in power, right?
> Opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez told reporters that students were exercising their constitutional rights by... | Protestors burned at least five police cars in Caracas , and more than 30 people were detained during the subsequent rioting, Maduro said.
Hm, ok maybe he is biased, he is the "bad guy" in power, right?
> Opposition leader Leopoldo Lopez told reporters that students were exercising their constitutional rights by... | [
"Summary: Pollution is bad and we should reduce it by any costs!\n\nPost: This is the sort of things that makes climate scientists like myself furious. The results end up overhyped, overblown, and for soundbites like press releases and Nature papers. \n Because only that get's the message to the masses? Literally a... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,234 |
cubs1917 | Generate the content for a reddit post Too bad, read the whole damn thing. If you want to reply than be prepared to actually have a conversation, not to just shoot off some non-sequitur, one-offs.
Ps - I upvoted you in order to support a real discussion, not one that's dripping in after-school bravado. Seriously a re... | OK since you really want to do this...
You misconstrue a lot of what was just said, so let's start with the overall point which is - there is a stigma that if you smoke pot - you are a pot head. Furthermore because you smoke you are an irresponsible person. It is that direct "correlation" that I was playing off of... | OK since you really want to do this...
You misconstrue a lot of what was just said, so let's start with the overall point which is - there is a stigma that if you smoke pot - you are a pot head. Furthermore because you smoke you are an irresponsible person. It is that direct "correlation" that I was playing off of... | [
"Summary: An idiot savant can be mentally-challenged; but to be an idiot savant it is not necessary to be mentally-challenged. Hence Fry might be an idiot savant, but he is definitely not autistic.\n\nPost: I never said Fry was autistic, I said there have been times where he acts like an idiot savant. \n This is ac... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,235 |
Abstruse | Generate the content for a reddit post Back our Kickstarter, we'll do more podcasts. It's in our stretch goals. We can't afford to do them without your help. | That's part of the reason we're doing a Kickstarter.
Doing the podcasts requires time and money. For the Gamer's Tavern podcast, we have our amazing editor Nick Jarowski who does a lot of the heavy lifting in cleaning up the audio. I personally do my best to clean up and balance the levels on the Gamer's Tavern Game ... | That's part of the reason we're doing a Kickstarter.
Doing the podcasts requires time and money. For the Gamer's Tavern podcast, we have our amazing editor Nick Jarowski who does a lot of the heavy lifting in cleaning up the audio. I personally do my best to clean up and balance the levels on the Gamer's Tavern Game ... | [
"Summary: Check the free Quickstart before you spend money. If Shadowrun's for you, you want the 20th Anniversary edition and at least 10d6 per player plus an additional 10-20d6. After that, pick up Augmentation, Street Magic, Unwired, and Companion in that order as you feel you need them. Sixth World Almanac is an... | 109 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,236 |
r2002 | Generate the content for a reddit post It is "referenced" in the sense that it may have inspired the idea of the eyepatch and the writers probably pat themselves on the back on the clever inside joke. But it is not "referenced" in the sense that the ad is the main reason why Ken is missing an eye. | So I read this whole long argument between archobler and kickstand. Let me see if I can play referee here.
I think it is definitely possible (or even probable) that the writers knew about this ad. Whether or not the eyepatch is in "reference" to it really depends on what you mean by "reference."
Ken didn't get his ... | So I read this whole long argument between archobler and kickstand. Let me see if I can play referee here.
I think it is definitely possible (or even probable) that the writers knew about this ad. Whether or not the eyepatch is in "reference" to it really depends on what you mean by "reference."
Ken didn't get his ... | [
"Summary: I highly recommend this book!\n\nPost: Thank you for your feedback Professor Layton. \n I don't remember any misplaced humor or weird dialogue in Grimnoir. As you may already know, Grimnoir is an alternate-historical novel that explores the idea of what world would be like after World War II, if real ma... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,237 |
celosia89 | Generate the content for a reddit post Psychopathy is not in the industry's Diagnostic manual. Psychopaths are charismatic and dangerous so trust your instincts when you feel something is wrong about a person | He's a psychopath for sure. He obviously displays traits of antisocial personality disorder in the stories of his childhood and given his escalation later in life I would say that he's a psychopath.
There isn't a difference between Sociopath and psychopath in a professional sense. The only differences are in how the ... | He's a psychopath for sure. He obviously displays traits of antisocial personality disorder in the stories of his childhood and given his escalation later in life I would say that he's a psychopath.
There isn't a difference between Sociopath and psychopath in a professional sense. The only differences are in how the ... | [
"Summary: Seriously though, go talk to your Human Resources department asap.\n\nPost: Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. Go to HR. It's their responsibility to protect the company and its employees. Well really it's there... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,238 |
Vallrjo_Central | Generate the content for a reddit post Men's Rights quotes Barry Goldwater and McCarthy right there on the side. | They do not debate I got into it with them because I actually work on cases of men falsely accused of shit and they started throwing BArry Goldwater at me. I went actually trying to understand but they called me crazy because I actually work on cases and they only work their self-hatred.
One guy who kept calling bul... | They do not debate I got into it with them because I actually work on cases of men falsely accused of shit and they started throwing BArry Goldwater at me. I went actually trying to understand but they called me crazy because I actually work on cases and they only work their self-hatred.
One guy who kept calling bul... | [
"Summary: Love will find a way\n\nPost: Too Late to matter, but Mikey B if you're out there this goes to you, you magnificent bastard. \n My homey who I'll call Schmike had a girlfriend I'll call Shelley. Shelley was a sweet little blonde who was pretty funny when she had a couple drinks. More than a couple and t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,239 |
clisby | Generate the content for a reddit post hardware optimization, low competition for resources, hosts dedicated to virtualization, better virtualization solutions. Also, architects getting paid 6-figures per-year to figure out the most effective resource configuration;)
I genuinely appreciate you asking, and hope my an... | On end-user machines we are doing our host OS and then running a virtual machine on top. We have many resources and applications running on the host and are then sharing with the virtual. On an enterprise host we use either 1) a bare metal hypervisor (like VMWare ESXi -- effectively* no OS, just virtual machines) 2) ... | On end-user machines we are doing our host OS and then running a virtual machine on top. We have many resources and applications running on the host and are then sharing with the virtual. On an enterprise host we use either 1) a bare metal hypervisor (like VMWare ESXi -- effectively* no OS, just virtual machines) 2) ... | [
"Summary: let the people who actually want the xboxone have a single thread so they can discuss what they want in the xboxone subreddit.\n\nPost: I understand your point, but you are kind of proving this thread correct. You spend a lot of time in the PS4 forums posting pro-PS4. Then your /r/xboxone comments are n... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,240 |
DiabolicallyRandom | Generate the content for a reddit post Feel free continuing projecting your thoughts inaccurately upon what I stated. | Sorry, not seeing where I said it wasn't my fault. But go ahead and put words in my mouth if you like.
Also, I never said 2000 calories a day. I said in a single meal. A single extra value meal at a fast food restraunt can easily hit 2000 calories.
But anyways, you are clearly just a typical dickhead who assumes an... | Sorry, not seeing where I said it wasn't my fault. But go ahead and put words in my mouth if you like.
Also, I never said 2000 calories a day. I said in a single meal. A single extra value meal at a fast food restraunt can easily hit 2000 calories.
But anyways, you are clearly just a typical dickhead who assumes an... | [
"Summary: Christmas is what you make of it (or don't).\n\nPost: I mean no offense by this, but I feel its clear you hold some personal conceptions and biases as to how you view the holiday already. Until you can let go of those cultural/personal biases, you are never going to be \"happy\" about it or be able to \"d... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,241 |
dahngrest | Generate the content for a reddit post The balancing act between keeping the interest and revenue up while producing accurate content is very complicated and money usually wins out. | OH THANK GOODNESS YOU COMMENTED. BECAUSE I GOT HOME AND COMPLETELY FORGOT.
It's complicated. There's a balance between entertainment and banality. The book Archaeology in the Media is really excellent (and was part of our reading for the course) but it covers a LOT of different subjects from how archaeologists are dr... | OH THANK GOODNESS YOU COMMENTED. BECAUSE I GOT HOME AND COMPLETELY FORGOT.
It's complicated. There's a balance between entertainment and banality. The book Archaeology in the Media is really excellent (and was part of our reading for the course) but it covers a LOT of different subjects from how archaeologists are dr... | [
"Summary: Indie teams are pretty cool.\n\nPost: It's also really nice to be able to talk with people like an actual human \n That was probably the best part of the Kickstarter room. Every table was an indie team making something awesome. I wound up making friends with a lot of the folks there because they were just... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,242 |
youshallhaveeverbeen | Generate the content for a reddit post Dog has Parvo and I'm searching advice or someone with experience in handling this. | Apologies if this is the wrong subreddit. My girlfriend took the dog to the vet this morning around 8:30am. This was after her and I being up all night cleaning up the mess he made in our bedroom floor that was one of the most horrendous things I've ever smelled. After reading up on the symptoms of Parvo, I had realize... | Apologies if this is the wrong subreddit. My girlfriend took the dog to the vet this morning around 8:30am. This was after her and I being up all night cleaning up the mess he made in our bedroom floor that was one of the most horrendous things I've ever smelled. After reading up on the symptoms of Parvo, I had realize... | [
"Summary: I slept with Nelly Furtado and didn't call her afterwards. She was a bitch about it on Twitter.\n\nPost: One of my favorite stories to tell. This was the second show we ever got offered to play. We weren't getting money for it as the door was for a charity, but we were happy to play anyways. Thing is, I g... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,243 |
FrankOBall | Generate the content for a reddit post secondo me è inutile stare a parlare di "destra" e "sinistra", in contesti che non c'entrano, per cui v. Gaber. | Ma non si può certo dire che imam e rabbini siano generalmente campioni del progressismo. Senza escludere casi speciali individuali, le guide spirituali di qualunque religione tendono, per necessità, ad essere conservatrici; poi ovviamente, in base sia all'indole che all'esperienza personale, ve ne sono di piú integral... | Ma non si può certo dire che imam e rabbini siano generalmente campioni del progressismo. Senza escludere casi speciali individuali, le guide spirituali di qualunque religione tendono, per necessità, ad essere conservatrici; poi ovviamente, in base sia all'indole che all'esperienza personale, ve ne sono di piú integral... | [
"Summary: the plot hole is not in the story itself, but in the later meaning that was attached to it.\n\nPost: Everything makes sense if you take out the punishment part, which is actually nowhere written and is a later interpretation. \n The text clearly says that casting out Adam and Eve was meant to prevent them... | 85 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,244 |
giveitawaynow | Generate the content for a reddit post How does knowledge and intelligence get factored into the value of that person's labor? Does Marx explicitly talk about this or is this train of thought talked about after Marx? | I can relate this only to computer programmers since that's my field but I'll try to explain as best as I can for those non-geeks. Let's say you're developing a web product/service and one co-owner (or w/e) has the knowledge of knowing that NginX (for non-geeks: a web server software that allows you to see the website'... | I can relate this only to computer programmers since that's my field but I'll try to explain as best as I can for those non-geeks. Let's say you're developing a web product/service and one co-owner (or w/e) has the knowledge of knowing that NginX (for non-geeks: a web server software that allows you to see the website'... | [
"Summary: haters gonna hate\n\nPost: Idk why people are having problems breaking their iphone glasses. I've ran into corner of tables, dropped my phone (on concrete) and have coins in the same pocket all the time with my iphone and not one single crack/dent/etc. has come out of it. And yes, I refuse to get a case/p... | 57 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,245 |
DelRMi05 | Generate the content for a reddit post but I think this is too important not to read all the way through It could save some of you a lot of anguish.
Edit: I don't know who has the audacity to downvote, I'm not offended, I'm just dumbfounded at some of the ignorance here. The only reason agents are on this forum in g... | When I sit down with a new buyer, I thoroughly explain this because if your agent doesn't prior to getting into a transaction, you will second guess their intentions. The truth of the matter is that there is no financial benefit for the real estate agent, in my case at least. To start off with lending, there are many g... | When I sit down with a new buyer, I thoroughly explain this because if your agent doesn't prior to getting into a transaction, you will second guess their intentions. The truth of the matter is that there is no financial benefit for the real estate agent, in my case at least. To start off with lending, there are many g... | [
"Summary: Get off your high horse professor. Academia is not the real world.\n\nPost: I see this is a big controversy to some of you and as someone who runs a small business I thought I'd drop my two cents. Intent is huge. I think that if it was proven that Dan tried to deliberately rip off customers it would be on... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,246 |
FightingSiouxBaru | Generate the content for a reddit post LOL. | I wish Blizz would start actually using their servers at 100% capacity.
No, because they can't totally plan on an exact number of users who will be hammering on their servers on an expansion day, and then hammering their forum servers to cry about queues. They also can't choose what realm people choose to play on. If... | I wish Blizz would start actually using their servers at 100% capacity.
No, because they can't totally plan on an exact number of users who will be hammering on their servers on an expansion day, and then hammering their forum servers to cry about queues. They also can't choose what realm people choose to play on. If... | [
"Summary: The whole \"steel doesn't melt at those temps\" argument is completely irrelevant.\n\nPost: Steel Melting Argument: \n Steel doesn't need to melt to lose integrity. The steal beams buckled after their integrity was greatly reduced because of the heat from the fires. So the whole \"Jet fuel doesn't melt... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,247 |
agentbigman | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't care about religion. I do what what i feel is human. Being human is what all religions say. | Let me first clarify that i have an active interest in knowing about any and every religion and their holy text. Knowledge is power and it helps understand religion better.
Since i was a child, i have believed in God. Thanks to my mother mostly. But over the years, when i finished school, college, started working, i ... | Let me first clarify that i have an active interest in knowing about any and every religion and their holy text. Knowledge is power and it helps understand religion better.
Since i was a child, i have believed in God. Thanks to my mother mostly. But over the years, when i finished school, college, started working, i ... | [
"Summary: I use Ola for shorter jouneys and love them. Long time Meru user for long journeys and it is decent. \n TabCabs is the worst cab service in Mumbai. Avoid. \n Never used TaxiForSure. \n Avoided Uber because of their billing system where i could not use a Debit Card and my Credit Card would be billed before... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,248 |
Spooky-Forest | Generate the content for a reddit post READ IT | Well, I have many stories around this theme, but I'll go with one that happened recently.
I went to go meet up at the golf course near my house with my friend Joe. It was late at night, and the sky was mostly cloudy with only small patches of moon and star light making it through the cloud-banks. We made our way to t... | Well, I have many stories around this theme, but I'll go with one that happened recently.
I went to go meet up at the golf course near my house with my friend Joe. It was late at night, and the sky was mostly cloudy with only small patches of moon and star light making it through the cloud-banks. We made our way to t... | [
"Summary: If people are getting injured more than a few minor times per year, something is not right, Judo heavily promotes safe sparring practices - so does wrestling. \n EDIT: Also, low experience people are safer starting on the ground.\n\nPost: Ive been doing judo for over 6 years and have seen 3 minor injuries... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,249 |
OtisDElevator | Generate the content for a reddit post Work for four years and have sixty years of happiness, or party for four years and have sixty years of crap. | You want motivation?
Here. You have a choice to make. Right here right now.
Think of now .
Party at university have fun.
You'll look back at university in a few years time with fond memories.
For sixty years you will look back at those dim distant fun memories.
And then you will clock out of your unsat... | You want motivation?
Here. You have a choice to make. Right here right now.
Think of now .
Party at university have fun.
You'll look back at university in a few years time with fond memories.
For sixty years you will look back at those dim distant fun memories.
And then you will clock out of your unsat... | [
"Summary: If you do manage to read this, I hope you manage stay cool. \n EDIT: Mental Note: India might possibly be jokeproof.\n\nPost: I hear the Banks in Mumbai are giving money away for the next three hours. Seriously, as much as you can carry - no strings. \n Unfortunately for many in India it will be too la... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,250 |
milpool90 | Generate the content for a reddit post I've loved Europe. I want it back as soon as possible. But we need to accept that we're not on a par with Chelsea or the Manchester clubs and it's not going to be easy. I think that's realistic, rather than pessimistic. | Stoke, Aston Villa, Bolton...to name but a few teams who have played European football and struggled the following year - and if memory serves correctly none of those reached the stage we have this year. All teams with similar, if not slightly larger squads than us. You travel to Russia on a Thursday, play an immensely... | Stoke, Aston Villa, Bolton...to name but a few teams who have played European football and struggled the following year - and if memory serves correctly none of those reached the stage we have this year. All teams with similar, if not slightly larger squads than us. You travel to Russia on a Thursday, play an immensely... | [
"Summary: It's down to the individual. Some people are offended by particular words because of their personal experiences.\n\nPost: I posted above but whilst reading more comments I wanted to add something. \n I'm gay, and I have no problem with people using the word 'gay' as an insult jokingly. It's just a word - ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,251 |
Mitz510 | Generate the content for a reddit post I ate a weed cookie in school and it was a really frightening/fun experience and I was high for 3-4 hours. | My friend gave me a weed cookie about 2 months ago and HOLY SHIT! It hit me an hour after I ate it and I was completely lit for 3-4 hours and I was in school. I was hallucinating during lunch and dumb simple stuff made me start cracking up easily. I remember seeing a penis drawn on a wall and I remember laughing and th... | My friend gave me a weed cookie about 2 months ago and HOLY SHIT! It hit me an hour after I ate it and I was completely lit for 3-4 hours and I was in school. I was hallucinating during lunch and dumb simple stuff made me start cracking up easily. I remember seeing a penis drawn on a wall and I remember laughing and th... | [
"Summary: Nintendo Wii broke and I had to find another past time. Since then I'm the self proclaimed biggest NBA fan since November 2010.\n\nPost: It might sound corny but, \n 2 years ago I was a nerd. My favorite hobby was playing Super Smash Bros on my Wii. I played that game EVERY single day for 2-3 years until ... | 47 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,252 |
Yeah_Okay_Sure | Generate the content for a reddit post Tried out for Biggest Loser, friend was asked to play up brother's death and gain weight for the show. | A couple of years ago, a friend and I decided to try out for "The Biggest Loser" when they came to town. I had never watched the show, but wanted to lose weight and thought it'd be interesting.
First of all, I got corralled like cattle outside of a furniture store (I know, fat people comparison to cattle). They would... | A couple of years ago, a friend and I decided to try out for "The Biggest Loser" when they came to town. I had never watched the show, but wanted to lose weight and thought it'd be interesting.
First of all, I got corralled like cattle outside of a furniture store (I know, fat people comparison to cattle). They would... | [
"Summary: Didn't have friends, found love for football via T.O and NFL 2K5, made friends because of football, became a super fan of Eagles and still am.\n\nPost: As bad as it sounds, T.O and NFL 2K5. \n I've written the whole story before, so if it looks familiar that's why. It will probably sound like I'm looking ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,253 |
sdarji | Generate the content for a reddit post yeast sediment is normal, and drinking it is fine, but most homebrewers avoid drinking it. | No, one of the normal things about bottle-conditioned (bottle-carbonated) beer is that you will have yeast sediment. This is true also of store-bought bottle-conditioned beers, including many prized Belgian beers.
Nothing will happen to you if you drink the yeast dregs, other than maybe some "urgency" in the gastro-i... | No, one of the normal things about bottle-conditioned (bottle-carbonated) beer is that you will have yeast sediment. This is true also of store-bought bottle-conditioned beers, including many prized Belgian beers.
Nothing will happen to you if you drink the yeast dregs, other than maybe some "urgency" in the gastro-i... | [
"Summary: You just fine; there may be a slight change in hoppiness from what the recipe designer intended, but you will probably be unable to notice it.\n\nPost: Most extract home brewers do partial boils (boil 2-3 gallons, then top off in fermenter). In fact, extract recipe kits are universally designed for partia... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,254 |
Singulaire | Generate the content for a reddit post optimising your life is an intractable problem. | Well, finding the minimal number of men who satisfy all conditions would be the most efficient. But that might rely on a poor definition of the problem.
Realistically, you have a certain amount of mental/emotional resources that determines how many relationships of various natures you are able to maintain. Furthermor... | Well, finding the minimal number of men who satisfy all conditions would be the most efficient. But that might rely on a poor definition of the problem.
Realistically, you have a certain amount of mental/emotional resources that determines how many relationships of various natures you are able to maintain. Furthermor... | [
"Summary: most big guys spend 1-1.5 hours in a gym 3-4 days a week.\n\nPost: for 4-5 hours at a time \n There's something very strange to me about this attitude. People seem to think that there is a linear relation between how muscular a person is and how much of his day is spent inside a gym. In my experience, the... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,255 |
EatATaco | Generate the content for a reddit post I feel ya, bro. | There is one turn on my way to work in the morning where the road gently slopes down and turns slowly from South to East. . . so if I driving during dawn, I get this beautiful full view of the sky. It is often amazing and usually the roads are empty that time, so the driving is very pleasant. I've been known to slow ... | There is one turn on my way to work in the morning where the road gently slopes down and turns slowly from South to East. . . so if I driving during dawn, I get this beautiful full view of the sky. It is often amazing and usually the roads are empty that time, so the driving is very pleasant. I've been known to slow ... | [
"Summary: Fuck dude. He ordered the assassination of a US citizen, and you are talking about gays being able to openly serve in the military. Seriously?\n\nPost: You are boiling down Obama's civil rights legacy to one minor thing. Honestly, this is exactly what the article is talking about. You are focusing o... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,256 |
Key_Lime | Generate the content for a reddit post mind games | Player: I search the ridge for snipers DM: Ok, roll for perception. P rolls. P: Well, that's a 3. Lazarus, you better check too. (Each character proceeds to roll until they're sure of their success.)
This is when the mind games begin. That ambush you planned with snipers on the ridge? Now they are in another locati... | Player: I search the ridge for snipers DM: Ok, roll for perception. P rolls. P: Well, that's a 3. Lazarus, you better check too. (Each character proceeds to roll until they're sure of their success.)
This is when the mind games begin. That ambush you planned with snipers on the ridge? Now they are in another locati... | [
"Summary: Don't expect to easily live by the 9-5 world, find something that works best for you.\n\nPost: The thing to remember is that leading a 'normal' life is out of reach. Stimulants can keep us awake, but we are robbing Peter to pay Paul. That aspect will catch up with us eventually. Instead of trying to fo... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,257 |
schneeblefish | Generate the content for a reddit post relationship stress, started fapping as a release, stopped when I noticed blood down there. Cleaned up, no signs of where it came from. Assuming burst blood vessel. Panic over, not gonna happen again any time soon. | This is gonna sound weird and likely going to freak you out, but I just started fapping. I've been under a little relationship stress, and I wanted some release, so I gave in.
But I stopped when I noticed blood on my junk... Needless to say, I panicked. I stopped, got cleaned up, and apparently the bleeding stopped q... | This is gonna sound weird and likely going to freak you out, but I just started fapping. I've been under a little relationship stress, and I wanted some release, so I gave in.
But I stopped when I noticed blood on my junk... Needless to say, I panicked. I stopped, got cleaned up, and apparently the bleeding stopped q... | [
"Summary: Talk things through. Be patient. If possible, itemise your problems.\n\nPost: I feel like a bit of a hypocrite for saying this, but talk it through. My gf (19f) and I (21m) don't talk enough about the important things, but we're trying. It's honestly helping. I know it will feel uncomfortable to talk abou... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,258 |
Noltonn | Generate the content for a reddit post Had to interract with several really bad customer service people who were snotty if not downright rude in an attempt to get to London, eventually being helped by a nice train conductor but still taking ridiculously long to get there, partly by my own fault, I admit. | Reminds me of a nice trip I took from the Netherlands to England, using the ferry from the Hook to Harwich, on my way to London. I arrived at Harwich International at around 7-8 PM local, and look at the train timetable. Trains to London are suspended that day. Alright, my bad, should've figured that out beforehand, ap... | Reminds me of a nice trip I took from the Netherlands to England, using the ferry from the Hook to Harwich, on my way to London. I arrived at Harwich International at around 7-8 PM local, and look at the train timetable. Trains to London are suspended that day. Alright, my bad, should've figured that out beforehand, ap... | [
"Summary: Animal cruelty is bad, but there is a balance between cruelty and efficiency. To survive we need to be efficient. We can't do this by cuddling them to death.\n\nPost: Yeah, this is what bothers me when people tell me I should switch to more morally safe products. The problem is, first of all, animal slaug... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,259 |
Grappindemen | Generate the content for a reddit post there is no taxation systems that are both fair and loophole free. | Without going into details of what kind of taxes are appropriate where, let's look at the following simple calculation:
Let's say the government taxes any income on a day with a fixed percentage x (whether this percentage varies in a progressive way is not relevant for the calculation).
An employee has a relatively... | Without going into details of what kind of taxes are appropriate where, let's look at the following simple calculation:
Let's say the government taxes any income on a day with a fixed percentage x (whether this percentage varies in a progressive way is not relevant for the calculation).
An employee has a relatively... | [
"Summary: to some extend, scientific theories result from consensus of scientists.\n\nPost: Ironically, that depends on who you ask. \n However, clearly, the opinion of the scientists do not determine what is true. It does, however, determine which are popular hypothesis and which are not. And even which hypothes... | 43 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,260 |
AppleAtrocity | Generate the content for a reddit post Be careful. My Dad stepped on my cat camouflaged on the stairs and I'm very lucky he wasn't seriously hurt. | My grey cat used to do this on the grey carpeted stairs as well. One night shortly after I moved back into my parents' house with my kitties, my Dad full on stepped on the little guy. He yelped and ran and hid. I was scared that his ribs were broken since my father put his full weight on the poor cat's side, but he ... | My grey cat used to do this on the grey carpeted stairs as well. One night shortly after I moved back into my parents' house with my kitties, my Dad full on stepped on the little guy. He yelped and ran and hid. I was scared that his ribs were broken since my father put his full weight on the poor cat's side, but he ... | [
"Summary: When I was 21 my body betrayed me and life has been shit ever since.\n\nPost: When I was 21 my lung collapsed from ridiculously bad pneumonia, spent a month in the hospital with a chest tube and I almost died. While there they informed me I had a cancerous tumor in my lung, so that (and that lobe of my l... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,261 |
tapittuco | Generate the content for a reddit post joining Hell Dives isn't my thing because you can show up unprepared | Because unlike some people, I like to make the most use out of every Strategem slot since there's no way to see other people's loadouts when you join a game late. Sure on higher difficulties we tend to do more running than tanking or use many strategic drops but if you have ever joined a Hell Dive (a real hard, level 1... | Because unlike some people, I like to make the most use out of every Strategem slot since there's no way to see other people's loadouts when you join a game late. Sure on higher difficulties we tend to do more running than tanking or use many strategic drops but if you have ever joined a Hell Dive (a real hard, level 1... | [
"Summary: just read the first paragraph. (edit:format)\n\nPost: i agree strongly. the fan's dps and, \"unique\" knockback can make the problems disappear instead of actually removing them. a scout running stock can do his job just as he was meant to. and the (default) pistol's dps certainly doesnt make up for t... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,262 |
thehbrwhammer | Generate the content for a reddit post No, just because of the size of the contract and we need to fill in depth players first. Also, re-signing players next year is going to be painful.
Edit: As a side-note, why would he even come to us? He point blank told Oakland no, what makes him see us as being a better opportu... | His previous contract was for $16 mil a year. I can easily see his next one being around the $13-14 mil/yr range if he gets signed fresh.
We only have $18 mil in cap space. There aren't too many guys out there that command that much money, but it wouldn't upset me if we went into the season under cap a bit to have so... | His previous contract was for $16 mil a year. I can easily see his next one being around the $13-14 mil/yr range if he gets signed fresh.
We only have $18 mil in cap space. There aren't too many guys out there that command that much money, but it wouldn't upset me if we went into the season under cap a bit to have so... | [
"Summary: Stick to the program prescribed by SS and don't change a thing! \n Hope this helps!\n\nPost: Serious Question] Are you a complete beginner to weight-lifting? Like is this your first time on a serious program? \n I think you are way over-training. For complete beginners all you need to do is the prescribed... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,263 |
ayb | Generate the content for a reddit post first round, oral reciprocation is nice ... later rounds, fingers and dicks are appropriate. | I was with you until the 3x sex.
If both parties are clean and one orals the other and doesn't receive reciprocation, that is annoying.
Re: 3rd time, depending on whether or not you use condoms, would you go down on her the third time?
Also, if you do use condoms, latex tastes like chemicals. | I was with you until the 3x sex.
If both parties are clean and one orals the other and doesn't receive reciprocation, that is annoying.
Re: 3rd time, depending on whether or not you use condoms, would you go down on her the third time?
Also, if you do use condoms, latex tastes like chemicals. | [
"Summary: GF thinks I'm trying to get back together with ex from 4 years ago who is married with kids now. (when she's drunk)\n\nPost: My SO has a couple of glasses of wine on Friday nights and tells me that I am still pursuing my ex-girlfriend (who she knows we had plans to get married). The thing is that we brok... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,264 |
Mahat | Generate the content for a reddit post Gain some patience and learn to fucking read. | A shitload man, but not often beyond weed and booze.
Acid, three times. Weird thing was, it didn't really change anything beyond the obvious visual stimulation. Then again, i've got a pretty stable mind at most times.
Ecstasy, i've taken twice just with a friend for the experience. Once just to have sex and see wha... | A shitload man, but not often beyond weed and booze.
Acid, three times. Weird thing was, it didn't really change anything beyond the obvious visual stimulation. Then again, i've got a pretty stable mind at most times.
Ecstasy, i've taken twice just with a friend for the experience. Once just to have sex and see wha... | [
"Summary: Gtfo outta ma house trollop.\n\nPost: Libor, worldwide collusion of banks to fix interest rates. It's a scandal going on, you self important genius you. You sir, who utilize the question as an insult, and place accusatory assumptions based upon age. \n Any idea of what inteligence is lad? Had you, you wou... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,265 |
hothotsauce | Generate the content for a reddit post Yolo | March 2011 Tohoku Earthquake in Japan.
I was traveling alone. I had arrived into Tokyo the night prior and was ready to take on my first full day. I was in the basement level of a shopping center, barefoot, trying on shoes. I remember scanning the super packed shelf display of shoes looking for something I liked... a... | March 2011 Tohoku Earthquake in Japan.
I was traveling alone. I had arrived into Tokyo the night prior and was ready to take on my first full day. I was in the basement level of a shopping center, barefoot, trying on shoes. I remember scanning the super packed shelf display of shoes looking for something I liked... a... | [
"Summary: Go big or go home.\n\nPost: Yes. \n I graduated high school at 17 and lept head first into my dream of moving to New York City. I've always known I wanted to live there someday since I was a kid. To make it sound trickier, I wanted to be an artist. I am fortunate and extremely grateful to have parents tha... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,266 |
derper-man | Generate the content for a reddit post I will start the robot Apocalypse. | I saw The Matrix when it first came out. I thought the robots were the coolest things that I had ever seen. I got into F.I.R.S.T. robotics. 4th-12th grade my teams never failed to win an award at any competition. Now I'm in college studying mechanical engineering with a focus on robotics | I saw The Matrix when it first came out. I thought the robots were the coolest things that I had ever seen. I got into F.I.R.S.T. robotics. 4th-12th grade my teams never failed to win an award at any competition. Now I'm in college studying mechanical engineering with a focus on robotics | [
"Summary: the big bang didn't create time, it just changed the universe in such a way that time went from being unimportant to a fundamental property.\n\nPost: Because its easier to think of the universe as a field rather than a space before the big bang. In space, time is the most important bit of information, fo... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,267 |
AbjectDogma | Generate the content for a reddit post Real Life keeps interfering with my ability to rant about stuff in any sort of organized manner. I set Sunday as the date I am going to do the first one but we will see how my ability to edit it goes. | I have had it written for a while, just been tweaking what I want to say. Then I had to learn how to use video editing software, then work had me coming in extra days, then Hurricane Irene, then school is starting back up, then me and the girlfriend went on a couple roadtrips... | I have had it written for a while, just been tweaking what I want to say. Then I had to learn how to use video editing software, then work had me coming in extra days, then Hurricane Irene, then school is starting back up, then me and the girlfriend went on a couple roadtrips... | [
"Summary: Property rights do not continue past death and I think anyone would be hard pressed to argue that they do.\n\nPost: I want to know what gives you the right to direct the disposition of property after death. Why should property rights continue post death? \n They don't exist after death, which is why my or... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,268 |
cuntguts | Generate the content for a reddit post MDMA | I have already achieved it.
The moment I achieved greatness was when I finally saw my True Self.
The Real Me.
You know the saying "just be yourself" and you never know how because you don't really know yourself?
Well, when I finally got to know my true self, I was able to "just be myself" and from that time onw... | I have already achieved it.
The moment I achieved greatness was when I finally saw my True Self.
The Real Me.
You know the saying "just be yourself" and you never know how because you don't really know yourself?
Well, when I finally got to know my true self, I was able to "just be myself" and from that time onw... | [
"Summary: give enough freedom that he doesn't feel smothered or, worse, mothered by you. The aim is for him to become aware of his actions, this way he will address the situation with your guidance.\n\nPost: Being similar in age and in dress sense to your boyfriend, with a girlfriend similar in fashion sense to you... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,269 |
optomas | Generate the content for a reddit post I'd forgotten just how deep anger and depression can be. You've my sympathy. I've been there, if it helps. | Are you sure? After a work out I feel mad and depressed.
How? If you've got enough energy to feel mad, you are not working out hard enough....
Ah, wait.
When I was going through a divorce, some thirty years ago ... I would bike 30 miles a day, swim a couple miles, lift, and surf. Wasn't until the evening surf s... | Are you sure? After a work out I feel mad and depressed.
How? If you've got enough energy to feel mad, you are not working out hard enough....
Ah, wait.
When I was going through a divorce, some thirty years ago ... I would bike 30 miles a day, swim a couple miles, lift, and surf. Wasn't until the evening surf s... | [
"Summary: Spiders are very cool.\n\nPost: I have experimented with the beautiful black and green wolf spiders in my yard. They have at least four smaller eyes, which seem to detect motion from about 50 cm. Motion detected at this distance makes the spider move toward the object. In this case, a small stick. \n Th... | 67 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,270 |
GlassHouseResident | Generate the content for a reddit post liberal arts math = breadth
elementary stats = depth
If you are trying to decide which course to take, flip through the textbooks for the classes or look for course websites from previous classes. Or you might try asking yourself what you're supposed to be getting out of th... | It depends a lot on where it is taught, who is teaching it, and on the individual student. Liberal arts math tends to be a random sampling of seemingly unrelated topics. The topics themselves tend not to be difficult, but some people find the variety and unrelated-ness challenging. Others like the easy, bite-sized t... | It depends a lot on where it is taught, who is teaching it, and on the individual student. Liberal arts math tends to be a random sampling of seemingly unrelated topics. The topics themselves tend not to be difficult, but some people find the variety and unrelated-ness challenging. Others like the easy, bite-sized t... | [
"Summary: This awesome and very tolerant dog deserves some doggy treats.\n\nPost: Doesn't mentioning karma in the title violate the admonition not to \"ask for upvotes or approval in the title\"? \n Perhaps, instead of every post to /r/aww being titled \"found a karma machine at the shelter\", people could simply u... | 56 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,271 |
exnihilonihilfit | Generate the content for a reddit post If free will is meaningless, untestable, and is not required to explain any observable phenomena, we simply shouldn't assume that it exists, and for all intents and purpose, we should actively assert that it does not, until proven otherwise. | A few issues.
A: If the concept is meaningless and untestable, which is essentially your conclusion, then if we want to adhere to the scientific method we should reject it.
B: The concept of responsibility is not entirely dependent upon a concept of free will. Only certain articulations of ethical systems require f... | A few issues.
A: If the concept is meaningless and untestable, which is essentially your conclusion, then if we want to adhere to the scientific method we should reject it.
B: The concept of responsibility is not entirely dependent upon a concept of free will. Only certain articulations of ethical systems require f... | [
"Summary: Socialists should not be afraid to be affiliated with communists, both have been misrepresented in the exact same way.\n\nPost: Communism is a form of socialism, in fact, it's the ideal or ultimate form of socialism. The real issue is that no country to have deemed itself communist actually adhered to Mar... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,272 |
RupeThereItIs | Generate the content for a reddit post nope | Many cat5 to HDMI adapters require 2 cat5 cables to carry the signal.
I highly doubt your gonna find something that will push HDMI AND Ethernet over a single cable (basically streaming HDMI over Ethernet). If you do, it will be expensive & probably require an HDCP stripper to boot (also expensive, and quasi legal). | Many cat5 to HDMI adapters require 2 cat5 cables to carry the signal.
I highly doubt your gonna find something that will push HDMI AND Ethernet over a single cable (basically streaming HDMI over Ethernet). If you do, it will be expensive & probably require an HDCP stripper to boot (also expensive, and quasi legal). | [
"Summary: We're designed to blend into a crowd, just some people chose a smaller crowed then others.\n\nPost: We're pack animals: \n Those who go out of there way to identify themselves as a member of a different pack as you are deemed 'other'. There's an instinctual distrust of and distaste for the 'other' embedde... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,273 |
RaisinZetaJones | Generate the content for a reddit post they're entitled, bratty kids who deal with everything in life like entitled, bratty kids do. | They're obsessed with Disney because they're infantile, childish (young) adults who behave in infantile, childish ways.
They're fixated on infantile, childish things and, like children, when they don't get their every whim catered to, they complain that mommy or daddy is "abusing" them, is "just mean", or "doesn't r... | They're obsessed with Disney because they're infantile, childish (young) adults who behave in infantile, childish ways.
They're fixated on infantile, childish things and, like children, when they don't get their every whim catered to, they complain that mommy or daddy is "abusing" them, is "just mean", or "doesn't r... | [
"Summary: White supremacists and misogynists and transphobic scum wander into TiA to hate on the people, and not the mindset -- because it's the same out-group hating mindset they happen to possess, it's just the in-group they belong to that's different. \n It's to be expected.\n\nPost: The phenomenon is a simple o... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,274 |
metawareness | Generate the content for a reddit post If her options are significantly limited, and her wishes are more or less irrelevant, can you really say paying her for it (if she even is paid for it) makes that all better? | But if she realistically can't say no to the marriage, does it really matter that she's being paid to participate in it? The parents have to approve the marriage, therefore the woman is being sold by the family and essentially given a commission on her own asking price. Whether it's 100% or 0%, it still subjugates the ... | But if she realistically can't say no to the marriage, does it really matter that she's being paid to participate in it? The parents have to approve the marriage, therefore the woman is being sold by the family and essentially given a commission on her own asking price. Whether it's 100% or 0%, it still subjugates the ... | [
"Summary: Trap people? Absolutely fucking not.\n\nPost: I don't want to trap people to stay - but I certainly am tired of telling people for a week \"Sorry, the room is taken,\" only to get my time wasted and be back at square one, and yet again committed to double rent for an unknown period of time. Any of the oth... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,275 |
Pudie | Generate the content for a reddit post Can we please just move on and talk about wrestling? | it was an effort to get people together to talk about wrestling.
I'm gonna be devils advocate on this one. That wouldn't be cool with me either. While I get wanting to have everyone together to talk about the PPV, they are two separate communities and thus should, and will, have separate discussions. You can pick ... | it was an effort to get people together to talk about wrestling.
I'm gonna be devils advocate on this one. That wouldn't be cool with me either. While I get wanting to have everyone together to talk about the PPV, they are two separate communities and thus should, and will, have separate discussions. You can pick ... | [
"Summary: What they did when Punk left was exciting. They should have done it for way longer.\n\nPost: Building off of this, I think Punk coming back from \"leaving\" was done way too early. I get that it was Summerslam and yada yada yada. They could have stretched it out to the Rumble if they really wanted. Gi... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,276 |
qataridestroyer | Generate the content for a reddit post yes, there is a god
be a good human
stop being a douchebag
fast and pray, but don't over do it
enjoy life, and yeah, it can get hard, be a good boy and suck it up
seriously, once you skim some of the idiotic crap people push that's what you get. this is the b... | God, and i thought you'd move on already. look hone, you said it yourself, you think religion is all that's bad with the world, ok, fine, i'm not saying anything against that it is your free will. believe me, i have time, i'd love to explain more, but i'm not sure i can explain much with your view on things. let's try ... | God, and i thought you'd move on already. look hone, you said it yourself, you think religion is all that's bad with the world, ok, fine, i'm not saying anything against that it is your free will. believe me, i have time, i'd love to explain more, but i'm not sure i can explain much with your view on things. let's try ... | [
"Summary: it was initiate via society and adopted via science. and the disease spreads. \n third point. if women are supposed to be ignored versus killed, that really doesnt make much of a difference. i'd rather be dead than be treated like i am less than dirt all my life, hence why my EDIT contained that instead o... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,277 |
randommusician | Generate the content for a reddit post Old Smokey’s got them ears on. We gotta run to make. | Back in the day, I had a summer camp job with the Scouts of America who happen to be Male.
We had one of those lovely early Xerox Printer/Fax/Copier Units. You know, where the brand decided “Hey, we could do a mediocre job at one thing, or we could do a bad job at 3 things and charge a lot more money.”
Yeah, those... | Back in the day, I had a summer camp job with the Scouts of America who happen to be Male.
We had one of those lovely early Xerox Printer/Fax/Copier Units. You know, where the brand decided “Hey, we could do a mediocre job at one thing, or we could do a bad job at 3 things and charge a lot more money.”
Yeah, those... | [
"Summary: Hanon is boring, but its like lifting weights for your fingers.\n\nPost: While this is true, and while I hated them for years, I recently busted the ol' Hanon book out after not having the flexibility between 4 and 3 to play one lick in [This piece]( and have kept doing 5 or 6 exercises a few times a we... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,278 |
creutzfeldtz | Generate the content for a reddit post Scared as fuck of the muppets
LINK TO EPISODE...be warned, this shit fucked me up: | Since I was little I've had this fear of the muppets. People always laugh at this, considering I'm 6 4' and about 225 pounds, but those things scare the living shit out of me. Heres why...
When I was younger I used to have a tv in my room, and i always watched nick at night before I went to sleep. One week I came dow... | Since I was little I've had this fear of the muppets. People always laugh at this, considering I'm 6 4' and about 225 pounds, but those things scare the living shit out of me. Heres why...
When I was younger I used to have a tv in my room, and i always watched nick at night before I went to sleep. One week I came dow... | [
"Summary: Amtrack Train and conductor watched me jizz of gfs face\n\nPost: I am afraid of planes, so I take Amtrak trains down to florida from new york. \n Anyways, i was about 15 at the time and me and my girlfriend just started having sex, and she went on the train with me down to florida with my mom. \n We were ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,279 |
Cadaverlanche | Generate the content for a reddit post Pot could like totally save the planet man! | Here's an idea:
Set aside a couple days each week as meatless days. Smoke high-grade pot on those days so vegetarian food tastes even better. Over time you'll look forward to veggie days because you'll know that's when you hit the really dank stuff. After a couple months, you start really enjoying some of the veggi... | Here's an idea:
Set aside a couple days each week as meatless days. Smoke high-grade pot on those days so vegetarian food tastes even better. Over time you'll look forward to veggie days because you'll know that's when you hit the really dank stuff. After a couple months, you start really enjoying some of the veggi... | [
"Summary: Burgers and cheap consumer items are far more accessible than the structural backbone of our economy. And that's insane!\n\nPost: What boggles my mind is how the businesses driving the market are pushed more and more to extend hours and stay open on holidays in order to capture as much profits as possible... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,280 |
inthrees | Generate the content for a reddit post I typed all that into google translate, and then highlighted the english part and copied it to clipboard, which I found out when I came back to this tab. Real men of genious... | Si l'histoire de quelqu'un mérite plus que cela, qui ne devrait pas être difficile, puis le donner à eux. Je suis juste fatigué de traiter les problèmes de Vista sur ce portable, mais besoin de suffisamment de logiciels Windows pour le travail que je ne peux pas passer définitivement en Ubuntu.
Mais sérieusement, tro... | Si l'histoire de quelqu'un mérite plus que cela, qui ne devrait pas être difficile, puis le donner à eux. Je suis juste fatigué de traiter les problèmes de Vista sur ce portable, mais besoin de suffisamment de logiciels Windows pour le travail que je ne peux pas passer définitivement en Ubuntu.
Mais sérieusement, tro... | [
"Summary: More bridges should be made out of elmer's glue.\n\nPost: This reminds me of an end-of-year project I had in Physics in high school. \n We had to build a bridge out of toothpicks and elmer's glue. The teacher had to be able to essentially finger-surf a little toy car from one side of the bridge to the oth... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,281 |
DannyDemotta | Generate the content for a reddit post All branches are important; all individual members are not. Governors are the Presidential candidates par excellence.
And your mom is fat. | Your first paragraph
There's a key word in there that you glossed over: Them . Not He or She. Before being President, Obama had never been "The Man". Romney has been "The Man" on multiple levels.
> Your second paragraph
Good job explaining why Obama has been inept--even from 2008-10. He had to call in every favo... | Your first paragraph
There's a key word in there that you glossed over: Them . Not He or She. Before being President, Obama had never been "The Man". Romney has been "The Man" on multiple levels.
> Your second paragraph
Good job explaining why Obama has been inept--even from 2008-10. He had to call in every favo... | [
"Summary: NFL gave Denver the lowest number of 10am games out of all the West Coast/Mountain teams. I wonder why. And if you think it's strictly \"Ratings\", you're not paying attention.\n\nPost: I think you missed something. Have you looked, team-by-team, at the schedules this year, and noticed any disparities? An... | 57 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,282 |
Tw1tchy3y3 | Generate the content for a reddit post I could have ended up much much worse, so I guess I got lucky by default. | Got my mother's gift of intelligence and critical thinking and my father's gift of strength and cunning.
That's not saying a whole lot, but my own traits have far exceeded those passed on to me by my elders, while at the same time remaining seemingly absent in either of my siblings. | Got my mother's gift of intelligence and critical thinking and my father's gift of strength and cunning.
That's not saying a whole lot, but my own traits have far exceeded those passed on to me by my elders, while at the same time remaining seemingly absent in either of my siblings. | [
"Summary: Oh CS, how I miss you...\n\nPost: Got banned from a server late one night because I was beating two clanmates of the server two against me. They said I was walling. I tried to explain to them that I was just using sound... They weren't having it. \n Also got banned from another server for \"walling\" beca... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,283 |
IHaveALargePenis | Generate the content for a reddit post version of all the best moves in response to your current move. All the winning moves, disregarding how this all started, and potentially the "least worst" move given a certain scenario. Without absolutely any prerequisite of the "program" being exposed to chess previously. Kind ... | Honestly, I appreciate you being so patient and answering all of my questions. I'm not going to lie, some of this is still "out there" beyond my current understanding, but I will look into it. I understand what you mean, but it does honestly feel like "I'm here taking up oxygen" simply because there may be a simple, vi... | Honestly, I appreciate you being so patient and answering all of my questions. I'm not going to lie, some of this is still "out there" beyond my current understanding, but I will look into it. I understand what you mean, but it does honestly feel like "I'm here taking up oxygen" simply because there may be a simple, vi... | [
"Summary: Your cock size determines the chances of you getting laid in the very same manner the size of your gas tank determines the chances of you running into a gas station.\n\nPost: It's overrated. Say you're average, you can pretty much fuck any woman out there. Say your BIG like that \"perfect\" 8 inches long ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,284 |
eudaimonean | Generate the content for a reddit post Get social hobbies. Even something in your comfort zone like DnD can expand your social circle just because it includes other people. If you want to push out of your comfort zone start rock climbing because we're an awesome cult that will welcome you into our chalky arms. | This is my experience from moving to a new country for work where I knew no one and had to build my social circle from scratch: Socializing with work friends is great, but you need to supplement that with other interests. I love me some video games too, but you got to transition at least some of your hobby time to soci... | This is my experience from moving to a new country for work where I knew no one and had to build my social circle from scratch: Socializing with work friends is great, but you need to supplement that with other interests. I love me some video games too, but you got to transition at least some of your hobby time to soci... | [
"Summary: MMA is the ideal sport for cosmopolitan globalist atheist liberals.\n\nPost: The divide is more between \"tradition\" and received wisdom vs. practical application and empirical testing (through live sparring). My impression is that MMA-ers do in fact disdain MAs that are just about the so-called ancient ... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,285 |
jonatcer | Generate the content for a reddit post whoosh | Doesn't Javascript concat stuff with a +? I get the joke, but what would happen if you tried "3"+2? I can't check now (phone), but my recent trip into js land has shown me all the weird idiosyncrasies it has.
That said, those types of users need to be docked some points so they can't fuck anything up... Stackoverflow... | Doesn't Javascript concat stuff with a +? I get the joke, but what would happen if you tried "3"+2? I can't check now (phone), but my recent trip into js land has shown me all the weird idiosyncrasies it has.
That said, those types of users need to be docked some points so they can't fuck anything up... Stackoverflow... | [
"Summary: Mint is swell.\n\nPost: I second this. I've owned Linux servers for years and years, but never really learned much beyond the most basic of commands and I hated it (Linux is stable and amazing for servers, but bad for lazy people). I tried Linux a few times for my desktop and didn't like it, until someone... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,286 |
unsubinator | Generate the content for a reddit post Morality as you've described it is not what I've been trying to describe here. What you describe is a social arrangement whereby the convenience and the comfort (and the safety) of everyone in the "In Group" can be hopefully ensured. One obvious flaw in morality so constructed i... | As I understand it (and as I think it is understood in the Christian tradition) morally correct behavior consists in the way a person behaves even when it isn't to his or her advantage, vis a vis other people.
And in contrast, morality as understood as a base "tit for tat" relationship ("I'll scratch your back if y... | As I understand it (and as I think it is understood in the Christian tradition) morally correct behavior consists in the way a person behaves even when it isn't to his or her advantage, vis a vis other people.
And in contrast, morality as understood as a base "tit for tat" relationship ("I'll scratch your back if y... | [
"Summary: or you thought it irrelevant, but I think it's super-important: \n > Certainly, rejection of the role and authority of the Pope is an objective mortal sin. But if it is not also an actual mortal sin, an individual might retain the state of grace and reach salvation, despite this objective mortal sin. \n A... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,287 |
SeriousDan | Generate the content for a reddit post first and last game of HoN was terrible. Gladly went back to LoL. | I know that feel bro. I got a guest pass from a friend and tried it out. Took me about 30 minutes to find a "noob only" game (was kicked out of about 10 "noob only" games for being a noob before). My team was obviously made of new people, while their team was regulars wanting to stomp noobs. One of my teammates typed "... | I know that feel bro. I got a guest pass from a friend and tried it out. Took me about 30 minutes to find a "noob only" game (was kicked out of about 10 "noob only" games for being a noob before). My team was obviously made of new people, while their team was regulars wanting to stomp noobs. One of my teammates typed "... | [
"Summary: If Riot really wants punishment this harsh for the pro players that made their game famous in the first place they should hold all pro players to the same standards. Also stop getting upset about words, people.\n\nPost: It's definately a good step to \"clean up\" in high elo territory for once, especially... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,288 |
TheLantean | Generate the content for a reddit post you'll create a black hole, or a very fast spinning neutron star at close to the upper limit (which when it eventually loses enough speed will collapse into a black hole).
In other words be happy that supernovae happen, if they didn't exit to blow dying stars apart you'd just be... | If you stop the rebound and prevent it from blowing itself apart the elements will continue fusing building heavier and heavier elements. Here's what happens when you pack a lot of matter together, depending on the mass:
at up to 1.39 solar masses aka the Chandrasekhar limit . It acts like a solid object and it wi... | If you stop the rebound and prevent it from blowing itself apart the elements will continue fusing building heavier and heavier elements. Here's what happens when you pack a lot of matter together, depending on the mass:
at up to 1.39 solar masses aka the Chandrasekhar limit . It acts like a solid object and it wi... | [
"Summary: the requirement of baptism was always there there, but after the Second Vatican Council in 1962 due to social pressure we will \"hope\" that God will accept them anyway , even though there's no clear basis to believe that, and it's possible it won't happen. \n Here's a comparison of what different religi... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,289 |
wirsteve | Generate the content for a reddit post Do IT certifications actually set resumes apart from others? Or are they a waste of time? | Title says it all.
w3schools.com has certifications that are not really found anywhere else, that prove your ability with HTML, HTML5, CSS, PHP etc. Would this hold more worth than just putting your experience with said items on your resume? Also, is it worth it to spend the money to get certified in other areas? | Title says it all.
w3schools.com has certifications that are not really found anywhere else, that prove your ability with HTML, HTML5, CSS, PHP etc. Would this hold more worth than just putting your experience with said items on your resume? Also, is it worth it to spend the money to get certified in other areas? | [
"Summary: Correlation proves causation, is a logical fallacy by which two events that occur together are claimed to have a cause-and-effect relationship.\n\nPost: I do not believe in \"Injury Prone\" so while I didn't draft Bradshaw, I'll defend him. There is no connection between an injury to Bradshaw's hand this ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,290 |
GilletteDeodorant | Generate the content for a reddit post Sneaker market sucks if you smell what GD is cooking? | Ok I am going to be the first person to show displeasure in /sneakermarket it flat out sucks. It is not because of the downvotes because we all know I don't give two flying saucers about downvotes; I am Gillettedeodorant. It is the fact of immaturity and lack of courtesy & professionalism.
First off no one tags - wh... | Ok I am going to be the first person to show displeasure in /sneakermarket it flat out sucks. It is not because of the downvotes because we all know I don't give two flying saucers about downvotes; I am Gillettedeodorant. It is the fact of immaturity and lack of courtesy & professionalism.
First off no one tags - wh... | [
"Summary: Affordable housing.\n\nPost: How about housing costs? All these old historic houses getting torn down for condos. Rent in the $2000 range, how does is it possibly for people to live in the cities? I did a house search in Boston for under 200k and its all single floor apartments in Murderpan and Deathchest... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,291 |
Turtlelover73 | Generate the content for a reddit post My neighborhood sucked, then I moved so I'm happy now. | I did, I moved just a few weeks ago. There was a home invasion 3 houses down from my bus stop, at 3 in the afternoon, the invaders put a gun to a 2 year old's head to get the parents to cooperate. There were drug dealers hanging out at my bus stop when I got off the bus. One day when I (luckily) slept in, some high sch... | I did, I moved just a few weeks ago. There was a home invasion 3 houses down from my bus stop, at 3 in the afternoon, the invaders put a gun to a 2 year old's head to get the parents to cooperate. There were drug dealers hanging out at my bus stop when I got off the bus. One day when I (luckily) slept in, some high sch... | [
"Summary: Some kid in an all black elementary school thought something was wrong with me because he didn't know that white people existed.\n\nPost: This will probably never get read but i thought i'd post it anyway. \n In elementary school, i was one of 2 white kids in my class for all but 5th grade. I was known as... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,292 |
XeNaN | Generate the content for a reddit post Hes great,hes even good enough for NiP as a player but not as the AWP that they need so urgent.
And no, im not saying that they would have won without him, in fact they did great.
I | Im gonna be blunt: Hes a great player skillwise but hes not so great as AWP.
Yes, he was great back the first time on 3dmax but now.. No.
Sure, hes not a flashy player and we see that with his AWP but hes missing too much and is just like only every 5-6 round massive. | Im gonna be blunt: Hes a great player skillwise but hes not so great as AWP.
Yes, he was great back the first time on 3dmax but now.. No.
Sure, hes not a flashy player and we see that with his AWP but hes missing too much and is just like only every 5-6 round massive. | [
"Summary: Lucian isnt overpowered, the others are underpowered.\n\nPost: Im not sure about twitch tho,im feeling like Twitch is MF lategame version. \n But Lucian is more like Ezreal 2.0 and his kit is amazing but not overpowered.\nI just totally agree that ADs are generally not that good.\nEither they are good/ok ... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,293 |
veevoir | Generate the content for a reddit post Nope. It is a role-playing game. If you feel like stealing is something your character(s) would not do - don't do it. Adding penalties for successful stealing is harming the players for his mechanical, not plot, choices.
Edit:
>almost no negative consequences even when you're ge... | We (as in: me too) are used to make most possible of the game mechanics given, sort of meta-game with numbers. But a true RPG shouldn not penalize behaviour based on metagaming (oh noes, nerf stealing cause it introduces lots of money! Nerf leech cause there is blood everywhere!), only for your choices as a character (... | We (as in: me too) are used to make most possible of the game mechanics given, sort of meta-game with numbers. But a true RPG shouldn not penalize behaviour based on metagaming (oh noes, nerf stealing cause it introduces lots of money! Nerf leech cause there is blood everywhere!), only for your choices as a character (... | [
"Summary: Orban talks with Russia and suddenly gives a huge boost to Russian position in negotiations, totally not connected events.\n\nPost: And it all happens just days before Russia-Ukraine negotiations brokered by UE.. concerning energy supplies. \n It also happens after meeting \"in Budapest between the head ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,294 |
masterstick8 | Generate the content for a reddit post Levine is the master of wordplay with "You've already been" and even the "Qauntum mechanics theory" being the book Liz tries to kill you with. In short, Booker is in DLC as "our" booker. " | I could see this, maybe Anna as a partner/Sidekick? Running from the mob from Uni-Uni? Liz most likely is alive, I mean everything they did in the story is basically set in stone, I mean they kill everyone very blatantly and violently. Except Liz, as you never see her die/fade.The one thing I couldn't stand is a Vox ... | I could see this, maybe Anna as a partner/Sidekick? Running from the mob from Uni-Uni? Liz most likely is alive, I mean everything they did in the story is basically set in stone, I mean they kill everyone very blatantly and violently. Except Liz, as you never see her die/fade.The one thing I couldn't stand is a Vox ... | [
"Summary: Romo is not the QB you're looking for.\n\nPost: Have you watched a Seahawks game? \n Dude, I hate to tell you, but that Romo game today was the perfect metaphor for his career: \n He put up some great stats, failed to come through in the clutch and then somehow his Defense will get blamed for it. \n I get... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,295 |
Zenatic | Generate the content for a reddit post AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME, won't happen anytime soon. | This would be a fantastic model for comics, but I doubt it will ever happen.
Trading Paper Dollars for Digital Cents - If you only collected 4 comics a month (and this is a lot less than the average comic reader) @ 2.99 that is 12/mo revenue for the comic industry. Most collect/read more than that and are willing to... | This would be a fantastic model for comics, but I doubt it will ever happen.
Trading Paper Dollars for Digital Cents - If you only collected 4 comics a month (and this is a lot less than the average comic reader) @ 2.99 that is 12/mo revenue for the comic industry. Most collect/read more than that and are willing to... | [
"Summary: I have setup multiple ranging from really old POS equipment to a big bad ass beast. \n For someone looking to just do PMS and some basic minor things and want the most bang for your buck, look into the AMD A8-A10 APU's. If you are linux savvy, go for it, if not, grab a copy of WHS 2011 (~$60) and Stableb... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,296 |
daeedorian | Generate the content for a reddit post recoil. | It's just not a "nurture the love of shooting" sort of rifle. Historical? Check. Cheap? Certainly. Good for learning the fundamentals of shooting while really enjoying it? Good for introducing 100lbs females and kids? Hell no. I've never understood gunnit's apparent fascination with them. To me, they're just bulky old ... | It's just not a "nurture the love of shooting" sort of rifle. Historical? Check. Cheap? Certainly. Good for learning the fundamentals of shooting while really enjoying it? Good for introducing 100lbs females and kids? Hell no. I've never understood gunnit's apparent fascination with them. To me, they're just bulky old ... | [
"Summary: cool story, bro.\n\nPost: This is going to sound more dickish than I intend, but I have this deep set aversion to hearing people talk about their dreams--especially men. I'm not sure why, but it always creeps me out. \n It's never like anything is gained from it. While they're describing the dream, I'm al... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,297 |
finderdj | Generate the content for a reddit post if the contract cannot be reasonably read in the time allotted, the court says it's your responsibility not to sign it. | Well, in the common law there lays the idea that a contract can be void for public policy (i.e the idea used here in this clause is just bad for the public in general). But the Rehnquist court ruthlessly hunted down and killed this idea at every turn. The Roberts court has only improved upon their designs, allowing cor... | Well, in the common law there lays the idea that a contract can be void for public policy (i.e the idea used here in this clause is just bad for the public in general). But the Rehnquist court ruthlessly hunted down and killed this idea at every turn. The Roberts court has only improved upon their designs, allowing cor... | [
"Summary: you're better off with plasma (bonus fire damage) or antiproton (extra crit hits) for fighting NPCS in PvE.\n\nPost: I have nanite disruptors on two characters - they're fun on my romulan because he uses the tal shiar ships (I get to scream FIRE EVERYTHING! at the enemy) but basically they are half tetryo... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,298 |
kami232 | Generate the content for a reddit post is that the Mass & Acceleration of an object is extremely important in calculating the Force of impact; the apocalyptic amounts of energy needed to wipe out life on a planet far, far away would be millions of times more powerful than the most powerful bomb humanity has ever made. ... | The largest bomb humanity has ever made is Tsar Bomba which detonated with 50 Megatons of TNT (~2.1 x 10^17 Joules of energy) worth of power - that bomb obliterated a 35 kilometer radius (22 mile radius).
The Chixalub Crater, the bullet wound correlated with the K-Pg (aka "K-T") event, was hit by a comet/asteroid cal... | The largest bomb humanity has ever made is Tsar Bomba which detonated with 50 Megatons of TNT (~2.1 x 10^17 Joules of energy) worth of power - that bomb obliterated a 35 kilometer radius (22 mile radius).
The Chixalub Crater, the bullet wound correlated with the K-Pg (aka "K-T") event, was hit by a comet/asteroid cal... | [
"Summary: stop getting into a bitchy fight of \" this is more important \" when it's not just blacks that get killed murdered by cops - justified or otherwise. Or do I need to remind you of Kelly Thomas? \n Brutality is brutality; that needs to be addressed regardless of race. You're just as bad as those who d... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 4,299 |
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