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defeatedbird
Generate the content for a reddit post spotting is broken as fook. And WTF is up with the tinted cockpit glass that reflects every bit of ground?!
I guess you and I have a different idea of fun. For me the challenge of picking up, tracking and defeating the enemy through adverse conditions is really rewarding. That's why I kind of quit WT and went back to Il-2 :) I'll deal with "realistic conditions". I'm not going to deal with this shit: - the Cobra disappe...
I guess you and I have a different idea of fun. For me the challenge of picking up, tracking and defeating the enemy through adverse conditions is really rewarding. That's why I kind of quit WT and went back to Il-2 :) I'll deal with "realistic conditions". I'm not going to deal with this shit: - the Cobra disappe...
[ "Summary: Hunting wolves is part of the deal around Yellowstone and has been the case for years now - because if you don't cull them, they come onto human lands. Wolves don't kill many cattle because they don't get a chance to, but they still cost ranchers money due to weight (ie, meat) loss per cow.\n\nPost: OK, ...
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SometimesIArt
Generate the content for a reddit post 15yo posted online ad for cheap 03 Mazda sedan, claimed it worked great. Showed up late, car was badly lowered, badly and illegally tinted, had questionable wiring, obnoxious muffler, bad battery, and a duct taped mirror. Got offended when I told him his car sucked.
A couple of years back I went to go look at a Mazda. Looked normal in the pics, dude didn't want too much for it, low miles, claimed it ran great. Showed up, had to wait out front for 15 mins while the guy showed up. Turns out it's a 15 year old kid who couldn't even get his license, picked up the car because he want...
A couple of years back I went to go look at a Mazda. Looked normal in the pics, dude didn't want too much for it, low miles, claimed it ran great. Showed up, had to wait out front for 15 mins while the guy showed up. Turns out it's a 15 year old kid who couldn't even get his license, picked up the car because he want...
[ "Summary: Don't lean all the way forward, maintain control of your reins, turn the horse around. Girl is not as bad as this post made her out to be.\n\nPost: I have to say that it doesn't look like she's got that tight a hold on the horse's reins. There's slack in them. It looks like she actually cued the rear and ...
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onsos
Generate the content for a reddit post this poster is right; if you trust your own judgement, it could be a good call.
I slept with a backpacker one night; looked like a one-night stand, but we were live-in lovers for a while. Not a problem. It's not what I expected, but it worked. It wasn't crazy. When it ended, she moved out. A short time later I realised she could have been the love of my life, but that ship had sailed.
I slept with a backpacker one night; looked like a one-night stand, but we were live-in lovers for a while. Not a problem. It's not what I expected, but it worked. It wasn't crazy. When it ended, she moved out. A short time later I realised she could have been the love of my life, but that ship had sailed.
[ "Summary: charities offer diffuse, random and scattershot responses to fashionable problems.\n\nPost: I seriously am having trouble conceiving of what would be inherently structurally inefficient in a private charity, particularly in relation to an equivalent government branch. \n There are strong limitations to c...
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-jackschitt-
Generate the content for a reddit post version: Woman 1 fucks woman 2's husband. Woman 2 gets revenge later by fucking woman 1's fiance. Woman 2 ends up raising the kids. (Edited : used names instead of letters, by popular request)
I was 19 years old. Jill was a 23 year old friend of mine I met in college. Her husband (Harry) was away on military leave. Sandy was her 17 year old babysitter. I hooked up with Sandy. (Note that the age of consent in my state is 16. This will become important later.) Sandy and I dated for about 6 months. We ...
I was 19 years old. Jill was a 23 year old friend of mine I met in college. Her husband (Harry) was away on military leave. Sandy was her 17 year old babysitter. I hooked up with Sandy. (Note that the age of consent in my state is 16. This will become important later.) Sandy and I dated for about 6 months. We ...
[ "Summary: version: PS3's communications features are horrible, and it's one of the areas where XBox 360 smacks PS3 around.\n\nPost: Party/cross-game chat on PS3 does not exist. (The official reason given is due to memory allocation issues). All players in a party/chat must be in the same game in order to communi...
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hvonn
Generate the content for a reddit post Childhood dog was a zombie Edit: I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
The dog was like immortal. (more on that in a minute) Gooey was about 17 when we lost him. That's why my dad lied, he figured that a dog that old wouldn't stand a chance after being lost and that it wouldn't be outlandish to think he would have died in his sleep. Gooey died for real when I was in 7th grade, by which ti...
The dog was like immortal. (more on that in a minute) Gooey was about 17 when we lost him. That's why my dad lied, he figured that a dog that old wouldn't stand a chance after being lost and that it wouldn't be outlandish to think he would have died in his sleep. Gooey died for real when I was in 7th grade, by which ti...
[ "Summary: Read it, it's informative!\n\nPost: Most of the people in Centralia are older, so church and related functions are big on the list for them, but younger folks do a lot of out door activities. Hunting and fishing are big, as are hiking and ATV'ing. The big jobs out there are nurses and prison guards, we si...
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WitlessCanuck
Generate the content for a reddit post Trying to bring in new crowds by relating to people that wouldn't normally go to these types of shows. Whatever puts the butts in the seats.
Hey! Torontonian reporting in. This is 100% self-aware. Second City is a hilarious improv/comedy show that knows exactly what it is. They're just attempting to fill the seats of waning crowds by relating to people who wouldn't normally go. Throughout the shows they often make fun of using the content almost as much a...
Hey! Torontonian reporting in. This is 100% self-aware. Second City is a hilarious improv/comedy show that knows exactly what it is. They're just attempting to fill the seats of waning crowds by relating to people who wouldn't normally go. Throughout the shows they often make fun of using the content almost as much a...
[ "Summary: Our lives will become the entertainment as the tendency to over-share will continue to rise.\n\nPost: We've sort of already invented it. It's social media. \n Eventually there will be a time when technology has advanced that something can happen and rather then a tweet going out, but live video will be st...
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SovereignAxe
Generate the content for a reddit post I bandwagoned the Red Sox right before they won the 2004 Series, they ruined baseball for me, and I haven't watched a baseball game since. edit: as for the hat, I shelved it at about the same time. I have no idea where it is now.
The Boston fucking Red Sox. I'd always been a Braves fan growing up. I live in East Tennessee, so that's the closest MLB team to here, so that's the team most people around here support. Kindof like how most kids develop interest in the same religion they grow up in, I developed an interest in the Braves. Well, r...
The Boston fucking Red Sox. I'd always been a Braves fan growing up. I live in East Tennessee, so that's the closest MLB team to here, so that's the team most people around here support. Kindof like how most kids develop interest in the same religion they grow up in, I developed an interest in the Braves. Well, r...
[ "Summary: snot has a purpose other than to gross you out when you blow your nose.\n\nPost: I guess we don't have to breathe through our noses, but it is beneficial. \n Your nasal cavity is moist, large, and long for a couple of reasons. First is to humidify the air coming into your lungs. Your lungs and bronchial...
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IrregardingGrammar
Generate the content for a reddit post men dislike woman stuff because it doesn't appeal to then just as some women hate sports and videogames.
None of those things are hated solely for being for women. Twilight is stupid, sappy vampire-werewolf interspecies love, 50 shades is womanporn in text, yolo is just annoying as piss, as are most things teen girls like (not necessarily women as stated below). The duckface, unbeknownst to teen girls, is rather hideous...
None of those things are hated solely for being for women. Twilight is stupid, sappy vampire-werewolf interspecies love, 50 shades is womanporn in text, yolo is just annoying as piss, as are most things teen girls like (not necessarily women as stated below). The duckface, unbeknownst to teen girls, is rather hideous...
[ "Summary: school disciplinary systems are fucked up. bitch teacher suspended me.\"\n\nPost: Ha this is exactly what his comment said, I went to reply and it had been deleted already. \n I still [have the pic of the comment]( granted it's way shitty quality since i took a webcam photo of my phone, but here's what it...
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dxrngo
Generate the content for a reddit post Cystic breakout from Cerave, or ovulation???
Cerave ( this one , and I did get cystic breakouts, one in an unusual place from normal, the others around where I always do. I did not get any in an acne prone place that I also used it...and I'm ovulating...do you think it was result of using Cerave?...or an unfortunate coincidence? I'm kind of scared of it now...I'v...
Cerave ( this one , and I did get cystic breakouts, one in an unusual place from normal, the others around where I always do. I did not get any in an acne prone place that I also used it...and I'm ovulating...do you think it was result of using Cerave?...or an unfortunate coincidence? I'm kind of scared of it now...I'v...
[ "Summary: Physiologist noticed me shaking my legs. Pointed it out. Assessed me. Diagnosed. \n Edit: As for the quick diagnosis...I'm in Canada. Time was critical as I was failing work-required courses. Pushed for fast assessment. Meds given by GP. Will be referred to psychiatry (which can take more than a year wher...
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mojokabobo
Generate the content for a reddit post Picked up a hitchhiker who thought that Alan Greenspan had become a transvestite and was hiring spies to follow him.
So I tend to pick up hitchhikers a lot, because my dad used to tell me about his long hitchhiking journeys, so I've got a bit of a soft spot for helping people out like that. (for context, I'm in decent shape, male mid-20's, and keep a weapon on the left side of my driver seat) So anyways, I picked this hitchhiker up...
So I tend to pick up hitchhikers a lot, because my dad used to tell me about his long hitchhiking journeys, so I've got a bit of a soft spot for helping people out like that. (for context, I'm in decent shape, male mid-20's, and keep a weapon on the left side of my driver seat) So anyways, I picked this hitchhiker up...
[ "Summary: Simple supplies are much more effectively used in anti-riot-control situations. Bring a gun if you expect to get shot at, bring some 550 cord if you want to be an ingenuous prick.\n\nPost: I'm not opposed to advocating open carry, though you seem to be hinting a bit at the idea that there would be a need ...
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DJexs
Generate the content for a reddit post The boy never pointed the gun at the person you claim, your a stupid troll and I am done talking to you.
Can you not read either? Like I said in my previous statement HE DID NOT POINT HIS GUN AT THAT PERSON LET ALONE HIS HEAD. How stupid are you? he was talking to the person walking by and the gun was pointed two feet to the the left of the blurred person. Your a troll just trying to start shit in a bunch of different...
Can you not read either? Like I said in my previous statement HE DID NOT POINT HIS GUN AT THAT PERSON LET ALONE HIS HEAD. How stupid are you? he was talking to the person walking by and the gun was pointed two feet to the the left of the blurred person. Your a troll just trying to start shit in a bunch of different...
[ "Summary: recon ruin it in hardcore mode by playing on ez mode and getting one shot kills by capping people in the feet.\n\nPost: Bare min 50% of rush players will be using recon(at least on hardcore). They then wonder why they are incapable of winning, but they all refuse to leave the spawn, or hill outside the ...
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Cakeflourz
Generate the content for a reddit post English professor at a state university gave me a B- for a college-level essay, said it was too complex. I submit reworded middleschool paper next time, got an A-.
Reminds me of my first college level English course. The assignment was to write a 5 page paper on a essay we read the week before. The paper was suppose to be analytical, cite sources, no personal opinions, etc.. I wrote a solid 6.5 page paper. I had my parents (both of whom have graduate level degrees, in my dad's ...
Reminds me of my first college level English course. The assignment was to write a 5 page paper on a essay we read the week before. The paper was suppose to be analytical, cite sources, no personal opinions, etc.. I wrote a solid 6.5 page paper. I had my parents (both of whom have graduate level degrees, in my dad's ...
[ "Summary: Space Engineer's survival mode is like Minecraft's survival mode on 'peaceful'. Mining, but no enemies or hungry. That'll be added later. (well, enemies will anyway)\n\nPost: It does, but it might not be what you have in mind yet . In survival mode you have to mine resources to build new ships and statio...
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samuentaga
Generate the content for a reddit post Language is confusing.
There's a great novel called the Shack where God is personified as three people, two of which are women (and the last one is Jesus). It's one of the more interesting personifications of God in literature, although it has stirred some controversy among conservative Theologists (cause people are silly amirite?) Point b...
There's a great novel called the Shack where God is personified as three people, two of which are women (and the last one is Jesus). It's one of the more interesting personifications of God in literature, although it has stirred some controversy among conservative Theologists (cause people are silly amirite?) Point b...
[ "Summary: Ignore the plot, and forgive some weird mechanics, and you'll enjoy it for the most part. Definitely not worth full price, but for 15 euros, why not?\n\nPost: I got it for $13 (g2a.com plug) and I found it was worth it. It's a decent sandbox to mess around in, but the mechanics don't make sense in a lot o...
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Alix1723
Generate the content for a reddit post F35s have to be used differently from the jets you're used to. It IS harder to win a dogfight against a SU-35. EDIT: [Comparing the cockpits between the F35 and the SU-35](
So there's a lot of flak against the F35, being unwieldy in hover-mode, can't dogfight the SU-35, [cockpit too obscuring]( etc. and I was originally in that camp. But now, [with an hour of practice]( I've learned that you can't use the F35 as a direct replacement for either the standard jets or the helicopters; it's a ...
So there's a lot of flak against the F35, being unwieldy in hover-mode, can't dogfight the SU-35, [cockpit too obscuring]( etc. and I was originally in that camp. But now, [with an hour of practice]( I've learned that you can't use the F35 as a direct replacement for either the standard jets or the helicopters; it's a ...
[ "Summary: Get it on PC, join the master race.\n\nPost: PC player here: Never any trouble finding games, even in the early hours of the morning here in the UK (roughly 8PM - 4AM in North America), though you'll find the community is a bit more... caustic, since there's text chat, and people are oh so quick to whip o...
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DukeOfCrydee
Generate the content for a reddit post Friend put out cigar on his arm. I told dumb girl that it was a brown recluse spider bite. Panic ensues, dorm is closed and sprayed with chemicals.
This story took place at an upstate SUNY in September. My best friend got blackout one night with a group of "alpha" ROTC guys. Everyone decided to prove their manhood by doing something painful/extreme. Somebody voluntarily got kicked in the nuts, others were taking punches to the face; drunk jock college guy stuff...
This story took place at an upstate SUNY in September. My best friend got blackout one night with a group of "alpha" ROTC guys. Everyone decided to prove their manhood by doing something painful/extreme. Somebody voluntarily got kicked in the nuts, others were taking punches to the face; drunk jock college guy stuff...
[ "Summary: I'm not gay.\n\nPost: I like to hang out in my room naked. One day my mom walks in unannounced while I'm watching Pulp Fiction on my computer. Of course, at that precise moment, Marcellus Wallace is being raped by Zed. She immediately closed the door and didn't speak a word. \n The next day, I come hom...
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IAmASolipsist
Generate the content for a reddit post Cardevitoraphicticia is completely wrong about admin/death panel issue and you were shadowbanned because you're the type of person that thinks it's okay to not follow the rules set in place by the community just because you have found a way to circumvent them. You are not a hero ...
Folks, please stop gilding this website until they fix some of their fundamental problems. You're just rewarding bad behavior. ...not to mention the benefits of being gilded are completely worthless. What's up next Sir Studsalot? Bandwidth is cheap so they really don't need much money to run the website at all? The...
Folks, please stop gilding this website until they fix some of their fundamental problems. You're just rewarding bad behavior. ...not to mention the benefits of being gilded are completely worthless. What's up next Sir Studsalot? Bandwidth is cheap so they really don't need much money to run the website at all? The...
[ "Summary: One of the most unique puzzle or platformer games I've played.\n\nPost: No Time to Explain! \n Holy shit, play this game now. It's kind of a farce on time travel. You start in your living room when you from the future blasts through your wall and says \"There's no time to explain, you have to save the f...
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Orbitrix
Generate the content for a reddit post Sit down, smoke a joint, and put on Plug's "Drum n' Bass for Papa" at least once in your life. It's one of the greatest musical efforts ever made, regardless of genre.
1) Plug (Luke Vibert) 2) Plug (Luke Vibert) 3) Plug (Luke Vibert) 4) Plug (Luke Vibert) 5) Amen Andrews (Luke Vibert) (note: please notice the tongue in my cheek) Luke made a mockery out of the entire genre by practically inventing it, and absolutely dominating the concept of "electronic drum and bass music" with...
1) Plug (Luke Vibert) 2) Plug (Luke Vibert) 3) Plug (Luke Vibert) 4) Plug (Luke Vibert) 5) Amen Andrews (Luke Vibert) (note: please notice the tongue in my cheek) Luke made a mockery out of the entire genre by practically inventing it, and absolutely dominating the concept of "electronic drum and bass music" with...
[ "Summary: DO IT , responsibly with much research and good intent.\n\nPost: It gets bad reviews because it is legal, so it ends up in the hands of tons of inexperienced users who do not know what they are getting into. Typically Salvia doesn't come with a \"how to manual\" when sold in headshops, but it really shou...
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That_Frog_Kurtis
Generate the content for a reddit post Yes you need a license for any Firearm. A basic license will allow you to get most hunting rifles and shotguns. Hunting is popular.
Right, here is the dope on firearms in NZ. You need a licence to buy any sort of firearm in NZ, and (pre-charged air rifles as well). There are different categories (endorsements) of licence for different categories of weapons An "A" category license is the basic licence. You do a safety course, pass a multi-guess ...
Right, here is the dope on firearms in NZ. You need a licence to buy any sort of firearm in NZ, and (pre-charged air rifles as well). There are different categories (endorsements) of licence for different categories of weapons An "A" category license is the basic licence. You do a safety course, pass a multi-guess ...
[ "Summary: the best advise I can give you is figure out what sort of hunting you will be doing, and practice that with your plinking and get a good quality scope to suit that sort of shooting.\n\nPost: Oh man. That's a hard question to answer. \n What sort of plinking do you want to do? \n \n Just blasting away at c...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Elephants in the conservation centre = good, elephants elsewhere being used to get tourists money = DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY.
There is no need to put this in a negative light. It may look barbaric to you but please try to put it in perspective. The way the poor farmers treat elephants is pretty barbaric and traumatizing for the elephants.. but the article is blasting the Thai Elephant Conservation Center which is actually doing a good job o...
There is no need to put this in a negative light. It may look barbaric to you but please try to put it in perspective. The way the poor farmers treat elephants is pretty barbaric and traumatizing for the elephants.. but the article is blasting the Thai Elephant Conservation Center which is actually doing a good job o...
[ "Summary: X amount of hop boiled for Y time will have utilization Z.. wort gravity is utterly irrelevant to this.\n\nPost: I'm sorry, I got into a long discussion about this in another thread. But sugars in the wort don't change hop utilization (it's an oversimplified myth that contemporary brewing literature dispr...
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Erik618
Generate the content for a reddit post The accuracy of the Hamilton could be better.
Hamilton Day-Date holds a Standard grade ETA 2824-2 > Standard > - adjusted in 2 positions: CH and 6H (click HERE for details on positional timekeeping terminology) > - average daily rate: +/- 12 seconds > - maximum positional variation: 30 seconds > - isochronism between 0 and 24 hours: +/- 20 seconds > Top > ...
Hamilton Day-Date holds a Standard grade ETA 2824-2 > Standard > - adjusted in 2 positions: CH and 6H (click HERE for details on positional timekeeping terminology) > - average daily rate: +/- 12 seconds > - maximum positional variation: 30 seconds > - isochronism between 0 and 24 hours: +/- 20 seconds > Top > ...
[ "Summary: You'd have to be stupid not to buy this game. Maybe not this exact deal, but eventually. I spent 180+ hours my first playthrough (2x ME2). Loved every second of it. \n EDIt. 6/9/13 for personal reference. Conker's Bad Fur Day\n\nPost: I was late to the Trilogy. I'm glad I waited, and sad I had't played ...
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CoolHandMike
Generate the content for a reddit post imho, people who read are better equipped in the long run.
Here ya go. Granted, I'm a full time undergrad at 35, but I have read a helluva lot in my life even compared to other undergrads. In order to illustrate what follows, here is a little story from my first day of LIT this summer. Prof: "Raise your hands. Who here reads a book once every six months?" Some hands go dow...
Here ya go. Granted, I'm a full time undergrad at 35, but I have read a helluva lot in my life even compared to other undergrads. In order to illustrate what follows, here is a little story from my first day of LIT this summer. Prof: "Raise your hands. Who here reads a book once every six months?" Some hands go dow...
[ "Summary: don't be a bitch about it. Yes to coming here and venting about it. No to being that miserable bastard at work who brings everyone else down.\n\nPost: As someone who must work 50 hours/week or receive disciplinary action, I feel your pain. On one hand, I was told up front that 50-hour work-weeks are the n...
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slockley
Generate the content for a reddit post I have demonstrated not only that, logically speaking, the concept of God's existence is not only possible, but likely. I further elaborated on a reasonable picture of the nature of God. I welcome your criticisms and counterarguments.
As with all logic, the existence or non-existence of God hangs on some assumptions. Here are mine: The universe exists. The universe has physical limits. The second Law of Thermodynamics (2nd Law) can be taken as true until a single counterexample can be found. The rule of cause-and-effect applies outside th...
As with all logic, the existence or non-existence of God hangs on some assumptions. Here are mine: The universe exists. The universe has physical limits. The second Law of Thermodynamics (2nd Law) can be taken as true until a single counterexample can be found. The rule of cause-and-effect applies outside th...
[ "Summary: In light of the total depravity of man, Justice and Mercy are not in conflict.\n\nPost: I don't think there is a contradiction there, for a couple of reasons, but I totally understand why it appears that way. Seems like God is telling us to love sinners, yet God has repeatedly used the elements of nature...
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dssx
Generate the content for a reddit post Been there too. Therapy really helped me. There is always hope.
I've been there. There was a time when I had lost my sense of self. I had lost my ambition and my dreams. I let myself succumb to living in fear, fear of failure. That fear led me to begin down a path of being extremely passive and reactive to circumstances in life. I became a slave to fear and to whatever drama was go...
I've been there. There was a time when I had lost my sense of self. I had lost my ambition and my dreams. I let myself succumb to living in fear, fear of failure. That fear led me to begin down a path of being extremely passive and reactive to circumstances in life. I became a slave to fear and to whatever drama was go...
[ "Summary: Relax reddit, advising middle and high-schoolers to wait on sex isn't going to set back the evolutionary clock, and it might just prevent a lot of emotional baggage.\n\nPost: The title is a little over the top, but from reading the site and having heard of similar events, the event seems to be accomplishi...
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jmcstar
Generate the content for a reddit post Woke up in some random family's house, in a pile of their laundry, with a barber's razor in my pocket. Scared the shit out of them.
I've told this story before, but basically I woke up in a pile of laundry on some random family's couch. I opened my eyes to them all eating breakfast. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, so I went back to sleep. Woke up again, I was still there! I emerged from the laundry pile and said "hello?" The wife scream...
I've told this story before, but basically I woke up in a pile of laundry on some random family's couch. I opened my eyes to them all eating breakfast. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, so I went back to sleep. Woke up again, I was still there! I emerged from the laundry pile and said "hello?" The wife scream...
[ "Summary: Employee brings chocolate covered rabbit poop into office in easter basket. Ladies in the office all eat it up while he is on vacation. \n EDIT: he received 30-day paid suspension\n\nPost: In a Customer Service center, which is made up of mostly women, this one male Representative made himself an enemy ...
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Imjusthigh
Generate the content for a reddit post Joining a corporation, even without the extent of corporate personhood they currently enjoy, would not result in the loss of any constitutional right by any American. Also, the idea that it is de facto unconstitutional to deprive corporations of personhood is absolutely absurd and...
This has happened before, and it took 20 years before Citizen's United came along to overturn it.]( The idea that corporations, innately, have the same rights as individual people is found absolutely nowhere. Each of the individuals who make up the company still have all their rights. It's not like you give up your c...
This has happened before, and it took 20 years before Citizen's United came along to overturn it.]( The idea that corporations, innately, have the same rights as individual people is found absolutely nowhere. Each of the individuals who make up the company still have all their rights. It's not like you give up your c...
[ "Summary: I had a similar experience with a similar mindset coming out but fucked it up and hate that I wasted that drive to improve myself.\n\nPost: He wanted to quit cigarettes and eat healthier. \n Hold him to this. \n I went through something similar. After a long, long ordeal in the hospital I hadn't eaten o...
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kevinsyel
Generate the content for a reddit post I led a revolt.
I was a tutor in a tech-oriented college. One of those Student-work positions you keep until you graduate. Originally I was recommended by one of my English professors for my writing style and attention to detail (read bullshit) when writing essays. I was asked to see the Dean of general education who hired me on the s...
I was a tutor in a tech-oriented college. One of those Student-work positions you keep until you graduate. Originally I was recommended by one of my English professors for my writing style and attention to detail (read bullshit) when writing essays. I was asked to see the Dean of general education who hired me on the s...
[ "Summary: bad joke is bad but rules weren't broken\n\nPost: hmm... I think that's stretching rule 1's definition a tad... Gabe Newell is clearly gaming related. It's not a meme, or a reaction GIF. \n That said, he's holding 3 fingers up, which helps to aid the joke. \n I'd accept \"This joke is stupid and I hate it...
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el3r9
Generate the content for a reddit post No reason. It is what it is.
To answer the question in the title, they're not in the nominative. Grammarians identify them exactly as you'd expect, that they're in the accusative and they should be بعدا or قبلا , etc. However because of the discrepancy between the logical rules and the text (remember that Grammar was based on the Quran, not the...
To answer the question in the title, they're not in the nominative. Grammarians identify them exactly as you'd expect, that they're in the accusative and they should be بعدا or قبلا , etc. However because of the discrepancy between the logical rules and the text (remember that Grammar was based on the Quran, not the...
[ "Summary: there is more to anthems than badass imagery.\n\nPost: Nah. They're shit. \n Ali al-Tantawi wrote a scathing review of the lyrics and how they're completely unworkable for a national anthem. Problem is I looked for it a lot and couldnt find it online. \n ِAll I found was [this excerpt]( \n > \nيقول علي ال...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Discuss Lucian.
With the whole idea that Lucian has great burst, lane trading and siege potential. Is Lucian going to be stronger and take over certain ADC's in S4? The main I'm thinking of is Corki - High burst, poke damage and lane pressure. Since Corki has been nerfed (I've been playing him less after the nerf, due to the fact th...
With the whole idea that Lucian has great burst, lane trading and siege potential. Is Lucian going to be stronger and take over certain ADC's in S4? The main I'm thinking of is Corki - High burst, poke damage and lane pressure. Since Corki has been nerfed (I've been playing him less after the nerf, due to the fact th...
[ "Summary: Can't Twitch's 'Gangster' skin be a 'Mafia' skin to fit into the theme with the other ADC skins that MF & Graves have?\n\nPost: With the Mafia skins, is Twitch considered one of them, even though his skin is called 'Gangster Twitch', though, wouldn't it be better to have it as 'Mafia Twitch' since it is k...
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Generate the content for a reddit post In my opinion we collectively believe that the future is going to suck in many ways, but can still help the next generation overcome it and become better than us.
Not necessarily. I think with uncertain economic stability, threat of climate change, and emerging Superpowers to increase political tension. We are seeing an uncertain future. At the same time, with the rapid advancement of technology, the growing fields of engineering and development, and the research of all the po...
Not necessarily. I think with uncertain economic stability, threat of climate change, and emerging Superpowers to increase political tension. We are seeing an uncertain future. At the same time, with the rapid advancement of technology, the growing fields of engineering and development, and the research of all the po...
[ "Summary: I don't consider Human standards to be the end-all for for judging God.\n\nPost: I never understand why Atheists feel God must be judged by human limitations. To me it seems like they fall into the same folly as Creationists when they argue \"If evolution is real then why are there still monkeys?\" \n And...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Eniola darling I love yu
I hate it when people do this on an App that I am looking at. God forbid that you actually use it for what it is created for. I think that the best one was a guy giving an music player a bad review becuase it would not open a video file. WTF people.
I hate it when people do this on an App that I am looking at. God forbid that you actually use it for what it is created for. I think that the best one was a guy giving an music player a bad review becuase it would not open a video file. WTF people.
[ "Summary: Programing a remote, the caller was talking into the remote and trying to press the buttons on the phone.\n\nPost: I think that the best one of these calls I got was when I was asked to help program a remote. After a moment of rustling around the caller's voice was really distant and he kept telling me t...
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Generate the content for a reddit post magic dispels Force, but Force can't dispel magic?
Keeping the other replies to your comment in mind, would the Force be able to influence the others' magic (i.e. block, redirect, etc.)? The basic vibe I'm getting is that the Force is an energy, which I agree with, but what about magic users? Just from a basic thought experiment, I would think spells like expeliramus...
Keeping the other replies to your comment in mind, would the Force be able to influence the others' magic (i.e. block, redirect, etc.)? The basic vibe I'm getting is that the Force is an energy, which I agree with, but what about magic users? Just from a basic thought experiment, I would think spells like expeliramus...
[ "Summary: Lame team but makes for an interesting good, bad, and ugly set up\n\nPost: Boba Fett (Star Wars Legends) \nRick Deckard (Blade Runner) \nJohn Marston (Red Dead Redemption) \n By no means are these the best bounty hunters, just some of my favorite characters that are also bounty hunters. \n Probably not mu...
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GeeJo
Generate the content for a reddit post Deconstruction highlights audience assumptions about a genre by creating a work where most of the expected elements are conspicuously absent or inverted by "playing them straight". It does this to explore how things fall apart once the unquestioned standards are gone. There's a sc...
The basic idea is that, over time, particular genres will naturally start to accrue their own sets of conventions and tropes. Most of these come about from new works deliberately copying successful examples from the past in the hopes of recapturing the magic. Eventually, audiences start to expect those tropes, withou...
The basic idea is that, over time, particular genres will naturally start to accrue their own sets of conventions and tropes. Most of these come about from new works deliberately copying successful examples from the past in the hopes of recapturing the magic. Eventually, audiences start to expect those tropes, withou...
[ "Summary: You have two choices: \n \n Let the poor starve. Historically, this tends to end in violence. \n \n Give food to the poor. Paid for by businesses either directly (minimum wage) or through a government intermediary (taxation => social benefit programs). Usually a mixture of the two. But if it's done reall...
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Generate the content for a reddit post CannibalCow was speaking in generalities. The standard of proof for general claims on the Internet is radically lower than a scholarly work. Don't be a dick. [I love you]( Stay in school. Be a good lawyer. Never throw your baby, even at a burglar.
There's a time and a place to ask for citations, that time can certainly be now. There's also a time and a place to be a cock about it, and this is not that time. If you're going to bring up the fact that you're a law student, you're doing it so you have some air of authority. I'm willing to indulge that, but only if...
There's a time and a place to ask for citations, that time can certainly be now. There's also a time and a place to be a cock about it, and this is not that time. If you're going to bring up the fact that you're a law student, you're doing it so you have some air of authority. I'm willing to indulge that, but only if...
[ "Summary: Alligators can digest a turtle's shell\n\nPost: I'd beg to differ, because it doesn't contribute to the discussion. You shouldn't downvote someone you disagree with, rather you should downvote unproductive comments. Replying to an unproductive comment simply to tell the poster it wasn't productive isn't v...
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Generate the content for a reddit post dog goes crazy, we hear someone on the deck, turns out a mentally retarded neighbor got caught in the rain on his walk and thought my deck was a good place to hold up.
A few months ago at about 11pm my wife and I are sitting in the living room watching TV and our dog just started to go nuts, barking, running around, jumping up on furniture. Usually she gets like this when someone comes to the door or if she see's a squirrel or cat outside. Well it's dark and we didn't have any outs...
A few months ago at about 11pm my wife and I are sitting in the living room watching TV and our dog just started to go nuts, barking, running around, jumping up on furniture. Usually she gets like this when someone comes to the door or if she see's a squirrel or cat outside. Well it's dark and we didn't have any outs...
[ "Summary: ticketing officer didn't show for court, judge tried to adjourn, I request dismissal of tickets for me and ten people that was granted.\n\nPost: In court for trial one time had the officer not show up. There was about ten people and I waiting for this guy. The judge waited until the end giving this guy ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Unlocks take long, be patient. Reload hand cannon gear. Character with stability / reload perks are great. Medium range cause shotguns. Aim down the sight more often then not. Battle recovery and speed is king. Sniper secondary. I'm sure I've missed s...
I've had this hand cannon for about 2 weeks, switched to it when I got it and haven't put it down. Here are some tips from a humble user who has hours of leveled pvp play with this gun. 1. Be patient, the 2 unlocks (perfect balance and last word) take forever to get to. You will get last word unlock first and wil...
I've had this hand cannon for about 2 weeks, switched to it when I got it and haven't put it down. Here are some tips from a humble user who has hours of leveled pvp play with this gun. 1. Be patient, the 2 unlocks (perfect balance and last word) take forever to get to. You will get last word unlock first and wil...
[ "Summary: Swordbearers should countdown for rockets, is this micro management? Who's on first?\n\nPost: I like to tell sword bearers to please give a better preparation to firing rockets than, \"ROCKETS!! or SHOOT!\" \n I ask them to give a countdown, like \"3,2,1, Fire.\" \nIt helps alot for everyone, as not ev...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Comcast's everything sucks, this includes their customer service, and no one should be blamed for not calling their worthless hotline.
I can say with confidence that you have never, ever gone through Comcast's customer service routine before. Here's how it goes: You dial in, an automated service asks you where you have or want service (starting with area code, of course!) You dial these things in, 555-867-5309, then you're asked for your last 4 di...
I can say with confidence that you have never, ever gone through Comcast's customer service routine before. Here's how it goes: You dial in, an automated service asks you where you have or want service (starting with area code, of course!) You dial these things in, 555-867-5309, then you're asked for your last 4 di...
[ "Summary: a broken system forces a lot of Americans into becoming soldiers- not a fervor for civilian blood.\n\nPost: Try putting yourself in each party's shoes before judging them, it's easy. \n Party A- \"fatcat\" people. Their own personal sphere of influence is so large, that they get to decide whether an entir...
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Generate the content for a reddit post you have lots of options.
Micro-brewed root beer. Although that won't help you with the money-saving thing, it's SO GOOD, and you get that "omg delicious American-owned small-business" thing that microbrewed beers have, without the alcohol. If you want something super-refreshing but fairly strong-tasting and DEFINITELY likely to clear out you...
Micro-brewed root beer. Although that won't help you with the money-saving thing, it's SO GOOD, and you get that "omg delicious American-owned small-business" thing that microbrewed beers have, without the alcohol. If you want something super-refreshing but fairly strong-tasting and DEFINITELY likely to clear out you...
[ "Summary: Normal\" people certainly can have discomfort about other people's consensual sex, but mature people get over it. (Whether or not maturity is the norm is anyone's guess.)\n\nPost: Natural\" is something that's rather hard to define. I would say that something that's learned through observation can be co...
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Generate the content for a reddit post they were monsters
Psychic was extremely strong in Gen 1 mostly due to a lack of counters. There was no Dark type (at all), no relevant Bug type moves (Pin Missile anyone?), and Gengar was the only Ghost type (and he has a Psychic weakness). In addition, Special Attack and Defense were the same stat, and Psychic types are known for havin...
Psychic was extremely strong in Gen 1 mostly due to a lack of counters. There was no Dark type (at all), no relevant Bug type moves (Pin Missile anyone?), and Gengar was the only Ghost type (and he has a Psychic weakness). In addition, Special Attack and Defense were the same stat, and Psychic types are known for havin...
[ "Summary: 252/252 is suboptimal for Charizard-Y in most cases.\n\nPost: You're going to want a different spread on Yzard. He has the potential to hit absurdly hard in the sun without special attack investment and doesn't get a whole lot out of sitting at max Speed. It's generally better to invest in some bulk, as h...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Mycelium on my phone, Ledger Nano on my keychain, and a 12 word list for Electrum on Tails in my head.
It depends on the type of phone you have, the balances you have or plan to keep, whether or not and the ways you plan to spend BTC and how paranoid you are about having your BTC stolen. I, too, have an Android and I love Mycelium. We've heard from numerous people that BreadWallet is the way to go on iOS. Both are gre...
It depends on the type of phone you have, the balances you have or plan to keep, whether or not and the ways you plan to spend BTC and how paranoid you are about having your BTC stolen. I, too, have an Android and I love Mycelium. We've heard from numerous people that BreadWallet is the way to go on iOS. Both are gre...
[ "Summary: Thanks for validating its legitimacy, but you may wish to do a lot more than adding a link in your CSS to a plain, single deposit address. It's a start, though!\n\nPost: Thank you for stopping by to vouch for the page, much appreciated. It seems the \"Donate\" link at the top leads to your off-site donati...
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Generate the content for a reddit post 1) We can't chug potions because of potion sickness. 2) I think there could be another mechanic of potions.
Probably not the case with D3, but some other games explain this phenomenon as "potion sickness". In some fantasy lores, potions aren't biological compounds, like a mix of EGF and whatnot that force molecular reparation of scars, they're arcane spells in liquid format that restates your being to "normal" condition, i.e...
Probably not the case with D3, but some other games explain this phenomenon as "potion sickness". In some fantasy lores, potions aren't biological compounds, like a mix of EGF and whatnot that force molecular reparation of scars, they're arcane spells in liquid format that restates your being to "normal" condition, i.e...
[ "Summary: I call BS.\n\nPost: I support that theory. Even though at the 2m 55s link below, you can see the difference between a player at normal speed and one at hack speed, I noticed that the death popup doesn't stay the same amount of time in two cases. Compare these 2 death notifiers: \n [Both players are hackin...
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Generate the content for a reddit post No, tapping buttons while trying to capture pokemon doesn't do anything.
Pressing buttons does nothing. In the first generation, the chance of capture was an algorithm: If a Master Ball is used, the Pokémon is caught. If a Poké Ball is used, generate a random number from 0 to 255. If a Great Ball is used, generate a random number from 0 to 200. Otherwise (i.e. an Ultra Ball is use...
Pressing buttons does nothing. In the first generation, the chance of capture was an algorithm: If a Master Ball is used, the Pokémon is caught. If a Poké Ball is used, generate a random number from 0 to 255. If a Great Ball is used, generate a random number from 0 to 200. Otherwise (i.e. an Ultra Ball is use...
[ "Summary: Obama is openly stating that he wants to prioritize treatment and prevention over criminalization. That's one step better than we've had, and it's a lot more similar to those European countries that everyone on Reddit likes to orgasm about. People on here seem to be complaining that this drug policy isn...
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Generate the content for a reddit post My luck sucks. This server is nuts, and I love it. You guys rock. Thanks again dmz2112. Question: Where is the feature request vote at? I saw the link in game last night and forgot the url if someone could hook me up I appreciate it. Edit: misspelling
Dear SMP Redditors, First let me start by saying I have never had so much fun screwing myself into 4 hours of sleep before work in life. Not even ten minutes into the server and all ready I was raped (twice) by a roaming band of diamond armor club wielding thugs. Apparently there is no room for the "mice" to scurry, ...
Dear SMP Redditors, First let me start by saying I have never had so much fun screwing myself into 4 hours of sleep before work in life. Not even ten minutes into the server and all ready I was raped (twice) by a roaming band of diamond armor club wielding thugs. Apparently there is no room for the "mice" to scurry, ...
[ "Summary: This bill is about meat and poultry inspection, not about legalizing horse slaughter; Mandated by the federal government; Don't get your panties in a bunch.\n\nPost: I for one support the measure. This bill to create a state level meat and poultry inspection program as mandated by the federal government...
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Generate the content for a reddit post It doesn't happen that much in the scope of the story. When it does happen, it is not futile or it makes sense in context EDIT: spelling and adding
About the sheer amount of sex that happens in the books. I do no think is that much in respect to other things. I joked in my other comment about the obsession Martin has with descripting food, but that's funny only because it's true. Never mind that, though, we're here to talk about the sex and the fact that it do...
About the sheer amount of sex that happens in the books. I do no think is that much in respect to other things. I joked in my other comment about the obsession Martin has with descripting food, but that's funny only because it's true. Never mind that, though, we're here to talk about the sex and the fact that it do...
[ "Summary: Sex, rape, incest and breast feeding happen in ASOIAF. You highlighted it, then ignored the rest of the ~4000 pages and called it \"some rotund sixty-four old man sexual fantasy\" \n EDIT: Spelling and adding the Statutory rape bit\n\nPost: SPOILERS AHEAD \n I do not understand how you come to the conclus...
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MrLKK
Generate the content for a reddit post Awesome episode and personal hypotheses
This episode was fantastic! I loved it. There was so much information and possible hypotheses to hold me over. Did Beth unintentionally kill Carol with the wrong medicine? Will Sasha be okay? How will the negotiations go between Rick and Dawn now that Bob 2.0 had escaped? The shit is Gabriel doing? How will the interac...
This episode was fantastic! I loved it. There was so much information and possible hypotheses to hold me over. Did Beth unintentionally kill Carol with the wrong medicine? Will Sasha be okay? How will the negotiations go between Rick and Dawn now that Bob 2.0 had escaped? The shit is Gabriel doing? How will the interac...
[ "Summary: Pissed my snow pants in front of the power rangers\n\nPost: The first dream I can remember having. \n I was somewhere around 6 years old and the power rangers were the shit, I absolutely fucking loved the power rangers. This dream takes place in a big empty world where the landscape is just a plain that g...
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com2kid
Generate the content for a reddit post He forgot about poor people.
Ugh, there is a large problem underlying all of this. So from what I can tell, the primary argument is that if you have a city with sprawl around it, and in the nearest sprawl you build a park and ride lot that takes people who would have driven into the city and instead encourages them to go to the P&R and now bus i...
Ugh, there is a large problem underlying all of this. So from what I can tell, the primary argument is that if you have a city with sprawl around it, and in the nearest sprawl you build a park and ride lot that takes people who would have driven into the city and instead encourages them to go to the P&R and now bus i...
[ "Summary: rose colored glasses are AWESOME, so keep a pair well polished. :D \n [1] For most people, a very small % of the population is blessed and will stay in that first blissful stage for the entirety of a relationship! \n [2] This is a general statement applicable to all humans.\n\nPost: I'm also in the states...
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Poolboy24
Generate the content for a reddit post Give it your all, try to stay under the radar, and remember, in 8 weeks you'll be part of the world's greatest Air Force!
Ex enlisted going through ROTC here, your gonna be nervous, everyone is. Best advice I can give you: 1.Practice your marching, reporting statement and basic knowledge. You'll all suck at this, but if you get a head start now you will be more likely not to be "that guy" Don't be "that guy". Basic training is all a...
Ex enlisted going through ROTC here, your gonna be nervous, everyone is. Best advice I can give you: 1.Practice your marching, reporting statement and basic knowledge. You'll all suck at this, but if you get a head start now you will be more likely not to be "that guy" Don't be "that guy". Basic training is all a...
[ "Summary: Go out on a quiet snowy night and listen to the wind. Its life changing.\n\nPost: As someone who lives in Miami, I dearly miss those nights. I used to love especially camping in the woods near Saratoga, where there was a particular campsite that had a hill clearing. I remember wandering from the camp as a...
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xSGAx
Generate the content for a reddit post Don't be sad. Enjoy your single freedoms! Once you're attached that's it, so have your fun and settle down on your own terms. Edit: f you iPhone autotype
Why does it scare you, though? I'm in your boat also. I'm 29 and I've had a gf for 3 years. However, we're long distance, but we've made it work. I've felt just like you have. I know I'm in it now, but, it I were single, I wouldn't be scared. My advice for the "scared" would be this: work out, take care of yourself...
Why does it scare you, though? I'm in your boat also. I'm 29 and I've had a gf for 3 years. However, we're long distance, but we've made it work. I've felt just like you have. I know I'm in it now, but, it I were single, I wouldn't be scared. My advice for the "scared" would be this: work out, take care of yourself...
[ "Summary: watch the Gangland episode. I'm sure it's still on YouTube\n\nPost: If you're interested, History Channel does a series called Gangland in which they spotlight a specific gang in the US. \n On one episode, they highlighted the Southside Locos of S. OKC. In the episode, they document how the South Side has...
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seabeehusband
Generate the content for a reddit post This shit does happens and this is another story.
Actually my wife and I went to trade in some of my kids older games that they didn't want anymore, bear in mind this is the woman who threw out my perfectally good xbox because "I didn't play it anymore" about 3 years ago, and she was going to accept the crap amount they were going to give and I told her I could get be...
Actually my wife and I went to trade in some of my kids older games that they didn't want anymore, bear in mind this is the woman who threw out my perfectally good xbox because "I didn't play it anymore" about 3 years ago, and she was going to accept the crap amount they were going to give and I told her I could get be...
[ "Summary: My dreams rock sometimes/sometimes they scare the shit out of me.\n\nPost: If this wasn't so close to my dreams already. I feel pain and fear, and in some of my dreams I can fly, though it is mostly like floating wherever I want to go. Yesterday I was trapped on the top floor of a tall office visit with...
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Deviathan
Generate the content for a reddit post Early level stories are better than late game story. I actually like a few of the characters, and its decent for an MMO story, not great.
I think people are overly critical of it, however it really does fall off in the end. Some of the best storytelling moments happen in levels 1-30 (Your actual personal parts of your story, before everyone travels the same path). Overall I thought it was decent MMO fare, a step above most others on the market (granted...
I think people are overly critical of it, however it really does fall off in the end. Some of the best storytelling moments happen in levels 1-30 (Your actual personal parts of your story, before everyone travels the same path). Overall I thought it was decent MMO fare, a step above most others on the market (granted...
[ "Summary: You can trade in game money for the cash shop currency and vice versa, but the more people do of one type of trade, the more expensive it becomes, while the opposite trade becomes cheaper.\n\nPost: GW2 has a system where their NX equivalent (gems) can be converted directly into gold, and gold can be conve...
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Generate the content for a reddit post There is no money tree. Whether investing directly into the currency, or via hardware, the prospect will not pay out its potential without a similar investment of time and work/research.
But to be fair, what was the value of your Doge earnings prior to the ASIC influx? I respect that you held your coins (unless I misunderstood and you dumped them), but bemoaning the loss of value when the potential was there to cash out at a higher price somewhat negates (IMO) the complaint. If part of being a good i...
But to be fair, what was the value of your Doge earnings prior to the ASIC influx? I respect that you held your coins (unless I misunderstood and you dumped them), but bemoaning the loss of value when the potential was there to cash out at a higher price somewhat negates (IMO) the complaint. If part of being a good i...
[ "Summary: In a few days, the amount of coins that can be mined from any block will be cut in half. This may cause an increase in value. It may not. But in case it does, it may be worthwhile to mine/buy as many coins now before the value (hopefully) increases.\n\nPost: Every 100,000 blocks the block reward is reduce...
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ryansouth21
Generate the content for a reddit post safe sex is the best sex. Also single-partner safe sex is even better sex.
Certain STD's go into remission, and with proper safety (condoms) and taking your medicine, as far as I know you can have sex without a high risk of transmission. This really only works for herpes and other "smaller" STD's. With HIV/AIDS, in most civilized countries we have an extremely high success rate of allowin...
Certain STD's go into remission, and with proper safety (condoms) and taking your medicine, as far as I know you can have sex without a high risk of transmission. This really only works for herpes and other "smaller" STD's. With HIV/AIDS, in most civilized countries we have an extremely high success rate of allowin...
[ "Summary: seek help. please.\n\nPost: There's not much to say. I know you people will view it as sick, and it very well may be, but it's a fact. I'll be bored or I'll catch sight of some animal and I'll immediately imagine myself squeezing it, poking it, drowning it. Drowning is especially prevalent, it is what I f...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Fetus are people, early/mid term abortion is allowed, but no late term.
Why then if I punch a woman and cause her to miscarry, I will end up being charged with murder instead of assault? Fetus's are people. But, just because they are people does not mean they get to use someone's body without that persons consent. So the only question remaining is if consent can be taken away? And in ...
Why then if I punch a woman and cause her to miscarry, I will end up being charged with murder instead of assault? Fetus's are people. But, just because they are people does not mean they get to use someone's body without that persons consent. So the only question remaining is if consent can be taken away? And in ...
[ "Summary: I see this reducing rape, sexual violence, and child molestation. That sounds like a good thing in my book.\n\nPost: And this is a problem? In fact, I see it as a solution to a different problem. You have people who rape because they want sex without consent. This is wrong because it harms other peopl...
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SirNarwhal
Generate the content for a reddit post Last commenter didn't actually read my post.
Actually no, this isn't an issue for me, but is an issue for many. I, like most gamers have all 3 systems, so I can play whatever I want and I do, but for many people they can only afford one system and they're going to buy a Nintendo because that's what they've always bought. These families aren't going to buy a secon...
Actually no, this isn't an issue for me, but is an issue for many. I, like most gamers have all 3 systems, so I can play whatever I want and I do, but for many people they can only afford one system and they're going to buy a Nintendo because that's what they've always bought. These families aren't going to buy a secon...
[ "Summary: Yes, you are going way overboard.\n\nPost: Jesus Christ your doctors are making you go WAY too far and actually potentially harming you in the process. I'm actually kind of shocked. Your doctors aren't even on the paranoid side, they've full fledged gone off the deep end. \n First off, I take public trans...
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zInk2350219
Generate the content for a reddit post Losing weight showed your hidden length.
Once the belly is gone.. that big hump that used to obscure your penis is gone so of course it looks huge! Also, losing 25% body fat means you lost that little glob of fat by your pelvis which effectively means that hidden inch is now showing making it seem slightly bigger too. :) Congratz.
Once the belly is gone.. that big hump that used to obscure your penis is gone so of course it looks huge! Also, losing 25% body fat means you lost that little glob of fat by your pelvis which effectively means that hidden inch is now showing making it seem slightly bigger too. :) Congratz.
[ "Summary: It ain't because you're Asian you dingaling. It's because you've got so many other deep-rooted issues you're refusing to accept and deal with. \n Done.\n\nPost: So, I wasn't going to say anything but this post really struck a cord with me. \n This subreddit, although it has a lot of potential, really just...
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Generate the content for a reddit post What do you guys think? I visit for New Year's and he visits 1.5-2.5 weeks after I leave, then potentially not going to see each other until March, or he visits mid Jan, I miss his birthday and New Year's, but maybe I can visit in late February and late March.
The boy is a law student and his schedule isn't very generous, and he's really family oriented so he's leery of taking time away from family this winter break. We'll see each other for six glorious days during Thanksgiving Break, after that he won't have any time off until Dec 23, and we both want to spend Christmas wi...
The boy is a law student and his schedule isn't very generous, and he's really family oriented so he's leery of taking time away from family this winter break. We'll see each other for six glorious days during Thanksgiving Break, after that he won't have any time off until Dec 23, and we both want to spend Christmas wi...
[ "Summary: Men want to fuck women. Women are more likely to want a little more than fucking.\n\nPost: The actual study and similar studies did not find positive increases that dramatic correlated to income. There was definitely a correlation. However, would you look at an attractive woman differently if you knew her...
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Generate the content for a reddit post don't talk shit about things you don't have first-hand experience with. ADD medication is really, really useful.
Innocent question here: Do you have ADD/ADHD, and have you consequently taken medication for it? Because I have ADHD. And that medication is the most useful thing. I have trouble thinking without it. One of my prime examples was that I couldn't remember the name for paper towels for 10 minutes. When off my medicati...
Innocent question here: Do you have ADD/ADHD, and have you consequently taken medication for it? Because I have ADHD. And that medication is the most useful thing. I have trouble thinking without it. One of my prime examples was that I couldn't remember the name for paper towels for 10 minutes. When off my medicati...
[ "Summary: SOME PEOPLE \n Edit: So, I've been informed that I'm apparently an asshole, and that pedestrians have the right of way. I don't believe that DC has sidewalk laws, though.\n\nPost: Especially while I'm biking, omg \n Apparently, it's RUDE to ask them to move out of the way. There was one old man who refuse...
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Generate the content for a reddit post got thrown out of PC world for stopping an almost certain £1,800+ sale of junk to an old couple.
Not quite as dramatic as most of these, but I managed to get myself thrown out of a PC world. Was in there to buy an 'emergency' cat5 cable and overheard an elderly couple being upsold a piece of junk PC for their grandson who was 'very into PC gaming' with onboard graphics and less computing power than my phone; Offer...
Not quite as dramatic as most of these, but I managed to get myself thrown out of a PC world. Was in there to buy an 'emergency' cat5 cable and overheard an elderly couple being upsold a piece of junk PC for their grandson who was 'very into PC gaming' with onboard graphics and less computing power than my phone; Offer...
[ "Summary: ran headfirst as fast as I could into a corner-wall aged six, cracked my forehead open.\n\nPost: When I was young, around six or seven, I was playing the amazingly fun game of \"Run away from dad after stealing his tv remote\" which has entertained children throughout the ages. (Well, age.) In my exciteme...
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Generate the content for a reddit post went afk as Engie, got 53 kills as a result.
About a year ago, I was casually gaming in the late hours on a Nightteam server (Not using premium, just dicking around on Badwater, and as long as premium accounts were at a minimum the server was a little fun). I decide to go engie and build a LV3, tele, and dispenser in that little room by the first point. I'm jus...
About a year ago, I was casually gaming in the late hours on a Nightteam server (Not using premium, just dicking around on Badwater, and as long as premium accounts were at a minimum the server was a little fun). I decide to go engie and build a LV3, tele, and dispenser in that little room by the first point. I'm jus...
[ "Summary: the high legal drinking age was meant to prevent drunk youths from injuring others while driving, not for their own safety.\n\nPost: First of all, alcohol does not kill brain cells. Not in moderation anyways, that's a myth. If you become an alcoholic that will result in lost brain cells, but that might ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post AFAIK there is no such possibility, though even if there was, it wouldn't work the same, supposing Google removed the functionality along with the change and removal of documentation. Sucks (I know myself), but figured I'd chime in with what knowledge I have. :\
I honestly don't know that there would be a way to do such a thing, but I can guarantee you that you wouldn't like the outcome. The level isn't just a number, it corespondents to the actual bitrate of the file, so if you want an individual file to run at a lower bitrate, you'd actually have to transcode it at a lower...
I honestly don't know that there would be a way to do such a thing, but I can guarantee you that you wouldn't like the outcome. The level isn't just a number, it corespondents to the actual bitrate of the file, so if you want an individual file to run at a lower bitrate, you'd actually have to transcode it at a lower...
[ "Summary: Technically you don't need either; I just like backups/redundancy/contingency plans for things at this level. \n EDIT: Of course, lightning could carry from a PCI card to the mobo, but it's not as likely with such cards these days. Plus, as I said, I've used StarTech cards before -- they hold up pretty we...
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Generate the content for a reddit post honks don't necessarily apply to the person immediately in front of you, use Occum's Razor and identify the driver exhibiting the most douchebag-like behavior as they are the target of said honking.
Please, please, please let me try to explain. On behalf of all cars trapped behind you, it is NOT about YOU. We like you just fine, as you're screwed like the rest of us. In reality, we are honking at that self centered bastard who chose to block the intersection when they knew damn well they weren't going to make it....
Please, please, please let me try to explain. On behalf of all cars trapped behind you, it is NOT about YOU. We like you just fine, as you're screwed like the rest of us. In reality, we are honking at that self centered bastard who chose to block the intersection when they knew damn well they weren't going to make it....
[ "Summary: OT pay is a TAX on the regular consumer.\n\nPost: I respectfully disagree. I don't want to jump to conclusions but it may be because you have never worked for a large retailer (at least in a management capacity). \n Does the HQ care? Maybe, maybe not, in the end it doesn't matter. However, the store manag...
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Generate the content for a reddit post We aren't all equal, as individuals, social classes or races/ethnic groups. Denial of this is very popular however!
RACITS!!1!]( Oh noes! We've encountered a socially taboo topic . Here are some resources to subvert the indoctrination to which you are subjected by entertainers, politicians, corporations and social pressures: ["No scientific basis for race"]( [The Race FAQ]( [The Bell Curve]( [The Biological Basis of Rac...
RACITS!!1!]( Oh noes! We've encountered a socially taboo topic . Here are some resources to subvert the indoctrination to which you are subjected by entertainers, politicians, corporations and social pressures: ["No scientific basis for race"]( [The Race FAQ]( [The Bell Curve]( [The Biological Basis of Rac...
[ "Summary: ANAL CREAMPIE\n\nPost: Yes, exactly! Start a war against Poland; apparently that's where the chemicals came from. \n >Seriously, is that what you would prefer? \n Hilarious false dilemma. Here's my comment: \n >Why can't we approach this situation logically, instead of with all of this weird and hollow em...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Bad Head makes pyro cry...
fuck, i got head from a girl who used too much teeth and ripped my skin off, i was bled and bound up for over 2 weeks, every erection i got was horrible pain instead of awesome enjoyment. no sex no nothing for me... my wife when we got together was having a hard time wondering why i would flinch and resist when oral ...
fuck, i got head from a girl who used too much teeth and ripped my skin off, i was bled and bound up for over 2 weeks, every erection i got was horrible pain instead of awesome enjoyment. no sex no nothing for me... my wife when we got together was having a hard time wondering why i would flinch and resist when oral ...
[ "Summary: the effort you put into your lawn will show, especially if you are not using chemicals. \n edit: oh and i forgot to say, i do soil testing in the spring with the first rake, if i am needing fresh nutrients and such i will do some light spreading of compost soil through the yard then rake it down and give ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Who uses it better? Blue is generally given to mid as it helps less for ganks than it does for winning lane. Ultimately, discuss with your team, but bear in mind, make sure that your team gets and keeps blue. Edit: Remember too, that creeps are junglers main xp source. Red jungl...
It depends on who can use it best. Generally mids take it as they use more mana than junglers and spamming skills in lane is far better than junglers having the cdr and mana regen. This is why it's sub-par to have Amumu and Anivia, as they are both quite blue reliant. Which is doing better? Is your mid 6/0 while you'...
It depends on who can use it best. Generally mids take it as they use more mana than junglers and spamming skills in lane is far better than junglers having the cdr and mana regen. This is why it's sub-par to have Amumu and Anivia, as they are both quite blue reliant. Which is doing better? Is your mid 6/0 while you'...
[ "Summary: haters gunna hate, but you're wrong (Basing \"facts\" on assumptions doesn't work out mate).\n\nPost: 1) Don't get pissy because other people bring up relevant references (martial arts movie is a valid reference), more people WANT Riot to rip stuff off (generally with permission) such as in the case of th...
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Generate the content for a reddit post the story is mostly unrelated to the topic, but don't look down the goddamn barrel of a gun.
Back in elementary school we went to one of those pioneer towns to learn what it was like in California during the gold rush or whatever. This one old guy was cleaning an old-timey rifle and told us about hunting, blah blah. Then he shows us the barrel of a different rile, one that's been disassembled so we can see t...
Back in elementary school we went to one of those pioneer towns to learn what it was like in California during the gold rush or whatever. This one old guy was cleaning an old-timey rifle and told us about hunting, blah blah. Then he shows us the barrel of a different rile, one that's been disassembled so we can see t...
[ "Summary: Got hugged in a cigarette booth after being told I should be shot. It made me happy.\n\nPost: When I was a dumb kid working at Walmart, I used to have asshole customers all the time. You learn to choke back your tears and shame and plaster a smile on your face, but sometimes it gets to be too much and y...
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Generate the content for a reddit post You don't have to discredit other people's theories just because they disagree with your own.
How I see the "direwolf south of the wall", the magic surrounding the others, and the dragons: There needs to be mystery! I love talking about Westeros/speculation etc., but people don't need to throw hissy fits like Joffrey when others don't have their same ideas. That's how people get beheaded/wars start. Ex: If ...
How I see the "direwolf south of the wall", the magic surrounding the others, and the dragons: There needs to be mystery! I love talking about Westeros/speculation etc., but people don't need to throw hissy fits like Joffrey when others don't have their same ideas. That's how people get beheaded/wars start. Ex: If ...
[ "Summary: I am better off today than I was four years ago. Does hope last four years for the rest of you? Or 2? I don't think that hope is dead, even though there are people who will harp on numbers, and say that it's evidence to suggest that. That logic is specious and unsubstantiated. \n Willingness to use the pa...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I made a model for building new reality. I want your feedback!
Links relevant to discussion: [ The Reality Model ]( [The full sized image]( /r/simulate sub-reddit [Initial Blog post]( [Related college project from 2007]( I'm the founder of the sub-reddit /r/simulate, but the story of my inquiry onto building models of reality goes back very early into my life. As a...
Links relevant to discussion: [ The Reality Model ]( [The full sized image]( /r/simulate sub-reddit [Initial Blog post]( [Related college project from 2007]( I'm the founder of the sub-reddit /r/simulate, but the story of my inquiry onto building models of reality goes back very early into my life. As a...
[ "Summary: We want to launch a cross platform community that makes it really easy for people to collaborate on this enormous project.\n\nPost: Yep! I'm actually working on a website for just this right now. We have a Google Drive started, the Github, the wiki, a steam group, simplenote. For now if you want access to...
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Generate the content for a reddit post AI's are really hard to make, give Riot a break
The problem is that creating competent AI's is a lot of very hard, possibly fruitless work. What you have noted above are examples of deterministic behavior, which humans are very bad at. Humans are fallible, and will make different choices given the same input. Computer are even worse at non-deterministic behavior. ...
The problem is that creating competent AI's is a lot of very hard, possibly fruitless work. What you have noted above are examples of deterministic behavior, which humans are very bad at. Humans are fallible, and will make different choices given the same input. Computer are even worse at non-deterministic behavior. ...
[ "Summary: hormones be whack, yo\n\nPost: Hormones and a release of tension can cause some crazy emotions in people. During sex, your body basically goes crazy hormonally, as everything just kind of prepares itself for the most important part of its existence - contributing to the gene pool. These floods of hormones...
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Generate the content for a reddit post if you want to be a teacher, don't let the pay or the hours deter you ...if it's your calling, you'll be happier doing that than anything else.
Pretty sure there are states where you don't need a Masters to start teaching, they just require you to get it within 5 years or something. They will also help pay for it while you're working. You remind me a lot of a guy I used to date. He had wanted to be a teacher, but was turned off by the low pay, low respect,...
Pretty sure there are states where you don't need a Masters to start teaching, they just require you to get it within 5 years or something. They will also help pay for it while you're working. You remind me a lot of a guy I used to date. He had wanted to be a teacher, but was turned off by the low pay, low respect,...
[ "Summary: You are making excuses. Brush up your resume and interview skills and find a better job. I guarantee there is one out there.\n\nPost: You only have two years of experience. You should be applying for entry level jobs in a field you are interested in, just to get your foot in the door/get a pay raise. ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post the 'public domain' in which all intellectual property actually exists doesn't care about your silly concept of pay-for-access-only, and never did.
criminal conversion is the crime of exerting unauthorized use or control of someone else's property. That is what illegally downloading movies is. I love this argument. It's like some kind mass delusion where they've actually convinced themselves that 2+2=5 and that copying is the same as stealing. These people who...
criminal conversion is the crime of exerting unauthorized use or control of someone else's property. That is what illegally downloading movies is. I love this argument. It's like some kind mass delusion where they've actually convinced themselves that 2+2=5 and that copying is the same as stealing. These people who...
[ "Summary: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.\n\nPost: You're talking about one of the largest multinational corporations trying to make their brand a necessity for being on the net. \n I know full well what products and services they offer. That's how I also know that...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Good kids movie, but they ruined it giving the alien 'human' eyes. Fuck that shit. It's an alien, not Bambi.
I enjoyed that movie as an action-packed kids movie (y'know, when you were 10-11 and it was awesome to see kids running around in explosions and solving 'mysteries') and somewhat enjoyed that nostalgic factor... But then. But then these kids meet this goddamn alien (technology to build an interstellat spaceship? Ch...
I enjoyed that movie as an action-packed kids movie (y'know, when you were 10-11 and it was awesome to see kids running around in explosions and solving 'mysteries') and somewhat enjoyed that nostalgic factor... But then. But then these kids meet this goddamn alien (technology to build an interstellat spaceship? Ch...
[ "Summary: Same thing happened to me on a drive through an epic sunrise.\n\nPost: So, I had to drive a friend to an airport in a different city reeeaal early in the morning, and the same damn thing happened with my iPod. Obviously we Blaze Nationed beforehand, and set out while it was still dark. I turn on my iPod a...
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Generate the content for a reddit post you get little mini cancers all the time, but your body is really good at getting rid of them. Usually.
All cells have a function in which they essentially kill themselves. Should a cell "forget" this function it reproduces out of control, and as you probably know the daughter cell is the same as the parent cell, so these cells do the same. Most of the time, your immune system kills it off quickly. Sometimes it fails and...
All cells have a function in which they essentially kill themselves. Should a cell "forget" this function it reproduces out of control, and as you probably know the daughter cell is the same as the parent cell, so these cells do the same. Most of the time, your immune system kills it off quickly. Sometimes it fails and...
[ "Summary: Don't assume every little kid is an asshole, but if they are, teach them a lesson and light their ass up.\n\nPost: Only 14 here, been playing since 11. \n I really dislike when people automatically assume every kid on the field will hide in a corner, friendly fire, and not call their hits. \n One time, at...
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Generate the content for a reddit post yes, and it's not just the white knights doing this.
This is the problem with all social justice warriors. They band together several discreet groups that, on a social level, get the bad end of the stick, and then defend said groups to the point of actually being bigoted towards those groups. And it comes in all different flavours as well. There's the faux guilt "I'm c...
This is the problem with all social justice warriors. They band together several discreet groups that, on a social level, get the bad end of the stick, and then defend said groups to the point of actually being bigoted towards those groups. And it comes in all different flavours as well. There's the faux guilt "I'm c...
[ "Summary: Look at your characters stats at the start and you'll see a lot of them have potential to go down different paths. Double class or even triple class them for maximum utility in battle, or just to make a quirky build. There's nothing as funny as Lulu the tank.\n\nPost: I'm playing the HD with a friend for ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post When building a manabase, when is it correct to add manalands? What situations need to occur in order to run specific manlands over others?
I'm currently messing around with a Bant Spirits Deck and I'm considering manlands for my manabase. I've got a few flex slots in my 23 Land build that I don't know what to fill with, so I was thinking manlands. I'm unsure of which ones to use. [Stirring Wildwood]( is good as a big toughness Creature that can block fl...
I'm currently messing around with a Bant Spirits Deck and I'm considering manlands for my manabase. I've got a few flex slots in my 23 Land build that I don't know what to fill with, so I was thinking manlands. I'm unsure of which ones to use. [Stirring Wildwood]( is good as a big toughness Creature that can block fl...
[ "Summary: My current 2 EDH Decks are way too strong. If I was going to play in a much more Casual playgroup, what would be a good Commander / Playstyle? \n EDIT: After some suggestions of basically playing anything I want, I've come up with about 6 Commanders. \n \n Rakdos, Lord of Riots \n \n Edric, Spymaster of T...
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Generate the content for a reddit post After relapsing I caught myself thinking: "I should not call a girl, because unless I have 5/10/20/50 days on my badge I won't get laid."
Hi guys! I have noticed one weird idea floating around my head. I have relapsed recently due to severe blue balls (well, I shouldn't have looked at naughty pictures), but in the next days I have felt fine: no decrease in confidence, motivations, only a bit lesser desire to sex (well, duh). I actually wanted to call a...
Hi guys! I have noticed one weird idea floating around my head. I have relapsed recently due to severe blue balls (well, I shouldn't have looked at naughty pictures), but in the next days I have felt fine: no decrease in confidence, motivations, only a bit lesser desire to sex (well, duh). I actually wanted to call a...
[ "Summary: stop feeling sorry for yourself and start enjoying life\n\nPost: i just relapsed and caved hard yesterday (5 times in a singel day) \n today i woke up feeling like shit, brain fog, lack of energie ect ect ect you know the usual stuff that has been said a million times already in here. \n after that i made...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Bought Off The Wall PD day before MJ died, shipping issue ended up with record store paying me to have it.
Off The Wall, NICE, I ordered the picture disc of it literally the day before he died, and later due to the first disc Juno sent me being defective and extremely late, I not only got it for free, but got an in-store credit of it's price to put towards future purchases.
Off The Wall, NICE, I ordered the picture disc of it literally the day before he died, and later due to the first disc Juno sent me being defective and extremely late, I not only got it for free, but got an in-store credit of it's price to put towards future purchases.
[ "Summary: He wasn't the only one thrown off, found his dead siblings floating around a known abandonment hotspot about a mile from where he ended up on shore. Found his sister halfway between the two.\n\nPost: It was thrown off along with a couple other already dead siblings as well as a sister that only made it ha...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Humanity, stop relying on past deeds to fix our present, humanity present responsible, founders can't help, they done their part and are now dead, up to us our future.
Best clarification is, when we look back it's like. "Yay, look what they achieved, thankyou, look how far we've come! "Yet the reality is the world is crumbling apart. Shouldn't we be utilizing the past as a reason not to make the same mistakes again. Not utilize there good intentions with fabricated ideas that a good ...
Best clarification is, when we look back it's like. "Yay, look what they achieved, thankyou, look how far we've come! "Yet the reality is the world is crumbling apart. Shouldn't we be utilizing the past as a reason not to make the same mistakes again. Not utilize there good intentions with fabricated ideas that a good ...
[ "Summary: Lots of abuse, got a lot of qualifications going for me which is nice. 0/10 Would not go through it again. \n EDIT: Neatening up post, added things that had long forgotten.\n\nPost: Age Between Birth to 3 \n Hung upside down till nearly pasted \n Thrown around the room \n Kept in room for days malnourishe...
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Richard_Fitzsnuggly
Generate the content for a reddit post Embarrassed my HS bully at class reunion.
Went to my 20 year class reunion. The guy who bullied me for an entire year (physical, humiliation, verbal assaults) in high school was there. I have gone on to a successful career, great family, and a fine life. He has been married and divorced twice. He has boys that are useless and one in jail. Too bad grades f...
Went to my 20 year class reunion. The guy who bullied me for an entire year (physical, humiliation, verbal assaults) in high school was there. I have gone on to a successful career, great family, and a fine life. He has been married and divorced twice. He has boys that are useless and one in jail. Too bad grades f...
[ "Summary: I'm a dick to new employees!\n\nPost: I always felt the need to torture new employees. In my early years at a restaurant we would have a new dishwasher mop the walk in sub zero freezer's metal floor. The mop would always get stuck to the floor frozen in place. We sold broasted chicken as a specialty. ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Cat Melodrama
That's a good idea. In the defense of the cats though, since there ARE four of them two two heavier onces are not obese by any means. Cleo might be a little overweight, but she hasn't had any issues, and Captain Morgan is just a big bigger than the skinny cats. You can just tell with him that he gets to the food befo...
That's a good idea. In the defense of the cats though, since there ARE four of them two two heavier onces are not obese by any means. Cleo might be a little overweight, but she hasn't had any issues, and Captain Morgan is just a big bigger than the skinny cats. You can just tell with him that he gets to the food befo...
[ "Summary: Not doing this doesn't mean you are not also a GGG. This is a deeply personal decision.\n\nPost: So while I think that this person is a GGG in her life, I don't think that makes someone who doesn't choose to do this a Scumbag Stacy, or even just regular. Each decision when it comes to pregnancy, especia...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Your idea is bad and you should feel bad...
um.... +5000 to all stats = +5000 to your primary attribute = +5000 attack damage You'd one-shot anyone. Also, if you're unable to move and only have melee range, everyone would just walk around you and avoid getting one-shotted. Alternatively, assuming you'd raxed one lane, you could finish your "gg tree" while ...
um.... +5000 to all stats = +5000 to your primary attribute = +5000 attack damage You'd one-shot anyone. Also, if you're unable to move and only have melee range, everyone would just walk around you and avoid getting one-shotted. Alternatively, assuming you'd raxed one lane, you could finish your "gg tree" while ...
[ "Summary: u/theonlybond knows just enough about computers/reverse-engineering to incite panic for massive karma, but not enough to realize that there is no privacy concern with the approach Valve is almost certainly using.\n\nPost: Yes, MD5 is weak. However, blacklists are often stored in [bloom filters]( which oft...
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Generate the content for a reddit post I'm 22 and never been with any one because of reasons and dont know what else to try.
I'm 22. Havent ever had a boyfriend mostly just cause every guy i've ever liked, flirted with, or asked out have all been straight. Literally every single one. It's actually so bad, i've only ever even met a single digit number amount of gay guys in my whole life. I can count them on one hand. I also dont think im ...
I'm 22. Havent ever had a boyfriend mostly just cause every guy i've ever liked, flirted with, or asked out have all been straight. Literally every single one. It's actually so bad, i've only ever even met a single digit number amount of gay guys in my whole life. I can count them on one hand. I also dont think im ...
[ "Summary: Hot guys make me angry.\n\nPost: When i see hot guys, i usually stare and become overwhelmed with frustration to the point that i feel the need to pinch myself so the physical pain distracts me from the rage and shit storm that is going on in my head. Cause i pretty much (after years and years of back to ...
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Generate the content for a reddit post if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
Put her family on a list. Do not display stuff that will put your girlfriend in an uncomfortable situation to said list. Or if they're not your friends, post it as "Friends Only." Use the shit out of those privacy settings. Do not make your girlfriend choose between you or her family because she loves all of you and w...
Put her family on a list. Do not display stuff that will put your girlfriend in an uncomfortable situation to said list. Or if they're not your friends, post it as "Friends Only." Use the shit out of those privacy settings. Do not make your girlfriend choose between you or her family because she loves all of you and w...
[ "Summary: Do you feel your faith is a gift? Or something you had to do?\n\nPost: Sorry, did not read far enough to see it had been answered before. \n I'm trying to formulate a good question about your worldview. Not issues or politics or anything, that's just details. What I am wanting to say is that now everythi...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Not sure how exactly our brains work, but algorithms or not, may just depend on how you choose to define algorithm.
The brain is definitely making predictions, it is doing so continuously, and continuously taking in data that will help be more accurate with that. That is why watching a ball the whole way helps, you can readjust, and closing your eyes would be very difficult, but you could get in the vicinity. I think the origina...
The brain is definitely making predictions, it is doing so continuously, and continuously taking in data that will help be more accurate with that. That is why watching a ball the whole way helps, you can readjust, and closing your eyes would be very difficult, but you could get in the vicinity. I think the origina...
[ "Summary: You're right. But this is a question. Knowledge and questions are the only way for humankind to become good. Whether they believe in God or not. Faith and belief keeps the faithful and the believers, from truly knowing God. This question is good. There is an assumed answer however, and that assumed answer...
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Kiez
Generate the content for a reddit post I have rubbish job, guy comes into my work, turns out hes a LoL fan too, after he leaves the store he returns shortly after to give me £10 tip and tells me to treat myself to some RP. Amazing person
So I'm 20 and work in a pretty shitty job, It's not that I don't have qualifications for better jobs its just the way the UK economy is atm there isn't many jobs around. But yer I work in a pretty depressing retail job based around cars, but a guy comes in-store today in his mid to late 20's, I approach him and ask him...
So I'm 20 and work in a pretty shitty job, It's not that I don't have qualifications for better jobs its just the way the UK economy is atm there isn't many jobs around. But yer I work in a pretty depressing retail job based around cars, but a guy comes in-store today in his mid to late 20's, I approach him and ask him...
[ "Summary: you may just have to grit and bear it bro and settle for what viewers you get, tbh it doesnt matter if its 10 viewers or 1000, as long as your having fun and feeling your adding to the community then just go for it.\n\nPost: There is no magical answer, There is a person you will see streaming occasionally...
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Bonzai_Tree
Generate the content for a reddit post My friend accidentally cut off an undercover cop.
We had a fog day in high school (yeah...busses being cancelled due to fog is apparently a thing) and some friends and I were on our way to go bowling in town. Well, we my buddy was driving and decided to pass a slow moving car on a winding road. It ended up being two or three cars (I forget) and my friend who was dri...
We had a fog day in high school (yeah...busses being cancelled due to fog is apparently a thing) and some friends and I were on our way to go bowling in town. Well, we my buddy was driving and decided to pass a slow moving car on a winding road. It ended up being two or three cars (I forget) and my friend who was dri...
[ "Summary: It's my baby and I really like it.\n\nPost: Mine's a 2002 Honda Accord SE Coupe 5 speed manual, so I'm sure a lot has changed since. \n I've only had it about a year but I do really like it. \n However, I've had to dump some cash into it--but I also bought it with 250,000 km on it and live in Canada (wint...
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fultron
Generate the content for a reddit post The stigma of being birthed from toys hampers artistic progress for video games.
I think this has to do with video games being an immature medium of art, in the sense that they have not been in existence long enough to have shed the stigma of being "toys" or a fad. I think about it like this. The visual arts (drawing, painting) have existed for tens of thousands of years, the written word for nea...
I think this has to do with video games being an immature medium of art, in the sense that they have not been in existence long enough to have shed the stigma of being "toys" or a fad. I think about it like this. The visual arts (drawing, painting) have existed for tens of thousands of years, the written word for nea...
[ "Summary: 23 years of sobriety is not enough to overcome first (albeit excellent) high.\n\nPost: I'm an outlier for my generation; I'm 23 and I can count the number of times I've smoked weed on one hand and have fingers left over, and the number of times I qualified as high with only one. \n My friend was giving me...
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DeSaad
Generate the content for a reddit post he looks for meaning where there is none other than attention to detail and overreads stuff. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
No, what he does explain in the beginning is that they wanted to make it something other than the standard spooky hotel, so they integrated realistic hotel stuff in it. Seriously, the guy in the video forgets that little nugget early on and proceeds to analyze his own separate esoteric thing. He does this in every vi...
No, what he does explain in the beginning is that they wanted to make it something other than the standard spooky hotel, so they integrated realistic hotel stuff in it. Seriously, the guy in the video forgets that little nugget early on and proceeds to analyze his own separate esoteric thing. He does this in every vi...
[ "Summary: σάτιρα δεν χωράει όρια.\n\nPost: Τα καρναβάλια από το έναυσμα τους στην αρχαία Ελλάδα και λοιπές χώρες ξεκίνησαν δίχως όρια. Από αυτά βγήκε η σάτιρα, η οποία επίσης εξ'ορισμού δεν πρέπει να μην έχει όρια για να λειτουργεί σωστά. \n Το να προσπαθούμε να θέσουμε λοιπόν όρια τώρα δεν μας κάνει τίποτε άλλο απ...
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mtwestbr
Generate the content for a reddit post Europe should matter, the US is doing many things wrong, particularly with its military
Not sure what you mean. For background, I'm a moderate republican and dislike the neo-con and tea party wings of the party for a number of reasons. I'm sick of the idea that conservatism is all about tax cuts, evangelical moralism, and a bigger war machine. I don't have any good solutions to offer up to make things ...
Not sure what you mean. For background, I'm a moderate republican and dislike the neo-con and tea party wings of the party for a number of reasons. I'm sick of the idea that conservatism is all about tax cuts, evangelical moralism, and a bigger war machine. I don't have any good solutions to offer up to make things ...
[ "Summary: I may be a douche, but I'll be saving about 2k a year over the douche that drives a truck to work like I used to.\n\nPost: It's total cost of ownership. I used to drive a truck that got 15 mpg on a good day. Before that I had a v4 Pontiac that got about 30 mpg. My Lexus CT200h gets about 45. So say I ...
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awittygamertag
Generate the content for a reddit post I have no problem paying for things that are worth it and when the money will go directly to the artist.
I must be part of the minority. Because though I have an extremely large pirated music collection. But the 50 or so albums that I feel as though I couldn't live without, or want to support the artist for, I paid for. I don't really feel bothered when I get a physical copy of Jeremy Messersmith's "The Alcatraz Kid" beca...
I must be part of the minority. Because though I have an extremely large pirated music collection. But the 50 or so albums that I feel as though I couldn't live without, or want to support the artist for, I paid for. I don't really feel bothered when I get a physical copy of Jeremy Messersmith's "The Alcatraz Kid" beca...
[ "Summary: Not every user is a power user. Some are just people who like a simple and useful interface. There should still be an option to access powerful features though.\n\nPost: Well this is just a virtual machine on my Macbook that was originally just for playing my Zune software so it doesn't see really heavy u...
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green_flash
Generate the content for a reddit post usage of some terms that are not common in mainland China, proficiency in English implausibly high.
When this was originally posted on reddit, a Chinese person commented: > The labor camp (辽宁马三家劳教所 ) referred here is a prison. If you google it, all the sources referencing this prison came from Falun Gong affiliated sources. > In addition, the way this letter references the PRC government is very commonly found in...
When this was originally posted on reddit, a Chinese person commented: > The labor camp (辽宁马三家劳教所 ) referred here is a prison. If you google it, all the sources referencing this prison came from Falun Gong affiliated sources. > In addition, the way this letter references the PRC government is very commonly found in...
[ "Summary: This is a hoax or scam.\n\nPost: I remember some redditor in another thread saying that Laser Power Systems was a hoax that relies on the recent popularity of everything related to thorium and the gullibility of web readers. \n I could not find any solid proof, [their website]( however is not particularly...
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sunbrick
Generate the content for a reddit post You are awesome. Did you get some Juicy Fruit weed at your West Palm concert in 03 or 04? edited for weed
Going to post here even though it's late in this IAmA and it will probably get lost. Two things as I've wanted to say this to these guys for ages. Firstly I studied in England through the 90's when Radiohead took off. I was totally into the whole underground rave and techno scene but never listened to anything else...
Going to post here even though it's late in this IAmA and it will probably get lost. Two things as I've wanted to say this to these guys for ages. Firstly I studied in England through the 90's when Radiohead took off. I was totally into the whole underground rave and techno scene but never listened to anything else...
[ "Summary: Lucky you!\n\nPost: I used to hate on Reddit - the layout and design and the chumps who posted. Yes I can be a design snob and judge unfairly. Then I actually started reading the posts not too long ago (1 month P.D.) and comments and realised I was missing out. I'm not sure how the community has changed h...
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Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, but no.
Partially true, An IQ test is a measure of being able to take an IQ test, but it does test things that are extremely important to the G scale of intelligence. A key fact it ignores however is a motivation and whether or not a person has savant traits, a person could be the next Mozart and be able to write great works o...
Partially true, An IQ test is a measure of being able to take an IQ test, but it does test things that are extremely important to the G scale of intelligence. A key fact it ignores however is a motivation and whether or not a person has savant traits, a person could be the next Mozart and be able to write great works o...
[ "Summary: Major Sex offender teacher gets me addicted to porn, my parents find out.\n\nPost: Oh this is going to be fun. \n Grow up isolated in psycho crazy superchristian k-8 school. 6th grade comes around, new teacher to school teaching my grade. Teacher has camera pointed at class constantly in corner, no one kn...
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Planetoidling
Generate the content for a reddit post He taunted so I taunted.
A bit of backstory: This was one of my first games back after a long, long break from hearthstone so no, I'm not trolling lower ranks. However, I was undeniably taking a long time during my turns purely because I was contemplating my moves. During every one of my turns he would spam "Astonishing!" which, honestly, on...
A bit of backstory: This was one of my first games back after a long, long break from hearthstone so no, I'm not trolling lower ranks. However, I was undeniably taking a long time during my turns purely because I was contemplating my moves. During every one of my turns he would spam "Astonishing!" which, honestly, on...
[ "Summary: Was top. Never got to play top. Became ADC.\n\nPost: I agree. I was convinced top lane was where I belonged, but since I am always the last one to join the lobby top is always taken and I would have to call the next beat thing, ADC. So here I am today, I own every ADC this glorious game holds and I am slo...
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polar_bear_cub_scout
Generate the content for a reddit post I think Banksy like Sheppard Ferry and Andy Warhol started off as an individual artist, but has evolved over time into employing others in certain aspects of their work.
Part 2/2 While I don't think it is inherently obvious, I personally doubt that Banksy is still a one man operation (although it is still entirely possible). I believe it is most likely that he moved toward an art factory setting, and that one individual (Banksy) does indeed make the art; but has others do most of the...
Part 2/2 While I don't think it is inherently obvious, I personally doubt that Banksy is still a one man operation (although it is still entirely possible). I believe it is most likely that he moved toward an art factory setting, and that one individual (Banksy) does indeed make the art; but has others do most of the...
[ "Summary: Birds make great pets, but take effort. Why give someone an animal they don't like, and/or know the nescecary information to care for it properly? Cleaning isn't that bad, but learn to pay attention to your birds poop.\n\nPost: I know people who have birds, and I would conservatively estimate that 75% of ...
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That_Russian_Guy
Generate the content for a reddit post Just because TongFu couldn't deal with the strategy doesnt make it OP. They had ample time to ban pudge once chen was picked since Na'vis bans and picks were nearly identical to game 1. They did not pick any heroes that would punish the fountain strat. They let XBOCT farm freely. ...
Fountain hooking is not as hard as it looks Oh come on, DENDI had something like a 30% success ratio. That's DENDI. >They couldn't force a teamfight. They could if someone BKBd while pudge hooked and it was turned into 4v5. Also that's partially because TongFu didnt draft correctly. They saw the pudge + chen and ...
Fountain hooking is not as hard as it looks Oh come on, DENDI had something like a 30% success ratio. That's DENDI. >They couldn't force a teamfight. They could if someone BKBd while pudge hooked and it was turned into 4v5. Also that's partially because TongFu didnt draft correctly. They saw the pudge + chen and ...
[ "Summary: By saying telling right from wrong is easy with subjective morality you're being disingenuous. Subjective morality can never tell you right from wrong since all moral frameworks are equal. There's no reason a morality that treats murder as the ultimate good is worse or more wrong that says saving a life i...
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redpillbanana
Generate the content for a reddit post Cracked is edited by two male feminists, and most of the columnists are white, middle class, college educated (arts students) with no children. They've all been through the same feminist academic institutions, and almost all have the exact same outlook on life.. The Cracked offi...
Cracked has some excellent writers and I like their general style of alternating serious content with throwaway jokes. It's too bad that they decided to go down the politically correct path like with their article about MRAs. /u/womblefish posted a great summary of cracked in one of the MRA subs: > They have diffe...
Cracked has some excellent writers and I like their general style of alternating serious content with throwaway jokes. It's too bad that they decided to go down the politically correct path like with their article about MRAs. /u/womblefish posted a great summary of cracked in one of the MRA subs: > They have diffe...
[ "Summary: I'm definitely judging people by their actions, and it's not looking good.\n\nPost: 1/3 of people in the USA don't believe in evolution]( and are still [teaching the controversy]( \n >In the National Academy of Sciences' booklet Science and Creationism, we are told that the \"theory of evolution has withs...
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RedStag00
Generate the content for a reddit post Most definitely not a first contact, and tibesman were coached to act naive EDIT: Formatting
I am going to quote the video description from a longer version of the event which can be found [here]( >Toulambi 1976 contact: fact or fable - BY PETER KRANZ >EXTRACTS FROM BELGIAN filmmaker Jean Pierre Dutilleux's first contact with a tribal people known as the Toulamis have recently been posted on Youtube. >Th...
I am going to quote the video description from a longer version of the event which can be found [here]( >Toulambi 1976 contact: fact or fable - BY PETER KRANZ >EXTRACTS FROM BELGIAN filmmaker Jean Pierre Dutilleux's first contact with a tribal people known as the Toulamis have recently been posted on Youtube. >Th...
[ "Summary: I was the \"other guy\"; thought it was just a fling but it was probably more than that to her; in the end she stayed with the man she was cheating on and he stayed with her and they seem quite happy together. I'm doing just fine and had my fun, but have conflicted feelings on how guilty I should feel. \n...
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satanicwaffles
Generate the content for a reddit post White phosphorous is legal as long as it isn't used against populations or infrastructure.
White phosphorous munitions aren't explicitly illegal, but the 1980 Protocol on Incendiary Weapons restricts its use. The Protocol bans the use of incendiary weapons and defines incendiary weapons as >any weapon or munition which is primarily designed to set fire to objects or to cause burn injury to persons through ...
White phosphorous munitions aren't explicitly illegal, but the 1980 Protocol on Incendiary Weapons restricts its use. The Protocol bans the use of incendiary weapons and defines incendiary weapons as >any weapon or munition which is primarily designed to set fire to objects or to cause burn injury to persons through ...
[ "Summary: Jail is the least of her problems. Its going to cost her massively financially, socially, and in the workplace.\n\nPost: Don't underestimate the burden having an arrest on your record can create, let alone a criminal record for a violent crime. \n This woman will never be allowed to work with vulnerable g...
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rzwitserloot
Generate the content for a reddit post The answer is anything from 0 to 20. Your question does not make sense.
Mu. This question is not answerable lacking context. I have a somewhat gimmicky deck where the most expensive spell in the entire deck is 2 mana. It's basically almost all one-drops with giant growths, abrupt decay, golgari charm, and for random blowouts, fling + bloodthrone vampire. I run ALL shocks in this thing...
Mu. This question is not answerable lacking context. I have a somewhat gimmicky deck where the most expensive spell in the entire deck is 2 mana. It's basically almost all one-drops with giant growths, abrupt decay, golgari charm, and for random blowouts, fling + bloodthrone vampire. I run ALL shocks in this thing...
[ "Summary: My math says this deck can't work. What am I missing?\n\nPost: Are you sure? \n Once I draw most of my library, I can elect to either make zombies right now, or wait and do it at your EOT. Except if I do that, I can only discard at most 7, for a grand total of 3 zombies. The right move is of course to mak...
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SonsOfLiberty86
Generate the content for a reddit post Slapping is NOT hitting. Slapping a girl once for her being drunk and ripping your shirt for no reason isn't a big deal. Don't be so hard on yourself
Equal rights To assert that all women shouldn't be hit is sexist and implies that all women are weak, which there are in fact some women out there who could [kick your ass]( It's completely unfair and hypocritical to say that women should never be hit under any circumstances, but then try to say that you support eq...
Equal rights To assert that all women shouldn't be hit is sexist and implies that all women are weak, which there are in fact some women out there who could [kick your ass]( It's completely unfair and hypocritical to say that women should never be hit under any circumstances, but then try to say that you support eq...
[ "Summary: Both Duracoat and Alumahyde are great, I'd recommend Alumahyde for it's very simple ease of use and quick curing time, and Duracoat for something that needs extreme durability. They are both great.\n\nPost: I have used both Alumahyde 2 and Duracoat \n \n Duracoat: I used Duracoat (color: WW2 OD green) on...
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Hipp013
Generate the content for a reddit post I went to get a replacement 5S because my last one's screen was popping out slightly. Went to Apple Store, the Apple dude thought I had a motherboard issue because of f.lux's screen tint. He swapped it out because of that. There are a few things I want to share because of this...
DISCLAIMER: Thought I'd add this in. I didn't originally intend to con the Apple Store like I did. I intended to get a sincere replacement, but things happened the way they did. This is my story about how I got through Apple's phone replacement process with a jailbroken iPhone, and how the dude replaced it because f....
DISCLAIMER: Thought I'd add this in. I didn't originally intend to con the Apple Store like I did. I intended to get a sincere replacement, but things happened the way they did. This is my story about how I got through Apple's phone replacement process with a jailbroken iPhone, and how the dude replaced it because f....
[ "Summary: Tweak mode - loaded by Substrate, changes some things \n System Mode - changes files, changes all things\n\nPost: Do you mean BytaFont Tweak Mode? \n BytaFont Tweak Mode changes fonts using Cydia Substrate, so it doesn't touch system files but not everything will be the new font. You can see this when you...
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