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kayla1234 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm actually a bit of a psycho, my boyfriend isn't controlling. | Well, it's more of this...
I don't want to leave. I'm incredibly happy when I'm with him. My mental problems tend to skew reality... A lot... So there are times where I worry and freak out that he's not happy and I'm a horrible girlfriend, that I don't deserve him. So, I try to break up with him. He doesn't let me, s... | Well, it's more of this...
I don't want to leave. I'm incredibly happy when I'm with him. My mental problems tend to skew reality... A lot... So there are times where I worry and freak out that he's not happy and I'm a horrible girlfriend, that I don't deserve him. So, I try to break up with him. He doesn't let me, s... | [
"Summary: There are people in every group who speak louder than others - and those ones tend to be the negative part of the group.\n\nPost: There is a real reason for feminists to be shown in a negative light. NO, I AM NOT SAYING ALL FEMINISTS ARE BAD. As a woman, I am for equal rights to myself. Why do I only make... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,500 |
SourCreamWater | Generate the content for a reddit post Saved a zero by doing nothing. | I would go with #2.
I moved back home to San Diego from Colorado. My tags expired in a November and I was moving in December. The DMV wouldn't prorate so I was to pay $500 for regi for 1 month. FUCK NO!
So I drove around CA for close to 4 months without issue. Got pulled. I explained to the cop I had "just" mo... | I would go with #2.
I moved back home to San Diego from Colorado. My tags expired in a November and I was moving in December. The DMV wouldn't prorate so I was to pay $500 for regi for 1 month. FUCK NO!
So I drove around CA for close to 4 months without issue. Got pulled. I explained to the cop I had "just" mo... | [
"Summary: Be patient grasshoppah. You're doing the right thing by not endangering people when you're not yet confident.\n\nPost: how can I improve my consistency so that I am doing everything perfect every time \n If you think you can ever be good enough to get it perfect every time, you're gonna have a bad time. ... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,501 |
forkinanoutlet | Generate the content for a reddit post When splitpushing, the most important thing is visibility, followed by utility (defence and an escape plan), followed by wave clear, followed by taking turret.
Hope that isn't too much of a ramble, but thinking about what you're doing and getting into good strategic habits is ju... | A lot of people try to imitate the pros in terms of gameplay and mechanics, but they don't realize that the pros do this for at least 8 hours a day, most of them have been doing this for years, and many of them have mice, keyboards, chairs and computers specifically designed for their gaming needs.
The best way to ge... | A lot of people try to imitate the pros in terms of gameplay and mechanics, but they don't realize that the pros do this for at least 8 hours a day, most of them have been doing this for years, and many of them have mice, keyboards, chairs and computers specifically designed for their gaming needs.
The best way to ge... | [
"Summary: Teksavvy is cheap and fast, but you have to put up with SHIT-ASS Rogers techs.\n\nPost: I'm with Teksavvy too, clocking in at around 26 mbps, and I pay ~60 a month for no cap (Netflix, school, work, downloading music/movies all adds up quite a bit). \n My experience with Teksavvy has been a little rocky, ... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,502 |
Colonel_Blimp | Generate the content for a reddit post Welbeck shouldn't start, what are your opinions on Cahill/Lescott/Walker/Ox, Britton for England, fuck Bothroyd. | I've got some concerns and I expect misconceptions about certain inclusions. Any input on players I'm not really sure about would be nice, particularly stats. I'll lay out on the table what I think of this squad:
Welbeck - He is on his day a class player, but he is really out of form. I know he's had difficulties thi... | I've got some concerns and I expect misconceptions about certain inclusions. Any input on players I'm not really sure about would be nice, particularly stats. I'll lay out on the table what I think of this squad:
Welbeck - He is on his day a class player, but he is really out of form. I know he's had difficulties thi... | [
"Summary: Don't be a knob\n\nPost: So if I go to the r/cricket post about the Monty incident and say the guy who posted that picture should go to Wales because they are racists over there, you would not find that stupid? \n He was referencing Cricket Australia, an organisation (Something you admitted up there), not... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,503 |
Aldracity | Generate the content for a reddit post This guy has probably written tons of stuff already. | So much time? Eh, if you're decent at writing and have a passion to write about, cranking out 2000 words in a couple of hours isn't actually that hard. A sizable chunk of that essay is emotional fluff, which is wholly appropriate for a guild application and relatively easy to write, but that would be completely inapp... | So much time? Eh, if you're decent at writing and have a passion to write about, cranking out 2000 words in a couple of hours isn't actually that hard. A sizable chunk of that essay is emotional fluff, which is wholly appropriate for a guild application and relatively easy to write, but that would be completely inapp... | [
"Summary: Lee Sin is only overkitted if you list out every single thing he can potentially do. Once you think about CONDITIONALS, though, he's a lot closer to Lulu in the sense that his kit can do many things, but can only use parts of it in any given fight.\n\nPost: EDIT: Let me explain why Lee Sin, and the mecha... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,504 |
TypewriterKey | Generate the content for a reddit post People react the way they do because that is how they've been conditioned to react. Instead of looking for intent they simply apply their own 'interpretation' into the place of profane words.
That's my interpretation anyways. | Because people are unable to separate intent from their own emotional connection to a word.
Look at it like this - if I had a Russian friend who barely spoke english and I told him to call you a fuck becasue it means 'friend' how would you react? So a Russian guy comes up smiling and with a thick accent says, "You ar... | Because people are unable to separate intent from their own emotional connection to a word.
Look at it like this - if I had a Russian friend who barely spoke english and I told him to call you a fuck becasue it means 'friend' how would you react? So a Russian guy comes up smiling and with a thick accent says, "You ar... | [
"Summary: Over a lifetime of experience consoles have proven their reliability to me, and a lifetime of hassle with PCs make me avoid them for anything save exclusives I really want to play. \n That's just my 2 cents, I don't begrudge anyone their personal choice.\n\nPost: I prefer a controller to a keyboard and mo... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,505 |
themarknessmonster | Generate the content for a reddit post Macs don't allow you to troubleshoot as easily and unencumbered whereas PC does, and worse case scenario - a BSOD can happen to both - but you still get an understanding of what's going on on a PC. | Not having your computer randomly hijack itself to install updates and/or other minutia is nice as well. S'why I stay with a PC. If I'm done for the day, I can run updates while I am away from my workstation, and never know it happened.
Likewise, when there's something wrong with my PC, it throws a code at me. If ... | Not having your computer randomly hijack itself to install updates and/or other minutia is nice as well. S'why I stay with a PC. If I'm done for the day, I can run updates while I am away from my workstation, and never know it happened.
Likewise, when there's something wrong with my PC, it throws a code at me. If ... | [
"Summary: It is not shopped. Source: Me, the studied authority on license plate paints and materials.(See my comments from the last year involving red-light cameras and speed vans.)\n\nPost: It's not shopped. To understand how the light played off of the flash in this picture, you must first understand what kind... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,506 |
gaso | Generate the content for a reddit post Society expects you to be aggressive. | As a late bloomer, I went from no attention in 9th grade to attractive senior girls chatting me up in 10th grade. I formed a rather reserved but friendly personality that was suddenly placed in the body that most people didn't expect to be reserved. The sudden change in opinion based solely on my sexual attractivenes... | As a late bloomer, I went from no attention in 9th grade to attractive senior girls chatting me up in 10th grade. I formed a rather reserved but friendly personality that was suddenly placed in the body that most people didn't expect to be reserved. The sudden change in opinion based solely on my sexual attractivenes... | [
"Summary: Because the world is an imperfect and unfair place, if you have the ability to defend yourself then might makes right.\n\nPost: I don't own any guns as I don't plan on killing anyone or anything. \n But, if I did have a gun and someone kicked in my door at 3am without warning, I'd have a strong inclinatio... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,507 |
Barkingpanther | Generate the content for a reddit post roommate tried distilling grappa, vaporized alcohol, I got smashed on the fumes | I used to live with a friend of mine who does homebrew. Beer, wine, etc. One day he decided to try and distill grappa from some of his wine. He juryrigged a till out of some cookpots and duct tape. Yeah.
I was away that weekend, and had no idea any of this was happening. I get home, go upstairs to drop my stuff ... | I used to live with a friend of mine who does homebrew. Beer, wine, etc. One day he decided to try and distill grappa from some of his wine. He juryrigged a till out of some cookpots and duct tape. Yeah.
I was away that weekend, and had no idea any of this was happening. I get home, go upstairs to drop my stuff ... | [
"Summary: I have seen many cows.\n\nPost: We bring our kid to a working farm run by the audobon society a half hour from our place. They have cows there, as well as pigs, chickens, goats, etc. He likes it there. Its a cool place. They also sell meat. \n We also have family in rural Vermont: lots of cows and hor... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,508 |
ModernDemagogue | Generate the content for a reddit post The previous poster did not read my previous comment and chose to basically ignore it. | Wow, you know absolutely nothing about the way the Constitutional law works.
Sigh. Did you read my response? It doesn't look like it.
>They can't anymore, not since 2008 where personal firearm ownership was defined as a constitutional right.
First, you misunderstand "regulate" as total ban. They can absolutely re... | Wow, you know absolutely nothing about the way the Constitutional law works.
Sigh. Did you read my response? It doesn't look like it.
>They can't anymore, not since 2008 where personal firearm ownership was defined as a constitutional right.
First, you misunderstand "regulate" as total ban. They can absolutely re... | [
"Summary: It's funny to me when people post completely obvious and cliche creative executions, and somehow think that enjoins the rest of the world from having the same idea.\n\nPost: Okay, let me stop you right here. There are multiple problems with you posting this but they seem to come down to you thinking you h... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,509 |
carlius | Generate the content for a reddit post is it weird to make a cold contact with someone whose former position you desperately want to fill, without enough time to form a relationship? What more I can do to get the hiring manager's attention when I don't know anyone in the organization? | I've been looking for a relevant job for almost a year now. I have a "pay the bills" job while doing side jobs and volunteering in my field. With my M.A. and experience, everyone tells me I have an impressive resume for someone starting out. 200 applications and one interview later, I'm tired of being ignored.
I foun... | I've been looking for a relevant job for almost a year now. I have a "pay the bills" job while doing side jobs and volunteering in my field. With my M.A. and experience, everyone tells me I have an impressive resume for someone starting out. 200 applications and one interview later, I'm tired of being ignored.
I foun... | [
"Summary: of all of these posts: only you know the answer to your question. But if you ask this historian, it's obvious what you want to do, you're just psyching yourself out.\n\nPost: You're welcome to your thoughts, but I don't agree that studying subject X over subject Y could be the biggest mistake of your life... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,510 |
chalupacabrariley | Generate the content for a reddit post my exboyfriend likes to pee on girls clothes when he's drunk. | I'm so sorry if you read this.
My exboyfriend pees on clothes. The first night I spent at his house I woke up with a text from him that said "bowser peed on your clothes. Sorry" I laid there in bed wondering how the dog got into the locked room and then it dawned on me, it was him. I sent him a text back saying somet... | I'm so sorry if you read this.
My exboyfriend pees on clothes. The first night I spent at his house I woke up with a text from him that said "bowser peed on your clothes. Sorry" I laid there in bed wondering how the dog got into the locked room and then it dawned on me, it was him. I sent him a text back saying somet... | [
"Summary: boyfriend has PTSD and depression. He lied about a bunch of stuff and I told him that what he does after he fucks up really proves who he is as a person.\n\nPost: My current so is a Iraq vet and a police officer. \n He broke up with me because we werent \"compatible\" and a day afterwards I found out he h... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,511 |
Jergos | Generate the content for a reddit post Better to gouge people where you can see it instead of where you can't. | The whole HST issue is way overblown. If the government needs money they'll get it one way or another. Pulling from companies will still effect the consumer because companies evaluate the ROI's after taxes. At least the HST is simple and tells people it's a tax without gouging people from behind the curtains. | The whole HST issue is way overblown. If the government needs money they'll get it one way or another. Pulling from companies will still effect the consumer because companies evaluate the ROI's after taxes. At least the HST is simple and tells people it's a tax without gouging people from behind the curtains. | [
"Summary: 1) No \n 2) Better to put a project section from your school classes instead \n 3) See above, you can put the projects your currently on \n 4) It'll come up somewhere, maybe not in this job but somewhere down your career \n 5) Look good, Research companies \n Re-evaluate your skills to give more results\n... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,512 |
sirisaacnuton | Generate the content for a reddit post I think some people have an overestimated idea of how sensitive kids are to scary movies. | Seriously?? I loved All Dogs Go to Heaven. I thought the big demon thing was kinda cool. And to the posters down below, Brave Little Toaster and We're Back were great too. Granted, I was a little older when I saw We're Back (it came out when I was about 10).
I never found any of those movies scary. Hell, I was 5... | Seriously?? I loved All Dogs Go to Heaven. I thought the big demon thing was kinda cool. And to the posters down below, Brave Little Toaster and We're Back were great too. Granted, I was a little older when I saw We're Back (it came out when I was about 10).
I never found any of those movies scary. Hell, I was 5... | [
"Summary: Wizards would be concerned if cost were ruining their game, but every metric tells them it's certainly not.\n\nPost: But that's not going to happen, because their huge sales numbers and demand show them very clearly that it's not prohibitively expensive for people to play the game, because anyone who is b... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,513 |
nscale | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't think they would mess with you if you went to an employer totally unrelated to them. I believe the problem you have in this case is by going to work for one of their "contract partners" they still have leverage over you, and they are exercising it. A legal claim is not i... | The usual disclaimer, I am not a lawyer, and laws vary greatly from state to state.
Most claims like this are brought under defamation/slander laws. Basically unless your employer can prove what you were doing (say, you robbed a bank on video) any claim would be a he-said she-said mess. Most employers avoid this ... | The usual disclaimer, I am not a lawyer, and laws vary greatly from state to state.
Most claims like this are brought under defamation/slander laws. Basically unless your employer can prove what you were doing (say, you robbed a bank on video) any claim would be a he-said she-said mess. Most employers avoid this ... | [
"Summary: People are light compared to most rail freight.\n\nPost: There are a couple of things that could come up for a weight limit, but as a practical matter, no. \n In terms of the cars, a large car like an Amtrak Superliner , but modern freight cars can go much higher. 268,000 is a standard value these days ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,514 |
TheRealKidkudi | Generate the content for a reddit post it lets you control your phone from a command prompt/terminal
Edit: fixed a swypo | ADB, not ADP, stands for Android Debug Bridge. It's mostly a developer tool that, combined with Fastboot, lets you completely control your phone from the command line on your computer.
Developers use it to test their apps and get live logs from their device. You can also use it to get shell access, which is basically... | ADB, not ADP, stands for Android Debug Bridge. It's mostly a developer tool that, combined with Fastboot, lets you completely control your phone from the command line on your computer.
Developers use it to test their apps and get live logs from their device. You can also use it to get shell access, which is basically... | [
"Summary: GitHub is basically just a really convenient way to manage your code. It's especially great if you want to make it viewable by other people and get help from them.\n\nPost: You basically just upload your code to GitHub. Every time you do something to your code, you add up the changes and compose a \"commi... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,515 |
WonkyFloss | Generate the content for a reddit post I like VEX. | If programming on the Arduino isn't your primary focus, and you have the cash for it, I recommend There is a microcontroller (similar in power to an Arduino) and various senors and motors and servos. The aluminum structural pieces are sturdy and the gears/sprockets work well. And the rechargeable battery's charge last... | If programming on the Arduino isn't your primary focus, and you have the cash for it, I recommend There is a microcontroller (similar in power to an Arduino) and various senors and motors and servos. The aluminum structural pieces are sturdy and the gears/sprockets work well. And the rechargeable battery's charge last... | [
"Summary: First and foremost, just be keep being his regular, old friend. A lot is changing in his day-to-day routine, and having you as a constant through the process will be a big help. (Hopefully this isn't a surprise.) \n P.S. Tell him to ask his doctor about sperm banking. Chemo is toxic, after all. (Better sa... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,516 |
edgarallenbro | Generate the content for a reddit post no I don't give a damn and I punched my roommate because he gave a damn | This was the source for drama in my apartment recently. A roommate who had been building up some kind of tension for me blamed an instance of this on me and came into my room yelling at me when I was trying to relax with a game of DotA just after I'd gotten off work. He wanted me to get up and come change it. When I re... | This was the source for drama in my apartment recently. A roommate who had been building up some kind of tension for me blamed an instance of this on me and came into my room yelling at me when I was trying to relax with a game of DotA just after I'd gotten off work. He wanted me to get up and come change it. When I re... | [
"Summary: The best way to avoid sticking your dick in crazy is to be crazier.\n\nPost: Not really giving advice, except for sharing how I avoided getting into a situation as bad as yours in the first place, but this reminded me of something that happened to me a couple weeks ago. \n Late one Friday night I get a r... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,517 |
lawstudent2 | Generate the content for a reddit post being rich means being close to the people who are actually doing all this crazy financial shit, and they do a pretty good job of explaining just how fucked everyone else is. | i really have to disagree with this.
we are in the middle of one of the most serious recessions in history precisely because these investment vehicles turned out to be an unmitigated disaster.
two main problems with your theory:
you are assuming that these investment vehicles are tied to american assets. this i... | i really have to disagree with this.
we are in the middle of one of the most serious recessions in history precisely because these investment vehicles turned out to be an unmitigated disaster.
two main problems with your theory:
you are assuming that these investment vehicles are tied to american assets. this i... | [
"Summary: labels are dying, this article perfectly exemplifies how backward their thinking is, and i just wish they would die faster.\n\nPost: i hate this article, and let me tell you why. \n the entire reason that these bands had huge first albums is because of gigantic marketing pushes by the labels. that the... | 83 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,518 |
countinuityerror12 | Generate the content for a reddit post I am pro choice to a point. I don't think they should be federally funded. That's all.
But to my point:
I was more upset that someone would use a tragic life altering event to poke at a candidate. Jesus Christ, his wife almost died and his baby did. I cant even imagine what th... | I am neither agreeing or disagreeing with abortion. Personally, I agree to a woman's right to choose, but that goes both ways. For example, if you are pro choice and I am pro life, we go our separate ways and live our lives accordingly. Where I have a problem is when it comes to federal funding. I don't mind if you wan... | I am neither agreeing or disagreeing with abortion. Personally, I agree to a woman's right to choose, but that goes both ways. For example, if you are pro choice and I am pro life, we go our separate ways and live our lives accordingly. Where I have a problem is when it comes to federal funding. I don't mind if you wan... | [
"Summary: You should really read the whole wall of text, it will help you. I have suffered from anxiety for about 10 years. But if you insist, belly breathing, singing, distractions, herbal tea, book recommendation, PM me if you want to talk.\n\nPost: Funny, I stopped smoking because of anxiety. I have panic dis... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,519 |
Chris2413 | Generate the content for a reddit post Its not crying if you are trying to voice your opinion to be heard. | Um yes exactly this. What's the point of a strike or petition if your not complaining or trying to get something you want? Not crying loud or trying to make a difference is the exact opposite attitude people need. It one person does something and no one follows or says anything its futile. IMO your the one crying as co... | Um yes exactly this. What's the point of a strike or petition if your not complaining or trying to get something you want? Not crying loud or trying to make a difference is the exact opposite attitude people need. It one person does something and no one follows or says anything its futile. IMO your the one crying as co... | [
"Summary: Try to hit as many minions with an aoe as possible. If enemy is in that range...great.\n\nPost: One thing I would say is this. When in a lane. Prioritize minions with aoe abilities. I have seen so many times anubis putting his aoe on the enemy or myself then I easily force him to tower because he can't ke... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,520 |
BALTIM0R0N | Generate the content for a reddit post I LIVED THIS CONFLICT | It's not just in Israel. Where I grew up in Baltimore County . They've carved out an extremely isolated existence and it's caused a lot of problems and social tensions, particularly in Park Heights.
It's a major feud between the orthodox and reform (I'm a reform Jew). It formed the social atmosphere of my entire ... | It's not just in Israel. Where I grew up in Baltimore County . They've carved out an extremely isolated existence and it's caused a lot of problems and social tensions, particularly in Park Heights.
It's a major feud between the orthodox and reform (I'm a reform Jew). It formed the social atmosphere of my entire ... | [
"Summary: Not taking school more seriously\n\nPost: I slacked off in high school because I had it in my mind that I was going to join the Marines. Well, I found out the recruiter lied to me, and after that it wasn't hard for my family to talk me the rest of the way down. (I graduated in 2003 and didn't really fee... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,521 |
CowJam | Generate the content for a reddit post Guy buys a printer, neglects to tell me his PC is 15 years old and blames me for it not working. | I used to run a small office supplies business. A chap came in one day and asked about printers. I talked to him about what kind of stuff he prints, his use, etc and settled on a small laser printer. I order it in for him, he collects it and takes it home.
He then phones me at home (small town, rare surname) and dem... | I used to run a small office supplies business. A chap came in one day and asked about printers. I talked to him about what kind of stuff he prints, his use, etc and settled on a small laser printer. I order it in for him, he collects it and takes it home.
He then phones me at home (small town, rare surname) and dem... | [
"Summary: You are getting what's advertised, it's you who misunderstands what's being advertised.\n\nPost: First up, the file system itself takes space. Different file systems will take up different amounts of space so HDD manufacturers can't be expected to sort that out. \n Secondly, they measure a GB as 1,000 MB... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,522 |
packetinspector | Generate the content for a reddit post The chance of there being a Ferny Grove by-election has now receded to practically zero. | Significant update:
> Meanwhile, the ECQ announced it would not lodge a petition with the Court of Disputed Returns for the seat of Ferny Grove following additional legal advice.
> ALP candidate Mark Furner was declared the successful candidate by the ECQ on Thursday by more than 400 votes after preferences.
> Pa... | Significant update:
> Meanwhile, the ECQ announced it would not lodge a petition with the Court of Disputed Returns for the seat of Ferny Grove following additional legal advice.
> ALP candidate Mark Furner was declared the successful candidate by the ECQ on Thursday by more than 400 votes after preferences.
> Pa... | [
"Summary: No, you cannot have your cake and eat it too.\n\nPost: The car is no longer your property because you lodged a claim and are being paid out for the amount you would have got for the car if you had sold it the day before the accident. If you want to keep your ruined car, cancel the claim (and give the mo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,523 |
redbeard1083 | Generate the content for a reddit post it felt like I was using a beta of a Chinese clone. | garbled screen that won't refresh until you pop the battery or wait for it to entirely power down (about 5 minutes). the one I built didn't accurately read the battery unless I popped it out and put it back in, once reading correctly, it would jump back up to showing full when I'd press the fire button. | garbled screen that won't refresh until you pop the battery or wait for it to entirely power down (about 5 minutes). the one I built didn't accurately read the battery unless I popped it out and put it back in, once reading correctly, it would jump back up to showing full when I'd press the fire button. | [
"Summary: you have honorable intentions, but it's financially crushing even IF you can find a job. its the nature of the profession at the master's level.\n\nPost: i would say....don't do it. \n like everyone said so far, you need a master's degree from an accredited institution (very expensive). if you're in the... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,524 |
OpticalData | Generate the content for a reddit post The villain for Into Darkness is Plastic Mickey, deal with it. | I know what you're thinking.
Bear with me.
Okay, so fan theories have been thrown around varying from Khan to a Humpback whale is disguise and most people have seen it now and THINK they know the answer, but people haven't really been looking at the big picture.
[This]( is the real, the true. Villain.
So at the... | I know what you're thinking.
Bear with me.
Okay, so fan theories have been thrown around varying from Khan to a Humpback whale is disguise and most people have seen it now and THINK they know the answer, but people haven't really been looking at the big picture.
[This]( is the real, the true. Villain.
So at the... | [
"Summary: It would be great if there was some kind of price tier between flats and houses. \n Or a student discount.\n\nPost: As somebody moving into Student accommodation for my second year, this annoys the hell out of me. \n My mother and father, both with jobs in a 4 bedroom house with 3 televisions, have to pay... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,525 |
fishyfishyfish | Generate the content for a reddit post haven't and won't spank my child - it's just not necessary. | I have never hit my child and can not imagine doing it.
We have always looked at the big 'behavior' picture and set expectations early on, communication is the key, treat your child like a real person. Follow through with punishments EVERYTIME if you have threatened to punish.
Some other parents have commented that... | I have never hit my child and can not imagine doing it.
We have always looked at the big 'behavior' picture and set expectations early on, communication is the key, treat your child like a real person. Follow through with punishments EVERYTIME if you have threatened to punish.
Some other parents have commented that... | [
"Summary: old, valuable guitar \n EDIT: me not spel good\n\nPost: This is probably not the most expensive for me (I guess that would be a race car) but it was one of the most impressive and I still think about it every now and then. \n When I was a teenager (probably around 14 years old) I used to get guitar less... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,526 |
disparue | Generate the content for a reddit post your girlfriend has signed a business contract but fortunately there are ways out of it before the end of term | Your GF signed a rental contract so she will be liable to the terms of that contract. The quickest way to legal get out of the lease will be to locate someone who wants to take the lease. If the landlord wants to reassign the lease then that is great, although you're likely out at least a month of rent unless the new t... | Your GF signed a rental contract so she will be liable to the terms of that contract. The quickest way to legal get out of the lease will be to locate someone who wants to take the lease. If the landlord wants to reassign the lease then that is great, although you're likely out at least a month of rent unless the new t... | [
"Summary: all cultures love chicken\n\nPost: There is a saying northern Chinese have about the Cantonese (I assume OP is living in Shenzhen). “Cantonese will eat anything in the sky but airplanes, anything in the sea but submarines, anything with four legs but the table, and except for friends and relatives anythin... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,527 |
ukjohndoe | Generate the content for a reddit post These "Top 3" probably sell more than any other single well-known series out there. They appeal to a wider audience and thus are far more recognizable. | I think Detective Conan does not have the massive worldwide fanbase to be in the top 3. It's got a huge following, sure, but come on, It's not about odd characters with wild crazy superpowers, destroying buildings, islands, cities. Like Dragon Ball Z back in the day. I'm guessing The "top 3" usually last a decade or so... | I think Detective Conan does not have the massive worldwide fanbase to be in the top 3. It's got a huge following, sure, but come on, It's not about odd characters with wild crazy superpowers, destroying buildings, islands, cities. Like Dragon Ball Z back in the day. I'm guessing The "top 3" usually last a decade or so... | [
"Summary: Not worth risking your money by buying a 6-year-old Backwards Compatible PS3 console, instead try buying a brand new PS3 and eventually a used PS2.\n\nPost: I think you're doing yourself a favor if you buy a new model PS3 for your PS3 games and eventually purchase a PS2 exclusively for your PS2 games. The... | 34 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,528 |
cheesecarrot | Generate the content for a reddit post this: Learning any new language is impressive for an engineer but it's more important to work a little abroad if it's from a career standpoint. Russian is an excellent choice because it has a rich engineering history, it shows an ability to do something hard that engineers usuall... | Are people fucking retarded?
First and most importantly, there is an incredible deficit of globally minded engineers in America and other western countries. I used to participate in a little organization called IAESTE (you're still a student? Find the chapter at your campus and join it. If your university doesn't hav... | Are people fucking retarded?
First and most importantly, there is an incredible deficit of globally minded engineers in America and other western countries. I used to participate in a little organization called IAESTE (you're still a student? Find the chapter at your campus and join it. If your university doesn't hav... | [
"Summary: When thinking about the big picture, think only about how far you've come, never how far you have left to go.\n\nPost: What you should do is plan to quit just for today with no intention of continuing to abstain afterwards. But when you get to the end of the day, you have a new plan: to make it to the end... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,529 |
Frankie_In_Like | Generate the content for a reddit post Drunken video games are fun. And I'm an idiot. | I never actually finished my Dalish elf playthrough... now I feel bad, like I abandoned her :c
My first DA2 playthrough I was trashed because I went out and bought it at the midnight release, bringing my friends (who weren't gamers) along for fun. We got drunk and stoned and when we got back I couldn't wait to play ... | I never actually finished my Dalish elf playthrough... now I feel bad, like I abandoned her :c
My first DA2 playthrough I was trashed because I went out and bought it at the midnight release, bringing my friends (who weren't gamers) along for fun. We got drunk and stoned and when we got back I couldn't wait to play ... | [
"Summary: More character interaction, please!!!!\n\nPost: More love interest/companion interactions. \n THIS is what I want the most. DA:O did it pretty well, but because of the way it was animated and such, with no movements really or even that much facial expression (and no voiced Warden), the conversations felt... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,530 |
mercenary_sysadmin | Generate the content for a reddit post if you run btrfs, limit the scope of downtime (ie, don't have 10 engineers deadlined if something goes wrong), and back up regularly (you should be doing that anyway, of course, but, seriously, back it the hell up , and monitor/test the backups - btrfs sync is extremely unrelia... | I played with it; the devs reached out to me after an article on btrfs and zfs ran on Ars Technica under my byline. It was fairly crude; it certainly installed and ran, but it was missing quite a few features I would consider essential. (Don't remember which ones exactly, it's been more than a year, and for all I kno... | I played with it; the devs reached out to me after an article on btrfs and zfs ran on Ars Technica under my byline. It was fairly crude; it certainly installed and ran, but it was missing quite a few features I would consider essential. (Don't remember which ones exactly, it's been more than a year, and for all I kno... | [
"Summary: ing here, but this is a subject near and dear to my heart. Encourage donations, good. Equate donations to social responsibility, good. Call people who don't donate on exactly your schedule and in ways forced to be directly tied to an initial download \"cheaters\": bad, and they should feel bad.\n\nPo... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,531 |
ralexs1991 | Generate the content for a reddit post people should stop getting butthurt because a company won't bend over backwards to appease their every little issue. | ASOIAF is different because it takes a realistic look and approach to fantasy, games like LoL and WoW are all about fantastical fantasy, you don't play WoW if you're looking for realism. And why would anyone want to wear the equivalent of a fucking track suit? Personally I play games to escape from shitty reality and b... | ASOIAF is different because it takes a realistic look and approach to fantasy, games like LoL and WoW are all about fantastical fantasy, you don't play WoW if you're looking for realism. And why would anyone want to wear the equivalent of a fucking track suit? Personally I play games to escape from shitty reality and b... | [
"Summary: Stop now before it's too late.\n\nPost: 9 months ago I was you. I was putting down a pack a day. One of the biggest reasons was because I told myself it helped with stress, it's not true it is a horrible crutch that you're better without. Also no one can tell you to quit or not start, you have to do that ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,532 |
Phaedrus49er | Generate the content for a reddit post you want to improve your overall torso stability while improving tissue quality that has probably degenerated due to your spine's alignment. | Cool, that's a common recommendation. In that case, planks. Lots and lots of planks, front and both sides. Yes, it seems like an abs and obliques thing, but it actually engages all the way around your torso, including your lower back. Also, very slowly, start supine (lying on your back) straight-leg bridges: feet on a ... | Cool, that's a common recommendation. In that case, planks. Lots and lots of planks, front and both sides. Yes, it seems like an abs and obliques thing, but it actually engages all the way around your torso, including your lower back. Also, very slowly, start supine (lying on your back) straight-leg bridges: feet on a ... | [
"Summary: Plenty of \"sprawlable\" land in adjacent counties. Just waiting on population. I really really really do hope that this is actually the last one, though. I mean, really, [who goes to the mall these days](\n\nPost: In the region? Doubt it's the last one. I'm calling the \"region\" Mecklenburg and the next... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,533 |
Ialmostthewholepost | Generate the content for a reddit post MY dog got bit by a pitbull mix, police came, I have a file number and the owners apartment address, but they're not answering their phone. I have a $700 vet bill, and need to extract money from the person whose dog bit mine. I'm angry, and there's a black pitmix in the Gorge ar... | Hey VictoriaBC,
I was out for a walk with my dogs on Friday night, and had the hankering for some McDonalds. I walked past a guy who was attending to random items in the back of his truck when I heard a THUMPASCRATCHTHUMPATHUMPA followed by a frantic, "GET YOUR DOGS UP!!".
Turns out the windows on the truck were... | Hey VictoriaBC,
I was out for a walk with my dogs on Friday night, and had the hankering for some McDonalds. I walked past a guy who was attending to random items in the back of his truck when I heard a THUMPASCRATCHTHUMPATHUMPA followed by a frantic, "GET YOUR DOGS UP!!".
Turns out the windows on the truck were... | [
"Summary: I did stupid shit in my teens with cars and somehow lived. I was crazy and suffering from chronic depression and didn't care about my consequences back then. Now I just shake my head at myself. Sometimes with a regretful smile. :-) \n Edit: Should I have no regrets for endangering the lives of others?... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,534 |
paradoxofchoice | Generate the content for a reddit post what about rocky marciano?" | I think it fades because fewer and fewer people remember or even know who jerry west the player was. more people were around to see kobe and wade but weren't old enough to remember michael and definitely weren't around for jerry west. people enjoy living in the now that they experienced. | I think it fades because fewer and fewer people remember or even know who jerry west the player was. more people were around to see kobe and wade but weren't old enough to remember michael and definitely weren't around for jerry west. people enjoy living in the now that they experienced. | [
"Summary: It's not Chicago's choice.\n\nPost: too bad he doesn't dictate who defends him. The top teams in this league don't necessarily have their PG defending Rose. Look at last year's ECF, I think Lebron ended up defending Rose at the end of every game. Ended up 0-5 in Game4 and 1-10 in Game5.(when defended by L... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,535 |
Rainymood_XI | Generate the content for a reddit post have fun, else, do something else | All the media fucks up your perception of how your teenage years should be spent. They all go on magical adventures, have dates at lakes and make out in moonlight etc. That's all magical pony bullshit though.
I played WoW a lot with two of my closest friends. Afterwards I thought: fuck I really spent a lot of time on... | All the media fucks up your perception of how your teenage years should be spent. They all go on magical adventures, have dates at lakes and make out in moonlight etc. That's all magical pony bullshit though.
I played WoW a lot with two of my closest friends. Afterwards I thought: fuck I really spent a lot of time on... | [
"Summary: Learn to love yourself, whether fat/skinny/ripped. Play hot/cold with girls. Ask them out, give no fucks. \n P.S. you might make some bitches mad and create some drama ... alas that is what life is about, neh?\n\nPost: On fitness/musculature/body composition: \n Doesn't matter SHIT at your age. I know how... | 36 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,536 |
marsellus_wallace | Generate the content for a reddit post An abortion is much cheaper than delivering a baby. | I feel like the insurance covering the abortion is pretty simple economics from their perspective. The most the insurance paid for the abortion is your $300-400 figure. That assumes they don't have a deal to get the procedure for less. Now that is a solid order of magnitude cheaper for them than the cost of deliverin... | I feel like the insurance covering the abortion is pretty simple economics from their perspective. The most the insurance paid for the abortion is your $300-400 figure. That assumes they don't have a deal to get the procedure for less. Now that is a solid order of magnitude cheaper for them than the cost of deliverin... | [
"Summary: The wikipedia explanation is pretty good and I am really rusty on this.\n\nPost: Oh, sorry I forgot about that. I will be honest I feel less comfortable giving advice when it comes to that since I haven't solved a lot of circuits by hand in recent years and some of the techniques have blended together a b... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,537 |
stillinlovewitredead | Generate the content for a reddit post never give homeless money, if they really needed food there are organizations out there that help for that. give them your money. give homeless the "food" that they ask for. | i got an SF homeless story. well more than one, but i'll share this one.
was at a taco bell and a homeless dude about 40's, with a speaking impediment, was asking for money so he can eat something.
i just ignored and went in and got my food. as i sat there inside eating this homeless dude walks in and sits one ta... | i got an SF homeless story. well more than one, but i'll share this one.
was at a taco bell and a homeless dude about 40's, with a speaking impediment, was asking for money so he can eat something.
i just ignored and went in and got my food. as i sat there inside eating this homeless dude walks in and sits one ta... | [
"Summary: we need to get 'murica' on those muthafuckers\n\nPost: trying to make a joke...sure... foolish....hardly. \n if we have increased military folks (not just african militia types) but our trained military snipers. barretts, m40's, lapua magnums, L96's, and trained professionals using them to take out the v... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,538 |
xTruth23x | Generate the content for a reddit post Check your email. If Riot didn't tell you you didn't get them, you got them. | Don't listen to these guys. If you did not get an email from Riot by now telling you that you were ineligible for end of season rewards you got them. You're asking a bunch of people who hate on toxic people, and think you deserve nothing. However, Riot doesn't feel that way since the sole purpose is reform. Thus, Riot ... | Don't listen to these guys. If you did not get an email from Riot by now telling you that you were ineligible for end of season rewards you got them. You're asking a bunch of people who hate on toxic people, and think you deserve nothing. However, Riot doesn't feel that way since the sole purpose is reform. Thus, Riot ... | [
"Summary: A passionate fan base is expected to voice their opinions on what they believe to be best for the team. If they didn't we should worry, it shows that we want what we think is best for CLG. Calm down.\n\nPost: Simple answer, when you're passionate about a team of ANY sport your arm chair manage the team ba... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,539 |
ahylianhero | Generate the content for a reddit post Found boyfriend's parent's sex tape. Mom likes peeing on dad. | Not my current SO, but my ex.
I was dating a guy I met while in high school. Had probably been together for two years and had our own place, but due to some room mate problems, we had to move in with his mom until our next room mate was ready for us to move in.
One day, my ex decides he wants to go through all of h... | Not my current SO, but my ex.
I was dating a guy I met while in high school. Had probably been together for two years and had our own place, but due to some room mate problems, we had to move in with his mom until our next room mate was ready for us to move in.
One day, my ex decides he wants to go through all of h... | [
"Summary: Wrote a letter to my boyfriend saying I wanted to wait before having sexual activity. Teacher found it. Saved it for blackmail. I told my grandparents about it. Teacher found out I told. Teacher snaps on me.\n\nPost: I had a science teacher named Mrs. Roberts when I was in seventh grade. She is the only t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,540 |
noobercakes | Generate the content for a reddit post stop being lazy and brush at least twice a day. If you're busy/lazy, be prepared for a lifestyle change. Whether that means going to bed 30mins earlier or whathaveyou. | Not a great idea. Flossing is more important IMO.
I've noticed when flossing before bed my morning breath isn't NEARLY as bad, if at all existent.
I floss 3 times a day though (or try to). The only times I don't is when I'm out partying and, well, get home and pass out. | Not a great idea. Flossing is more important IMO.
I've noticed when flossing before bed my morning breath isn't NEARLY as bad, if at all existent.
I floss 3 times a day though (or try to). The only times I don't is when I'm out partying and, well, get home and pass out. | [
"Summary: this is how I got arrested). \n -Don't mix pills and alcohol. Better yet, just don't take pills at all. Heard of a handful of deaths at UCSB when I was there from people mixing alcohol with antidepressants.\n\nPost: If you ride a bike around your campus: get a u-lock and a u-lock only. \n -2nd year roomma... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,541 |
1_MOUTH_2_EARS | Generate the content for a reddit post You're not weird. But you may be undisciplined, or possibly not cut out for monogamy. That said, a history of cheating isn't a good foundation for opening up a relationship, as all relationships have rules (and it is still possible to cheat in an open relationship.) If you're t... | Either negotiate an honest/transparent open relationship with your partner, break-up, or learn to find ways of not nurturing passing sexual attraction to others (as most people do.)
You're not special or unusual for finding people other than your partner enticing. And being bisexual really has little to do with it e... | Either negotiate an honest/transparent open relationship with your partner, break-up, or learn to find ways of not nurturing passing sexual attraction to others (as most people do.)
You're not special or unusual for finding people other than your partner enticing. And being bisexual really has little to do with it e... | [
"Summary: The only thing to do now is eat some humble pie and wait. Your boyfriend deserves this much (time to work out his priorities in this matter.)\n\nPost: If this is to work out between you and your partner, you're going to have to be patient - not only with him, but with your circumstances in general. \n As... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,542 |
feminaprovita | Generate the content for a reddit post Y'all basically taught me football, so I'm thankful for you! | May sound lame, but I'm very thankful for /r/nfl! A year ago, I didn't know a sack from a tackle, a cornerback from a linebacker. Thanks largely to all of you (plus /u/speedlimit55, who answered all my dumb questions), I can now have football conversations with total strangers, and they can't tell I'm a noob! | May sound lame, but I'm very thankful for /r/nfl! A year ago, I didn't know a sack from a tackle, a cornerback from a linebacker. Thanks largely to all of you (plus /u/speedlimit55, who answered all my dumb questions), I can now have football conversations with total strangers, and they can't tell I'm a noob! | [
"Summary: Thanks for being awesome! :D\n\nPost: Whoa! Well, color me star-struck. Thanks! I will take your advice. :) \n While you're here: thanks for your other novels! Ok, I've only read 2 so far, but already I've given Redshirts as a gift, and it was confirmed to be an excellent gift: the recipient thoroughly ... | 27 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,543 |
professor_dobedo | Generate the content for a reddit post the best clothes in London can be found everywhere except in the city centre (unless you're a Russian oligarch and can afford ridiculous shit). Look at the satellite communities and many different towns and villages this city has to offer :) | I would steer absolutely clear of Oxford Street. It's not just a tourist trap- it's one of the most stressful shopping experiences you will ever have. They are just high street shops. If you must, head over to Carnaby Street and on to Soho, plenty of very cool and infinitely more interesting shops over that way. If the... | I would steer absolutely clear of Oxford Street. It's not just a tourist trap- it's one of the most stressful shopping experiences you will ever have. They are just high street shops. If you must, head over to Carnaby Street and on to Soho, plenty of very cool and infinitely more interesting shops over that way. If the... | [
"Summary: The BBC tries to not be biased towards fairness.\n\nPost: I'm late to the party here, but this is actually not true. The BBC guards against fairness bias by striving to present only facts. If an obviously harmful crazy person who believes something with no evidence gathers a large enough following to beco... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,544 |
nidarus | Generate the content for a reddit post the Palestinians deserve better than your third-rate demagoguery to represent their cause | Interesting attempt to justify what can only be described as drip feed genocide.
This is the most idiotic attack-word I've heard this week.
So, because you can't possibly describe the Palestinian population, that's growing at one of the fastest rates in the world (far surpassing Israel, actually) the "victim of g... | Interesting attempt to justify what can only be described as drip feed genocide.
This is the most idiotic attack-word I've heard this week.
So, because you can't possibly describe the Palestinian population, that's growing at one of the fastest rates in the world (far surpassing Israel, actually) the "victim of g... | [
"Summary: WP burns people, not poisons them. This makes it an incendiary, rather than a chemical weapon\n\nPost: White Phosphorous isn't a chemical weapon - \"clearly\" or otherwise. It isn't listed as a chemical weapon in the Chemical Weapon Convention. It isn't good for you, but neither is gasoline, bleach, car e... | 49 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,545 |
shiningmidnight | Generate the content for a reddit post Not everybody likes to be challenged when they're trying to relax. Developers, give us a choice, please! | I see what you mean, but I disagree for personal reasons.
See, I have a huge problem controlling my anger. I know I do and I'm seeking help but that doesn't negate the fact that as of right now, I can't control myself and ragequit stuff all the time. Yes I could practice at it and slowly get better until I can pull... | I see what you mean, but I disagree for personal reasons.
See, I have a huge problem controlling my anger. I know I do and I'm seeking help but that doesn't negate the fact that as of right now, I can't control myself and ragequit stuff all the time. Yes I could practice at it and slowly get better until I can pull... | [
"Summary: You won't quit until you give yourself a rock-hard reason and remind yourself of it constantly. And you really won't quit until you're actually ready to do so. If you stumble, don't make a big deal about it and beat yourself up, but don't use it as an excuse to fall back into the same rut. Acknowledge the... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,546 |
joeflux | Generate the content for a reddit post If a science article title ends with a question mark, the answer is no. | My supervisor published a paper on "[cosmic strings]( It's highly theoretical and speculative. The paper looked at whether the WMAP data fit the cosmic string theories.
The New Scientist wrote an article on the paper with the title "Cosmic strings observed in background radiation".
Only after we complained loudl... | My supervisor published a paper on "[cosmic strings]( It's highly theoretical and speculative. The paper looked at whether the WMAP data fit the cosmic string theories.
The New Scientist wrote an article on the paper with the title "Cosmic strings observed in background radiation".
Only after we complained loudl... | [
"Summary: If you read the article, please actually read the paper it criticizes . You may just agree with it.\n\nPost: It is homeschoolers, who, by the simple act of instructing their children at home, pose an intellectual, moral, and political challenge to the government-monopoly schools \n ... \n > College prof... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,547 |
SynysterSaint | Generate the content for a reddit post my concern is that Jurassic World is going to be more State of Fear than Jurassic Park. | Jurassic World looks awesome, but there's a line in the trailer that cuts a little too close to State of Fear for my taste.
For those unfamiliar with Michael Crichton, he created a bit of controversy with his novel State of Fear. It reads as anti-global warming propaganda. There are apologist fans who try to argue th... | Jurassic World looks awesome, but there's a line in the trailer that cuts a little too close to State of Fear for my taste.
For those unfamiliar with Michael Crichton, he created a bit of controversy with his novel State of Fear. It reads as anti-global warming propaganda. There are apologist fans who try to argue th... | [
"Summary: I went to go see the reimagining of Gojira (1954) that Legendary advertized the film to be, and I got a half hour of that followed by Godzilla Raids Again as written by Sylvester Stalone. That's why I talk shit about Godzilla (2014). I don't know what other people's reasons are. \n EDIT I love that this i... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,548 |
fongaboo | Generate the content for a reddit post How can I get Traktor to play a 102 bpm track at 120 bpm by default? | I have an old record that is natively about 102 bpm. However most of what else I play is in the 120 range. The track honestly sounds a lot better sped up.
However if I drag it into an empty un-synced deck, the most I can speed it up is about 112. If another track that is 120+ is Master, then it will match up, but if ... | I have an old record that is natively about 102 bpm. However most of what else I play is in the 120 range. The track honestly sounds a lot better sped up.
However if I drag it into an empty un-synced deck, the most I can speed it up is about 112. If another track that is 120+ is Master, then it will match up, but if ... | [
"Summary: The 1% finance it, the autistics program it, and the rest of us suck it.\n\nPost: The punchline that never gets mentioned in these types of discussions is that 'jobs' are basically going to become obsolete. We just won't be able to base our society on a system where each individual must somehow justify th... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,549 |
punriffer5 | Generate the content for a reddit post My friend became the right hand man of Sauron, wiped the party and essentially won dnd
Edit: words | My friend won DnD :/
Our GM was running a normal campaign, our first big adventure was investigating the a shade of some variety that was "heavily inspired" by the enemy from "The Mummy" crossed with a bit of Sauron. So it was a formerly great evil necromancer that had been stripped of it's power and was now just a n... | My friend won DnD :/
Our GM was running a normal campaign, our first big adventure was investigating the a shade of some variety that was "heavily inspired" by the enemy from "The Mummy" crossed with a bit of Sauron. So it was a formerly great evil necromancer that had been stripped of it's power and was now just a n... | [
"Summary: I'm a gullible passive idiot, and I dated psychopath girl that is an accomplished liar and manipulator \n Stories about my timidness \n So it was a 3 and a half year relationship. I yelled once, despite constant abuse verbal, physical, emotional. The closest that i could ever come to physical violence was... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,550 |
orthag | Generate the content for a reddit post Joseph Mengele says yes. Normal, sane human being says no. | In the strictest, most horribly scientific, Joseph Mengele/Unit 731-est sense, yes. From a strictly scientific standpoint, she is capable of genetic reproduction. But when you mix in a nice bit of morality and sanity, she is incapable because A) she's a child and B) did I mention she's a god damned child? | In the strictest, most horribly scientific, Joseph Mengele/Unit 731-est sense, yes. From a strictly scientific standpoint, she is capable of genetic reproduction. But when you mix in a nice bit of morality and sanity, she is incapable because A) she's a child and B) did I mention she's a god damned child? | [
"Summary: To fix the LAPD and the LA County Sheriff, people need to leave the area.\n\nPost: I'm assuming they suffer from the same issues as the LAPD, they need to be huge to service such a dense population zone, but if they restrict recruitment to get rid of assholes they'd end up with too few people to properly ... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,551 |
gamermusclevideos | Generate the content for a reddit post In some ways very in many ways not at all like it, ether way driving simulators are fantastic fun and thats all that maters !
I feel its important to be aware that quality of simulation changes drastically depending on the hardware used :) proper brakes servo wheel and well conf... | There are shared skills between real world driving and sim driving and that's why there is utility in a simulator for real world drivers and why F1 teams use them but fundamentally a simulator is quite abstract from the real activity.
I believe The most prominent aspects of a simulator that line up to the real world ... | There are shared skills between real world driving and sim driving and that's why there is utility in a simulator for real world drivers and why F1 teams use them but fundamentally a simulator is quite abstract from the real activity.
I believe The most prominent aspects of a simulator that line up to the real world ... | [
"Summary: of-course oculus want to tap mobile / open platforms as they have a HMD that can outperform others in that space already.\n\nPost: Moving into the future software is becoming more and more platform independent, you will have noticed that the vast majority of games for the rift are built using unity and un... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,552 |
GimletOnTheRocks | Generate the content for a reddit post Chernobyl had no hard containment vessel but that's largely irrelevant once the fuel melts and exits any containment. Chernobyl's fuel did this but cooled and hardened, and was found 6 months later. At least some of the Fukushima fuel seems still melted and this will cause indef... | In 1986, Chernobyl reactor 4 suffered several explosions and the nuclear fuel melted down. Without a hard containment vessel, much of the radiation was released directly into the atmosphere. The melted fuel eventually cooled below the reactor, hardening into a shape referred to as the "elephants foot." It was discov... | In 1986, Chernobyl reactor 4 suffered several explosions and the nuclear fuel melted down. Without a hard containment vessel, much of the radiation was released directly into the atmosphere. The melted fuel eventually cooled below the reactor, hardening into a shape referred to as the "elephants foot." It was discov... | [
"Summary: Logic tells us that this is a thinly veiled attempt to reap more profit without providing anything additional to deserve that profit.\n\nPost: The logic is straightforward and simple: \n 1) Current infrastructure is sufficient to reasonably accommodate traffic at peak times. \n 2) ISPs view \"heavy users... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,553 |
swollencornholio | Generate the content for a reddit post He should run the point. | I play a lot of pick up ball and I have decent handles (I watched a lot of street ball back in the day, and my organized ball experience put it to use). I have recently been gravitating to what I call, old man ball, basically just posting up. Everyone thinks they can run the point so I let them do it, I just run around... | I play a lot of pick up ball and I have decent handles (I watched a lot of street ball back in the day, and my organized ball experience put it to use). I have recently been gravitating to what I call, old man ball, basically just posting up. Everyone thinks they can run the point so I let them do it, I just run around... | [
"Summary: He still wayy up dere. \n [Here's the breakdown of my calculations.]( \n Edit1: formatting/grammar \n Edit2: The 94' measurement should be baseline to baseline. Not to the cameraman (that distance is 94' + 5.25' = 99.25') The calculations took this into account. It's just a labeling error.\n\nPost: I alwa... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,554 |
requiem_for_a_meme | Generate the content for a reddit post haters dont hate. | please stop profiling all cops as assholes.
believe me i used to feel the same way but a lil while back i took a criminal justice class with one of the coolest professors i have ever had. he was a cop. it totally opened my eyes with a different view on cops.
Yes i know there are some cops or a lot w... | please stop profiling all cops as assholes.
believe me i used to feel the same way but a lil while back i took a criminal justice class with one of the coolest professors i have ever had. he was a cop. it totally opened my eyes with a different view on cops.
Yes i know there are some cops or a lot w... | [
"Summary: me...fucking..too. discuss \n edit: hear of it\n\nPost: wow jesus i literally thought i was the only person like this. as far back as i can remember i was always aroused by anything erotic whereas all my childhood friends would be either grossed out or indifferent. please tell me more. i can go on about t... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,555 |
chubbysumo | Generate the content for a reddit post Vlans are the best option, less issues short and long term, but are harder to set up. Double NAT is easier. | I would more suggest Vlans(with DD-wrt) than anything else. Then set up another AP that runs on his Vlan. He can't see your devices, you can't see his, and it's not going to cause double NAT issues.
The other option is to set up a double NAT scenario, which should work. Basically, you plug your router into the mod... | I would more suggest Vlans(with DD-wrt) than anything else. Then set up another AP that runs on his Vlan. He can't see your devices, you can't see his, and it's not going to cause double NAT issues.
The other option is to set up a double NAT scenario, which should work. Basically, you plug your router into the mod... | [
"Summary: asian botters use clientless bots, run hundreds at a time, and use stolen accounts. You did botting the right way(if there was one), and never ran more than you could really handle running.\n\nPost: well, there is a difference between you and a true asian botter. An asian botter has a clientless bot, me... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,556 |
wellssh | Generate the content for a reddit post Visit /r/xboxfitness and let us know which drills are not working. Maybe other users can help solve the problems you are experiencing. | I agree that the app (and the kinect 2.0) is not 100% -- sometimes it can be a little frustrating. I also agree that before they even consider making it a subscription service, the app needs to be a lot more consistent and a lot more feature rich.
That said, Xbox Fitness can be good for a lot of people. On a person... | I agree that the app (and the kinect 2.0) is not 100% -- sometimes it can be a little frustrating. I also agree that before they even consider making it a subscription service, the app needs to be a lot more consistent and a lot more feature rich.
That said, Xbox Fitness can be good for a lot of people. On a person... | [
"Summary: At least as far as Oklahoma is concerned the map seems very off.\n\nPost: It appears that Oklahoma is no longer Native lands by 1830 on your map, but the 1830s was specifically when Natives Americans were forced to Oklahoma (which was designated Indian territory). The Land Run of 1889 and creation of Okla... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,557 |
TheRealHitch | Generate the content for a reddit post She's insecure for some reason. Find this reason, and try to explain why she shouldn't feel this way. If you can't save the relationship, let her solve her problem on her own. Don't let her blame make you feel guilty | Understand one thing: this is her problem, not yours.
Typically, something like this stems from a lifelong insecurity. Sometimes, it can be caused by things that were said while growing up, or just insecurities that have stuck around with time in general. 3 times a day is a serious issue. If this continues, she is go... | Understand one thing: this is her problem, not yours.
Typically, something like this stems from a lifelong insecurity. Sometimes, it can be caused by things that were said while growing up, or just insecurities that have stuck around with time in general. 3 times a day is a serious issue. If this continues, she is go... | [
"Summary: Break contact. Find a hobby. Casually date. Find yourself again. Live your life!\n\nPost: The short answer: move on. \n I had a LDR for a long time during my first few years of college, and it prevented me from becoming who I wanted to be. It held me back from finding myself and my career, and things even... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,558 |
qwicksilfer | Generate the content for a reddit post Yeah, we've all been there. | My SO's mother's family are all a bunch of xenophobic racists. He kinda warned me that his grandfather drops the n-word a lot...which he did (HILARIOUS! :/) but not about the rest of the family. I figured, oh, old guy dropping the n-word but that's it.
Then I got stuck talking to his uncle for an hour as he bashed ev... | My SO's mother's family are all a bunch of xenophobic racists. He kinda warned me that his grandfather drops the n-word a lot...which he did (HILARIOUS! :/) but not about the rest of the family. I figured, oh, old guy dropping the n-word but that's it.
Then I got stuck talking to his uncle for an hour as he bashed ev... | [
"Summary: I don't understand your point. Can you clarify?\n\nPost: I think what Q_the_Avenger is saying is that you are invited to a celebration for each one of these events and you don't get to pick where the even takes place (and yes, funerals, although sad, are also a celebration of someone's life). \n What do y... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,559 |
tankgirl85 | Generate the content for a reddit post 1-2hr workouts, and gluten free side dishes that don't contain GF substitues please! | So my mom got diagnosed with celiac and told me to get tested too, and surprise, I have it. I have pretty much always felt shitty and sick and tired and depressed, and generally achy all over, because of this I haven't been doing all I could to keep myself in shape.
I am 225lbs down from 234lbs 1 1/2 weeks ago, and 5... | So my mom got diagnosed with celiac and told me to get tested too, and surprise, I have it. I have pretty much always felt shitty and sick and tired and depressed, and generally achy all over, because of this I haven't been doing all I could to keep myself in shape.
I am 225lbs down from 234lbs 1 1/2 weeks ago, and 5... | [
"Summary: old man tells a story about bringing hookers to an all catholic university dance back in the 1920's\n\nPost: That totally reminds me of a story that this old man told me while i was cutting his hair. In my city we have a few different universities, but there are two in particular hat started out as an all... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,560 |
mrjderp | Generate the content for a reddit post Quantum computers (and conventional) are evolving in much the same way that humans have (such as: simple task completion -> multi-task completion -> specific multi-task completion.), and with each "stage" in their evolution they become more refined via help from previous generatio... | The post is describing the difference between two types of computing (quantum and conventional), and how they are "evolving," (or in the case of quantum computing, being utilized); the poster then goes on to show that this is normal with the evolution of computing machines, or more specifically how humans use the machi... | The post is describing the difference between two types of computing (quantum and conventional), and how they are "evolving," (or in the case of quantum computing, being utilized); the poster then goes on to show that this is normal with the evolution of computing machines, or more specifically how humans use the machi... | [
"Summary: If you want change, become active; protest, sign petitions, talk about your viewpoints on every aspect of the government. We should not fear the government, they are put there by us; officials should fear the judgment of their constituents and therefore listen to their wants and needs.\n\nPost: You're not... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,561 |
Thekobra | Generate the content for a reddit post Yes, but barely. | I like the idea, but only in certain cases. For example, I'm not really interested in Starks or Turbin even if Lacy/Lynch gets hurt. If the Falcons play on TNF and Freeman is available, then I'm in. However, in those cases I generally feel like that player is worth owning anyways (I have Freeman on several benches this... | I like the idea, but only in certain cases. For example, I'm not really interested in Starks or Turbin even if Lacy/Lynch gets hurt. If the Falcons play on TNF and Freeman is available, then I'm in. However, in those cases I generally feel like that player is worth owning anyways (I have Freeman on several benches this... | [
"Summary: I really like Martin and Richardson, don't love Lynch and Spiller. Take the player you like best and enjoy who you are rooting for.\n\nPost: You didn't mention if this is PPR or not, but if it is Forte should be on your list and Morris should drop off. \n My rankings: \n \n Doug Martin \n Arian Foster ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,562 |
klenow | Generate the content for a reddit post I need to get into stem cell research so I can figure out how to grow a spine. | We should drink together, I feel your pain. Caution: venting follows.
I've been working on a certain project since just after I started my postdoc, about 4-5 years now. About 2-3 years ago, I showed a paper outline to my PI. He said it needed some fleshing out and I needed do this and that experiment. I did them and ... | We should drink together, I feel your pain. Caution: venting follows.
I've been working on a certain project since just after I started my postdoc, about 4-5 years now. About 2-3 years ago, I showed a paper outline to my PI. He said it needed some fleshing out and I needed do this and that experiment. I did them and ... | [
"Summary: Plato's cave. \n All I know is that it's supposed to be good, and that I'll be with God. Beyond that.... shrug\n\nPost: what does it look like? Feel like? Sound like? \n Not a clue.I don't think it's something that we can really grasp. The following is talking about the nature of God, but I think the same... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,563 |
faceplanted | Generate the content for a reddit post If anyone comes out of the woodwork to own up as one of the witch hunters and talk about it/apologise, you'll hear about it, but that's not going to happen. | Most of the threads are still around on wayback machine, you can find out the usernames and see what they've said about it since, I won't say any names because witch hunting is against the rules, ironically, but for the most part they're pretending it never happened, a small few of them have deleted their accounts thou... | Most of the threads are still around on wayback machine, you can find out the usernames and see what they've said about it since, I won't say any names because witch hunting is against the rules, ironically, but for the most part they're pretending it never happened, a small few of them have deleted their accounts thou... | [
"Summary: you're not wrong, just over simplifying.\n\nPost: All of the horcruxes were in fact well guarded, gringotts, an island surrounded by zombies where you can't get to without drinking pure depression and self-loathing, one was destroyed in the process of being used to resurrect himself, namely the diary, so ... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,564 |
Obsidian743 | Generate the content for a reddit post New LDR. Want her to feel special and keep the fire burning.
EDIT - I found /r/LongDistance. Should have read the sidebar a little more closely but still appreciate any advice from RA. | We've had a crush on each other for a while but didn't know it, until a couple of weeks before she has to move out of state. I decided it was my last chance to pursue her so I asked her out and turns out we are both crazy about each other. We decided that we're going to try the long distance thing and I've made it clea... | We've had a crush on each other for a while but didn't know it, until a couple of weeks before she has to move out of state. I decided it was my last chance to pursue her so I asked her out and turns out we are both crazy about each other. We decided that we're going to try the long distance thing and I've made it clea... | [
"Summary: As you've continued to gain more experience in the world and have been able to get used to your GF and compare her to more and more women, you have to decide if these other options are worth your pursuit or otherwise figure out a way to stop teasing yourself by being so exposed to and turned on by other w... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,565 |
flagwhaletop | Generate the content for a reddit post Cow heart is just lean meat, and that's all it tastes like, for cheap.
Edit: I cooked it for about an hour and a half, and I liked how it came out. | I just bought 1.5 kg (~3 lbs) of cow heart at my local farmers market for $8. I cut it up and threw it in 'chili'. The chili is astounding, and the heart ended up as small cubes of the leanest, but soft, chunks of meat I've eaten.
Oh yeah, it tastes exactly as I described them too. Lean meat. Remember that organ meat... | I just bought 1.5 kg (~3 lbs) of cow heart at my local farmers market for $8. I cut it up and threw it in 'chili'. The chili is astounding, and the heart ended up as small cubes of the leanest, but soft, chunks of meat I've eaten.
Oh yeah, it tastes exactly as I described them too. Lean meat. Remember that organ meat... | [
"Summary: Your quality of life should be given careful thought, as it may take precedence over your financial situation.\n\nPost: Be careful you don't incorrectly estimate what kind of car you could get after selling the truck. \n With the truck, you are nearly guaranteed a dependable vehicle. This is worth a lot o... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,566 |
X019 | Generate the content for a reddit post If you're a Christian and you're not loving, you're doing it wrong. | I'll take the troll bait.
>Why do christians pray?
That depends on the Christian.
>Why are you asking for god's forgiveness?
Because we sin. Something that goes against God. generally this is accepted as doing something that isn't loving.
>Why is it that if you don't redeem yourself, accept jesus into your he... | I'll take the troll bait.
>Why do christians pray?
That depends on the Christian.
>Why are you asking for god's forgiveness?
Because we sin. Something that goes against God. generally this is accepted as doing something that isn't loving.
>Why is it that if you don't redeem yourself, accept jesus into your he... | [
"Summary: if you don't show love to one another, you don't go to heaven.\n\nPost: 31\"When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory. 32All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separa... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,567 |
PhlyingHigh | Generate the content for a reddit post Men's Warehouse employees don't understand how a tux or suit should fit. | Sorry in advance to anyone here who works at men's warehouse, but why do their employees know nothing? I went in today to pick up my tux. I went to try on my tux and the shirt seemed a little loose around my neck and the arms seemed quite baggy. I told the gentleman helping me that I thought the shirt seemed a big bagg... | Sorry in advance to anyone here who works at men's warehouse, but why do their employees know nothing? I went in today to pick up my tux. I went to try on my tux and the shirt seemed a little loose around my neck and the arms seemed quite baggy. I told the gentleman helping me that I thought the shirt seemed a big bagg... | [
"Summary: Skype and be proactive about planning trips.\n\nPost: I've been in a long distance relationship for the past 6 months and it's tough but easily doable. Plan trips so you have something to look forward to and set a time to Skype every night or every other night. My gf and I Skype just about every night for... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,568 |
damnit_blondemoment | Generate the content for a reddit post guy totally smoked pot that had been on my foot. | I was ... 14? I think. Very goody-goody country girl, very sheltered. ( This is relevant later in the story ) First convention. A-Con I think, or something close to that name. I went as Sailor Venus because I wasn't big into anime really but I liked a few of the well-known ones. Friend went as Rinoa from FFVIII. We get... | I was ... 14? I think. Very goody-goody country girl, very sheltered. ( This is relevant later in the story ) First convention. A-Con I think, or something close to that name. I went as Sailor Venus because I wasn't big into anime really but I liked a few of the well-known ones. Friend went as Rinoa from FFVIII. We get... | [
"Summary: had quite a bit of greenery in my trunk and kept offering to the officer to show him. Blonde uses \"blonde moment\" attack. Got away safely.\n\nPost: Had a QP of marijuana with me once when I was younger and a total pothead. It was in my trunk, and I was on my lunch break from my job. Glance up in rear vi... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,569 |
redthursdays | Generate the content for a reddit post sister was really fucking annoying about downloading music. I downloaded the lowest possible bitrate I could find. | My older sister is a real pain in the ass, as siblings tend to be. My parents favor her, seeing as she's more successful than I am and such. Recently she's been begging me to download shitty pop music (a la Nicki Minaj and Maroon 5 bullshit that's always on the radio) for her. Thing is, she's a real pain in the ass ... | My older sister is a real pain in the ass, as siblings tend to be. My parents favor her, seeing as she's more successful than I am and such. Recently she's been begging me to download shitty pop music (a la Nicki Minaj and Maroon 5 bullshit that's always on the radio) for her. Thing is, she's a real pain in the ass ... | [
"Summary: let face heal, don't go ATG yet, inform me as to the state of your blade/where you purchased said blade.\n\nPost: So as others have said you can switch to DE or stay with your SR. Several things are likely the issue here. First of all if you're new to wet shaving don't go ATG for your shaves. Start wit... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,570 |
Whoistcmt | Generate the content for a reddit post College class homework involved me being a creeper to strangers
Edit: to everyone butthurt that I hugged a girl, it was a hug, around the shoulders, and I didn't hug her with tongue. So calm down on the claims of sexual assault. Its like i'm posting on tumblr or some shit. | I hope I'm not late. I have a perfect story that I'd like to share.
In my college years, I took a psychology 101 or 100 class, and we had a 'social norms' segment of the class. Your 'homework' was to go out into the world and break 3 social norms, and write a short essay on how people responded.
For a little backg... | I hope I'm not late. I have a perfect story that I'd like to share.
In my college years, I took a psychology 101 or 100 class, and we had a 'social norms' segment of the class. Your 'homework' was to go out into the world and break 3 social norms, and write a short essay on how people responded.
For a little backg... | [
"Summary: No idea with family, bribe the S.O. with delicious food?\n\nPost: This thread is of incredible interest to me. I'm in my mid 20s and all I've heard for the past decade from family is.. \n \"If you sold them.. like ALL of them; wouldn't you want the money? Think about what you could buy if you just got rid... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,571 |
thefran | Generate the content for a reddit post It's pay to win because of opportunity costs. Leaguedrones defend this. | I wouldn't mind some proof that LoL was pay to win, I thought it was just costumes or ... characters
Here's how it works.
You get in-game points that you can spend on runes - they straight up make your character much stronger, or characters.
You may have to play up to 100 matches to unlock new characters because ... | I wouldn't mind some proof that LoL was pay to win, I thought it was just costumes or ... characters
Here's how it works.
You get in-game points that you can spend on runes - they straight up make your character much stronger, or characters.
You may have to play up to 100 matches to unlock new characters because ... | [
"Summary: The idea that you will actually get a genuine conversation on Tumblr is at its very very best a lie, not that I expect a tumblrina to ever apologize for lying.\n\nPost: I migrated from livejournal to tumblr without expecting that these people would follow (back then they actually called themselves social ... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,572 |
Linksawake | Generate the content for a reddit post I want to play open world games with authentic and respectful indigenous settings that may/may not include spiritual elements of those cultures as well. This would broaden exposure to this part of history.
Thoughts? | Playing The Witcher 3 has stimulated my brain to think about how open world games could be expanded in terms of setting, Witcher presents a Polish interpretation of fantasy which I appreciate.
Tangentially, I started thinking about authentic indigenous tales, or even indigenous spirituality as a focus to crafting a g... | Playing The Witcher 3 has stimulated my brain to think about how open world games could be expanded in terms of setting, Witcher presents a Polish interpretation of fantasy which I appreciate.
Tangentially, I started thinking about authentic indigenous tales, or even indigenous spirituality as a focus to crafting a g... | [
"Summary: culture doesn't excuse philosophically flawed decisions and laws.\n\nPost: It's important to note that cultural relativity is a fallacy. Just because people acknowledge there is a difference in culture doesn't mean they are not allowed to reasonably criticize that culture's habits if they have good reason... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,573 |
DouchebagMcshitstain | Generate the content for a reddit post Short term revenue may well destroy a long-standing reputation. | Unless the people coming in aren't what the restaurant is after.
Let's say I have owned and run a nice seafood restaurant for 5 years. Nice spacious setup, quiet atmosphere, great service, and fantastic food. Revenue is good, although I wish my Mondays were a bit busier. My check average is $60.
Along comes some ce... | Unless the people coming in aren't what the restaurant is after.
Let's say I have owned and run a nice seafood restaurant for 5 years. Nice spacious setup, quiet atmosphere, great service, and fantastic food. Revenue is good, although I wish my Mondays were a bit busier. My check average is $60.
Along comes some ce... | [
"Summary: Scrapie aint nothing to fuck with, and this farmer fucked with it.\n\nPost: I followed this case rather closely a few years ago, so let me give the other perspective. I may get some details wrong, but it will generally offer a good perspective. \n First of all, I raise heritage breed animals in my free ti... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,574 |
solinv | Generate the content for a reddit post not amazing at all. | With even the most basic understanding of quantum mechanics, you can prove that hydrogen can have metallic properties in the right circumstances.
It's not that anyone is surprised by the result. Everyone expected that result. The impressive thing is that in 90 years and hundreds of attempts, no one has been able to... | With even the most basic understanding of quantum mechanics, you can prove that hydrogen can have metallic properties in the right circumstances.
It's not that anyone is surprised by the result. Everyone expected that result. The impressive thing is that in 90 years and hundreds of attempts, no one has been able to... | [
"Summary: The whole reddit is misogynist/hates women thing is bullshit when looked at objectively instead of from a preconceived view.\n\nPost: There isn't much misogyny on reddit. The misogyny thats there is quickly downvoted. Certainly if you go out with the mindset that a place is misogynistic you will see misog... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,575 |
sgst | Generate the content for a reddit post a year ago for sure, maybe more frequently but I don't know. 27M | Not sure. The last time I can be pretty sure of was at a friend's house party last year where another friend of mine started stroking me, cuddling, and playing footsie. It wasn't at all subtle and I certainly picked up on it. Since then she's done a few other flirtatious things but she recently found herself a boyfrien... | Not sure. The last time I can be pretty sure of was at a friend's house party last year where another friend of mine started stroking me, cuddling, and playing footsie. It wasn't at all subtle and I certainly picked up on it. Since then she's done a few other flirtatious things but she recently found herself a boyfrien... | [
"Summary: break it off, for the good of both of you. Unless you honestly believe she'll change and want to change.\n\nPost: End it. I'm not a woman but I've been in exactly your situation. Eventually it was her lies that were the last straw - finding out that she'd been binge eating and hiding it from me for year... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,576 |
unexceptional | Generate the content for a reddit post the relationship between papparazzi and celebrities is largely symbiotic, not parasitic. | Most of Reddit has displayed a vocal dislike of celebrity gossip, so Reddit doesn't seem to do this. Let me explain something:
MANY of the celebrities are in on it.
Not all celebrities, okay. But you have to look shit up and use your brain. Celebrity X and Celebrity Y were papped at a remote quaint resort inn in Ut... | Most of Reddit has displayed a vocal dislike of celebrity gossip, so Reddit doesn't seem to do this. Let me explain something:
MANY of the celebrities are in on it.
Not all celebrities, okay. But you have to look shit up and use your brain. Celebrity X and Celebrity Y were papped at a remote quaint resort inn in Ut... | [
"Summary: I think it's overly simplistic to imply that it's the USA's sole fault that Korea is a split country today given the historical presence of the USSR.\n\nPost: Korea was a previously united country (kind of) underneath the jurisdiction of Japan. It's not like that was going well. \n I agree that it was a p... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,577 |
Thats_classified | Generate the content for a reddit post Gay beat friends with a romantic past. Best friend regrets our romantic past and shuts me out because he is afraid of vulnerability and is so insecure and mistrustful of himself. I find his stereo silence hard to not take personally because of the love and support that I've offere... | So. Gonna make the beginnings as short as possible. Dated the wrong guy for a year. Had a close but purposefully distant relationship with said friend. Broke up with wrong guy. Things naturally began happening after a while with me and best friend. As we are doing this, we agree to communicate every step of the way so ... | So. Gonna make the beginnings as short as possible. Dated the wrong guy for a year. Had a close but purposefully distant relationship with said friend. Broke up with wrong guy. Things naturally began happening after a while with me and best friend. As we are doing this, we agree to communicate every step of the way so ... | [
"Summary: Furiously licked my lips and moaned at my teacher, COMPLETELY by accident.\n\nPost: So...we all have that one crazy friend that we can just be completely crazy and off the wall with...right? \nAnyways, said friend and I developed this thing where we would seductively lick our lips and grunt when we were f... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,578 |
AncientStiffy | Generate the content for a reddit post Everyone who used a light saber was a power hungry monster. | I'm sure this pretty controversial, but I always felt that a point of Star Wars people missed was the fact the Jedi and Sith are the same. They both use powers well beyond the scope of most individuals to get what they want (I.e. Mind trick, per se) and also use devastating force to try and ensure their idea of what th... | I'm sure this pretty controversial, but I always felt that a point of Star Wars people missed was the fact the Jedi and Sith are the same. They both use powers well beyond the scope of most individuals to get what they want (I.e. Mind trick, per se) and also use devastating force to try and ensure their idea of what th... | [
"Summary: I'm the only patriotic sumbitch on reddit...\n\nPost: It might also be due to the fact that it represents a nation and the ideals behind it that a lot of people have died for. It's not about brainwashing to worship a flag, it's about respecting the fact that a ton of people have given their lives to keep ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,579 |
teuast | Generate the content for a reddit post Cats are assholes, but they're loyal assholes. | Yes they do.
Thing with cats is, they're kind of like that friend who's a jerk to you most of the time, but comes through when you need him, you know? When things are going along pretty normally, your cat will ignore you and sometimes attack your ankle when it's hungry. But if you're down, if you lost your job and yo... | Yes they do.
Thing with cats is, they're kind of like that friend who's a jerk to you most of the time, but comes through when you need him, you know? When things are going along pretty normally, your cat will ignore you and sometimes attack your ankle when it's hungry. But if you're down, if you lost your job and yo... | [
"Summary: She is he as he was she as he is me and we are all together.\n\nPost: The one transperson I've ever known was FTM, was female for the first half of high school and started dressing and acting like a guy for the second half (I don't think he's had surgery or whatever, but I haven't talked to him in almost ... | 106 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,580 |
ductyl | Generate the content for a reddit post Tried to poison a kid, wound up vomiting on his lawn. | I can do this as well. Which I guess leads to a somewhat embarrassing story, although some of my close friends know about it. When I was younger, I decided to use my "super power" to trick some kid we didn't like into drinking soda with dish detergent mixed in. I figured I'd drink it to show it was safe, then throw it ... | I can do this as well. Which I guess leads to a somewhat embarrassing story, although some of my close friends know about it. When I was younger, I decided to use my "super power" to trick some kid we didn't like into drinking soda with dish detergent mixed in. I figured I'd drink it to show it was safe, then throw it ... | [
"Summary: I can offer no advice, except that my parents pestered me about homework, I didn't like it much but still sort of tried a little more, and then eventually I turned out to be a hardworking (when I need to be) contributing member of society. Good luck!\n\nPost: This was me... I basically went from straight ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,581 |
trai_dep | Generate the content for a reddit post Peddling 360° FUD uncritically is as bad as being overly compliant. | Nor can you trust the service providers. Or Google. Or Microsoft. Or the integrated circuit makers in your device. Or in the cell tower infrastructure. Or the App developers. Or your computer, if you use it as a phone backup. Or their OS developers. Or chip makers. And don't get me started on Cloud services, if you us... | Nor can you trust the service providers. Or Google. Or Microsoft. Or the integrated circuit makers in your device. Or in the cell tower infrastructure. Or the App developers. Or your computer, if you use it as a phone backup. Or their OS developers. Or chip makers. And don't get me started on Cloud services, if you us... | [
"Summary: r/Apple deserves better than one-sentence whiners. I think.\n\nPost: Meh. Writing decent titles is hard; I gave it my best shot, esp. for a technical article. \n Had it been a constructive critique, I've have been overjoyed. That could have been an interesting, collegial topic. \n But looking at his p... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,582 |
retardcharizard | Generate the content for a reddit post Based on what we know or think, Chief should win. But things can get reconned and changed to better provided clash. It's important to remember Chief and Locke have different skills. | So, although I agree with /u/asianedy, that these kind of posts are getting old . I will give you my, trying-to-be-as-unbaised-as-possible speculation on serious, no /#TeamChief answer.
Locke and Chief are trained differently. Locke is a high up special agent. He isn't some push over. He probably is all about assass... | So, although I agree with /u/asianedy, that these kind of posts are getting old . I will give you my, trying-to-be-as-unbaised-as-possible speculation on serious, no /#TeamChief answer.
Locke and Chief are trained differently. Locke is a high up special agent. He isn't some push over. He probably is all about assass... | [
"Summary: Girls are illogical, emotional creatures that act without any thought. At least teenaged ones.\n\nPost: Imagine being an overweight girl. Even skinny girls think they are too fat. She was actually overweight. She lived with it daily and was probably to embarrassed to go to the gym. They only thing that ke... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,583 |
lanismycousin | Generate the content for a reddit post Help us out? | Can you please send us a modmail when you find another inaccurate TIL?
We remove thousands of false/misleading submissions every week but some do get past us and we would appreciate any help we can get when it comes to getting rid of all of the false submissions that redditors keep on submitting. | Can you please send us a modmail when you find another inaccurate TIL?
We remove thousands of false/misleading submissions every week but some do get past us and we would appreciate any help we can get when it comes to getting rid of all of the false submissions that redditors keep on submitting. | [
"Summary: The handful of mods that are actually active really don't need the added work, it's hard enough to just deal with the current ruleset.\n\nPost: I like the idea but there are issues (we've talked about this and other similar ideas about reposting in our internal TIL mod subreddit discussions) ..... \n \n W... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,584 |
SavageInside | Generate the content for a reddit post Ask her out! Really, the only way out of the mythical “friend-zone” is to clearly state your intentions, then walk away if you can’t handle a negative reaction. If it’s bad news, then still go to the wedding with her (if she wants) as friends, and keep your eyes open for a cute, s... | Hmmmm.
Normally, my advice would be to fucking ask her out already . Not with a group of friends, not in a platonic way, but say “Hey, I really like you – if you’re interested, I’d love to take you out to dinner sometime, just the two of us.” Then, if she says yes, respond with “Great, it’s a date!”, just to make it... | Hmmmm.
Normally, my advice would be to fucking ask her out already . Not with a group of friends, not in a platonic way, but say “Hey, I really like you – if you’re interested, I’d love to take you out to dinner sometime, just the two of us.” Then, if she says yes, respond with “Great, it’s a date!”, just to make it... | [
"Summary: I was lucky, and some people took pity on me and helped me gain that initial boost of confidence. After that, it was determination not to be cowed by the jerks who bullied me. You can get through it! Middle/high school is the fuckin worst – life gets so much better after that.\n\nPost: Ugly girl checking ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,585 |
RDay | Generate the content for a reddit post did the same, prevailed in mediation. | I did something similar with an equally evil corporation.
ClearChannel is a media giant. One day a local radio station manager approched me about doing a Sunday 'pay to play' slot called Club Cannabis: about all things marijuana. This was back in the day, around 2000, before all this medical marijuana and legalizatio... | I did something similar with an equally evil corporation.
ClearChannel is a media giant. One day a local radio station manager approched me about doing a Sunday 'pay to play' slot called Club Cannabis: about all things marijuana. This was back in the day, around 2000, before all this medical marijuana and legalizatio... | [
"Summary: Jackie was human.\n\nPost: She was not processing that he was super dead already. What she was doing was trying to help her husband. \n what she was doing was following the instinct of fight or flight. Please tell how love overcame mortal fear. They fucked around on each other. It is common knowledge. Th... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,586 |
kamikazplatypus | Generate the content for a reddit post i really wish we had longer in champ select to plan out swaps and what not because if anyone tries to do any kind of advanced planning its almost completely limited on your words per minute | Just played a game of ranked where champ select was a complete disaster nobody said what they wanted some guy wanted vi i picked it and told him to trade me a support, guy below me instalocks thresh and says support plan going up in flames, im suddenly going top and person asks what they should pick to trade me i say i... | Just played a game of ranked where champ select was a complete disaster nobody said what they wanted some guy wanted vi i picked it and told him to trade me a support, guy below me instalocks thresh and says support plan going up in flames, im suddenly going top and person asks what they should pick to trade me i say i... | [
"Summary: if all stars actually matters dont let the fans screw over a region because that just means worlds is gonna suck again\n\nPost: because allstars actually fucking matters, if it was a for fun tournament just to show the favorites going head to head then sure who cares but last year europe got screwed over ... | 64 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,587 |
brutalproduct | Generate the content for a reddit post Joe's Garage, and you're an asshole for not reading one paragraph. | I've thought about this for a long time and I have to personally say that my fave release is "Joe's Garage". Maybe I am biased because I have lived many of Joe's adventures-being a musician for most of my adult life, but goddamn, what can I say? I love it and am always transported to a place beyond myself where I can r... | I've thought about this for a long time and I have to personally say that my fave release is "Joe's Garage". Maybe I am biased because I have lived many of Joe's adventures-being a musician for most of my adult life, but goddamn, what can I say? I love it and am always transported to a place beyond myself where I can r... | [
"Summary: I like [COMC] and see no reason to ban it or set aside a day for it. +downvote rant\n\nPost: I have always wondered why there are so many downvotes in this sub/r/. Assholes and trolls of the internet aside, I just don't understand how people can post something genuine and receive so much negativity. Case... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,588 |
Mondayart | Generate the content for a reddit post Just tell her to talk more about it with God about it. I hate to break it to you, but I don't think the relationship would work out in the marriage section :/ | So, this is going to sound very spiritual and stuff, but hopefully you'll (more importantly I suppose, she) will understand it. Well, if she is a Christen I think you should ask her to ask God and meditate more on the answer, tell her to spend more time listening for that answer. She could also ask some of the pastors ... | So, this is going to sound very spiritual and stuff, but hopefully you'll (more importantly I suppose, she) will understand it. Well, if she is a Christen I think you should ask her to ask God and meditate more on the answer, tell her to spend more time listening for that answer. She could also ask some of the pastors ... | [
"Summary: Here's a post I think is the source]( Just wanting to post what I think is the source\n\nPost: I hate to be \"That guy\" but this was one of the top scoring links in /r/coffee \n[(can be found here)]( \n I'm sure /u/real_nice_guy will/has posted who made it already, but I feel like I should say something ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,589 |
Geekette_Minx | Generate the content for a reddit post First soap then water to fill 1/3 of way. Add clothes dirtiest type first. Wait 20-30 mintues for wash cycle. Add softener at 10-15 mark during wash cycle. Throw in dryer for 45+ minutes with clean, dry towel speed up process. Hang up delicate/shrinkable items then place fan on th... | For older machines try this:
First measure out your soap and place under where the water comes out inside your washer at the highest water temp possible. If you cannot change the temp of your water or the soap has to go into a feeder, nix this step.
Second, adjust water temp to the type of clothes you are wearing. ... | For older machines try this:
First measure out your soap and place under where the water comes out inside your washer at the highest water temp possible. If you cannot change the temp of your water or the soap has to go into a feeder, nix this step.
Second, adjust water temp to the type of clothes you are wearing. ... | [
"Summary: Quality over quantity of calories has much to do with healthy weight loss. Speak with your Endocrinologist, look into reducing carbohydrates even by a few grams to see how you feel, try to eat more \"clean\" when possible, and get checked for vitamin/mineral deficiencies along side with having tested for ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,590 |
8BitCookie | Generate the content for a reddit post monks are super sayian monkeys | the monk will wrap their legs around the monkey bar/pull up bar upside down and theres a empty bucket above the monkey bar and a bucket of water under their head. The monk is now given a spoon and they have to transfer the water under them using the spoon only to the bucket above. so not only they are upside down using... | the monk will wrap their legs around the monkey bar/pull up bar upside down and theres a empty bucket above the monkey bar and a bucket of water under their head. The monk is now given a spoon and they have to transfer the water under them using the spoon only to the bucket above. so not only they are upside down using... | [
"Summary: if you see a car next to you and I mean literally side-to-side alignment, Don't change lanes into the car. Studies has show that hitting a car causes accidents . And recent research has proven that cars are not wraiths and can not go through other vehicles in such manner...yet \n edit: I can maybe draw wh... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,591 |
GCanuck | Generate the content for a reddit post In general , "live and let live" is a fine policy we should all practice. In reality , it simply doesn't work. | Live and let live only works if we were all the same (or close enough).
I can't let a neighbour get away with beating his kids/wife/dog. If no one else could/would step in, I'd feel morally obligated to do so myself.
On the other hand, I wouldn't appreciate a neighbour coming into my house and telling me I need to... | Live and let live only works if we were all the same (or close enough).
I can't let a neighbour get away with beating his kids/wife/dog. If no one else could/would step in, I'd feel morally obligated to do so myself.
On the other hand, I wouldn't appreciate a neighbour coming into my house and telling me I need to... | [
"Summary: Don't hold this against him.\n\nPost: Wait until after high school. High school boys tend to have hormone problems that are difficult to control. \n And take this away from this: This dude isn't necessarily a bad guy. If you can't be around him because he can't control his desires (not in a rapey way, j... | 51 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,592 |
Stingray88 | Generate the content for a reddit post I was expecting [this]( and found [this]( | Well I obviously can't make a really strong judgement only spending 30 minutes over there... but I'll report my findings...
Not what I was expecting at all. From what I had heard of 2XC I was expecting it to be like a feminist thread (Not femnazis, just feminists). But it's really just a subreddit for women talking a... | Well I obviously can't make a really strong judgement only spending 30 minutes over there... but I'll report my findings...
Not what I was expecting at all. From what I had heard of 2XC I was expecting it to be like a feminist thread (Not femnazis, just feminists). But it's really just a subreddit for women talking a... | [
"Summary: You've got nothing to worry about unless you experience actual issues. \"Window redrawing, for example, is sometimes choppy.\" There's an issue, but it most definitely not the result of being low on memory.\n\nPost: And I have 12 gigs of ram total \n Well there is your \"problem\"! I say that in quotes be... | 200 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,593 |
CirclethatJerk | Generate the content for a reddit post Nice grill lmao
Edit: I'm ayy btw ;) | Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? May... | Delete your post, shithead. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? May... | [
"Summary: ayy pao\n\nPost: She truly is the CEO reddit deserves. \n Hey WAIT A MINUTE?! MOM?! IS THAT YOU?! \n Guys. \n She looks like my mom. \n Mom please I didn't mean to go on reddit after beddie-bye time! \nEdit: sorry guys I have to get off reddit now. It's beddie-bye time! \n Edit2: Mommy took my memes away ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,594 |
KAMalosh | Generate the content for a reddit post You guys make me feel less lonely. Thanks for that. | It's been a rough couple of years for me. Got hit by a tow truck in April of 2010 and my arm still isn't healed, had to have 3 surgeries for it. The legal issues aren't settled yet, either. This year, I had a boyfriend, kind of my first serious one, he met the family and all that...and then shortly after that we bro... | It's been a rough couple of years for me. Got hit by a tow truck in April of 2010 and my arm still isn't healed, had to have 3 surgeries for it. The legal issues aren't settled yet, either. This year, I had a boyfriend, kind of my first serious one, he met the family and all that...and then shortly after that we bro... | [
"Summary: Had a friend who went through something similar. We stayed friends through, and she has come out of it. My advice is to be there for her should she (when she) needs your help.\n\nPost: My best friend went through something similar in high school. She had always believed in God, so that wasn't the issue... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,595 |
daniflemp | Generate the content for a reddit post Understanding, consideration and mutual respect can be difficult things to learn but are key staples of two minds being able to stay around each other for years. | Don't keep pushing at something. Even if I believe they're mistaken, it's better to just say, "You might be right.", "We'll agree to disagree." or "You'd know better than I would about that.". No sense in getting them wound up over something trivial, or something you don't have as much interest in as them.
This does... | Don't keep pushing at something. Even if I believe they're mistaken, it's better to just say, "You might be right.", "We'll agree to disagree." or "You'd know better than I would about that.". No sense in getting them wound up over something trivial, or something you don't have as much interest in as them.
This does... | [
"Summary: Fiancée's friend breaks basic cardinal rules of respect, behaving appropriately towards other's hospitality and property. If you behave like him, then next time you cross the road, do us all a favour and don't bother looking.\n\nPost: People who don't know how to respect other people's property, or abuse ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,596 |
ylca | Generate the content for a reddit post Critics are useless because consumers are rarely as jaded about a given field as it's experts. | Critics have always seemed worthless to me as they are a group of people who are so focused on their medium that they gain a viewpoint on it that is foreign to most of the rest of the populace. Ever notice how every year critic top ten lists are picked and every year they're completely laden with horrible movies?
I... | Critics have always seemed worthless to me as they are a group of people who are so focused on their medium that they gain a viewpoint on it that is foreign to most of the rest of the populace. Ever notice how every year critic top ten lists are picked and every year they're completely laden with horrible movies?
I... | [
"Summary: She should drop him, but not because you asked. If she doesn't want to drop him without being persuaded it's not a terribly good sign.\n\nPost: What are you worried is going to happen? \n He might be worried that she makes poor decisions, like remaining friends with someone who already makes her uncomfort... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,597 |
Siggycakes | Generate the content for a reddit post I had way too much time as a 12 year old. | By equipping the w-item materia you could duplicate any item that was usable in battle as long as you had two. You would select the item you wanted to duplicate, then select a target. The item menu would pop up again and you would select the item again, but instead of selecting a target, back out, this would increase t... | By equipping the w-item materia you could duplicate any item that was usable in battle as long as you had two. You would select the item you wanted to duplicate, then select a target. The item menu would pop up again and you would select the item again, but instead of selecting a target, back out, this would increase t... | [
"Summary: This isn't a theory, it's a poor attempt at humor using racist stereotypes of \"ghetto\" black people, and it just happens to be from tumblr, I would have called it racist regardless of the source.\n\nPost: No the post coming from tumblr isn't the problem. \n It's the idea that Draquesha would be Draco's ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,598 |
themooseexperience | Generate the content for a reddit post Finally got to a great college after going through an abusive childhood and decided to start doing things for myself. Lost 30 pounds and counting, studying way more since high school was pretty easy for me, broke off my abusive relationship with my now-ex-girlfriend. Everything is... | I'm a freshman in college, and I decided it was time to change myself for the better. I had already made it to a school ranked 11th in the nation for CS, I already was captain of my football and baseball team in high, I did all this and all that but I was fucking miserable. I had an emotionally and occasionally physica... | I'm a freshman in college, and I decided it was time to change myself for the better. I had already made it to a school ranked 11th in the nation for CS, I already was captain of my football and baseball team in high, I did all this and all that but I was fucking miserable. I had an emotionally and occasionally physica... | [
"Summary: Learn Homecoming by Kanye West (and more importantly Chris Martin from Coldplay)\n\nPost: If you were like me when I was just learning and couldn't stand learning classical piece after classical piece, I recommend trying to learn (and hear me out on this) Homecoming by Kanye West. What, a popular song fo... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,599 |
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