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MahDarling | Generate the content for a reddit post Lifeguarding is boring | I'm a lifeguard currently, so we don't really have the chance to pass time besides sit in a chair as we can't have conversations and suchlike. Occasionally we'll see if we can get the other lifeguard on duty to laugh by doing something stupid across the pool from them. It's fairly easy to get bored in that job but ther... | I'm a lifeguard currently, so we don't really have the chance to pass time besides sit in a chair as we can't have conversations and suchlike. Occasionally we'll see if we can get the other lifeguard on duty to laugh by doing something stupid across the pool from them. It's fairly easy to get bored in that job but ther... | [
"Summary: Make your own decision, you know what you need best! Also I'm fucking psyched for Bioshock Infinite, but definitely focus on academics and join a club/team/activity in school!\n\nPost: I'm both a Mac and PC and I'm a Digital Arts & Sciences student which means I do lots of programming and digital art pr... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,900 |
UnholyAngel | Generate the content for a reddit post No one is straight, everyone is hiding something. | MC: Kind-hearted but insecure. Is gay and in love with his best friend, but keeps this a secret because he's worried about being bullied and not being accepted. Tries to confess, but his worry and desire to keep this secret make this difficult.
Male Best Friend: Very extroverted and easy-going guy. Hangs out with alm... | MC: Kind-hearted but insecure. Is gay and in love with his best friend, but keeps this a secret because he's worried about being bullied and not being accepted. Tries to confess, but his worry and desire to keep this secret make this difficult.
Male Best Friend: Very extroverted and easy-going guy. Hangs out with alm... | [
"Summary: Upper bracket finals don't affect much compared to other matches, and teams won't prepare for it. Leads to bad dota that doesn't even mean anything.\n\nPost: I think the format just needs to not have the entire upper bracket be played first. Play the round one games on the first day and then play through ... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,901 |
necronic | Generate the content for a reddit post I was going through a really lame high school haunted house and completely lost it when clowns started popping some balloons and ran for the exit without hesitation | Not an employee but s shameful victim of sorts. I'm one of those people who can watch horror movies without so much as flinching and I am really not afraid of anything like spiders, heights, compact spaces, etc... however, the one thing that does get me running are balloons popping (for some reason I can handle firewor... | Not an employee but s shameful victim of sorts. I'm one of those people who can watch horror movies without so much as flinching and I am really not afraid of anything like spiders, heights, compact spaces, etc... however, the one thing that does get me running are balloons popping (for some reason I can handle firewor... | [
"Summary: Haunted houses arent that awesome when the ghost likes to bother you so consider yourself lucky\n\nPost: I lived in a haunted house for 4 years when I was a kid. The ghost liked to either stare at my sister and I whenever we were in bed trying to fall asleep and when it didn't do that or if I tried to ign... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,902 |
heshl | Generate the content for a reddit post Not black and white. Didn't cause the fall of the Roman Empire on it's own, but probably was a minor contributing factor. | Nigaru was almost surely wrong to attribute the fall of the Roman Empire primary to lead poisoning, but I think Scarborough sells short the idea as a whole.
In my opinion, it's one minor cause in the larger constellation of factors.
Yes, the Romans surely were aware of the acute toxic properties of lead, but lead b... | Nigaru was almost surely wrong to attribute the fall of the Roman Empire primary to lead poisoning, but I think Scarborough sells short the idea as a whole.
In my opinion, it's one minor cause in the larger constellation of factors.
Yes, the Romans surely were aware of the acute toxic properties of lead, but lead b... | [
"Summary: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING, WE CANT GET RID OF OUR WHOLE FUCKING SIGINT CAPABILITY, DO YOU WANT A CHINESE ROOTKIT AND RAT ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MACHINE IN AMERICA?!!????\n\nPost: I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but the NSA does a LOT more then the sort of data mining you are so pissed abo... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,903 |
dripless_cactus | Generate the content for a reddit post Please consult with a local sexual abuse crisis line for support, resources and ideas about what to do next. Meanwhile, don't necessarily take it upon yourself to find him help, as it would likely be a very long difficult road. | First of all OP, I'm so so sorry that you are going through this. I can't even imagine finding out something like this about someone who I love and have a life with. I think you already know that you can't possibly stay with him in a marriage, and the sense of betrayal must be awful. Please make sure you find support f... | First of all OP, I'm so so sorry that you are going through this. I can't even imagine finding out something like this about someone who I love and have a life with. I think you already know that you can't possibly stay with him in a marriage, and the sense of betrayal must be awful. Please make sure you find support f... | [
"Summary: 3 weird incidents of small world experiences relating to the same source.\n\nPost: My mom grew up in a small town in Iowa (about 3k people) and her father was the town baker. After college she moved to Minneapolis and that’s where I grew up and live and work now. My main coworkers consist of a circle of ... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,904 |
goosmurf | Generate the content for a reddit post There are many misconceptions as to how difficult Replays are to configure, and misinformation WRT performance impact. | There is a lot of misinformation in the comments here so as a server operator who actually runs with replays enabled...
> It's not as easy as flipping a switch - there's some effort needed to enable it.
It is almost that simple. Valve provides a cfg/replay_example.cfg with all of the settings fully explained.
On ... | There is a lot of misinformation in the comments here so as a server operator who actually runs with replays enabled...
> It's not as easy as flipping a switch - there's some effort needed to enable it.
It is almost that simple. Valve provides a cfg/replay_example.cfg with all of the settings fully explained.
On ... | [
"Summary: discussion can be valuable but in the last couple of months I see people trying way too hard to stir discussion purely for the sake of discussion. If there's nothing to discuss we don't need discussion threads. /r/tf2 doesn't have to be like a 24x7 news channel making crap up just so there's something to ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,905 |
IwishIwasGoku | Generate the content for a reddit post writing is much better now and season 5 should be more exciting since the characters have been effectively 'fixed'. | As with every season since season 1, I felt the season could have been a bit shorter and it would have been perfect. There was also some bad dialogue here and there. However, it was far less than in season 2-3 and the character development was handled much better. (I do hope Glenn gets more to do than be hopelessly in ... | As with every season since season 1, I felt the season could have been a bit shorter and it would have been perfect. There was also some bad dialogue here and there. However, it was far less than in season 2-3 and the character development was handled much better. (I do hope Glenn gets more to do than be hopelessly in ... | [
"Summary: It helps keep keep consumers buying stuff in Canada on the biggest shopping day in North America. \n EDIT: I should note this logic only applies to people who live reasonably close to the American border, but it's definitely a large enough population for the decision to make sense.\n\nPost: Actually there... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,906 |
twwwy | Generate the content for a reddit post r/teenagers | we used to talk on the phone for hours and let me get all my lady problems off my chest but now i have no one.
find girl friends to talk these over,
>* he cant just take an hour out of his day for my phone calls,
THAT IS JUSTIFIED!
>* he used to not call me a few weeks ago, then last week we had a huge fight an... | we used to talk on the phone for hours and let me get all my lady problems off my chest but now i have no one.
find girl friends to talk these over,
>* he cant just take an hour out of his day for my phone calls,
THAT IS JUSTIFIED!
>* he used to not call me a few weeks ago, then last week we had a huge fight an... | [
"Summary: Bummer, :|.\n\nPost: i'll assume you're coming from an earnest place and i'll give as earnest a response as possible here. \n feminists are called 'feminists' because their focus/emphasis is on dealing with the WOMEN'S ISSUES. otherwise, they'd call themselves 'humanists', and they don't, Bummer, :| \n th... | 78 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,907 |
omen2k | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm having a moment here and just need to gush about how much I love Logic X and specifically Logic Remote
EDIT: Now I'm not sure there is a pedalboard in the garageband app... will check this later. Still wish I had it in the remote app though. | I wanted to see if anyone else is using Logic Remote on an iPad and loving it as much as I am. Single handedly, it is the reason I upgraded and one of the reasons I am interested in using Logic again after 2 years.
A big part of why I got fed up of using Logic was having to use a mouse to click and adjust hundreds of... | I wanted to see if anyone else is using Logic Remote on an iPad and loving it as much as I am. Single handedly, it is the reason I upgraded and one of the reasons I am interested in using Logic again after 2 years.
A big part of why I got fed up of using Logic was having to use a mouse to click and adjust hundreds of... | [
"Summary: my college buddies porned my room\n\nPost: I had an awkward period of semi-employment towards the end of my first degree, where I would travel two hours to and from work back to my dorm room. One such day, tired, I unlocked my door and walked into my room. There was a strange echo, unlike what it usually ... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,908 |
polandpower | Generate the content for a reddit post We can see things without seeing them because what we think we see wasn't what we saw in the first place. | First of all, I think it's good to realize that everything you think you see is a strongly post-processed result of much simpler input. The brain is pretty powerful. We "see" things in 3D, even though the sensory input (our eyes) only gives 2D images. Our brain also rotates everything we see 180 degrees (upside-down). | First of all, I think it's good to realize that everything you think you see is a strongly post-processed result of much simpler input. The brain is pretty powerful. We "see" things in 3D, even though the sensory input (our eyes) only gives 2D images. Our brain also rotates everything we see 180 degrees (upside-down). | [
"Summary: Having a car, any car, is expensive.\n\nPost: How expensive is the Tesla to own, though? It's a first generation new technology car, which is bound to depreciate like hell. Furthermore, once the battery warranty expires, you're driving a $12k time bomb.. you can buy a lot of timing belts for that. That ma... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,909 |
Twystoff | Generate the content for a reddit post Won by button mashing luck. | Just happened today. Fighting a Silver Rath on Portable 3rd and he fireballs me to a sliver of life. I freak out and try to get my ancient potion on, and for some reason my fingers slip and I end up mashing buttons trying to get my grip back. He nails me with another fireball but I'm at 2/3'rds health. I think "WTF? Di... | Just happened today. Fighting a Silver Rath on Portable 3rd and he fireballs me to a sliver of life. I freak out and try to get my ancient potion on, and for some reason my fingers slip and I end up mashing buttons trying to get my grip back. He nails me with another fireball but I'm at 2/3'rds health. I think "WTF? Di... | [
"Summary: Inconclusive evidence. Either your friend has syphilis or your wife cheated on you.\n\nPost: I think what the subtext here is this: Your wife constantly flies out to other places, comes back one time and you both have syphilis. You suspect your roommate has it, but he has yet to be tested. \n Get him test... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,910 |
IntellectualWanderer | Generate the content for a reddit post The Qur'an encourages sex amongst married couples, so a married woman is encouraged to buy sexy lingerie so everyone has a banging good time. Even in the holiest city of Islam. | Fun fact of the day:
Let me preface this with my source: a nationally known Muslim lecturer and writer (won't say who in case he lied to me).
There's a Victoria's Secret (or an equivalent lingerie store) in Mecca, almost right near the Ka'ba.
In general they are all over Saudi Arabia. The caveat of course, IIRC, ... | Fun fact of the day:
Let me preface this with my source: a nationally known Muslim lecturer and writer (won't say who in case he lied to me).
There's a Victoria's Secret (or an equivalent lingerie store) in Mecca, almost right near the Ka'ba.
In general they are all over Saudi Arabia. The caveat of course, IIRC, ... | [
"Summary: Blood flow>air flow\n\nPost: I'm not a CPR expert, but from what I've heard and seen when I was certified several (5+) years ago, CPR has slowly progressed more and more toward compressions. When I was first certified it was something like \"20 compressions, then breathe. The most recent time I was certif... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,911 |
ttsci | Generate the content for a reddit post Not bitter, a bit disappointed he apparently isn't staying longer. Best of luck in the NFL, BOB. | I keep hearing that one of the big reasons he was threatening to leave was because our AD was refusing to allow an increased recruiting budget, paying the assistants more, and facility upgrades. If that's true, our AD's even more of a moron than I thought. We could probably use the upgrades anyway and the department wa... | I keep hearing that one of the big reasons he was threatening to leave was because our AD was refusing to allow an increased recruiting budget, paying the assistants more, and facility upgrades. If that's true, our AD's even more of a moron than I thought. We could probably use the upgrades anyway and the department wa... | [
"Summary: Morality isn't necessarily innately \"good\"; it's likely to be simply evolutionarily advantageous. Dawkins addresses morality in The Selfish Gene. I highly recommend it. \n Edit: Sorry, this was addressed to the OP and I confused TSG/TGSOE. Just finished one and started the other.\n\nPost: Not only that,... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,912 |
fracto73 | Generate the content for a reddit post States have broad power to define things, so long as they don't violate the Constitution. | The two thoughts aren't mutually exclusive. The court can support marriage being defined by the state and still rule that they cannot discriminate against a protected class. For instance, if some state passed a law saying drivers licenses (a state issue) were to be denied to women (a protected class) the court could sa... | The two thoughts aren't mutually exclusive. The court can support marriage being defined by the state and still rule that they cannot discriminate against a protected class. For instance, if some state passed a law saying drivers licenses (a state issue) were to be denied to women (a protected class) the court could sa... | [
"Summary: Because they can\n\nPost: It's the market. Each place charges as much as they can. That amount varies from place to place. They understand that unlike coke, you can't simply go without gas if the price gets too high. However there is a point where people will limit non essential driving. Companies just ne... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,913 |
SirPunchy | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a good shot with most guns, regardless of previous exposure and have made at least one badass shot in my life. | I have a pretty awesome innate inclination for firearms. I'm reasonably competent with everything that's been put in my hands to date.
My crowning achievement with guns was when I was shooting skeet with some friends and they decided to surprise me and load two clays instead of one. When they pulled the clays went in... | I have a pretty awesome innate inclination for firearms. I'm reasonably competent with everything that's been put in my hands to date.
My crowning achievement with guns was when I was shooting skeet with some friends and they decided to surprise me and load two clays instead of one. When they pulled the clays went in... | [
"Summary: Kicked an old ass post, it stabbed me vengefully.\n\nPost: When I was younger, several years before high school, I fancied myself the ninja master - like I assume most other children did after watching stuff like Warriors of Virture, Karate Kid, and whatnot. I was just outside my house, kicking at the win... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,914 |
blueshiftlabs | Generate the content for a reddit post Want stereo 3D? 120Hz. Otherwise? IPS all the way. | I currently have a Dell U2311H IPS and a Planar SA2311W 120Hz TN sitting next to each other. I've gamed on both, although my current primary gaming monitor is the TN, because I run stereo 3D now.
If stereo 3D is important to you, get a 3D-capable TN panel (there are no 3D-capable IPS displays at the moment). I can hi... | I currently have a Dell U2311H IPS and a Planar SA2311W 120Hz TN sitting next to each other. I've gamed on both, although my current primary gaming monitor is the TN, because I run stereo 3D now.
If stereo 3D is important to you, get a 3D-capable TN panel (there are no 3D-capable IPS displays at the moment). I can hi... | [
"Summary: Speed, not meth.\n\nPost: Guess I was wrong - methylphenidate is actually a slightly different mechanism of action than amphetamines. They have a similar effect (dopamine reuptake inhibition) but go about it slightly differently. \n Plain, non-meth amphetamine sees a fair bit of use as well, either direct... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,915 |
Dysana | Generate the content for a reddit post popular sister even preferred by parents. Fml. | Yes! I could never win. Not that there's really a win, as such. But she had people around all the time, was always busy with them. I was as forever alone as that thread that's blowing up right now and on the few occasions where I did find someone to socialise with, my parents went into their over protective stance and ... | Yes! I could never win. Not that there's really a win, as such. But she had people around all the time, was always busy with them. I was as forever alone as that thread that's blowing up right now and on the few occasions where I did find someone to socialise with, my parents went into their over protective stance and ... | [
"Summary: it's only once we give up on everything that we are truly free to do anything\n\nPost: I don't know if this is the case for you so please forgive my assumption if I'm wrong, but I had an older friend when I was studying at university - around 42. He was in a similar boat to you. I sat him down and explain... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,916 |
effotap | Generate the content for a reddit post we need a foreign Terran as dedicated as NaNiwa in order to stop the everlasting korean terran reign | odd reasons ? practice regiment. play 10hrs a day non stop for 5years, youll have Flash's and Innovation multitasking. to save the foreign terran hope, we need a Terran-NaNiwa.... I explain; NaNiwa is a BEAST to himself, he practices hard and for a guy who was never forced a practice schedule, he plays lots of hours..... | odd reasons ? practice regiment. play 10hrs a day non stop for 5years, youll have Flash's and Innovation multitasking. to save the foreign terran hope, we need a Terran-NaNiwa.... I explain; NaNiwa is a BEAST to himself, he practices hard and for a guy who was never forced a practice schedule, he plays lots of hours..... | [
"Summary: pull a Diablo3 on CSGO farm the auction house :O\n\nPost: do like I did... hold on to cases, sell skins you earn (yes even if its only 15cents.) and then buy some keys. \n I sold my 1st ever StatTrak USP-S Blackwater Field-Tested for 19$, bought keys, opened up 6~ boxes or so, the 2nd one had another stat... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,917 |
psinguine | Generate the content for a reddit post Buying expensive shoes saved me $450 over six years. | Many years ago I bought dollar store shoes. I had a very physical job on very rough terrain and it really took a toll on those shoes. A single $15 pair would last for about one and a half months before the stitching came apart and the sole wore through to my foot. However, because I could not bring myself to spend more... | Many years ago I bought dollar store shoes. I had a very physical job on very rough terrain and it really took a toll on those shoes. A single $15 pair would last for about one and a half months before the stitching came apart and the sole wore through to my foot. However, because I could not bring myself to spend more... | [
"Summary: iPod killed the country music star\n\nPost: I was listening to an interview the other day where they were discussing the recent huge change to country music. Apparently it's been driven by how we listen to music now. It's very rare you listen to an entire album front to back, it's far more likely you list... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,918 |
ZXfrigginC | Generate the content for a reddit post The only new thing that's worth its attention is the iPad, or equivalents. SmartPhones are only great for overbearing parents. | And exactly why do you need a fucking SmartPhone? For regular commutes, we have things called music players.
As far as large touchpad devices (iPad) are considered, I did, through observation, figure out what they are good for: sharing. These devices are incredibly capable of replacing Pen and Paper in many, and I re... | And exactly why do you need a fucking SmartPhone? For regular commutes, we have things called music players.
As far as large touchpad devices (iPad) are considered, I did, through observation, figure out what they are good for: sharing. These devices are incredibly capable of replacing Pen and Paper in many, and I re... | [
"Summary: Tests are about seamless execution while everything else is about the creativity.\n\nPost: The problem with tests is that they give the grader a snapshot of this person's subconscious ability to regurgitate information. This is much more useful in the lower points of education, such as high school. Since ... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,919 |
NovaDose | Generate the content for a reddit post for everything missing/wrong in this game. It isn't.
>Or... better, how many terms in office have you spent as president? Wait, none? Well sonny, you can't have an opinion.
Or how many hearth surgeries have you done? None! Oh well you cant cut this guy open and do heart sur... | Telling him how to do his job? Oh please explain.
Ok. With examples. Here is you telling him to get the Arma3 team to make a change:
[Surely though, you could like nudge them on the shoulder and go. "Aye mate, I think you need to take some inspiration from our work here to redesign the interaction menu".](
Her... | Telling him how to do his job? Oh please explain.
Ok. With examples. Here is you telling him to get the Arma3 team to make a change:
[Surely though, you could like nudge them on the shoulder and go. "Aye mate, I think you need to take some inspiration from our work here to redesign the interaction menu".](
Her... | [
"Summary: Try killing your engines, then slowly throttling up while dumping your stage (so you don't collide with it).\n\nPost: Sounds like your center of mass is too high relative to your thrust. \n This, also if the stage that causes the flipping has a lot of TWR and you engage the stage under full throttle the t... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,920 |
bearvivant | Generate the content for a reddit post Former President Eisenhower was raised as a Bible Student, could his beliefs have triggered what would become the modern American gay rights movement? | I just want to see what other people think.
We know that Dwight Eisenhower was involved with the Bible Students from 1896 to 1915 (ages ~6yo till ~25yo). The Bible Students would become the Jehovah's Witnesses in 1931. Eisenhower, among other things such as adding "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954, also... | I just want to see what other people think.
We know that Dwight Eisenhower was involved with the Bible Students from 1896 to 1915 (ages ~6yo till ~25yo). The Bible Students would become the Jehovah's Witnesses in 1931. Eisenhower, among other things such as adding "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance in 1954, also... | [
"Summary: It made me a good student, gave me a stable family life, and helped prevent getting disowned when I came out of the closet.\n\nPost: Yes. I, ironically enough, gained a huge appreciation for education and doing well in school. I like to tell non-JWs that part of being a good JW kid for me (and for many ot... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,921 |
CombatCube | Generate the content for a reddit post DISCONNECT BAIT OP = "NEW MECHANIC" | I just had a game as Orianna. There was a team fight in mid, and I was frozen in front of the enemy's middle turret, outside of aggro range. Our team kept the lane pushed, and all the while I was autoattacking. I could see everything but I could not move. Eventually I disconnected, but did not auto recall. Gangplank ta... | I just had a game as Orianna. There was a team fight in mid, and I was frozen in front of the enemy's middle turret, outside of aggro range. Our team kept the lane pushed, and all the while I was autoattacking. I could see everything but I could not move. Eventually I disconnected, but did not auto recall. Gangplank ta... | [
"Summary: Regardless of whether or not you agree with the comment: Upvote a comment that builds on discussion; downvote a comment that shuts it down.\n\nPost: I agree with you on many points, but I think much of the problem can be attributed to people's misunderstanding of how Reddit works. \n > If you saw someone ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,922 |
randiraeofsunshine | Generate the content for a reddit post Boyfriend and I are a new couple and didn't start dating until after I left the country (though we did spend time together before I left). Any advice for a new LDR? | Hi everyone!
First of all, I'm so glad this community exists. Just browsing through posts already makes me feel a million times better about my relationship. So really, thanks for already being so supportive just by existing!
My SO and I actually went to the same university, but didn't start talking until (just my ... | Hi everyone!
First of all, I'm so glad this community exists. Just browsing through posts already makes me feel a million times better about my relationship. So really, thanks for already being so supportive just by existing!
My SO and I actually went to the same university, but didn't start talking until (just my ... | [
"Summary: Overall, from what I've learned in my college course and textbooks, polygamy is much more commonly accepted throughout the world.\n\nPost: Well, this is what I learned in my Anthropology course at the university I attend. \n The other two subsistence types, (\"in between\" hunter-gatherers and agricultu... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,923 |
TargetQ2 | Generate the content for a reddit post is; Should I peak 2 awps from Pit on D2? | Played D2 yesterday and we lost pistol, saved second round, and force buy 3rd, which we also lost. I told team to save 4th round, but bro bought Nova. Whatever.
I'm go long with Nova. 1 guy watching mid, 2 B. I rush doors long (cause I only had p250 no armor) and so does Nova. Together we kill 2 people long (1 AK, 1 ... | Played D2 yesterday and we lost pistol, saved second round, and force buy 3rd, which we also lost. I told team to save 4th round, but bro bought Nova. Whatever.
I'm go long with Nova. 1 guy watching mid, 2 B. I rush doors long (cause I only had p250 no armor) and so does Nova. Together we kill 2 people long (1 AK, 1 ... | [
"Summary: I am an idiot, Heath Ledger was amazing, other than the fact that he killed the Joker :(\n\nPost: sigh \n I was one of \"those\" people. Someone who said \"Heath Ledger will make a terrible joker!\". I loved the first movie. I was soooo happy that they made Batman a Ninja (A NINJA!) that when Heath Ledger... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,924 |
GSpiff | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm making a server (again) what should I name it? | Now that all the DLC is out, I'm launching my server again and I hope to have it up until the release of Battlefield 4. I plan on launching it by 7:30 EST March 27th, so I need your help on deciding a server name friendly for reddit and the community in general.
For a while, it will be a rotation of the base game rot... | Now that all the DLC is out, I'm launching my server again and I hope to have it up until the release of Battlefield 4. I plan on launching it by 7:30 EST March 27th, so I need your help on deciding a server name friendly for reddit and the community in general.
For a while, it will be a rotation of the base game rot... | [
"Summary: Patrick did hard drugs, stole from his mom, got booked, went to rehab, ran away about a month ago.\n\nPost: I have ASD, so making new friends has always been impossible. Made one friend in 2nd grade, 3rd grade and another in 4th grade. Now, I've got about 7 close friends, but only two who I'd talk about m... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,925 |
Diptura | Generate the content for a reddit post Dad surprised me with agility and hunted down ice cream truck. | My dad still does this! Anytime I come home to visit in the summer we'll be talking on the couch and suddenly I'll hear the ice cream truck. I say that I heard the ice cream man coming. The first time I did it, it he scared the shit out of me. My dad jumped up from his seat, busted out the door and ran the guy down sin... | My dad still does this! Anytime I come home to visit in the summer we'll be talking on the couch and suddenly I'll hear the ice cream truck. I say that I heard the ice cream man coming. The first time I did it, it he scared the shit out of me. My dad jumped up from his seat, busted out the door and ran the guy down sin... | [
"Summary: The problem here is not that she said nigger in her home. The problem is that she is accused of discriminatory business practices and of wanting to have black servers dressed as slaves at her wedding. \n /u/DisappointedBanana\n\nPost: This isn't solely about her saying nigger in the privacy of her own hom... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,926 |
acerebral | Generate the content for a reddit post The world's best male athletes will always be faster, stronger, and more capable than the world's best female athletes. Period. | Long story short, if you look at the distribution of physical skills across the population of men and women, then take only those people at the absolute upper limit of that distribution (for an event like, say, the Olympics), the men will always outcompete the women.
This doesn't mean men are superior. For us mere mo... | Long story short, if you look at the distribution of physical skills across the population of men and women, then take only those people at the absolute upper limit of that distribution (for an event like, say, the Olympics), the men will always outcompete the women.
This doesn't mean men are superior. For us mere mo... | [
"Summary: Nesting IF statements means replacing a hard coded true or false value with another complete IF statement. \n Edit: Simplified the example. \n Edit 2: your formula has too many parentheses. Try this: \n =IF(C7=\"Y\",\nIF(B23>8, B23/26, B23/4),\nIF(B23>7,B23/20, B23/3)\n)\n \n Note: I am assuming tha... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,927 |
Kuromimi505 | Generate the content for a reddit post That guy pissed some small time boss off. | A sub faction can still issue a bounty anytime, maybe just because they hate somebody or they wronged them in the past.
But that sub faction may not be in charge of issuing bounties in the system, so it could never be collected without a K-scan. They theoretically might even be clean otherwise, but I have never seen ... | A sub faction can still issue a bounty anytime, maybe just because they hate somebody or they wronged them in the past.
But that sub faction may not be in charge of issuing bounties in the system, so it could never be collected without a K-scan. They theoretically might even be clean otherwise, but I have never seen ... | [
"Summary: Ghetto Asp is viable now as a non-combat ship since the 1.2 repair cost nerf. Still damn hard to normal space temporary mass lock so runaway tactics for traders work.\n\nPost: You can get away with a non-combat Asp if you want, cheap. It's a all purpose ship, so having crap internals is ok if you know wha... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,928 |
GoMLism | Generate the content for a reddit post Pro gamer = someone who supports themself with sponsors/salaries/winnings. Cod MLG pro = someone who places high at events. | There are two real definitions of "pro players" there is the way that MLG defines pro players and then just the general definition.
General definition: Be able to support yourself off sponsorships, team salary, and tournament winnings.
MLG definition aka how to get pro-status: Basically every time you compete at an... | There are two real definitions of "pro players" there is the way that MLG defines pro players and then just the general definition.
General definition: Be able to support yourself off sponsorships, team salary, and tournament winnings.
MLG definition aka how to get pro-status: Basically every time you compete at an... | [
"Summary: Read the last 4 short paragraphs I can't really shrink it more than that.\n\nPost: Disclaimer: this is just my opinion, so don't go ape shit and just hear me out by reading this full post, then respond if you feel the need to. I used to play broodwar and during my broodwar days I never really raged or fel... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,929 |
SirJambaJews | Generate the content for a reddit post Steps to acquire lady. Vomit. Everywhere. Don't stop. I'm not even joking. | Alright I'm a bit late to the party because I didn't feel like sharing earlier, but it has a nice ending and I'm in a sharing mood.
Senior year of high school was the year I finally mellowed out, found my niche, and developed that tight-knit core group of friends that everyone is always talking about. Early on in the... | Alright I'm a bit late to the party because I didn't feel like sharing earlier, but it has a nice ending and I'm in a sharing mood.
Senior year of high school was the year I finally mellowed out, found my niche, and developed that tight-knit core group of friends that everyone is always talking about. Early on in the... | [
"Summary: Student in highschool, didn't come in my girlfriend, don't give a fuck.\n\nPost: 16(she was 18) & no regrets, just... underwhelmed I suppose. \n Pretty sure I loved the girl, or as close to love as you can get at that young age, and we'd done everything leading up to it. Although we discussed having sex p... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,930 |
dsoltesz | Generate the content for a reddit post She's not the one for you. Keep looking. | I just asked my husband if he'd let me see his browser history: Not only will my husband let me see his browser history, he just made a point of sharing his porn bookmarks with me. He also reminded me our computers are unlocked and I could go look at his history and anything else I wanted any time I wish.
Naturally, ... | I just asked my husband if he'd let me see his browser history: Not only will my husband let me see his browser history, he just made a point of sharing his porn bookmarks with me. He also reminded me our computers are unlocked and I could go look at his history and anything else I wanted any time I wish.
Naturally, ... | [
"Summary: I love you, Colorado. I wish I could kiss it and make it better. Be safe.\n\nPost: We had the same thing in Flagstaff after the Schultz Fire. Monsoons started a month after the fire, and even with everyone scrambling to prepare for it, they weren't prepared. Some people literally weren't prepared becaus... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,931 |
kernunnos77 | Generate the content for a reddit post Please buy this game for $5. It's worth it. Maybe shoot an email of support to 3DRealms or whoever owns the rights to Duke. The Next Duke Nukem will deliver, surely | I sincerely hope that many people take advantage of this sale. If I had the means, I'd buy many, many gift-copies just to give them away and [hopefully] expose a new generation to the sheer awesomeness of Duke.
Going back and playing Duke 3D now will probably not win over anyone, because we've all become accustome... | I sincerely hope that many people take advantage of this sale. If I had the means, I'd buy many, many gift-copies just to give them away and [hopefully] expose a new generation to the sheer awesomeness of Duke.
Going back and playing Duke 3D now will probably not win over anyone, because we've all become accustome... | [
"Summary: We do not participate in, nor understand, the political workings of our country, but we love to bitch about our leaders and still stupidly believe that we're \"The greatest country, ever, in every possible way,\" in spite of our relatively short history and glaringly obvious shortcomings as a nation.\n\nP... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,932 |
rscott89 | Generate the content for a reddit post A random stranger hit me and I almost got arrested. | In any argument between a man and a woman the man is always wrong. Especially in the eyes of the law. As an example I will tell you all the story of when I almost got arrested because a crazy lady hit me.
I was in the stands at a college football game and I was holding a cup of fries covered in ketchup. Everyone stan... | In any argument between a man and a woman the man is always wrong. Especially in the eyes of the law. As an example I will tell you all the story of when I almost got arrested because a crazy lady hit me.
I was in the stands at a college football game and I was holding a cup of fries covered in ketchup. Everyone stan... | [
"Summary: the US is Batman, hated when you don't need/want him, loved when you do, often taken for granted, and is the only country suited for the job.\n\nPost: It annoys me a little because other countries criticize us and hate us, but then whenever there is a crisis in the world, the US is always willing to lend ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,933 |
Dysfu | Generate the content for a reddit post would get drunk with Shepherd Smith while laughing at the kids. | I like shepherd smith because he reports the news with small comments here and there but he is definitely not what I would call a pundit. Shepherd just seems like the quintessential American dad that doesn't give a shit about what the kids are doing (the rest of Fox News) and just does his thing. | I like shepherd smith because he reports the news with small comments here and there but he is definitely not what I would call a pundit. Shepherd just seems like the quintessential American dad that doesn't give a shit about what the kids are doing (the rest of Fox News) and just does his thing. | [
"Summary: OP you are a hypocrite and an asshole.\n\nPost: The guy is just trying to connect with you on a more personal level and is doing so by showing an interest in things he believes you are interested in. Maybe he might be taking things a bit far, but do you lack the equally important social skills to convey t... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,934 |
alienus | Generate the content for a reddit post Ideas and perceptions are forced upon us by society; the idea of racism can be such a thing; propagating its existence through those that try to 'fight' it too enviously. | I had no problems with, or rather, had no experience with racism until recently. I became racist last month.
Zwarte Piet is a figure with a blackened face that is prominent in the celebration of a Sinterklaas. It is well accepted and known to be innocuous; it is not perceived to be a form of racism at all.
This cou... | I had no problems with, or rather, had no experience with racism until recently. I became racist last month.
Zwarte Piet is a figure with a blackened face that is prominent in the celebration of a Sinterklaas. It is well accepted and known to be innocuous; it is not perceived to be a form of racism at all.
This cou... | [
"Summary: Sony was stupid to sell rights to Netflix if they do feel Netflix isn't doing what they should, since they simply cannot.\n\nPost: Technically, every time Netflix vends one of these movies to someone outside their rights area they are doing something wrong, under their contract. \n This is false, but also... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,935 |
tinydisaster | Generate the content for a reddit post it looks ok. I see between a few thousand and tens of thousands.. (depending on tastes, used vs new, lucky deals, hidden mystery problems, labor etc) to move in. This is mostly ignoring the living room, which I assume will come sometime later.
you need to learn about being OK wi... | What about HOA type fees?
That said, what's the rest of the building look like? How many other people in the whole building? The cost of living in a huge old building is higher (heat without insulation), needs serious retrofits or a new roof.. and all that translates into monthly HOA fees. Which translates into no bu... | What about HOA type fees?
That said, what's the rest of the building look like? How many other people in the whole building? The cost of living in a huge old building is higher (heat without insulation), needs serious retrofits or a new roof.. and all that translates into monthly HOA fees. Which translates into no bu... | [
"Summary: Read the bold parts. \n Edit; more, then spelling.\n\nPost: Single 1910, 800 sq foot homeowner here just getting through the first year. Prepare for a wall of text! \n Almost done replacing 90 year old wiring and 20 other things to keep the roof on. Honestly, on the upswing back from a bit of a burnout. \... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,936 |
QuantumDrej | Generate the content for a reddit post Mom is being more passive aggressive, and is likely trying to make my older sister resent me as well for not staying home all the time to work. | Well, not a whole lot has happened since this post, but I thought I'd give an update anyway just to see if I'm on the right track.
I recently started a new job, and will likely be out of training in a couple of weeks. I've been scouting out potential apartments and even have some possible roommates lined up thanks to... | Well, not a whole lot has happened since this post, but I thought I'd give an update anyway just to see if I'm on the right track.
I recently started a new job, and will likely be out of training in a couple of weeks. I've been scouting out potential apartments and even have some possible roommates lined up thanks to... | [
"Summary: A normal relationship.\n\nPost: 22 and my longest relationship was just shy of a year, and it was a high school relationship that ended after we realized being at two different colleges wouldn't work. \n These days, nearly every person I know my age has either found their soul mate in a few years, is incr... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,937 |
bruce_mcmango | Generate the content for a reddit post legal highs are literally worse than heroin. | I for none completely encourage this. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say these 'legal' highs - like Burst and Benzo Fury- are worse than heroin. They're more addictive and have people injecting up to 30 times a day. They cause more septicaemia than heroin and the ulcers these injecting users get are more grotesque and... | I for none completely encourage this. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say these 'legal' highs - like Burst and Benzo Fury- are worse than heroin. They're more addictive and have people injecting up to 30 times a day. They cause more septicaemia than heroin and the ulcers these injecting users get are more grotesque and... | [
"Summary: Language immersion course and expose her to more British environments. \n Edit: Language immersion is an approach to foreign language instruction in which the usual curricular activities are conducted in a foreign language. This means that the new language is the medium of instruction as well as the objec... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,938 |
Jas1066 | Generate the content for a reddit post CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES OVER ON /r/MHOC]( | I’m the Conservative and Unionist Party prospective parliamentary candidate for Lesser Wessex.
As you may already know, /r/MHOC is currently having a General Election, and we would be very grateful if you could come and vote for the Conservative and Unionist Party. We are economically free market and promise to prote... | I’m the Conservative and Unionist Party prospective parliamentary candidate for Lesser Wessex.
As you may already know, /r/MHOC is currently having a General Election, and we would be very grateful if you could come and vote for the Conservative and Unionist Party. We are economically free market and promise to prote... | [
"Summary: We are the Conservatives and we need your votes [here]( \n If you have any questions, feel free to ask.\n\nPost: r/MHOC is a subreddit dedicated to simulating the British government. We debate and legislate on various issues relating to UK politics. It is meant solely for fun, and stimulating discussion. ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,939 |
ajcreary | Generate the content for a reddit post all in the same night, I got an STI, almost got arrested, had my fraternity suspended for a year, and had sex with a schizophrenic girl. A good story for my future children... Or not. | Sure, I'll do my best. I can't promise eloquence, though; I have the flu right now.
So, my best friend was having a bit of a dry patch, so he called up his crazy ex. And when I say crazy, I mean it. This girl is still in love with him, and they broke up at the end of their senior year of high school. So, he tells... | Sure, I'll do my best. I can't promise eloquence, though; I have the flu right now.
So, my best friend was having a bit of a dry patch, so he called up his crazy ex. And when I say crazy, I mean it. This girl is still in love with him, and they broke up at the end of their senior year of high school. So, he tells... | [
"Summary: evolution is driven by pathogens. you are nothing more than a giant virus.\n\nPost: yo so check this out... \n there would be no such thing as a placental mammal without a viral gene. viruses use a protein called integrase to plop themselves right into your genome. that's why we can't cure herpes or HI... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,940 |
ElliotNess | Generate the content for a reddit post guy enters my game to hack me, watches me struggle with the weapons cache puzzle, solves the puzzle for me and then leaves. | So, a couple days ago I'm trying to unlock a weapons crate room. Climbing up this building looking for the unlock console when I notice my profiler go out--I was being invaded. Naturally, I get off of the building, hijack a car, and drive 3-4 blocks to get away from whoever it was. I sit in my car and await their move.... | So, a couple days ago I'm trying to unlock a weapons crate room. Climbing up this building looking for the unlock console when I notice my profiler go out--I was being invaded. Naturally, I get off of the building, hijack a car, and drive 3-4 blocks to get away from whoever it was. I sit in my car and await their move.... | [
"Summary: points?\n\nPost: You have to use filters and/or EQ to give every instrument it's own sonic range. Think of it this way: you only have 10 points to spend on each frequency level. If you design a bass instrument sound that has super phat bass by itself (9 points), and then design a guitar that is more geare... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,941 |
tault | Generate the content for a reddit post When you pay people shit, they act like shit, and in turn do shitty things. | People do not seem to grasp that paying others a liveable wage improves everything for yourself as well.
Examples:
The parents who are working 2 jobs constantly to support their children that have little to no parenting and in turn join local gangs and induce violence to you and/or loved ones.
The person who ... | People do not seem to grasp that paying others a liveable wage improves everything for yourself as well.
Examples:
The parents who are working 2 jobs constantly to support their children that have little to no parenting and in turn join local gangs and induce violence to you and/or loved ones.
The person who ... | [
"Summary: if you want fastfood jobs to be stepping stones, then pay people decent wages.\n\nPost: So how is someone suppose to get an education when they are working 2 jobs to support themselves? Your logic is flawed and is exactly what large companies like to spew. Just because fast food should be a stepping sto... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,942 |
swisschez | Generate the content for a reddit post Its not Sutter, the Kings are slapdicking it up as per usual, don't panic. It'll pass. | But I think this team has too much talent to be playing this poorly for an extended period of time like this.
-Every Kings fan ever
The problem aint Sutter. If we could win a Cup and then reach the Western Conference Finals the following season under Sutter, I'm going to venture to say its not the head coach.
ITS... | But I think this team has too much talent to be playing this poorly for an extended period of time like this.
-Every Kings fan ever
The problem aint Sutter. If we could win a Cup and then reach the Western Conference Finals the following season under Sutter, I'm going to venture to say its not the head coach.
ITS... | [
"Summary: The Kings generate more Shots-For & hold their opponents to fewer Shots-Against when Muzzin is on the ice, Muzzin just has bad timing and/or bad luck in terms of +/- rating.\n\nPost: One of the most common misconceptions when people argue over advance statistics is not understanding how every statistic di... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,943 |
avadalink | Generate the content for a reddit post Doesn't matter. He broke the Summoner's Code twice. That is all that's needed to get punished by the Tribunal. And if he continues this, he will get banned. Then permanently banned.
[Source: Understanding the Tribunal](
At the moment, as far as I'm concerned, he's a toxic play... | Allow me to quote Riot to answer your question.
2) I only have 1 bad game in my Tribunal Reform Card, why am I banned???
a) The Tribunal verdict is not based on a 'majority' rule; there is also no requirement that all games have to be toxic for it to warrant a suspension. Depending on the case, sometimes 1 game is ... | Allow me to quote Riot to answer your question.
2) I only have 1 bad game in my Tribunal Reform Card, why am I banned???
a) The Tribunal verdict is not based on a 'majority' rule; there is also no requirement that all games have to be toxic for it to warrant a suspension. Depending on the case, sometimes 1 game is ... | [
"Summary: Re-watch your replays. Focus on becoming better at what you're already good at. Focus on decreasing the amount of mistakes you have. \n P.S. You can't be a jack-of-all-trades in League if you wish to climb the league ladder.\n\nPost: Simple tip : Watch your replays. Examine your replays. Mark down any and... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,944 |
DragonFlame | Generate the content for a reddit post Version. Owner Upp'd his box with the wrong parts. Fixed the issues with the KWA and now it runs better then before. | yeah but even techs have there mouments of oh God why.....
And sometimes its cheaper to buy a drop in, then try to rescue a mech box that been inproperly tuned.
had this experince on that SR-5 , The owner upgraded it, Stuck a Sr-25 Cylinder head on it, Trimmed the KWA spring to the point it was down to 200 or so fp... | yeah but even techs have there mouments of oh God why.....
And sometimes its cheaper to buy a drop in, then try to rescue a mech box that been inproperly tuned.
had this experince on that SR-5 , The owner upgraded it, Stuck a Sr-25 Cylinder head on it, Trimmed the KWA spring to the point it was down to 200 or so fp... | [
"Summary: Read it.\n\nPost: Ill Chime in on my 0.2 cents. \n Im not new to installing r-hops, nor using fine grit sandpaper on the patches so there uniform as possible. \n There similar in performance, but In time it takes to Install a patch/File the Barrel window, De-burr the barrel, MAke sure the patch is uniform... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,945 |
withoutamartyr | Generate the content for a reddit post My unreliable job is slowly squeezing the life out of me, but I don't know if I can do better, or if I should just suck it up. | I need to leave my job. I checked my schedule Thursday; I have Friday off. I get a call Friday asking why I'm not at work. The schedule was changed, and I was not alerted, then held accountable for failing to appear on time to my shift.
Then today, the same thing happened to my relief. When I called to let him know h... | I need to leave my job. I checked my schedule Thursday; I have Friday off. I get a call Friday asking why I'm not at work. The schedule was changed, and I was not alerted, then held accountable for failing to appear on time to my shift.
Then today, the same thing happened to my relief. When I called to let him know h... | [
"Summary: guy I'm talking to says that people like to complain that 'democracy is broken' when things simply don't go their way, I am attempting to explain to him that, yes, that happens, this is not one of those times.\n\nPost: The argument this gentleman was making was that the people protesting in Turkey are jus... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,946 |
Charlemagne712 | Generate the content for a reddit post sometimes instead of taking a side the master has to bridge the gap. Sometimes the best thing to do is let the person making the mistake (be it degree work or dress code or anything) make it and then correct it later either publicly or privately, and letting people know its been ... | I am the WM of my lodge and I had a similar situation. Now on business night if youre coming straight from work and you show in work clothes I dont make a big stink. But for degrees I expect my officers to bring a change of clothes with them. (Just trying to show im not a nazi about dresscode).
One night not too lon... | I am the WM of my lodge and I had a similar situation. Now on business night if youre coming straight from work and you show in work clothes I dont make a big stink. But for degrees I expect my officers to bring a change of clothes with them. (Just trying to show im not a nazi about dresscode).
One night not too lon... | [
"Summary: its not always the intention of the photographer to have the images leaked, shit happens, especially in a place like a college where youre friends have much easier access to your personal computer\n\nPost: When i was in college i had a GF who really enjoyed it when i took pictures of her, it was a huge tu... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,947 |
masasuka | Generate the content for a reddit post more outsourcing is bad, more jobs is good, US major companies need to figure this out, and the government needs to smack them upside the head to make them realize this. | 3 road construction signs, you're lucky, we have one almost every block...
I do know that the American government does add jobs, my point was more on the amount, and the frequency/timing. The US does it during seasons, or when work is needed. Canada does it when jobs are required, regardless of whether work needs doi... | 3 road construction signs, you're lucky, we have one almost every block...
I do know that the American government does add jobs, my point was more on the amount, and the frequency/timing. The US does it during seasons, or when work is needed. Canada does it when jobs are required, regardless of whether work needs doi... | [
"Summary: A foreign investment company/telecom can purchase any carrier that's less than 10% of the national revenue, it can grow as large as it wants as long as the growth doesn't come from a takeover/buyout or acquisition.\n\nPost: nope, /u/imgram is correct \n From the [bill it's self]( \n Paragraph (2)(C) refer... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,948 |
recreational | Generate the content for a reddit post the whole thing. | Man, I got through the first few paragraphs really wanting to like this thing. I mean it's so easy to write about all the chauvenism in Magic, but seriously...
Rambling, incoherent, jumped from tenuous claim to tenuous claim, with most of the examples of supposed widespread sexism either not being widespread or not a... | Man, I got through the first few paragraphs really wanting to like this thing. I mean it's so easy to write about all the chauvenism in Magic, but seriously...
Rambling, incoherent, jumped from tenuous claim to tenuous claim, with most of the examples of supposed widespread sexism either not being widespread or not a... | [
"Summary: that the problem wasn't with Turing being found guilty of homosexuality but that it was made a crime in the first place.\n\nPost: I'm on the other side of the pond and followed this only vaguely, but my understanding was that they didn't pardon him because he was guilty of the \"crime\", so it would've ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,949 |
mandano | Generate the content for a reddit post nuva to nuva = no, nuva to oral = no, oral to oral = yes | totally. skip it. Although, I always found nuva ring wasn't high-hormone enough to skip the period properly. I would always end up spotting for two weeks, two weeks after i put it in. I've been able to skip the period with oral birthcontrol, but it didn't work when I skipped the off-week when switching from nuva to... | totally. skip it. Although, I always found nuva ring wasn't high-hormone enough to skip the period properly. I would always end up spotting for two weeks, two weeks after i put it in. I've been able to skip the period with oral birthcontrol, but it didn't work when I skipped the off-week when switching from nuva to... | [
"Summary: it's only texting get the fuck over it.\n\nPost: You must be a bitter, angry, immature person to assume that people not typing texts like a novel means they don't care about you! If you don't tell them what you want them to do, they can't do it. \n But if someone told me to text differently so I'd be goo... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,950 |
drakeblood4 | Generate the content for a reddit post 1.) You're judging books by covers 2.) It's your orgasm, act like it 3.) Fucking that nerd would be a public service for future nerdfuckers 4.) You'll orgasm more if you teach someone how to do you right. | Well I'm going to have to say several things. First off, it's a bit misandryst to assume things about the sexual performance of a man based on simplified social role stereotypes. That douche or that nerd could be a fucking tiger in bed. Second, it's a little bit self righteous to assume that it's your lovers job to do ... | Well I'm going to have to say several things. First off, it's a bit misandryst to assume things about the sexual performance of a man based on simplified social role stereotypes. That douche or that nerd could be a fucking tiger in bed. Second, it's a little bit self righteous to assume that it's your lovers job to do ... | [
"Summary: of it is generally no.\n\nPost: Nope. Original sin is the fruit. You could probably try reading it from some sort of metaphorical standpoint, but that sort of thing tends to be very wishy-washy. \n That said, there are a lot of assertions in the Old Testament about how and when you do it. Arguably though ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,951 |
unoaime | Generate the content for a reddit post Ex hanging around family members and cousins, started to see her more often again. It's winds me up and i don't know what it means or how to get away from it. | I've done my ultimate best to try and move forward. The breakup was awful and centered around a terrible point in my life. Best mate died, Grandad died and she slept with a mate of mine during us getting together because she thought i was out of her league. The love was incredibly deep for both of us but the relationsh... | I've done my ultimate best to try and move forward. The breakup was awful and centered around a terrible point in my life. Best mate died, Grandad died and she slept with a mate of mine during us getting together because she thought i was out of her league. The love was incredibly deep for both of us but the relationsh... | [
"Summary: witnessed exgf engage in sexual activities before moving into a different room.with my mate, she thought I'd rejected her and did it in depression. We were so in love but I couldn't let it go and 6 months apart it still.dominates my life.\n\nPost: Posted about it before. We got close, I was ill and couldn... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,952 |
BrooklynNets | Generate the content for a reddit post Leg cramp, barrel roll, finishing move, carnage. DM;HS. | I was once making fuck with a very petite lady who cautioned me to be gentle with her, a request I observed as any gentleman would. She seemed content with approximately the northernmost forty percent of my old fellow invading her person, and so I went about my business with sharp, shallow thrusts. This unusual motion,... | I was once making fuck with a very petite lady who cautioned me to be gentle with her, a request I observed as any gentleman would. She seemed content with approximately the northernmost forty percent of my old fellow invading her person, and so I went about my business with sharp, shallow thrusts. This unusual motion,... | [
"Summary: I've seen Mary Poppins at least 1400 times.\n\nPost: I'm very confident that I've watched Mary Poppins more than anyone on earth. As a child living in a semi-developed country, we inherited a busted Betamax player that my father, being a handy sort, somehow managed to fix. Wedged inside was a tape of ... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,953 |
crash7800 | Generate the content for a reddit post I now actually have control of my device | Android let's me customize my entire experience
As far as I can tell, there are very few if any defaults that can not be changed
I now have access to a file system and expandable storage
Apps acknowledge and interact with eachother
My battery lasts so much longer and is more accurate
In the downside, the app... | Android let's me customize my entire experience
As far as I can tell, there are very few if any defaults that can not be changed
I now have access to a file system and expandable storage
Apps acknowledge and interact with eachother
My battery lasts so much longer and is more accurate
In the downside, the app... | [
"Summary: Don't flatter yourselves. The markets don't give a shit about 900p or 30 fps. This is a coincidence.\n\nPost: I'm going to try to jump in here to set a few things straight. \n First and obviously most importantly, this is normal fluctuation in trend with their previous performance and the rest of the mark... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,954 |
havefuninthesun | Generate the content for a reddit post this item needs a nerf imo | dude.... right now this item is way overpowered. a top laner with decent ad ratios (lee sin, riven) can build boots, 2 dorans, and maw and just wreck everything. the logic behind it being a good first item is that it helps during mid game when casters or some magic aoe damage are the biggest threat to bruisers. after y... | dude.... right now this item is way overpowered. a top laner with decent ad ratios (lee sin, riven) can build boots, 2 dorans, and maw and just wreck everything. the logic behind it being a good first item is that it helps during mid game when casters or some magic aoe damage are the biggest threat to bruisers. after y... | [
"Summary: broke the law to try and get a girls number, failed\n\nPost: I worked at a Polo Ralph Lauren store last summer, one of the biggest (in terms of money spend per day) in the country. I was a cashier for some of the time and did customer service, inventory, tagging, and various other things. \n I was 20 at t... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,955 |
bahhumbugger | Generate the content for a reddit post it's a domino effect. | Imagine Greece exits- if you're holding Italian, portugese, Spanish or Irish debt wouldn't you be worried? If you're going to buy that debt the premium would have to rise right?
Those small premium increases of just a few % points could mean the difference between Italy being able to pay her borrowing rates or not. I... | Imagine Greece exits- if you're holding Italian, portugese, Spanish or Irish debt wouldn't you be worried? If you're going to buy that debt the premium would have to rise right?
Those small premium increases of just a few % points could mean the difference between Italy being able to pay her borrowing rates or not. I... | [
"Summary: 3D printing will become profitable in niche areas before it takes on mass production.\n\nPost: It isn't a matter of mechanics, not really. You're thinking of it from an engineering viewpoint, when you should be thinking of it from a business standpoint. \n Granted injection molding isn't going to just di... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,956 |
Graspar | Generate the content for a reddit post solving the same problems but doing it faster is still more intelligent. If you disagree I think you've got a nonstandard definition of intelligence and in any case we can just say "faster problem solver" instead of more intelligent and the scenario does not change at all. We've s... | I think you may be confusing improving knowledge with improving intelligence. I would not consider intelligence improved until it can solve problems of a higher level of complexity, meaning mathematical complexity.
Well yes if I had said "how about our current scientific theories" that would be fair criticism. But th... | I think you may be confusing improving knowledge with improving intelligence. I would not consider intelligence improved until it can solve problems of a higher level of complexity, meaning mathematical complexity.
Well yes if I had said "how about our current scientific theories" that would be fair criticism. But th... | [
"Summary: Reddit fudges so you don't know if your vote was counted, youtube freezes because they need time to do stuff to their data after a certain amount of views. Both are to stop shenanigans, but in different ways.\n\nPost: Well sort of, but not really.\nHere's an awesome video explaining it from [numberphile](... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,957 |
robotqt1 | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't be a bitch. | Don't be in a relationship just to be in one or because you're lonely. Learn to be happy being alone. Trust me, this may sound weird but it helps. Independence is a good thing--you don't need to be around someone all the time and in fact spending every waking moment together may, in the long run, do more harm than good... | Don't be in a relationship just to be in one or because you're lonely. Learn to be happy being alone. Trust me, this may sound weird but it helps. Independence is a good thing--you don't need to be around someone all the time and in fact spending every waking moment together may, in the long run, do more harm than good... | [
"Summary: Mom and I are close. I cut dad out of my life because he's an ass. I'm on good terms with my (ex)stepmom, but don't talk to Dad's new wife.\n\nPost: My mom and I are close. We've always been close since she was a single mom for most of my life. (Got remarried when I was in middle school, then divorced whe... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,958 |
DZComposer | Generate the content for a reddit post the city bought the line from Southern Pacific in the 1960s/1970s. It was primarily a freight line. | The big problem with the route is that they couldn't get the political will to build dedicated right-of-way for it. The tracks it runs on were built back in the 1800s by the Houston & Texas Central railroad, which was consumed by Southern Pacific. It ran form Houston to Llano and Marble Falls care of Hempstead, Brenham... | The big problem with the route is that they couldn't get the political will to build dedicated right-of-way for it. The tracks it runs on were built back in the 1800s by the Houston & Texas Central railroad, which was consumed by Southern Pacific. It ran form Houston to Llano and Marble Falls care of Hempstead, Brenham... | [
"Summary: The mouse knows nothing. It tells the computer how it moves and what button is pressed. The computer then draws things on the monitor for you to see according to what the mouse tells it.\n\nPost: You left you the all-important middle man that makes the entire thing possible: The computer itself. \n The co... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,959 |
userisok | Generate the content for a reddit post Girl I dated for less than 2 months got overly dramatic about an impossible pregnancy scare, then messaged me a year later to imply the reasons we broke up was not because she was crazy. | A number of reasons. We hadn't been dating more than 6 weeks. The last time we had sex, after finishing she took my condom off and accidently spilled it. Not on herself, just on the bed. She then decided it would a great idea to take two Plan-B pills. Then invited me over for dinner and at dinner decided to take a preg... | A number of reasons. We hadn't been dating more than 6 weeks. The last time we had sex, after finishing she took my condom off and accidently spilled it. Not on herself, just on the bed. She then decided it would a great idea to take two Plan-B pills. Then invited me over for dinner and at dinner decided to take a preg... | [
"Summary: Client nearly lost his arm, taught me that I am passionate about my career\n\nPost: I was working for a private company which determined public benefits. Due to the incompetence of one of my coworkers, I received a call from a client in the emergency room. His benefits were never confirmed properly so he ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,960 |
Capcombric | Generate the content for a reddit post small amounts of weed=deep thoughts | I got a mild blaze off stuff I scraped from the inside of my pipe and it got me thinking about my last relationship. I made a huge mistake not doing more for my ex, not being for her enough, I wish I could go back and fix things now... | I got a mild blaze off stuff I scraped from the inside of my pipe and it got me thinking about my last relationship. I made a huge mistake not doing more for my ex, not being for her enough, I wish I could go back and fix things now... | [
"Summary: crazy devil-beast cricket survived 14 shots from a beebee gun, freaked me the hell out\n\nPost: This just happened and my GF directed me to this thread. I found this huge \"dead\" cricket the size of my thumb while cleaning out my closet, and I go to get something to pick it up. When I get back, it's gon... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,961 |
gasolinerainbow | Generate the content for a reddit post While the potential lethality of my attempts escalated in a linear fashion, my attempts to abort/feelings of regret/etc were all over the place and went up and down. I attribute this mostly to the circumstances surrounding my attempts - I suffer from PTSD and Depression, and both ... | No problem at all - I think the general discussion about suicide isn't open enough, so I am always happy to share my experience with it (especially somewhere like /r/morbidreality, where people are more respectful). That said, I'll refrain from discussing the specifics of what methods I used, just in case anyone suicid... | No problem at all - I think the general discussion about suicide isn't open enough, so I am always happy to share my experience with it (especially somewhere like /r/morbidreality, where people are more respectful). That said, I'll refrain from discussing the specifics of what methods I used, just in case anyone suicid... | [
"Summary: Bulimia isn't always something that people do to lose weight, I guess.\n\nPost: In my (non-clinical) experience, most of the Bulimia sufferers I've met weren't preoccupied with/even worried about weight, whereas every Anorexia sufferer I have met has been completely preoccupied with weight. I have met a f... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,962 |
cocobandicoot | Generate the content for a reddit post We need to rename the medium that is called "video games" with something that better represents the art form. What are your ideas? | I thought about this when I was reading this post . But because it is a video game, it is unlikely to see the light of day.
The same goes for any game that is "mature" in nature. Time and effort by the artists that make these works is not to be shared with children, just as a piece about about the Holocaust is not m... | I thought about this when I was reading this post . But because it is a video game, it is unlikely to see the light of day.
The same goes for any game that is "mature" in nature. Time and effort by the artists that make these works is not to be shared with children, just as a piece about about the Holocaust is not m... | [
"Summary: Assuming OP is correct, [this adapter]( will fix the problem and let you use pretty much any headset you want.\n\nPost: ELI5 Version \n Nowadays, headsets (meaning headphones with a mic attached) use a newer type of connection called \"CITA.\" Older headsets use a connection called \"OMTP.\" Are these ter... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,963 |
SgtBrowncoat | Generate the content for a reddit post Ford Focus. | For NYC I think you would be best off with a small vehicle that you don't mind getting dinged up. In my experience the front and rear bumpers take the most hits from people trying to park. A small, inexpensive car will also cost less on insurance. One thing I would recommend is to take the train well outside the cit... | For NYC I think you would be best off with a small vehicle that you don't mind getting dinged up. In my experience the front and rear bumpers take the most hits from people trying to park. A small, inexpensive car will also cost less on insurance. One thing I would recommend is to take the train well outside the cit... | [
"Summary: The XTerra is great value for the money. It is capable and leaves you more money in your pocket for modifications and gear than a 4Runner while being smaller and easier to maneuver. I would absolutely buy one again. \n BONUS: [Some]( [XTerra]( [porn]( Also check out www.thenewx.org - it's a great comm... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,964 |
tarheel91 | Generate the content for a reddit post The commonly cited reason for resonance in the bridge is wrong, but it's still resonance unless you very narrowly define resonance.
Edit: Found this in the conclusion of the paper and it seems to confirm what I'm saying:
"Could this be called a resonant phenomenon? It would a... | Okay, so I've spent some time looking into all of this, and honestly, it looks like one guy on a mission on Wikipedia and a paper arguing semantics. No, the wind's frequency was not the primary torsional mode's natural frequency, but I've never heard that it was. However, a lower mode did exhibit amplitude blowing up... | Okay, so I've spent some time looking into all of this, and honestly, it looks like one guy on a mission on Wikipedia and a paper arguing semantics. No, the wind's frequency was not the primary torsional mode's natural frequency, but I've never heard that it was. However, a lower mode did exhibit amplitude blowing up... | [
"Summary: The bronze has to be cooled quickly so it can be strong.\n\nPost: It's not just cool that it's made in minutes, it's a necessity. \n Putting the molten bronze in cold water cools the bronze very quickly. Bronze, as its a metal, is made of many tiny crystals. The longer the bronze has to cool, the larger... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,965 |
Politoed6 | Generate the content for a reddit post Abandon abuse doesn't help you or your friends in a stack at all, all it can do is screw over the enemy team at your own expense. Its also only an issue when their lineup can take advantage of getting increased gold/xp over being 1 hero down since the team of 4 are going to be gim... | IIRC there isn't really a way to abuse the system since if you are in a party with someone who abandons then everyone in that party gets an abandon. So even if it gives you an advantage, you can't game the system to get ez mmr by causing a 4 v 5 since if you coordinate one person in your group leaving then you all will... | IIRC there isn't really a way to abuse the system since if you are in a party with someone who abandons then everyone in that party gets an abandon. So even if it gives you an advantage, you can't game the system to get ez mmr by causing a 4 v 5 since if you coordinate one person in your group leaving then you all will... | [
"Summary: MMO's require a lot of time so its expected that one would play it a lot, and if a game relies on its players not playing it that much (as opposed to playing it a lot) it doesn't have that great of end-game.\n\nPost: I know (or at least assume) you mean well, but you are basically telling him that he's pl... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,966 |
sapiophile | Generate the content for a reddit post There's a difference between "everybody does it" and "it's not a big deal" | Speeding doesn't meet the criteria of "not a big deal," though - it drastically reduces fuel economy and safety. It is definitely a big deal, and the world could probably be improved tremendously if the "culture of normalized speeding" could be ended.
Not to rain on everyone's parade or anything, but we need to be ho... | Speeding doesn't meet the criteria of "not a big deal," though - it drastically reduces fuel economy and safety. It is definitely a big deal, and the world could probably be improved tremendously if the "culture of normalized speeding" could be ended.
Not to rain on everyone's parade or anything, but we need to be ho... | [
"Summary: This really doesn't belong in /r/skeptic\n\nPost: The problem is that heating \"from the ceiling down\" - as happens when the hot air of the candle just shoots straight up - doesn't really work. There are a few kinds of heat transfer that are talked about in physics class - convective, conductive and radi... | 33 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,967 |
elpez124 | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm the real ADHD kid | You know, i've tried to look at this picture six times, and each time it took a little too long to load so I kept on browsing, I'm starting to think the title is just a clever joke on how I'm too impatient to wait for a picture to load. | You know, i've tried to look at this picture six times, and each time it took a little too long to load so I kept on browsing, I'm starting to think the title is just a clever joke on how I'm too impatient to wait for a picture to load. | [
"Summary: Forerunners used humans as slave/warriors and built weapons that any human could use\n\nPost: because their army or alliance, or whatever you want to call it, was made up of more than one race, so they made guns and other tech that was intuitive to who/whatever was using it (mostly just humans and forerun... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,968 |
BlackbeltJones | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't like my wife's Facebook!" | Met a (douchebag) coworker & his wife at a bar. She asked me to take a picture of them with my phone. She gave me her phone number so I could text it to her. Her husband disliked that. She couldn't open the pix message for some reason, she asked me if I Facebook, and I uploaded/added everything via my phone. Her h... | Met a (douchebag) coworker & his wife at a bar. She asked me to take a picture of them with my phone. She gave me her phone number so I could text it to her. Her husband disliked that. She couldn't open the pix message for some reason, she asked me if I Facebook, and I uploaded/added everything via my phone. Her h... | [
"Summary: I'm a happy, nice, and fun drunk until food is kept from me.\n\nPost: I'm a friendly drunk. So friendly, that I will agree to do almost anything. You need money, or a ride? Or wanna plan a road trip? Ask when I'm drunk! \n I did get violent once: \n A friend of mine, who did not know the way home, want... | 54 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,969 |
huplahup | Generate the content for a reddit post if you got really great game offer, hit me up, especially if you want game i have multiple copies of, usually I'm interested in games from my wishlist.
Send me trade offer [here]( for tradable games if you agree with prices, otherwise comment here if you have any questions or ne... | I prefer trading via trade offer
If you need reddit trade confirmation for your flair, reply here first before adding me or sending trade offer.
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[Resident Evil 6 Complete (ROW)](
6 keys
[Monkey Island: Special Edition Bundle](
3 keys
[Tales of Monkey... | I prefer trading via trade offer
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[Monkey Island: Special Edition Bundle](
3 keys
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"Summary: if you got really great game offer, hit me up, especially if you want game i have multiple copies of, usually I'm interested in games from my wishlist. \n Send me trade offer [here]( for tradable games if you agree with prices, otherwise comment here if you have any questions or need trade confirmation, t... | 73 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,970 |
OhSnapItzKing | Generate the content for a reddit post We’re a bunch of jokers that play all games but always come back to Honor Bound to PvP/PvE and Raid | The Honor Bound
New Ebonheart Clan. We are a clan recruiting all new members. Looking for all things ESO related? WE got it.
PvP?
You betcha
PvE?
Damn skippy.
Play a lot?
Try every day (mostly)
Play other games?
Ya get in the loop and we are willing to try out other games as well (Come from FFXIV, GW2... | The Honor Bound
New Ebonheart Clan. We are a clan recruiting all new members. Looking for all things ESO related? WE got it.
PvP?
You betcha
PvE?
Damn skippy.
Play a lot?
Try every day (mostly)
Play other games?
Ya get in the loop and we are willing to try out other games as well (Come from FFXIV, GW2... | [
"Summary: New content will be defeated once by this console generation and quickly dismissed. Onto the next \"quick attention span fix\"\n\nPost: My main issue with this post: That was a different time/generation of gamers. I come from GuildWars 2 where downing a dragon took literally hundreds of people. I also com... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,971 |
PittsburghDM | Generate the content for a reddit post big fight with a bunch of flesh golems. I knowingly heal the last one which kills two pcs afterwards) | We were playing white plume mountain for 1st Ed and our party was fighting the 9 flesh golems that guard the one room. We are doing well, but we are hurt pretty bad. We get to the last golem that were all pounding on and it's almost dead. My character, a magic user, decides he wants to make the killing blow (since he w... | We were playing white plume mountain for 1st Ed and our party was fighting the 9 flesh golems that guard the one room. We are doing well, but we are hurt pretty bad. We get to the last golem that were all pounding on and it's almost dead. My character, a magic user, decides he wants to make the killing blow (since he w... | [
"Summary: Little Girl REKS woman's face with a cupcake because she was being an early morning Thundercunt.\n\nPost: I witnessed this on a bus to work one morning. \n Bus is packed first thing in the morning and this uppity business broad is mouthing off about how its too hot and there are too many people on the bus... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,972 |
Aronzo | Generate the content for a reddit post The day after Sociofat destroys our house, he hands Momma a stack of credit card bills, letting her know that he'd put her into debt deeper than ever before. He gathers his things, tries to steal our dinner, and finally leaves. | Edit: This is supposed to be titled "The Wrath of Sociofat: He Leaves"
The day after the flood, we rise from our beds after a sleepless night of noisy fans. They were loud and endless. We couldn't turn them off, for any reason, and I loathed the fact that I had the day off (Momma was the kind of controlling crazy t... | Edit: This is supposed to be titled "The Wrath of Sociofat: He Leaves"
The day after the flood, we rise from our beds after a sleepless night of noisy fans. They were loud and endless. We couldn't turn them off, for any reason, and I loathed the fact that I had the day off (Momma was the kind of controlling crazy t... | [
"Summary: technically have the right to refuse service, but in my situation doing so would get me booted no matter what the reason was. Job was shit and income was more important to the boss than protecting employees from sexual assault or food being thrown at them.\n\nPost: I used to work at Burger's Jr and came a... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,973 |
chrisrobin | Generate the content for a reddit post it's not fun when everyone's characters are struggling to keep up/can't keep up with another.
Yes, I threw in puzzles and traps and various other challenges to let the less battle oriented players shine but, battles were essentially a frustrating bore. (Not including the possibi... | An example being that a character one of my players made once wiped the floor with anything I threw at the party. The rest of the group didn't have time to really do anything before the fight was over. Throwing more difficult enemies or challenging situations challenged him but would end up nearly killing everyone else... | An example being that a character one of my players made once wiped the floor with anything I threw at the party. The rest of the group didn't have time to really do anything before the fight was over. Throwing more difficult enemies or challenging situations challenged him but would end up nearly killing everyone else... | [
"Summary: just use save states and if you aren't having fun even if you do, then stop but, don't let yourself not enjoy really great games because of predefined rules on what's the \"right\" way to play a game.\n\nPost: I wouldn't really consider save states cheating. Firstly, they aren't considered cheating when S... | 40 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,974 |
xSighx | Generate the content for a reddit post c'thun is everywhere what can fist its asshole before it fists mine? | minirant:
with the nerfs, removal of multiple sets, and WOTOG not really seeming to give many archetypes significant boosts (instead creating an entirely new one with extremely efficient and lethal cards, then delivering some of the key pieces to every player for free, so there's no barrier to entry and everyone will... | minirant:
with the nerfs, removal of multiple sets, and WOTOG not really seeming to give many archetypes significant boosts (instead creating an entirely new one with extremely efficient and lethal cards, then delivering some of the key pieces to every player for free, so there's no barrier to entry and everyone will... | [
"Summary: im a pervert and servitors really do look like bewbs\n\nPost: when doing the fist of crota mission on earth, theres a servitor that spawns next to some fallen about 50 yards or so from the spawn point. if you shoot him in the ass with a sniper, he slowly turns around to look at you so you can get a precis... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,975 |
shmkys | Generate the content for a reddit post bunch of thugs steal a bong from our hands, call for backup, and almost start a brawl with a bunch of hippies. They fuck off after being reminded that we're fucking hippies. | First time using a bong, grade 10. Me and a couple friends were in this big hippy circle (like 15 people). My one friend was kinda hood and most of the people there were pretty hood as well (they weren't the type that would mug you, just a little rough around the edges and got into trouble for hoodrat shit).
Anyway, ... | First time using a bong, grade 10. Me and a couple friends were in this big hippy circle (like 15 people). My one friend was kinda hood and most of the people there were pretty hood as well (they weren't the type that would mug you, just a little rough around the edges and got into trouble for hoodrat shit).
Anyway, ... | [
"Summary: Read Nausea, take drugs, find happiness. Order not important\n\nPost: I'm 18, started at 16 with weed. Always had the purpose of self-examination and exploration of thought at heart. I usually only smoked on weekend and used the week to ponder the revelations I had on weed. This lead to an existential cri... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,976 |
SicTim | Generate the content for a reddit post I identify as a Christian for philosophical reasons. I believe in one God, many paths -- everyone is saved whether they like it or not. I borrow a lot from Buddhism, and see Gautama and Jesus as kindered spirits. (As do many others.) Christians tend to get more pissed off about my... | Deism is more rational, I freely admit. (And, in a seeming contradiction, I believe that time itself was the prime mover for the big bang.)
However, I am a Christian mainly on philosophical grounds -- Jesus, for the most part, matches up to my moral compass all along, with the added bonus of changing myself from a ba... | Deism is more rational, I freely admit. (And, in a seeming contradiction, I believe that time itself was the prime mover for the big bang.)
However, I am a Christian mainly on philosophical grounds -- Jesus, for the most part, matches up to my moral compass all along, with the added bonus of changing myself from a ba... | [
"Summary: You're fucked. Unless you're an entertainment lawyer, or have one handy.\n\nPost: Copyright law is insane. I say this as someone who has spent his entire adult life in the fine and performing arts. (Hey, you get to sleep in, and you can usually drink on the job.) IANAL. \n First off, you technically own t... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,977 |
thefalseidol | Generate the content for a reddit post I think people are sleeping on Supermodernism/not taking it seriously. BUT, I think its still behind the competitive edge, having not gotten an in-faction game changer that other factions have seen. | With the Supermodernism type deck, its all about tempo while maintaining credit advantage. While you're primarily a rush deck, you want to be gaining tempo (drawing cards) so that the runner is forced into respecting the threat of a scorched earth quicker, or be able to back it up if the don't. This is why the deck evo... | With the Supermodernism type deck, its all about tempo while maintaining credit advantage. While you're primarily a rush deck, you want to be gaining tempo (drawing cards) so that the runner is forced into respecting the threat of a scorched earth quicker, or be able to back it up if the don't. This is why the deck evo... | [
"Summary: there are plenty of ways to FA without it, but unless you don't have 3 copies (and I would still probably play 1-2), it does more work most other FA tools.\n\nPost: Psychographics decks don't \"need\" SSCG--but--typically rely on a Midseason Replacements to land, and SSCG taxing the runner for 5 credits e... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,978 |
J2383 | Generate the content for a reddit post Video games cause misogyny" is this generation's "video games cause murder" but it's harder to dismiss and thanks to the middle child syndrome that feminism causes in many women and the "women are wonderful" effect it causes in men this fight will be going on for years | I don't mean to sound insensitive, but this has been going on a long time.
Hopefully by the end of the year this will slow way down thanks to some victories and/or defeats. The general "video games cause misogyny" idea isn't going to go away for a long time, just like it took over a decade for the media to stop freak... | I don't mean to sound insensitive, but this has been going on a long time.
Hopefully by the end of the year this will slow way down thanks to some victories and/or defeats. The general "video games cause misogyny" idea isn't going to go away for a long time, just like it took over a decade for the media to stop freak... | [
"Summary: PTSD is just how we determine whether or not someone's inability to even is worthy of sympathy; survivor's guilt after a deployment making you unable to be in public without snapping = sympathy...someone said a mean thing on twitter making you bed-ridden for months =/= ridicule.\n\nPost: What I'm about to... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,979 |
raeanin | Generate the content for a reddit post as has been said, go to the Dr and get an exam/hormone panel done. | Hypogonadism doesnt just pop up without a significant cause. How you sleep and gaining a little weight have miniscule effects on your T levels. Definitely not something that causes hypogonadism.
HCG or testosterone or preferably both can be used to treat hypogonadism. Clomid is used to keep estrogen levels in check w... | Hypogonadism doesnt just pop up without a significant cause. How you sleep and gaining a little weight have miniscule effects on your T levels. Definitely not something that causes hypogonadism.
HCG or testosterone or preferably both can be used to treat hypogonadism. Clomid is used to keep estrogen levels in check w... | [
"Summary: Have a serious, open conversation with your GF about sex. If it's clear you are not sexually compatible, evaluate the relationship.\n\nPost: First off, there's no easy/healthy way to lower you libido, and there's nothing wrong with having a high libido. \n I think you and your girlfriend need to have a fr... | 35 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,980 |
hudsoneezy | Generate the content for a reddit post There are some serious parallels to be drawn from suits (early season 2) and the Harry Potter Universe, while this list is quite incomplete and lacks strong logic, I am drunk and having a debate with my wonderfully gorgeous girlfriend and wanted to settle that Jessica is /mcgonaga... | If we had to directly translate Hogwarts to Pearson-Hardman (I am only on episode 2 season 2, if the firm name changes please no spoilerino) what do you guys think the best comparison would be? I have considered the following...
Dumbledore- Harvey, (taking care of harry, always right, constantly doubted and questione... | If we had to directly translate Hogwarts to Pearson-Hardman (I am only on episode 2 season 2, if the firm name changes please no spoilerino) what do you guys think the best comparison would be? I have considered the following...
Dumbledore- Harvey, (taking care of harry, always right, constantly doubted and questione... | [
"Summary: When you have friends that hold high standards for the aspirations you desire, they will hold you accountable and shape you for the better.\n\nPost: I think there are two main focuses when it comes to friends. First off, you have to be happy around them and like them for who they are, thus if their smokin... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,981 |
luciferprinciple | Generate the content for a reddit post insurance plants handle childbirth quite differently, some employers provide benefits that more appropriately cover your health expenses. | In many cases birth can be expensive even with insurance. I was talking with some close friends a bit ago, they were co paring their medical costs from having their first child. They were both insured, one paid virtually nothing and the other paid her full years deductible of $7500. Similar office worker positions but ... | In many cases birth can be expensive even with insurance. I was talking with some close friends a bit ago, they were co paring their medical costs from having their first child. They were both insured, one paid virtually nothing and the other paid her full years deductible of $7500. Similar office worker positions but ... | [
"Summary: saw a cop smash someones face into the ground because he didnt have/or wouldnt show id. its not against the law not to have id. clearly excessive force, lawsuit completely reasonable.\n\nPost: police use excessive force all the time, I personally saw a young teen thrown to the ground at a concert because ... | 55 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,982 |
ixAp0c | Generate the content for a reddit post Stop combat logging so people can loot the bodies. And you can loot your tools people didn't need (matches hatchet etc.). | I know that people work for hours to get gear and scavenge all their stuff, but lets stop combat logging, because after you die and you log out fast it makes your corpse unlootable, which doesn't really give any honor in death to the killer, or the person who got shot. I've done it a few times thinking in good faith th... | I know that people work for hours to get gear and scavenge all their stuff, but lets stop combat logging, because after you die and you log out fast it makes your corpse unlootable, which doesn't really give any honor in death to the killer, or the person who got shot. I've done it a few times thinking in good faith th... | [
"Summary: it was badass...\n\nPost: The one I currently play is always my most exciting... But out of previous lives my most exciting play through was Panthera with CKW's old server where it was a private hive with custom vehicles, and helicopters spawned into the map in a lot of different locations so there were ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,983 |
nonamecynic | Generate the content for a reddit post Mather has a point.
edit:punctuation | Do it because it will make Rush Limbaugh explode like a bag full of meat dropped from a helicopter," he said. "Do it because it will make Sarah Palin go rogue in her pants."
It won't just be Rush and Sarah who come undone about this. I, for one, am looking forward to work Monday. I have a warped fascination with the ... | Do it because it will make Rush Limbaugh explode like a bag full of meat dropped from a helicopter," he said. "Do it because it will make Sarah Palin go rogue in her pants."
It won't just be Rush and Sarah who come undone about this. I, for one, am looking forward to work Monday. I have a warped fascination with the ... | [
"Summary: Back off. She is unavailable at this time.\n\nPost: IF and when she leaves her bf, THEN you can make your move. Until then, you need to distance yourself. Don't reply to texts, etc., outside of work. Interact only as needed in the work situation. \n I think she's probably enjoying the attention you're giv... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,984 |
zamuy12479 | Generate the content for a reddit post You're a bratty child who was clearly looking for something to complain about, please go back to lurking. | Well, aren't you a fun one. Firstly, i was only speaking of her body. secondly, I realize a person cannot be, in any accurate manner, reduced to a number in any way. Thirdly, it would be inefficient and pointless to describe every aspect of her within a comment simply meant to anecdotally tell of how some people have a... | Well, aren't you a fun one. Firstly, i was only speaking of her body. secondly, I realize a person cannot be, in any accurate manner, reduced to a number in any way. Thirdly, it would be inefficient and pointless to describe every aspect of her within a comment simply meant to anecdotally tell of how some people have a... | [
"Summary: Small talk can't melt steel beams, dank fuel can.\n\nPost: My opinion on memes: \n 1: thank! Mr skeltal! \n2: dank fuel can't melt steel memes \n3: memetic phrases are everywhere, they were around long before the Internet, a memetic phrase is any that the idea behind it is repurposed easily and widely (eg... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,985 |
gingerkid1234 | Generate the content for a reddit post there's variation in broad categories, Ashkenazi and Sefardi. Within each, there are sub-groupings. Ashkenaz has some new theological movements, but outside them they share largely the same theology. There are some practices that break down among those groups, too. | I am curious about regionalism in Judaism. How was, say, Iraqi Judaism different from contemporary German Judaism?
First of all, to simplify things I'll use Jewish internal terms for Jewish groups when possible. These include Ashkenazim for Europe (originally just the Rhine Valley, but since the middle ages usually ... | I am curious about regionalism in Judaism. How was, say, Iraqi Judaism different from contemporary German Judaism?
First of all, to simplify things I'll use Jewish internal terms for Jewish groups when possible. These include Ashkenazim for Europe (originally just the Rhine Valley, but since the middle ages usually ... | [
"Summary: electric cars are far too expensive to be cars for commuting only, unless you've got a huge garage and mountains of money to spend on cars\n\nPost: I have one car. 90% of my trips are short, within 20 miles or so. However, I sometimes travel longer distances, including driving for hundreds of miles ever... | 200 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,986 |
hawkeyepaz | Generate the content for a reddit post This is not a SSN scam it a marketing ploy to get you in and using their PayPal like system | So you're new to the whole credit/debit card thing huh? Here's some quick tips. Very wise to be worried about giving away your SSN however major companies (visa, MasterCard, amex) will not scam your SSN off you that is not their game. You do need to watch out for companies you have never heard of or people pretending t... | So you're new to the whole credit/debit card thing huh? Here's some quick tips. Very wise to be worried about giving away your SSN however major companies (visa, MasterCard, amex) will not scam your SSN off you that is not their game. You do need to watch out for companies you have never heard of or people pretending t... | [
"Summary: This movie will be fine stop complaining over nothing\n\nPost: This has been said a lot and to me it seems dumb to be this critical outright. First off ghost in the shell's characters like a lot of anime characters dont look all that asian. Secondly actors exist because they can pretend to be something t... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,987 |
LTmad | Generate the content for a reddit post Can't decide which resort at Lake Tahoe would be a better/more valuable use of my stay of a few days...they all look amazing. Help! | I may be able to head out to Lake Tahoe for the first time around the end of March (I live in NJ). In this contemplation I've come to have some questions about the area. I know there's a ton of world class skiing/riding there but if I'm there for just a few days I wanna make the most of it for now.
For reference: Iam... | I may be able to head out to Lake Tahoe for the first time around the end of March (I live in NJ). In this contemplation I've come to have some questions about the area. I know there's a ton of world class skiing/riding there but if I'm there for just a few days I wanna make the most of it for now.
For reference: Iam... | [
"Summary: I want something that will last forever and has AWD or 4WD...preferably 4. \n Hope that cleared it up for you, bud.\n\nPost: I know all about Toyota, Honda, and Nissan being way up there in the longevity department. I wouldn't be disappointed with a solid new Camry either. You seemed to miss the point of ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,988 |
texdeveloper | Generate the content for a reddit post Can Human and Animal behavior be examined through a lens of the second law of Thermodynamics using the same mathematics ? I am no expert in the field, just wondering. | I would love to see this applied to economics. Can this theory be extrapolated to human society ? Can replicating different sub parts of society be also explained by distributing energy better ? Franchises like McDonalds replicate themselves and has been a successful business model. Once a business model becomes possib... | I would love to see this applied to economics. Can this theory be extrapolated to human society ? Can replicating different sub parts of society be also explained by distributing energy better ? Franchises like McDonalds replicate themselves and has been a successful business model. Once a business model becomes possib... | [
"Summary: What I am saying is that for many of us, it takes replication and open methods to prove something, not experts swearing this is all good, saying stuff that I do not understand. What many of us need to resolve this is to have many groups of experts working on the same data, using open methods, and being in... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,989 |
Spritzo | Generate the content for a reddit post Mounts should be given passive abilities to provide more incentive for people to obtain and use them. | Hey everyone, it's Spritzo. I apologize if this has been suggested before. I did a bit of searching and didn't find much relating to this.
Anyway...
My friend and I had some ideas earlier today on my stream about giving mounts abilities or passives...mostly passives. Right now all mounts are the same speed (excludi... | Hey everyone, it's Spritzo. I apologize if this has been suggested before. I did a bit of searching and didn't find much relating to this.
Anyway...
My friend and I had some ideas earlier today on my stream about giving mounts abilities or passives...mostly passives. Right now all mounts are the same speed (excludi... | [
"Summary: ANet needs to fix drop rates or ways to obtain materials, fix item values/rarity, change weapon stats on TONS of items. Also, legendaries aren't worth the work, IMO.\n\nPost: Honestly, we need more ways to obtain a lot of things. (INCOMING OPINION and also a long rant) It seems the drop rate is worse in G... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,990 |
THE_MORROW_IS_A_BIRD | Generate the content for a reddit post this further proves my theory that in order to get what you want, you have to phrase it as a positive, not a negative. I spend waaaaay too much time thinking about this. | I actually have a theory that the universe doesn't recognize negatives, by which I mean if you phrase something to someone as a negative, they'll hear it as a positive. Try it in a sandwich shop "Everything but olives" will probably get you a sandwich with just olives (or at least the person making your sandwich will c... | I actually have a theory that the universe doesn't recognize negatives, by which I mean if you phrase something to someone as a negative, they'll hear it as a positive. Try it in a sandwich shop "Everything but olives" will probably get you a sandwich with just olives (or at least the person making your sandwich will c... | [
"Summary: Felt like an outsider in my own family. Made me feel like an outsider in the world at large.\n\nPost: To the best of my knowledge, my dad is ESTJ, my mom is ISFP, my sister is ISTP, and my brother is ISFP. I guess it affected me by making me feel like an outsider in my own family. Though I have functions ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,991 |
techietalk_ticktock | Generate the content for a reddit post He wasn't shitty. He was completely normal, correct, and well adjusted to a social construct that was the norm then, but is shitty by today's more 'enlightened' standards of societal thinking. | Why so selective? You can understand pedophilia, but not his views on women or blacks? His views on the latter was ALSO a very widespread view in that day's social construct.
Whatever he said about women and blacks was nothing out of the ordinary for the social construct he lived in. The dominant view in those days w... | Why so selective? You can understand pedophilia, but not his views on women or blacks? His views on the latter was ALSO a very widespread view in that day's social construct.
Whatever he said about women and blacks was nothing out of the ordinary for the social construct he lived in. The dominant view in those days w... | [
"Summary: Bitch you be got issues. Its a well known cliche..... the reformed slut playing the 'puritan empowered-feminazi protector of women'.... \n You only have yourself to blame for being used as a cum-dumpster in your younger days. Its fine to be proud about it,but its not fine to be hypocritical.\n\nPost: And... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,992 |
Johnny_Gossamer | Generate the content for a reddit post Yeah. I know. This guy is everywhere on this sub. | I know this subreddit (and the rest of reddit) is so fixated on this guy and posting everything under the sun about him.
So I honestly am sorry if this is too much, or doesn't belong, etc.
But it's interesting reading all the information from the perspective of his family about his recent disappearance. | I know this subreddit (and the rest of reddit) is so fixated on this guy and posting everything under the sun about him.
So I honestly am sorry if this is too much, or doesn't belong, etc.
But it's interesting reading all the information from the perspective of his family about his recent disappearance. | [
"Summary: I read the wrong parts of the article than I should have, and I should have stuck to my own memory\n\nPost: Before I edited my post, I said JW Booth's favorite role was Brutus. \n Then I went to check myself on wikipedia and CTRL+F'd \"Brutus\" and found this: \n> \"[John Wilkes] played Mark Antony and hi... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,993 |
mostlylurkingmostly | Generate the content for a reddit post Learn how to ignore. | Yup. Every time this topic comes up, that's my thought as well.
From OP:
>people come here to get away from all of the CS:GO Lounge crap and if it carries on then this sub-reddit is going to get overrun and die.
We (the mods) are not interested in telling people how to trade. If it follows the rules, then it's ... | Yup. Every time this topic comes up, that's my thought as well.
From OP:
>people come here to get away from all of the CS:GO Lounge crap and if it carries on then this sub-reddit is going to get overrun and die.
We (the mods) are not interested in telling people how to trade. If it follows the rules, then it's ... | [
"Summary: Don't rep unless you've had dealings with someone.\n\nPost: I said it for quite some time - only rep people you actually had dealings with. Nobody cared to listen. SteamRep used to mark for fake rep. Then it got out of control, and they decided to leave it up to the individual communities - some of whi... | 28 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,994 |
skiddleybop | Generate the content for a reddit post it exists because the role of government is to protect capitol, which is concentrated in the bank system. | Because people agree to the terms of the loan. The bank lays it all out for you, shows you the fine print, explains exactly what you have to do. If you agree, they give you a metric fuckton of money all at once. They charge you interest because while you have that money, they can't use it. They're out thousands based o... | Because people agree to the terms of the loan. The bank lays it all out for you, shows you the fine print, explains exactly what you have to do. If you agree, they give you a metric fuckton of money all at once. They charge you interest because while you have that money, they can't use it. They're out thousands based o... | [
"Summary: we do a ton more than just pay people to stand around with rifles, and it's all considered \"military budget\"\n\nPost: Its all wrapped up in the \"defense budget\" which covers a huuuuge amount of Research and Development of technologies that are fantastically expensive but yield incredible results that ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,995 |
FuckImOnRedditAgain | Generate the content for a reddit post hold your own coins, shit happens. Coinbase is most likely just having technical issues like any other web-based business experiences. | They have had issues before. There was an incident in February where they were distributing coins that hadn't been confirmed. This caused a backlog and people started to freak. And then it was all resolved.
The problem is there have been a lot of scams, and when the price is getting into record territory and there is... | They have had issues before. There was an incident in February where they were distributing coins that hadn't been confirmed. This caused a backlog and people started to freak. And then it was all resolved.
The problem is there have been a lot of scams, and when the price is getting into record territory and there is... | [
"Summary: its hard enough to get a jury to do their job correctly without providing them with a giant subjective trump card. \n ninja edit - I satisfied my law school writing requirement with a paper arguing that consistent high-dollar verdicts in file-sharing cases could lead to nullification because of cases like... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,996 |
goatcan | Generate the content for a reddit post If I do not hear back by tomorrow I am moving to the waitlist. If you send me a package and got kicked out, I am sending your cigars back. SEND ME TRACKING INFO | Rules of the Lotto](
We're down to 3 people who did not send me tracking info as requested. If I do not hear back from the 3 then I will move on to the waitlist. /u/JustPlainJef you are always good in my book.
This lotto only works if everyone follows the rules. If you don't follow the rules, then have the court... | Rules of the Lotto](
We're down to 3 people who did not send me tracking info as requested. If I do not hear back from the 3 then I will move on to the waitlist. /u/JustPlainJef you are always good in my book.
This lotto only works if everyone follows the rules. If you don't follow the rules, then have the court... | [
"Summary: Things I like about Hangout \n Learning about new cigars / cigars I have not tried \n Learning from other people across the country/world \n Hanging out and making new friends \n Things I dislike about Hangout \n Video game talk / playing video games \n Excessive denigration of others \n Falling asleep on... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,997 |
skinsballr | Generate the content for a reddit post How do I now breed a 5-6 IV Cloyster, with a Skill Link ability, Jolly/Naive nature and with two of the 5-6 perfect IV's in Special Attack and Speed ? | Thanks, everyone, for helping me yesterday for my breeding question regarding my Sigilyph and wrong ability (all with Shell Armor; I want one with Skill Link).
Male, Shell Armor, Relaxed (5 IV's in: HP/Attack/Defense/ Special Attack /Special Defense)
Male, Shell Armor, Naughty (HP/Attack/Defense/ Special ... | Thanks, everyone, for helping me yesterday for my breeding question regarding my Sigilyph and wrong ability (all with Shell Armor; I want one with Skill Link).
Male, Shell Armor, Relaxed (5 IV's in: HP/Attack/Defense/ Special Attack /Special Defense)
Male, Shell Armor, Naughty (HP/Attack/Defense/ Special ... | [
"Summary: Go to your departmental ceremony and skip the main ceremony\n\nPost: As a Geographical Sciences graduate last year, I highly recommend you attend the departmental ceremony; everyone attends their departmental ceremony, but those that want to see the commencement speaker go to the main campus-wide ceremo... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,998 |
neohylanmay | Generate the content for a reddit post Train company tries to blame me for their problem. | Northern Rail.
OK, so at the time, I was commuting back and forth to college, and where my college is located, there is a ticket barrier; you need a ticket to get through (I live in a fairly rural part of the UK so a lot of stations may not have one). But if for some reason, the conductor didn't get to you on the t... | Northern Rail.
OK, so at the time, I was commuting back and forth to college, and where my college is located, there is a ticket barrier; you need a ticket to get through (I live in a fairly rural part of the UK so a lot of stations may not have one). But if for some reason, the conductor didn't get to you on the t... | [
"Summary: for you.\n\nPost: Not a throwaway, even though I use this name elsewhere so it's likely that anyone who may find this will know who I am. So if any of you do recognise me, and are connected to the person this is about, all I can ask of you is that this doesn't affect what relationship you have with me or ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,999 |
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