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papa82 | Generate the content for a reddit post Tackled a pregnant goat to the ground and felt like a man. | We were looking after some pregnant goats in our backyard for my uncle. So after having them in an enclosure for 3 days, it was time to put them onto a truck. Thee first two goats were caught by my dad and uncle easily because they didn't escape the enclosure but the largest one got out and was running around our backy... | We were looking after some pregnant goats in our backyard for my uncle. So after having them in an enclosure for 3 days, it was time to put them onto a truck. Thee first two goats were caught by my dad and uncle easily because they didn't escape the enclosure but the largest one got out and was running around our backy... | [
"Summary: Always ask if the PC is plugged in and switched on.\n\nPost: I would not say I am smarter than the average bear. I do seem more smarter than most at my work because I live by the rule that you do not assume anything. \n The type of issues I resolve require troubleshooting from start to finish. A lot of p... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,700 |
Bobthemightyone | Generate the content for a reddit post This is what I think
-3x Judge's Familiar
-3x Nivmagus Elemental
+4x Nightveil Specter
+2x Cyclonic Rift
-1 island
+1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
I would probably get rid of the omenspeakers and add back in 4 islands, but playtesting would see if your scrypower is enough ... | I feel like I'd be making your deck boring and similair to everyone else's, but Nightveil Spector . I would probably put another Nythkos in there, drop either Nivmagus or Judge's familiar, and go with nightveil specter. You may also want to put two more cyclonic rift's in there, really good card, especially with devot... | I feel like I'd be making your deck boring and similair to everyone else's, but Nightveil Spector . I would probably put another Nythkos in there, drop either Nivmagus or Judge's familiar, and go with nightveil specter. You may also want to put two more cyclonic rift's in there, really good card, especially with devot... | [
"Summary: 2 Exsanguinate, -4 Pawn of Ulamog, -1 Field of Souls, -1 Intangible Virtue, +4 Grave Pact, +4 Rhys the Redeemed. \n This is coming from someone who isn't too super experienced with Magic, but hopefully I gave you some ideas.\n\nPost: Hmm. I would probably replace the two Exsanguinate with two [Grave Pact]... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,701 |
mrfoof82 | Generate the content for a reddit post Totally doable. Above explains the basic concepts, computation costs (small), bandwidth costs (approaching zero), and amount of code that would be affected (significant). There's also some game balance issues that would need to be considered. | Sounds like it's less of an issue with the networking implementation and more of an issue of the lighting engine implementation, and how tightly coupled lighting is with other functional areas of Minecraft.
The way to implement dynamic light sources would be to decouple lights from chunk updates for certain kinds of ... | Sounds like it's less of an issue with the networking implementation and more of an issue of the lighting engine implementation, and how tightly coupled lighting is with other functional areas of Minecraft.
The way to implement dynamic light sources would be to decouple lights from chunk updates for certain kinds of ... | [
"Summary: Key management is a pain, and doing it right requires due diligence.\n\nPost: Sadly, we will not receive keys for awhile while details are worked out. :( \n Basically, this is time required to integrate. They're going to need to come up with a way to issue Steam keys to existing buyers, as well as making... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,702 |
Tokugawa | Generate the content for a reddit post Gronkowski didn't sell the foul. I'm not saying he should have built the factory and made a foul out of nothing, just that he needed to do a better job of selling it. | First off, I love football and I also love football. They're both great in their own way.
That said, there's an aspect of soccer you may have heard of called "flopping". To people who don't play the game, all flopping is the same, but it is most assuredly not. Aaaand worse yet, it can sometimes be necessary.
Pla... | First off, I love football and I also love football. They're both great in their own way.
That said, there's an aspect of soccer you may have heard of called "flopping". To people who don't play the game, all flopping is the same, but it is most assuredly not. Aaaand worse yet, it can sometimes be necessary.
Pla... | [
"Summary: Hate someone for what they do or say, don't hate them because they do or don't have a penis.\n\nPost: He uses \"mindless chattering cunts\" instead of \"women\". Its really that simple. \n You want to call Sharon Osborne a cunt? A little rough, but fine by me. \nYou want to refer to an entire gender as c... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,703 |
MasterDisaster64 | Generate the content for a reddit post Potions would be made by mixing ingredients in a cauldron, and brewing stands would combine multiple potions into one.
I'd love to hear your feedback on this, unless it's complaint because it's a change. | I already know [your reaction]( to this, but I'm throwing this out anyway.
In the second pre-release version of Beta 1.9, you made potions by putting different combinations of ingredients directly into a cauldron. You could make potions with level III effects, and potions with multiple effects. There were thousands o... | I already know [your reaction]( to this, but I'm throwing this out anyway.
In the second pre-release version of Beta 1.9, you made potions by putting different combinations of ingredients directly into a cauldron. You could make potions with level III effects, and potions with multiple effects. There were thousands o... | [
"Summary: Fully user-created and distributable biomes.\n\nPost: Please don't downvote this without telling me why. \n We have custom structures, so why not custom biomes? Here's how they could work. \n A custom biome can be created by creating a text file in Notebook (or something similar) and saving it as a .nbt f... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,704 |
BEEFJAKE | Generate the content for a reddit post Juniour high kids get amazing builds just for minecraft.
Gaben bless.
EDIT: I have nothing against the fact they play minecraft, it could be skyrim, tf2 or anything, it just disapoints me they get such nice builds for the purpose of one game, and one game only. | I am accompanied by two younger boys, possibly in grade 9 ish I didn't bother to ask, or say anything because I was too horrified at the events that followed their encounter.
I know eavesdropping is frowned upon, but when you're the two loudest kids on the best it's hard to miss.
They began talking about games, and... | I am accompanied by two younger boys, possibly in grade 9 ish I didn't bother to ask, or say anything because I was too horrified at the events that followed their encounter.
I know eavesdropping is frowned upon, but when you're the two loudest kids on the best it's hard to miss.
They began talking about games, and... | [
"Summary: I love heavy to pieces, but even if he gets nerfed into the ground we're not the devs, and frankly I just wanna play.\n\nPost: I enjoy heavy a lot, more casually than anything and in all honesty, the nerfs while frustrating can be solved through this. \n A) Valve targeting what needs to change. \n Heavy's... | 26 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,705 |
Jorcky | Generate the content for a reddit post my Ns showed up and put a dampner on the day. I put my foot down and left after a while but I feel they sucked all the joy out of my day by imposing themselves on me. I don't know what to do now at all. | Just wanted to update you guys and thank you for all the support. I went to the ceremony with my partner and my Ns showed up right as it began and sat taking photos- I was annoyed but I wasn't about to interrupt a ceremony for 300 others to kick them out.
Afterwards I had to drop robes back in the foyer, and they fol... | Just wanted to update you guys and thank you for all the support. I went to the ceremony with my partner and my Ns showed up right as it began and sat taking photos- I was annoyed but I wasn't about to interrupt a ceremony for 300 others to kick them out.
Afterwards I had to drop robes back in the foyer, and they fol... | [
"Summary: Don't make a romantic dinner with so much leftovers that you begin to hate dinner.\n\nPost: Food. BUT be careful... My BF had a serious pulled pork sandwich craving for weeks and couldn't get one anywhere (they're not very popular here and the two times we found them they were all out/finished serving lun... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,706 |
OldHippie | Generate the content for a reddit post using Simpson Oil for making edibles is possible but overkill in terms of potency. The end result will be way too strong for most people to eat. | Not that I know of, other than the possibility that somehow using naptha dissolves more cannabinoids than alcohol or coconut oil. But generally, whenever you extract cannabinoids, whether you're using naptha, oil, butter, alcohol, or unicorn tears, it's still the same process. It just makes more sense to use edible lip... | Not that I know of, other than the possibility that somehow using naptha dissolves more cannabinoids than alcohol or coconut oil. But generally, whenever you extract cannabinoids, whether you're using naptha, oil, butter, alcohol, or unicorn tears, it's still the same process. It just makes more sense to use edible lip... | [
"Summary: I bet this would work better as a marinade in a vacuum bag.\n\nPost: I have not tried this, having just seen it, and no offense to ChrispyK (and thanks for posting it!) but I wonder if the incredibly profligate use of weed (1 ounce!?!?!?) in the original recipe is meant to compensate for the fact that BBQ... | 70 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,707 |
dudleymooresbooze | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck pics wtf and funny. Goddamn I wish somebody would start new versions and mod the shit out of them. | Just FYI I would have agreed with you except for your defense of the rest of /r/pics. Pics, wtf, and funny have become cesspools of whatever pathetic uninteresting bs anyone runs across, whether it's a reposted Facebook screen cap or a reposted picture of Emma Watson or a reposted picture of a spider with the text "kil... | Just FYI I would have agreed with you except for your defense of the rest of /r/pics. Pics, wtf, and funny have become cesspools of whatever pathetic uninteresting bs anyone runs across, whether it's a reposted Facebook screen cap or a reposted picture of Emma Watson or a reposted picture of a spider with the text "kil... | [
"Summary: make turnover differential count against the ranking because it is just as likely to mean the team has gotten lucky in the past\n\nPost: I wonder why you include turnovers as a positive statistic at all. They are the single most driving factor toward win-loss record anyway, so you will rarely find a team ... | 77 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,708 |
sora1607 | Generate the content for a reddit post Call your Embassy and ask them to renew your PP | I've a friend who has done this before. He said all he did was just sending it to the Embassy. If you know people here, you can probably get it done here easily as well. Or you can try phoning the Embassy and just ask them if they can renew your expired passport. They'll most likely do it for you for a fee. Just make s... | I've a friend who has done this before. He said all he did was just sending it to the Embassy. If you know people here, you can probably get it done here easily as well. Or you can try phoning the Embassy and just ask them if they can renew your expired passport. They'll most likely do it for you for a fee. Just make s... | [
"Summary: Sources are available on the side bar to find more VNs, don't be lazy. Impossible to replicate the experience because each experience is always unique. First experience is always appears best, stop trying to replicate it.\n\nPost: You can call us all elitist but honestly, as mentioned by /u/Joyduck7, it's... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,709 |
Packabowl09 | Generate the content for a reddit post 1. Top bunk kid wet the bed and it dripped on me. 2. On drug tests. Get shitty drunk. Have dreams that I toked. Not used to dreaming, believe that I actually did. | At camp in the bottom bunk. Kid above was a very overweight African american child, who was extremely spoiled, a complete brat, and debilitatingly homesick. Woke up to a warm, smelly liquid dripping on me. He wet the bed in the top bunk and it had completely soaked my sheets and sleeping bag. Plus the whole cabin reeke... | At camp in the bottom bunk. Kid above was a very overweight African american child, who was extremely spoiled, a complete brat, and debilitatingly homesick. Woke up to a warm, smelly liquid dripping on me. He wet the bed in the top bunk and it had completely soaked my sheets and sleeping bag. Plus the whole cabin reeke... | [
"Summary: Re-learned how to poop, jammed out to my bathroom fan.\n\nPost: Dam dude. I have a high poop story here too if this doesn't get buried. \n One time I was smoking in the bathroom, and I ended up getting REALLY high off 2 bowls of Afghan Kush and Mr Nice Guy. I had to poop so I sat on the the toilet....but ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,710 |
TheTT | Generate the content for a reddit post North Korean propaganda does not restrict itself to facts or reason. | Even though this is fundamentally correct, his point still stands. The suburban north of Seoul is within firing range of NK artillery positioned very close to the border in a specific area. You have to take into account that (a) North Korea does not possess a large amount of modern or well-maintained artillery, that (b... | Even though this is fundamentally correct, his point still stands. The suburban north of Seoul is within firing range of NK artillery positioned very close to the border in a specific area. You have to take into account that (a) North Korea does not possess a large amount of modern or well-maintained artillery, that (b... | [
"Summary: Gut gemeint ist nicht gut gemacht, die Antifas im Video sind Dödel.\n\nPost: Ich halte diese Aktion für infantil und kontraproduktiv. \n Zum einen ist die Mitgliedschaft in der NPD dieser Frau kein Geheimnis. Der Name ist im Video zu hören und die Google-Treffer dazu sind ziemlich eindeutig. Da es sich ni... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,711 |
learntofart | Generate the content for a reddit post This house needed a cleaning like some bum's dorm room. It is not in any state of dilapidation. Good for you, OP, but I don't advise looking at even more affordable places. You might get sad. | It's weird that I feel "disappointed" by this post, but I've lived in several places that were exponentially worse than this, for a few reasons.
No humidity damage: Most is dry dust, perhaps some mold here or there, but no water from condensation in the walls, furniture or anywhere, which keeps mold production very... | It's weird that I feel "disappointed" by this post, but I've lived in several places that were exponentially worse than this, for a few reasons.
No humidity damage: Most is dry dust, perhaps some mold here or there, but no water from condensation in the walls, furniture or anywhere, which keeps mold production very... | [
"Summary: No fucks given either way if you have kids or not. This is just not a place where that's desirable. It's a choice and the fact it seems pejorative is in the eye of the beholder.\n\nPost: It smells like hivemind in here. I, too, saw that front page post. \n I don't believe people here expect something out ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,712 |
griffrp | Generate the content for a reddit post Because he is called CJ2K. | Because people keep calling him CJ2K. It's like a constant reminder of what he isn't accomplishing. Imagine a player being called Super Bowl "Joe" who won a Super Bowl in extraordinary fashion, but then subsequently, he always makes it to the conference championship, but then loses. He would be in the same position as ... | Because people keep calling him CJ2K. It's like a constant reminder of what he isn't accomplishing. Imagine a player being called Super Bowl "Joe" who won a Super Bowl in extraordinary fashion, but then subsequently, he always makes it to the conference championship, but then loses. He would be in the same position as ... | [
"Summary: an H-Back is a tight end that lines up off of the line of scrimmage and can be motioned into the backfield. Almost exclusively used in two tight end formations or 12 personnel grouping. \n For the uninitiated, The \"1\" in a personnel grouping represents the number of RBs, the \"2\" represents the number ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,713 |
G3nji_17 | Generate the content for a reddit post Play the god damned game, if you don't own it allready go buy it and don't read the spoilers until you finished it yourself. | It was the same for me, it didn't hook me, I just really liked the narrator and the visuals, (later also the mechanics, I really like how they did difficulty modes), but I only liked it from a "wow, this is so well done, lets see how the narrator reacts if I do this" point of view. I wasn't really moved by the sad stor... | It was the same for me, it didn't hook me, I just really liked the narrator and the visuals, (later also the mechanics, I really like how they did difficulty modes), but I only liked it from a "wow, this is so well done, lets see how the narrator reacts if I do this" point of view. I wasn't really moved by the sad stor... | [
"Summary: Crouching in a screenshot is the minecraft equivalent of smiling in a photo.\n\nPost: I have a theory which I just made up if you are interested. \n In photos it is usual to do some kind of pose (be it duckface or just plain smiling), but in minecraft the only thing about our avatars body we can control i... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,714 |
RiotingPacifist | Generate the content for a reddit post Don't try and conquer the world. | then creating a clusterfuck in the form of Pakistan just before they left.
Hey we suck, but the Pakistan situation was fucked from the start, we did actually try to not fuck shit up that time, it's just impossible to jump from a system where small tribes have been forced to work together for somebody else's goals to ... | then creating a clusterfuck in the form of Pakistan just before they left.
Hey we suck, but the Pakistan situation was fucked from the start, we did actually try to not fuck shit up that time, it's just impossible to jump from a system where small tribes have been forced to work together for somebody else's goals to ... | [
"Summary: there is a move to try and get 12-15 year elected lords (IMO it's a bit short, 20years as you suggest is better), with a 3rd at every general election. \n >1. All Lords sit for a single term. No re-election pressure. \n This is a ridiculous American principle, IMHO the people should get whoever they want,... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,715 |
dopp3lganger | Generate the content for a reddit post this is like saying /r/space shouldn't exist because we have /r/science.
edit: I find it interesting that you felt the need to create a new account just to post this. | I don't think anyone is trying to move people from /r/UFOs to /r/UAP, you can certainly subscribe to both. I think the whole point of /r/UAP is to provide more of the verifiable documentation that has surfaced over the past 70 years. Anytime that stuff gets posted here, it receives a fraction of the exposure that [sh... | I don't think anyone is trying to move people from /r/UFOs to /r/UAP, you can certainly subscribe to both. I think the whole point of /r/UAP is to provide more of the verifiable documentation that has surfaced over the past 70 years. Anytime that stuff gets posted here, it receives a fraction of the exposure that [sh... | [
"Summary: Again, not saying all of the reports and 'evidence' is true, but it's certainly intriguing and worth further discussion by the general public, IMO. Articles like this do nothing but stop the conversation from even happening.\n\nPost: This is an utterly ridiculous article. \n edit: downvoted for lack of re... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,716 |
SnatchDragon | Generate the content for a reddit post got drunk, fell asleep in a box, potentially molested by 15 year old girls, box disappeared | Me and a friend went drinking all day (we're 24/25). Went to a party in a hall in the middle of nowhere as they were still cleaning. The DJ put some music on, me and my drunk male friend started doing a waltz to the msuic for a laugh. The DJ cut the music and said "I'm not playing music for any of that gay shit!"
Fai... | Me and a friend went drinking all day (we're 24/25). Went to a party in a hall in the middle of nowhere as they were still cleaning. The DJ put some music on, me and my drunk male friend started doing a waltz to the msuic for a laugh. The DJ cut the music and said "I'm not playing music for any of that gay shit!"
Fai... | [
"Summary: 3 characters with good intentions and their own faults could easily become enemies and hopefully make a fantastic film\n\nPost: might as well have been the origin story for Two Face \n Haha that's actually a really good point. \"Two Face Begins (but also ends)\" \n >Batman is a vigilante and knows the sac... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,717 |
i_am_sad | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck people | I used to work at taco bell, and I was on the food prep line, making tacos.
The manager that day was there too, helping make tacos. I noticed the new package of burrito shells he got out of the cabinet had a spot of mold on the top piece, and I pointed it out to him and he said "eh, it's fine, they make medicine out ... | I used to work at taco bell, and I was on the food prep line, making tacos.
The manager that day was there too, helping make tacos. I noticed the new package of burrito shells he got out of the cabinet had a spot of mold on the top piece, and I pointed it out to him and he said "eh, it's fine, they make medicine out ... | [
"Summary: SO BRAVE\n\nPost: I didn't read many of the comments but the ones I did read did not mention this. \n I think the idea of them being heroes has to do with their bravery, because like it or not they're put in a situation where they have to face each day knowing with a certainty that it is one of their last... | 39 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,718 |
TheNargrath | Generate the content for a reddit post Fixed my own monitor, and it feels great! | I have an Acer 22" widescreen that has been with me for 4 years. Love the color, and the size is perfect for my desk. A month ago, I heard that telltale squeal of a capacitor going out. I knew it was only time before my baby went down.
I did research into local repair shops ($150 for a repair), and new monitors ($200... | I have an Acer 22" widescreen that has been with me for 4 years. Love the color, and the size is perfect for my desk. A month ago, I heard that telltale squeal of a capacitor going out. I knew it was only time before my baby went down.
I did research into local repair shops ($150 for a repair), and new monitors ($200... | [
"Summary: It's all about your outlook.\n\nPost: I hear this from a few folks. Especially the \"can't go out\" thing. (Sure, I sometimes use it as an excuse to not go out, but I typically don't want to, anyway.) These folks seem to think that having a child won't change much, and life will continue as normal. They'r... | 49 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,719 |
FFF12321 | Generate the content for a reddit post It's not up to you to convert them to games, show them that options exist and let them come if they want. | There is nothing wrong with having a focus for your leisure time - everyone only has so much of it and it's up to them to choose how to spend it. MtG is much like a MOBA (League of Legends, DotA2, etc) in that it is easy to learn but very difficult to master. Couple that with its long standing tradition as a game and... | There is nothing wrong with having a focus for your leisure time - everyone only has so much of it and it's up to them to choose how to spend it. MtG is much like a MOBA (League of Legends, DotA2, etc) in that it is easy to learn but very difficult to master. Couple that with its long standing tradition as a game and... | [
"Summary: Party politics is a result of the combination of factors including but not limited to false representation of issues in media, the people's interests that are constantly shifting and changing, and the system of checks and balances set forth in the US COnstitution.\n\nPost: Our party system isn't really 2 ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,720 |
bigfishh | Generate the content for a reddit post lucky rune haste, yes, otherwise no, you can even go ahead and ask them to gank your lane if they're "ganky" kind of supports like Venge. GG, keep sf'ing. | What I do is usually ... not gank. A lucky haste that's easily within grasp may get me off my easy farm, but even invis ... naw ... usually I'll just use the invis to triple raze my opponent in mid, trying to get a kill there. Just because people bitch at you, doesn't mean they're right. Ganks are nice and help the tea... | What I do is usually ... not gank. A lucky haste that's easily within grasp may get me off my easy farm, but even invis ... naw ... usually I'll just use the invis to triple raze my opponent in mid, trying to get a kill there. Just because people bitch at you, doesn't mean they're right. Ganks are nice and help the tea... | [
"Summary: For me the meta game, which does not exist, shifts when : \n \n Best of the best teams think of something new, which sort of counters the generic/common stuff. \n Some heroes that are not picked get buffs, or some heroes that are always picked receive drastic nerfs.\n\nPost: First off, I don't believe in... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,721 |
Kaaraii | Generate the content for a reddit post Resident Evil 1 (G-CUBE) kills my father, then kills me, I wake up unable to breathe. | Eugh im not sure how i'm to explain this. This was about 8 years ago I had this nightmare and it's a little fuzzy but i can definitely remember it. I'll try my best, probably going to get buried anyway... oh well.
I'm with my father in some sort of a downtown area, one strip lined with stores/motels on either side. I... | Eugh im not sure how i'm to explain this. This was about 8 years ago I had this nightmare and it's a little fuzzy but i can definitely remember it. I'll try my best, probably going to get buried anyway... oh well.
I'm with my father in some sort of a downtown area, one strip lined with stores/motels on either side. I... | [
"Summary: Bike pedal shinning accident, doctors office , cutting little flaps of skin off for healing precaution. ' \n I have a few pictures of my leg during healing if anyone would like.\n\nPost: During last summer I was at my towns skate park and I own not a BMX but a dirt jumper which is like a bigger BMX with... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,722 |
Baam_ | Generate the content for a reddit post Naruto has a chance, since they have an army to distract, and bullshit sealing items to disable Bleach captains. 6/10 naruto | I think Aizen could easily solo One piece universe actually (besides God Usopp of course). He's strong/fast/awesome as shit, and basically hypnotizes his enemies. I don't know what OP people can do about that.
Naruto is a little harder, and I don't know what OP means by timeskip cuz I read it, but Aizen, Captain Comm... | I think Aizen could easily solo One piece universe actually (besides God Usopp of course). He's strong/fast/awesome as shit, and basically hypnotizes his enemies. I don't know what OP people can do about that.
Naruto is a little harder, and I don't know what OP means by timeskip cuz I read it, but Aizen, Captain Comm... | [
"Summary: Lee cannot harm Luffy enough to win.\n\nPost: Luffy demonlishes Rock Lee. Rock Lee is all physical attacks, and Luffy is rubber. I know he has some kunai but he couldn't kill Luffy with one (too durable). To account for the fact that Lee Gate 6 may be able to rip through Luffy: he has shown that he can pr... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,723 |
AugmentedFourth | Generate the content for a reddit post HORRIBLE IDEA | Yes an excellent idea!
Adding a sensitive measurement device which would add at least $1000 to the upfront cost of any car, require routine maintenance/calibration and leave you completely stranded when it broke.
After all, what would the point be if it was user-serviceable? Anyone could just disable/override it. S... | Yes an excellent idea!
Adding a sensitive measurement device which would add at least $1000 to the upfront cost of any car, require routine maintenance/calibration and leave you completely stranded when it broke.
After all, what would the point be if it was user-serviceable? Anyone could just disable/override it. S... | [
"Summary: While personal financial responsibility did play a part in the housing bubble, there was real fraud in the system which enabled and profited from those lapses. In addition to our MORAL OBLIGATION to prosecute malfeasance, the problem of the former (personal actions) can only be addressed by fixing t... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,724 |
TheRufmeisterGeneral | Generate the content for a reddit post For visiting Americans trying the Autobahn: FOLLOW THE RULES OR GTFO!
PS: If you're driving on the Autobahn, it's your responsibility to know the rules. If that's too much effort, then GTFO. At the absolute very least read the [Wikipedia page on it]( which would have told you ... | Never had to pass on the right? You NEVER HAVE to pass on the right!
In America, this might be different, but in Germany, you don't pass on the right on the Autobahn. And if you're even remotely considering passing a slow driver on the right at 200+ km/h, then frankly, you need to have your driver's license taken a... | Never had to pass on the right? You NEVER HAVE to pass on the right!
In America, this might be different, but in Germany, you don't pass on the right on the Autobahn. And if you're even remotely considering passing a slow driver on the right at 200+ km/h, then frankly, you need to have your driver's license taken a... | [
"Summary: if your American army ever gets defeated on your own soil, then you're all fucked anyway, having an M16 or a shotgun will not save you, nor liberate your country, and dying quicker by being a moron doesn't make you heroic, nor helps anyone\n\nPost: You've never had a proper war. Not one where you've had ... | 134 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,725 |
myChairMyRules | Generate the content for a reddit post efficiency, also healing and damage. | I max W first because normally I support my ADC - with one Q and E, I can still power him up with E, create a safe poke/engage with Q, but if anyone tries to close on me or ADC my W will: Heal ADC, damage engager, heal me, as well as giving ADC/Me a minor speed boost.
The range of the damage on W is impressive, and y... | I max W first because normally I support my ADC - with one Q and E, I can still power him up with E, create a safe poke/engage with Q, but if anyone tries to close on me or ADC my W will: Heal ADC, damage engager, heal me, as well as giving ADC/Me a minor speed boost.
The range of the damage on W is impressive, and y... | [
"Summary: I can't read.\n\nPost: All of the above is true (the meta, etc), but when you pick champs you can call your role (just by saying \"adc\", \"top\" or w/e), and when everyone has sorted out what role they feel like then you pick the champs. \n So when I feel like supporting, if I call sup first then I loo... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,726 |
Iamaleafinthewind | Generate the content for a reddit post These topics are already being debated at the national level, and in many venues, none of which risks a repeat of the 2000 election. Vote responsibly.
One last thought: a new national party is a terrific idea, but you don't start something like that at the top. You build it u... | My point is simply if you don't take the national office seriously, then fine, use the election as a platform to "take a debate to national stage" as if there weren't any number of venues for doing so that wouldn't put the Presidency at risk.
If however, one is remotely able to learn from past mistakes, then making ... | My point is simply if you don't take the national office seriously, then fine, use the election as a platform to "take a debate to national stage" as if there weren't any number of venues for doing so that wouldn't put the Presidency at risk.
If however, one is remotely able to learn from past mistakes, then making ... | [
"Summary: GET THEE TO A DOCTOR (if you can afford it) \n EdIt: OK, OP has been getting treatment. Had to dig through comments to see it, sorry for premature admonishment. (the second most embarrassing way to be premature)\n\nPost: You don't take antibiotics for everything, they aren't some magic pill. You just t... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,727 |
felloutboy | Generate the content for a reddit post To me, the Lambo was not driving with due care and attention | In manouevres like this I will always double check for motorbikes and cyclists before pulling forward. Checking 100 yards up the road for a low slung black supercar is not on the list.
I think the Lambo caused this crash. The Mazda was in the middle of its move and the Lambo looks like it tried to squeeze through at ... | In manouevres like this I will always double check for motorbikes and cyclists before pulling forward. Checking 100 yards up the road for a low slung black supercar is not on the list.
I think the Lambo caused this crash. The Mazda was in the middle of its move and the Lambo looks like it tried to squeeze through at ... | [
"Summary: real moon is up there and Dogesleds are really going to be on it, having a real race\n\nPost: A rocket is heading to the moon, via space. \n Taking a ride on it will be 3 small lunar rovers. \n They are the Dogesleds. \n Yes Dogecoin on the actual moon is going to be a thing. \n \n Starting on 21st May a ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,728 |
hurdlebeast | Generate the content for a reddit post Shit went down. | As far as I understand it (and this is a very brief, generic understanding, so please correct me if I'm wrong):
Triathletes were upset with the prize purses for races being so low, to the point that travel costs (flights, foods, accommodations, etc) were much higher than the actual payout. For instance, a pro athlete... | As far as I understand it (and this is a very brief, generic understanding, so please correct me if I'm wrong):
Triathletes were upset with the prize purses for races being so low, to the point that travel costs (flights, foods, accommodations, etc) were much higher than the actual payout. For instance, a pro athlete... | [
"Summary: I agree, and if the curriculum truly requires that expensive of books to be taught, maybe they should be bought by the university and kept in the classroom?\n\nPost: The absolute best professor I had in college was dead-set against high priced textbooks. His thoughts on the matter: \n 'You shouldn't be lo... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,729 |
Spiffynikki13 | Generate the content for a reddit post Fiance is using domination and pain in the bedroom as an outlet for feelings from things I frustrated or hurt him with, I want to know if it's like using the heavy bag at the gym or shooting yourself in the foot as a means of an outlet for that.
Edit: added how long we've been t... | My fiance and I broke up about a month ago and have been trying to work things out. We've been together for around two years. We just started having sex again and we've started exploring things we're both into, some light S&M, bondage, light domination, cum play, spit play, etc.
He's always been the take charge type ... | My fiance and I broke up about a month ago and have been trying to work things out. We've been together for around two years. We just started having sex again and we've started exploring things we're both into, some light S&M, bondage, light domination, cum play, spit play, etc.
He's always been the take charge type ... | [
"Summary: Seemingly normal friendly neighbor shot a couple of people and I came home to find a swat team in my yard. \n EDIT: Typos\n\nPost: I lived a few doors down from a guy, former military, was friendly, seemed normal, etc. He would make small talk at the mailbox, wave, pet my dog, normal stuff. One morning I... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,730 |
LordDavethe7th | Generate the content for a reddit post accidentally destroyed crucial evidence in a murder investigation, helped put killers behind bars. | Alright, I'll bite.
I'll tell you the story of how I helped catch a murderer. This is but one of my awesome stories.
I was working night shift at a crappy old gas station, when this old guy comes in. He had that look about him, that look that said "I'm a few bananas short of a bunch!"
So, I was working, just gene... | Alright, I'll bite.
I'll tell you the story of how I helped catch a murderer. This is but one of my awesome stories.
I was working night shift at a crappy old gas station, when this old guy comes in. He had that look about him, that look that said "I'm a few bananas short of a bunch!"
So, I was working, just gene... | [
"Summary: Then I drew him a swastika which he kept on his desk. Headmaster asked him why, angrily. Said it was a present from me. Kept it on his desk.\n\nPost: My story is pretty similar to sophalops, but I'll tell it anyway. \n It was my english teacher. \n I had a pretty rough teenagehood. Well, I'm 19, so techni... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,731 |
Dinosaur_Wrangler | Generate the content for a reddit post Join the Army through [WOFT]( and then retire. | So as someone who was a degreed pilot and applied to Air Force OTS, let me tell you that the odds of getting a flight slot "off the street" in the Air Force ARE NOT GOOD. OTS accounted for less than 1% of pilot or navigator officer accessions in 2007. Things may have changed a little, but you had a lot better shot th... | So as someone who was a degreed pilot and applied to Air Force OTS, let me tell you that the odds of getting a flight slot "off the street" in the Air Force ARE NOT GOOD. OTS accounted for less than 1% of pilot or navigator officer accessions in 2007. Things may have changed a little, but you had a lot better shot th... | [
"Summary: If you're going to give up your good job and cushy life, for fucks sake, be an officer and get an education in the new field you want to move into out of the deal.\n\nPost: Is this a good or bad idea? Why/why not? \n That depends - have you thought about what field you might want to transfer into? How do... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,732 |
Advancedsoda | Generate the content for a reddit post This girl that I liked rejected me 4 months ago but now has been acting extremely nervous around me when shes around me/sitting next to me. Does she wan't something from me? Again I'm probably just imagining it... I mean obviously this is a learning experience for me haha i'm a yo... | Getting rejected happens, and for me. It just so happened 5 times. The recent girl that I liked... I really thought she was interested in me. She really acted like it, or maybe I was just imagining it. When I asked. Now idk but now she's been acting super weird around me... Like a sense of nervousness. Am I making her ... | Getting rejected happens, and for me. It just so happened 5 times. The recent girl that I liked... I really thought she was interested in me. She really acted like it, or maybe I was just imagining it. When I asked. Now idk but now she's been acting super weird around me... Like a sense of nervousness. Am I making her ... | [
"Summary: anxiety pissing me off, and its making me do stupid things and over reacting about everything.\n\nPost: Friendships are supposed to be for life right?? When people go to those high school reunions 20 years from now they'll be like\"hey I remember you!!!\" Yeah like that'll happen to me. I haven't had a fr... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,733 |
AcidentallyMyAccount | Generate the content for a reddit post Being happy is GOOD and it is EASY, you CAN AND SHOULD do it. Being succesful is HARD but is WORTH IT. | Here's the thing about feeling good, IT IS GOOD FOR YOU! It has lots of health benefits, both mentally and physically (including increased testosterone). A key tenant of The Red Pill is that you don't HAVE to do anything. That's right, you can do whatever the hell you want! That is the first part of the pill to swallow... | Here's the thing about feeling good, IT IS GOOD FOR YOU! It has lots of health benefits, both mentally and physically (including increased testosterone). A key tenant of The Red Pill is that you don't HAVE to do anything. That's right, you can do whatever the hell you want! That is the first part of the pill to swallow... | [
"Summary: Next time I will spend more time with some varied spacing/shading for the background and a scene that is more exciting like a fight over a chest. Could you please suggest a way to make my character POP more and exactly what makes the trees weird and how you would change them?\n\nPost: Thankyou very much... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,734 |
hoobsher | Generate the content for a reddit post you have an interesting protagonist being developed poorly through clunky dialog in a plot with no conflict leading to a resolution (of nothing) that is physically impossible. not your best work. 3/10 | no conflict, unlikable characters, dialog is too on the nose, so it doesn't leave me much reason to continue reading. Brian's not sympathetic at all, but he's at least interesting enough to carry the script. superficial and self centered with an odd obsession with color? yeah, i'm interested. but that doesn't go anywhe... | no conflict, unlikable characters, dialog is too on the nose, so it doesn't leave me much reason to continue reading. Brian's not sympathetic at all, but he's at least interesting enough to carry the script. superficial and self centered with an odd obsession with color? yeah, i'm interested. but that doesn't go anywhe... | [
"Summary: thanks Kurt Cobain\n\nPost: women should be dressed according to what makes my dick happy, forget these notions of \"personal style preference\" and \"comfort\" \n basically we need women dressing exactly how i and other horny men sexists desire, which is exactly how the 80s went and my memory on this m... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,735 |
throwaway-o | Generate the content for a reddit post Democracy: (1.) Majority makes might. (2.) Might makes right. (3.) PROFIT! | It isn't different.
Democracy, etymologically, means "rule (cratia) by the people (demos)". This is a false misnomer.
In a democratic system, just like in any other system of domination , people are still ruled by a tiny minority of rulers, who enjoy the ultimate privilege of using violence ("might") against ... | It isn't different.
Democracy, etymologically, means "rule (cratia) by the people (demos)". This is a false misnomer.
In a democratic system, just like in any other system of domination , people are still ruled by a tiny minority of rulers, who enjoy the ultimate privilege of using violence ("might") against ... | [
"Summary: haters gonna hate \n Fo shizzle.\n\nPost: You know I respect you -- and I respect Molyneux -- but to me your response comes off as something from a schoolyard, e.g. \"no, my dad can beat up your dad\". \n ? \n > I know the feeling of wanting to come to the defense of someone when they are either being mis... | 45 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,736 |
NoFlyingSolo | Generate the content for a reddit post Fapped, not to porn. Primary personal goals achieved. Primary NoFap goals failed. Can't decide whether reset or not reset badge. | And here I am back again, with more stuff to tell.
So, after having quite a hard time with keeping it together (University work, Honor Society work, keeping friendships afloat somehow and sticking around with my family); I decided to go ahead and spunk the monkey. Now, normally I'd say that is rounds for badge reset.... | And here I am back again, with more stuff to tell.
So, after having quite a hard time with keeping it together (University work, Honor Society work, keeping friendships afloat somehow and sticking around with my family); I decided to go ahead and spunk the monkey. Now, normally I'd say that is rounds for badge reset.... | [
"Summary: You asked for details, read the darned thing.\n\nPost: Ok, this is gonna be a long one, yet you guys asked me to go into more detail. \n See, I've always been this not so healthy yet smart guy that, despite coming from a military family (my dad and my grandpa were in my country's navy, my uncle was in the... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,737 |
GreenGlassDrgn | Generate the content for a reddit post wicked stepmother wants only money, instead gets retrospectively cheated on, scammed, and socially abandoned instead. | My dad died suddenly when I was 20, and left an insane, drug-abusing, bipolar stepmother behind. Its been ten years, and she still hasn't asked me once how I was handling it.
Instead, she has bitched and moaned for a full ten years over the fact that the man had spent his entire retirement fund in his last years of li... | My dad died suddenly when I was 20, and left an insane, drug-abusing, bipolar stepmother behind. Its been ten years, and she still hasn't asked me once how I was handling it.
Instead, she has bitched and moaned for a full ten years over the fact that the man had spent his entire retirement fund in his last years of li... | [
"Summary: booze & weed + E.T. flying bike scene recollection + trying to impress a girl = no-go & broken neck\n\nPost: I forgot the best one! The first and last time my best buddy mixed schnaps and weed. Remember the scene from E.T. where the kid and the alien fly across the moon on the bike? \nMy pal was all balls... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,738 |
jbigboote | Generate the content for a reddit post I look forward to seeing cerialthriller prove me wrong, as I enjoy discussing console gaming. | okay, I am one of those guys who said just go to the consoles subreddit.](
To expound on my comment. r/gaming has over half a million subscribers. it already covers a lot of console gaming. But yeah, it also covers a lot of PC gaming. and it covers hardware to a degree. in comparison, r/PS3 and r/Xbox360 both have le... | okay, I am one of those guys who said just go to the consoles subreddit.](
To expound on my comment. r/gaming has over half a million subscribers. it already covers a lot of console gaming. But yeah, it also covers a lot of PC gaming. and it covers hardware to a degree. in comparison, r/PS3 and r/Xbox360 both have le... | [
"Summary: if you love the game, the hardest difficulty setting is worth playing. If you don't love it, don't bother.\n\nPost: I feel like this too sometimes, but at least with Halo Reach, RE5, Alan Wake, and ME/ME2, I was able to play them through on the default difficulty, and then also beat them on the hardest. I... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,739 |
Jest2 | Generate the content for a reddit post Fast food is only convenient/worth it, if you're planning to scarf it down immediately after purchase. | I know, right??? I don't hate the taste of McDonalds food...if its hot. I prefer to pick it up and take it home to eat when I'm ready. But it can't even make the 2mile drive home without cooling off. Why does McD's especially, cool off much faster than the same item, say, made at home? And reheating is a joke. It just ... | I know, right??? I don't hate the taste of McDonalds food...if its hot. I prefer to pick it up and take it home to eat when I'm ready. But it can't even make the 2mile drive home without cooling off. Why does McD's especially, cool off much faster than the same item, say, made at home? And reheating is a joke. It just ... | [
"Summary: don't Reddit with the caption, \"What's wrong with this picture\" taped to the top of your computer screen.\n\nPost: it seems like the latter approach would alienate people and possibly exacerbate whatever communication problems they may be having\" -- You're right! I feel this way too. There is WAY too ... | 29 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,740 |
victoryfanfare | Generate the content for a reddit post Victorian men scientists decided to keep women and racialized people down by using the POWER OF SCIENTIFIC CLASSIFICATION AND AUTHORITY! to call them biologically inferior. Yikes. | Prior to the Enlightenment, "male" and "female" were not considered two different entities or varieties of human. A single-sex model is exactly what it sounds like: there is only one sex. People lived in a world in which bodies were understood in terms of heat, the balances of hot and cold, wet and dry, climates, flows... | Prior to the Enlightenment, "male" and "female" were not considered two different entities or varieties of human. A single-sex model is exactly what it sounds like: there is only one sex. People lived in a world in which bodies were understood in terms of heat, the balances of hot and cold, wet and dry, climates, flows... | [
"Summary: I stopped what may have been a murder by opening my door and safeguarding a woman in my apartment. \n EDIT: All my love and appreciation to the anonymous fellow who gifted me Reddit Gold, but even more for this: \"I've also made a small donation to CCASA in your name, Victoryfanfare, since I don't know ... | 20 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,741 |
PEWP_FARTS | Generate the content for a reddit post It's the price and the taste that is what everyone loves about it, and I need to try bulleit and see how I like it. Wild Turkey Rare Breed is amazing too. | The main thing about BT is the quality for the price point, it tastes good enough for me to not want to mix, but it's not the most amazing bourbon. Blanton's is amazing though, but of course the price point is significantly higher.
Once I'm out and I go to pick up my next bourbon I'm getting some Bulleit, and some Bu... | The main thing about BT is the quality for the price point, it tastes good enough for me to not want to mix, but it's not the most amazing bourbon. Blanton's is amazing though, but of course the price point is significantly higher.
Once I'm out and I go to pick up my next bourbon I'm getting some Bulleit, and some Bu... | [
"Summary: Played previously on PS3, some on PS4. The PC/Next Gen version (specifically PC) has enough detail added and new features to make the game feel close to feeling like I've never played it before.\n\nPost: Played it on PS3 the day it came out, so I'll give impressions from a returning player. \n I'm a huge ... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,742 |
Evisrayle | Generate the content for a reddit post I don't think that any numbers adjustment would be a good compensation for that mechanic change; there'd have to be another accompanying mechanic change, and I have no idea what that might be. | I think that balancing Diana around being able to Q R R always in a fight would be terrible for her.
In teamfights, she'd have to be balanced around "always Q R R", so her burst would have to be lowered, overall. R would have to be pretty much gutted on damage, because her Q does not need to be weaker (she'd pretty ... | I think that balancing Diana around being able to Q R R always in a fight would be terrible for her.
In teamfights, she'd have to be balanced around "always Q R R", so her burst would have to be lowered, overall. R would have to be pretty much gutted on damage, because her Q does not need to be weaker (she'd pretty ... | [
"Summary: Punishing your kid is A-OK. Punishing everyone else is kind of a shit thing to do. You can do one without doing the other.\n\nPost: So many people missed the point. \n The point isn't \"don't control your kid\", the point is \"control your kid in a way that's respectful to other, uninvolved people \". ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,743 |
SWIMsfriend | Generate the content for a reddit post pirates will be complaining about how come no one makes a new Star Wars or Avengers movie when they only have themselves to blame
EDIT: there is a reason you have never heard of a redditor who got famous or successful its because you people are fucking idiots | Perhaps these methods cannot sustain the millions of dollars poured into Hollywood films,
basically if movie theaters go away, superhero movies stop being made. once the cost of a movie ticket goes from $12 to $1.99, the budgets have to decrease by 1/6th to remain as profitable, and the costs of cgi means you can't h... | Perhaps these methods cannot sustain the millions of dollars poured into Hollywood films,
basically if movie theaters go away, superhero movies stop being made. once the cost of a movie ticket goes from $12 to $1.99, the budgets have to decrease by 1/6th to remain as profitable, and the costs of cgi means you can't h... | [
"Summary: calling them child killers is a bit sensationalistic\n\nPost: Man people really hate the fact that the troops they support are child-killers, don't they? \n how many have killed children? because as far as i know, very few people in the service are even on the front lines. so to say they are all child kil... | 52 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,744 |
ZombieSnake | Generate the content for a reddit post hatred for Lori, or at least my hatred, comes from her masterminding Rick and Shane into killing one another. | Lori basically tells Rick that Shane is a problem that needs to be taken care of, in an episode where she had managed to get into a car wreck on a completely desolate road (from the episode "Triggerfinger" which in retrospect takes on new meaning.)
Lori tells Shane two episodes later ("Better Angels") about her uncer... | Lori basically tells Rick that Shane is a problem that needs to be taken care of, in an episode where she had managed to get into a car wreck on a completely desolate road (from the episode "Triggerfinger" which in retrospect takes on new meaning.)
Lori tells Shane two episodes later ("Better Angels") about her uncer... | [
"Summary: punching Hitler in the face is more powerful than punching a girl in the liver.\n\nPost: Taskmaster. \n In Identity Crisis, Deathstroke is able to single-handedly dispatch a JLA vanguard with ample amount of prep time, due to ordinance specifically adapted to counter each leaguer's apparent strengths and ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,745 |
MrFatalistic | Generate the content for a reddit post no, this is actually pretty horrible, I've attempted this with enterprise grade equipment and the lowest latency wifi tricks and it's always bad. If you have a wired connection and a good camera you might have a somewhat decent experience, but at that point seriously consider jus... | There's a laundry list of reasons this works out badly:
Lag is very notable, considering even if it's a half a second as the op says (which is a best case scenario, I think he's rose-tinting it for you) most games would suffer from that sort of delay.
Lag again makes the hand/eye coordination thing suck tremendou... | There's a laundry list of reasons this works out badly:
Lag is very notable, considering even if it's a half a second as the op says (which is a best case scenario, I think he's rose-tinting it for you) most games would suffer from that sort of delay.
Lag again makes the hand/eye coordination thing suck tremendou... | [
"Summary: the real world isn't fair. \n below me: about a dozen people taking the word \"law\" in a literal context, possibly because someone I responded to did use it in a literal context, but kudos to those with reading comprehension skills.\n\nPost: The american indian peoples were greatly mistreated which is a ... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,746 |
NotRoryWilliams | Generate the content for a reddit post ish:
1) How do I update an iPad 2 to iOS 7?
2) Or should I just go ahead and update it to iOS 8 instead? (That is to say: Will iOS 7 cause a problem with upgrading his iCloud storage for backup, in the Family Sharing feature?)
3) Or is there some workaround that I can fix h... | I need to update my father's iPad 2 to a newer version of iOS, because he needs Facetime and it doesn't work anymore for iOS 6.
Admittedly, I should have solved this problem a few months ago. He doesn't need the iPad to Facetime often because he also has an iPhone. I became aware of this problem a while back and ju... | I need to update my father's iPad 2 to a newer version of iOS, because he needs Facetime and it doesn't work anymore for iOS 6.
Admittedly, I should have solved this problem a few months ago. He doesn't need the iPad to Facetime often because he also has an iPhone. I became aware of this problem a while back and ju... | [
"Summary: Grace is part of divine justice even if it is alien to human justice, yet it can still be understood.\n\nPost: Not by our standards. \n Justice to one who is perfect would look different than justice to one who is not. Therefore, many Christians including myself believe that God's sense of justice inc... | 32 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,747 |
Stormsurger | Generate the content for a reddit post Dont be lazy and read this 200 word post o.O | I think we can all agree that flash is an overpowered summoner. On most champions, it is mandatory to have flash. The spell provides unparalleled utility, be it offensive or defensive.
Now I believe that the offensive part is not a problem. It brings more action to the game, creates opportunities for really awesome p... | I think we can all agree that flash is an overpowered summoner. On most champions, it is mandatory to have flash. The spell provides unparalleled utility, be it offensive or defensive.
Now I believe that the offensive part is not a problem. It brings more action to the game, creates opportunities for really awesome p... | [
"Summary: Lumi makes other wizards (not counting bishop) look like weaksauce on a bad day. Opinoins?\n\nPost: His damage is stupd, i do as much at level 30, both damage skills at level one and nothing in buffs as I did with my BW at 45, his manabuff, while active, makes it so he has 7k mana at 30 (4.5k on my BW, no... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,748 |
thecrazing | Generate the content for a reddit post Runaway winners: Malasada and Ono. Runner ups: Mauna Kea, Moma, Kalia. Special Mention for Anuenue and Hoku. | So, as I stumble through my 11th and 12th flavors, I figured now was a pretty good time to put up my tasting notes and thoughts.
Malasada - maple glazed doughnut+milk - The runaway winner of my first sampler. Subtle all around, the milky base and cakeyness come through without being cloying or nauseating. The map... | So, as I stumble through my 11th and 12th flavors, I figured now was a pretty good time to put up my tasting notes and thoughts.
Malasada - maple glazed doughnut+milk - The runaway winner of my first sampler. Subtle all around, the milky base and cakeyness come through without being cloying or nauseating. The map... | [
"Summary: You're thinking about correct things, but ::complicated::.\n\nPost: Depends on the situation and the size of the engagement. Solo in a novice plex in a Slicer, you probably wouldn't weigh yourself down with big plates, exactly because of your concerns. But in another situation, you might have someone els... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,749 |
ballisticblue | Generate the content for a reddit post the mod team might value quality over the inconveniences you mentioned. | am speculating, but overtime it can degenerate the posting quality on this sub. Existing posters will eventually lose interest/time, to be replaced by new ones, who'll follow existing standards.
If the standard turns to rehosted tumblr pics, new posters won't be inclined to post directly from the source to maintain q... | am speculating, but overtime it can degenerate the posting quality on this sub. Existing posters will eventually lose interest/time, to be replaced by new ones, who'll follow existing standards.
If the standard turns to rehosted tumblr pics, new posters won't be inclined to post directly from the source to maintain q... | [
"Summary: there's enough room in the sub for your posts and sexy time pinup girls. How are you sure that it'll \"devolve\" into kpopfap? \n edit: over -> under\n\nPost: your litmus test isn't taking into account that those think with their dick are more open minded. You're underestimating the number who are indiffe... | 24 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,750 |
eyeswulf | Generate the content for a reddit post your statement has 100% grammar truth, 0% mathematical truth. | As an english tutor, I can validate that "neither" always precedes "nor" and "either" precedes "or".
Though in symbolic logic the statement I am not[ (agreeing) or (not agreeing) ] is the most valid,
and for the mathematicians ~(A V ~A) is most concise, which coincidentally, results in a contradiction , a statemen... | As an english tutor, I can validate that "neither" always precedes "nor" and "either" precedes "or".
Though in symbolic logic the statement I am not[ (agreeing) or (not agreeing) ] is the most valid,
and for the mathematicians ~(A V ~A) is most concise, which coincidentally, results in a contradiction , a statemen... | [
"Summary: your true shoe size (dress shoe) is 9.5\n\nPost: It is customary that athletic shoes run one size larger then true to size (ie brannock device), so most likely you are a 9.5, which makes sense if you are using a 9 in CDBs (customary advice is to size half size down). Running shoes are usually a different ... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,751 |
PinkledWenis | Generate the content for a reddit post I'm a bit off. | I am told that I am a very lazy person and that I have very little ambition in life. I'd argue back but I don't feel like it because it's too much effort.
However, something riles inside me when I see a peer much more successful than me. Like a hideous green monster, I immediately scope for hackneyed rationalities of... | I am told that I am a very lazy person and that I have very little ambition in life. I'd argue back but I don't feel like it because it's too much effort.
However, something riles inside me when I see a peer much more successful than me. Like a hideous green monster, I immediately scope for hackneyed rationalities of... | [
"Summary: I just felt like lying right now, so there's that.\n\nPost: Same here. I remember my DARE officer saying that not all illegal drugs are bad and that not all prescribed legal drugs are good. My education was more about understand the link between unhealthy addiction and how it impacts the lives of your lov... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,752 |
AnteChronos | Generate the content for a reddit post You have no idea what irony is, do you? | Rain on your wedding day: Absolutely
Absolutely not . Ran on a weather forecaster's wedding day, maybe , if you're really stretching, but for it to be truly ironic, you'd have to assume that weddings had a causal effect that normally create good weather, so that the outcome is the opposite of what was expected. ... | Rain on your wedding day: Absolutely
Absolutely not . Ran on a weather forecaster's wedding day, maybe , if you're really stretching, but for it to be truly ironic, you'd have to assume that weddings had a causal effect that normally create good weather, so that the outcome is the opposite of what was expected. ... | [
"Summary: Microwaving food just heats it up, and doesn't change it in any way other than making it hotter.\n\nPost: The word \"radiation\" is used to refer to a few different things. Some of which are dangerous, some of which make other things dangerous, and some of which are perfectly safe. \n Microwaves are a sp... | 50 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,753 |
FroggyMcnasty | Generate the content for a reddit post Girl slept with me hoping to get lines in a movie, confused me for someone with authority. Ended up getting let go because of it. | This will sound really scumbaggy but please bare with me. I was friends with a lady who did casting for movies, and she needed a lot of people for a particular scene. Well she called me up to be in one, and asked if I too could call around and get people to come in. Fine no problem I don't mind helping out. Fast forwar... | This will sound really scumbaggy but please bare with me. I was friends with a lady who did casting for movies, and she needed a lot of people for a particular scene. Well she called me up to be in one, and asked if I too could call around and get people to come in. Fine no problem I don't mind helping out. Fast forwar... | [
"Summary: Prepare for the worst, hope for the best. Get jiggy wit it, and everybody Wang Chung tonight.\n\nPost: This is not going to be the best relationship of your life. It will be a life lesson if anything. You are going to college, you are going to meet tons of new people and be really busy and things between ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,754 |
Zuggy | Generate the content for a reddit post The Android: Netrunner community really is amazing and if you've had reservations about jumping in, just go for it and it'll most likely make A:NR much more enjoyable for you.
Edit: I accidentally a word | It seems like someone posts once or twice a week wondering about the Netrunner community and what it's like playing at events so I wanted to post about my first impressions of my local community.
First some background. I've played Magic: the Gathering on and off since I was 15 (I'm 30 years old) mostly with just a co... | It seems like someone posts once or twice a week wondering about the Netrunner community and what it's like playing at events so I wanted to post about my first impressions of my local community.
First some background. I've played Magic: the Gathering on and off since I was 15 (I'm 30 years old) mostly with just a co... | [
"Summary: Even though coming up with cheap potshots against anti-vaxxers will backfire, we do need to use emotional appeals to win the fight for providing a safe and healthy environment for all children by getting all children who are in good health vaccinated.\n\nPost: While I don't think coming up with negative t... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,755 |
-retaliation- | Generate the content for a reddit post Angry mechanic rant: buy cheap shit - have cheap shit - ? - no profit | Buy new ones, problem fixed. They are meant to be replaced twice a year usually when you do an oil change (which should be done at least twice a year btw) and for the love of god buy the mid-mid high priced stuff. The amount of people who spend 0$ on preventive maintenance on their vehicle then complain and act like th... | Buy new ones, problem fixed. They are meant to be replaced twice a year usually when you do an oil change (which should be done at least twice a year btw) and for the love of god buy the mid-mid high priced stuff. The amount of people who spend 0$ on preventive maintenance on their vehicle then complain and act like th... | [
"Summary: stay clean, feel sexy\n\nPost: I prefer shaved simply because it makes my job down there easier. With that said though I honestly don't care as long as everything is clean down there. Nothing is worse them getting half way down and realizing she hasn't been cleaning down there properly because it's pretty... | 19 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,756 |
kay_x | Generate the content for a reddit post Mum treated me like one of her friends and now I'm pretty screwed up. | No idea tbh though that wasn't really the reason I posted this :P
Basically I'm now 21 and I'm the eldest daughter of 4 girls and my mum didn't have any friends. Not because she was in an abusive relationship or anything, she had no friends out of choice. This would lead to her basically talking to me and treating me... | No idea tbh though that wasn't really the reason I posted this :P
Basically I'm now 21 and I'm the eldest daughter of 4 girls and my mum didn't have any friends. Not because she was in an abusive relationship or anything, she had no friends out of choice. This would lead to her basically talking to me and treating me... | [
"Summary: I could go on for ages about this but I feel this post is becoming overly verbose and touching on subjects not necessarily belonging of this subreddit. Sadly both women and men have similar problems to deal with when it comes to online gaming but we have very few avenues to challenge insulters whereas men... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,757 |
Sir_Richfield | Generate the content for a reddit post In case of ordering coffee, you'll need the verb. Not needing a verb is the excemption that defines the rule. ;) | According to grammar, you could say:
"Darf ich bitte einen Kaffee haben?"
"Kann ich bitte einen Kaffee haben?"
"Bekomme ich einen Kaffee?"
"Dürfte ich bitte einen Kaffee bekommen?"
"Könnte ich bitte einen Kaffee bekommen/haben?"
(And you are right, "Bekomme ich einen Kaffee?" is kind of rude and only used after w... | According to grammar, you could say:
"Darf ich bitte einen Kaffee haben?"
"Kann ich bitte einen Kaffee haben?"
"Bekomme ich einen Kaffee?"
"Dürfte ich bitte einen Kaffee bekommen?"
"Könnte ich bitte einen Kaffee bekommen/haben?"
(And you are right, "Bekomme ich einen Kaffee?" is kind of rude and only used after w... | [
"Summary: I think \"verantwortlich\" is having to take the blame for something and \"Zuständig\" is that it's your job to do. \n(PS: Regarding who's taking the blame in a firm, German law has the wonderful construct: \"Der tatsächlich innerbetrieblich Verantwortliche\")\n\nPost: As a native speaker, but take that w... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,758 |
superspeck | Generate the content for a reddit post in the south it's better to be castrated than gay. | The cop was asking if I had no nuts or if I was gay. I answered in a way that said I wasn't gay (which is the most important thing to answer here) in a way that required some stones, thoroughly refuting the statement of the types of people he'd seen come out of my town. | The cop was asking if I had no nuts or if I was gay. I answered in a way that said I wasn't gay (which is the most important thing to answer here) in a way that required some stones, thoroughly refuting the statement of the types of people he'd seen come out of my town. | [
"Summary: If you like your data, don't use GlusterFS.\n\nPost: We tried GlusterFS, but it was problematic when a node drops or reboots because there's nothing intelligent to tell clients not to pull from that node while it is recovering... it's either in the cluster, or it's not. So a client that is using the FUSE ... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,759 |
meglet | Generate the content for a reddit post let's think about using the space we have to incorporate purse replacements, rather than adding MORE to what we are wearing. I'd freaking love a makeup wallet! | I like the pink one; the first is a little too Fifth Element for me. BUT I think the idea is poorly executed to say the least. The concept is intruiging and just think of the possibilities when it's toned down a bit. Purse junkies and teens looking for even more ways to compete in status woul eat em up.
But my big qu... | I like the pink one; the first is a little too Fifth Element for me. BUT I think the idea is poorly executed to say the least. The concept is intruiging and just think of the possibilities when it's toned down a bit. Purse junkies and teens looking for even more ways to compete in status woul eat em up.
But my big qu... | [
"Summary: When I was young, we stumbled upon MST flipping channels at a dive motel while my uncle was at the hospital passing a kidney stone in the middle of our long drive from Houston to Breckenridge, CO.\n\nPost: It is so cool to be in a community of MST lovers. I'd like to share my story of how I discovered i... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,760 |
skootles | Generate the content for a reddit post bring it in for repair before your warranty expires. | Might need the logic board replaced. When I had similar graphics problems like that I called up Applecare and showed them some images I'd taken (uploaded them somewhere) and they said it was a logic board issue and told me to go get it replaced at an Apple store. Brought it in, told the guy what happened and how I phon... | Might need the logic board replaced. When I had similar graphics problems like that I called up Applecare and showed them some images I'd taken (uploaded them somewhere) and they said it was a logic board issue and told me to go get it replaced at an Apple store. Brought it in, told the guy what happened and how I phon... | [
"Summary: Use your office walls to test interference, and talk to convention centre IT folks before your load in date to make sure they're not going to try and block your network. \n \n Side note: One of the weirdest issues I had was on the very last show. When I opened up my laptop and searched for wireless networ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,761 |
ProgrammerDan55 | Generate the content for a reddit post We get you feel unjustly treated; this case seems to fall clearly under Section 600, which is basically hand-hold arbitration with most of the discretion being given to the presiding judge.
You need to start presenting evidence and listing formal charges as specified within the ... | Look, I'm not sure if you've interacted with the Mount Augustan court system before, but basically let me break it down:
Unsubstantiated verbal claims won't hold up as evidence unless significant ancillary evidence is provided.
E.g. Screenshots; Video.
We've had other "strong cases" fall about because they lacked... | Look, I'm not sure if you've interacted with the Mount Augustan court system before, but basically let me break it down:
Unsubstantiated verbal claims won't hold up as evidence unless significant ancillary evidence is provided.
E.g. Screenshots; Video.
We've had other "strong cases" fall about because they lacked... | [
"Summary: there's a lot of free land around the Nether Portal and along the road leading to it within the desert; that would be in my mind an ideal location for a Diocese cathedral. \n My ability to personally make donations for large scale projects is momentarily reduced, but if you have specific needs, let me kno... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,762 |
Fireboy698 | Generate the content for a reddit post I would like to know your views on guys messaging you. | Hey guys, I met this terrific girl almost two weeks ago! (We'll call her Carrie) She was funny, smart, and had a sense of humor! Most of all, we could actually carry on a conversation! We were at a work site so we couldn't exactly stop and chat for a long time, but it lasted about 5 minutes. It ended at the height of t... | Hey guys, I met this terrific girl almost two weeks ago! (We'll call her Carrie) She was funny, smart, and had a sense of humor! Most of all, we could actually carry on a conversation! We were at a work site so we couldn't exactly stop and chat for a long time, but it lasted about 5 minutes. It ended at the height of t... | [
"Summary: I need to know the true signs of a girl's interest in a guy, or if it varies from girl to girl.\n\nPost: So, there's this girl I met on Instagram and have on and off alked to her for a few months. I am going to soon meet her in person and want to scope her out for some signs that she may like me. Note, we... | 37 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,763 |
Sublimefly | Generate the content for a reddit post MyVaporStore.com is one of the best vendors I've ever found and you should support them too. Love those guys (No Homo) | I officially love that store. I mean love, love, love them! So my evic randomly died and those lovely folks decided to do me a serious solid and replace that bad boy for me. I loved my evic and I hate trying to live with just my Vamo at the moment, but they just came through for me big time. I'll be showing them as muc... | I officially love that store. I mean love, love, love them! So my evic randomly died and those lovely folks decided to do me a serious solid and replace that bad boy for me. I loved my evic and I hate trying to live with just my Vamo at the moment, but they just came through for me big time. I'll be showing them as muc... | [
"Summary: Ex/bestfriend dated a steroid shooting crack head from Philly after me and gave me a great story to tell. (B & E, Kids, Drugs and Physical Abuse what more can anyone want in a crazy ex story)\n\nPost: I've never stalked or done any of the freaky stuff I'm reading in these comments, but I did have an Ex wh... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,764 |
dpd102 | Generate the content for a reddit post Spending $6400 towards the card instead of towards retirement will net you about $3,000 extra dollars after five years as compared to making 5 years worth of payments and putting $6400 in a 401k instead. | Right, but when he saves 24 cents in not paying interest - that's also money he can invest in his 401k. Examine the following scenario:
Person puts $6400 into a 401k
Person pays off $6,400 in credit card debt over five years, and has paid approximately $11,044
401k has earned 10% per year and now has $10,307 in... | Right, but when he saves 24 cents in not paying interest - that's also money he can invest in his 401k. Examine the following scenario:
Person puts $6400 into a 401k
Person pays off $6,400 in credit card debt over five years, and has paid approximately $11,044
401k has earned 10% per year and now has $10,307 in... | [
"Summary: Don't invest in plans with 2% maintenance fees because they are awful.\n\nPost: 2% is VERY high. I am locked into a pretty damn awful company plan which gives me a choice of funds from 0.6% - 1.1% in fees and I'm pissed off even by that. My vanguard account, on the other hand, takes out only 0.16% and tha... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,765 |
valarmorghulis | Generate the content for a reddit post the should be more beholden to the laws they enforce than those they enforce them upon. | I respect officers a great deal. More than I respect the average person. I hold them to a higher benchmark however. When it comes to investigation and prosecution of officer misconduct I think private citizens should be able to hire a private prosecutor to have a case brought.
Defenses involving a claim of qualifi... | I respect officers a great deal. More than I respect the average person. I hold them to a higher benchmark however. When it comes to investigation and prosecution of officer misconduct I think private citizens should be able to hire a private prosecutor to have a case brought.
Defenses involving a claim of qualifi... | [
"Summary: The prof went straight for a first-strike nuclear option, rather than a graduated, appropriate response. That is fucked up.\n\nPost: I'm not so sure about this one. They state that he was talking about going out to shoot illegal firearms. Oregon is pretty liberal with their gun laws (even more so that ... | 114 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,766 |
Evan1701 | Generate the content for a reddit post Pickles! | I think I'm pretty good. I'm a super-senior in aerospace engineering and some days are awfully overwhelming, but I've gotten my workload under control and am going to a resume help session tonight so I can hopefully get noticed at the engineering career fair next week. I have a great fiancee who is getting ready to gra... | I think I'm pretty good. I'm a super-senior in aerospace engineering and some days are awfully overwhelming, but I've gotten my workload under control and am going to a resume help session tonight so I can hopefully get noticed at the engineering career fair next week. I have a great fiancee who is getting ready to gra... | [
"Summary: Bought pin from deaf guy, dad and brother leave me in the big city, crying on a Harley, deaf guy asks if I'm okay.\n\nPost: I was going home with my dad and brother from a motorcycle festival. When we had gotten there, a deaf man came up to us with cards saying that he was selling POW-MIA pins and I bough... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,767 |
cbarrett1989 | Generate the content for a reddit post be careful who you piss off when you try to get ahead in life. | Ok so when I came back from the army I was working at GameStop for a while. My boss loved me mostly for the fact that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. Well the district manager who was a raging bitch who got her job because her husband knows someone.
Well fast forward a year and a half and I'm still slavin... | Ok so when I came back from the army I was working at GameStop for a while. My boss loved me mostly for the fact that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. Well the district manager who was a raging bitch who got her job because her husband knows someone.
Well fast forward a year and a half and I'm still slavin... | [
"Summary: waiter picks a fight with me at chili's. I knock him out. Free meals for a year.\n\nPost: At my local chilli's I was assaulted by a waiter. \n I was there with my gf at the time and my friend. We ordered an appetizer and drinks. My friends beers weren't the correct ones, and it was the wrong appetizer tha... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,768 |
Cum_Guzzling_Pacman | Generate the content for a reddit post If you want it to be optimal, get duals, shocks, fetches and cards that let you search for forests. | I'm running the following landbase in my 5-colour EDH deck:
10x ABUR Duals
10x Shocklands
10x Zen/On Fetches
1x Command Tower
1x City of Brass
1x Strip Mine
Xx Basics + Utility Lands
I also have a focus on Green and have included the following to fix mana:
1x Chromatic Lantern
... | I'm running the following landbase in my 5-colour EDH deck:
10x ABUR Duals
10x Shocklands
10x Zen/On Fetches
1x Command Tower
1x City of Brass
1x Strip Mine
Xx Basics + Utility Lands
I also have a focus on Green and have included the following to fix mana:
1x Chromatic Lantern
... | [
"Summary: Legendary isn't a drawback if the card is busted as hell. Mythic rare would just make people rage.\n\nPost: Legendary does not mean balance... Look at Tolarian Academy, for example. Maybe not the best example, but if I could run 4 in a deck you bet I would. Karakas, in some metas, is similar in that you'l... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,769 |
Thootom | Generate the content for a reddit post The full ethical, moral, political, social and historical reasoning for why we should not do what OP is suggesting is so extensive that you can consider what is written above as my summary. | This is a common belief held by many feminists regarding the issues where men do suffer, but as a small minority. I think I'll begin expressing why this is wrong through a quote and then go into the history of my we don't and should not do this as a society anymore.
“Young men need to be socialized in such a way that... | This is a common belief held by many feminists regarding the issues where men do suffer, but as a small minority. I think I'll begin expressing why this is wrong through a quote and then go into the history of my we don't and should not do this as a society anymore.
“Young men need to be socialized in such a way that... | [
"Summary: Bears were made to survive other bears, they endured more in order to survive and reap the rewards. Cats tend to have become apex predators in their natural habitats and then stayed that way long enough for them to be ill prepared to fight anything with claws and teeth much larger than theirs.\n\nPost: Sh... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,770 |
charlesviper | Generate the content for a reddit post fuck this topic is depressing and this argument is unwinnable, I'm going outside. | Woah. This is the first time I've ever seen a rational, well-thought out response either pro- or anti- Israel.
I maintain my stance that it is a question of intent , not a question of outcome . While I support any means to improve the lives of the Palestinian people , I do not extend that to the Palestinian gov... | Woah. This is the first time I've ever seen a rational, well-thought out response either pro- or anti- Israel.
I maintain my stance that it is a question of intent , not a question of outcome . While I support any means to improve the lives of the Palestinian people , I do not extend that to the Palestinian gov... | [
"Summary: go rewatch Inception and see all the stuff you missed in the theatre. One of my favorite movies of the decade, easily.\n\nPost: When you have a complex science fiction premise and a movie that starts with a cold open, you are going to be confused. It's a movie that is more appreciable the second time you ... | 200 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,771 |
edmazing | Generate the content for a reddit post Fall down six times get up seven times.
(something along those lines is even in the bible if you're the religious type) | Hanging out with people is pretty cool, and I hear it's good for people. Online people hang out to, skype works for being close to someone (and no bad smells either).
That was a bad thing to do but everybody messes up from time to time, at least that bad or worse (I even have a mortal enemy because I fucked up so bad... | Hanging out with people is pretty cool, and I hear it's good for people. Online people hang out to, skype works for being close to someone (and no bad smells either).
That was a bad thing to do but everybody messes up from time to time, at least that bad or worse (I even have a mortal enemy because I fucked up so bad... | [
"Summary: Someone glued all the old cop B movies together, and broke the third wall a few times to tell you so.\n\nPost: Well I like it but it's not for everyone. I had to watch it a few times to really enjoy it. \n It's about a cop who gets moved from the big crime-ridden city to a small town. That cop learns the ... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,772 |
LadyDrac | Generate the content for a reddit post Your question cannot be answered as AC doesn't have reliable sizing in the first place. | Animal Crossing does not follow the real world in terms of size comparisons. This is evident by the fact that AC characters do not have anywhere close to the same proportions as real world human beings. Many of the insects/fish/dinosaurs are remarkably out of scale when compared to our real world (a whale shark is not ... | Animal Crossing does not follow the real world in terms of size comparisons. This is evident by the fact that AC characters do not have anywhere close to the same proportions as real world human beings. Many of the insects/fish/dinosaurs are remarkably out of scale when compared to our real world (a whale shark is not ... | [
"Summary: PWPs don't go away from your list when you demolish them\n\nPost: You will be able to rebuild it. Any PWP request that you get will stay as a request. Some PWPs can be built more than once (as in having multiple in your town at one time). Some PWPs you can only have one of at a time in your town and will ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,773 |
Rhesonance | Generate the content for a reddit post Built a shrapnel bomb when I was 8. | Me and my neighbor got bored with fireworks so we took them all apart and put all the powder inside a 2L bottle. We also put random things inside that would fit through the opening such as little pieces of paper, bb gun bullets, marbles, etc. We lit it and threw it across the street and ducked for cover. I'm sure the e... | Me and my neighbor got bored with fireworks so we took them all apart and put all the powder inside a 2L bottle. We also put random things inside that would fit through the opening such as little pieces of paper, bb gun bullets, marbles, etc. We lit it and threw it across the street and ducked for cover. I'm sure the e... | [
"Summary: Get plenty of sleep consistently, exercise, don't stress out, be comfortable. :)\n\nPost: What a coincidence, a friend on Facebook just posted about lucid dreaming, here is my response cp'd: \n I'm lucid for about 50% of nights, but I don't really bother taking control of my dreams, I just do it for incre... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,774 |
purpleuneecorns | Generate the content for a reddit post Not sure if my dad is actually a narcissist or not, because he does have some good qualities...has anyone else here dealt with a parent or family member who caused you abuse but also had the capability of being a good person on occasion? | Hi all, I joined this sub pretty recently after I realized that my father is most likely a narcissist. I'm 23 and graduated from college last year. I moved back home after that because I didn't have enough money to live on my own. He is the most controlling person I have ever met and abused me and the rest of my family... | Hi all, I joined this sub pretty recently after I realized that my father is most likely a narcissist. I'm 23 and graduated from college last year. I moved back home after that because I didn't have enough money to live on my own. He is the most controlling person I have ever met and abused me and the rest of my family... | [
"Summary: if you like high-wasted shorts and red lipstick then fuckin' go for that shit, because chances are there's someone out there who will like it just as much as you like yourself!\n\nPost: Yeah I mean, IMO everyone should look however the hell they want, because that way you're automatically sifting through ... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,775 |
thedragon4453 | Generate the content for a reddit post Kids are hard. Make sure you're ready, and I mean really, really ready.
edited for clarity, like it helped. | Thanks. I am a father of two (a two year old, and a 6 month old). The two year old taught me this lesson early, and one other important one early.
We decided that even though we were spanked, we didn't want to spank our kids. So our go-to method for punishment is a time out chair in our hallway away from anything int... | Thanks. I am a father of two (a two year old, and a 6 month old). The two year old taught me this lesson early, and one other important one early.
We decided that even though we were spanked, we didn't want to spank our kids. So our go-to method for punishment is a time out chair in our hallway away from anything int... | [
"Summary: relationships are tough. You do have to put some effort in. It isn't always going to be easy, but nothing that's worth it ever is.\n\nPost: Alright, I am 26, and have been with my wife for 8 years now (high school sweethearts, married for almost 4 years). I got married because I couldn't (and still can't)... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,776 |
TheWinslow | Generate the content for a reddit post the Tesla model S would receive around 0.0633% of it's power if it had 1 sq meters of solar panels on it. even with solar panels far more efficient than anything on the market, you still only get 0.148% of the power needed.
Edit: I was lazy before (as /u/recycle_bin pointed out... | So, solar panels are extremely inefficient. Let's say that a car can fit 1 sq meters of solar panels over the entire car. Now, sunlight provides right around 1004 watts of power per sq meter.
Except, in optimal conditions (pointed at the sun, correct temperature, no clouds) the very best solar panels announced (not c... | So, solar panels are extremely inefficient. Let's say that a car can fit 1 sq meters of solar panels over the entire car. Now, sunlight provides right around 1004 watts of power per sq meter.
Except, in optimal conditions (pointed at the sun, correct temperature, no clouds) the very best solar panels announced (not c... | [
"Summary: They are different games.\n\nPost: I disagree. I think that the only obvious similarities are the broad generalizations of both games (both mmos, both space games, both have player-driven aspects). If you actually look at how each game functions they are vastly different (similar to how Skyrim and Dragon ... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,777 |
KnightNight- | Generate the content for a reddit post Anecdotal evidence is anecdotal. Opinions are opinions. | Sure, I was just trying to make the point that people like to get selective with their "casual racism".
I feel like for humor/comedy's sake it should either be all or nothing.
If we're close friends and I make a "bad driver" joke at your expense it's never with malicious intent - I'm just ribbing a good friend. But... | Sure, I was just trying to make the point that people like to get selective with their "casual racism".
I feel like for humor/comedy's sake it should either be all or nothing.
If we're close friends and I make a "bad driver" joke at your expense it's never with malicious intent - I'm just ribbing a good friend. But... | [
"Summary: It's not the end of the world - you may still have a shot at keeping the friendship, but you need to back off for as long as it takes for her to become comfortable around you again. Let her control the boundaries and flow of conversation/contact. Let yourself be single for a while and make sure you're not... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,778 |
thouliha | Generate the content for a reddit post jung and Freud had a shitload to say about art, creativity, and desire. Also psychology is less scientific than most would admit | I've read a lot of Jung, and agree with a lot of the posts here that he and Freud have less 'scientific' merit than others. However, they have a lot of meaningful things to say as philosophers of mythology, creativity, art, spirituality, desire, and morality. In many ways this makes them more worthwhile reading than ma... | I've read a lot of Jung, and agree with a lot of the posts here that he and Freud have less 'scientific' merit than others. However, they have a lot of meaningful things to say as philosophers of mythology, creativity, art, spirituality, desire, and morality. In many ways this makes them more worthwhile reading than ma... | [
"Summary: OP has looked in the right place to get people to help him jerk off. Also there's no such thing as an introvert.\n\nPost: Completely agreed. OP is looking for an excuse, a way to define his behavior as normal. \nIt's not hard to find other people to validate you for being an introvert....on the internet. ... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,779 |
T1mac | Generate the content for a reddit post Should have called the cops. | Absolutely right. I had an accident in a hotel parking lot when a bus sideswiped me. It was late at night in a snowstorm so waiting for the cops would have taken hours or they might have never come.
Anyway, I get the guy's info. He didn't want it reported in fears of losing his job. He gives me a blank check and tell... | Absolutely right. I had an accident in a hotel parking lot when a bus sideswiped me. It was late at night in a snowstorm so waiting for the cops would have taken hours or they might have never come.
Anyway, I get the guy's info. He didn't want it reported in fears of losing his job. He gives me a blank check and tell... | [
"Summary: I'll never stay at a Motel 6 again.\n\nPost: I can't say I'm all that supportive of the policy, but I understand why it's needed. \n Once a few years ago, I made the huge mistake of leaving my Motel 6 door unlatched one morning as I carried stuff from the room down to repack my car to get ready for a long... | 31 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,780 |
iarforner | Generate the content for a reddit post Be prepared for the bad by learning to respect it, and ALWAYS appreciate your fans. | You obviously know you need to tell people. All the normal stuff doesn't require advice until you are doing it more frequently.
The on-stage intangibles are the stuff that you need to know before going in, and all of this can be learned from watching other bands. When you see other bands, you like them because they c... | You obviously know you need to tell people. All the normal stuff doesn't require advice until you are doing it more frequently.
The on-stage intangibles are the stuff that you need to know before going in, and all of this can be learned from watching other bands. When you see other bands, you like them because they c... | [
"Summary: Fuck you for bringing this up...\n\nPost: I've been experiencing this lately as well. It kinda gets to the point where I get a bunch of shit and legitimately enjoy 8% of it or so. \n What really annoys me is the direction that SquareEnix has gone in. I grew up on Final Fantasy and Chrono Trigger and what ... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,781 |
UnpricedToaster | Generate the content for a reddit post Religion is something you should keep to yourself and apply to yourself.
P.S.: And fuck big business -- religious or heartless, they're all greedy assholes. | You want to exercise your religion, great. If you believe that abortion is murder, then don't have one. But your personal religious views and beliefs and practices should not effect anyone else. That's why freedom of religion doesn't allow you to kill virgins in satanic sacrifice and why not giving your child chemother... | You want to exercise your religion, great. If you believe that abortion is murder, then don't have one. But your personal religious views and beliefs and practices should not effect anyone else. That's why freedom of religion doesn't allow you to kill virgins in satanic sacrifice and why not giving your child chemother... | [
"Summary: Gandalf was already badass in grey, his change in wardrobe didn't give him cooler powers and yes he knew what was in Moria and yes he knew he could beat it, because it's his fucking job. \n Off topic, but good news, it sounds like Christopher Lee is going to kick Death in the face yet again and reprise hi... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,782 |
Belfrey | Generate the content for a reddit post the number of people who believe a thing has absolutely nothing to do with its validity. | This article seems like fuel for using faulty logic. I majored in economics and have spent years studying the subject (I love it). Most people would call my views "extreme," but it certainly isn't from any lack of understanding. Maybe we should all consider the fact that, at one time, the belief that the world was roun... | This article seems like fuel for using faulty logic. I majored in economics and have spent years studying the subject (I love it). Most people would call my views "extreme," but it certainly isn't from any lack of understanding. Maybe we should all consider the fact that, at one time, the belief that the world was roun... | [
"Summary: it is important to consider the impact of believing or seeing things a certain way - what good can possibly come from believing things can't or won't improve?\n\nPost: In some form or another new \"States\" probably will arise, but the way I see things, the overall trend is in a positive direction. Techno... | 16 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,783 |
yeliwofthecorn | Generate the content for a reddit post Everyone faces some form of persecution. No one deserves to have that persecution dismissed out of hand. Even though some groups have it far worse than others, that doesn't mean their own suffering is meaningless. | I noticed an SRS thread about some guys stating that the worst insult you can aim at a white man being "privileged".
This got me to thinking a bit, both about my own experiences and those of others and while I think there are much worse insults, I feel there is a tiny grain of truth in that statement. Please hear me ... | I noticed an SRS thread about some guys stating that the worst insult you can aim at a white man being "privileged".
This got me to thinking a bit, both about my own experiences and those of others and while I think there are much worse insults, I feel there is a tiny grain of truth in that statement. Please hear me ... | [
"Summary: You can try to redefine a word. But to do so means hurting a great many people who have already been hurt far too much by this world. It shows a callousness and lack of empathy. G'day mate.\n\nPost: I'm guessing you don't have a specific word that is used to bring you and others like you pain, that is r... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,784 |
DasWood | Generate the content for a reddit post About a month ago I made a post asking about CPU upgrades. buildapc gave me info I needed to make an educated decision. Got a huge performance improvement for $60. | I made a previous post on this some time ago on buildapc asking about CPUs. It was in reference to how much a difference a CPU upgrade could make. I purchased APB and found out that an Athlon 64 X2 5000 @ 3Ghz was actually slower for this game than my Laptop with a C2D@2.4Ghz and a slower graphics card. At medium/low s... | I made a previous post on this some time ago on buildapc asking about CPUs. It was in reference to how much a difference a CPU upgrade could make. I purchased APB and found out that an Athlon 64 X2 5000 @ 3Ghz was actually slower for this game than my Laptop with a C2D@2.4Ghz and a slower graphics card. At medium/low s... | [
"Summary: Don't believe bullshit. It's just people kicking shit up.\n\nPost: Ignore managers and business executives. They will continue to follow their incentives. If that means continuing to roll out network upgrades, that is what they will do. Remember, these people are not economists. This is essentially an AT&... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,785 |
happymaskinc | Generate the content for a reddit post ex had webcam set up to record our room while he was at work making sure I wasn't fucking anyone in our bed. | oh boy okay so living with my ex, one day he's showing me something on his computer.
Back story, my ex was genius smart with computers and anything that went wrong with it he would instantly need to fix or know the cause what not.
So, he's showing me something probably on reddit, and this popup window comes up from... | oh boy okay so living with my ex, one day he's showing me something on his computer.
Back story, my ex was genius smart with computers and anything that went wrong with it he would instantly need to fix or know the cause what not.
So, he's showing me something probably on reddit, and this popup window comes up from... | [
"Summary: ex compensated mental issues with deciding to believe I cheated on him with everyone of his friends and that I'm a sociopath.\n\nPost: live with ex for year and half with ongoing issues of him insisting I cheated on him. If anything I'd consider myself to have social anxiety, I hardly ever left the apartm... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,786 |
Snow_Cub | Generate the content for a reddit post You are an idiot. | Ant slaves are actually treated differently than their hosts due to their chemical signature. They receive less food and worse overall treatment, and there have been several cases of slaves fighting their masters.
Do you want some more idea of animals that understand what they are doing?
Many types of primates show... | Ant slaves are actually treated differently than their hosts due to their chemical signature. They receive less food and worse overall treatment, and there have been several cases of slaves fighting their masters.
Do you want some more idea of animals that understand what they are doing?
Many types of primates show... | [
"Summary: You haven't brought anything constructive to the table.\n\nPost: Uh oh, Did I hurt your widdle feelings little girl? The best part of this whole conversation is how easily butthurt you get over the majority of what I am saying. Perhaps I should word it differently? Not only have I looked at it from your o... | 22 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,787 |
RawberrySportcake | Generate the content for a reddit post They began to think because it was necessary to thrive and have an advantage over other species. | All I know is that hominoids (the great apes) needed an advantage against all other species out there in order to be top dog on Earth, so over time, with beneficial mutations and natural selection, evolved homininae with larger cranial capacities. They had what many species at the time did not have and that was strate... | All I know is that hominoids (the great apes) needed an advantage against all other species out there in order to be top dog on Earth, so over time, with beneficial mutations and natural selection, evolved homininae with larger cranial capacities. They had what many species at the time did not have and that was strate... | [
"Summary: Life is amazing, but I didn't appreciate it enough so I made it my bitch. \n I hope that made sense.\n\nPost: Well, it's a very long story. I had a very long struggle with.. I wouldn't say depression because it wasn't diagnosed, but I was miserable. I went through a lot of rough experiences that moulded... | 38 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,788 |
cherlin | Generate the content for a reddit post hold onto your ice for 2 more months, then think of selling, its an investment, You don't lose any isk until you sell. | Prices were inflated by speculators before the patch hit to a High point, now that the Xpac has hit and the changes have been made, those same speculators are selling off ice in mass, and seeing the prices go down only makes them want to offload it quicker to avoid "losing" more isk. that being said the downward pressu... | Prices were inflated by speculators before the patch hit to a High point, now that the Xpac has hit and the changes have been made, those same speculators are selling off ice in mass, and seeing the prices go down only makes them want to offload it quicker to avoid "losing" more isk. that being said the downward pressu... | [
"Summary: RVP went about his business disrespectfully and it has caused some hate.\n\nPost: its not the fact he's not renewing his contract that fans are mad about, they are mad at how he went about saying it. He could have told that to the manager privately, and it would have meant the same thing. He chose to do i... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,789 |
cleansanchez | Generate the content for a reddit post team sport politics, people are stupid dicks. | People are very set in their ideas, even if they aren't actually their ideas, even to the point of contradiction.
Most Democrats in California would agree that it's wrong to put people in cages for smoking marijuana, however many people are in cages in California for smoking marijuana and the California representat... | People are very set in their ideas, even if they aren't actually their ideas, even to the point of contradiction.
Most Democrats in California would agree that it's wrong to put people in cages for smoking marijuana, however many people are in cages in California for smoking marijuana and the California representat... | [
"Summary: sometimes science is wrong or not yet right, can we stop sensationalizing everything until we have some facts and in the meantime just state the obvious that creating and burning chemicals is eventually bad for the environments we live in?\n\nPost: Like many people i'm on the fence about global warming/cl... | 42 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,790 |
FadieZ | Generate the content for a reddit post Need an apartment near Concordia but can't afford it on my own. What do? | I looked up the grants program on [this]( website but I'm looking for some info on a grant for students who are seeking independent housing. Does your grant still depend on family income or is that a whole other category?
A bit of info: I'm a full citizen in a 4-year full-time program at Concordia. Family is middle-i... | I looked up the grants program on [this]( website but I'm looking for some info on a grant for students who are seeking independent housing. Does your grant still depend on family income or is that a whole other category?
A bit of info: I'm a full citizen in a 4-year full-time program at Concordia. Family is middle-i... | [
"Summary: I was initially positive but then lost all my optimism and will to survive.\n\nPost: They said I was more likely than not to survive due to my age and positive attitude. It was discovered at a later part of Stage II, and on the verge of stage III so I'd say they were right. \n About your second question, ... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,791 |
embolalia | Generate the content for a reddit post Be a marketer. Say Linux. | I'm with you on the GNU/Linux thing. This is, ultimately, a marketing effort. Exposing the political underbelly of the system isn't the face you want to put forward. Your audience doesn't care about compilers or userland.
Yeah, maybe it's more accurate to call it GNU/Linux from a technical perspective. Maybe it isn't... | I'm with you on the GNU/Linux thing. This is, ultimately, a marketing effort. Exposing the political underbelly of the system isn't the face you want to put forward. Your audience doesn't care about compilers or userland.
Yeah, maybe it's more accurate to call it GNU/Linux from a technical perspective. Maybe it isn't... | [
"Summary: Used to wear an eyepatch. Can now see well from both eyes, but not 3D.\n\nPost: I had to wear an eyepatch when I was young. I did not look like a pirate. I looked like an adorable miniature dork. \n I have anisometropic amblyopia, which basically means one eye is sucky while the other is generally fine. Y... | 25 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,792 |
OB1_kenobi | Generate the content for a reddit post I accept that our eyes can sometimes play tricks, but I'm still skeptical about this one. | I looked at the same pic again on my laptop this morning. I can change from one color scheme to the next by tilting the screen. I tried changing a few other things eg. room lights on/off, curtains open closed. The only thing that changes the color is which way the computer screen is tilted. | I looked at the same pic again on my laptop this morning. I can change from one color scheme to the next by tilting the screen. I tried changing a few other things eg. room lights on/off, curtains open closed. The only thing that changes the color is which way the computer screen is tilted. | [
"Summary: The conflict will end quickly via negotiation. There is no worthwhile military solution.\n\nPost: I see what you're trying to do, relentlessly compared the the situation in Ukraine to WWI and WWII... which it isn't. Also trying to equate Putin with Hitler... which he isn't. \n Draft regular Ukrainians int... | 41 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,793 |
glitchn | Generate the content for a reddit post US, embarrassed of the people who represent us, and Japan, Canada, or pretty much anywhere in Europe. | The main reason I want out is because I am embarrassed of our country. Not everyone in the country, mostly just the corrupt politicians and the religious crazies that are ruining our country in the name of god. I hear how people talk about our country, and I agree with them and I feel really embarrassed to be associate... | The main reason I want out is because I am embarrassed of our country. Not everyone in the country, mostly just the corrupt politicians and the religious crazies that are ruining our country in the name of god. I hear how people talk about our country, and I agree with them and I feel really embarrassed to be associate... | [
"Summary: Don't be stupid and pull the \"but they can die at home!\" argument. We have a brain so we can calculate risk; Dogs (like babies) do not.\n\nPost: The line should be drawn right below stupidity. It should be treated much like a human baby that can't consent. If you wouldn't put a baby through it, don't fo... | 17 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,794 |
southwestont | Generate the content for a reddit post this title is very misleading and misses the point | This is a very misleading title and very incorrect.
The first and the second world war were fought over these "3rd world countries"
The non aligned states were where the US and the Soviets fought proxy wars killing millions of people.
The green states are all old areas of resource extraction... resource based economi... | This is a very misleading title and very incorrect.
The first and the second world war were fought over these "3rd world countries"
The non aligned states were where the US and the Soviets fought proxy wars killing millions of people.
The green states are all old areas of resource extraction... resource based economi... | [
"Summary: Mineral Extraction is the biggest social issue facing Canada.\n\nPost: The biggest social issues have to do with Mineral Extraction. \nWe all want our economy to be strong, and for a new Canadian middle class to have security to raise families. The first nations, and rural communities across Canada are no... | 15 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,795 |
fieldsofgreen | Generate the content for a reddit post Last smoked Dec 5th, What do I need to do to be sure I'm 100% clean by Jan 5th ? | Alright, so I last smoked Nov 29th - Dec 5, 4.5gs total in this time period between myself and one other person. So last time I smoked was 14 days ago. I have a drug test coming up Jan 5th. It's a quick cup, basically just a test strip the instantly reads pass or fail - so dilution would prob work. It's exactly the sam... | Alright, so I last smoked Nov 29th - Dec 5, 4.5gs total in this time period between myself and one other person. So last time I smoked was 14 days ago. I have a drug test coming up Jan 5th. It's a quick cup, basically just a test strip the instantly reads pass or fail - so dilution would prob work. It's exactly the sam... | [
"Summary: Want to buy ps4 online with billmelater, which I know is possible - can I have it charge me in full?\n\nPost: Is there a way for me to pay online, and use paypal (billmelater), AND have them charge me now? I placed an order online, for store pickup, using paypal (and chose billmelater, and was approved). ... | 23 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,796 |
Darkcharger | Generate the content for a reddit post suggest a champ that plays defensively (but can retaliate w/ opportunity), scales into late game, and can carry. | I've noticed my play style is a bit defensive. What I mean by this is I play carefully, harass when I can, but I tend not to make the initial move (wait for the opportunity when I see it). I have also noticed my play style ends up drawing out the lane phase that potentially leads to a longer game. The carry aspect is o... | I've noticed my play style is a bit defensive. What I mean by this is I play carefully, harass when I can, but I tend not to make the initial move (wait for the opportunity when I see it). I have also noticed my play style ends up drawing out the lane phase that potentially leads to a longer game. The carry aspect is o... | [
"Summary: low stress exercising while recovering. Review your workout plan to train properly to avoid future injuries.\n\nPost: Sounds like shin splints. As mentioned low impact activities are what you need (biking, swimming, elliptical, etc.). \n For your future training: slow down. If you do some research on here... | 21 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,797 |
Audiophial | Generate the content for a reddit post is we need to focus on verifying A before adding B to the mix. | Oh, I know what you mean. The point I was making is we would still all be test subjects since GMOs also haven't been around long enough to have long term data and it would be all too easy to shift attention from one possible cause to another without looking into it at all.
I suppose the video | Oh, I know what you mean. The point I was making is we would still all be test subjects since GMOs also haven't been around long enough to have long term data and it would be all too easy to shift attention from one possible cause to another without looking into it at all.
I suppose the video | [
"Summary: VTR is my happy vape, 10/10 would buy again.\n\nPost: I began with a Blu, moved to an Ego, stepped to a VV3.0, and landed on my VTR, which rapidly became my daily driver. \n The main attraction was the recessed tank zone, for less breakage risk. I also liked the looks of the device. VV/VW was just a thing... | 18 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,798 |
MrJMaxted0291 | Generate the content for a reddit post Not just anyone could survive a zombie apocalypse, but it would be very liberating to live without a government. | Depends on the defined survival scenario. In a pandemic, you'd have to be incredibly careful to avoid infection from whatever vectors are spreading the disease on a day to day basis; be it fleas, rats, contaminated water, an airborne plague etc.
You'd also have to be quite savvy to last without a long term source of ... | Depends on the defined survival scenario. In a pandemic, you'd have to be incredibly careful to avoid infection from whatever vectors are spreading the disease on a day to day basis; be it fleas, rats, contaminated water, an airborne plague etc.
You'd also have to be quite savvy to last without a long term source of ... | [
"Summary: We've got a bit in common.\n\nPost: We've got a lot in common. I used to have friends I felt I could trust with anything, but eventually reality hit home and I realised that no matter how tight knit a group of friends we were, their own interests would always come before our friendship. \n 3 years later a... | 30 | longlamp_4 | user_based | 7,799 |
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