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Bet your ass I have. It's an important job, Neighborhood Watch is. | Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations? |
Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations? | These ain't strangers, they're neighbors. This only picks up signals in a half-mile radius. |
These ain't strangers, they're neighbors. This only picks up signals in a half-mile radius. | Meaning? |
Meaning? | Meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. For instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife? |
Meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. For instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife? | You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move. |
You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move. | I confirmed it on the scanner. I knew something was up because Puffy used to bark like hell whenever he saw him and you know Puffy only barks at bad people. |
Magda, Puffy barks at everybody. | That's because there's a lot of bad people out there. Hey, Puffy tried to warn you about that Steve guy you was seeing -- he was a fucking asswipe -- but you had to find out for yourself, didn't you? |
That's because there's a lot of bad people out there. Hey, Puffy tried to warn you about that Steve guy you was seeing -- he was a fucking asswipe -- but you had to find out for yourself, didn't you? | Okay, you win. Now try to get some sleep, huh. |
Jesus, Mary, you gotta hear this -- some cop's staking out this broad's apartment. | No time, Magda, my show's starting. |
What's he like? | I don't know. He's kind of a mook. |
I don't know. He's kind of a mook. | What's a mook? |
What's a mook? | You know, a mookalone, a schlep. |
You know, a mookalone, a schlep. | Then why you going out with him if he's a schlep? |
Then why you going out with him if he's a schlep? | Come on, Magda It's like that movie Harold and Maude. |
Come on, Magda It's like that movie Harold and Maude. | I don't watch the new ones. |
I don't watch the new ones. | This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love. |
This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love. | That's exactly why I don't watch 'em anymore -- it's bullshit! Why the hell would an old lady go for a young kid? |
I'm buying bananas tonight. | Why? |
Why? | Back when I was your age I always used to make myself a big banana split after sex. I think you're gonna need one tonight. |
Back when I was your age I always used to make myself a big banana split after sex. I think you're gonna need one tonight. | Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll probably need it before I will. |
You vicious bitch, how do you sleep at night? | I can't do it -- I just found out it's his birthday. I guess I've gotta cancel on Ted. |
Holy shit... | Puffy, get over here. |
Magda! | The little shit lied to me about that guy! |
You asshole, what are you -- Mary! Is that you? | Who's that? |
So you're a writer? | Trying to be. |
Trying to be. | Well good for you. I bet it works out for you. |
Well good for you. I bet it works out for you. | We'll see. If it doesn't, what the hell, at least I gave it a shot. |
We'll see. If it doesn't, what the hell, at least I gave it a shot. | That's right. And the good thing is you can do it anywhere. |
That's right. And the good thing is you can do it anywhere. | What about you, Mare? How the hell'd you manage to stay single? |
What about you, Mare? How the hell'd you manage to stay single? | I don't know... My friends think I'm too picky. I think I'm just a weirdo magnet. I did come close once -- just last year, in fact. There was this guy he lived in San Francisco. |
Mary, I swear I wasn't trying to trick you. | Then what the fuck did you do it for? |
Then what the fuck did you do it for? | I did it because because I'd never stopped thinking about you and if I didn't find you I knew my life would never be good again. |
What seems to be the situation here? You shit yourself or something? | I wish. |
One guess. | How the hell'd you get the beans all the way up top like that? |
How the hell'd you get the beans all the way up top like that? | I don't know. It's not like it was a well thought-out plan. |
Now I've seen it all. What the hell were you thinking? | I wasn't trying -- |
I wasn't trying -- | Is that bubble what I think it is? |
Good. | Where the hell are you? |
Jesus Christ, guys. What the hell's Khruschev thinking? | Did you have any indication of this from Georgi? Any possible warning or sense of motivation? |
Did you have any indication of this from Georgi? Any possible warning or sense of motivation? | Complete snowjob. And then we went out and told the country they weren't putting missiles into Cuba. By the way, you realize we just lost the midterms. |
There's still no sign they know that we know about the missiles. Been a lot of cloud cover; probably think we aren't getting any good product. | We keep 'em in the dark as long as we can. But I sure as hell am going to test him. |
Lying bastard. Lied to my face. | We're split down the middle. If I held a vote I think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two. |
We're split down the middle. If I held a vote I think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two. | I want a consensus, Bobby. Consensus. Either air strike or blockade. Something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. I need it by Saturday. Make it happen. |
I want a consensus, Bobby. Consensus. Either air strike or blockade. Something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. I need it by Saturday. Make it happen. | What if I can't? |
Goddamn Stevenson. Jesus. Peace at any price. You'd think nobody learned anything from World War Two. | Somebody had to say it. I respect Adlai for having the guts to risk looking like an appeaser. |
Somebody had to say it. I respect Adlai for having the guts to risk looking like an appeaser. | We have to pull him. He's not going to be able to handle the Soviets in front of the U.N. Zorin will eat him alive. |
We have to pull him. He's not going to be able to handle the Soviets in front of the U.N. Zorin will eat him alive. | We've got bigger problems right now. |
He gets it, but he's pissed. | That's all well and good, but what do we say to 'em? |
Who gives a shit about the midterms now? The Soviets are putting nuclear weapons ninety miles away from us. | You mean there's something more important than votes? Didn't think I'd live to see the day, Ken. |
The other thing is... | ...I know. CIA and the military fucked us on the Bay of Pigs. |
...I know. CIA and the military fucked us on the Bay of Pigs. | They're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. We can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. We need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here. |
They're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. We can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. We need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here. | We got a bunch of smart guys. We lock 'em up together in there, kick 'em in the ass til they come up with options. |
We gave so much to get here. I don't know. Sometimes I think what the hell did we do it for? | Because we knew we could do a better job than everyone else. |
Jack and Bobby are good men. But it takes a certain character, moral toughness to stand up to -- | -- You listen to me. Nobody, nobody, talks about my friends that way. You're fucking here right now because of the Kennedys. They may be wrong. They make mistakes. But they're not weak. The weak ones are these 'people' who can't speak their own minds. |
-- You listen to me. Nobody, nobody, talks about my friends that way. You're fucking here right now because of the Kennedys. They may be wrong. They make mistakes. But they're not weak. The weak ones are these 'people' who can't speak their own minds. | You know I don't mean they're weak. |
Kenny! What happened? They didn't let me up front, said the President was on the phone the whole time. | He was. |
He was. | Yeah? Who was he talking to? Acheson? Come on, O'Donnell, everyone's wondering what's going on. What's Acheson doing in town? And don't give me some bullshit about DNC think tanks. Acheson's Mr. Cold War. |
Yeah? Who was he talking to? Acheson? Come on, O'Donnell, everyone's wondering what's going on. What's Acheson doing in town? And don't give me some bullshit about DNC think tanks. Acheson's Mr. Cold War. | Why don't you ask him yourself? You can have him on the way home. |
Why don't you ask him yourself? You can have him on the way home. | I'm giving you a chance here: talk to me. You can influence how this thing unfolds. |
You must think I'm blind and stupid. I've already gotten the birds and bees from Bobby. The President doesn't have to double-barrel me. | Listen to me, goddamn it. We're talking about a possible nuclear war. You dropped the ball on Bay of Pigs -- |
Listen to me, goddamn it. We're talking about a possible nuclear war. You dropped the ball on Bay of Pigs -- | -- you sonofabitch, goddamn it, I didn't drop -- |
-- you sonofabitch, goddamn it, I didn't drop -- | You were in the room. It was your purview. It was your job to make sure Bissel wasn't fucking us over and you didn't do it. You've got the most important job in the world right now. You're the smartest guy the President has. Besides me. |
Jesus Christ, Larry, what the fu-- Larry. That's not even your name, is it? What's your real name, you fucking scumbag? | Don't have one, Carl. I have a number, man. Just like the numbers on those treasury checks. You stole from your own country, Carl. Shame on you. |
Brooks, what's a perceptive fellow like you, doing in a joint like this? Let me buy you a glass of some of that Russian shit you like. | FBI? What you investigatin'? |
FBI? What you investigatin'? | A murder. On the reservation. |
A murder. On the reservation. | Again. Figures, man. |
Ray, there's been a homicide out in an area known as The Badlands. Indian Reservation. | It's not the first. There's been several. And our field office in Rapid City is getting a lot of heat... none of the investigations have turned up jack shit. |
It's not the first. There's been several. And our field office in Rapid City is getting a lot of heat... none of the investigations have turned up jack shit. | The main problem is, Ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-Indians. Relations have not been amicable. |
The main problem is, Ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-Indians. Relations have not been amicable. | Different culture. Hard to penetrate. The Indians don't like white cops poking around. And that's why we're in a position where we have to bring in an American Indian agent. |
I know where I am. I'm on federal land, doing a federal investigation, and if you don't wanna cooperate you can take a ride in a federal car, and spend the rest of the day in a little room, answering federal questions. It's your call. Who are you? | I'm a full blood Oglala Sioux, born and raised on this reservation. |
I'm a full blood Oglala Sioux, born and raised on this reservation. | You're a wise-ass. Ray check his wallet. |
What the hell you doing?! | His mother needs a piece of his hair. It's for the Keeping of the Souls Ceremony. Has to be kept for four days. |
Were you in Nam? | Airborne. That's where they used to get us agents from. Now we get 'em from Carnegie-Melon, Ivy League. Accountants and computer whiz-kids. Yuppies with guns. That's scary shit. |
Hey, hey, hey. J. Edgar would've loved you. He'd love anybody who joined the bureau to, what was it? "To enforce the laws of my country and protect her interests"? | You crashed my file? |
You crashed my file? | No. I consulted it. We're going into Indian Country, I wanna know what kind of individual is covering my ass. Don't you? |
I did. | Who the fuck is he? |
Who the fuck is he? | -- a fucking cop. |
Keeping of the souls. Do they still burn their dead or something? | Beats the hell outta me. |
I'd just like five minutes alone with the motherfucker who hung that flag upside down. | Easy, Cowboy. No vendettas on my ship. Now: remember what I told you about Nam? Watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the shit house, be on your toes, and if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker. |
Easy, Cowboy. No vendettas on my ship. Now: remember what I told you about Nam? Watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the shit house, be on your toes, and if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker. | Alright. Alright. |
Cooch. Where the fuck did they send us? | A long way from home. You be careful out there. |
Alright. Alright... | Yeah, alright, alright -- fuck you -- give a yuppie a badge and he wants to take over the world. Go get a tail on Eagle Bear, and stay with her. Cuz Jimmy's gonna show. And I want you to make the collar. |
Bastards... | All I could think of was... not here. I don't wanna eat it on an Indian Reservation, three thousand miles from home. |
All I could think of was... not here. I don't wanna eat it on an Indian Reservation, three thousand miles from home. | He's out there. He's out there playing Sitting Bull with us. I want the motherfucker so bad I'm getting a bleeding ulcer. |
And it was full of water when I drove by here three days ago. Full. I mean... a river. | The Little Walking River. You're right. This is part of it. So whoever sunk this car didn't compensate for drought. Goddamn. |
You ever put your hands on me again and you'll be doing the books for a baitshop in the fucking Everglades, Mister. | You didn't tell me about Red Deer Table -- |
You didn't tell me about Red Deer Table -- | -- what the hell is Red Deer Table? |
-- what the hell is Red Deer Table? | What is it? It's genocide, that's what it is. It's a Pay Zone for some U.S. corporation and a Dead Zone for the people here. Uranium, Cooch. |
This was a Selective Operations Unit, Agent Levoi. There is classified information pertaining to our national security. You don't question that, you don't go digging into that shit -- that's insubordination. Jesus Christ -- | -- if they mine uranium there, these people will have no place left to go... |
-- if they mine uranium there, these people will have no place left to go... | We were sworn in on the Constitution to protect federal matters, Ray. I don't know about uranium, I don't know about Red Dog Table -- all I know is we did our job. It's over. |
We were sworn in on the Constitution to protect federal matters, Ray. I don't know about uranium, I don't know about Red Dog Table -- all I know is we did our job. It's over. | We neutralized anybody with a voice. Leo, Jimmy... Eagle Bear. Anyone who was standing in the way of the land. Is that it? |
We neutralized anybody with a voice. Leo, Jimmy... Eagle Bear. Anyone who was standing in the way of the land. Is that it? | No. We neutralized enemies of the United States. Anti-American radicals who have killed federal officers out here! |
Big sonuvabuck. Based on the depth of that print, pressure releases... I'd say he goes two-ten, two-fifteen -- | Bullshit. |
Bullshit. | -- Well, maybe two-seventeen. |
-- Well, maybe two-seventeen. | You're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track? |
You're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track? | No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth. |
No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth. | Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your ass. This is a restricted area. |
Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your ass. This is a restricted area. | No, this is the home of the Oglala Sioux and I want the dog-fucker who killed Leo. Whether you get him or I get him, I just want him. Shit's been goin' on too long. |
No, this is the home of the Oglala Sioux and I want the dog-fucker who killed Leo. Whether you get him or I get him, I just want him. Shit's been goin' on too long. | You've got no jurisdiction. |
You've got no jurisdiction. | You got no know-how. About Indian Way. Or about Jack Shit for that matter. |
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