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Odd desire for anyone. | Well. A couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid I went down there for Newsweek. The beaches were nice. And at nights -- they had a band -- I danced on the hotel patio. Of course I never saw what was really happening there. When the war broke out I had to go back. And I promised myself that this t... |
Well. A couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid I went down there for Newsweek. The beaches were nice. And at nights -- they had a band -- I danced on the hotel patio. Of course I never saw what was really happening there. When the war broke out I had to go back. And I promised myself that this t... | What did you see? |
What did you see? | ... Terror. |
Man, I feel like Robin Leach. You actually know all these people? | Some. I am a rich bitch, remember? I'm quoting. |
Rich. Reclusive. Bankrolls half a dozen charities. | Likes to kill? KNOX Women find him magnetic. |
Likes to kill? KNOX Women find him magnetic. | I bet they like him for his big charity balls. |
I bet they like him for his big charity balls. | That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks. |
That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks. | Well, you know me. The more they've got, the less they're worth. This guy must be the most worthless man in America. |
The guy's bats all right. He's bat shit crazy. He -- -- I can't believe it. I was right!! | Allie, he's not. |
Allie, he's not. | Not what? |
Not what? | He's not crazy. |
HOLY SHIT!! | You okay? |
You okay? | Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU SEE THAT?! |
Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU SEE THAT?! | God yes, Allie. I've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move I ever... |
God yes, Allie. I've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move I ever... | Holy shit. Holy... |
Maybe I ought to think about getting another job. | Good idea - with a boss who's a really ugly son-of-a-bitch. |
So, why not haul your ... nice little ass into this room and explain to me and my wife why our precious daughter is going to be absolutely fine because of all the fantastic intelligence and attention you are going to give her case. | Okay, sir. Certainly. Good. |
Huh huh huh. He said "anus." | Entert-ain...us...an-us...Oh yeah! Heh heh. Anus. Heh heh. |
Beavis, you butt-munch, this guy wants us to score with his wife. And he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV. | Oh, heh heh really? Cool. Heh heh. |
Oh, heh heh really? Cool. Heh heh. | Uh, huh huh... We'll do it, sir. |
This is dumb, let's find that chick. | Yeah, heh heh, enough'a this crap. |
Beavis, huh huh, what'er you doing? | My butt's bothering me! |
My butt's bothering me! | You should kick your butt's ass. Huh huh huh. |
Hey Butt-Head, do you think we're ever gonna score? | Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey. Huh huh. |
Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey. Huh huh. | Shut up, dill-hole. |
Shut up, dill-hole. | Butt-dumpling... |
Butt-dumpling... | Turd-burglar... |
Turd-burglar... | Dill-wad... |
Dill-wad... | Bunghole... |
Bunghole... | Butt-snatch... |
Butt-snatch... | Um, uh, butt... um, hole. Butt-hole... |
Um, uh, butt... um, hole. Butt-hole... | Uh... dill, um, face... |
Uh... dill, um, face... | Um... ass... head... |
Um... ass... head... | Uh... butt-snatch... |
Uh... butt-snatch... | You already said that, Butt-Head. |
You already said that, Butt-Head. | Oh, uh, I mean, uh, ass-goblin... |
I'm probably going to make out with her first before we, you know, get down... | You'll have to speak up son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. I've had two operations on my heart. |
You'll have to speak up son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. I've had two operations on my heart. | Really? I poop too much. |
Really? I poop too much. | Oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant. |
Oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant. | Uh... No, I poop too much. Then I get tired. |
Uh... No, I poop too much. Then I get tired. | Well, if you find yourself getting tired, take a couple of these. |
What the hell...? Bork! That bus we picked up. Where was it headin'? | D.C., Chief. |
D.C., Chief. | Jesus jumped-up... Bork, can you imagine what would happen if they set that thing off in our nation's capital, or even worse, if they sold it to some damned foreigner at that conference. Well, it's not gonna happen! |
We just cleared all four floors. No sign of him. | Damn! Where the hell is he? We should've found him by now. |
Ah'm gonna blow you both to hell! | Cool, huh huh. Hey Beavis that's that dude that's paying us to do his wife. |
Whoa, this kicks ass! Huh huh huh. | Yoo-hoo! Travis and Bob Head. Whoo-hoo! |
Uh, hey. One of you kids got a match? | Uh, my butt and your...uh, butt. |
Shut up, dumb-ass! You didn't score. I scored with both of them... | Uh, do you think these two sluts still live in Highland? That would be cool. |
Uh, do you think these two sluts still live in Highland? That would be cool. | Hey, you wanna see something really cool? Huh huh huh. |
Who sent ya? | Uh, huh huh, this fat dude. He said we could do you. And he was gonna pay us. |
Uh, huh huh, this fat dude. He said we could do you. And he was gonna pay us. | Muddy! Sonofabitch! Hold it. What's he payin' ya? |
Muddy! Sonofabitch! Hold it. What's he payin' ya? | Uh, ten uh... |
Uh, ten uh... | Ten grand? That cheap-ass... I got a better deal for ya. I'll double it. I'll pay ya twenty if you go back there and do mah husband. |
Ten grand? That cheap-ass... I got a better deal for ya. I'll double it. I'll pay ya twenty if you go back there and do mah husband. | Uh, you want us to do a guy? Huh huh. No way. |
Adam, we <u>are</u> in hell. I hate these people. | They make gypsies look good. |
They make gypsies look good. | Is this a punishment for something we did in life? What can we do? |
Is this a punishment for something we did in life? What can we do? | I don't know if there's anything we can do. |
I don't know if there's anything we can do. | We're not completely helpless. I've been reading the book. There's a word for people in our predicament, honey. |
Aren't you scared? | I'm not scared of Ralph Lauren. Those are <u>sheets</u>. Are you gross under there? Are you <u>Night of the</u> <u>Living Dead</u> under there? Like all bloody veins and pus? |
I'm not scared of Ralph Lauren. Those are <u>sheets</u>. Are you gross under there? Are you <u>Night of the</u> <u>Living Dead</u> under there? Like all bloody veins and pus? | What? |
What? | <u>Night of the Living Dead</u>? It's this gross movie. |
I feel like we've been at war, Charles. | At least insofar as we have our first casualty. Me. |
At least insofar as we have our first casualty. Me. | Otho'll know what to do. |
Otho'll know what to do. | What's he going to do? Viciously rearrange their environment? |
What's he going to do? Viciously rearrange their environment? | Otho knows as much about the supernatural as he knows about interior decoration. |
Otho knows as much about the supernatural as he knows about interior decoration. | Let's hope he knows how to produce those damn ghosts for Max and Sarah... Because I've bought options on property all over town. I need Max's financing... |
Let's hope he knows how to produce those damn ghosts for Max and Sarah... Because I've bought options on property all over town. I need Max's financing... | Just don't tell Lydia. |
Just don't tell Lydia. | Why not? |
Why not? | I think she's in with them. |
<u>Adam</u>! <u>Adam</u>! | As flies the lizard Serpent fell; As goblin vizard, At the spell Of pale wizard, Sinks to hell; The buried, dead, and slain... Rise again. |
Failure of the bone marrow to produce red blood cells... Not a damn thing they can do about it. Oh, they can make me comfortable, prolong my life with steroid therapy and transfusions... And what makes my blood boil, what little I have left, that is, Mr. Gardiner - is that it's generally a young person's disease... Her... | Yes. You look very sick. |
... Back up those stairs - damn... That Man's needin' me more and more just before he never needs me again... | Is his back feeling better? |
Good morning, Louise. | He's dead, Chance! The Old Man's dead! |
He's dead, Chance! The Old Man's dead! | ... I see. |
... I see. | Must of happened durin' the night, I don't know... Lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. I touched him, just to see, and you believe me, Chance - that's doin' more than I get paid to do... Then I just covered him up, pulled the sheet over his head... |
Must of happened durin' the night, I don't know... Lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. I touched him, just to see, and you believe me, Chance - that's doin' more than I get paid to do... Then I just covered him up, pulled the sheet over his head... | Yes. I've seen that done. |
Yes. I've seen that done. | Then I got the hell out of that room and called the doctor and I think I woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. He just said, 'Yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...' Lord, what a mornin'! |
Then I got the hell out of that room and called the doctor and I think I woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. He just said, 'Yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...' Lord, what a mornin'! | ... Yes, Louise, it's snowing in the garden today. Have you looked outside and seen the snow? It's very white. |
Dammit, Boy! Is that all you got to say? More gobbledegook? That Old Man's layin' up there dead as hell and it just don't make any difference to you! | Yes, Louise. I have seen it often. It happens to old people. |
Yes, Louise. I have seen it often. It happens to old people. | Well, ain't that the truth... |
Well, ain't that the truth... | Yes. It is. |
Mr. Chance, perhaps you could show us some identification with your address -- a Driver's License, a credit card, checkbook? | No, I do not have any of those. |
No, I do not have any of those. | Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist? |
Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist? | I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors. |
I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors. | ... Joe? Who's Joe? |
... Joe? Who's Joe? | Joe Saracini. He was a mason that did some repairs on the brickwork at the rear of the house. That was in 1952. |
Joe Saracini. He was a mason that did some repairs on the brickwork at the rear of the house. That was in 1952. | 1952...? |
1952...? | Yes. I remember when he came. He was very fat and had short hair and showed me some pictures from a funny little book. |
... Maybe you should talk to somebody, darling. | No, that won't do any good. |
No, that won't do any good. | ... Is it me? Is there something I've done? |
... Is it me? Is there something I've done? | Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you... |
Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you... | It's your damn job. It never happened when you were a senator... |
It's your damn job. It never happened when you were a senator... | It's not that, I just... |
... Business, bullshit! Going out in the middle of the night to meet that bitch in a bar... | Sally Hayes is not a bitch - she's a damn fine attorney! I've got to talk to her about this Gardiner... |
Sally Hayes is not a bitch - she's a damn fine attorney! I've got to talk to her about this Gardiner... | Good night. |
Good night. | Look, Johanna... |
Look, Johanna... | I said good night! |
This is not what I requested. | No, sir. |
No, sir. | This information goes back three days. I want the standard file, you know that. |
This information goes back three days. I want the standard file, you know that. | Right, Chief. |
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