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It's yours. A gift. A gift you could give to your brother... or anyone you owe money to as partial payment. | No shit? |
No shit? | The papers for the car will arrive tomorrow. |
Holy shit. | What? |
Casandra. Old girlfriend? | Something like that. |
Something like that. | Did she break your heart? |
Did she break your heart? | Something like that. |
Something like that. | It looks old. Did you get it a long time ago? |
It looks old. Did you get it a long time ago? | You ask a lot of questions. |
You ask a lot of questions. | That's how you get to know someone. Did it hurt when you got it? |
That's how you get to know someone. Did it hurt when you got it? | I don't remember. I was drunk. |
I don't remember. I was drunk. | You got it in a bar? |
You got it in a bar? | No. I got it in prison. I went in for three years. When I came out she was married to my best friend. Happy? |
No. I got it in prison. I went in for three years. When I came out she was married to my best friend. Happy? | Sorry. I didn't mean to pry. |
Sorry. I didn't mean to pry. | It's okay. It was a long time ago. |
It's okay. It was a long time ago. | I've been thinking about getting tattoo. You know, a flower or something. On my ass. |
So, I just come by to see how you're doin'? | You broke my arm. How the hell do you think I'm doin'? |
You broke my arm. How the hell do you think I'm doin'? | Yeah. I mean besides that. They treating you all right? Food okay? |
Yeah. I mean besides that. They treating you all right? Food okay? | Yeah. I'm going home today. What do you want, Frankie? |
Yeah. I'm going home today. What do you want, Frankie? | I don't want anything. I just wanted to say... that I may have... overreacted a little the other day. |
I don't want anything. I just wanted to say... that I may have... overreacted a little the other day. | A little? |
A little? | Yeah. I mean, you are my brother and... well I should have found another way of expressing my disappointment. So, I've decided to make it up to you. |
Yeah. I mean, you are my brother and... well I should have found another way of expressing my disappointment. So, I've decided to make it up to you. | You gonna forget about the money I owe you? |
You gonna forget about the money I owe you? | What are you nuts? A debt is a debt. I was thinking I'd throw a little extra work your way. You know, you come down to the club, make espresso for the boys... wash their cars... run some errands... things like that. |
What's this? | A car. |
A car. | Oh really? Thanks. I thought it was a sewing machine. What the hell is it doing here? |
Oh really? Thanks. I thought it was a sewing machine. What the hell is it doing here? | It's for you. |
It's for you. | For me? What am I going to do with a piece of shit like this? |
For me? What am I going to do with a piece of shit like this? | I don't know. Sell it. It's gotta be worth something. Someone gave it to me. C'mon Frankie, I'm trying to make good here. |
I don't know. Sell it. It's gotta be worth something. Someone gave it to me. C'mon Frankie, I'm trying to make good here. | Okay. Okay. |
Okay. Okay. | I'll get you the papers tomorrow. |
What in the hell... do you call that? | I call it blood, Detective. If you want, you can call it graffiti. |
Don't thank me. Your ass is already in enough trouble for this shit. | I knew that. |
Listen: Top Dollar. He "owns the street here." He will "erase my ass." | You don't say. |
You don't say. | I know Top Dollar has turned your streets into his hell. |
I know Top Dollar has turned your streets into his hell. | Fucking A, my friend. |
Fucking A, my friend. | The others are called Skank, T- Bird. Street names. Funboy. Watch me, office Albrecht. |
My name. | I'm sorry as hell, man. |
I'm sorry as hell, man. | Thirty hours. A day of life, plus change... |
Oh wow, oh wow, don't fucking do that, man. I nearly had a fucking heart attack. | Fun -- look at that guy... |
Fun -- look at that guy... | It's just the dope, don't worry |
It's just the dope, don't worry | Fun, he's not going away; he's scaring the piss outta me! |
Fun, he's not going away; he's scaring the piss outta me! | Not me. |
Top Dollar. | Another jolly nickname? |
Another jolly nickname? | You want those assholes, you want Top Dollar. |
You want those assholes, you want Top Dollar. | T-Bird? |
T-Bird? | Like the car. He hangs out with Skank. that little ass-hair, and they hang at the Pit -- hell, Funboy lives there. Ask Top Dollar. |
Like the car. He hangs out with Skank. that little ass-hair, and they hang at the Pit -- hell, Funboy lives there. Ask Top Dollar. | A whole club of pirates, with pirate names... |
How the hell did you do that? | Magic. |
Owwwaaaa -- fuck me! Look what you did to my sheets, you lame piece'a shit! AAAAaa! Goddd! | Does it hurt? |
Does it hurt? | Does it hurt?! You dead-ass, clown-faced fuck, of course it fucking hurts! What the shit are you gonna do about this?! |
What... the hell is that? | This is a cobra, Mr. Grange. Yes, it is real. |
Thank you. | Look, I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel like I can't go on I... turn to Jesus and he helps me through the problem. Call me an anachronism, but - |
Look, I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel like I can't go on I... turn to Jesus and he helps me through the problem. Call me an anachronism, but - | Oh cut the shit, Kathryn. |
Oh cut the shit, Kathryn. | Excuse me? |
Excuse me? | You heard me. |
You heard me. | Who the hell do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. My brother is dead, have some respect. |
Who the hell do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. My brother is dead, have some respect. | Kathryn, I know all about you and Sebastian. |
Kathryn, I know all about you and Sebastian. | Sebastian was a pathological liar. I wouldn't believe a word he - |
Sebastian was a pathological liar. I wouldn't believe a word he - | I have his journal. |
I have his journal. | You what? |
You what? | His journal. He sent it to me the day before he died. Everything about you is in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs, the menages, your bout with bulimia, the affair you had with your guidance counselor and how he gave you... eww. Let's see, then there's your coke problem... You still keep it in your crucifix, don't you? ... |
His journal. He sent it to me the day before he died. Everything about you is in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs, the menages, your bout with bulimia, the affair you had with your guidance counselor and how he gave you... eww. Let's see, then there's your coke problem... You still keep it in your crucifix, don't you? ... | You didn't show it to anybody? |
You didn't show it to anybody? | Actually, I was planning on running down to Kinkos. Do you think you could give me ride? |
Actually, I was planning on running down to Kinkos. Do you think you could give me ride? | You can't do this to me. It could ruin me. |
You can't do this to me. It could ruin me. | I know. |
Nothing. | Is there a mutual feeling between you two? |
Is there a mutual feeling between you two? | No. I mean. I don't know. What else do you know about him? |
No. I mean. I don't know. What else do you know about him? | Not a whole lot. We take some classes together. He's got a bad rep, but it's mostly bullshit. |
Not a whole lot. We take some classes together. He's got a bad rep, but it's mostly bullshit. | What do you mean? |
What do you mean? | Well, a lot of people are jealous cause he's loaded. |
Well, a lot of people are jealous cause he's loaded. | I don't know. I've been hearing some awful things about him. |
I don't know. I've been hearing some awful things about him. | From who? |
From who? | I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy. |
I read your teen beat manifesto. | You did? |
You did? | I must say I found it rather appalling. |
I must say I found it rather appalling. | That's a first. Most people praised me for it. |
That's a first. Most people praised me for it. | Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced? |
Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced? | I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions. |
I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions. | Oh really? |
Oh really? | Take yourself. You've slept with several women. Are you happier because of it? |
Take yourself. You've slept with several women. Are you happier because of it? | How do you know I've been with several women? |
How do you know I've been with several women? | A friend wrote me. |
A friend wrote me. | Well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some bullshit gossip. |
Well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some bullshit gossip. | I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you... but you still didn't answer the question. |
You know it amazes me that someone as bright as you can be so horrible. | What? Another letter from your friend? |
What? Another letter from your friend? | This is my favorite part. Even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. He has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or criminal intention. Every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it. |
This is my favorite part. Even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. He has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or criminal intention. Every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it. | You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me so I might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. How do you know it's not some girl who's pissed off at me for breaking up with her? |
You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me so I might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. How do you know it's not some girl who's pissed off at me for breaking up with her? | I sincerely doubt it. |
I sincerely doubt it. | Give me the fucking letter. |
It's weird. I actually feel good about myself. Can we do this again next week? | Oh please. |
Oh please. | What? |
What? | "I actually feel good about myself?" |
"I actually feel good about myself?" | I do. |
I do. | You must take me for a real idiot. |
You must take me for a real idiot. | I don't. |
I don't. | You're going to tell me that you had a good time with the old lady. |
You're going to tell me that you had a good time with the old lady. | I did. We played three games of backgammon and... |
Unbelievable. Some fag, no offense - | - none taken - |
- none taken - | - wrote a letter to this chick and saying shit about me. |
- wrote a letter to this chick and saying shit about me. | Any ideas who it could be? |
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