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Any ideas who it could be?
Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now.
Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now.
Where did you say she's from?
Where did you say she's from?
Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas?
Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas?
Greg McConnell.
Greg McConnell.
The football stud?
The football stud?
He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.
He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.
It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.
It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.
I don't think that bothered him.
I don't think that bothered him.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.
Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
I shit you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You know - "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. I'll kick your ass if you say anything." It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're gay, deal with it. The only reaso...
I shit you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You know - "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. I'll kick your ass if you say anything." It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're gay, deal with it. The only reaso...
Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.
Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.
Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up.
Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up.
Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?
Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?
Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight.
Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight.
Outstanding.
Outstanding.
Don't think it's not going to cost you.
Don't think it's not going to cost you.
No problem. Just make sure your front door is unlocked. Shall we say the "stroke of midnight" no pun intended?
Calm down. Tell me what's wrong.
Something awful happened last night.
Something awful happened last night.
What do you mean?!
What do you mean?!
I... I don't think you want to know.
I... I don't think you want to know.
Cecile, you have to tell me.
Cecile, you have to tell me.
It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me.
It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me.
Does your mother know?
Does your mother know?
If she knew, she'd kill me. It happened at your house last night.
If she knew, she'd kill me. It happened at your house last night.
Why didn't you do something?
Why didn't you do something?
I don't know.
I don't know.
So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you.
So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you.
Well... not exactly.
Well... not exactly.
He made you give him a blow job.
He made you give him a blow job.
No.
No.
Well what then?
Now listen. Now that you're on your way, it would be stupid of you to stop. Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him instruct you.
I don't love him. I love Ronald.
I don't love him. I love Ronald.
So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
But that would make me a slut. Wouldn't it?
But that would make me a slut. Wouldn't it?
Cecile, everybody does it. It's just that nobody talks about it.
What year are you in?
I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.
I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.
But I thought high school is only four years.
But I thought high school is only four years.
It is, unless you're a fuck up, like myself.
Where are you going?
I'm taking a shower.
I'm taking a shower.
Need any company?
Need any company?
No.
No.
Want a blow job?
Want a blow job?
Good night Cecile.
Good night Cecile.
Prude.
Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle.
Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit, mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.
Is she with you?
Who is this?
Who is this?
Sebastian, you faggot. Is she with you?
Sebastian, you faggot. Is she with you?
No.
No.
Where is she?!
Where is she?!
I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone.
I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone.
McConnell, I'm gonna out your ass in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is.
McConnell, I'm gonna out your ass in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is.
I told you I don't know.
I told you I don't know.
One.
One.
Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central.
Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central.
Grand Central. You better not be fucking with me cause it's your ass on the line.
And when I confronted him about his affair with Cecile he told me it was none of my business. Then when I said "Well what about Ronald," he said you were nothing more than a stupid... the n word and that you deserved what you got...
And this happened before you and I hooked up?
And this happened before you and I hooked up?
It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.
It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.
Racist piece of shit.
Racist piece of shit.
I'd be careful if I were you. God knows what he's up to.
I'd be careful if I were you. God knows what he's up to.
He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass in.
He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass in.
Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and --
Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and --
Don't worry about it. I'll stay.
Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual?
Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
I don't find this very funny,
So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum.
So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered.
Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?
Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?
Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.
Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.
I see your point... though why should I care?
I see your point... though why should I care?
I need you to seduce our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery.
I need you to seduce our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery.
Sounds intriguing.
Sounds intriguing.
She's quite cute you know. Young supple breasts, a tight firm ass and an uncharted pootie.
Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Could you be more desperate to read it?
I'll give you something you've been jerking off about ever since our parents got married.
Be more specific.
Be more specific.
In English. I'll fuck your brains out.
In English. I'll fuck your brains out.
What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car.
What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car.
Because I'm the only person you can't control and it kills you.
Are you really? I mean, we've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that.
What is that? Oh my God, it's your conscience.
You amaze me.
Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl it's wrong. Well let me tell you something, I didn't ask to be a girl. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty four seven, so I can be considered a "laaaady." Do you think I take great delight when I hea...
Shut up.
What's your problem?
What's your problem?
Nothing.
Nothing.
She's really getting to you, isn't she?
She's really getting to you, isn't she?
If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh.
If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh.
And that's why you're losing your bet?
And that's why you're losing your bet?
I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected.
I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected.
Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride?
Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride?
Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do.
In any event, you still owe me my reward.
I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't fuck losers.
I'm very sorry about that. I apologize.
I accept. Now get out.
I accept. Now get out.
Get out? We had an arrangement.
Get out? We had an arrangement.
Didn't you hear what I said?
Didn't you hear what I said?
I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy.
I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy.
Get out!
Get out!
I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your ass down on the bed.
I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your ass down on the bed.
And if I don't?
And if I don't?
Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three.
Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three.
I think you have your answer.
I think you have your answer.
War it is.
First of all, maam, I never touched your daughter and second, I would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines.
Oh don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.