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Any ideas who it could be? | Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now. |
Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now. | Where did you say she's from? |
Where did you say she's from? | Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas? |
Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas? | Greg McConnell. |
Greg McConnell. | The football stud? |
The football stud? | He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat. |
He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat. | It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year. |
It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year. | I don't think that bothered him. |
I don't think that bothered him. | What do you mean? |
What do you mean? | Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field. |
Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field. | Are you shitting me? |
Are you shitting me? | I shit you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You know - "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. I'll kick your ass if you say anything." It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're gay, deal with it. The only reaso... |
I shit you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You know - "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. I'll kick your ass if you say anything." It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're gay, deal with it. The only reaso... | Too bad he's in Kansas this summer. |
Too bad he's in Kansas this summer. | Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up. |
Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up. | Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf? |
Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf? | Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight. |
Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight. | Outstanding. |
Outstanding. | Don't think it's not going to cost you. |
Don't think it's not going to cost you. | No problem. Just make sure your front door is unlocked. Shall we say the "stroke of midnight" no pun intended? |
Calm down. Tell me what's wrong. | Something awful happened last night. |
Something awful happened last night. | What do you mean?! |
What do you mean?! | I... I don't think you want to know. |
I... I don't think you want to know. | Cecile, you have to tell me. |
Cecile, you have to tell me. | It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me. |
It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me. | Does your mother know? |
Does your mother know? | If she knew, she'd kill me. It happened at your house last night. |
If she knew, she'd kill me. It happened at your house last night. | Why didn't you do something? |
Why didn't you do something? | I don't know. |
I don't know. | So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you. |
So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you. | Well... not exactly. |
Well... not exactly. | He made you give him a blow job. |
He made you give him a blow job. | No. |
No. | Well what then? |
Now listen. Now that you're on your way, it would be stupid of you to stop. Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him instruct you. | I don't love him. I love Ronald. |
I don't love him. I love Ronald. | So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible. |
So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible. | But that would make me a slut. Wouldn't it? |
But that would make me a slut. Wouldn't it? | Cecile, everybody does it. It's just that nobody talks about it. |
What year are you in? | I'm what you would call a fifth year senior. |
I'm what you would call a fifth year senior. | But I thought high school is only four years. |
But I thought high school is only four years. | It is, unless you're a fuck up, like myself. |
Where are you going? | I'm taking a shower. |
I'm taking a shower. | Need any company? |
Need any company? | No. |
No. | Want a blow job? |
Want a blow job? | Good night Cecile. |
Good night Cecile. | Prude. |
Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle. | Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit, mom. There's pictures of me on the internet. |
Is she with you? | Who is this? |
Who is this? | Sebastian, you faggot. Is she with you? |
Sebastian, you faggot. Is she with you? | No. |
No. | Where is she?! |
Where is she?! | I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone. |
I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone. | McConnell, I'm gonna out your ass in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is. |
McConnell, I'm gonna out your ass in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is. | I told you I don't know. |
I told you I don't know. | One. |
One. | Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central. |
Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central. | Grand Central. You better not be fucking with me cause it's your ass on the line. |
And when I confronted him about his affair with Cecile he told me it was none of my business. Then when I said "Well what about Ronald," he said you were nothing more than a stupid... the n word and that you deserved what you got... | And this happened before you and I hooked up? |
And this happened before you and I hooked up? | It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me. |
It's been going on for a while. Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me. | Racist piece of shit. |
Racist piece of shit. | I'd be careful if I were you. God knows what he's up to. |
I'd be careful if I were you. God knows what he's up to. | He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass in. |
He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass in. | Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and -- |
Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and -- | Don't worry about it. I'll stay. |
Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual? | Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid. |
I don't find this very funny, | So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum. |
So that's what this is all about. We'll get together and plan your curriculum. | Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered. |
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered. | Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court? |
Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court? | Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way. |
Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way. | I see your point... though why should I care? |
I see your point... though why should I care? | I need you to seduce our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery. |
I need you to seduce our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery. | Sounds intriguing. |
Sounds intriguing. | She's quite cute you know. Young supple breasts, a tight firm ass and an uncharted pootie. |
Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer? | Could you be more desperate to read it? |
I'll give you something you've been jerking off about ever since our parents got married. | Be more specific. |
Be more specific. | In English. I'll fuck your brains out. |
In English. I'll fuck your brains out. | What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car. |
What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car. | Because I'm the only person you can't control and it kills you. |
Are you really? I mean, we've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that. | What is that? Oh my God, it's your conscience. |
You amaze me. | Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl it's wrong. Well let me tell you something, I didn't ask to be a girl. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty four seven, so I can be considered a "laaaady." Do you think I take great delight when I hea... |
Shut up. | What's your problem? |
What's your problem? | Nothing. |
Nothing. | She's really getting to you, isn't she? |
She's really getting to you, isn't she? | If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh. |
If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. She made me laugh. | And that's why you're losing your bet? |
And that's why you're losing your bet? | I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected. |
I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected. | Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride? |
Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride? | Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do. |
In any event, you still owe me my reward. | I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't fuck losers. |
I'm very sorry about that. I apologize. | I accept. Now get out. |
I accept. Now get out. | Get out? We had an arrangement. |
Get out? We had an arrangement. | Didn't you hear what I said? |
Didn't you hear what I said? | I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy. |
I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy. | Get out! |
Get out! | I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your ass down on the bed. |
I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your ass down on the bed. | And if I don't? |
And if I don't? | Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three. |
Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three. | I think you have your answer. |
I think you have your answer. | War it is. |
First of all, maam, I never touched your daughter and second, I would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines. | Oh don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell. |
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