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I mean, I've gone out with bums, but they were gorgeous. It's the only reason to go out with a bum. | This food's delicious. You're a wonderful cook. And you have a lovely home. |
This food's delicious. You're a wonderful cook. And you have a lovely home. | Jack, he's starting a conversation... |
Well, it's funny! Whatta want from me? | It's not funny. It's... sophomoric and mindless... and dumb. |
It's not funny. It's... sophomoric and mindless... and dumb. | Then why the hell do we watch all the time? |
Then why the hell do we watch all the time? | Because it makes me feel good to see how not funny it is and how America doesn't know the first thing about funny which makes it easier not being a famous funny TV celebrity because that would just mean that I'm not really talented. |
I can't tell you how distraught I was. All night long. What the hell happened? | I was attacked. |
I was attacked. | <u>What</u>! |
<u>What</u>! | Two kids tried to set me on fire. |
Two kids tried to set me on fire. | <u>Oh my God</u>... <u>What did they do</u>! <u>My</u> <u>God</u>!!! |
Oh, I used to be such a Catholic. | You still believe in God? |
You still believe in God? | Oh sure... Gotta believe in God. But I don't think God made man in his own image. No. 'Cause most of... the bullshit that happens, is because of men. No, I think man was made out of the devil's image and women were created out of God -- because women can have babies which is sorta like creating, and which also expl... |
I was not with a woman last night. I was out with Parry. | The moron? |
The moron? | He's not a moron. |
He's not a moron. | And who's Lydia? |
And who's Lydia? | Lydia is the girl Parry likes... And I thought, if I could get them together I... |
Lydia is the girl Parry likes... And I thought, if I could get them together I... | What? The curse'll be lifted? <u>Will</u> <u>you please</u>! |
What? The curse'll be lifted? <u>Will</u> <u>you please</u>! | I... You're not going to understand this. |
I... You're not going to understand this. | Don't treat me like I'm stupid. It pisses me off. |
Don't treat me like I'm stupid. It pisses me off. | All right... Sorry... I feel indebted to him. |
All right... Sorry... I feel indebted to him. | What does that mean? |
What does that mean? | See, I told you! |
See, I told you! | Well, what the hell does that mean? |
Well, what the hell does that mean? | I thought... if... if I can help him in some way... you know?... get him this girl he loves... Then... maybe.... things'll start changing for me... My luck, ya know... Maybe... Forget it... It's a stupid idea. |
You know, I can't believe I did it. You think it'll work out? | Who's knows. My Aunt Marge used to say, "some matches are made in heaven, some are made in hell and some are made in hardware stores". |
Who's knows. My Aunt Marge used to say, "some matches are made in heaven, some are made in hell and some are made in hardware stores". | Nothing it's just...I begining to understand you. |
Nothing it's just...I begining to understand you. | Well...I think you should feel very proud. You did a real nice thing for somebody else. I'm very proud. |
Well...I think you should feel very proud. You did a real nice thing for somebody else. I'm very proud. | You were great. Thanks alot. |
... I'd like to focus on my career - - now than I can, now that everything's all right... Parry's taken care of... and... Like I said, I feel like I know a lot more now and I don't... | First of all, let me tell you something -- you don't know shit. Second of all, as far as <u>we</u> go, what time do you need? What have we been doing here, except <u>time</u>? Have I ever... ever pressured you!? |
First of all, let me tell you something -- you don't know shit. Second of all, as far as <u>we</u> go, what time do you need? What have we been doing here, except <u>time</u>? Have I ever... ever pressured you!? | No. |
No. | No. So what time do you need? I love you -- you love me -- you want to get your career going, great! I'd like to be a part of it -- I think I deserve that! So what do you need to figure out alone!? |
You can't even give me that?! What were you gonna do, Jack?... Just gonna organize your life... ... walk out that door, move in by yourself and what -- drop the news when you find somebody else? What were you planning to do, Jack? | I didn't know. I just said all I want is some time. |
I didn't know. I just said all I want is some time. | Bullshit! If you're going to hurt me, you hurt me now -- not some long... drawn out hurt that takes weeks of my life because you don't have the balls! |
Bullshit! If you're going to hurt me, you hurt me now -- not some long... drawn out hurt that takes weeks of my life because you don't have the balls! | All right... I'll pack my stuff tonight. |
Um...I've got to run. I've bee doing this all day. Are you going to be all right? | Oh please!...I was born a Catholic in Brooklyn... I've been to hell and back.... I'll be fine... ....Thanks...You're a gem. |
You shouldn't hang around this neighborhood. | I... I was just leaving. |
I... I was just leaving. | People spend a lot of hard earned money for this neighborhood. It's not fair... looking out their windows to see your ass asleep on the streets... |
People spend a lot of hard earned money for this neighborhood. It's not fair... looking out their windows to see your ass asleep on the streets... | Yes... I... I agree... |
Yes... I... I agree... | Good. You believe this drunk? |
This is it. I'm in hell. Damned to an eternity of idiotic conversation. | Great place huh? |
Pretty impressive huh?...Don't let it scare you. I'll admit it's formidable but everything has it's weakness. | You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. This man has done nothing. |
You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. This man has done nothing. | O.K...let me explain this one more time...The Holly Grail is in -.... |
O.K...let me explain this one more time...The Holly Grail is in -.... | All right! Listen - please...don't start drooling or...rolling your eyes when I tell you this but - You shouldn't do this..There is no Holy Grail. |
All right! Listen - please...don't start drooling or...rolling your eyes when I tell you this but - You shouldn't do this..There is no Holy Grail. | Of course there is, Jack. What do you think the Crusades were - a frat initiation? I don't think so...There has to be a Grail. |
Of course there is, Jack. What do you think the Crusades were - a frat initiation? I don't think so...There has to be a Grail. | Look, you're only sort of insane, really. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. You could get a job... |
Look, you're only sort of insane, really. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. You could get a job... | I don't need a job. I have a quest. |
I don't need a job. I have a quest. | I take it back - you're fucking deranged... And you're going to get yourself killed trying to get in there! |
I take it back - you're fucking deranged... And you're going to get yourself killed trying to get in there! | Tch. You are so sweet...Now I know why you're saying this. ...You're afraid I'm in danger and you're trying to protect me. |
Tch. You are so sweet...Now I know why you're saying this. ...You're afraid I'm in danger and you're trying to protect me. | No. I think you're a moron and I don't want to get into trouble. |
Isn't it great up here... He's gone now, but we had him on the run! We would've had his ass if we had horses! He's running scared! | WHO! WHO'S RUNNING?!! WHO HAVE WE BEEN CHASING!?? CAN I ASK THIS QUESTION NOW!!! |
Holdin' my penis... | <u>Parry</u>! Close your pants... |
Unhand that degenerate - you adolescent ass of a one balled donkey! | It's just a bum...You know, there's enough in here for the two of you. |
It's just a bum...You know, there's enough in here for the two of you. | Ha, ha, ha, ha rubbish...now begone...before somebody drops a house on you!... |
You a fag too? | <u>Fag..a</u> <u>fag</u> <u>you</u> <u>say!?</u>... <u>"Curst</u> <u>wolf!</u> <u>Thy</u> <u>fury</u> <u>inward</u> <u>on</u> <u>thyself</u> <u>Pray</u> <u>and</u> <u>consume</u> <u>thee!"</u> |
<u>Fag..a</u> <u>fag</u> <u>you</u> <u>say!?</u>... <u>"Curst</u> <u>wolf!</u> <u>Thy</u> <u>fury</u> <u>inward</u> <u>on</u> <u>thyself</u> <u>Pray</u> <u>and</u> <u>consume</u> <u>thee!"</u> | Fuck you. |
Come on! Go for it! What the hell are they gonna do? They can't do nothin! | <u>Nothing!</u> <u>They</u> <u>can</u> <u>do</u> <u>nothing!</u> <u>Gentlemen!</u> |
You can't leave me tied up out here alone, you fucking faggot! | You won't be alone for long. |
Give 'em the horn, Bob. | Look at these assholes! What the hell are they doing?! |
Tell me what in the hell's going on, Elton! | I got accused a robbin' a fillin'station down in the Indian Nation, didn' I tell you... |
How 'bout if I just cut off your damn water? | I'm too moved by your gentility to speak. |
Why'nt you take 'at sign off your tit, Ray, an' let's go on out. | Out where? |
I can't help it, honey, the ball just keeps goin' cocky wobbly on me... | Will you just do what the hell I tell you... |
Will you just do what the hell I tell you... | I did, didn' I, El? |
I did, didn' I, El? | You got another ball comin'. |
Come on, DiPesto. We can still have a good time. | You're the pathetic one, not me. |
You're the pathetic one, not me. | I'm going on over there... |
I'm going on over there... | I'm not some piece a crap. |
I'm not some piece a crap. | I know you're not. |
I know you're not. | You treat me like I was. |
You treat me like I was. | I'm sorry. |
I'm sorry. | You go slippin' around in front a my face, an' in front a Elton an' Stoney. What do you imagine they think a someone you treat that way... |
You go slippin' around in front a my face, an' in front a Elton an' Stoney. What do you imagine they think a someone you treat that way... | Now, hand... |
Elton and Stoney know how I feel about you. An' they're just goin' to think I'm not too nice a guy, which I'm not, an' that you're a hell of a person puttin' up with me, that's all. | You're goin' a find me dead one time. |
You're goin' a find me dead one time. | Sssh, come on now... Be a good girl. |
Sssh, come on now... Be a good girl. | If you really want a get up an' leave me, you can read about it in the newsprint. |
If you really want a get up an' leave me, you can read about it in the newsprint. | I'm not going to get up an' leave you. Now let's go over to El's an' have a good time. |
I'm not going to get up an' leave you. Now let's go over to El's an' have a good time. | Do you love me, Bobby? |
Look at my car! Piece of shit! I just bought it brand new from a used-car lot, and the steering goes to the pot on me! | You're lucky no one was hurt. |
You're lucky no one was hurt. | Seven hundred dollars, down the toilet! I'd like to go back and punch the son of a bitch out! Can you give us a lift? |
Robert, I think you better just... | You're all full of shit! |
Haven't you got a jacket or anything with you? | No, I don't, I uh... it got burned up. Everything in the car got the shit burned out of it. All I got left is what I have on... |
No, I don't, I uh... it got burned up. Everything in the car got the shit burned out of it. All I got left is what I have on... | I've got an extra jacket behind the seat, if you want to put it on. |
I've got an extra jacket behind the seat, if you want to put it on. | No, it's okay. |
No, it's okay. | Suit yourself. But I'll tell you, where we're headed is gonna get colder'n hell. |
Suit yourself. But I'll tell you, where we're headed is gonna get colder'n hell. | It's all right. I'm fine. |
There'd never be a hole big enough. Now took at me, for instance, when I was just one person, before Bobby, I had so much garbage collectin' onto me every day, I was thinkin' about gettin a dispose all... | A dispose-all, what's that but more crap? I've never seen such crap. Oofh, I don't know how people get up in the morning. |
Don't fuck wit' me! Don't fuck wit' me. My lawyer's so good he'll have you workin in Alaska, so dress warn. | Aaron, how you doin'? |
Aaron, how you doin'? | Fine. |
Fine. | Look at me. |
Look at me. | What? |
What? | Why you have an attitude for? |
Why you have an attitude for? | Not now, I'm busy |
Not now, I'm busy | God, I just wanna speak to you. I just wanna speak to you the way I feel about you. |
God, I just wanna speak to you. I just wanna speak to you the way I feel about you. | Hurry up, you're wastin' my time, what the fuck. |
I wanna go out with you, I want to be part of your life. I want you to treat me the way a girlfriend should be treated. | Then don't go out with me. |
Then don't go out with me. | For once in your life have some respect for me, don't even curse at me or nothin'. |
For once in your life have some respect for me, don't even curse at me or nothin'. | Now she's tellin' me what the fuck to do. |
Now she's tellin' me what the fuck to do. | God, you drive me crazy. I just want you to know how I feel and you don't understand. |
God, you drive me crazy. I just want you to know how I feel and you don't understand. | Just get the fuck outta here. |
What are you going that way for? | I'm not goin' to 10th Street, people piss and shit in that pool, |
I'm not goin' to 10th Street, people piss and shit in that pool, | Where you goin'? |
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