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This guy Rory Breaker can afford to do the deal at the price we are selling. It's not worth him giving us trouble; he knows we would be a pain in the arse, and who wants a pain in the arse? | I would take a pain in the arse for half a million. |
I would take a pain in the arse for half a million. | You would take a pain ín the arse full stop. |
You would take a pain ín the arse full stop. | Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get. |
There's six black cocks sitting on the side of the road. How many beaks have they got between them? | Six. |
Six. | How many wings have they got between them? |
How many wings have they got between them? | Twelve. |
Twelve. | How many feet? |
How many feet? | Er, well, twelve. |
Er, well, twelve. | That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got? |
That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got? | How the fuck should I know? |
How the fuck should I know? | How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?] |
Chill, Winston, it's me and Charlie can see it's me, so what's the problem? | The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked. |
What are you carrying, Willy? | Er, fertilizer. |
Er, fertilizer. | You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying two bags of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willy. |
You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying two bags of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willy. | We need fertilizer, Winston. |
We need fertilizer, Winston. | We also need a fucking money counter, William! We have to get the money out by Thursday and I'll be buggered if I am counting it . . . and if you have to get your sodding fertilizer, couldn't you be a little more subtle? |
We also need a fucking money counter, William! We have to get the money out by Thursday and I'll be buggered if I am counting it . . . and if you have to get your sodding fertilizer, couldn't you be a little more subtle? | What do you mean? |
What do you mean? | I mean we grow copious amounts of ganja, and you don't look like your average hort-er-fucking-culturalist, that's what I mean, Willy. |
Why do you think they let us in on the "deal"? | They got people to fight. Arabs, yellow people, whatever. Might as well use us. |
They got people to fight. Arabs, yellow people, whatever. Might as well use us. | Do you think you've been discriminated against on this post? |
Do you think you've been discriminated against on this post? | No, sir. Not at all. |
No, sir. Not at all. | Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers? |
Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers? | No, sir. They all been real straight with me. |
Whole different story; isn't it? | You're fired. You're outta the department. |
You're fired. You're outta the department. | There's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your bullshit, Charley. You made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy. |
There's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your bullshit, Charley. You made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy. | You little pissant-- |
You little pissant-- | Now or later, Charley. You won't have any trouble finding me. |
The Longhorns gonna kick some serious butt this Saturday, you just watch. We got a kid at tailback from down your way--outta El Indio-- | That's in Maverick County. |
350 pounds. | What? |
What? | This boy from West Side, plays tackle both ways. Bench-presses 350 pounds. You imagine having that much weight on top of you? Pushing down? Be hard to breathe. Hard to swallow. |
This boy from West Side, plays tackle both ways. Bench-presses 350 pounds. You imagine having that much weight on top of you? Pushing down? Be hard to breathe. Hard to swallow. | I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter. |
I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter. | "I only got my little girl now," he says, "she's my lifeline." Then he tells me I can't be in the box anymore if I can't control myself. Sonofabitch don't even watch the damn game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the TV now and then. I do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real foo... |
"I only got my little girl now," he says, "she's my lifeline." Then he tells me I can't be in the box anymore if I can't control myself. Sonofabitch don't even watch the damn game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the TV now and then. I do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real foo... | You look good, Bunny. It's nice to see you. |
You look good, Bunny. It's nice to see you. | Thanks. I like it when you say that, Sam. |
Where'd he get all this? | Your mother got a brother--Alphonse-- |
Your mother got a brother--Alphonse-- | Uncle Al-- |
Uncle Al-- | Otis stood on good terms with the man. Whenever you do something makes the news, he sends it on. When they made you General, Otis just about drove away all our customers going on about it. |
Otis stood on good terms with the man. Whenever you do something makes the news, he sends it on. When they made you General, Otis just about drove away all our customers going on about it. | I'm a colonel. |
I'm a colonel. | Yeah, I know--Man made me memorize the whole damn Army chain of command before he'd marry me. So this is a big deal, commander and all? |
Yeah, I know--Man made me memorize the whole damn Army chain of command before he'd marry me. So this is a big deal, commander and all? | It's a small post and they're phasing it out in two years, but I moved up in rank and--well, a command is a command. |
It's a small post and they're phasing it out in two years, but I moved up in rank and--well, a command is a command. | Otis went on like you were that guy who won the Gulf War. Colin whatsit. |
Otis went on like you were that guy who won the Gulf War. Colin whatsit. | My mother said he never asked about-- |
My mother said he never asked about-- | He never asked her. |
Men worked for Santa Anna down there, waited out the Civil War. The land wasn't much to feed people on, so in 1870 they come north and put up at Fort Duncan and the men joined up what was called the Seminole Negro Indian Scouts. Best trackers either side of the border. Bandits, rustlers, Texas rednecks, Kiowa, Comanche... | They fought against the Indians? |
They fought against the Indians? | Same as they done in Mexico. |
Same as they done in Mexico. | But they were Indians themselves. |
But they were Indians themselves. | They were in the Army. Like your father. |
They were in the Army. Like your father. | You know who I am? |
You know who I am? | I got a pretty good guess. |
I got a pretty good guess. | That guy who got shot-- |
That guy who got shot-- | You didn't go telling your father you were here? |
You didn't go telling your father you were here? | Are you kidding? And face a court- martial? |
Are you kidding? And face a court- martial? | He's a pretty tough old man, huh? |
He's a pretty tough old man, huh? | No sports if I don't keep a B average, no TV on school nights, no PDA's-- |
No sports if I don't keep a B average, no TV on school nights, no PDA's-- | PDA? |
PDA? | Public Display of Affection. Every time he moves up a rank, it's like he's got to tighten the screws a little more-- |
Public Display of Affection. Every time he moves up a rank, it's like he's got to tighten the screws a little more-- | Well-- |
Well-- | I mean, just 'cause he didn't--you know-- |
I mean, just 'cause he didn't--you know-- | Didn't have a father? |
Didn't have a father? | He's still pissed off about it. |
He's still pissed off about it. | When you're his age you'll still be pissed off about him. |
What? | It's a lead mine. |
It's a lead mine. | Right. |
Right. | I don't know why I'm talking to you, you've got that thing on your head. |
I don't know why I'm talking to you, you've got that thing on your head. | You finding lots of cactus and shit? |
You finding lots of cactus and shit? | It's not just cactus. There's the nopals, the yuccas-- |
It's not just cactus. There's the nopals, the yuccas-- | Looks like a lot of cactus to me. |
Looks like a lot of cactus to me. | Man knows a hundred-fifty varieties of beer, he can't tell a poinsettia from a prickly pear. |
Man knows a hundred-fifty varieties of beer, he can't tell a poinsettia from a prickly pear. | Cliff-- |
Cliff-- | You live in a place, you should know something about it. Explore-- |
You live in a place, you should know something about it. Explore-- | Cliff-- |
Now I'm just as liberal as the next guy-- | If the next guy's a redneck. |
If the next guy's a redneck. | --but I gotta say I think there's something to this cold climate business. I mean, you go to the beach- what do you do? Drink a few beers, wait for a fish to flop up on the sand. Can't build no civilization that way. You got a hard winter coming, though, you got to plan ahead, and that gives your cerebral cortex a work... |
--but I gotta say I think there's something to this cold climate business. I mean, you go to the beach- what do you do? Drink a few beers, wait for a fish to flop up on the sand. Can't build no civilization that way. You got a hard winter coming, though, you got to plan ahead, and that gives your cerebral cortex a work... | Good deal you were born down here, then. |
Good deal you were born down here, then. | You joke about it, Sam, but we are in a state of crisis. The lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your Daddy understood that. He was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this damn menudo w... |
You joke about it, Sam, but we are in a state of crisis. The lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your Daddy understood that. He was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this damn menudo w... | You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job. |
You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job. | Take that pair over in the corner-- |
Every other damn thing in the country is called after Martin Luther King, they can't let our side have one measly park? | King wasn't Mexican, Fenton-- |
King wasn't Mexican, Fenton-- | Bad enough all the street names are in Spanish-- |
You don't remember anything else from that last night you saw him, do you? | I told the story enough times--hell, we were just in the car, he was stewing about the fight with Buddy while we drove over to Roderick Bledsoe's-- |
I told the story enough times--hell, we were just in the car, he was stewing about the fight with Buddy while we drove over to Roderick Bledsoe's-- | Bledso |
Bledso | He owned the colored roadhouse before Big O-- |
He owned the colored roadhouse before Big O-- | He still living? |
He still living? | No. I think his widow's still in their place in Darktown, though. You think it's Charley Wade, huh? |
No. I think his widow's still in their place in Darktown, though. You think it's Charley Wade, huh? | Forensics people are sure of it. You have any idea who might have put him there? |
Besides my father, I mean. | There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years. |
There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years. | And Buddy was one of them. |
And Buddy was one of them. | We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a hell of a time to be draggin' up old business. |
We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a hell of a time to be draggin' up old business. | People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it. |
People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it. | And I understand why you might want to think he could. |
Imonna find out one way or the other. | Your father had the finest sense of justice of any man I ever met-- |
Your father had the finest sense of justice of any man I ever met-- | Yeah, and my mother was a saint. For fifteen years the whole damn town knew he had another woman on the side. Stole ten thousand dollars to set her up in business. But hell, what's that? You got a problem? Buddy'll fix it. Facing some time in jail? Buddy'll knock half of it off-- if you do what he says, when he says. Y... |
Yeah, and my mother was a saint. For fifteen years the whole damn town knew he had another woman on the side. Stole ten thousand dollars to set her up in business. But hell, what's that? You got a problem? Buddy'll fix it. Facing some time in jail? Buddy'll knock half of it off-- if you do what he says, when he says. Y... | Buddy Deeds-- |
Buddy Deeds-- | Buddy Deeds was a murderer. |
There must have been somebody. | I was too busy. |
I was too busy. | Nobody's too busy. |
Nobody's too busy. | Maybe now. It was different back then. I had this place, I was doing all the shopping, all the cooking. What do I need some chulo with grease under his nails to drink up the profit? |
Maybe now. It was different back then. I had this place, I was doing all the shopping, all the cooking. What do I need some chulo with grease under his nails to drink up the profit? | Thank you. |
Thank you. | I don't mean Fernando. |
I don't mean Fernando. | Mami, the first time I brought him home, those were your exact words-- "some chulo with grease under his nails." |
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