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Have we met before?
No.
No.
Only I forget. They give me pills, you know, to keep me... even... and... I forget things,
Only I forget. They give me pills, you know, to keep me... even... and... I forget things,
Well, you didn't forget me. I just came because I wanted to know if you knew a man called Butterfield.
Well, you didn't forget me. I just came because I wanted to know if you knew a man called Butterfield.
Maybe... I... don't...
Maybe... I... don't...
What about Philip Swann?
What about Philip Swann?
I knew Swann. He's a fucking liar.
Don't touch me. He's got... got into my head.
You want to be like that, Swann? Mud and shit?
How'd your interview go? I'm sure you charmed the hell out of Sally.
She's a talk show host. They can't be charmed. By definition.
What a...jerk!
Peter, are you okay?
George, come in. What the hell happened to you?
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
Sure it is. If the guards did this, we can file charges.
Sure it is. If the guards did this, we can file charges.
Not the guards. Some of the prisoners are easily disturbed.
Not the guards. Some of the prisoners are easily disturbed.
You have to tell me who did it.
Last night a guy named John Townsend tried to shoot me and now I find out you knew him. What the fuck is going on?
Please, the children.
Nah.
Why not?
Why not?
You might be the only one with a job.
You might be the only one with a job.
Baby, don't talk like that. Your rehab's going well. You'll be back before you know it.
Baby, don't talk like that. Your rehab's going well. You'll be back before you know it.
Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it. Busting my ass, for what?
Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it. Busting my ass, for what?
To do what you love.
To do what you love.
I don't know sometimes.
I don't know sometimes.
You're just scared. I know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be. I believe in you. You just have to get back on the court. Like you'd get back on a horse.
You're just scared. I know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be. I believe in you. You just have to get back on the court. Like you'd get back on a horse.
A horse?
A horse?
Don't make fun of me when I'm being wonderful and supportive. You belong on the court. Just like I belong in the stands, looking cute and cheering you on.
That too tight?
No.
No.
Mom's going to hate it.
Mom's going to hate it.
Always on my ass, anyway.
Always on my ass, anyway.
Like you don't give her a hard time.
Like you don't give her a hard time.
Just cause I don't kiss her booty like you...
What's up with that?
Hey, don't take it personal. And don't think just cause we play the same position we have to compete with each other. We're teammates, okay?
Hey, don't take it personal. And don't think just cause we play the same position we have to compete with each other. We're teammates, okay?
Thanks, Sidra.
Thanks, Sidra.
Besides. I've been starting point the last two years. Ain't no way some dumb- ass freshman is taking my spot.
What's up?
Just wanted to say good game.
Just wanted to say good game.
But?
But?
No buts. Took a lot of heart to take that charge.
No buts. Took a lot of heart to take that charge.
Thanks.
Thanks.
But that was a dumb-ass pass to Toni. Ten seconds left, you run out the clock.
Can you take that damn thing off the table.
You mean my championship trophy? My bad.
What's that?
Some note Shawnee Easton told me to give to you.
Some note Shawnee Easton told me to give to you.
Big-ass titties?
Why she gotta be a ho, just cause she wants to get with me.
She's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.
She's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.
And?
And?
And? She's not saying, "I think you're a nice guy and I wanna get to know you better," she's saying, "I wanna bone."
And? She's not saying, "I think you're a nice guy and I wanna get to know you better," she's saying, "I wanna bone."
So she's honest.
So she's honest.
Yeah, an honest tramp-ass ho. But I guess you'll stick your dick in anything.
Yeah, an honest tramp-ass ho. But I guess you'll stick your dick in anything.
Didn't know you cared so much.
Didn't know you cared so much.
I don't.
I don't.
So who you going to the dance with, Spalding?
So who you going to the dance with, Spalding?
Who's Spalding?
See, that's why you ain't getting recruited.
Who said I'm not getting recruited?
Who said I'm not getting recruited?
Your hot-ass temper.
Please, you jump in some guy's face, talk smack and you get a pat on your ass. But because I'm a female, I get told to calm down and act like a "lady". I'm a ballplayer, okay. A ball player.
With a jacked-up attitude.
With a jacked-up attitude.
Didn't know you cared so much.
Didn't know you cared so much.
I don't.
I don't.
Good.
Why?
Cause I don't just stick my dick in anything.
Oh, Kerry, this is Monica. Monica, Kerry.
What the hell's going on?
What the hell's going on?
We're going to get some food.
We're going to get some food.
Are you out of your mind?
Can we talk?
Talk to your new girlfriend.
Talk to your new girlfriend.
I just took the ho to Burger King, alright.
I just took the ho to Burger King, alright.
Cheap date.
Cheap date.
Least she had time for me.
Least she had time for me.
So you fucked around to prove a point!
So you fucked around to prove a point!
I just said I didn't fuck around. But you got your head so far up your ass it took a cheap date for you to notice me.
I just said I didn't fuck around. But you got your head so far up your ass it took a cheap date for you to notice me.
What, "Q-man", did I forget to kiss your ass like everybody else?
What, "Q-man", did I forget to kiss your ass like everybody else?
You forgot to be there.
You forgot to be there.
That night you wanted to talk about your Dad I had a curfew. What was I supposed to do?
That night you wanted to talk about your Dad I had a curfew. What was I supposed to do?
Stay!
Stay!
If I stayed, I wouldn't be starting!
If I stayed, I wouldn't be starting!
Least you got your priorities straight.
Least you got your priorities straight.
I never asked you to choose.
I never asked you to choose.
Never had to.
Never had to.
I'm a ballplayer. If anyone knows what that means it should be you.
I'm a ballplayer. If anyone knows what that means it should be you.
Well, if all you care about is basketball, why you fucking me? Go fuck Dick Vitale.
What?
I'm going through a lot of shit right now, more than you have time for.
I'm going through a lot of shit right now, more than you have time for.
How are you going to tell me what I have time for? I mean, whatever I did...we can fix this.
How are you going to tell me what I have time for? I mean, whatever I did...we can fix this.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
You don't think so?
You don't think so?
Look, I'm entering the draft.
Look, I'm entering the draft.
You're what?
You're what?
I decided to go pro. And who knows where I'll end up, you know?
So, how's pro-ball, Europe?
We won the championship.
We won the championship.
Still working on being the first girl in the NBA?
Still working on being the first girl in the NBA?
Well, I tried sneaking in after college, but they found breasts during my physical.
Well, I tried sneaking in after college, but they found breasts during my physical.
Funny. I never did.
Funny. I never did.
Kiss my ass.
I heard enough.
What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the shit won't go away.
What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the shit won't go away.
We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?
We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?
I know, I probably should have said it two weeks ago.
You haven't changed. You still think the sun rises and sets on your ass. Well, guess what, it doesn't.
Then why are you so upset?
Then why are you so upset?
Because you don't pull this on someone who's about to get married.
Because you don't pull this on someone who's about to get married.
Better late than never, right?
Better late than never, right?
Wrong.
You're out of your mind.
So you're gonna bitch up?
So you're gonna bitch up?
What's that supposed to be, psychology?
What's that supposed to be, psychology?
I know why you broke up with me in college. And not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what I did was, too. So if you forgive me, I'll forgive you.
I know why you broke up with me in college. And not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what I did was, too. So if you forgive me, I'll forgive you.
Monica, after that stuff with my dad, I couldn't trust anybody, okay. I mean, I was lost. So you are forgiven. But that was five years ago. I moved on.
Zeke.
What? Oh, and, uh, don't say "shit."
I had some players to see and hands to shake.
At one in the morning?
At one in the morning?
I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.