MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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How do you feel?	All right, I guess. One hell of a hangover. Look, Ripley... I...
All right, I guess. One hell of a hangover. Look, Ripley... I...	Forget it.
Are there any questions? Hudson?	How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?
Let's get the fuck out of here!	Not that tunnel, the other one!
Well that's great! That's just fucking great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty shit now!	Are you finished? You okay?
We got problems.	I don't fucking believe this. Do you believe this?
Removed surgically before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachuk, John L. Died during procedure. They killed him getting it off.	Poor bastard.
Yeah, bullshit. Watch us.	Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got out asses kicked, pal!
The analysis team which went over your shuttle centimeter by centimeter found no physical evidence of the creature you describe...	That's because I blew it out the Goddamn airlock! Like I said.
Is she a good fuck?	What??
What??	I assume she's the virtuoso in that department. There can't be any other reason you'd marry someone like that.
No! I won't have him back.	But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding.
But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding.	Hardly.
Hardly.	Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese slut is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him.
Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese slut is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him.	I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.
I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.	Sir -
Sir -	Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.
Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.	Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you - let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.
Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you - let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.	And how will you make him keep it?
And how will you make him keep it?	Oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. Please, Your Grace, give him one more chance.
Oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. Please, Your Grace, give him one more chance.	You have leave to try.
You have leave to try.	Oh, Your Grace - I thank Your Grace! I thank you!
Oh, ha, ha, ha.	Sra-I'm-sick! Sra-I'm sick!
Sra-I'm-sick! Sra-I'm sick!	Yes, you are. You're very sick.
Yes, you are. You're very sick.	No, no. Say it backwards, shit-wit. Sra-I'm-sick Say it backwards!
No, no. Say it backwards, shit-wit. Sra-I'm-sick Say it backwards!	Sra-I'm-sick. Sick - kiss I'm - my Kiss my! Sra-I'm-sick - Kiss my arse!
Sra-I'm-sick. Sick - kiss I'm - my Kiss my! Sra-I'm-sick - Kiss my arse!	Em iram! Em iram!
Em iram! Em iram!	No, I'm not playing this game.
No, I'm not playing this game.	No, this is serious. Say it backwards.
No, this is serious. Say it backwards.	No!
No!	Just say it - you'll see. It's very serious. Em iram! Em iram!
Just say it - you'll see. It's very serious. Em iram! Em iram!	Iram - marry Em - marry me! No, no! You're a fiend. I'm not going to marry a fiend. A dirty fiend at that.
Iram - marry Em - marry me! No, no! You're a fiend. I'm not going to marry a fiend. A dirty fiend at that.	Ui-vol-i-tub!
Ui-vol-i-tub!	Tub - but i-tub - but I vol - love but I love ui - You. I love you!
There's a young girl to see you.	What does she want?
What does she want?	I don't know.
I don't know.	Well, ask her!
Well, ask her!	She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.
She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.	Oh, damn!
Look, you little clown, do you know how many people I've hired for you? Do you know how many people are waiting?	Leave him alone!
Leave him alone!	I'm paying these people. Do you realize that?
I'm paying these people. Do you realize that?	He's doing his best.
He's doing his best.	I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!
I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!	You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!
You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!	Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?
Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?	Money! Money!
Money! Money!	You're mad! She's mad, Wolfi.
You're mad! She's mad, Wolfi.	Oh yes, and who are you? He's worked for Kings. For the Emperor. Who are you?
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Down there, damn you. Welcome to you. Pay no attention, they're impossible. Stop it, you willful things! Come this way. Just ignore them. They're perfectly harmless, just willful. I treat them just like my own children.	And which one of them do you want me to teach?
And which one of them do you want me to teach?	What? Ha-ha! That's funny - I like it. Which one, eh? You're a funny fellow. Hannah! Come this way.
That's wonderful!	Yes, yes - go on. The Voca Me. Suddenly sotto voce. Write that down: sotto voce, pianissimo. Voca me cum benedictis. Call me among the blessed.
C Major. Sopranos and altos in thirds. Altos on C. Sopranos above. Vo-ca, vo-ca me, vo-ca me cum be-ne- dic-tis.	Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?
Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?	Yes, and on 'dictis'.
Yes, and on 'dictis'.	Yes!
Oh dear girl, your extracurricular activities are of no consequence to me. I don't give a damn who you sleep with. I'm concerned about David.	Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.	It's a full moon. Where is he?
It's a full moon. Where is he?	At my flat. I'm off at midnight and...
Hello. You all right?	I'm sorry I woke you up.
I'm sorry I woke you up.	Don't be silly. Can I get you something?
Don't be silly. Can I get you something?	No, thank you. Just keep me company for a while.
No, thank you. Just keep me company for a while.	That's easy enough.
That's easy enough.	I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.
I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.	David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away.
David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away.	Will you come with me?
Will you come with me?	What?
What?	I'm serious. You don't know me and I know nothing about you. We have a perfect relationship.
I'm serious. You don't know me and I know nothing about you. We have a perfect relationship.	Now, David, I said I would keep you company, but I meant right here and now.
Now, David, I said I would keep you company, but I meant right here and now.	Will you think about it?
Will you think about it?	How did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?
How did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?	Not just a patient -- me.
Not just a patient -- me.	You're being awfully forward, aren't you?
You're being awfully forward, aren't you?	Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.
Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.	All I am to you is a sex fantasy then?
All I am to you is a sex fantasy then?	Now I'm embarrassed.
Now I'm embarrassed.	Good. I thought for a moment I was the only embarrassed one in the room.
Alex, I've lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo! But you know what? I feel terrific!	The zoo?
The zoo?	Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane. What did I do last night, Alex?
Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane. What did I do last night, Alex?	Don't you remember?
Don't you remember?	I said goodbye to you. I was locked out of the flat. I climbed the wall and came in through the bathroom window. I started to read and then I was naked at the zoo! I guess I am out of my fucking mind.
David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.	Rational!?! I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!
He all right?	Yes, I should think. He called out just now.
Yes, I should think. He called out just now.	He's an American, you know. Dr. Hirsch is going to fetch round one of those Embassy fellows to see him.
He's an American, you know. Dr. Hirsch is going to fetch round one of those Embassy fellows to see him.	Chart says he's from New York.
Chart says he's from New York.	I think he's a Jew.
I think he's a Jew.	Why on earth do you say that?
Why on earth do you say that?	I looked.
I looked.	Really, Susan, I don't think that was very proper, and besides, it's common practice now.
All right, you two, move along.	Hey, you asshole! I want you to arrest me!
Hey, you asshole! I want you to arrest me!	There's no call for that kind of language.
There's no call for that kind of language.	Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!
Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!	Now see here young man.
Now see here young man.	Shakespeare was French! The Queen Mother sucks cocks in hell! Shit! Fuck! Piss!
Miss Price! Miss Price, please!	Get your fucking hands off me! What the hell is going on here?
Did you get a good look at the man who attacked you?	I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog.
I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog.	Yes.
Yes.	Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.
Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.	You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.
You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.	Did you see Jack?
Did you see Jack?	No. In fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here.
No. In fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here.	Did you talk to the police in East Proctor? Did the cops go to The Slaughtered Lamb?

How do you feel?

All right, I guess. One hell of a hangover. Look, Ripley... I...

Forget it.

Are there any questions? Hudson?

How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?

Let's get the fuck out of here!

Not that tunnel, the other one!

Well that's great! That's just fucking great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty shit now!

Are you finished? You okay?

We got problems.

I don't fucking believe this. Do you believe this?

Removed surgically before embryo implantation. Subject: Marachuk, John L. Died during procedure. They killed him getting it off.

Poor bastard.

Yeah, bullshit. Watch us.

Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got out asses kicked, pal!

The analysis team which went over your shuttle centimeter by centimeter found no physical evidence of the creature you describe...

That's because I blew it out the Goddamn airlock! Like I said.

Is she a good fuck?

What??

I assume she's the virtuoso in that department. There can't be any other reason you'd marry someone like that.

No! I won't have him back.

But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding.

Hardly.

Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese slut is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him.

I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.

Sir -

Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.

Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you - let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.

And how will you make him keep it?

Oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. Please, Your Grace, give him one more chance.

You have leave to try.

Oh, Your Grace - I thank Your Grace! I thank you!

Oh, ha, ha, ha.

Sra-I'm-sick! Sra-I'm sick!

Yes, you are. You're very sick.

No, no. Say it backwards, shit-wit. Sra-I'm-sick Say it backwards!

Sra-I'm-sick. Sick - kiss I'm - my Kiss my! Sra-I'm-sick - Kiss my arse!

Em iram! Em iram!

No, I'm not playing this game.

No, this is serious. Say it backwards.

No!

Just say it - you'll see. It's very serious. Em iram! Em iram!

Iram - marry Em - marry me! No, no! You're a fiend. I'm not going to marry a fiend. A dirty fiend at that.

Ui-vol-i-tub!

Tub - but i-tub - but I vol - love but I love ui - You. I love you!

There's a young girl to see you.

What does she want?

I don't know.

Well, ask her!

She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.

Oh, damn!

Look, you little clown, do you know how many people I've hired for you? Do you know how many people are waiting?

Leave him alone!

I'm paying these people. Do you realize that?

He's doing his best.

I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!

You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!

Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?

Money! Money!

You're mad! She's mad, Wolfi.

Oh yes, and who are you? He's worked for Kings. For the Emperor. Who are you?

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Down there, damn you. Welcome to you. Pay no attention, they're impossible. Stop it, you willful things! Come this way. Just ignore them. They're perfectly harmless, just willful. I treat them just like my own children.

And which one of them do you want me to teach?

What? Ha-ha! That's funny - I like it. Which one, eh? You're a funny fellow. Hannah! Come this way.

That's wonderful!

Yes, yes - go on. The Voca Me. Suddenly sotto voce. Write that down: sotto voce, pianissimo. Voca me cum benedictis. Call me among the blessed.

C Major. Sopranos and altos in thirds. Altos on C. Sopranos above. Vo-ca, vo-ca me, vo-ca me cum be-ne- dic-tis.

Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?

Yes, and on 'dictis'.

Yes!

Oh dear girl, your extracurricular activities are of no consequence to me. I don't give a damn who you sleep with. I'm concerned about David.

Yes, sir.

It's a full moon. Where is he?

At my flat. I'm off at midnight and...

Hello. You all right?

I'm sorry I woke you up.

Don't be silly. Can I get you something?

No, thank you. Just keep me company for a while.

That's easy enough.

I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.

David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away.

Will you come with me?

What?

I'm serious. You don't know me and I know nothing about you. We have a perfect relationship.

Now, David, I said I would keep you company, but I meant right here and now.

Will you think about it?

How did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?

Not just a patient -- me.

You're being awfully forward, aren't you?

Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.

All I am to you is a sex fantasy then?

Now I'm embarrassed.

Good. I thought for a moment I was the only embarrassed one in the room.

Alex, I've lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo! But you know what? I feel terrific!

The zoo?

Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane. What did I do last night, Alex?

Don't you remember?

I said goodbye to you. I was locked out of the flat. I climbed the wall and came in through the bathroom window. I started to read and then I was naked at the zoo! I guess I am out of my fucking mind.

David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.

Rational!?! I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!

He all right?

Yes, I should think. He called out just now.

He's an American, you know. Dr. Hirsch is going to fetch round one of those Embassy fellows to see him.

Chart says he's from New York.

I think he's a Jew.

Why on earth do you say that?

I looked.

Really, Susan, I don't think that was very proper, and besides, it's common practice now.

All right, you two, move along.

Hey, you asshole! I want you to arrest me!

There's no call for that kind of language.

Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!

Now see here young man.

Shakespeare was French! The Queen Mother sucks cocks in hell! Shit! Fuck! Piss!

Miss Price! Miss Price, please!

Get your fucking hands off me! What the hell is going on here?

Did you get a good look at the man who attacked you?

I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog.

Yes.

Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.

You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.

Did you see Jack?

No. In fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here.

Did you talk to the police in East Proctor? Did the cops go to The Slaughtered Lamb?