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Shit. | Shit? |
Shit? | No, no... don't say that. Bad word. |
No, no... don't say that. Bad word. | Shit... shit... what shit? |
Shit... shit... what shit? | Stop!! Enough!! Jesus! You're worse than a parrot!! |
You thought we were a different planet?! | No. My ship was doing a map of all the suns and... |
No. My ship was doing a map of all the suns and... | Stars... When a sun is far away, we call it a 'star.' |
Stars... When a sun is far away, we call it a 'star.' | We were doing a map of the stars and all the other things up there when we saw a small ship. My... eh... we kidnapped it. On it there was a map that said how to come to Earth. This was very important. Before then, we thought we were the only people in all the stars. |
We were doing a map of the stars and all the other things up there when we saw a small ship. My... eh... we kidnapped it. On it there was a map that said how to come to Earth. This was very important. Before then, we thought we were the only people in all the stars. | You did? That's funny. So did we. |
You did? That's funny. So did we. | Yes? |
Yes? | Yes. |
Yes. | We told our home, and the people who tell us what to do on my planet said to come and look but not to talk, not to land, not to shoot. Just to look from up there. We came and... the driver of my ship... |
We told our home, and the people who tell us what to do on my planet said to come and look but not to talk, not to land, not to shoot. Just to look from up there. We came and... the driver of my ship... | The captain... |
The captain... | The captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from Earth to take home. The police came and shot at us. One of the people from my ship was killed. |
The captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from Earth to take home. The police came and shot at us. One of the people from my ship was killed. | Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry. Was he a good friend? |
Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry. Was he a good friend? | I don't understand 'friend.' |
I don't understand 'friend.' | A friend is a person that is good to you... someone you like to be with... someone you like to laugh with... |
A friend is a person that is good to you... someone you like to be with... someone you like to laugh with... | He was a good friend... The captain took the ship away fast and I was not in the ship. |
He was a good friend... The captain took the ship away fast and I was not in the ship. | The police shouldn't have started shooting. But you can hardly blame them. You surprised them. They didn't know you were up there. When they saw you, they thought you were here to hurt us. |
The police shouldn't have started shooting. But you can hardly blame them. You surprised them. They didn't know you were up there. When they saw you, they thought you were here to hurt us. | I understand. |
I understand. | Sounds like your captain's going to get hell when he gets back home. |
Sounds like your captain's going to get hell when he gets back home. | What is hell? |
What is hell? | It's bad. |
It's bad. | He will. |
You are cold. | You're damn right I am. |
You're damn right I am. | I do not get cold. |
This is crazy. We don't have time for this. | I know how to gamble now. |
I know how to gamble now. | You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship. |
You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship. | I want to get money for you and the baby. |
I want to get money for you and the baby. | I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine. |
I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine. | Inflation, tuition, college. Children are damned expensive. I know. |
Inflation, tuition, college. Children are damned expensive. I know. | The cook again? |
The cook again? | Yes. |
Yes. | If I ever run into that guy, I'm going to kick his ass. |
The yellow one. | Oh, wow... I'll tell you what. When the baby is born, we'll go out in my back yard and wave to you. |
Oh, wow... I'll tell you what. When the baby is born, we'll go out in my back yard and wave to you. | I will wave to you. |
They're gonna let some local cop blow him away. | Save us all a lot of trouble. |
Save us all a lot of trouble. | Jesus Lyman, you're an ignorant fool. |
Jesus Lyman, you're an ignorant fool. | Bullshit! |
Bullshit! | You have no conception of this, do you? |
You have no conception of this, do you? | You jerk! You look at all the sweetness and light and goodness you think'll come out of this. You know what's gonna come out of this... The end of religion, the end of civilization, the end of the earth. We could become slaves, we could become a colony of these things. Don't you see that? Are you too stupid to see that... |
Is there a reward in this? | Huh?... Eh... no, there isn't |
Huh?... Eh... no, there isn't | Because I'm the one who called the police, you know. |
Because I'm the one who called the police, you know. | Yeah, thanks. We appreciate that. |
Yeah, thanks. We appreciate that. | Hey, it's none of my business why you're chasing a retard... You want my opinion, it's the girl. She had to hold the guy's hand all the way to the car like he was a kid. |
Hey, it's none of my business why you're chasing a retard... You want my opinion, it's the girl. She had to hold the guy's hand all the way to the car like he was a kid. | You saw that? |
You saw that? | Hey... he didn't look like no big time criminal to me. |
Okay, let's get you wired up. I hope this axle grease you got in your hair doesn't screw up the squid receptors. | What's all this squid shit? |
Superconducting QUantum Interference Device. SQUID. Got it? There's gonna be a test. | Hey, fuck you, man. |
Hey, fuck you, man. | Easy, Eduardo, easy. Preserve a sense of humor at all times. Okay, the receptor rig... what I'm putting on your head... sends a signal to the recorder. See we call it "being wired," but there's no wire. You gotta keep the recorder close... five, six feet away max, like in your jacket pocket by the bed or wherever y... |
Easy, Eduardo, easy. Preserve a sense of humor at all times. Okay, the receptor rig... what I'm putting on your head... sends a signal to the recorder. See we call it "being wired," but there's no wire. You gotta keep the recorder close... five, six feet away max, like in your jacket pocket by the bed or wherever y... | Yeah, right. |
The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she's giving head. | Fuck you. |
Fuck you. | Maybe later. |
You can't just... kill him. | I'm not. Just a little poach job. |
I'm not. Just a little poach job. | Jesus. |
Jesus. | Hey, he was going to kill you. And this ratfuck paid to have Iris killed, to save his own sorry ass. |
Who did it? | Don't know. But this guy's real damaged goods. Iris knew someone was after her... and she said you were in danger too. Now no more games, Faith. Whatever you're hiding, whatever's going on, you have to get out of here now. Come with me right now. Don't even think about it. |
Don't know. But this guy's real damaged goods. Iris knew someone was after her... and she said you were in danger too. Now no more games, Faith. Whatever you're hiding, whatever's going on, you have to get out of here now. Come with me right now. Don't even think about it. | Then what? Then what, Lenny?! You going to protect me? Big tough guy. You're a talker, Lenny. You don't even have a gun. |
Then what? Then what, Lenny?! You going to protect me? Big tough guy. You're a talker, Lenny. You don't even have a gun. | I have a gun. It's under my bed. |
I have a gun. It's under my bed. | You don't know what you're fucking with here. |
You don't know what you're fucking with here. | Tell me. |
You see the look on that preppy puke's face? Fuckin' pissed in his Topsiders. | Okay. It was funny. But it cost me money. |
Okay. It was funny. But it cost me money. | Come on, amigo, the world's full of marks. And nobody knows how to work 'em like you do, pal. You could sell a goddamn rat's asshole for a wedding ring! Let me buy you a drink. |
Come on, amigo, the world's full of marks. And nobody knows how to work 'em like you do, pal. You could sell a goddamn rat's asshole for a wedding ring! Let me buy you a drink. | Least you can do. |
Shoulda told me about your new gig, buddy. | I was gonna tell ya. Hey, it's just a job. I feel like shit about it. |
I was gonna tell ya. Hey, it's just a job. I feel like shit about it. | You should feel like shit. |
You should feel like shit. | I figured, what the hell, I could take the prick's money and make sure Faith was OK at the same time. Do us both good. Right? |
I figured, what the hell, I could take the prick's money and make sure Faith was OK at the same time. Do us both good. Right? | Fairly twisted logic, Max, even for you. Hey, at least you got a job! Watch her for me. Stay on her. |
Fairly twisted logic, Max, even for you. Hey, at least you got a job! Watch her for me. Stay on her. | I'm on her. |
Whattya mean? | All I'm saying... you don't know how high up the food chain this thing goes. I've heard stuff. |
All I'm saying... you don't know how high up the food chain this thing goes. I've heard stuff. | What stuff? |
What stuff? | Smoke. Rumors. I've heard stuff about a death squad. A group a guys loyal to the hardline school. Guys that've had too many years of city hall and the review boards and the goddamn media pissing down their necks, suspending cops right and left, tying their hands... while outa the other side a their mouths these sam... |
Jesus. | Yeah. So don't walk near me in public, alright. |
Yeah. So don't walk near me in public, alright. | Thanks, buddy. See... things weren't bad enough. They weren't fucking bad enough! |
Mace... no disrespect... but you run this on the 11 o'clock news, by midnight you got the biggest riot in history. They'll see the fucking smoke from Canada. | Okay... what about Strickland? |
Okay... what about Strickland? | No. Bad idea. |
He's got her up in the room, under guard. And he's still working the party... acting smooth like nothin's nothin'. So buddy... I say we work a trade. | What do you mean? |
What do you mean? | Give him the tape. See? It's fucking brilliant! The tape for Faith. I know he'll go for it. I can set it up. |
Give him the tape. See? It's fucking brilliant! The tape for Faith. I know he'll go for it. I can set it up. | This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right? |
This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right? | Come on! If he gives us any shit, we kill 'em all. Whattya say? Just get your butt down here. If I'm not at the shindig downstairs go to the room. It's 2203. You writin'? |
Only he doesn't know about me and Faith. So I say to myself, if I turn the job down, he just gets somebody else. And I lose Faith... to coin a phrase. So to buy time, I do the skank. I still gotta do something about Tran... I figure it's him or me... but I can't cap him without a chump to take the fall. And who be... | And who was, regrettably, also your best fucking friend. |
And who was, regrettably, also your best fucking friend. | No plan is perfect, Lenny. Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway. |
No plan is perfect, Lenny. Hey, cheer up. World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway. | You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump. |
You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump. | You got froggy on me a couple times. |
So there never was a death squad. | Naawww. |
Naawww. | Just those two loose-cannon cops running around covering their butts. |
Just those two loose-cannon cops running around covering their butts. | Yeah. Pretty zany, huh? All this shit caused by a random traffic stop. Hey... nothing means nothing. You know that. Look around... the whole planet's in total chaos. You gotta take what you can, while you can. Cause some shitbird can come up and put a fuckin' .22 in the back a your head any second. |
You come to peddle me some tapes, Lenny? For old time's sake? Make a couple bucks for the holidays? | You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls. |
You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls. | I already got everything I need from you. |
I don't like disappointments, Nero. And do you know what disappoints me very much? | Your sex life? |
Your sex life? | Your existence. |
So, what's up with you? Another busy night selling porno to wireheads? | No, wrong... I sell experiences. Sex is only part of it. |
No, wrong... I sell experiences. Sex is only part of it. | Buncha techno-perv jerkoffs. |
Buncha techno-perv jerkoffs. | Way I look at it, I actually perform a humanitarian service. I save lives. |
Way I look at it, I actually perform a humanitarian service. I save lives. | Uh huh, I wanna hear this part. |
Uh huh, I wanna hear this part. | Okay, take some executive... bored with his life, bored with his wife... he picks up a hooker or some girl at a bar. Then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got AIDS, that he'll infect his wife. And maybe he really does catch something-- |
Okay, take some executive... bored with his life, bored with his wife... he picks up a hooker or some girl at a bar. Then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got AIDS, that he'll infect his wife. And maybe he really does catch something-- | Price he pays for being a scumsucking pig. |
Price he pays for being a scumsucking pig. | Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are. But now the risks are outa line. The streets are a war zone. And sex can kill you. So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks. |
Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are. But now the risks are outa line. The streets are a war zone. And sex can kill you. So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks. | Lenny, this shit's illegal. |
Lenny, this shit's illegal. | Define illegal. |
Define illegal. | Me bailing your sorry pale ass out of jail twice in the last six months. |
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