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Oh. You know. | Did you, um, did you get that pilot? |
Did you, um, did you get that pilot? | No, man. I know you didn't get it 'cause you wouldn't've asked me. It wasn't that funny anyway... |
No, man. I know you didn't get it 'cause you wouldn't've asked me. It wasn't that funny anyway... | ...piece of shit. Listen, Charles, this is my friend Rob from Back East. |
It's like, you looked at my tape. You saw my picture. Why did you call me in? You knew I was twenty-four. | What an asshole. |
Can I give you a ride to your car...? | ...Nah. I'm right across the street... |
...Nah. I'm right across the street... | ...Which one...? |
...Which one...? | ...The red piece of shit over there... |
...The red piece of shit over there... | ...well, it suits you... |
...well, it suits you... | ...get the hell outta here already... |
What's that guy's name? Sue? | Sue. His dad was big Johnny Cash fan. |
Sue. His dad was big Johnny Cash fan. | Oh, like that song... |
Oh, like that song... | ..."A Boy Named Sue". I think that's why he's such a bad cat. |
..."A Boy Named Sue". I think that's why he's such a bad cat. | Him? |
Him? | He's a mean dude. I've seen him smash a guy's face into the curb. He knocked out his teeth... blood... He was just like Boom, Boom, Boom... fuckin nasty shit, man. He's a nice guy though. |
Uuuuugh! | Oh boy. |
Oh boy. | I'm such an asshole. |
I'm such an asshole. | She wasn't your type anyway. |
Then why won't she call...? | Because you left, man. She's got her own world to deal with in New York. She was a sweet girl but fuck her. You gotta move on. You gotta let go of the past. The future is so beautiful. Every day is so sunny out here. It's like Manifest Destiny man. I mean, we made it. What's past is prologue. That which does not kill u... |
Because you left, man. She's got her own world to deal with in New York. She was a sweet girl but fuck her. You gotta move on. You gotta let go of the past. The future is so beautiful. Every day is so sunny out here. It's like Manifest Destiny man. I mean, we made it. What's past is prologue. That which does not kill u... | How did you get over it? I mean how long 'til it stopped hurting? |
How did you get over it? I mean how long 'til it stopped hurting? | Sometimes is still hurts. You know how it is, man. I mean, each day you think about it less and less. And then one day you wake up and you don't think of it at all, and you almost miss that feeling. It's kinda weird. You miss the pain because it was part of your life for so long. And the, boom, something reminds you of... |
Big butt... you know, can't fly coach. | I can't believe you. |
He's a bitch. He ain't gonna do nothing. | You asshole. |
You asshole. Why are you carrying a gun? What? In case someone steps to you, Snoop Dogg? | Hey, man, you're not from here. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A... |
You live in such a fantasy world... | What about you, Mikey? At least I got balls. You're always whining about some bitch who dumped you a year ago... |
What about you, Mikey? At least I got balls. You're always whining about some bitch who dumped you a year ago... | ...It was six months, and she didn't dump... |
...It was six months, and she didn't dump... | ...Whatever. You're like a whining little woman. Big deal. You got a fuckin' number. Whoopee! You'll fuck it up... |
But most important, man, I'm sorry about what I said. I was drunk... My adrenaline was going... | Don't sweat it, man. I needed a kick in the ass. We're better friends for it. |
Don't sweat it, man. I needed a kick in the ass. We're better friends for it. | Thanks, man. I've been hating myself for the last two days. |
Thanks, man. I've been hating myself for the last two days. | Believe me, I know what that's like. Yo, Double Down! What time are we leaving? |
I can't lose more than a hundred. | Just bring your card. Half an hour. |
Just bring your card. Half an hour. | Wait. |
Wait. | What? |
What? | What are you wearing? I mean, we should wear suits. |
What are you wearing? I mean, we should wear suits. | Oh... Now Mikey wants to be a high roller. |
Oh... Now Mikey wants to be a high roller. | No, seriously, if you're dressed nice and you act like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit. |
No, seriously, if you're dressed nice and you act like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit. | Okay Bugsy. Twenty minutes. |
Okay Bugsy. Twenty minutes. | Wear a suit, I'm telling you it works. |
Wear a suit, I'm telling you it works. | Be downstairs. You're beautiful. |
I took out three hundred, but I'm only gonna bet with one. I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will see and they'll comp us all sorts of shit, then we trade back the chips at the end of the night. You gotta be cool though. | I'm cool, baby. They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett's singing. |
I'm cool, baby. They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett's singing. | I'm serious. This is how you do it. I'm telling you. |
I'm serious. This is how you do it. I'm telling you. | I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas! |
I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas! | Vegas! You think we'll get there by midnight? |
Vegas! You think we'll get there by midnight? | Baby, we're gonna be up by five hundy by midnight. Vegas, baby! |
Baby, we're gonna be up by five hundy by midnight. Vegas, baby! | Vegas! |
Pirates of the fucking Caribbean. | This is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. Tell me Mikey doesn't love pirates. |
This is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. Tell me Mikey doesn't love pirates. | This is fuckin' post-pubescent Disneyland. |
This is fuckin' post-pubescent Disneyland. | You gotta love the pirates, baby. The pirates are money. |
Cut that shit out. | She smiled baby. |
She smiled baby. | That's not cool. |
That's not cool. | Did she, or did she not smile? |
Did she, or did she not smile? | It doesn't matter... |
It doesn't matter... | I'm telling you, they love that shit. |
I'm telling you, they love that shit. | You're gonna screw up our plan. |
You're gonna screw up our plan. | We're gonna get laid, baby. |
We're gonna get laid, baby. | First let's see what happens if we play it cool. |
First let's see what happens if we play it cool. | What? You think she's gonna tell her pit-boss on us? |
What? You think she's gonna tell her pit-boss on us? | Don't make fun, I think we can get some free shit if we don't fuck around. |
Don't make fun, I think we can get some free shit if we don't fuck around. | Who's fucking around? I'm not making fun. Let's do it, baby. |
Who's fucking around? I'm not making fun. Let's do it, baby. | The trick is to look like you don't need it, then they give you shit for free. |
The trick is to look like you don't need it, then they give you shit for free. | Well, you look money, baby. We both look money. |
...Well, you know, not counting the first table. | Thanks for clarifying that. |
Thanks for clarifying that. | Hey, man, I'm down too, you know. |
Hey, man, I'm down too, you know. | Yea, how much? |
Yea, how much? | I don't know, what? Thirty, Forty maybe. |
I don't know, what? Thirty, Forty maybe. | Don't give me that shit. You know exactly how much you lost. What'd you drop? |
Don't give me that shit. You know exactly how much you lost. What'd you drop? | Twenty... but I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry, I got hot at the crap table. |
Twenty... but I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry, I got hot at the crap table. | You won. There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a winner. I'm the fuckin loser. I should be sorry. |
You won. There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a winner. I'm the fuckin loser. I should be sorry. | Baby, don't talk like that, baby. |
Baby, don't talk like that, baby. | Let's just leave. |
Let's just leave. | Baby, you're money. You're the big winner. |
Baby, you're money. You're the big winner. | Let's go. |
Let's go. | Who's the big winner? |
Mikey's the big winner. | What an asshole. |
What an asshole. | Okay, Tee's the asshole, but Mikey's the big winner. |
What an asshole. | That was money. Tell me that wasn't money. |
That was money. Tell me that wasn't money. | That was so demeaning... |
That was so demeaning... | She smiled, baby. |
She smiled, baby. | I can't believe what an asshole you are. |
I can't believe what an asshole you are. | Did she, or did she not smile. |
Did she, or did she not smile. | She was smiling at what an asshole you are. |
She was smiling at what an asshole you are. | She was smiling at how money I am, baby. |
She was smiling at how money I am, baby. | Let's go. I'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it. |
Let's go. I'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it. | Leave? The honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails. |
Leave? The honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails. | What are you, nuts? You think she's coming back? |
What are you, nuts? You think she's coming back? | I know she's coming back. |
I know she's coming back. | I don't think so. |
I don't think so. | Baby, did you hear her? "You shouldn't leave without getting something for free." She wants to party, baby. |
Baby, did you hear her? "You shouldn't leave without getting something for free." She wants to party, baby. | You think so? |
You think so? | You gotta give Tee one thing. He's good with the ladies. |
You gotta give Tee one thing. He's good with the ladies. | I'm too tired for this. Let's just go. |
I'm too tired for this. Let's just go. | Baby, this is what we came for. We met a beautiful baby and she likes you. |
Baby, this is what we came for. We met a beautiful baby and she likes you. | She likes you. |
She likes you. | Whatever. We'll see. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. We'll both get one. I don't care if I'm with her or one of her beautiful baby friends. |
Whatever. We'll see. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. We'll both get one. I don't care if I'm with her or one of her beautiful baby friends. | I don't know... |
I don't know... | You gotta get that girl out of your head. It's time to move on. You're a stylish, successful, good looking cat. The ladies want to love you, you just gotta let them. |
You gotta get that girl out of your head. It's time to move on. You're a stylish, successful, good looking cat. The ladies want to love you, you just gotta let them. | That's bullshit. |
That's bullshit. | It's not. You're money. Any of these ladies would be lucky to pull a cat like you. |
It's not. You're money. Any of these ladies would be lucky to pull a cat like you. | It's just that I've been out of the game so long. Trent, I was with her for six years. That's before AIDS. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know... |
It's just that I've been out of the game so long. Trent, I was with her for six years. That's before AIDS. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know... | You can't think like that, baby. It's hard, I know. I've been there. Not for six years, but I know. You just gotta get back out there. |
You can't think like that, baby. It's hard, I know. I've been there. Not for six years, but I know. You just gotta get back out there. | It's just tough, after sleeping with someone you love for so long, to be with someone new... who doesn't know what I like... and you gotta wear a jimmy... |
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