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twg_000000026000 | Trust me, I take him for the better dog. LORD. Thou art a fool: if Echo were as fleet, I would esteem him worth a dozen such. But sup them well, and look unto them all; Tomorrow I intend to hunt again. FIRST HUNTSMAN. I will, my lord. LORD. [_Sees Sly_.] Whats here? One dead, or drunk? See, doth he | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026001 | breathe? SECOND HUNTSMAN. He breathes, my lord. Were he not warmd with ale, This were a bed but cold to sleep so soundly. LORD. O monstrous beast! how like a swine he lies! Grim death, how foul and loathsome is thine image! Sirs, I will practise on this drunken man. What think you, if he were conveyd to bed, Wrappd | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026002 | in sweet clothes, rings put upon his fingers, A most delicious banquet by his bed, And brave attendants near him when he wakes, Would not the beggar then forget himself? FIRST HUNTSMAN. Believe me, lord, I think he cannot choose. SECOND HUNTSMAN. It would seem strange unto him when he wakd. LORD. Even as a flattering dream or worthless fancy. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026003 | Then take him up, and manage well the jest. Carry him gently to my fairest chamber, And hang it round with all my wanton pictures; Balm his foul head in warm distilled waters, And burn sweet wood to make the lodging sweet. Procure me music ready when he wakes, To make a dulcet and a heavenly sound; And if he | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026004 | chance to speak, be ready straight, And with a low submissive reverence Say What is it your honour will command? Let one attend him with a silver basin Full of rose-water and bestrewd with flowers; Another bear the ewer, the third a diaper, And say Willt please your lordship cool your hands? Someone be ready with a costly suit, And | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026005 | ask him what apparel he will wear; Another tell him of his hounds and horse, And that his lady mourns at his disease. Persuade him that he hath been lunatic; And, when he says he issay that he dreams, For he is nothing but a mighty lord. This do, and do it kindly, gentle sirs; It will be pastime passing | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026006 | excellent, If it be husbanded with modesty. FIRST HUNTSMAN. My lord, I warrant you we will play our part, As he shall think by our true diligence, He is no less than what we say he is. LORD. Take him up gently, and to bed with him, And each one to his office when he wakes. [Sly _is borne out. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026007 | A trumpet sounds._] Sirrah, go see what trumpet tis that sounds. [_Exit_ Servant.] Belike some noble gentleman that means, Travelling some journey, to repose him here. Re-enter Servant. How now! who is it? SERVANT. An it please your honour, players That offer service to your lordship. LORD. Bid them come near. Enter Players. Now, fellows, you are welcome. PLAYERS. We | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026008 | thank your honour. LORD. Do you intend to stay with me tonight? PLAYER. So please your lordship to accept our duty. LORD. With all my heart. This fellow I remember Since once he playd a farmers eldest son; Twas where you wood the gentlewoman so well. I have forgot your name; but, sure, that part Was aptly fitted and naturally | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026009 | performd. PLAYER. I think twas Soto that your honour means. LORD. Tis very true; thou didst it excellent. Well, you are come to me in happy time, The rather for I have some sport in hand Wherein your cunning can assist me much. There is a lord will hear you play tonight; But I am doubtful of your modesties, Lest, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026010 | over-eying of his odd behaviour, For yet his honour never heard a play, You break into some merry passion And so offend him; for I tell you, sirs, If you should smile, he grows impatient. PLAYER. Fear not, my lord; we can contain ourselves, Were he the veriest antick in the world. LORD. Go, sirrah, take them to the buttery, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026011 | And give them friendly welcome everyone: Let them want nothing that my house affords. [_Exit one with the Players._] Sirrah, go you to Bartholmew my page, And see him dressd in all suits like a lady; That done, conduct him to the drunkards chamber, And call him madam, do him obeisance. Tell him from meas he will win my love, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026012 | He bear himself with honourable action, Such as he hath observd in noble ladies Unto their lords, by them accomplished; Such duty to the drunkard let him do, With soft low tongue and lowly courtesy, And say What ist your honour will command, Wherein your lady and your humble wife May show her duty and make known her love? And | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026013 | then with kind embracements, tempting kisses, And with declining head into his bosom, Bid him shed tears, as being overjoyd To see her noble lord restord to health, Who for this seven years hath esteemed him No better than a poor and loathsome beggar. And if the boy have not a womans gift To rain a shower of commanded tears, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026014 | An onion will do well for such a shift, Which, in a napkin being close conveyd, Shall in despite enforce a watery eye. See this dispatchd with all the haste thou canst; Anon Ill give thee more instructions. [_Exit Servant._] I know the boy will well usurp the grace, Voice, gait, and action of a gentlewoman; I long to hear | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026015 | him call the drunkard husband; And how my men will stay themselves from laughter When they do homage to this simple peasant. Ill in to counsel them; haply my presence May well abate the over-merry spleen, Which otherwise would grow into extremes. [_Exeunt._] SCENE II. A bedchamber in the Lords house. Sly is discovered in a rich nightgown, with Attendants: | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026016 | some with apparel, basin, ewer, and other appurtenances; and Lord, dressed like a servant. SLY. For Gods sake! a pot of small ale. FIRST SERVANT. Willt please your lordship drink a cup of sack? SECOND SERVANT. Willt please your honour taste of these conserves? THIRD SERVANT. What raiment will your honour wear today? SLY. I am Christophero Sly; call not | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026017 | me honour nor lordship. I neer drank sack in my life; and if you give me any conserves, give me conserves of beef. Neer ask me what raiment Ill wear, for I have no more doublets than backs, no more stockings than legs, nor no more shoes than feet: nay, sometime more feet than shoes, or such shoes as my | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026018 | toes look through the over-leather. LORD. Heaven cease this idle humour in your honour! O, that a mighty man of such descent, Of such possessions, and so high esteem, Should be infused with so foul a spirit! SLY. What! would you make me mad? Am not I Christopher Sly, old Slys son of Burton-heath; by birth a pedlar, by education | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026019 | a cardmaker, by transmutation a bear-herd, and now by present profession a tinker? Ask Marian Hacket, the fat ale-wife of Wincot, if she know me not: if she say I am not fourteen pence on the score for sheer ale, score me up for the lyingest knave in Christendom. What! I am not bestraught. Heres THIRD SERVANT. O! this it | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026020 | is that makes your lady mourn. SECOND SERVANT. O! this is it that makes your servants droop. LORD. Hence comes it that your kindred shuns your house, As beaten hence by your strange lunacy. O noble lord, bethink thee of thy birth, Call home thy ancient thoughts from banishment, And banish hence these abject lowly dreams. Look how thy servants | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026021 | do attend on thee, Each in his office ready at thy beck: Wilt thou have music? Hark! Apollo plays, [_Music._] And twenty caged nightingales do sing: Or wilt thou sleep? Well have thee to a couch Softer and sweeter than the lustful bed On purpose trimmd up for Semiramis. Say thou wilt walk: we will bestrew the ground: Or wilt | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026022 | thou ride? Thy horses shall be trappd, Their harness studded all with gold and pearl. Dost thou love hawking? Thou hast hawks will soar Above the morning lark: or wilt thou hunt? Thy hounds shall make the welkin answer them And fetch shrill echoes from the hollow earth. FIRST SERVANT. Say thou wilt course; thy greyhounds are as swift As | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026023 | breathed stags; ay, fleeter than the roe. SECOND SERVANT. Dost thou love pictures? We will fetch thee straight Adonis painted by a running brook, And Cytherea all in sedges hid, Which seem to move and wanton with her breath Even as the waving sedges play with wind. LORD. Well show thee Io as she was a maid And how she | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026024 | was beguiled and surprisd, As lively painted as the deed was done. THIRD SERVANT. Or Daphne roaming through a thorny wood, Scratching her legs, that one shall swear she bleeds And at that sight shall sad Apollo weep, So workmanly the blood and tears are drawn. LORD. Thou art a lord, and nothing but a lord: Thou hast a lady | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026025 | far more beautiful Than any woman in this waning age. FIRST SERVANT. And, till the tears that she hath shed for thee Like envious floods oer-run her lovely face, She was the fairest creature in the world; And yet she is inferior to none. SLY. Am I a lord? and have I such a lady? Or do I dream? Or | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026026 | have I dreamd till now? I do not sleep: I see, I hear, I speak; I smell sweet savours, and I feel soft things: Upon my life, I am a lord indeed; And not a tinker, nor Christophero Sly. Well, bring our lady hither to our sight; And once again, a pot o the smallest ale. SECOND SERVANT. Willt please | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026027 | your mightiness to wash your hands? [_Servants present a ewer, basin and napkin._] O, how we joy to see your wit restord! O, that once more you knew but what you are! These fifteen years you have been in a dream, Or, when you wakd, so wakd as if you slept. SLY. These fifteen years! by my fay, a goodly | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026028 | nap. But did I never speak of all that time? FIRST SERVANT. O! yes, my lord, but very idle words; For though you lay here in this goodly chamber, Yet would you say ye were beaten out of door, And rail upon the hostess of the house, And say you would present her at the leet, Because she brought stone | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026029 | jugs and no seald quarts. Sometimes you would call out for Cicely Hacket. SLY. Ay, the womans maid of the house. THIRD SERVANT. Why, sir, you know no house nor no such maid, Nor no such men as you have reckond up, As Stephen Sly, and old John Naps of Greece, And Peter Turph, and Henry Pimpernell; And twenty more | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026030 | such names and men as these, Which never were, nor no man ever saw. SLY. Now, Lord be thanked for my good amends! ALL. Amen. Enter the Page, as a lady, with Attendants. SLY. I thank thee; thou shalt not lose by it. PAGE. How fares my noble lord? SLY. Marry, I fare well; for here is cheer enough. Where | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026031 | is my wife? PAGE. Here, noble lord: what is thy will with her? SLY. Are you my wife, and will not call me husband? My men should call me lord: I am your goodman. PAGE. My husband and my lord, my lord and husband; I am your wife in all obedience. SLY. I know it well. What must I call | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026032 | her? LORD. Madam. SLY. Alice madam, or Joan madam? LORD. Madam, and nothing else; so lords call ladies. SLY. Madam wife, they say that I have dreamd And slept above some fifteen year or more. PAGE. Ay, and the time seems thirty unto me, Being all this time abandond from your bed. SLY. Tis much. Servants, leave me and her | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026033 | alone. Madam, undress you, and come now to bed. PAGE. Thrice noble lord, let me entreat of you To pardon me yet for a night or two; Or, if not so, until the sun be set: For your physicians have expressly chargd, In peril to incur your former malady, That I should yet absent me from your bed: I hope | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026034 | this reason stands for my excuse. SLY. Ay, it stands so that I may hardly tarry so long; but I would be loath to fall into my dreams again: I will therefore tarry in despite of the flesh and the blood. Enter a Messenger. MESSENGER. Your honours players, hearing your amendment, Are come to play a pleasant comedy; For so | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026035 | your doctors hold it very meet, Seeing too much sadness hath congeald your blood, And melancholy is the nurse of frenzy: Therefore they thought it good you hear a play, And frame your mind to mirth and merriment, Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life. SLY. Marry, I will; let them play it. Is not a commonty a Christmas | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026036 | gambold or a tumbling-trick? PAGE. No, my good lord; it is more pleasing stuff. SLY. What! household stuff? PAGE. It is a kind of history. SLY. Well, well seet. Come, madam wife, sit by my side and let the world slip: we shall neer be younger. ACT I SCENE I. Padua. A public place. Flourish. Enter Lucentio and Tranio. LUCENTIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026037 | Tranio, since for the great desire I had To see fair Padua, nursery of arts, I am arrivd for fruitful Lombardy, The pleasant garden of great Italy, And by my fathers love and leave am armd With his good will and thy good company, My trusty servant well approvd in all, Here let us breathe, and haply institute A course | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026038 | of learning and ingenious studies. Pisa, renowned for grave citizens, Gave me my being and my father first, A merchant of great traffic through the world, Vincentio, come of the Bentivolii. Vincentios son, brought up in Florence, It shall become to serve all hopes conceivd, To deck his fortune with his virtuous deeds: And therefore, Tranio, for the time I | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026039 | study, Virtue and that part of philosophy Will I apply that treats of happiness By virtue specially to be achievd. Tell me thy mind; for I have Pisa left And am to Padua come as he that leaves A shallow plash to plunge him in the deep, And with satiety seeks to quench his thirst. TRANIO. _Mi perdonato_, gentle master | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026040 | mine; I am in all affected as yourself; Glad that you thus continue your resolve To suck the sweets of sweet philosophy. Only, good master, while we do admire This virtue and this moral discipline, Lets be no stoics nor no stocks, I pray; Or so devote to Aristotles checks As Ovid be an outcast quite abjurd. Balk logic with | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026041 | acquaintance that you have, And practise rhetoric in your common talk; Music and poesy use to quicken you; The mathematics and the metaphysics, Fall to them as you find your stomach serves you: No profit grows where is no pleasure taen; In brief, sir, study what you most affect. LUCENTIO. Gramercies, Tranio, well dost thou advise. If, Biondello, thou wert | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026042 | come ashore, We could at once put us in readiness, And take a lodging fit to entertain Such friends as time in Padua shall beget. But stay awhile; what company is this? TRANIO. Master, some show to welcome us to town. [_Lucentio and Tranio stand aside._] Enter Baptista, Katherina, Bianca, Gremio and Hortensio. BAPTISTA. Gentlemen, importune me no farther, For | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026043 | how I firmly am resolvd you know; That is, not to bestow my youngest daughter Before I have a husband for the elder. If either of you both love Katherina, Because I know you well and love you well, Leave shall you have to court her at your pleasure. GREMIO. To cart her rather: shes too rough for me. There, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026044 | there, Hortensio, will you any wife? KATHERINA. [_To Baptista_] I pray you, sir, is it your will To make a stale of me amongst these mates? HORTENSIO. Mates, maid! How mean you that? No mates for you, Unless you were of gentler, milder mould. KATHERINA. I faith, sir, you shall never need to fear; I wis it is not half | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026045 | way to her heart; But if it were, doubt not her care should be To comb your noddle with a three-leggd stool, And paint your face, and use you like a fool. HORTENSIO. From all such devils, good Lord deliver us! GREMIO. And me, too, good Lord! TRANIO. Husht, master! Heres some good pastime toward: That wench is stark mad | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026046 | or wonderful froward. LUCENTIO. But in the others silence do I see Maids mild behaviour and sobriety. Peace, Tranio! TRANIO. Well said, master; mum! and gaze your fill. BAPTISTA. Gentlemen, that I may soon make good What I have said,Bianca, get you in: And let it not displease thee, good Bianca, For I will love thee neer the less, my | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026047 | girl. KATHERINA. A pretty peat! it is best put finger in the eye, and she knew why. BIANCA. Sister, content you in my discontent. Sir, to your pleasure humbly I subscribe: My books and instruments shall be my company, On them to look, and practise by myself. LUCENTIO. Hark, Tranio! thou mayst hear Minerva speak. HORTENSIO. Signior Baptista, will you | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026048 | be so strange? Sorry am I that our good will effects Biancas grief. GREMIO. Why will you mew her up, Signior Baptista, for this fiend of hell, And make her bear the penance of her tongue? BAPTISTA. Gentlemen, content ye; I am resolvd. Go in, Bianca. [_Exit Bianca._] And for I know she taketh most delight In music, instruments, and | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026049 | poetry, Schoolmasters will I keep within my house Fit to instruct her youth. If you, Hortensio, Or, Signior Gremio, you, know any such, Prefer them hither; for to cunning men I will be very kind, and liberal To mine own children in good bringing up; And so, farewell. Katherina, you may stay; For I have more to commune with Bianca. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026050 | [_Exit._] KATHERINA. Why, and I trust I may go too, may I not? What! shall I be appointed hours, as though, belike, I knew not what to take and what to leave? Ha! [_Exit._] GREMIO. You may go to the devils dam: your gifts are so good heres none will hold you. Their love is not so great, Hortensio, but | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026051 | we may blow our nails together, and fast it fairly out; our cakes dough on both sides. Farewell: yet, for the love I bear my sweet Bianca, if I can by any means light on a fit man to teach her that wherein she delights, I will wish him to her father. HORTENSIO. So will I, Signior Gremio: but a | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026052 | word, I pray. Though the nature of our quarrel yet never brooked parle, know now, upon advice, it toucheth us both,that we may yet again have access to our fair mistress, and be happy rivals in Biancas love,to labour and effect one thing specially. GREMIO. Whats that, I pray? HORTENSIO. Marry, sir, to get a husband for her sister. GREMIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026053 | A husband! a devil. HORTENSIO. I say, a husband. GREMIO. I say, a devil. Thinkest thou, Hortensio, though her father be very rich, any man is so very a fool to be married to hell? HORTENSIO. Tush, Gremio! Though it pass your patience and mine to endure her loud alarums, why, man, there be good fellows in the world, and | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026054 | a man could light on them, would take her with all faults, and money enough. GREMIO. I cannot tell; but I had as lief take her dowry with this condition: to be whippd at the high cross every morning. HORTENSIO. Faith, as you say, theres small choice in rotten apples. But come; since this bar in law makes us friends, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026055 | it shall be so far forth friendly maintained, till by helping Baptistas eldest daughter to a husband, we set his youngest free for a husband, and then have tot afresh. Sweet Bianca! Happy man be his dole! He that runs fastest gets the ring. How say you, Signior Gremio? GREMIO. I am agreed; and would I had given him the | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026056 | best horse in Padua to begin his wooing, that would thoroughly woo her, wed her, and bed her, and rid the house of her. Come on. [_Exeunt Gremio and Hortensio._] TRANIO. I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible That love should of a sudden take such hold? LUCENTIO. O Tranio! till I found it to be true, I never | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026057 | thought it possible or likely; But see, while idly I stood looking on, I found the effect of love in idleness; And now in plainness do confess to thee, That art to me as secret and as dear As Anna to the Queen of Carthage was, Tranio, I burn, I pine, I perish, Tranio, If I achieve not this young | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026058 | modest girl. Counsel me, Tranio, for I know thou canst: Assist me, Tranio, for I know thou wilt. TRANIO. Master, it is no time to chide you now; Affection is not rated from the heart: If love have touchd you, nought remains but so: _Redime te captum quam queas minimo._ LUCENTIO. Gramercies, lad; go forward; this contents; The rest will | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026059 | comfort, for thy counsels sound. TRANIO. Master, you lookd so longly on the maid. Perhaps you markd not whats the pith of all. LUCENTIO. O, yes, I saw sweet beauty in her face, Such as the daughter of Agenor had, That made great Jove to humble him to her hand, When with his knees he kissd the Cretan strand. TRANIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026060 | Saw you no more? markd you not how her sister Began to scold and raise up such a storm That mortal ears might hardly endure the din? LUCENTIO. Tranio, I saw her coral lips to move, And with her breath she did perfume the air; Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her. TRANIO. Nay, then, tis time to | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026061 | stir him from his trance. I pray, awake, sir: if you love the maid, Bend thoughts and wits to achieve her. Thus it stands: Her elder sister is so curst and shrewd, That till the father rid his hands of her, Master, your love must live a maid at home; And therefore has he closely mewd her up, Because she | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026062 | will not be annoyd with suitors. LUCENTIO. Ah, Tranio, what a cruel fathers he! But art thou not advisd he took some care To get her cunning schoolmasters to instruct her? TRANIO. Ay, marry, am I, sir, and now tis plotted. LUCENTIO. I have it, Tranio. TRANIO. Master, for my hand, Both our inventions meet and jump in one. LUCENTIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026063 | Tell me thine first. TRANIO. You will be schoolmaster, And undertake the teaching of the maid: Thats your device. LUCENTIO. It is: may it be done? TRANIO. Not possible; for who shall bear your part And be in Padua here Vincentios son; Keep house and ply his book, welcome his friends; Visit his countrymen, and banquet them? LUCENTIO. _Basta_, content | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026064 | thee, for I have it full. We have not yet been seen in any house, Nor can we be distinguishd by our faces For man or master: then it follows thus: Thou shalt be master, Tranio, in my stead, Keep house and port and servants, as I should; I will some other be; some Florentine, Some Neapolitan, or meaner man | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026065 | of Pisa. Tis hatchd, and shall be so: Tranio, at once Uncase thee; take my colourd hat and cloak. When Biondello comes, he waits on thee; But I will charm him first to keep his tongue. [_They exchange habits_] TRANIO. So had you need. In brief, sir, sith it your pleasure is, And I am tied to be obedient; For | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026066 | so your father chargd me at our parting, Be serviceable to my son, quoth he, Although I think twas in another sense: I am content to be Lucentio, Because so well I love Lucentio. LUCENTIO. Tranio, be so, because Lucentio loves; And let me be a slave, to achieve that maid Whose sudden sight hath thralld my wounded eye. Enter | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026067 | Biondello. Here comes the rogue. Sirrah, where have you been? BIONDELLO. Where have I been? Nay, how now! where are you? Master, has my fellow Tranio stoln your clothes? Or you stoln his? or both? Pray, whats the news? LUCENTIO. Sirrah, come hither: tis no time to jest, And therefore frame your manners to the time. Your fellow Tranio here, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026068 | to save my life, Puts my apparel and my countnance on, And I for my escape have put on his; For in a quarrel since I came ashore I killd a man, and fear I was descried. Wait you on him, I charge you, as becomes, While I make way from hence to save my life. You understand me? BIONDELLO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026069 | I, sir! Neer a whit. LUCENTIO. And not a jot of Tranio in your mouth: Tranio is changed to Lucentio. BIONDELLO. The better for him: would I were so too! TRANIO. So could I, faith, boy, to have the next wish after, That Lucentio indeed had Baptistas youngest daughter. But, sirrah, not for my sake but your masters, I advise | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026070 | You use your manners discreetly in all kind of companies: When I am alone, why, then I am Tranio; But in all places else your master, Lucentio. LUCENTIO. Tranio, lets go. One thing more rests, that thyself execute, To make one among these wooers: if thou ask me why, Sufficeth my reasons are both good and weighty. [_Exeunt._] [_The Presenters | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026071 | above speak._] FIRST SERVANT. My lord, you nod; you do not mind the play. SLY. Yes, by Saint Anne, I do. A good matter, surely: comes there any more of it? PAGE. My lord, tis but begun. SLY. Tis a very excellent piece of work, madam lady: would twere done! [_They sit and mark._] SCENE II. Padua. Before Hortensios house. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026072 | Enter Petruchio and his man Grumio. PETRUCHIO. Verona, for a while I take my leave, To see my friends in Padua; but of all My best beloved and approved friend, Hortensio; and I trow this is his house. Here, sirrah Grumio, knock, I say. GRUMIO. Knock, sir? Whom should I knock? Is there any man has rebused your worship? PETRUCHIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026073 | Villain, I say, knock me here soundly. GRUMIO. Knock you here, sir? Why, sir, what am I, sir, that I should knock you here, sir? PETRUCHIO. Villain, I say, knock me at this gate; And rap me well, or Ill knock your knaves pate. GRUMIO. My master is grown quarrelsome. I should knock you first, And then I know after | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026074 | who comes by the worst. PETRUCHIO. Will it not be? Faith, sirrah, and youll not knock, Ill ring it; Ill try how you can sol, fa, and sing it. [_He wrings Grumio by the ears._] GRUMIO. Help, masters, help! my master is mad. PETRUCHIO. Now, knock when I bid you, sirrah villain! Enter Hortensio. HORTENSIO. How now! whats the matter? | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026075 | My old friend Grumio! and my good friend Petruchio! How do you all at Verona? PETRUCHIO. Signior Hortensio, come you to part the fray? _Con tutto il cuore ben trovato_, may I say. HORTENSIO. _Alla nostra casa ben venuto; molto honorato signor mio Petruchio._ Rise, Grumio, rise: we will compound this quarrel. GRUMIO. Nay, tis no matter, sir, what he | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026076 | leges in Latin. If this be not a lawful cause for me to leave his service, look you, sir, he bid me knock him and rap him soundly, sir: well, was it fit for a servant to use his master so; being, perhaps, for aught I see, two-and-thirty, a pip out? Whom would to God I had well knockd at | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026077 | first, then had not Grumio come by the worst. PETRUCHIO. A senseless villain! Good Hortensio, I bade the rascal knock upon your gate, And could not get him for my heart to do it. GRUMIO. Knock at the gate! O heavens! Spake you not these words plain: Sirrah knock me here, rap me here, knock me well, and knock me | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026078 | soundly? And come you now with knocking at the gate? PETRUCHIO. Sirrah, be gone, or talk not, I advise you. HORTENSIO. Petruchio, patience; I am Grumios pledge; Why, thiss a heavy chance twixt him and you, Your ancient, trusty, pleasant servant Grumio. And tell me now, sweet friend, what happy gale Blows you to Padua here from old Verona? PETRUCHIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026079 | Such wind as scatters young men through the world To seek their fortunes farther than at home, Where small experience grows. But in a few, Signior Hortensio, thus it stands with me: Antonio, my father, is deceasd, And I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive and thrive as best I may; Crowns in my purse I have, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026080 | and goods at home, And so am come abroad to see the world. HORTENSIO. Petruchio, shall I then come roundly to thee And wish thee to a shrewd ill-favourd wife? Thoudst thank me but a little for my counsel; And yet Ill promise thee she shall be rich, And very rich: but thart too much my friend, And Ill not | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026081 | wish thee to her. PETRUCHIO. Signior Hortensio, twixt such friends as we Few words suffice; and therefore, if thou know One rich enough to be Petruchios wife, As wealth is burden of my wooing dance, Be she as foul as was Florentius love, As old as Sibyl, and as curst and shrewd As Socrates Xanthippe or a worse, She moves | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026082 | me not, or not removes, at least, Affections edge in me, were she as rough As are the swelling Adriatic seas: I come to wive it wealthily in Padua; If wealthily, then happily in Padua. GRUMIO. Nay, look you, sir, he tells you flatly what his mind is: why, give him gold enough and marry him to a puppet or | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026083 | an aglet-baby; or an old trot with neer a tooth in her head, though she have as many diseases as two-and-fifty horses: why, nothing comes amiss, so money comes withal. HORTENSIO. Petruchio, since we are steppd thus far in, I will continue that I broachd in jest. I can, Petruchio, help thee to a wife With wealth enough, and young | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026084 | and beauteous; Brought up as best becomes a gentlewoman: Her only fault,and that is faults enough, Is, that she is intolerable curst, And shrewd and froward, so beyond all measure, That, were my state far worser than it is, I would not wed her for a mine of gold. PETRUCHIO. Hortensio, peace! thou knowst not golds effect: Tell me her | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026085 | fathers name, and tis enough; For I will board her, though she chide as loud As thunder when the clouds in autumn crack. HORTENSIO. Her father is Baptista Minola, An affable and courteous gentleman; Her name is Katherina Minola, Renownd in Padua for her scolding tongue. PETRUCHIO. I know her father, though I know not her; And he knew my | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026086 | deceased father well. I will not sleep, Hortensio, till I see her; And therefore let me be thus bold with you, To give you over at this first encounter, Unless you will accompany me thither. GRUMIO. I pray you, sir, let him go while the humour lasts. O my word, and she knew him as well as I do, she | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026087 | would think scolding would do little good upon him. She may perhaps call him half a score knaves or so; why, thats nothing; and he begin once, hell rail in his rope-tricks. Ill tell you what, sir, and she stand him but a little, he will throw a figure in her face, and so disfigure her with it that she | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026088 | shall have no more eyes to see withal than a cat. You know him not, sir. HORTENSIO. Tarry, Petruchio, I must go with thee, For in Baptistas keep my treasure is: He hath the jewel of my life in hold, His youngest daughter, beautiful Bianca, And her withholds from me and other more, Suitors to her and rivals in my | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026089 | love; Supposing it a thing impossible, For those defects I have before rehearsd, That ever Katherina will be wood: Therefore this order hath Baptista taen, That none shall have access unto Bianca Till Katherine the curst have got a husband. GRUMIO. Katherine the curst! A title for a maid of all titles the worst. HORTENSIO. Now shall my friend Petruchio | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026090 | do me grace, And offer me disguisd in sober robes, To old Baptista as a schoolmaster Well seen in music, to instruct Bianca; That so I may, by this device at least Have leave and leisure to make love to her, And unsuspected court her by herself. GRUMIO. Heres no knavery! See, to beguile the old folks, how the young | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026091 | folks lay their heads together! Enter Gremio and Lucentio disguised, with books under his arm. Master, master, look about you: who goes there, ha? HORTENSIO. Peace, Grumio! It is the rival of my love. Petruchio, stand by awhile. GRUMIO. A proper stripling, and an amorous! GREMIO. O! very well; I have perusd the note. Hark you, sir; Ill have them | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026092 | very fairly bound: All books of love, see that at any hand, And see you read no other lectures to her. You understand me. Over and beside Signior Baptistas liberality, Ill mend it with a largess. Take your papers too, And let me have them very well perfumd; For she is sweeter than perfume itself To whom they go to. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026093 | What will you read to her? LUCENTIO. Whateer I read to her, Ill plead for you, As for my patron, stand you so assurd, As firmly as yourself were still in place; Yea, and perhaps with more successful words Than you, unless you were a scholar, sir. GREMIO. O! this learning, what a thing it is. GRUMIO. O! this woodcock, | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026094 | what an ass it is. PETRUCHIO. Peace, sirrah! HORTENSIO. Grumio, mum! God save you, Signior Gremio! GREMIO. And you are well met, Signior Hortensio. Trow you whither I am going? To Baptista Minola. I promisd to enquire carefully About a schoolmaster for the fair Bianca; And by good fortune I have lighted well On this young man; for learning and | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026095 | behaviour Fit for her turn, well read in poetry And other books, good ones, I warrant ye. HORTENSIO. Tis well; and I have met a gentleman Hath promisd me to help me to another, A fine musician to instruct our mistress: So shall I no whit be behind in duty To fair Bianca, so belovd of me. GREMIO. Belovd of | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026096 | me, and that my deeds shall prove. GRUMIO. [_Aside._] And that his bags shall prove. HORTENSIO. Gremio, tis now no time to vent our love: Listen to me, and if you speak me fair, Ill tell you news indifferent good for either. Here is a gentleman whom by chance I met, Upon agreement from us to his liking, Will undertake | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026097 | to woo curst Katherine; Yea, and to marry her, if her dowry please. GREMIO. So said, so done, is well. Hortensio, have you told him all her faults? PETRUCHIO. I know she is an irksome brawling scold; If that be all, masters, I hear no harm. GREMIO. No, sayst me so, friend? What countryman? PETRUCHIO. Born in Verona, old Antonios | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026098 | son. My father dead, my fortune lives for me; And I do hope good days and long to see. GREMIO. O sir, such a life, with such a wife, were strange! But if you have a stomach, tot a Gods name; You shall have me assisting you in all. But will you woo this wild-cat? PETRUCHIO. Will I live? GRUMIO. | 60 | gutenberg |
twg_000000026099 | Will he woo her? Ay, or Ill hang her. PETRUCHIO. Why came I hither but to that intent? Think you a little din can daunt mine ears? Have I not in my time heard lions roar? Have I not heard the sea, puffd up with winds, Rage like an angry boar chafed with sweat? Have I not heard great ordnance | 60 | gutenberg |
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