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“…Oh, I get homework?” |
CHEONGMYEONG immediately leans in. |
“READ IT. IF IT’S BORING, YOU’RE PROBABLY SAFE.” |
DUGU QIUBAI |
“…If it is boring, it is probably foundational.” |
LIN YUE |
“…If it is foundational, it is probably important.” |
The scroll unfolds. |
It is aggressively mundane. |
Water the Outer Sect herb plots (do not overthink it) |
Sweep the East Path (ignore any ‘philosophical wind’) |
Deliver meal trays to senior disciples (do not comment on their aura distortions) |
Attend “Introduction to Not Breaking Reality by Accident” seminar |
The last line is underlined twice. |
RANDOM GUY |
“…There’s a seminar for that?” |
THE GOURD |
“…There used to be many seminars for things people assumed were obvious.” |
THE GRASS |
“…Then people stopped assuming anything was obvious.” |
A pause. |
“…We adapted.” |
WUKONG, suddenly appearing upside down from a tree branch: |
“HAHA! I TAUGHT THAT SEMINAR ONCE! IT WAS CANCELLED AFTER SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY INVENTED A NEW LAW OF EXISTENCE MID-LECTURE!” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“…Of course you did.” |
RANDOM GUY |
“…So my job is… chores?” |
LIN YUE |
“Yes.” |
A pause. |
“And restraint training.” |
DUGU QIUBAI |
“And consistency.” |
THE SYSTEM |
“Primary objective: maintain stability through non-interference.” |
A pause. |
“Secondary objective: do not become interesting in ways that require emergency containment.” |
RANDOM GUY |
“…That second one feels targeted.” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“IT IS. YOU PASSED. MOVE ON.” |
Later. |
He is sweeping the East Path. |
Nothing tries to enlighten him. |
The wind passes normally. |
The stones remain stones. |
Even the shadows behave like they’ve signed a mutual non-aggression pact with reality. |
A passing disciple stares at him. |
Whispers: |
“…Is that the new guy?” |
“…Yeah. The stable one.” |
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