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“…No.” |
RANDOM GUY (still holding broom) |
“…Is that supposed to be part of the seminar?” |
SYSTEM RESPONSE |
LATTICE: “Unscheduled celestial descent detected.” |
OVERSEER: “Classification: Minor Cosmic Entity (degraded form).” |
A pause. |
“…Correction: Major Cosmic Entity (currently liquefied).” |
Another pause. |
“…Unstable condition.” |
The puddle ripples again. |
MOON GOD |
“…I was mid-ascent.” |
A pause. |
“…Someone tripped my divinity axis.” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“…You can TRIP THOSE?” |
WUKONG (already sitting on the puddle’s edge somehow) |
“HAHA! I’VE DONE WORSE!” |
THE PUDDLE |
“…You are not helping my reconstitution process.” |
WUKONG |
“THAT’S FAIR!” |
The Random Guy cautiously points with his broom. |
“…So do we… help it?” |
LIN YUE |
“…It is a god.” |
DUGU QIUBAI |
“…It is currently a puddle.” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“…Those are not mutually exclusive apparently.” |
THE SYSTEM |
“Directive unclear. Escalation pending.” |
The puddle suddenly twitches. |
A small moon-shaped ripple forms. |
MOON GOD |
“…I require a vessel.” |
A pause. |
“…Preferably not dirt.” |
Everyone slowly looks at the Random Guy. |
RANDOM GUY |
“…No.” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“HE SAID NO.” |
DUGU QIUBAI |
“…He said it immediately.” |
LIN YUE |
“…Impressive conviction.” |
THE GOURD |
“…Rare defensive clarity.” |
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