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THE GRASS |
“…He is learning.” |
The puddle sighs. |
MOON GOD |
“…Unfortunate. You are stable.” |
A pause. |
“…I dislike stable things. They are hard to crash into meaningfully.” |
The system flickers. |
LATTICE: “Foreign divinity present in sect grounds.” |
OVERSEER: “Assessing threat level.” |
A long pause. |
“…Unable to classify due to liquidity.” |
The Random Guy finally speaks again. |
“…So is it dangerous?” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“…Probably.” |
DUGU QIUBAI |
“…Yes.” |
LIN YUE |
“…Not necessarily to us.” |
THE GOURD |
“…Mostly to reality’s dignity.” |
The puddle begins to slowly gather itself upward, like a memory trying to remember it has bones. |
MOON GOD |
“…If I reform, I will be annoyed.” |
A pause. |
“…Do not make me reform.” |
WUKONG |
“THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE!” |
LIN YUE (immediately) |
“…No.” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“DON’T YOU DARE START A ‘MAKE THE GOD LESS LIQUID’ COMPETITION.” |
The Random Guy looks at the broom. |
Then at the puddle. |
Then at the sky that briefly forgot how to behave. |
“…Do I have to do something?” |
A silence falls. |
Even the system hesitates. |
Then— |
LIN YUE |
“…No.” |
DUGU QIUBAI |
“…Not yet.” |
CHEONGMYEONG |
“…Just keep sweeping.” |
THE GOURD |
“…Yes. Continue being normal nearby it.” |
THE GRASS |
“…That is strangely stabilizing.” |
So he does. |
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