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1,900	8	Rick:	[
1,901	8	Rick:	I'm in heaven right now. [
1,902	8	Morty:	This might be the best day of my life.
1,903	8	Beth:	So now what do we do?
1,904	8	Jerry:	That show "Ball Fondlers" sounded kind of interesting.
1,905	8	Summer:
1,906	8	Jerry:	What? They're having fun in there! What do you guys want from me? Every family on this block has to wonder if they're together by choice. Our family just has inter-dimensional goggles to show us for a fact that we're not.
1,907	8	Summer:	Well, I'm leaving!
1,908	8	Beth:	You can't leave, you're
1,909	8	Summer:	Yeah, and I'm
1,910	8	Announcer (on TV	It's Saturday Night Live! Starring A Piece of Toast! Two guys with handle-bar mustaches! A man painted silver who makes robot noises! Garmanarnar! Three s-- uh uh, uh, uh, I'll get back to that one. A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all, and returning, for his 25th consecutive year: Bobby Moynihan!
1,911	8	Rick:	Interesting fun fact, uh… Moynihan and Piece of Toast hate each other. Apparently they've got some
1,912	8	Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):	Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house, where you open 'em, and they actually go somewhere? [
1,913	8	Morty:	Hey, wait a minute, Rick. Wh-- I thought this was a commercial. Wh-what's going on? I mean--
1,914	8	Rick:	Relax, Morty. Don't-don't worry about it. Let's just just see where this goes.
1,915	8	Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):	[
1,916	8	Morty:	See, that must be where he lives. OK...
1,917	8	Rick:	Huh. Making himself a sandwich now..
1,918	8	Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):	[
1,919	8	Morty:
1,920	8	Rick:	Oh my God! It's still the commercial!
1,921	8	Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):	We have fake doors like you wouldn't believe! What are you worried about? Come get fake doors. Call us up, and order some fake doors today. Don't even hesitate, Don't even worry and don't even...
1,922	8	Rick:	All right, I'm bored. Change it.
1,923	8	Morty:	Wait wait, Rick! Hold on hold on...
1,924	8	Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):	...give it a second thought. That's our slogan. See it on the bottom of the screen, below our name. Here's another slogan, right below that one. What are you worried about? Come get fake doors! Get in here quick, get out quicker, with an arm of fake doors in you arms.
1,925	8	Morty:	Okay, okay, you can change it.
1,926	8	Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):	Don't even worry about it!
1,927	8	Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):	[
1,928	8	Morty:	Hey Rick, that's pretty cool! It's just like Garfield, only instead, it's Gazorpazorpfield.
1,929	8	Rick:	Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where-where uh, where those Sex robots came from, remember? That whole thing?
1,930	8	Morty:	Yeah hey, that's pretty, pretty that's true. That's right!
1,931	8	Rick:	Yeah. Let's watch some more Gazorpazorpfield!
1,932	8	Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):	Hey Jon, it's me, Gazorpazorpfield. Boy, fuck you, Jon. You dumb, stupid, idiot.
1,933	8	Jon (on TV):	Come on, Gazorpazorpfield, go easy on me, huh?
1,934	8	Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):	You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uh, uh guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.
1,935	8	Jon:	Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, that's-- you know you're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake.
1,936	8	Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):	I don't give a
1,937	8	Morty:	Hey, Rick, you know, di-did they use Bill Murray for this? Sounds a lot like Bill Murray.
1,938	8	Rick:	No, Morty, it's Lorenzo Music. In this reality, he's still alive.
1,939	8	Morty:	Oh, okay, was his name Lorenzo Music?
1,940	8	Rick:	Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He also did that voice of that one guy from Ghostbusters, which is really strange, because it's the same character Bill Murray played in the movie. But then, when they made the movie Bill Murray did the voice of Gazorpazorp-- or Garfield, I mean.
1,941	8	Morty:	Yeah, that's pretty cool, Rick. So all that happened in this reality too?
1,942	8	Rick:	I don't know. Just making conversation with you, Morty. What do you think? I-I-I-I know everything about everything?
1,943	8	Beth:	Did you
1,944	8	Jerry:	Well, we... we blew a tire on the way to the clinic.
1,945	8	Beth:	I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids. And now the first kid is going to... do something with turquoise.
1,946	8	Jerry:	Which is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.
1,947	8	Beth:	So, we didn't do the kids any favors. So, we should stay together for each other and ourselves... or...
1,948	8	Jerry:	Or?
1,949	8	Spokesman (on TV):	Man. Woman. And now, trunk man? We know science has created men that have a trunk that allows them to have sex with both male and female partners. But we
1,950	8	Suspender Guy (on TV):	The act that says that gay uh trunk people can get married. Who needs it?
1,951	8	Garbageman (on TV):	Not on my watch!
1,952	8	Spokeman (on TV):	Paid for by Michael Denny and The Denny Singers. [
1,953	8	Trunkperson (on TV):	Hi, I'm a trunk person. And I want I-I feel love in my heart, too, just like you. I want to be able to express that love, with both a man and a woman. And I won't be able to if Denny and The Denny Singers get their way.
1,954	8	New Yorker (on TV):	Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh?
1,955	8	Spokesman (on TV):	Paid for by... Trunk People. [
1,956	8	Mr. Tophat Jones (on TV):	Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles! Ooh, I hope nobody ever gets my hands on me, and tries to steal my Strawberry Smiggles. I'm going to eat every last one of them, because and then they'll be in my stomach, and nobody will ever be able to eat them. Except for me, because they're going to be all inside my stomach. I'm my name is Mister... Tophat Jones, and God forbid anyone ever take my sniggy, little pig-dul smiggles. I'm keeping 'em all for me.
1,957	8	Mr. Tophat Jones (on TV):	No! Get away from me! Get away from me and my Strawberry Smiggles! No! [
1,958	8	Morty:	Jeez, Rick. Oh my god! That's some pretty hardcore stuff, you know, for a cereal commercial.
1,959	8	Rick:	Well, you know, Morty, I mean, you want to sell boxes of cereal, you gotta, you gotta, pump the gas a little. Pedal t-to the metal, Morty.
1,960	8	Announcer (on TV):	In a world, where muscular mannies are coming, and they're coming strong, there's only three unmuscular Michaels.
1,961	8	Unmuscular Michael 1 (on TV):	Get down! Hurry, run!
1,962	8	Muscular Mannies:
1,963	8	Announcer (on TV):	And that's when real - Turbulent - Juice is coming, and you gotta take care of it. With Turbulent Juice, turbulent tables, no room is safe from the turbulent power of Turbulent Juice.
1,964	8	Morty:	What in the
1,965	8	Rick:	Sex sells, Morty.
1,966	8	Morty:	Sex sells
1,967	8	Jerry:	Oh, your mother and I are going to be spending some time apart, Morty. And your sister found out she was an unwanted pregnancy.
1,968	8	Morty:	W-w-w-what?
1,969	8	Rick:	Speaking of [
1,970	8	Police Chief (on TV):	Baby Legs, you're a good detective… but not good enough, because of your baby legs. So I'm partnering you up with Regular Legs.
1,971	8	Regular Legs (on TV):	Hey there.
1,972	8	Baby Legs (on TV):	Detective, I'm-- this is upsetting to me, because I feel like I don't need no regular-leg partner.
1,973	8	Police Chief (on TV):	Baby Legs, don't talk back to me. Good luck you two, there's a criminal to kill. [
1,974	8	Regular Legs (on TV):	Wow! You sure found this guy quick!
1,975	8	Baby Legs (on TV):	Uh, yeah, because I'm a good detective.
1,976	8	Regular Legs (on TV):	[
1,977	8	Criminal (on TV) :	Oh, fuck it, I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick.
1,978	8	Baby Legs (on TV):	Baby Legs, here we go! [
1,979	8	Regular Legs (on TV):	I'm coming, Baby Legs! I'm Regular Legs! [
1,980	8	Baby Legs (on TV):	Hey, that was good team work.
1,981	8	Police Chief (on TV):	Baby Legs, and Regular Legs, I'm proud of you two for working together, and Baby Legs, I know it was hard for you to come to the conclusion that you need a partner. But I'm proud of you that you did it.
1,982	8	Baby Legs (on TV):	Hey thanks, chief!
1,983	8	Police Chief (on TV):	Now get the fuck out of here!
1,984	8	Rick:	Pretty cool, huh, Morty? [
1,985	8	Jerry:	Uh, I thought it was cool.
1,986	8	Rick:	I don't give a fuck what you think,
1,987	8	Morty:	[
1,988	8	Summer:	No, you don't. You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery. You're just a symptom of it.
1,989	8	Morty:	Can I show you something?
1,990	8	Summer:	Morty, no offense, but a drawing of me you made when you were 8 isn't gonna make make me feel like less of an accident.
1,991	8	Morty:	[
1,992	8	Summer:	Wait, what? [
1,993	8	Morty:	On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the
1,994	8	Summer:	So, you're not my brother?
1,995	8	Morty:	I'm
1,996	8	Announcer (on TV):	Mrs. Sullivan always planned to leave everything to her cats. But sometimes, plans need a helping paw. What are the kitties to do, but buckle together and work as a team.
1,997	8	Business Man (on TV):	Mrs. Sullivan, I uh, please forgive me for being forward, but your eyes are so
1,998	8	Jerry:	Wait, this is an
1,999	8	Announcer (on TV):	This fall, sparks will fly!

1,900

8

Rick:

[

1,901

8

Rick:

I'm in heaven right now. [

1,902

8

Morty:

This might be the best day of my life.

1,903

8

Beth:

So now what do we do?

1,904

8

Jerry:

That show "Ball Fondlers" sounded kind of interesting.

1,905

8

Summer:

1,906

8

Jerry:

What? They're having fun in there! What do you guys want from me? Every family on this block has to wonder if they're together by choice. Our family just has inter-dimensional goggles to show us for a fact that we're not.

1,907

8

Summer:

Well, I'm leaving!

1,908

8

Beth:

You can't leave, you're

1,909

8

Summer:

Yeah, and I'm

1,910

8

Announcer (on TV

It's Saturday Night Live! Starring A Piece of Toast! Two guys with handle-bar mustaches! A man painted silver who makes robot noises! Garmanarnar! Three s-- uh uh, uh, uh, I'll get back to that one. A hole in the wall, where the men can see it all, and returning, for his 25th consecutive year: Bobby Moynihan!

1,911

8

Rick:

Interesting fun fact, uh… Moynihan and Piece of Toast hate each other. Apparently they've got some

1,912

8

Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):

Hey, are you tired of real doors, cluttering up your house, where you open 'em, and they actually go somewhere? [

1,913

8

Morty:

Hey, wait a minute, Rick. Wh-- I thought this was a commercial. Wh-what's going on? I mean--

1,914

8

Rick:

Relax, Morty. Don't-don't worry about it. Let's just just see where this goes.

1,915

8

Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):

[

1,916

8

Morty:

See, that must be where he lives. OK...

1,917

8

Rick:

Huh. Making himself a sandwich now..

1,918

8

Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):

[

1,919

8

Morty:

1,920

8

Rick:

Oh my God! It's still the commercial!

1,921

8

Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):

We have fake doors like you wouldn't believe! What are you worried about? Come get fake doors. Call us up, and order some fake doors today. Don't even hesitate, Don't even worry and don't even...

1,922

8

Rick:

All right, I'm bored. Change it.

1,923

8

Morty:

Wait wait, Rick! Hold on hold on...

1,924

8

Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):

...give it a second thought. That's our slogan. See it on the bottom of the screen, below our name. Here's another slogan, right below that one. What are you worried about? Come get fake doors! Get in here quick, get out quicker, with an arm of fake doors in you arms.

1,925

8

Morty:

Okay, okay, you can change it.

1,926

8

Fake Doors Salesman (on TV):

Don't even worry about it!

1,927

8

Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):

[

1,928

8

Morty:

Hey Rick, that's pretty cool! It's just like Garfield, only instead, it's Gazorpazorpfield.

1,929

8

Rick:

Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where-where uh, where those Sex robots came from, remember? That whole thing?

1,930

8

Morty:

Yeah hey, that's pretty, pretty that's true. That's right!

1,931

8

Rick:

Yeah. Let's watch some more Gazorpazorpfield!

1,932

8

Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):

Hey Jon, it's me, Gazorpazorpfield. Boy, fuck you, Jon. You dumb, stupid, idiot.

1,933

8

Jon (on TV):

Come on, Gazorpazorpfield, go easy on me, huh?

1,934

8

Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):

You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white uh, uh guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.

1,935

8

Jon:

Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, that's-- you know you're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake.

1,936

8

Gazorpazorpfield (on TV):

I don't give a

1,937

8

Morty:

Hey, Rick, you know, di-did they use Bill Murray for this? Sounds a lot like Bill Murray.

1,938

8

Rick:

No, Morty, it's Lorenzo Music. In this reality, he's still alive.

1,939

8

Morty:

Oh, okay, was his name Lorenzo Music?

1,940

8

Rick:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. He also did that voice of that one guy from Ghostbusters, which is really strange, because it's the same character Bill Murray played in the movie. But then, when they made the movie Bill Murray did the voice of Gazorpazorp-- or Garfield, I mean.

1,941

8

Morty:

Yeah, that's pretty cool, Rick. So all that happened in this reality too?

1,942

8

Rick:

I don't know. Just making conversation with you, Morty. What do you think? I-I-I-I know everything about everything?

1,943

8

Beth:

Did you

1,944

8

Jerry:

Well, we... we blew a tire on the way to the clinic.

1,945

8

Beth:

I think, in my head, I was doing it all for the kids. And now the first kid is going to... do something with turquoise.

1,946

8

Jerry:

Which is either code for crystal meth, or a gateway to it.

1,947

8

Beth:

So, we didn't do the kids any favors. So, we should stay together for each other and ourselves... or...

1,948

8

Jerry:

Or?

1,949

8

Spokesman (on TV):

Man. Woman. And now, trunk man? We know science has created men that have a trunk that allows them to have sex with both male and female partners. But we

1,950

8

Suspender Guy (on TV):

The act that says that gay uh trunk people can get married. Who needs it?

1,951

8

Garbageman (on TV):

Not on my watch!

1,952

8

Spokeman (on TV):

Paid for by Michael Denny and The Denny Singers. [

1,953

8

Trunkperson (on TV):

Hi, I'm a trunk person. And I want I-I feel love in my heart, too, just like you. I want to be able to express that love, with both a man and a woman. And I won't be able to if Denny and The Denny Singers get their way.

1,954

8

New Yorker (on TV):

Hey, let the trunk people have sex and get married, huh?

1,955

8

Spokesman (on TV):

Paid for by... Trunk People. [

1,956

8

Mr. Tophat Jones (on TV):

Oh, I love me Strawberry Smiggles! Ooh, I hope nobody ever gets my hands on me, and tries to steal my Strawberry Smiggles. I'm going to eat every last one of them, because and then they'll be in my stomach, and nobody will ever be able to eat them. Except for me, because they're going to be all inside my stomach. I'm my name is Mister... Tophat Jones, and God forbid anyone ever take my sniggy, little pig-dul smiggles. I'm keeping 'em all for me.

1,957

8

Mr. Tophat Jones (on TV):

No! Get away from me! Get away from me and my Strawberry Smiggles! No! [

1,958

8

Morty:

Jeez, Rick. Oh my god! That's some pretty hardcore stuff, you know, for a cereal commercial.

1,959

8

Rick:

Well, you know, Morty, I mean, you want to sell boxes of cereal, you gotta, you gotta, pump the gas a little. Pedal t-to the metal, Morty.

1,960

8

Announcer (on TV):

In a world, where muscular mannies are coming, and they're coming strong, there's only three unmuscular Michaels.

1,961

8

Unmuscular Michael 1 (on TV):

Get down! Hurry, run!

1,962

8

Muscular Mannies:

1,963

8

Announcer (on TV):

And that's when real - Turbulent - Juice is coming, and you gotta take care of it. With Turbulent Juice, turbulent tables, no room is safe from the turbulent power of Turbulent Juice.

1,964

8

Morty:

What in the

1,965

8

Rick:

Sex sells, Morty.

1,966

8

Morty:

Sex sells

1,967

8

Jerry:

Oh, your mother and I are going to be spending some time apart, Morty. And your sister found out she was an unwanted pregnancy.

1,968

8

Morty:

W-w-w-what?

1,969

8

Rick:

Speaking of [

1,970

8

Police Chief (on TV):

Baby Legs, you're a good detective… but not good enough, because of your baby legs. So I'm partnering you up with Regular Legs.

1,971

8

Regular Legs (on TV):

Hey there.

1,972

8

Baby Legs (on TV):

Detective, I'm-- this is upsetting to me, because I feel like I don't need no regular-leg partner.

1,973

8

Police Chief (on TV):

Baby Legs, don't talk back to me. Good luck you two, there's a criminal to kill. [

1,974

8

Regular Legs (on TV):

Wow! You sure found this guy quick!

1,975

8

Baby Legs (on TV):

Uh, yeah, because I'm a good detective.

1,976

8

Regular Legs (on TV):

[

1,977

8

Criminal (on TV) :

Oh, fuck it, I'm the killer. I'm running, running real quick.

1,978

8

Baby Legs (on TV):

Baby Legs, here we go! [

1,979

8

Regular Legs (on TV):

I'm coming, Baby Legs! I'm Regular Legs! [

1,980

8

Baby Legs (on TV):

Hey, that was good team work.

1,981

8

Police Chief (on TV):

Baby Legs, and Regular Legs, I'm proud of you two for working together, and Baby Legs, I know it was hard for you to come to the conclusion that you need a partner. But I'm proud of you that you did it.

1,982

8

Baby Legs (on TV):

Hey thanks, chief!

1,983

8

Police Chief (on TV):

Now get the fuck out of here!

1,984

8

Rick:

Pretty cool, huh, Morty? [

1,985

8

Jerry:

Uh, I thought it was cool.

1,986

8

Rick:

I don't give a fuck what you think,

1,987

8

Morty:

[

1,988

8

Summer:

No, you don't. You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery. You're just a symptom of it.

1,989

8

Morty:

Can I show you something?

1,990

8

Summer:

Morty, no offense, but a drawing of me you made when you were 8 isn't gonna make make me feel like less of an accident.

1,991

8

Morty:

[

1,992

8

Summer:

Wait, what? [

1,993

8

Morty:

On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the

1,994

8

Summer:

So, you're not my brother?

1,995

8

Morty:

I'm

1,996

8

Announcer (on TV):

Mrs. Sullivan always planned to leave everything to her cats. But sometimes, plans need a helping paw. What are the kitties to do, but buckle together and work as a team.

1,997

8

Business Man (on TV):

Mrs. Sullivan, I uh, please forgive me for being forward, but your eyes are so

1,998

8

Jerry:

Wait, this is an

1,999

8

Announcer (on TV):

This fall, sparks will fly!