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1,700
| 7
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Morty:
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Um,,,"Dada"?
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1,701
| 7
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Jerry:
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[ Clears throat ]
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1,702
| 7
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Gazorpian PA System:
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The spider in sector "C" is still alive,
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1,703
| 7
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Mar-sha:
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I am Mar-sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp,
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1,704
| 7
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Summer
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: What is this place?
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1,705
| 7
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Mar-sha:
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Paradise.
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1,706
| 7
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Summer:
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I am here if you need to talk,
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1,707
| 7
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Mar-sha:
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From here, we dispense mechanical surrogates to maintain our population,
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1,708
| 7
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Summer:
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That was just a baby,
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1,709
| 7
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Rick:
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Wait a minute, We're here because a male Gazorpian was born on our planet,
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1,710
| 7
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Summer:
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You speak when you're spoken to, ding-a-ling!
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1,711
| 7
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Summer:
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How did you know?
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1,712
| 7
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Summer:
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1,713
| 7
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Rick:
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1,714
| 7
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Summer:
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Well, it really doesn't matter what you want, because this is a sane place where women rule,
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1,715
| 7
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Rick:
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Yeah, You know what I have to say about that?
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1,716
| 7
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Summer:
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Grandpa!
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1,717
| 7
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Rick:
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It's not dominated by us, okay?
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1,718
| 7
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Summer:
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Equals?! We make 70% of your salary for the same job!
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1,719
| 7
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Rick:
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Was this really the time to make that point, Summer?
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1,720
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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This is for you, daddy,
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1,721
| 7
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Morty:
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Oh, man!
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1,722
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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You're silly, daddy,
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1,723
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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No, Morty Jr,
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1,724
| 7
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Morty:
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Ohh!
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1,725
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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Daddy, can I go outside?
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1,726
| 7
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Morty:
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No! Absolutely not!
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1,727
| 7
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Morty:
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Yeah, but you can't go out there because the -- the air is poisonous for you!
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1,728
| 7
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Morty:
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1,729
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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Why do we love to dance?
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1,730
| 7
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Morty:
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Because I said so!
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1,731
| 7
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Rick:
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Because I got --
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1,732
| 7
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Gazorpian #2:
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The worst crime a female can commit,
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1,733
| 7
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Rick
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: Pfft!
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1,734
| 7
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Rick:
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What, what, what -- a night on the couch?
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1,735
| 7
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Summer:
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I hate you so much right now.
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1,736
| 7
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Gazorpian #2:
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This will be the first instance of capital punishment in our society in 500 years due to our awesomeness, so we are forced to improvise,
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1,737
| 7
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Rick:
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1,738
| 7
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Gazorpian #2:
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No! Stop interrupting!
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1,739
| 7
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Rick:
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What? Just give me a gun,
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1,740
| 7
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Gazorpian #2:
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Stop interrupting!
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1,741
| 7
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Rick:
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Look, I'm sorry, Summer,
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1,742
| 7
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Summer:
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Top, My top!
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1,743
| 7
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Gazorpian #2:
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It says, "Marc Jacobs,"
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1,744
| 7
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Summer:
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Yes,
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1,745
| 7
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Summer:
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Okay, ouch, Noted,
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1,746
| 7
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Rick:
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Good job, Summer, and thanks, girls,
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1,747
| 7
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Morty:
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Morty Jr,! Smoking?!
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1,748
| 7
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Morty:
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So what?!
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1,749
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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I don't want to masturbate,
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1,750
| 7
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Morty:
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Oh, here we go again!
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1,751
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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Love -- that's all you care about!
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1,752
| 7
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Morty:
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All right, that's it -- no more History Channel!
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1,753
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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I hate video games!
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1,754
| 7
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Morty:
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You take that back!
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1,755
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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I can't take this anymore!
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1,756
| 7
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Morty:
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No! No, no, no! Stop!
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1,757
| 7
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Morty:
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My son is gonna take over the planet, and I am too young to drive!
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1,758
| 7
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Jerry:
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[ Clears throat ]
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1,759
| 7
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Morty:
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Oh, my god!
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1,760
| 7
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Jerry:
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Oh, god,
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1,761
| 7
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Morty:
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Oh, my god!
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1,762
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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[ Roars ]
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1,763
| 7
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Morty:
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Morty Jr,, no!
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1,764
| 7
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Jerry:
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My car!
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1,765
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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1,766
| 7
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Rick:
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Out of the -- out of the way, Morty!
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1,767
| 7
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Morty:
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He's my son!
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1,768
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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[ Growls ]
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1,769
| 7
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Morty:
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I know, Morty Jr,
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1,770
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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I'm an alien?
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1,771
| 7
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Morty:
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We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts,
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1,772
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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But I want to murder everyone I see!
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1,773
| 7
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Morty:
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Well, you know,
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1,774
| 7
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Brad Anderson:
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Actually, there is,
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1,775
| 7
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Brad Anderson:
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Well, did you get the impression
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1,776
| 7
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Jerry:
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Tell me that wasn't
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1,777
| 7
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Morty:
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Aw, see?
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1,778
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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Maybe!
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1,779
| 7
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Morty:
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I know you can do it, son,
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1,780
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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I think it's time I get a place of my own.
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1,781
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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[ Growling affectionately ]
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1,782
| 7
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Morty:
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Aaaaaaah!
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1,783
| 7
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Jerry:
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So, I assume this novel your son writes is gonna pay for my rear axle?
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1,784
| 7
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Rick:
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Isn't it interesting,
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1,785
| 7
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Summer:
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Are you sure it doesn't make you re-evaluate your policy about taking girls on adventures?
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1,786
| 7
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Rick:
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No, I'd say, given what we've been through, that I was right the whole time and any epiphanies about gender politics were a projection of your feminine insecurity,
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1,787
| 7
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Beth:
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Dad? Summer?
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1,788
| 7
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Summer:
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On Gazorpazorp,
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1,789
| 7
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Beth:
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I was reading a newspaper,
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1,790
| 7
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Rick:
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Oh, that's interesting,
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1,791
| 7
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Interviewer:
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Mortimer smith, Jr,,
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1,792
| 7
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Morty Jr:
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Certainly,
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1,793
| 7
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Interviewer:
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But you persevered, and created this masterpiece from your suffering.
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1,794
| 7
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Beth:
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It's a thankless job,
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1,795
| 7
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Morty:
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I hope he's eating enough.
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1,796
| 8
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Bachelor (on TV)
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: Cynthia...
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1,797
| 8
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Jerry
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: Oh, my God! No, no..!
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1,798
| 8
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Summer
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: I told you!
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1,799
| 8
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Beth
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: Hold on.
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