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Morty:
Um,,,"Dada"?
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Jerry:
[ Clears throat ]
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Gazorpian PA System:
The spider in sector "C" is still alive,
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Mar-sha:
I am Mar-sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp,
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Summer
: What is this place?
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Mar-sha:
Paradise.
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Summer:
I am here if you need to talk,
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Mar-sha:
From here, we dispense mechanical surrogates to maintain our population,
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Summer:
That was just a baby,
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Rick:
Wait a minute, We're here because a male Gazorpian was born on our planet,
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Summer:
You speak when you're spoken to, ding-a-ling!
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Summer:
How did you know?
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Summer:
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Rick:
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Summer:
Well, it really doesn't matter what you want, because this is a sane place where women rule,
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Rick:
Yeah, You know what I have to say about that?
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Summer:
Grandpa!
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Rick:
It's not dominated by us, okay?
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Summer:
Equals?! We make 70% of your salary for the same job!
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Rick:
Was this really the time to make that point, Summer?
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Morty Jr:
This is for you, daddy,
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Morty:
Oh, man!
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Morty Jr:
You're silly, daddy,
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Morty Jr:
No, Morty Jr,
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Morty:
Ohh!
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Morty Jr:
Daddy, can I go outside?
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Morty:
No! Absolutely not!
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Morty:
Yeah, but you can't go out there because the -- the air is poisonous for you!
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Morty:
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Morty Jr:
Why do we love to dance?
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Morty:
Because I said so!
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Rick:
Because I got --
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Gazorpian #2:
The worst crime a female can commit,
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Rick
: Pfft!
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Rick:
What, what, what -- a night on the couch?
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Summer:
I hate you so much right now.
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Gazorpian #2:
This will be the first instance of capital punishment in our society in 500 years due to our awesomeness, so we are forced to improvise,
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Rick:
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Gazorpian #2:
No! Stop interrupting!
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Rick:
What? Just give me a gun,
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Gazorpian #2:
Stop interrupting!
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Rick:
Look, I'm sorry, Summer,
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Summer:
Top, My top!
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Gazorpian #2:
It says, "Marc Jacobs,"
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Summer:
Yes,
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Summer:
Okay, ouch, Noted,
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Rick:
Good job, Summer, and thanks, girls,
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Morty:
Morty Jr,! Smoking?!
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Morty:
So what?!
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Morty Jr:
I don't want to masturbate,
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Morty:
Oh, here we go again!
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Morty Jr:
Love -- that's all you care about!
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Morty:
All right, that's it -- no more History Channel!
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Morty Jr:
I hate video games!
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Morty:
You take that back!
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Morty Jr:
I can't take this anymore!
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Morty:
No! No, no, no! Stop!
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Morty:
My son is gonna take over the planet, and I am too young to drive!
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Jerry:
[ Clears throat ]
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Morty:
Oh, my god!
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Jerry:
Oh, god,
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Morty:
Oh, my god!
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Morty Jr:
[ Roars ]
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Morty:
Morty Jr,, no!
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Jerry:
My car!
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Morty Jr:
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Rick:
Out of the -- out of the way, Morty!
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Morty:
He's my son!
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Morty Jr:
[ Growls ]
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Morty:
I know, Morty Jr,
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Morty Jr:
I'm an alien?
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Morty:
We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts,
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Morty Jr:
But I want to murder everyone I see!
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Morty:
Well, you know,
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Brad Anderson:
Actually, there is,
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Brad Anderson:
Well, did you get the impression
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Jerry:
Tell me that wasn't
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Morty:
Aw, see?
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Morty Jr:
Maybe!
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Morty:
I know you can do it, son,
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Morty Jr:
I think it's time I get a place of my own.
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Morty Jr:
[ Growling affectionately ]
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Morty:
Aaaaaaah!
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Jerry:
So, I assume this novel your son writes is gonna pay for my rear axle?
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Rick:
Isn't it interesting,
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Summer:
Are you sure it doesn't make you re-evaluate your policy about taking girls on adventures?
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Rick:
No, I'd say, given what we've been through, that I was right the whole time and any epiphanies about gender politics were a projection of your feminine insecurity,
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Beth:
Dad? Summer?
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Summer:
On Gazorpazorp,
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Beth:
I was reading a newspaper,
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Rick:
Oh, that's interesting,
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Interviewer:
Mortimer smith, Jr,,
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Morty Jr:
Certainly,
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Interviewer:
But you persevered, and created this masterpiece from your suffering.
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Beth:
It's a thankless job,
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Morty:
I hope he's eating enough.
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Bachelor (on TV)
: Cynthia...
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Jerry
: Oh, my God! No, no..!
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Summer
: I told you!
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Beth
: Hold on.