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I'm sooooo sad. It's too bad. nuzzle me someone | 0 |
Dancers, Dance Teachers & Dance Studio Owners, How can I help you ? | 1 |
@RonEarl Yikes man, I didn't know, well, I hope yer feeling better. | 1 |
My BFF will be here in like an hour!!! AHHHH!!! SO EXCITED! Haven't seen her since Thanksgiving | 0 |
ahhh...another day of summer vaykayy....rain rain go away | 0 |
Everyone on tetrisfriends.com has no idea how to play tetris. It's sad. | 0 |
@Husneey nape bu haji? | 1 |
Still Feels Shitty Sucks .. But Has To Go To Work Today !! | 0 |
@ishardtoexplain oh, im sorry i hope you get better speedy! this winter I had flu three times, and i dont like. take care baby ♥ love u! | 0 |
@RevengOfTheVirg Ugh! I so hate it when i find out that they're boring | 0 |
just wants to go home now | 0 |
@melzygirl you have no interview today? | 0 |
I just saw a commercial 4 carabbas "the johnny" & now that's ALL I wnt! That steak was AMAZING! btw nick bring me dressing | 1 |
@ASOS_Ilana VERY interested!!! (can't DM as you're not following me ) | 0 |
@trickyshirls Yeh Yeh Nic, dont blame your incontinence on Big Brother!!! hee hee Get that Tena Lady Bumper Kit on! MWAH xxx | 1 |
I'm crying cause he's goooooneee. I'm never gona c him again ( besdies Facebook ) :[ My life is gona SUCCKKK now!!! ( | 0 |
@Quadrillewine i heard the same rumour, will have to see what all the fuss is about. | 1 |
im gonna prepare myself for a tasty BJ tomorrow. anyone else wants to give me a BJ is also welcomed! | 1 |
home again after busy Rotterdam-weekend.saw Terminator S. last nite.scaryyy!!!but good | 1 |
@RubyRose1 come home hahaa x | 0 |
Opened up the pool, got a sunburn, had a pedicure, and watched The Mighty Boosh. I'll say that was a good day! Oh, aside from the sunburn | 0 |
Sorry. You will be hearing from me again. Didn't even get one number | 0 |
bah... headache! | 0 |
@hewieboo i knew you were sober you liar! whatever it was fun driving your car | 1 |
on my way to walk out the door cheer camp text me! | 1 |
Finally got dressed now im off to work on such a beautiful day | 0 |
@djndayo am glad u realise this, ur germs have weakened us both and we are victims of the flu | 0 |
@trimurls - any chance of getting an in-browser shortener so I don't have to visit a completely different page? | 1 |
Feeling Blah...like the weather | 0 |
Rains come home. Got drenched in the first monsoon showers. Missing a ciggi-stick | 0 |
@ELLEohhELLExxx http://twitpic.com/7yvip - OMG I WANNA BE THERE SO HARD I'm gonna cry. | 0 |
It's sooooo warm outside, it's insane!! Though i'm not complaining, i love it! Going back outside now | 1 |
@doctoress what is better than doing work ? | 1 |
@MrTweet only 400??? Shame on the Twitter population | 0 |
I ate too many carrots | 0 |
@ginaharris1 @nedrunning @teddy_salad Glad you guys agree about chocolate! LOL! | 1 |
saw the cutest baby goat today! It was just born this morning | 1 |
@jakybr86 keep twittering the score please as it updates thanks hon! | 1 |
@GRBrit If I'm going to pick my death like that, I'd rather die from delicious and bad for me food. Thanks for the heads up on the date | 1 |
@ZoeBar I was so looking forward to it, I love love love me some good Bronte. But it was just WRONG! Needed more "CATHY!" "HEATHCLIFF!" | 0 |
Had fun draft parties at the Sports Arena in the old days. Staples center doesn't seem like a Clipper arena w/all the purple & gold Sad. | 0 |
Remember, you're stronger than you feel, smarter than you think, and more amazing than most people will ever hope to be, Ti. | 1 |
@Robbeatsall yay tommrows the last day at stupidd hell | 1 |
Noooooo! Just realised my James tax disc holder is no more | 0 |
@wacom No, I'm not. | 0 |
@agriggs8 Glad I coud entertain u w/ my stupidity. I had a great time @ my m&g's despite being REALLY nervous. Would luv to do again | 0 |
@JennyyLouisee HER TICKETS FOR DUBLIC ARE 90 EUROS THATS LIKE £70 :O | 0 |
oh just fucking lovely modern commercials in the middle of a '60's tv show. | 0 |
about to get on the plane leaving for vegas said farewell to paul oh how sad im so stoked!!!! | 0 |
Totally ill, fever, headache, puking all day long. And if this is not enough I full of hay fever. Damn! | 0 |
im officially at the airport ready to leave new mexico. im coming hoomee | 1 |
Man I would love to have oprah as my employer | 0 |
Okay it's getting cold because of the rain lol | 1 |
they're leaving tomorrow and i'm nostalgic. I want it all again ♫ http://blip.fm/~7ighg | 0 |
@angie128 He's awesome! I'll tweet you a picture! | 1 |
@nikkieo sounds good. How about instead of us all applying to usd we all apply to kansas and go there together | 1 |
Down with fever catch you tomorrow everyone, gonna sleep early... | 0 |
Missed the cutoff date 4 cheap tickets 2 Texas Hill Fest! Didn't realize how expensive it was. Gonna have to do some serious budgetting! | 0 |
@nicolewilson G'Night! | 1 |
on utube again hehe! im lookin forward 2 bali in july... but at the same time i REALLY dont wanna go coz of swine flu! | 0 |
Last Day Of School!! | 1 |
about to go to the dorados game! woo! | 1 |
@anke_germany yeah am good chick and u your lucky lol nat sent you a message lol | 1 |
Damn insomniatic tendencies are torturing me...I dont wanna sleep my day off away | 0 |
@Pink i soo wanna see ya meet up n sydney sometimes? | 0 |
He he....did anybody consider voting for the Pyramid Party of India - talk about 'political advice' http://www.pyramidparty.org/ | 1 |
@Ja101 Makes me wish I had dogs instead of cats! | 1 |
@i_am_lek either crank or dragonball but errrrrrrr it rained hard so there goes my sun nyt plans. wuts goin on? | 1 |
Oooo it's sunny..flip flops at the ready | 1 |
@RikkiIV I like that name I need to find a name for my charrie. I'll do that now D; | 1 |
@modernmami @franklogic Yes we are! | 1 |
@joegreenz Thx, for that Tweet, was kind of you Monsieur | 1 |
Only 12 more minutes to plant a tree! Start following @UNEPandYou & they'll do the rest #followfriday #t4t | 1 |
@dahlila oooh, sounds great! i love old games so much...i may have a small problem. i think emery's tiring of playing them all with me. | 1 |
Assigning XML "id" attributes to paths in InkScape helps when exporting to other formats if you want to fine-tune afterwards | 1 |
<3s the boy but wishes she'd slept later than when he went to work. can't wake up... at least it'll be NOT raining today. Mommy's coming! | 0 |
Awesome after party...got to finally hang with bride and groom w/out all the paparazzi around | 1 |
Finally home ..... work went by fast and there was a pleasant surprise | 1 |
@krystalllllll you spit gum on me | 0 |
back in Bochum again... gosh... this stupid traffic jam dispossessed me 1 hour of my day... | 0 |
@blueparrot2 they are indeed and not cooking its too hot think takeaway is in order | 1 |
Hudson. Hopefully picking up the keys and papers for my car. taking it for a drive then caseys moms. | 1 |
@Matt_Tuck Can't wait for the new album, Anyone Matt, when will you all be coming to singapore? Your fans here are dying to see you all | 1 |
Drank an energy too late in day. Arrggggh. Can't sleep. | 0 |
@just_another_1 Ican't, that song is crap! I cannot believe I know even those lyrics | 1 |
@rbateson I was at Loganpalooza | 1 |
@Mr_Markk I'm indoors and still freezing. | 1 |
Went shopping today with new shoes and it was possibly the WORST idea Ive ever had !! My feeeeeet | 0 |
@whysee goodnite. i'll see u again | 0 |
WTF is going on? #dayofthelocusts Seems more like a twilight zone episode. I am so lost | 0 |
And they just served my beer in a UW cup. | 0 |
In a maxi taxi with @SymesyBoy @Christian0386 @Ishmael andl Katie best cab ride ever | 1 |
@davidschwimmer I can't believe it was in 50's & gloomy--it's usually 70's or 80's & sunshine. | 1 |
People are strange - http://bit.ly/IoWup Why they don't like topless beaches? so cute | 1 |
We've got FAB lollies http://twitpic.com/6gqpa | 1 |
I have an earache and it hurts!! | 0 |
happy sunday to all tweets | 1 |
Found shoes today for graduation | 1 |
Sometimes you're walking home from work in the morning and you see a used hypodermic needle on the sidewalk. | 0 |
@MzShyneka my phone was messing up I couldn't even make the call | 0 |
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