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kay back to writing
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Nite people, I'm gonna call my beyo first then sleep
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OFFICIALLY PASSED 2ND YEAR!! WITH ALL B'S!!!
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@psotto "exhausting but fun" is what we aim for @cornblatt 2500 cryptid chasing steps is still epic! excellent chasing.
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@PrinceSammie LoL dat was kewt but nigga I asked u a ques
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@MeditationHelp re: animals killed for food: this is scienticslly valid; hormones of stress & fear plus drugs = no meat 4 me!
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Cora's first official act of Mother's Day? Projectile vomit her entire bottle all over my bed. Poor itsy bitsy.
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sat at the computer feeling ill
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Good L3 session completed, felt good, no problem at all. Maybe I should do MAP tests more often, makes L3 feel really comfortable
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#myweakness = @DhaniJones ...and a side of peach cobbler...w/vanilla ice cream. Yum, yum, and yum
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@mikeyloops oo alright.. you checq out my blog?! .. or did you lie to me!
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is lonely in need of company
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@makesomenoyes omg aim su sad cus mai last dai of fifz graid wus tudai gonna kall radeo desnay ans rekuest et su ai kan crai en mai rume
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i failed my math exam now i'm going shopping ~
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@TheDavidBlaise david i met you earlier tonight and you told me you guys were playing nyc in july but that dates not on your myspace
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@IfUSeekLizzie I'm sorry about the pain, sweetie You don't deserve it<3
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Im bored n feel shit
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Workin 9am to 9pm without a break that has to be illegal!!! Im gonna be like a zombie by the end of today
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@mystica43229 no it's still Tuesday.
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Fucking twitter I hate youu xd
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i like beautiful york summer days! I do not like MA conferences!
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@SarahCakeHug that means we're old.
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@alexrokaw So does this mean "Horny Hottie" has to go? But I grew a bond with her....
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#inaperfectworld There wouldn't be hate, descrimination, wars, fights..But like David Archuleta sings we have to keep on imagining..sad
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GOODNiGHT
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@josi101 so it seems we both got a lot of work to do
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Goin to meet dymples06 & friends at Division Street Fest... who else is meeting us? @lootylove you rollin?
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@HedwigN I'll admit, I'd not heard of it. But that's very impressive that u've climbed it 30 times. Will u be doing it for this event?
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your a heartbreaker move on so quick
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HUMIDITY
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@JeanineAssis eu disse
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@mirabira hahaa. I was such a Callica shipper. Shame the shit went down.
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Esme finally asleep!now I've got 2 wake her 2 go & collect Korben from his computer club after school! I wonder wot YYuKKK will b4 dinner
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@Lakers I am so getting tickets for this!
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@mynamesamy me too
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My computer is broken
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Headed to the ranch to pull cedar. I thought we were done with this, but the Bobcat is broken.
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sooo pissed off right now! GRRRRR
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is very angrrry! my FB account just got deleted- WTF??? all my poems I have ever written are on there
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Crippled with pain
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Now it's MY turn at xkcd after @ilcapourgu and @prejudic3 Life gets a whole lot more creative and fun during study hols!
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Wow, Farrah Fawcet's in her final stages of anal cancer, she only has a few hours left. How sad Live ur life ppl! Make each moment count!
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Gawd, I wish my cat would just be quiet
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Another beautiful day outside!!!! Happy spring
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Can't afford tickets to see @mileycyrus at the London 02 my life is officially over :'(
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@rosiealys i just ordered two cards from it with photo uploads, im so keen
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getting excited to be going out tonight, yay!
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@ButtercupD where's everyone? I haven't seen @harleywonderpug in a while!
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@mhlywd wait and check out the iPhone 3Gs. If you don't like the iPhone take it back and get your BlackBerry back. Simple as that.
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Watching the Farrah Fawcett cancer story (Farrah's Story). what an amazing woman she is.Great but sad story
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Ugh. Its super cloudy in LA and I didnt bring anything warm, hope it doesnt rain. Heard its gonna be super nice all week in Vancouver
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@officialrmc me too
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@gyreandgimble I am doing and erm yes, very very excited..
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@Eganan- I LOVE YOU!!!! YOU MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!!
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WTF??? x17 is off air come ooooooooooooooooon im gonna cry
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@whyamistillhere Sure, I just need a home adrress, two paperclips, a roll of duct tape and some leftover anchovy pizzas.
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Can't wait for the oats ball and sebel this saturday. Hope I don't get swine flu before then. Haha better stay away from the piggies
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All of you can have fun tweeting all day while im cleaning hair LOL
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@Jenreynolds25 The one on my neck but my butt muscles hurt too I think I pulled a few muscles.
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ohhhh OCNG...i hate learning about you! i miss neaaaans! come home roomie/wifey/bestieeee! @createlovelive
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off to sainsburys with mum + dad to buy yummy food and I am craving sprite so I'll buy some of that too!
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it's 2am party again ?? Yep hah
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Listen to @jiminthemorning http://bit.ly/VpWAJ trying to play as many Scottish tunes as he can! No Proclaimers yet
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@dellamargaretta I'm so hungry but my mom said I could only have 1 pop tart
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@fallenfrommars hehe yeah i do.. OMG hun! you have a great voice and you also play very well the guitar! congratz
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New day same job
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in class, and bored!!!!!!!!
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I forgot there'd be no traffic today, so I've been at work since 8:30
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@rockyaguas i should hope so! You spent long enough researching that that thing. I wish you many years of happiness together
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okay, was looking through Phuket's pics. now, i seriously freaking NEED to go back to that weight!!!
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Officially on vacation and beach bound!!!!
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great night last night...disappointed to see that someone posted the winner of BGT on facebook listening to @darrylmorris now on xfm #fb
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Wow the bus left us
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@JMJ697MN Awwwww, I'm sorry about that. That sucks. Bring them to a potluck or have TDubs buy them off you? ;)
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@bigmoney1029: I just bought some yesterday and ate them last night. Oh man. I'm in trouble
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@mileycyrus http://twitpic.com/6fwg3 - You are beautiful! Uoooo! Love you Miley
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NO JOKE -- I was excited until I saw the ticket prices (via @disavian)
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@texasturner Thank you
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@aixelsiD This only proves to me that you are in fact a mac guy, all about window dressing. Substance, Chris, substance
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wow watever if your going to ruin our friendship for a stupid guy then thts ur fault!!!!! not mine!!!
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is at a bit of a loss - have things to do but the adrenalin of the high season has gone and well... it's easier to do nothing
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@ihatecrayons I'm sorry
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The application website is down I hope to apply later, if not it'll have to be in the morning
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Now to go to sleep. Goodnight
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@radarxcrave I don't have it on my phone, I have the mobile version on my iPod touch xx
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@wickedwaspie You should celebrate the fact it's Tony Sunday!
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I'm uup..I don't really know what will I do today. maybe just sitting here, reading NM, or playing guitar
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at khyts polishing off some sunday beverages
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@DavidArchie hi david! I'm claudia. I <3 touch my hand's video. you're awesome! Keep up the good work.
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shower, mechanic, workkk. love is leaving tonight
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@socko25 Congrats on that Socko u really are a great bassist lol
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@LizScherer I'm sorry to hear that
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Mmm can't wait to go to CeBIT Australia 2009 fuck yeah!
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@lyzeloo haha it went really good yes we kissed =P
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@twistedmonk coffee and french toast... IHOP, always helps me
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Home again. Making a plan for the rest of the day. Thinking about having lunch, shower, eating cake and dinner at grandparents
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good day twitter! tweet, tweet
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Just ordered super sweet geeksdreamgirl.com t-shirts to wear at Origins & GenCon!
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by the way,let's check out some New Moon scennes http://twitpic.com/6gc11
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@mariashriver Read your book in college ... and became a journalist! Loved it! P.S. Tell Arnold 'hi' from Iowa
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